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29779940 No.29779940 [Reply] [Original]

Vtubers are making you too comfortable, you need to get a real cute girlfriend.

>> No.29780001

Not worth it.

>> No.29780024

>>29779940
No.

>> No.29780086

>>29779940
Yeah, no shit
What loser doesn't have a girlfriend by the time they're 20?

>> No.29780173

normally you would be right but unfortunately i live in a area where used fleshlights have more class and attractiveness than the woman here

>> No.29780378

>>29779940
>implying I don't already have one

>> No.29780457

>>29779940
Okay then I guess I'll take Mumei.

>> No.29780576

>>29779940
I will never trust a cute girl as long as I live.
Especially cute girls like Mumei.

>> No.29780668
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>>29779940
>females will not associate themselves with males they percieve as "less than valuable"
>i am way smarter than everyone else my age and my upbringing in absolute solitude gave me an unique understanding of the world
>females will not date me regardless

>> No.29780745
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>>29779940
real girlfriends aren`t cute, retard

>> No.29780924

>>29779940
Mumei said girls are scary. I’ll stick with my cute tsundere owl gf.

>> No.29781165

>>29779940
Nah, I'm gonna save money, time and eventual pain by not getting a gf. IRL social relationships are just so overrated. I wanna play videogames, travel, fuck whoever I want, eat alone, get lost on the streets, idk. Yeah, I could do that with someone but it's just another thing that you have to be pending, I'd rather focus all my energy and time on myself.

>> No.29781221

>>29781165(me)
And don't even get me started on having kids

>> No.29781699

>>29779940
Impossible. Now go back.

>> No.29781839
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29781839

I already have a real cute girlfriend. Pic related; It's me an my gf.

>> No.29782312

>>29781839
better yourself anon

>> No.29782358
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>>29782312
We're going to watch Drive

>> No.29782443

>>29779940
>real
>cute

Anon, you know cute girls aren't real, right?

>> No.29782510

>>29779940
What if i live in a country where only 1% of women are cute?
Finding a cute girl here is almost like winning the lottery

>> No.29782714

>>29779940
I have one and I'd break up with her in a heartbeat for any of my top 10 chuubas

>> No.29783188

>>29779940
>Download tinder
>Swipe on a hundred girls that are like 6 at best and 4 at worst
>Get one match
>She just matched to laugh at me for being 5'8"
I'm not going through that again. I will spend $25 on a youtube membership every month and be happy chilling with the anime girl instead. It's a much better investment in the long run

>> No.29786976

>>29779940
i don't understand why tho

>> No.29787178

>>29779940
>real cute girlfriend.
The problem is they as real as vtubers. And by that I mean not at all.

>> No.29788490

>>29779940
Most women nowadays work but when you start going out or dating they still want you to pay for everything. They are literal money pits yet not always ready for sex, which is their only value.

>> No.29788599

>>29783188
Then lower your standards. You have no business swiping right on 4-6s if you're a 5'8 vtuber hobbyist.

>> No.29788733

>>29779940
i have a girlfriend, it's not all it's cracked up to be. the sex is mid, she is super needy and needs constant attention and she always wants to hang out during Mumei and Fauna streams. 4/10

>> No.29788960

>>29779940
>you need to get a real cute girlfriend
why? she will pass away someday

>> No.29790754

>>29788960
Statistically likely that chubas will graduate and ghost you sooner than a mate dying

>> No.29791060

>>29790754
honestly the graduate rate is lower than I would expect, maybe in 5 more years the rat3 will be way up though, since most of them are still a couple years into this at most

>> No.29791149

>>29788960
so will your oshi

>> No.29791215

>>29791149
source?

>> No.29791376

>>29779940
>goes to the vtuber board to tell people that vtubers are bad

>> No.29791419
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29791419

>>29780086
*had
Fuck you

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29791648

Oh get a girlfriend. Just get a girlfriend he says. Did y’all hear that everybody? Just get a fucking girlfriend, just do it bro

>> No.29791833

>>29779940
Fine I'll take Gura

>> No.29791834

3D IS PD.

>> No.29792078

>>29779940
To much of pussy to talk to women, lel.

>> No.29792163

>>29779940
I'm in my late twenties with no money, no career, no stability and only slightly above average in terms of looks. The best I can do is hookups.

>> No.29792368

>>29791060
Vtubing is a 5 year-ish old profession. Vt may joke about the hag love, but can you really see Botan being Botan for the next 20 years?

>> No.29792510

>>29779940
>wanting people to cheat on their oshi
degenerate

>> No.29792523

>>29791060
>>29792368
*Industry

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>>29779940
>>29791648

oh shit why didnt i think of this, it was so obvious the whole time

>> No.29795251

>>29792368
I don't know man, Lirik has been Lirik for the last 11 years

>> No.29795289

>>29779940
Real whores have real consequences.

Pass.

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