/MANS/ - Tempus General

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You're Next Edition

Last thread: >>29871497 #

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #ScholArt
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

[Anonymous No.]

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

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>>29901715
Thanks, I was about to make one.

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this one

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THIS FUCKING RETARD AND THE FAUCETS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fAwnyBD5lw
Here's your stream enhancing BGM

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ONE GIGAMILLION LITERS OF WATER
HOW DO I CLOSE MY FAUCET BROS

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AYO??

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Finally, thank fuck

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I MISSED THIS THREAD

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man you people are fucking slow

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>>29901715
Took you long enough

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I fucked up the last thread link I'm sorry...

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FINALLY

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>>29901715
Jesus Alex, Magni can cook faster than you

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>2 threads
>one has no title

s-sugoi...

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>>29901715
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

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Was that the April Fools Gingerbrave theme playing just now?

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Man, that was a bad time for the thread to end. We missed the whole water saga!

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>>29901715
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG I WANTED TO LAUGH WITH YOU GUYS WHEN HE COULDN'T TURN OFF THE WATER

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God, imagine how smooth Mag's brain must be

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I was so lost without the thread

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wtf we missed the entire water kino

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Fucker nearly broke the game becuz the game devs are retarded in what position the faucet's handle should be on/off

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turning off the faucet had to be a bit...right?

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go

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You guys almost made me make my first thread in 5 years...

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Would you eat Magni's cooking?

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/ck/maggers ww@

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>>29901754
>150 L of water dumped
>so much water dumped it lagged the magster's game
>panicking because he can't figure out how to turn it off
absolute kino

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TEMPUS LOVE.
SIMPLE AS

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Where are the Nowa soundposts?

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>>29901715
Actual previous thread >>29886133

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remember anons: to shut off /vt/ you have to turn BOTH handles

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>>29901715
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

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>>29901736
I was lost and afraid. I didn't know what to do. don't leave me again

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>>29901715
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

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REAL LAST THREAD
>>29886133
>>29886133
>>29886133

[Anonymous No.]

WATER AND WATER AND WATER AND WATER AND WATER WATER WATER WATER

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>>29901852
i caved and forgot the title

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>Magni
>Does literally everything wrong
>Screams and whines wildy while messing everything up
>Still achieve decent results
>Everybody is ripping their hair out
>Acts all smug about
Bros.... what do you call this.

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>>29901867

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when Regi was talking about his tough childhood he didn't tell you that in reality he was the bully

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>>29901881
I'm still not sticking my hands in your pants

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>>29901842
Don't worry. He's bound to do something else stupid.

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>>29901879
>>29901895
Amen.

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>>29901914
A fucking brat who needs correction

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>>29901249
If regis is the demon lord, is she the true hero?

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>>29901914
A cat

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>>29901715
To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

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>>29901914
failing upwards

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>>29901914
rape correction.

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I just realized Mags is Amelia Bedelia

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>>29901914
Kusogaki

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>>29901811
Wouldn't be /MANS/ without two threads being started cause the last one moved too fast

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>>29901914
A kusogaki

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>>29901914
kusogaki

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>>29901914
DAMN BRAT

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>>29901914
Normally I call it my wife, but since it's Magni streaming I'll just call it dumb luck

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>>29901879
>>29901895
we have TWO prophets now?

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>>29901982
What the actual fuck. Wouldn't the water company notice such usage?

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HIS SEMEN

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>>29901922
Kino

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>>29901879
Amen

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I want to fuck him so bad...

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is this really what happens when men cook...

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>>29901895
>>29901879
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRUE PROPHET???

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bros i'm starting to think mag isn't very smart
if anything that makes him even more of an atelier protagonist because they're all ditzy and dumb as fuck when it comes to anything that's not alchemy
next thing you know the salmon's gonna start walking out and trying to talk to people

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>>29901914
a cat

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>>29902039
C H U P A D O

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>>29902015
You're in luck, Mag is now your second wife (male)

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salmon is dark enough to apart of the 13%

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>>29901809
>>29901879
>>29901964
A M E N

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>>29901922
KEK PERFECT

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>>29901780
AYOOOO

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>>29901947
He absolutely forgor about the salmon

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the food... its starting to see like its BURNING

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>>29901914
SHITTY BRAT

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MY SPINACH PUFFS

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Is this your malewife?

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It took him this LONG to notice the potatoes?

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>>29901914
Rape correction needed

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his Twitter is funnier that the streams

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Five minutes remain.

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NOT THE POTATOS

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I thought Axel was the idiot.

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he knows wassup

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>>29902101
Finally, the ritual is complete.

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Jesus Christ. These boys are TALL as FUCK. My oshi and broshi on opposite spectrums.

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>>29902078
I played potioncraft earlier some and got to niggerdo in 12 days.
I think our boy's just not very bright...

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Not gonna lie, this is Magni’s first bad stream I think, so much dead air.

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>>29902136
Ditzy malewife we spoil sounds pretty sexy.

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>>29902136
he's a little retarded but i like him that way

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>>29902110
Still can't believe that actually happened

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>>29902196
Sana......

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>>29902160
you have a long way to go before you can properly baitpost young one

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>>29902234
really bad game choice for him. some cute retard moments though

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Uncle Nowa my beloved

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>>29902234
You hear this man freaking out over floor potatoes and think this is a bad stream? This is hilarious

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>>29902110
hol up, dis real?

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Finally someone made a thread.

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>>29902191
AAAAAAAAAAH FDA-SAMAA TASUKETEE

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>>29902196
>141

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>>29902247
greatest timeline

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>>29902110
Yagoo is in prison. This is his evil twin brother. Ayoog

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3 FUCKING STARS???

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>BURNT SALMON
>UNDERCOOKED FLOOR POTATO
>3 STARS

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what the fuck he got away with burned salmon

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>>29902196
>tfw you're as tall as Mori

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MAJOR IM BURNING UP

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HOW

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been laughing so hard at his mistakes

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>>29902196
Why is Kiara angry?

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>>29902196
damn I thought Calli was taller

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>oh, what time is it?
You know what time it is

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i think he's gonna go menhera off stream

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HE KISSED ME

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IT'S ALREADY OVER???????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>29902234
He's at 10% mag right now unironically. I think it's because of the mag but damn that could have been a lot more fun if he was 100%

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He did okay.
Even if he did drop things on the floor and not clean up proper, he still followed the recipes somewhat well.

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>>29901976
>>29901986
>>29902010
>>29901994

And we all know how to deal with those

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RATE THE STREAM

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>>29902303
Like I said last thread, the game is SUPER fucking forgiving

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Here's your food~

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>>29902345
Fine, we have the doggo soon, but your bullshit is coming to an end soon omegatroon

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>>29902276
He should play Persona 5 Scramble

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>>29902389
Burnout/10

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>>29902391
>Noise
BASED

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Magni is probably relieved it’s over lol

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>>29902389
KUSO AND KINO ARE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN/10

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>>29902389
shitshow/10, still cute though

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FUCK YOU OMEGA
1 HOUR IS ONE THING BUT THIS IS 2 MINUTES EARLY

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altare is going to rape him onstream tomorrow

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Poor Magni, about as useful in a kitchen as my coworkers. I work in a kitchen.

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>>29902387
I'm pretty sure the water thing was a bit

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>>29902389
floor potatoes/10

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>>29902196
I'm shorter than all the boys but taller than the girls (with shoes on)

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>>29902389
Food poisoning/10

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Why is Magni pretending to be retarded?

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10/10
FIVE STARS
Good food poisoning technique

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>>29902196
>ame is only 1cm taller than bae
>isn't treated like child

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>>29902389
over 100 Liters of water/10

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>>29902460
>pretending

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>>29902234
I love Magni, but I do think he really needs to work on this. Altare is amazing at filling dead air, so is Nowa. Magni is great when he's collabing, but when he's by himself he's either too nervous or just not engaging with the viewers

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>>29902389
the first half was rough, got better at the end

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>>29902389
7.5/10 was pretty worried at the start desu, but the second half was very entertaining, it being a short stream helps too

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>>29902389
max int/10

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>>29902460
>Pretending
Are you sure about that?

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>>29902460
>pretending
Protip, don't actually take any of his potions

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>>29902389
Definitely a "accidentally showed RM name live"/10, still good though

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>>29902389
Sour cream soup/10

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Magni just kissed me. There's more to come after streams. Jealous anons?

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>a way out
YEAHHH
>tomorrow
FUUCKKKK my magni withdrawal...

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THAT KISS WAS FOR MEEEE

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>>29902196
This is the only one height chart that matters

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>>29902389
Magni dropped the ball /10

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Magchama... He's cute so he's allowed to get away with it.

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>>29902196
Hopefully, future boys would be smaller. Probably Gura sized would be nice.

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>>29902389
7/10 a lot of silence and awkwardness but I did split my sides laughing at him.

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>>29902389
quieter than usual Maglord/10
still had several hilarious moments

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>embarrassed little laugh
my dick...

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>>29902503
He was definitely exaggerating it this stream

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>>29902196
>I'm shorter than 4 of the girls
What the fuck

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>>29902460
I think he's pretending to be pretending. The /vt/ specialty double-falseflag meme

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>>29902196
why the fuck is my oshi 4'11

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This idiot will never learn

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>>29902533
You shot your shot and missed by not saying dropped the potato

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>>29902460
>pretending
Kek

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oh jfc

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He still can't unscuff the ending BGM.

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>>29902531
Astel....

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OUTRO BGM SCUFF LESGOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>29902345
Stupid Sexy Omega

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>>29902531
>Astel

UUOOOOOOHHHHHHH

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Now it's time for kino

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>>29902476
why do these eggs look like me and Bae

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>>29902539
gura's legally a midget i don't think it'd be good to go shorter than that

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The first privated MANS vod

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he privated the stream

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>>29902531
Is Astel a fairy?

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>vod insta privated

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>That dead inside dang it
oh no

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>>29902584
why are they like this

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Aaaaaaaand, it's was privated.

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i miss magni

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ENTER CHADXEL.

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>>29902481
She's always with Gura so she's always going to be seen as more mature

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is this the good old hitman or the shitty always online hitman?

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>the raid worked this time
Thank god

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>>29902494
I think the game was just taking too much of his bandwidth

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poor magni lol...

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>>29902531
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>29902531
>Rio is just the right height for Magni

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Magni privated the stream...

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>>29902196
So their debut order were based on height?

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>>29902389
Bratty EEK/10

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Another scuff lmao

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>Privated

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And Mag's stream is already privated

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Told you to download it...

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oh god this stream is going to be pain isn't it

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HE KNEW

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>never watched
>never played
dis gon be gud

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Think Magni's crying?

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>>29902531
What the fuck is this retarded axis scaling

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>>29902617
wait why'd he private it?

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Did anyone archive that, I missed the middle part

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>>29902678
Yea he caught his yab, that’s why he was very wary of going back into the settings menu

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He says Hitman like it's a last name.

"Hi, John Hitman, nice to meetcha"

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>>29902196
I have no idea how this translates to freedom

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>Playing some shitman

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>>29902617
THEY KNEW LMFAO

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>>29902389
Could've actually read the chat to know what's up but it was alright 7/10

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I knew something was up with him this stream

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leader will be applying copious correction shortly

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>>29902727
He doxxed himself like 3 times.

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>>29902640
DANG IT. I missed it on live because i was getting water. I was betrayed by the hydromates

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>privated
daaaamn I feel bad

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I'm proud of you guys for not posting the doxx screenshot. This place is like an utopia.

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>>29902651
Its one of the newer games. Its okay, not as good as OG but better than absolution.

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>>29902727
the game show'd PC filepath with out of character name

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>>29902727
Showed his roommate or his PL early in the stream wasn't here so I don't know which

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just got here, what happened for magni's stream to get privated?

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Hitmin

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>>29902389
Not the Mag’s greatest performance/10

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First private stream of the gen gentlemen, let's raise a glass to toast the occasion

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>>29902741
divide by 30, that's 1 foot

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>>29902620
>>29902617
>>29902727
I think because he messed up and showed his path on stream

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>>29902727
Game revealed a filepath with some personal info, will prob be edited out

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>>29902531
Use cm and m your burgerman

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>>29902567
Bruh I'm between Ina and Fauna, you be happy for what you have.

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>never played it
gonna be good

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>I look like Mr Johnny sins
AYO

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>>29902775
He said that Yagoo was a terrible boss

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YAB

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Axel Sins

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>>29902752
Nooo magni...

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did he "Mr. Sins"?

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>>29902763
im hoping the only people who would cap it were not watching the stream

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AYO?

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>>29902775
cooking simulator settings showed a filepath which had his RM name

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think he'll cut it and put it back up? I want to catch the other parts i missed

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>>29902754
OOF! It happens, bro. It was after the stream ended anyway.

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>Johnny Sins
Goddammit Axel

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>>29902775
leaked my boob pic dm

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>>29902234
There was a lot this time around, yeah. Gonna jot it down to the game choice or maybe because the game fucking doxxing him got him into a funk

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>>29902775
The usual "some part of the settings screen points to some folder in the user profile and the user profile's named after roommate"

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>Playing Hitman 2016 in Hitman 2016
DIsgusting

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AXEL YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

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>>29902775
game showed his steam folder filepath with name

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>>29902773
>PL
go back

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>>29902775 (me)
shit, i just noticed it got answered like 3 times, that's what happens when i don't update the thread before posting. my bad.

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>>29902773
>>29902768
>>29902798
man... i kept tuning out for a few seconds. magni you cute retard

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>>29902792
oh I'm about where I expected then

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>>29902746
Homo bros streams are picture in picture for me with 4chan open lmao

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How much are you willing to bet this is going to be another haachama incident?

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>>29902853
what are you talking about

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>>29902667
Perfect height to be carried in his arms

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Axel is improving lads, he's reading chat and shit.

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>>29902775
he said the the N, the F, and the C word

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>>29902895
he said no handcam

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>>29902895
He said he's not using handcam

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>>29902895
It won’t because he already said camera set up won’t work

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>>29902895
wussat mean

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>>29902895
Windows Destruction let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Imagine missing the magnation intro because you were finishing Regis' stream and then you can't watch the VOD after the stream.
>>29902895
0

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This is such a beginner mistake. How is he not at least on a new windows profile?

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>>29902895
nothing because i watch streams

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magni i know youre reading this shit right now, do a full clean windows install and change that name asap install the education version to bypass the login with microsoft account or just unplug the ethernet port

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>>29902895
He said no cam, only pictures at best

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>>29902853
>being autistic about lingo

underaged moment

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Why do they not set up a new user name on their PC for their streamer name? They could avoid all kinds of yabs by having their vtuber streaming stuff totally segregated from their IRL files and information

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This head is empty

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>>29902895
Context for the retarded, good sir?

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>>29902895
he's too black to be made out in a blurry reflection anyway

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>>29902909
I'm so proud of my doggo

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Did Axel just do a huge yab…?

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>>29902196
>Kiara is taller than me
I hate the idea of Kiara talking down to me and dominating me. I want to control Kiara not the other way round

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>>29902935
Wait I mean, I'm willing to bet a lot, because there's zero chance of anything happening.

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so altare and nowa both definitely have new computer profiles set up for streaming right?

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>>29902954
OpSec isn't taken seriously because
>it didn't happen before therefore it won't happen today!

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>>29902911
He said nigger faggot cunny?

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>>29902727
something happened...
sorry, but I have to spoil this shit

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>>29902968
She accidentally showed her face or something.

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>>29902993
ill trade you heights, im 183cm

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>>29902909
He did also mention Johnny Sins tho lol

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>>29902986
Yea he's growing on me, hope more people give him a chance.

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>>29903008
no way...

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>>29902895
>even when streams are 1 hour anon never watches it

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>>29903008
>ISREAL

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>>29903008
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>29903008
PALESTINE???

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>>29903008
ISRAEL

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>>29903008
is this real??

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Magni's roommate is pretty easy to find, not exactly "the worst kept secret in Hololive" like some others but still fairly prominent.
Even so I'm sure the vod will be back after they edit it out.

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>>29903008
kek

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>>29902954
yeah, it's an easy fix but i think they don't think about it before lol. Managers should be more careful and tell the talents what to do

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>>29903008
ISRAEL

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>>29903008
ma-masaka!

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>>29903008
twitter is gonna have a field day with this...

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>>29903008
ABAYO

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>>29902775
He started talking about wanting to suck Rio's cock over and over again and you could hear him jerking himself off. Really unprofessional to be honest.

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>>29903008
jesus fucking christ

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>>29901867

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>>29903008
OOF

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>>29903008
>Moot

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>>29903089
Managers are pathetic

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>>29903012
Arigatou anonchama

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>>29903012
Caught in a reflection IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903008
MOOOOOOOOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902734
hopefully he cuts those parts out so we can still watch the intro and the rest lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903008
NO FUCKING WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903074
its pretty funny, i feel they're equally well known but in different communities

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903008
Is this name that common in the east? I feel like too make anime characters are called that

[Anonymous No.]

i bet magni is all sniffly right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29900994
Beginner at Photoshop and just having fun. Do tell me if you want to add anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903001
>>29903089
>>29902954
unless they're a kiddyfucker or something no one cares it's a yab that gets talked about for 5 seconds and forgotten
you have half the girls saying nigger or some other yab and no one cares because they just don't bring attention to it and ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

A FAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903206
magni's cute sniffles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903209
Change "guest" to "Mag"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903206
Dont worry, Rio will comfort him

[Anonymous No.]

REGIS STOP WATCHING ALL THE STREAMS
IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE WATCHING ME CHAT IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

[Anonymous No.]

did he just say 'i took a fat shit'

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903209
I think it'll be funny for the "Guest is ...." to be edited but I can't think of anything funny right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903008
lmao fake

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being hired as an extra for an assassination training scenario and the trainee dude fucking kills you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903209
Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902935
I showed up to the stream right on time as he spoke luckily

[Anonymous No.]

TOOK A FAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903209
6 stars each, max fame number and bar
great job already anon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903206
Hhhhhhh... I need to comfort the menhera alchemist...

[Anonymous No.]

LOL AW AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel is struggling with "suffice"
Bros, how smooth is his brain?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Axel popular with the female audience?

[Anonymous No.]

Snibbety snab negg X---D

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903209
"Guest is magged"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903344
He's just ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902954
Laziness and Opsec not being taken 100% seriously by management
It's pretty much guaranteed this happens to every holo at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903344
eigo jouzu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903344
no thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902196
>same height as ame
>altare 29 cm taller than me
>nowa 39 cm taller
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902935
First take I take a shower in 5 days and end up losing the kino. Why is life like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903275
You know how some female vtubers keep track of their regulars?
Regis is that but as a male. He's already keeping track of how often you chat in his chat compared to the other members, he's even seeing your likes on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Himbo LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903362
just check his twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>announcement of Magni Dezmond's termination
>"B-but it's a nothingburger!"
https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1554680997337214976?t=KzpfdiTH9kk7c9rFNSDAxA&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903404
cute shorty-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903362
I assume it's like how we find the girls being retarded cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903415
so he's kiara in that aspect, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

I hope he likes hitman a lot and plays blood money

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903404
You're so cute and tiny anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
DONT OPEN ITS NOWABABY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
But it was only one potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
No...

[Anonymous No.]

It's over sisters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
ISREAL!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903344
At my job I've had a coworker stare at me like I grew a third eye when I said the word "middling" and she hadn't the faintest fucking clue what I meant by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903206
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903404
I want to use you for lifting

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE AXEL!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903404
>>same height as ame
Cute anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903404
Post bussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S NOT TOWA BABY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903383
But they speak english in Australia...

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck is kyo?

[Anonymous No.]

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

Did he just acknowledging a niji

[Anonymous No.]

ayo wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
>PALESTINE

[Anonymous No.]

Doggo is improving a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903538
He’s japanese

[Anonymous No.]

AWAY WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

leech alert

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903541
nijibeggar

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a moment was Magni just thrown off by the beginning, so much so that he went retarded for the rest of the stream due to nervousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903541
a niji
>>29903549
this is a twitch artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
Doc this Towa baby looks kinda weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903404
Please tell me you're female, anon...
150 cm is Hobbit-tier...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903541
from the wave that shall not be named

[Anonymous No.]

>daph
Oh fucking hell, here's the leeches.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't see kyo in chat though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903549
HUH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903538
That's where he learned English

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903579
I'm so tired of nijifucks leeching from our bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel can say bitch but Cunt is a bad word

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903325
ive never felt the urge to comfort a chuuba until now, is this this the power of menheras?

[Anonymous No.]

how did nowa baby become a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903538
If you ever hear an australian talk you'll know thats kinda debatable...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903404
PAY UP, FEMOID

[Anonymous No.]

Who the hell are these people
This is why it's based when talents just ignore leeches, it's distracting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903433
Nwapper...

[Anonymous No.]

axel you know you're supposed to NOT kill people right

[Anonymous No.]

sasuga dog...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903650
memetic mutation

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
Yeah, you can sorta feel how shaken he was when he realized what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
Yes. He was at 10% today because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903650
Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>Acknowledging thots
Fujos, yall good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903674
Poor axel doesn't know any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
Magni is basically this >>29903063 most of the time during streams

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903711
she's got a boyfriend we gucci

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903709
Nowappi...

[Anonymous No.]

did you guys missed the 30daph interactions on twitter? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
He's a raging autist and needs more than an hour to get comfortable or recover

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903711
friendly dog is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903674
Axel is just too friendly for his own good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903538
Wrong, they speak Australian, which happens to be similar to English.

[Anonymous No.]

rrat poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
AYO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK Axel

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the wisdom, Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
ayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
>Fem Magni literally cupping her tits
FUCK NO I DONT WANT TO MASTURBATE AAAAIIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
yea, the yab at the start messed him up
you can even hear it at the end with his soft "god damnit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
Ayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903698
Put his stream in the background since I'm at work but damn, hope he's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903709
Nower...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903698
I'm sure Altare is talking and calming him down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903755
>twitter
Wouldn't catch me scrolling twitter if it was the only website on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
>thigh mole
i ascend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
HOLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903794
Two hands, 7 arms.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the GFE cooking stream was it bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903755
she drew a smol square axel, it was rather cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903008
ASTRONOMIC IF REAL
REALLY IS ONE OF US

[Anonymous No.]

i bet americans are fucking sweating right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902853
>>29902899
PL is the DoxxDiscord's lingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
>barely not a bimbo mag who is good at their personal alchemy and literally only that and nothing else
>acts super bratty because of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903650
I don't really know. I suppose it rhymes with Towa baby and Nowa is an oji so it's something ironic at the same time idk

[Anonymous No.]

Finally... solo Axel KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
sauce pleaseee

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S JUST SHOOTING CIVILIANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903852
Sweating? I'm rock hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903827
It was a bit worse than his usual quality of streams but not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903852
wdym this is just the daily

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
UUUUUU I CAN FIX HIMMMMMM but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903857
then what term are you "supposed" to use that's what people were using for HERposting years ago

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's kinda...you know...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
NEEDS MORE ARMS.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS LITERALLY JUST BECAME NO RUSSIAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903749
I’m glad he seems to be feeling better

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
Holy sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903415
Mm, are you being earnest anon? Because the fantasy of Altare personally monitoring me is kind of hot. If only…

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903827
fucking hell i forgod i have 4chan rando filename on

[Anonymous No.]

BASED BEYOND BELIEF CHADXEL

[Anonymous No.]

the fucking stealth gameplay LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903852
just another day anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903823
8 armpits, maybe more

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
My poor menhera alchemist was doing his best...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903900
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys really expect Axel to go about this in any other way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903827
he was clearly flustered which made him retarded (cute)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903877
no russian

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903749

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903857
Literally everyone here uses that term fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903900

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902196
Just the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

based retard playing like it's call of duty

[Anonymous No.]

axel..........

[Anonymous No.]

>wants to type "whoa nice shot"
>almost types "whoa nice shota"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
I'm actin up no cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903582
yes pls stop bullying me my oshi is gonna see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903971
I
MISS
KIRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
>There is an alternate timeline where this exists but we aren't in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903922
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903971
kaoru...my beloved...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
MY COCK CAN'T HANDLE ANYMORE OF THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903575
makes sense, if so then he played it off better than I expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903922
ayo wtf

[Anonymous No.]

Axel sounds like Steven Grant from Moon Knight

[Anonymous No.]

Eventually they all become the target

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902616
Dwarf tuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
Ayo?
-Yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903920
I just hear stories about female vtubers following their fans twitter accounts or remembering their names if they become regulars. I have no clue if Regis is going to go down that rabbithole, but I'd bet he'd make a killing if he does that for members.

[Anonymous No.]

He is playing like it's GTA...

[Anonymous No.]

>No there's more targets
AXEL THOSE ARE CIVILIANS, YOU'RE MURDERING PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS FYCJING CHRIST AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

Will someone tell him you aren't supposed to shoot people in this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903739
BOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903962
Magni be hiding his embarrassment in a pillow while Regis is in full on rooting for the carnage

[Anonymous No.]

>THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

axel is killing everyone..

[Anonymous No.]

>axel just shooting his way up in a fucking sneaking game
i love my himbo retard

[Anonymous No.]

>more targets
AXel..those are civillians

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S JUST KILLING EVERYONE JESUS

[Anonymous No.]

>Gunshot heard
Thanks video game

[Anonymous No.]

axel is being more psycho than regis lmao

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL STOP GUNNING DOWN CIVILIANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903971
Astel....

[Anonymous No.]

I have never seen Hitman played like this... oh my god, he's indiscriminate.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it gay if you fap to the female version of a male character?
I call it "The Ranma 1/2 Dilemma".

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903249
>>29903319
Kind of a combo of both ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was a meme that Axel was a little on the dumb side...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a little concerned about our psycho retard

[Anonymous No.]

he's just fucking killing civilians

[Anonymous No.]

our first mass shooter vtuber... i'm proud of him.

[Anonymous No.]

This Hitman reboot truly is a whole new breed of stealth.

[Anonymous No.]

MAX STEALTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903865
magnis art tag on twatter

[Anonymous No.]

Mission failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904045
There's no crime if there are no witnesses

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking Apex instincts are too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904025
ayo

[Anonymous No.]

I'm dying, this fucking doggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904076
Double Silverballers exist for a reason, massacring your way through hitman games is a time honored tradition

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Axel... this is supposed to be a stealth game...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904095
ranma goes back to being a guy confirmed
you can at least assume the others stay the same
as a fag whose into gender bending I actually hate ranma lol

[Anonymous No.]

Based retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903709

[Anonymous No.]

Please understand, we don't have guns down here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904099
A+
also checked

[Anonymous No.]

>he said any methoooood~
my god

[Anonymous No.]

>any method
>kills everyone to get the target
>fails anyways
based as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904105
respect

[Anonymous No.]

Its still stealth if no one lives to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>Skipping the tutorial
>It'll make the game fun!
This is going to go SO poorly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904124
if youre good at it yea lol, but he's literally never touched this game so it's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903541
the new niji with the mismatched voice

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903008
DO YOUR JOB JANNY CLEAN IT UP

[Anonymous No.]

>how do i play the actual game
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/0zero_kisaragi/status/1554680417889923073
I present to you, an alternative choice!

[Anonymous No.]

they really are the fucking villains

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Kelvin rratler

[Anonymous No.]

so he's just soldier then

[Anonymous No.]

My slightly careless boywife!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904121
Ayy forth time's the charm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
HOLY

[Anonymous No.]

>Alvin Rratler
Next gen, rratman...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903711
i like daph

[Anonymous No.]

some of you guys are alright, don't go to the idol concert tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
AIIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904126
He's okay!

[Anonymous No.]

>grabs bis ass AR
>I can't hide it?

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa oji's comment kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904197
Based Uncle Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>PM Regis Altare Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN AXEL YOURE AN IDOL
>Magni Dezmond Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN YES KILL THEM
>Noir Vesper Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN you're not even a hitman at this point you're just a mass murderer
God I love these bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
Is he going meguca 3 weeks after debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
>the bun
THATS THE GOOD SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
>>29903739
Why are artists so infatuated wuth genderbending the homos

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903711
she has a e-boy boyfriend, shes cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904211
to be fair the word hitman does not mean assassin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903852
we have air conditioning here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
The outfit is more idol than magical girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904142
Moustache actually does him justice. Makes his face not look as long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904197
He's becoming American

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903971
Will Kira ever come back, or were his health issues terminal?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys going so fast? you're going past the thread speedlimit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
People like cute girls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904330
He pulled a Sana

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
Let's face it. As much as we enjoy the bro streams, we enjoy having good fap material even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
Because we want to fuck them but we're not gay. It's a real dilemma.

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
Suisei??

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903711
I don't mix fantasy with reality, the boys are allowing to make connections and have friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
Because anime boys become the cutest girls for some fucking reason

[Anonymous No.]

>"so we shouldn't be killing them?"
>Snaps their neck anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904189
ayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
i'm mostly gay but genderbending is one of my bigger fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

good lord

[Anonymous No.]

Regis Altare is an anagram for Stellar Stellar.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903008
So that's why he became big /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904330
No. He never even did a graduation stream and was probably sick of doing that high pitched voice for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

even the uproar boys are on the telli, multi branches tournament when

[Anonymous No.]

>>29902895
is any Holostar on the JP branch into PC building? I know Botan can handle herself but I mostly don't watch the JPboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904407 (me)
*Allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904422
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904422
stop numberfagging the board, get some mental help

[Anonymous No.]

This dog is a menace to society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904099
My favorite breakfast, lunch and dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>You heard balls cracking?
My fucking sides bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904439
My lad is learning so fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904422
two days in a row baby

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody say gender-bending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904383
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I'm finally seeing the appeal of himbos, this guy is such an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904519
What is it about the boys that makes us post so fucking fast, it's crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904330
He probably hurt his throat doing the voice for too long too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904422

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904541
he's a good retard, not an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904574
Lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904541
Honestly I'd rather see someone cute play a game poorly than someone just playing normally these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904422
what's going on here? you guys having a fun stream or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is a fucking menace. I hope he keeps playing this

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's learning!

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking dude lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Being bisexual means I get to enjoy both sexy male and female Tempus art. A complete win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904466
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, what happened to Magni's vod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904439
NO LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

that's insane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
Think about it, if you're an artist that draws only cute girls, but you want to draw art to support your favorite brotubers, you might as well draw them as cute girls, no homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904541
He's a dummy but not in an annoying way, god forbid if/when he plays a puzzle and/or logic heavy game though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904618
I hate fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904574
They're actually funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904522
Nah. We going back to unhinged menhera bf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904659
Privated due to self doxx

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904574
Turns out the real waifus are the bros we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904664
>He's a dummy but not in an annoying way, god forbid if/when he plays a puzzle and/or logic heavy game though
you mean the first stream he ever did

[Anonymous No.]

Did Axel play this game at all before this streaming? Because if he's winging it without knowing any of the mechanics, he's doing pretty damn well

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is actually a crazed hound dog. If you send him to get someone he will do it, he will adapt, and he will hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904680
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904659
Game doxxed him

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904522
I'm Obsessed with genderbent Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904312
Idols can be magical girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

COOKING SIMULATOR PART 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904680
holy sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904422
>3 hour old thread
It's still a feat being easily second fastest and almost being half as fast during an Ame collab.

[Anonymous No.]

Can some artist draw this dumb dog messing with the demon core, please?? I think he deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904618
Fun streams, as in plural

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904710
he's gone in completely raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904383
I have the feeling this one will get used a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904710
>Did Axel play this game at all before this streaming?
he said he didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904092
Astel's too good at everything so he has to be short to debuff himself (or buff depending on your tastes).

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904710
He has no clue what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904422
It's amazing how chill these threads are with this speed.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think altare sends axel to kill people for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904173
>hello boss, I killed everybody and took a briefcase!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904760
>>29904775
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Here we fucking go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904760
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904773
Magic of the honeymoon phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904774
yeah, when he's too busy to do it himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904768
it's a buff for him, makes him more inoffensive when approaching shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904774
I think Axel's the last person he should be asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>How do I assassinate someone?
>Blows a guy's head off

[Anonymous No.]

He's not getting past this mission in this stream, is he

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S RAMBO TIME

[Anonymous No.]

Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

holy fucking kek, assasination was too hard for Axel's brain he went to grab a gun and just started killing everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>he killed the wrong guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904694
>>29904717
Of course I am not asking for exact info but what was shown?
I was planning to watch it now but the vod didnt appear for me so I got confused since I was busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904774
No. I really don't.

[Anonymous No.]

'I just wanna assasinate someone' said Axel calmly

[Anonymous No.]

>this is too hard
>goes back to just doing a killing spree

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S AT IT AGAIN HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904775
nice

[Anonymous No.]

"I just want to assassinate someone," he says magdumping into the crowd of civilians.

[Anonymous No.]

MASS MURDER LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>you get to live
school shooter Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904574
>majority guys in board
>Tempus are essentially brotubers
Not really that hard to connect. I'm sure that if there is ever a 3D eceleb board, the guy threads are going to go lightspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Game: Hitman
Gameplay: Doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904710
>he's doing pretty damn well
he's just been spamming guns at everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Aight Axel you can stop acting dumb. Any moment now...

[Anonymous No.]

>kills everyone except the guy you're suppose to kill

[Anonymous No.]

this is now an apex stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904723
Now I want Female Regis in Ame no Habakiri gear.

[Anonymous No.]

Orange man good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904698
I can't actuslly remember how he faired in that stream, reminder for an undiagnosed dementia patient?

[Anonymous No.]

stealth is poison for Axel's soul
only carnage is allowed

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, this proves he's the DPS of the party

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904838
Nothing critical, don't worry about it. It'll be up when they edit it out probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904574
magni's pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

He was so close...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904889
got bad news for you mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904838
PL in file path

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904858
As he massacre a ship full of civs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904838
Just the file path for game saves, which of course included his username

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904906
He spent 57 minutes failing to solve the first puzzle and then somehow fell ass backwards into the solution via brute force, then ended the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904902
I have so many ideas I wanna throw at the artist but he's not open for DMs

[Anonymous No.]

>Why is tutorial so hard
My fucking sides, orange man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904889
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904879
If that board was made, if anything women would get a single thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>We'll try the same method okay?
INSANITY

[Anonymous No.]

>I saved your life!
>Axel says while snapping the guy's neck
Jesus this is great

[Anonymous No.]

Axel... please... prove to me that your brain is okay...

[Anonymous No.]

Lol. Punch the shit out of that dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904911
>>29904920
>>29904939
Aw that sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904879
That's an absolutely fair assessment

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904955
Absolute fucking chad

[Anonymous No.]

>why is there boss music still playing
thats just your theme now axel

[Anonymous No.]

I love my retarded doggo

[Anonymous No.]

>Good day to you sir
>And a good day to you sir
What the fuck how did the npc response to him?

[Anonymous No.]

psycho streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905017
He is his own boss battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905025
It's that or being gunned down.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am a good man
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905025
Axel has an NPC brain

[Anonymous No.]

why are they all completely psycho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
Straight people coping

[Anonymous No.]

>"Not going to poison the stew because I'm a good man"
>Commits mass murder of innocent civilians
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904955
Yo he's just like me fr, nothing like bashing your head against a brick wall for so long that you eventually manage to bust through

[Anonymous No.]

> YEET SNIBBEDY SNAB :DDDDDD
what did Axel mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905017
Please Andastd Axel is battling the biggest boss of them all his brain. He's trying to beat the shit out of it so it stops talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905027

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905025
NPC to NPC communication

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905096
You don't mess with people's food.

[Anonymous No.]

It's just that Zxel is used to fighting people of his powerlevel who can shrug off a ew swords to the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905096
The man likes food

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904278
>he's not a TSFchad

[Anonymous No.]

HE BRUTE FORCED IT

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he like this

[Anonymous No.]

I genuinely cannot tell if he is playing a character right now or not.

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905096
Wasting food is an unforgivable sin

[Anonymous No.]

>he asked for it and i just gave it to em

[Anonymous No.]

>He asked for it
I WANT AXEL TO RAPE ME

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow that counts as an escape

[Anonymous No.]

BASED RETARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905096
It's his batman rule, he is willing to kill in anyway other then involving food

[Anonymous No.]

>he actually completed some challenges
Woah

[Anonymous No.]

I wished he could read for 1 second.

[Anonymous No.]

wait, he fucking did it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905168
Some people are just not smart

[Anonymous No.]

The world's greatest hitman everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905168
It's like hiring an actor to play himself in a movie

[Anonymous No.]

Axel-sama... I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905025
And he wound up smoking the guy anyway lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

this is just how I did the russian level in hitman 2 desu

[Anonymous No.]

Axel has the memory of a fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905096
he knows what right and wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905168
You can't authentically fake this level of autistic stubbornness and determination without making it at least kind of obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905257
A FOCKIN FISH?

[Anonymous No.]

D-does he actually have a learning disability?

[Anonymous No.]

I knew Hitman would be too big brained for Axel

[Anonymous No.]

literally wiggling in his seat with impatience like a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905096
Anon one is the way of the gladiator, a fair throw down. The other is the cowards way out, a snakes way, without honor.

[Anonymous No.]

This is fucking amazing, he's so stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905087
I'm all in on the whole fake hero lore, where they're actually the villains.
Regis is actually the Demon King, Vesper is a vampire, Magni is a mad alchemist, and Axel is a bloodthirsty gladiator.

[Anonymous No.]

>too much info just let me get to the killing
>how do I get up there?
I’m dead

[Anonymous No.]

>ahh, too many words, my head hurts
Axel..

[Anonymous No.]

"so what do I do now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905303
*throws arm at you*

[Anonymous No.]

Can I guess that the woman might have been telling him something helpful?

[Anonymous No.]

>literally just "mucho texto just let me kill these fuckers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905168
He deserves an academy award if he's acting

[Anonymous No.]

I'm dying, this is far and away Axel's best stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905096
He is literally Sanji

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905315
He's Australian, it's in their blood. Remember the Emu War.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else appreciates how he has to look down at his keyboard everytime just to look at the controls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905352

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905315
God I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's brain must be a perfectly fictionless surface

[Anonymous No.]

>Not even 3 minutes into mission
>Already in a gunfight
Goddammit Axel, you're a fucking gem

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905372

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905384
Doesn't he always look down tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905384
I-Is that why h-his model is always bent downwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>"it always becomes a fight doesn't it"
BECAUSE YOURE KILLING THEM IN PLAIN SIGHT AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

Despite how it may seem, Hitman is a puzzle game at heart. This was always destined to be

[Anonymous No.]

>the fucking car
My sides

[Anonymous No.]

THE CHAOS

[Anonymous No.]

You couldn't possibly fake being like this

[Anonymous No.]

fucking hell all the cars going off

[Anonymous No.]

I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905372
kek

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking car alarm noises

[Anonymous No.]

Master of stealth

[Anonymous No.]

So this is America?

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking dumbass lmao

[Anonymous No.]

STEALTHLETS BTFO
> STEALTHLETS BTFO
STEALTHLETS BTFO
> STEALTHLETS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905372
fucking topkek

[Anonymous No.]

Can you actually pass the whole game by stray-up murdering everyone in your way?

[Anonymous No.]

I'M FUCKING DYING THE CARS ARE SO FUCKING LOUD HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn it my fucking EARS!

[Anonymous No.]

MY EARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905372
How is Ves able to be this funny in a YT chat, it's too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905384
What kind of games did this guy play that he doesn't have wasd memorized..?

[Anonymous No.]

this is absolute chaos, i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905168
anon he's not acting, he literally thought a treasurer was someone who goes treasure hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905468
No, this is Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

Why was cooging habeeted??? wad habben????

[Anonymous No.]

I'm crying laughing

[Anonymous No.]

my FUCKING sides

[Anonymous No.]

did he just said howdey

[Anonymous No.]

Hitman: COD Edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905384
Do you think he uses the hunt and peck method of typing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905480
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

50 minutes in and Axel finally opens the Intel tab. My fucking SIDES

[Anonymous No.]

>What is Intel? I don't know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905480
Yes, you just get a bad score. I used to silverballer my way through whole hitman games

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905516
Who do Australians have active shootouts with?
Abo drug gangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>what is intel
This dog

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

this is ADVANCED KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>Just think
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like someone should be here with him to talk him out of immediately turning everything into a firefight. he was off to a good start but this guy finding guns and how to snap necks basically made him stop actually engaging with the game

[Anonymous No.]

>just think

[Anonymous No.]

>>29901715
Hello dudes, does someone remember in the stream of NoirxAxel Q&A stream in wich part do Axel say the "I agree but I dont understand" or something like that? I can't find it and due to work I can't watch the whole stream. Help a bro?

[Anonymous No.]

JUST THINK 4HEAD

[Anonymous No.]

JUST THINK
YOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Why did he do it bros??

[Anonymous No.]

>he's gonna try thinking
AXEL NO

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit all that chaos with the shooting and car horns drowning out Axel yelling had me dying laughing this is fucking kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905315
On the contrary, he's a fast learner, but he has no patience for these things

[Anonymous No.]

I hope he plays the entire game like a psychopath

[Anonymous No.]

I remember I read some article about the world's roundest object and how scientists polished a perfect sphere. That article will have to be updated because *nothing* is smoother than axel's brain.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, my sides are on orbit

[Anonymous No.]

>think
NO AXEL DON'T DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>Asks chat for help
>”just think”
>AYOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905596
He didn't want Kojima to one-up him

[Anonymous No.]

Guys slow down you're gonna burn up /vt/ again

[Anonymous No.]

>Imagine Alex playing D&D with Uncle Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905522
too many raisins
I don't think anyone will get this reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905522
Game filles doxxed him

[Anonymous No.]

Its so smooth....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905583
I thought that was in the apex stream with Magni and Axel

[Anonymous No.]

I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905168
I think nowa is the only one who isn't exaggerating the persona,

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL STOP THINKING AAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE GONNA BURN OUT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905596
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905635
he's just gonna try to brute force everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905372
TOPKEK

[Anonymous No.]

>" My intelliction just went up"
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905635
I think Nowa was wrong. Axel would be gone even before the THAC0 explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905665
Lmaoooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

be nice to him... cute dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905640
Reine loaded a colander with raisins and it lagged/crashed the game

[Anonymous No.]

Is Axel a savant?

[Anonymous No.]

HE HAS T W O GUNS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905665
Uncle Nowa coming in with the bantz

[Anonymous No.]

He reminds me of my puppy.. cute...

[Anonymous No.]

I love Axel so much it's fucking unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

TWO
GUNS

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, is this game good? I haven't played Hitman since uh... Blood Money.

[Anonymous No.]

HES ACTUALLY THINKING HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

This man is why IOI put Opportunities in the new trilogy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905743
If you opened a dictionary, and went to idiot savant, his picture would be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905659
He literally is his character already. You couldn't find a better fit for the model even if you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905743
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905650
nono was during the Q&A I was watching it live
I think It was Vespi that was explaining something to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905583
Was on Magni x Axel Apex collab. Magni said something emotional, i dunno. Axel just said: "I don't get what you're saying, but.. nice" or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT HE'S THINKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905641
Post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905781
it's pretty good because more often than not wacky plans do work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905786
AXEL STOP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905781
The Hitman 2016 trilogy are probably some of the most kino games to be released in recent years.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is this thread so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

Only 10 mins left Axelkun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905818
Fuck you Bobba, I ain't doing your dirty work

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905806
Not him but I remember Axel had a similar reaction to something during the Q&A as well. It slips my mind what exactly it was towards though, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>send axel on a spy mission
>"ayo I was listening to these dude but it was hella boring so I dipped bro"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905844
Why do people keep popping in and saying this, are you just sitting on 4stats on a Tuesday night for some reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905818
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905802
I think it was during Vespie's explanation of his brain as computer processing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905844
fun streams fast thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905844
The boys are funny and entertaining, and it makes us happy

[Anonymous No.]

10 more minutes, Axel-san! Don't spend too much time thinking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905844
We're watching streams and the boys are giving us plenty to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905806
I haven't seen that stream yet, maybe he had a similar reaction? I remember there was a clip of that part inmediatly posted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905844
We are watching streams. I know that sounds weird.

[Anonymous No.]

was that always the stream title

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905901
As a fellow 4stats refresher, some of us are that autistic yes. I have it open and look at it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905818
>>29903008

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905583
>>29905806
It's hilarious
https://youtu.be/VvzO-buAqSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905920

[Anonymous No.]

Last thing you hear before you die: Ee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905961
yes

[Anonymous No.]

A FOCKIN WRINCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905781
Blood Money is incredible, I think it's hard to compare any Hitman game to it without looking at them with rose-tinted glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905961
twa

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905961
Fuck axel is affecting my brain I read that as mass acre and struggled a bit to find the meaning until I realized I was actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905781
Blood Money's still a masterpiece especially for its time but the nu-Hitman trilogy is still solid in comparison, yeah. The franchise basically went a decade without anything but a really mediocre game in Absolution and some garbage cashgrabs but came back into form with the new games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905907
oh! yes yes! this was it! I remember now, will try to find where he talked about that in the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905901
Amazement at a male vtuber general being active so consistently despite people constantly shitting on make vtubers just in general

[Anonymous No.]

got 'em...

[Anonymous No.]

he jus a lil guy....

[Anonymous No.]

>axeldent

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906054(Me)
*male

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905844
They're making entertaining content and I'm digesting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906030
Fans reflect their oshi. Say goodbye to your int.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905583
https://youtu.be/Z1Qc8QMO_pQ?t=2012

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906054
if you spent time here you'll see we all love the boiz

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905583
ah around minute 12 or 13 in that interview, right after he said he doesn't think, Nowa was saying that it's actually a talent being able to switch so fast between 2 languages

[Anonymous No.]

My god he's actually learning

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905906
Be nice

[Anonymous No.]

My uncle is streaming soon!

[Anonymous No.]

i'm starting to feel sleepy i dont think i can stay awake for uncle nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906046
Different anon, I think that was either the first question or the second. Nowa tried explaining his idea in terms of cpu threading and it went right over axel's head.

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S DOING IT

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Hitman bald?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906181
7am here
no i didn't wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906145
Oh I do. I was just giving a reason as to WHY people pop in to ask the question so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906213
He trained to hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906213
He's supposed to look like the ideal man

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906181
Yeah same, I rather watch tomorrow's just chatting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906213
can't grab a bald man's hair in combat

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S USING HIS ONE BRAIN CELL TO ACTUALLY ASSASSINATE SOMEONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906162
that's what I'm saying, memes aside, he's a fast learner, as a streamer he has improved a lot in just a few days

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

>this is kinda fun
>waiting for someone to die
eeyup

also holy shit i didn't expect that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906213
Aereo dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

he's such a puppy

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck that was so comical

[Anonymous No.]

SINGLE CORE PROCESSOR BROS WHERE WE AT.

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe it, he's gonna finish the mission right before the hour

[Anonymous No.]

He actually did it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906307
Welcome to Hitman anon

[Anonymous No.]

> it's just a prank bro, just a hehe haha
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

I kneel himbo lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>JUST A PRANK BRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906091
CPU OVERLOADING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906307
these are basically silly murder puzzles

[Anonymous No.]

>Just a prank bro
WHAT IS A UP PRANK NATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906213
100 Pushup, 100 Situps, 100 Squats, and 10km run every day

[Anonymous No.]

SASUGA DOGGO

[Anonymous No.]

My brain legit melts during Axel streams... I fear for my future self.

[Anonymous No.]

>just come back to life bro it's not difficult
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906213
can’t leave hair behind if you don’t have any

[Anonymous No.]

They should bump the limit to 1h 20m. That would give us 5 hours of the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906146
>>29906191
oh thanks bros! can I call you bros? you can call me bros from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>JOHNNY SINS REFERENCE
ABSOLUTELY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>Johnny Sins
Axel-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>just call him Johnny Sins
ayo wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>mr sins
oh fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>Mr. Sin
>Or Johnny

[Anonymous No.]

axel thinks about
-sex
-food
-murder

[Anonymous No.]

Johnny Sins mention again lmao. Will he get bonked?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Axel actually knows who Johnny Sins is or do you think he heard the name in passing and just decided to repeat it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906405
if you're here you're a bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906165
UOOOOH
MIRIA CHEST A BELLY EROTIC
UOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

ok Axel, times up, shut it down

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not a big fan of guns
OHNONONO BURGERS???

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906437
hes just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone in this part so evil?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906405
We are all bros here. Except the fujos, but I try my best to ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906437
Like all men should

[Anonymous No.]

>make someone else kill the target
Do you believe Axel is able to grow enough brain to formulate a plan elaborate enough for this?

[Anonymous No.]

Does the hitman have a rival? Like his own Vergil.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so for how long is this 1 hour limit going to be a thing? It's getting kinda annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906259
see you tomorrow lad
>>29906231
you're insane

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE OMEGA
I FUCKING LOVE THE BOYS STARTING A GAME BUT LITERALLY ONLY BEING ABLE TO STREAM THE TUTORIAL DUE TO YOUR ARBITRARY TIME LIMIT
OMEGA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like he actually likes the stealth element of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906507
OMEGA HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>And that ladies and gentlemen was a hitman ....... the tutorial bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906437
A true man

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906510
fujos are bros too, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906460
I could totally believe that Magni mentioned him in a private conversation without explaining who he is and Axel just remembered it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906534
maybe with chat's wisdom

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle nowa is starting

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhh bros slow down the schizos are starting to notice global is dead and coming here instead lets all stop posting for a couple days ok?

[Anonymous No.]

UNCLE NOWA AH AH AH AH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906534
Not without chat backseating him

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEEEE ITS MOVING

[Anonymous No.]

HATEFUCK OMEGA

[Anonymous No.]

NO SE MUEVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906550
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906507
Can someone add Axel mating pressing Omega immediately after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906560
Not when they're talking about which bros you want to fuck they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

he pulled it out in the end, at least. he needs to keep the creative attitude around for his next stream instead of goin rambo

>>29906550
i mean there's literally a vesper stream starting right now so it makes sense to not pointlessly overlap

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906510
so far the fujos have been well behaved and are still bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906550
Based and Omegapilled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906512
Yup. Specifically sex, murder, food. In that order on a single person

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906510
I can't tell the fujos and shitposters apart sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

I'M TELLING YOU
IT'S FUCKING MOVING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906510
Women don't post on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is pure, unfiltered id. It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going to have kissy, loving sex with omega

[Anonymous No.]

UNCLE NOWA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

[Anonymous No.]

What a ride that was

[Anonymous No.]

himbo status?

[Anonymous No.]

>doing gods work
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906507
LET MY BOYS STREAM YOU MASSIVE CUNT

[Anonymous No.]

bros there's no way im the only one who thought of this when he said "Definitely need to tie the hair back when I go to town on some ramen!" right

[Anonymous No.]

his ending screen is too sexy, that should be illegal

[Anonymous No.]

SE MUEVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906437
my cute no thoughts head empty himbo

[Anonymous No.]

SE MUEVE

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw the eyes on the intro image blink

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Axel's endcard so horny bros?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Axel's outro..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
SEXO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906655
that wink is something else

[Anonymous No.]

SI SE MUEVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
IS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

NO SE MUEVE YOU DUMB RETARDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906507
MATING PRESS

[Anonymous No.]

MOVE GANG
>MOVE GANG
MOVE GANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
why are you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

REGIS ALREADY IN CHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906650
Why is his ending screen SEX? Is he really hungry for some dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
You’re not
uuuoooh this is a blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
That's a potion, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

THE HEADS MOVING WTF

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit its moving

[Anonymous No.]

And now it's Vesper time. The boys kino ride never ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
that's one delicious potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
CHUPADO

[Anonymous No.]

IT MOVES

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna stab omega in the throat. In real life, not in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
That's kinda gay bro.

[Anonymous No.]

wait a second, is it actually moving?
stop memeing guys, i can't tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
HOLY SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
JESUS ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD PLS SPOIL

[Anonymous No.]

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
ramen? more like raw men

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906694
it's a garden hose, he's just havin' a little drink while watering his reagents

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906510
>>29906613
99% of the board is softcore to outright porn and horny posting so yeah, we ignore you too faggot

[Anonymous No.]

it actually moves

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
bro...

[Anonymous No.]

It absolutely slightly moves up and down

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

hello I'm here for the gold farming content

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
IM PULLING MY ADS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
that's a pretty thin cup of water he's drinking out of

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE AXEL STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

I kept thinking about the Steven Seagal MadTV bit during this playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

Did Axel's raid worked? Cause it didn't on my ps4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906510
>fujos
has there even been any shipping of the boys together yet?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1554694351980474368
>he just replied

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
I got hard ngl

[Anonymous No.]

動きました⁉

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
Ayo wtf that's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

Odds that one of Uncle Nowa's first Supas asks him if his intro moves?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1554694351980474368

[Anonymous No.]

do i take meds or not
it's not moving

[Anonymous No.]

Ves time! Let's GOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

Can check? I will be drinking some Coors Banquet while this man scraps a PC.

[Anonymous No.]

I once again request an axel edit of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906789
HE IS FUCKING AMAZING/10

[Anonymous No.]

SE ESTÁ MOVIENDO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906791
Raids work like shit, they seem to be 50/50

[Anonymous No.]

please my eyes still hurt from trying to see if it moves or not last time

[Anonymous No.]

ITS MOVING YOU FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904095


It's only acceptable if they look like that but are still male.

[Anonymous No.]

it's not... animated...
... but it still moves somehow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
ayo bros are we actually gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906755
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906507
>Cunt
SUSAN DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

handcam or pics as we go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906789
HIS BEST SO FAR/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
miltank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
He looks so... feminine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906165
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906789
best stream so far tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906789
BASEDRETARD/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906807
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1554694589037981696
Magni replied as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
I wish I have a dick...

[Anonymous No.]

its moving you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.]

>More ISP issues looks like, hasn't been fixed from this morning
ISP HATE

[Anonymous No.]

The hair moved a little! I can see it now!

[Anonymous No.]

Just look closer, it's obviously moving

[Anonymous No.]

You guys aren't actually gay right?

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Nowa being nerfed by ISP....

[Anonymous No.]

Which niji is gonna appear in vesper's chat?
Magni had Scarle, Axel had Kyo, I was late to Regis' stream so I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906613
Those are not fujos fujos wants to see them fuck each other. The people you are describing are yumejos

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906789
MASS SHOOTER / 10
Absolutely hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
sis our advertisers...

[Anonymous No.]

5 minutes dust in the wind....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>ISP issues
Is nowa just imagining it
his stream this morning was completely fine for me and so is this one

[Anonymous No.]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
IT DOES NOT MOVE!!!!!!!!
http://poal.me/oq8oxc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906855
Pics at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
You do know what thread you're in, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
This is a girl this is a girl This is a girl this is a girlThis is a girl this is a girlThis is a girl this is a girlThis is a girl this is a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906825
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1554694589037981696

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906885
leader-chan....

[Anonymous No.]

LA IMAGEN SE MUEVE! ESTÁ ANIMADA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
To quote Magni, "I know what I'm about"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use a potion to turn these himbos into bimbos

[Anonymous No.]

It's a filter, the image doesn't move

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
there are no men in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906932
That's a MAN
a MAG MAN

[Anonymous No.]

AHI SE MOVIÓ

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
no im comfortable in my hetero sexuality enough to tolerate gay men though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903965
No. We use the term roommate, you retarded tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
Of course not, I'm European

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906789
what is that aim / 10

[Anonymous No.]

144p time anons

[Anonymous No.]

Let's hear how old these parts are.

[Anonymous No.]

UNCLE NOWA MY BELOVED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
don't worry, I like the boys but I still want to marathon breed Kaela while she plays minecraft the whole day

[Anonymous No.]

>outages in his area
NO NO NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

THE SCUFFAGE

[Anonymous No.]

He's just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA NO THERE'S CP ON THAT PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
no, but Im comfortably with my sexuality enough to appreciate when males are cool bros

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Nowa's internet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906932
the sooner you accept it the better anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
No and I will massacre every gay in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

The computer he's messing with? yeah, I put it in his closet. You can thank me later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906924
you ruined the poll with Omega u retard

[Anonymous No.]

>it's old because it has a CD drive
But my PC has a CD drive and I just built it a year ago...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The stream is still skipping what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

he's beating the shit out of the pc already kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
>70% women, 20% 10% straight men.
No, it's mostly straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906146
And Nowa said the CPU thingy in one of his Zatsu streams, i watched live, but i don't remember which one

[Anonymous No.]

AAA IT'S STUTTERING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906885
I though it was Suisei ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907006
Why do you think he's in such a hurry to scrap it before the feds show up?

[Anonymous No.]

>I know it's old because it has a CD slot drive
b-b-bros I just built my PC right before the pandemic started and it has a bluray drive in it....
Am I old?

[Anonymous No.]

i wish he would hit me like how he hits the pc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
only ironically, also bros make gay jokes all the times, it's just a joke bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907021
I will massacare your ass baby boy

[Anonymous No.]

ISP HATE

[Anonymous No.]

HE STOLE A COMPUTER FROM WORK

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa's a dumpster diver...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
Yes but not for men

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906900
No. I just want to hang out with the femanons.

The guys being good streamers is just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

bros i screenshotted it and it was still moving in the new image...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906924
>comments open
>meme answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907084
>I just sucked him off bro, it was a joke

[Anonymous No.]

It's a trash PC...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907049
you are old anon

[Anonymous No.]

Based dumpster diving dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907055

[Anonymous No.]

The way you could hear him stretch his back while talking about his ISP

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907049
mine also has one but its dvd
and i unplugged it to put a new hard drive

[Anonymous No.]

>symbol of the protoss

[Anonymous No.]

MY LIFE FOR AIUR

[Anonymous No.]

>Am I allowed to?
>I'm gonna do it anyway
Based, fuck Omega

[Anonymous No.]

>Uncle Nowa dumpster diving

[Anonymous No.]

...so we just gonna watch uncle here play with trash on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907078
bro...the pandemic started 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>symbol of the protoss
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907102
No way, man! He found it in the trash. :)

[Anonymous No.]

>Most competent to least competent
>Nowa > Altare >>>>> Magni >>>> Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906910
Same term for which bro you want to fuck you? Or is there another for that as well?

[Anonymous No.]

> it looks like the protoss symbol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907102
that's racist anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907078
look at this dude he has a cd slot on his fucking pc

[Anonymous No.]

Ah I can hear his lisp now. Cute

[Anonymous No.]

MY WIFE FOR HIRE

[Anonymous No.]

How many times has Nowa said
>Can I talk about this?
>I'll say it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

HE KNOWS STARCRAFT
HES MY ONLY HOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907131
Exactly, no homo antics, just irony hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

MY LIFE FOR AIUR

[Anonymous No.]

Now THIS is a good ASMR stream

[Anonymous No.]

>No handcam
Nowa has baby hands confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907152
absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907177
I do too. Where else am I supposed to put my drinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907180
it's really cute...

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO GIVE THIS DUDES MONEY ALREADY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand this stream, what it's going to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907219
Magni is the one with Yaoi hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907167
If it's with (You) == Yumejo
If it's the bros with each other == fujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907196
He called warcraft 3 dota a "UMS" map, despite Warcraft 3 never using the Use Map Settings term. he might've been someone who's actively played the game before

[Anonymous No.]

HE HAS AN ASMR MIC
ASMR KINO SOON BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA OJII-SAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907167
fujos want boys to fuck boys, they are "rotten" for being obsessed with yaoi
yumejos want boys to fuck them, they "dream" about the boys fucking them and having a relationship etc standard waifu stuff

[Anonymous No.]

COMPUTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907152
and enjoy every second of it

[Anonymous No.]

>Nowa has an ASMR mic
??

[Anonymous No.]

jwu why was magni's vod privated...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907250
zatsu while he takes apart a computer

[Anonymous No.]

>PC scrapping ASMR
>Horrible screeching and metallic scraping sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>Uncle Nowa have a ASMR Mic

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa asmr.... C U M

[Anonymous No.]

ZOOLANDER

[Anonymous No.]

our time will come soon, bros

[Anonymous No.]

no hand cam?

[Anonymous No.]

>Water cooling for ants?

[Anonymous No.]

I'M IMAGINING MYSELF WITH UNCLE NOWA DISASSEMBLING A PC

[Anonymous No.]

what race does Nowa play

[Anonymous No.]

Question: How do you feel when one of the boys (usually Magni) makes a lewd innuendo? ex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFZfP7qn2GE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcloNZdo6PU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=govQWXjGR5I

If you're a straight guy, do you find these funny or slightly awkward/annoying?
If you're a girl/gay, do you consider this "good" fanservice akin to yuribait pairings from female chuubas?

[Anonymous No.]

>ITX
Fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>WATER COOLER FOR ANTS
I FUCKING LOST IT

[Anonymous No.]

>m-ITX

[Anonymous No.]

I really like this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>ASMR mic
male grey blue lamy...

[Anonymous No.]

>water cooling

[Anonymous No.]

is it this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907303
he literally just explained it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907303
WHAT IS THE POINT THEN
YOU SILLY GRANDPA

[Anonymous No.]

i want to fuck him

[Anonymous No.]

any /g/ fags here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907169
The fuck is a protoss symbol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907274
I want him to do this on his first hand cam stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907291
SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907268
ASMR reading wikipedia articles...

[Anonymous No.]

i like small form factors...

[Anonymous No.]

>dumpster diver
based, i got a printer and indoor wall lights from the trash as well, cleaned them and fixed them and they work like a charm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
It's cute when Magni does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907303
We wasn't satisfied with any of his tests. He'd like to do one eventually but not today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907335
Looks like it

[Anonymous No.]

He sounds so giddy about how shitty this computer is I love it

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna see it

[Anonymous No.]

Some pictures of the PC would've been great...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907335
holy shit this might be it considering it's an itx

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE ME OLD MAN MEMBERSHIP NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907342
I want to make him cry while having rough sex with him!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907219
He said he will do it one day. Probably wants to take extra precaution.

[Anonymous No.]

Repeat after me:
I will not masturbate to Nowa's ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907271
>>29907256
I see. Now if you two will excuse me, I'm going to lose my mind over the PC that nowa-oji is describing.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I was going to build a mini pc but Nowa is shaming that shit so bad that I'm rethinking it.

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa you WILL do earlicking lewd ASMR if I have to force you myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907323

[Anonymous No.]

I run an ITX build and I love it! D:

[Anonymous No.]

blessed laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
I think it’s funny and hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907167
Yumejo are the "yeah, me" posters and Fujos are the shipfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907323
Uber cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907375
check your own PC Mooms. It's probably as shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
Im straight, I find it funny, it feels like when you are with your bros and you make sexual inuendos like a first grader level and you cant stop wheezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907359
my friend got pants from the dumpster and got skin problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
i just find it funny, the fanservice comes in the form of his cute screams and EEKs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907399
Fix your love

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
when magni does it it makes me want to rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907322
These two parent I swear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907244
I want to fund some of their kino content. I want an off-collab so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907323
tired of asking for a source man cmon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907389
I will masturbate to my uncle whispering into my ear

[Anonymous No.]

Why this is old man geeking out about things so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

What if it was his first build?

[Anonymous No.]

Omeguy please let him go over 1 hour for this

[Anonymous No.]

There's dust everywhere in my PC, I really should clean it

[Anonymous No.]

is the old man a /g/ autist

[Anonymous No.]

based, radiators go at the top

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is gonna snap one day with how much he gets shit on by all his genmates

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
I don't consider it fanservice, it comes off as either unintentional or a genuine attempt to make people laugh. It's funny for me though, they aren't trying too hard to oversexualize themselves.

Also what this anon said: >>29907437

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Vesper would revert back to African American Vernacular. That'd be kino as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

But my case doesn't fit radiators on top...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907389
I WILL nut and I WILL fall asleep during his ASMR streams

[Anonymous No.]

sussy noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907463
In his Talking stream he described his first build already and knows this isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
just like with literally any sort of more vulgar joke, if the delivery is good then i'll laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically watching a homo
>actually enjoying it
I have become that wich i hated...

[Anonymous No.]

How is this old man talking about computers pure sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907361
ah gotcha, thats too bad i was looking forward to it
>>29907337
i just tuned in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907484
I hope that's the first day he uses cunt too. It'd be kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907473
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Sussy noises

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy

[Anonymous No.]

the boys dropped the ball today I'm not watching this
Doggo was fun th

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907447
I really want these two to collab. The chill energy would be so strong they also seem to have accumulated knowledge of internet culture though Nowa has Fauna beat by miles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907102
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>this is madness
THIS SPARTA

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't dumpster computers just filled with roaches? How can it be salvaged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907515
welcome to the club

[Anonymous No.]

>radiator in the front
>>>/g/ you hearing this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907447
My surrogate family

[Anonymous No.]

a sus?

[Anonymous No.]

SUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907439
My love works just fine! I even get good temps. I have an RTX 2060 and a Ryzen 5 3600 in there.
It's not like a tiny HTPC or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

I really feel like not even trying a hand cam is a wasted oppurtunity

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907515
they're nothing like the niji ens we feared, they're actually bros

[Anonymous No.]

send it to me nowajisan

[Anonymous No.]

1050 chads

[Anonymous No.]

BASED ASUS AND EVGA GPU LOVER. What GPU do you anons have? EVGA for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907436
that's gross, i would never wear clothes i got from the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907539
what happened in Magni and Altare's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907389
I will masturbate to Nowa's ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>uh-SOOS

I thought it was pronounced aye-SUS (lemao amogus!!!)...

[Anonymous No.]

>asoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907554
It was in his closet it didn't actually come from a dump

[Anonymous No.]

>1050
How fucking old is this lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea what he’s talking about…

[Anonymous No.]

>gtx 1050
wowee

[Anonymous No.]

just let them monetize their channel already, I want to throw them money so they know how much I like their streams already

[Anonymous No.]

cute card

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck?
>gtx 1050 is what you should put in an itx
modern day itx case can accomodate even a 3090 what are you on about noir?

[Anonymous No.]

Waow, I have the exact same favorite GPU brands as Nowa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
literally an evga 1050

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907515
Welcome to brovtuber era

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907594
>hide
it was fine for the most part

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907585
Maybe, but it's better to wait until you are fully monetized for this type of content

[Anonymous No.]

>1050 was 6 years ago
ACtually not that fucking old.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M USING AN ITX BUILD WITH A 1060 STOP BULLYING ME

[Anonymous No.]

I'm computer part illiterate. I just buy the stuff that sounds reasonably powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907615
>>29907616
...I have a 1070...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907495
aw hell nah

[Anonymous No.]

missed the start
where did nowa-oji get this pc from? scap pile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907563
He said the radiator should not be in the front
Unless... don't tell me /g/ actually pushes for front radiators??

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907632
it's on their schedules fyi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907312
its funny once in a while and when its unintentional but if it happens every stream it will get old fast

[Anonymous No.]

I have a 1050ti...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907615
6 years
i have 1060 feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

A GTX 1050 is not that old lmao. I thought he was scrapping something that has Geforce 2 Series

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907675
Literal dumpster diving

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907515
I'm ok cuz they are all brotubers and not fujobait

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907300
defiler best zerg unit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907515
Girls quickly fall off after you masturbate. Boys are forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907636
Reminds me of something my broke ass would have put in my first PC.

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus members for this feel?
https://youtu.be/MFurDxxqP-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907675
He found in on the sidewalk

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907615
and here i'm rocking a quadro 2000m

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907675
according to him, he got it off the trash to see if there's any usable parts, then he forgot about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
||3090 FTW||

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck him !!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
ASUS ROG 3070. Got it from a Newegg raffle back when you couldn't get GPUs, so I took what I could get. I would have preferred a 3060 for budget-purposes, or a 3080 if I was going all-in, but it's a nice compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906932
>>29906656
100 hours in paint female version

[Anonymous No.]

Nooooo Nowa you can't say OCD, you're gonna get cancelled by twitter BPDs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907515
"Bros before hoes" is a saying for a reason, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907703
I know, I was hoping for the same thing! Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907758
discordchamma...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
MSI gang here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
Gigabyte GPU
ASUS MB

I barely trust EVGA for anything not even power supplies

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907713
>>29907584
Regis?

[Anonymous No.]

This old man... I like him

[Anonymous No.]

1050 GIVEAWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>You don’t want to put a XTG456A type doohickey in a BFG macguffin build, you’re gonna have a bad time. This is not great.
Haha, yeah, what you said…

[Anonymous No.]

i want uncle nowa's gtx1050

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907753
That's more than I have

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea what he's talking about but it's still interesting, nowa impressive

[Anonymous No.]

I... I have no idea what he's talking about, but I'm entranced by his voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
I bought a 2060 near the start of the coof at like 2-3x msrp...

[Anonymous No.]

>Free 1050
OH BOY!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm using it uncle....

[Anonymous No.]

what is the purpose of a mini-itx build

[Anonymous No.]

I run Apex on a laptop with a 1050, not even Ti
almost solid 60fps, can get 90fps on winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907758
i forgot this wasn't discord whoops

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
3080 TI Gigabyte... I got hosed despite getting it under MSRP and New

[Anonymous No.]

my 1060 is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907800
Once you get past his voice he is essentially a normal man
kinda

[Anonymous No.]

DOOR GIVEAWAY 123

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, 1050 isn't that old. I'm still using a 1080 and can still run pretty much everything at med-high @ 1440p and get a fairly consistent 60.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907809
>>29907814
>>29907816
femanon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907800
he's also a bro, his voice is just misleading

[Anonymous No.]

i just got a processor with integrated graphics because im too lazy to get and put in a gpu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907800
He's the straightest man to ever become a vtuber. Unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
1080ti, the ol' reliable

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907821
Crypto mining jackass edition ikz

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907615
I have a 1050... broke gang rise uuuup

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591 (me)
I have an EVGA 3080TI and a spare Gigabyte 3080TI I upgraded from but couldn't sell before crypto crashed...

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno man you could probably run Mount and Blade on a 1050 if you try hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907839
>kinda

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>>29907515
thats how they get you

[Anonymous No.]

I WANNA SEE IT DUDE, I THOUGHT I COULD SEE THE HANDS AT LEAST WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907825
save space, looks nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907809
>>29907814
>>29907816
you cannot be serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907847
still wish he would stop

[Anonymous No.]

1050 bros, we're still winning right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907809
>>29907814
>>29907816
I want to groom you.

[Anonymous No.]

stop masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

I'm
I'm still using a 1050....

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a pre built I know literally nothing about PC building but I like how he's a nerd about it, it's cute no homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907839
>>29907847
>>29907854
Does he still do "WAH"ing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907339
i think roberu setuped his gaming chair in the bathroom on steam once idk my memory is a bit fuzzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
whoever drew this.... thank you forever.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907897
Those are probably women.

[Anonymous No.]

20 minutes have passed

[Anonymous No.]

BROS I went to get food. What did I miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
I got lucky and found 3080 Palit for retail price like a month after release

[Anonymous No.]

where's magni vod? I missed the intro and want to check it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907928
Better order a fifth for when your current one fails, Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907848
It takes like 10 minutes if you already have a sufficient power supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907897
>>29907918
are they women?

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>>29907591
This guy right here, an RTX 2060 from Asus. I went from an old i7 ThinkPad (X220) with Intel HD Graphics 3000 to this and a Ryzen 5 3600. I'm in hog heaven for probably the next eight years.

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>>29907821
A FREE GPU!

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ayo wtf yall be sussin out frfr
my first PC build was a GTX 960, then I upgraded to like a 1060 3GB or something and now I'm on a 3080

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907930
Toned it down immensely since debut and based on his recent stream I haven't heard any

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907955
doxxed himself

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>>29907955
the game doxxed him

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907944
The 1050

[Anonymous No.]

Gold farming with Vesper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907848
What are you a woman?

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>>29907800
he fujobaits the least out of all of them, he reminds me the old lets play style of streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907955
he yab'd, it'll probably be back later

[Anonymous No.]

this nigga adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907964
maybe…

[Anonymous No.]

nowa legit gold farming irl..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907930
much less than his debut, he does it pretty rarely now

[Anonymous No.]

cute... cute... so cute... ojisan is so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907930
He does it about once per half hour or so, down from once per five seconds during his debut.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>29907809
>>29907814
>>29907816
woman moment

[Anonymous No.]

hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907591
Managed to snag up an RTX 3080 founders. Very sleek looking card. Has served me well for like a year and at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906656
When I find the artist who drew this, I will follow them to the ends of the earth as their disciple. Thank you.

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>>29906656

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS GETTING SEXUAL

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>>29907848
GPU is essentially plug and play. It's really not that difficult.

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>>29907967 (Me)
I should mention that I bought this in 2020 right before everything started getting expensive. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

bros...

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>>29907927
980 here, feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907800
Literally the best one catalog watcher

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>>29908002
Kek

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>>29907848
>a processor with integrated graphics
don't most come with igpus?

[Anonymous No.]

>Can I be a bit rough?
CALM DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907964
Does it matter? This is the homo thread anyway.

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>>29908019
Axel you dumb fuck

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>>29907845
>>29907809
I'm not a femanon i swear, just dumb with computers!

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>>29907987
unironically yes
>>29907963
yeah i got a decent psu for it but its been a year and im too lazy to get one... i don't play games much anyway so i don't need it

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>>29907974
>>29908008
I might give him a second chance then

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>>29908019

[Anonymous No.]

FIVE HOUR STREAM FUCK OMEGA

[Anonymous No.]

>I wont end the stream until this thing is disassembled
OMEGA???

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>>29907964
or axel

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>>29907848
Same but I purchased a GPU later, now it's bottlenecking the GPU but I don't have the money anymore...

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>>29908019
>>29908040
blessed

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>i'm not gonna end the stream until this is disassembled
OMEGA DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not gonna end the stream until this is disassembled
OMEGA DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not ending the stream until this is disassembled
OH NO DON'T LET OMEGA SEE THIS

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>>29907976
>>29907981
>>29907989
Qrd?

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>I'm not going to end this stream until its disassembled
OMEGA'S GONNA FREAK

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no no no Omega don't look

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907964
no

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not gonna end the stream
so who's sucking Omega off in the background while Nowa streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907848
I'm too broke to build a pc lmao (fuck 3rd world, i guess)

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>>29907964
if this was any other board maybe

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AAAAA ISP GIVE ME MY STREAM BACK

[Anonymous No.]

F for the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper grunts of exertion
>mumbling “can I be rough”
Oof that was surprisingly hot

[Anonymous No.]

STREAM LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

awww man

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>>29907989
>>29907976
>>29907981
why the fuck do I always miss the shitstorms

[Anonymous No.]

nowa-oji...

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HIUS FUCKING ISP FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

ISP HATE

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGA KILLED THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

He'll burn alive live on stream, sisters

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK OMEGA KILLED HIM

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGA ENDED IT
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>Says hes going to stream over 1 hour
>Omega kills the stream

[Anonymous No.]

SUSAN BRING MY OJI BACK

[Anonymous No.]

RATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

UNCLE NOWA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGA GOT HIM

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>>29907967
Oh shit, same stuff here anon. It's really reliable.

[Anonymous No.]

based uncle immune to the thirst comments lewding his innocent words in chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908052
most ryzen dont, intel cpus with F dont

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NO DONT GO OVER A HOUR THINK OF THE BURNOUT

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DOES HE GUESS

I NEED TO KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGA KILLED THE STREAM!

[Anonymous No.]

NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT THINK OF THE BURNOUT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

SUSAN HATE

[Anonymous No.]

it's back

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA??

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UNCLE NOWA EHEWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

ISP HATE

[Anonymous No.]

ISP NO FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

SUSAN AIIIEEE oh wait it's the ISP AAAAAIIIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGA PULLED THE PLUG

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGA HEARD HIM!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Aight start getting ready to make another thread we almost hitting the limit

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGA KILLED GRANPA VESPER STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Omega heard him

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>>29908089
>>29908090
>>29908092
Omega:Activate it

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S NOWAAAAAA- oh there he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907990
>corners Magni in L4D
>"don't tell anyone about this"
He's just really good at what he does desu.

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why some called vesper uncle nowa ?

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> stream ends as soon as he says he won't end the stream until he's done with the scrapping
OMEGAKEK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Ojisan fucking hammered the modem

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>I'm not gonna end the stream until I dissembled the computer
>gets bonked
OMEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

that was omega's warning

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906932
man
>>29908029
>>29907939
i will be back to draw bratty magni getting corrected, mark my words

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE ME BACK OJI

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>Stream lagging
>Refresh
>Goes back to random parts in the stream
>Spazzes out and alternates between that and the thumbnail
k-kowai

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908019
FORBIDDEN GOLDEN CHICKEN NUGGETS

[Anonymous No.]

DAD IS BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908102
Don't stirr up the Omega nest Nowa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908089
>>29908090
>>29908092
>stream dies

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>your broshi
>will Omega let this slide

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not gonna end the stream
>Lagged immediately
FUCK YOU OMEGA

[Anonymous No.]

>ddr3
holy shit this is an old build

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908102
He's sucking me off, actually. I'm completely straight, so I hope you guys appreciate the sacrifice I'm making here.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop blaming Omega. You wouldn't want another one of those to happen again would you?

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>8gb DDR3

You can almost have YT chat open with that!

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>>29908201
please please please

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>Stream literally dies
>He didn't even notice, still talking about computer parts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what happened with ojisan isp, does his country have sharks chewing the cable under the sea too?

[Anonymous No.]

omega is watching....

[Anonymous No.]

bros im tired

[Anonymous No.]

>throwing 1050 and 8gb ram into the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908103
anon im a 3rd worlder and it cost less than my old laptop and phone (minus the peripherals, fucking monitors)... its not that expensive if you budget right

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>>29908182
I think it's because that's what the japs in 5ch immediately called him during his debut.
Also its fucking weird that the Japanese probably watch EN Stars more than JP Stars.

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>>29908067
>Not buying a $1000+ GPU more efficiently shitpost
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

He didn't even noticed the stream died... this autist

[Anonymous No.]

Who else wants nowa to whisper sweet nothings of PC info into their ears...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908210
>Tempus
>No but Yagoo will Ayo Omega

[Anonymous No.]

>takes back all of the extra minutes

Nothing personal Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908182
"Noir" in Japanese would be pronounced "nowa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908182
Noir is Nowa in katakana, people use it in 5ch and it bled into /MANS/ and their youtube chats

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ISP HATE ISP HATE

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>>29908201
Hahah no don't do that that would be disgusting and gay ahahaha....unless?