>3/5 of the ENs speak Japanese to some degree >Meanwhile... >Gawr "same desu" Gura >Amelia "I studied katakana for a week" Watson

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>3/5 of the ENs speak Japanese to some degree
>Meanwhile...
>Gawr "same desu" Gura
>Amelia "I studied katakana for a week" Watson

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:23:38 2021 No.3011112

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:24:48 2021 No.3011156 >>3011112 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:25:12 2021 No.3011172 >>3011112 fpwp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:26:52 2021 No.3011236 fourth post

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:27:30 2021 No.3011258 good thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:28:50 2021 No.3011312 >>3011112 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:42:13 2021 No.3011739 >>3011112 >white If only

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:53:08 2021 No.3012107 epbp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:55:00 2021 No.3012150 Can you believe only 2 of the jp holos speak english? bunch of lazy cunts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:55:15 2021 No.3012155 File: 213 KB, 406x430, 1600686131649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Professional Weeb right here

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 18:58:06 2021 No.3012264
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>>3010938
They know how cringe it is for white girls to actually try speaking Japanese, and so they don't even bother to actually try. That alone makes them far better than the Failed Idol and the Nigger of Nippon.
Ina gets an Asian girl pass so she can get away with it without being embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:00:41 2021 No.3012347 >>3012264 >Always making excuses for Ina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:01:33 2021 No.3012381 >>3012150 >Haato >??? Who do you speak of

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:46:39 2021 No.3013588 >>3011112 Based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:48:05 2021 No.3013620 >>3012381 How could you forget about Choco https://youtu.be/uTJYXh1GJL8

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:48:51 2021 No.3013634 >>3012264 nips hate other asians more than westerners

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:51:48 2021 No.3013702 >>3012381 >>3013620 Both of you get the rope

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:54:52 2021 No.3013776 While you were studying katakana Ame was studying the katana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 19:58:56 2021 No.3013867 It's not their job to speak japanese. I'm glad that they don't cause I fuckin hate when I watch Holo EN and that bitch Kiara starts speaking JP. You were created for EN audience, stick to it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 20:00:30 2021 No.3013907 >>3010938 they are in hololive EN no Hololive JP faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 20:16:07 2021 No.3014344 File: 38 KB, 617x424, FTLS_006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3011112 Saved so I can copypaste next time I have to deal with nippon enthusiast weebageeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 20:25:59 2021 No.3014606 File: 541 KB, 696x676, 1619031966901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3012264 Classic takoniggers making excuses about why their shit oshi is actually good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 20:30:45 2021 No.3014733 File: 1.07 MB, 1456x1000, 1617992106986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3011112 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:08:26 2021 No.3015896 Who the fuck cares

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:10:51 2021 No.3015960 >>3013907 I bet this is also you: "Why is Hololive ID being forced to speak more Indonesian? This is bullshit!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:13:06 2021 No.3016020 >>3011112 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:13:43 2021 No.3016036 >>3015960 wrong, nobody cares about the dlc branch

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:16:06 2021 No.3016090 >>3013634 Ok mori

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:17:21 2021 No.3016127 >>3010938 meanwhile all JP girls will be thirsting for a gooruh collab since they're all massive numberwhores and dont care if she knows japanese or not

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 21:20:41 2021 No.3016200 >>3010938 They also happen to be the two best girls in hololive, and trust me that's no coincidence

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:04:32 2021 No.3017545 >>3011112 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:05:39 2021 No.3017572 >>3011112 Undoubtedly based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:09:59 2021 No.3017725 >>3010938 they don't even have to time to learn such autistic language

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:16:45 2021 No.3017910 >>3012264 So this is where trinityniggers washed up after they were bullied out of hlgg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:17:16 2021 No.3017921 >>3010938 >3/5 You're being generous. Calli can barely order dinner with her trash Japanese, and Ina uses DeePL to fake being better than she is. Shitbird is the only one with any Japanese skill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:19:59 2021 No.3018029 >>3012264 I thought Senzawa was Chinese-American.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:21:49 2021 No.3018101 File: 337 KB, 1280x516, 1618057368389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3011112 I WILL become japanese, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:23:15 2021 No.3018144 >>3018029 she is wh*te

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:36:32 2021 No.3018511 >>3011112 Fuck this entire post just discouraged me from continuing my Japanese reps

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 22:43:19 2021 No.3018720 >>3018511 Good. No need to learn a language that has no relevance outside of its home country.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:09:01 2021 No.3019543 >>3018029 They're all white girls except for Ina, who is Korean. Ame might be Latina but might as well be white

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:18:21 2021 No.3019784 >>3018511 Do what you want but know that copypasta isn't even original, it was originally about trannies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:27:13 2021 No.3020055 >>3018511 If your motivation was to eventually live and integrate into japanese society then yea. Most of us here probably already know enough to get by as a tourist, just don't be obnoxious if you go there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:28:55 2021 No.3020108 >>3010938 "What do you mean the company's western representatives speak english!? How does that make sense?"

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:30:43 2021 No.3020147
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>>3018511
It's a copypasta, either way learning a language is a valuable and worthwhile skill and if you are going to continue consuming Japanese media for the next few years/rest of your life you might as well learn it rather than continue to suck on the teat of translators. Yeah, you'll never become Japanese but you WILL become bilingual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:32:13 2021 No.3020207 >>3020147 If you've consumed 2-3 forms of japanese entertainment for atleast 5 years, then you should probably learn jap

Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:34:58 2021 No.3020296

>>3011112
>>3018720
>>3020055
But how do you deal with the fact that 95% of the content of the vtuber that you follow is unknown, untranslated, untouched, and full of important info that you're supposed to know?
>inb4 vague answer
>inb4 chad picture as a scapegoat
>inb4 pretending the vtuber you follow has enough translated content

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:35:52 2021 No.3020333 >>3010938 they're both American, education is not their strongest suit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 27 23:40:27 2021 No.3020472 >>3020296 You can always just not be a retard and assume you know every jp vtuber's entire personality based off clips, but I see people fail at that here pretty often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 00:25:24 2021 No.3021579 >>3020296 Why the fuck would I waste my time with japanese vtubers when there are english ones

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 04:10:14 2021 No.3025476 >>3013776 rhymed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 04:30:30 2021 No.3025756 >>3010938 >Hololive starts an EN branch for the sole purpose of getting the english speaking audience >REE THEY DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE Do weebs really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 04:44:11 2021 No.3025957 >>3010938 The bigger crime is how Ame doesn't do her fake british accent 100% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 04:45:12 2021 No.3025974 >>3011112 Basedo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 04:46:40 2021 No.3025996 >>3011112 I wonder if the first person to get hit with this is out of therapy yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 04:57:25 2021 No.3026161 >>3011112 FPBP

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:07:02 2021 No.3026314

>>3020296
Well my oshi is from EN anyways so I don’t have to worry about that. But for the JPs I follow their vocabulary isn’t too complex, you can usually fill in the blanks yourself using context clues.
But I don’t really even watch full streams of JPs, the best moments get clipped and I just watch those.
Frankly, if you consistently watch full streams of more than one holo then you have way too much time on your hands and should get a hobby/job.

>>3020147
Copepost. Anything worth watching is already subbed. You would be much better off learning a skill you can actually make money off. Or a skill that you can turn into a productive hobby as opposed to watching anime and vtubers all day.
Your time wasted learning Japanese will be wasted anyways when translation AR glasses come out in 5-10 years

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:16:52 2021 No.3026462 >>3011112 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:18:42 2021 No.3026496 File: 40 KB, 1000x1000, Ezyvw8qVIAA-PY9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3018511 ngmi

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:22:52 2021 No.3026564 >>3012264 Ah, the burger and his obsession with race. Truly a primitive culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:23:47 2021 No.3026581 >>3011112 crisp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:25:12 2021 No.3026606 >>3018511 My fetish is only produced in bulk by japanese so I have an excuse

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:29:28 2021 No.3026659 >>3011112 Transjapanese are Japanese, bigot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:46:04 2021 No.3026913 >>3012264 >be anime girl >in a jap company >doesn't speak in moonrunes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 05:55:17 2021 No.3027027 File: 359 KB, 800x1000, 1618381395846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3011112 shark hands typed this post

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 06:17:46 2021 No.3027322 >>3010938 THEY ARE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 07:12:02 2021 No.3028017 Why are 4channers talking about wasted time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 07:13:20 2021 No.3028036 >>3027027 >Ame isn't Kisame

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 07:16:49 2021 No.3028091 >>3011112 Holy Based

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:21:08 2021 No.3032553
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>>3010938
So?
Gawr Gura is by far the most successful and Watson has 1+million subs, I don't think anyone gives a shit they're not fluent in moonrunes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:22:10 2021 No.3032580 >>3011112 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:22:24 2021 No.3032590 >>3016036 This is the DLC branch

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:22:26 2021 No.3032592 >>3010938 They can speak more japanese than any jp-larper from this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:26:42 2021 No.3032699 >>3010938 >EN >3/5 Thinly veiled pol thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:33:09 2021 No.3032855 >>3011112 this pasta can never be posted too much

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:39:40 2021 No.3033015

>>3010938
I'm glad they don't. It's already bad enough when they attempt to speak it so just please stop there. They also seem to cater more to any japs in their steams as in always responding or translating what they say, though that could be me being a schizo. It's very cringe hearing them attempt to pronounce anything of the language so let them stop here please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 10:56:59 2021 No.3033478 >>3011112 You have been holding that one in for a long time, haven't you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 11:59:40 2021 No.3035275 >>3010938 And they're the best ones. What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 12:03:01 2021 No.3035349 >>3011112 So incredibly based

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 12:30:56 2021 No.3036004

>>3026314
It’s not a copepost. Learning a foreign language is its own reward, especially when you live in a brainlet anglo country where everyone only knows one. There’s also a lot of nuances that go untranslated occaisionally due to translator laziness or simply because of cultural and structural differences between Japanese and English, so if you engage in any Japanese media through translations only you are objectively not getting a full experience.
Learning languages also sharpens your discipline and improves brain plasticity which makes learning other skills easier. That’s why bilingualism is always attractive on the resume, so unless you’re learning Klingon or some shit, learning a language will improve your economic prospects. And don’t expect functional auto translate glasses to come out anytime soon if ever, we might live in the future but we don’t live in Star Trek.

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 13:19:21 2021 No.3037229

>>3026314
Knowing another language even on a conversational level is useful for business. It can help you get employed depending on what you do. Of course that requires a level of proficiency you probably won't get from watching chuubas, but I wouldn't entirely discard it as a non-productive hobby. Mori and Ina aren't exactly proficient at it either and look where it got them. Translations are essentially free already but Google only gets you so far until you get shit on for being an obvious ESL / JSL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 16:31:25 2021 No.3041455 >>3016127 was it the numbers? or was it because half of holojp are lolicons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 16:34:20 2021 No.3041519 >>3018511 trusting a pasta cooked in an italian kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 16:35:31 2021 No.3041554 >>3019543 ame is more american than this entire board

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 16:37:34 2021 No.3041595 >>3020296 sugar lyric...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 16:44:05 2021 No.3041734 >>3032590 no, holostars and holoid are the dlc branches

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 17:07:46 2021 No.3042209 >>3012264 >Ina gets an Asian girl pass Everytime

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 18:00:02 2021 No.3043049 File: 1.90 MB, 426x320, Dab4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3011112

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 18:11:21 2021 No.3043325 >>3011112 Fpbp

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 18:15:47 2021 No.3043424

>>3036004
you're arguing with this jewish-puritanical abomination that is known as American. Spending effort into things you like when they don't make immediate profit is an absolutely haraam thing in their society. They can never rise above being ironic weebs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 18:16:11 2021 No.3043435 >>3018511 That's some weak motivation. Despite how right the pasta is, you should not let shit like that discourage you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 18:26:44 2021 No.3043658 >>3011112 Based. JSLs absolutely BTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 18:28:23 2021 No.3043694 >>3028036 kiSAME vs kisAME gura wins by 1 more letter

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:23:35 2021 No.3046118 >>3026314 >Tells other people learning languages they're coping Kill yourself, you monolingual subhuman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:32:13 2021 No.3046353 >>3013634 It's asians in general not just nips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:35:24 2021 No.3046460 File: 65 KB, 1068x601, 5AF3EE8E-0AD9-44D3-A06E-681CCB5CF767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3011112 But anon, learning it is just kinda fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:35:32 2021 No.3046472 >>3011112 If you speak horrible japanese you can still make it as an english teacher in japan. The government will be satisfied so long as the students can recite their ABCs after 4 years,

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:42:30 2021 No.3046683 File: 133 KB, 362x437, 1605884576255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3018511 bro why do you care what a bunch of randoms are saying on a chinese basketweaving forum

Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:44:33 2021 No.3046739

If you're American, Japanese is honestly one of the few languages worth learning. Pretty much every European speaks ESL and working with Chynamen sucks, so don't bother learning Mandarin. You're a cuck if you learn Spanish instead of making Paco learn English.

I had to learn German for college and studied Latin so well in high school that I placed fairly well on the National Latin Exam and barely remember either language.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:45:16 2021 No.3046763 >>3011112 >apologize for being white I'm pretty sure most of Hololive's EOP/ESL fanbase aren't white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:50:53 2021 No.3046914 >>3012381 Coco you dumb as fuck haaton

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:53:09 2021 No.3046979 File: 1.31 MB, 1637x1088, STOP Japanese.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3020147

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 20:57:08 2021 No.3047109 >>3011112 Hispanics are white, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 21:42:12 2021 No.3048824 >>3011112 there's no Jif peanut butter in Japan so I don't care

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 28 23:57:29 2021 No.3055034 >>3037229 dont bother, if it makes sense they wont listen The only reason Ina, Calli and Kiara know japanese is because they have business related things to do in Japan which made them learn the language

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:00:58 2021 No.3055164 >>3011112 I'm real happy for you, or I'm sorry that happened

Anonymous Thu Apr 29 00:10:59 2021 No.3055515

>>3037229
Easy, just work in FAANG. The offices speak english worldwide but knowing local languages is a big plus to your transfer applications. Bonus in JP is that you don't have to worry about joining a black company + you work normal 9-5 business hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 29 03:15:29 2021 No.3059722 >>3010938 japanese language skill is not a job qualification for hololive english branch read the fucking form

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