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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

Previous thread:>>30518729

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em.

>> No.30642401
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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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Story recap! There... were four story posted in the last thread.

Mommy issues: tags: Infantilism, Fauna, You:>>30529845

A Predator's Touch, The Days of Dreams (Arc Finale): Tags: Botan, Koyori, Polka, SFW, drama.:>>30553980

Life with a lion isn't easy y'know? Chapter 5: Tags: Botan, vanilla, SFW:>>30581588

Blowing off Stellar Steam: Tags: NSFW, Suisei, Anal:>>30595796

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

BEing a HoloX intern and being rape corrected by Laplus for being lazy:>>30531018

Going to see the Perseids. Fluff with some nature, cuddling, hot drinks.:>>30533591

Haato, still baffled that YT refuses to ban her, decides to begin testing how far she can go on stream, which goes from straight up masturbation ASMR (using your fingers) to sex ASMR (using your dick) before culminating with live streaming herself getting assfucked. She still does not get banned and is more successful than ever.:>>30534508

Bringing HoloMyth to a Death Grips live:>>30541317

gura finds a stallion and promptly begins worshiping his cock and balls.:>>30547330

Mori, scared of how everyone in Hololive is turning gay runs to the one person she’s certain is straight, Subaru. She wakes up tied to a bed as Subaru proceeds to let in other Holos to apply correction.:>>30563485

Did anyone ever end up writing that idea that was basically Myth bimbofying Mori except it was making her a girly girl?:>>30564138

Koyori researching whether the bird girls of hololive lay eggs or not.:>>30585383

Oh no! (You)r oshi didn't realize that the VR helmet they put on was actually a Neural Link and that they opened a VR H Game when doing a stream practice!:>>30585616

(You)r oshi being attacked and impregnated in the hololive office by Giger's Alien, and jilling themselves off to the thought of the chestburster inside them:>>30585762

Dying from lung cancer with Fubuki by your side and telling her you've never liked smoking at all, you just wanted to look cool in front of her.:>>30586335

Sex with bunny hags:>>30588497

You install a special virus onto Roboco's system that gradually makes her hornier and sluttier without her realizing.:>>30596205

Futanari OkaKoro give (You), a fan, a double bellyjob with the babies they impregnated each other with:>>30618263

After a meet and greet, Reine goes to a special secret VIP room and gets BDSM gangbanged by certain clients of Cover corp.:>>30636808

>> No.30643978

bump

>> No.30645608

>>30644894
You're right. I'll try and write something in the next couple of days.

>> No.30645944

>>30645608
How about a fic where you look Luna in the eyes, give her a big sloppy kiss then rip out her throat to suck out the sweet syrup that is her blood.

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>>30645944
Mel gets irresistibly lusty whenever she smells the scent of Luna in the air, that's why the two of them have never directly interacted.

>> No.30646567

>>30612297
>22k
I get that we’re a group of writers, but that is a very big 5%.

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Quick, cum inside it while it's deactivated!

>> No.30648928

>>30642349
>>30642361
>>30642491
>>30642644
I need to have bed breaking sex with her and suck Moona's nipples until they're as purple as her hair.

>> No.30650812

>>30647252
Must rock being that twitter guy and seeing that your silly little design is now integral to Ame.

>> No.30651381

>>30650812
>that twitter guy
H-Have you never heard of Walfie before?

>> No.30653379

if only

>> No.30653605

>>30653379
If only someone was lying down in bed, sweaty and breathless in a puddle of their own cum, cock still pointed skyward and harder than diamond after reading Blowing Off Stellar Steam...

>> No.30653729

>>30653605
what the hell he wasn't going to say that

>> No.30653907

>>30653729
Oh, really? I could have sworn it was on the tip of his tongue.

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>>30642401
Moona reveals to the rest of HoloID that the secret to her singing voice is regularly blowing BBC and swallowing

>> No.30654097

>>30653605
Anon that fic was decent smut but your low level edits for it haven't really changed the high level flaws.
I hope it's in a state you're happy for it to be in but its flaws weren't exactly stuff that can be fixed with that kind of editing.

>> No.30654199

>>30654097
Okay, I'll bite. What were the high level flaws?

>> No.30654279

>>30654035
Yeah, me

>> No.30654425

>>30654035
>moona's singing voice comes from smoking big british cock
Getting in touch with her colonial roots

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This woman needs correction

>> No.30654586

>>30654531
Damn I wish I had some Mi Goreng right now

>> No.30654695

>>30654425
Indonesia was a Dutch colony, though...

>> No.30654751

>>30654695
>expecting a burger to know that

>> No.30654904

>>30636808
I just noticed, those shoes are freaking sweet. Also, I love the Udin sticker referencing Ollie's new drip.

>>30639603
There's a web manga, that's not nothing.

>> No.30654925

>>30654751
I thought this was a South East Asian Basket Weaving Forum?

>> No.30655434

>>30654199
You know how I compared it to 'High Density Comet' last time. It's the same kind of, for lack of better words, "story type" where the fic is basically an excuse/reason for the sex scene and basically (for me at least) falls prey to the same pitfalls of 'main character's dialogue not feeling right' thus leading to the 'main course' of the smut not really landing due to that awkwardness (at least for me).
The Smut's well written but given that the setup of a pre-show hookup is kind of core to that fic's entire concept it's not really something that can be fixed in the drydock called editing without doing the kind of overhaul that would be tantamount to a redo.

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>>30642401
Miko's stress keep piling up, and she can't find a way to deal with it. It's starting to seriously affect her work. Until one morning where all that built up tension cause her to trip and fall. By chance, someone manages to catch her just in time. In that instant, she feels the pressure releasing, as if a valve suddenly opened. She thanks the stranger and quickly run away.
At the end of the day, her manager messages her telling her that she're glad she finally found a way to deal with her stress. Confused, Miko asks what she meant by this, and her manager, a bit surprised, replies that Miko looked way more calm and focused during her stream, back to her old self. Now confused, the idol explains that she didn't do anything special. Not wanting to let this opportunity go to waste, the manager pushes Miko to tell her about her day, determined to find something, anything. They both get into a call to make this quicker, and after an hour, are left a bit puzzled. Nothing different seems to have happened. Until Miko mention tripping in the street, which immediatly catches the manager's attention. You see, Miko suffers from a condition, and dealing with that takes a good part of the day. It involves messing with the schedules of pretty much everyone at Cover Corp, but also lots of planning around commuting. The job description is simple: "Keep a distance of at least 2 meters between Miko and any male." After a lot of therapy, hospital trips and research, this is the only way they found that keeps the idol in a positive mood. Any exception to that rule will instantly send her into a rage that usually last a few days. During that time, she can't stream, can't practice, can't even talk with her manager. She spends her days stress eating, lying in her bed, and posting in anonymous mysoginist communities online.
This is why the manager starts slowly trying to get more details about the tripping. Miko immediatly answers that she gets hugs from her collegues all the time, and that they have catch her from time to time, since she is a bit of a klutz. Knowing smomething is off, the manager sets up a trap by asking Miko how cute was her savoir, maybe she just fell in love with a tall blonde. As expected, she starts stuttering a bit, and seems confused that you think her savoir is a girl. Cutting her, the manager asks Miko if that person was a male. Suddenly, Miko leaves the call.
After all these times you finally saw the light at the end of the tunnel. This was going to be a long and hard road, but there is no way that you're going to miss this opportunity. Even if it goes against Miko's wishes at first, your job is to fix her. After all, idols are about growth, even if it's scary and painful, right?

I know I switched from she to you for the manager, I can't be bothered rewriting that. The main idea here is Miko overcoming her need of control and misandry through surrendering herself, body and mind, to males. This can include sex or not, my initial idea was to make the "psychological" version of lesbian getting straightened, through the more positive angle of self-acceptance. Something like Miko's insecurities manifesting as a need for control on everything. This clashes with her view that men are "in control" in general, which isn't an intellectual view but something that is part of who she is, and she can't change it. The two mix with denial and fear to create her misandry.
"This sounds like something an incel would write" The main character is female, and the story is about her. Men are used as obstacles and opportunities for growth, which will in the end benefit her. You can say that men "win" in the end because she admits she needs them, but the whole point here is to go beyond that idea of who wins and who loses, a zero sum game, to what can you both win by cooperating, a positive sum game. You can even expand the analysis through game theory with the Prisoner's dilemma and tit for tat strategies, where taking a risk by cooperating can have a huge payoff. Miko is the one acting like an incel here, and the story shows that she's wrong.

>> No.30656120

>>30653605
Too bad it's not a nut worthy fic.

>> No.30656147

>>30655943
what the hell

>> No.30656173

>>30655434
Sucks to hear that, bro, but your "at least for me"s don't translate to objective criticism.
Suisei is an extremely difficult character to pin down because of her lack of social quirks.
There's 60+ Suisei fics in the archive and not a-one of them is what I'd call an accurate depiction, but that's okay, because I don't go looking for perfection.
I'd say you need to pad yourself with an extra layer of suspension of disbelief, because otherwise you aren't going to be able to enjoy fics involving her to the fullest.

>> No.30656256

>>30655943
>She spends her days stress eating, lying in her bed, and posting in anonymous mysoginist communities online.
Think you mean misandrist, sonny

>> No.30656371

>>30656256
I do, thanks

>> No.30656388

>>30656173
He isn't wrong though, it doesn't feel organic as much as it is "this is a sex fic so then they fuck"

>> No.30656405

>>30655943
Wait... what? Miko is cured from her condition of having to always be 2 metres apart from a male by being caught by a male who is a stranger but is actually her manager?
Anon at this point you may as well write this yourself, you seem to have the whole thing planned out in your head far better than our writers can imagine.

>> No.30656468

>>30656173
>There's 60+ Suisei fics in the archive and not a-one of them is what I'd call an accurate depiction
You say that like you've read them all.

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>>30656173
>because of her lack of social quirks

>> No.30656587

>>30656405
See this is the issue, I have very specific ideas about the themes and meaning, but I suck at writing fiction so I have no idea how to convey that properly through a story

>> No.30656723

>>30656524
I don't think the BR monkey has ever watched a hololive stream.

>> No.30656755

>>30656587
Better to try than not to try anon.
You aren't exactly going to get better at writing fiction without practice

>> No.30656763

>>30656468
The fuck? Are you trying to imply 60+ is some kind of difficult goal? I read almost everything that gets posted here.
My favourite Suisei fic has always been Gloves Off
>>30656524
Spoken social quirks, anyway; most of the defining mannerisms I can think of are found in what she does rather than what she says
>>30656388
Yes, "this is a sex fic" was the goal

>> No.30656894

>>30656587
Gotta start somewhere, because I wouldn't even know where to with this prompt because of how confusing it is. Miko has a condition where if she enters a two metre radius of a male she will end up stressed. Then she falls into the arms of a stranger and the stress is gone. As it turns out, the stranger was a male. Am I correct so far? Now where does the manager come in?

>> No.30656982

>>30656755
I don't want to get better at writing fiction, I want to read a story that has those themes.

>>30656894
You're correct. The manager is here to push her to try this more, but after thinking about it, isn't really necesary, she could do this herself

>> No.30656990

>>30656894
Maybe manager is a cuck who enjoys seeing Miko get together with strangers to satisfy her urges

>> No.30657066

>>30656763
Okay.
I have to ask at this point.
What was so bad about the fic previously that the response from the thread made you have a minor breakdown and re-edit it?

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>>30656763
>I read almost everything that gets posted here.
>>21311644

>> No.30657395

>>30657066
He had that rather melodramatic breakdown because this was the first time I was almost exclusively negative towards something he produced.
>>30657241
Fuck is this?

>> No.30657672

>>30657395
Anon I was there in the thread, the response to that fic was pretty much.
"Good smut, Sketchy Suisei Characterization".
I have no clue what's going on in their head given that their self given list of changes >>30634517 was mostly from the smut side.

>> No.30658172

>>30657672
You've got the wrong end of the entirely wrong stick there, pal. Thread's reaction had nothing to do with it. I, the commissioner, pissed in his cereal over the fic. My issues revolved around the frequent use of rhetorical questions and "proverbs" in the narrative and Suisei's inconsistent personality - namely, that schizophrenic flip to shy, then back to dominant.

>> No.30658595

Holotourismo doko...

>> No.30658663

>>30658172
Oh.
If that's the case then why'd you pay him and let it be released at that point? Seems like you'd be within your rights as a commisioner to get it revised before that.

>> No.30659200

>>30658663
footage of pekofag releasing their story thinking it was perfect before the commissioner actually read it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIZneWRGxZ8

>> No.30659450

>>30658663
Good question, and I'm having trouble figuring out the answer myself. I suppose it was simply because I fall asleep shortly before he wakes up, so when I read the fic before bed I just thought "it's not to my liking but there's no dealbreakers so he can go ahead and post it and i'll take the L, because perhaps the thread will enjoy it."
TL;DR my fault

>> No.30660668

>>30658595
Man, at this rate I need to call up my shrink to order a fresh batch of adderall and take a week off of work for an amphetamine-fueles WIP-completing binge so I get caught up.

Sadly my current project is getting out of hand (just like my writing) and suffering from scope creep every time I find new rust.

>> No.30660831

I think I'm having more fun imagining stories in my head than actually writing them

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clussy

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>>30660831
Same here, it's because scenarios are so much easier to play out in your head. You don't need to define every single word and sentence when imagining a story and you can skip over explaining the stuff you already know, to yourself.

>> No.30663707

A question since I can't find anything about it and my police informants are asleep; would it be considered a conflict of interest if a member of a SWAT entry team was a fan of Hololive when the situation took place in COVER HQ and involved the talents?

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>>30663707
The case could be made, but unless the SWAT member is worried about it I don't think anyone else would be

>> No.30664710

>>30663707
I imagine it could potentially lead to them becoming emotionally compromised if something happened to the talents during the operation.

>> No.30665862

>>30642401
Sana anal voring the rest of the council using her “black hole” before she graduates since they wanted to stay with her

>> No.30665906

>>30663871
>>30664710
Alright. Thanks.

>> No.30666420

>>30663707
There's no conflict of interest outside of court lmao wtf are you on about

t. lawyer

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>>30657672
The changes were actually primarily in the "bossy Suisei" and "Shy Suisei", the rest was minor stuff. So the changes were, in fact, primarily focused on her personality. The smut was already sufficient, just the characterization that wasn't.

>>30657066
When I finished writing the fic, I had a feeling it wasn't all that special. The thread confirmed that, but I was pretty much " ok, thread doesn't like it but so long as commissioner does, it doesn't matter ". Then came the long feedback text in my mail that evening and the rest is history. The thread had no involvement in how I felt.

>> No.30669569

>>30668571
>sufficient
And you want a man to have a Festival of Sensation or Lies Come To Light level cum over "sufficient"?

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>>30669569
I want a man to cum!

I had a feeling it was bland but at the time I didn't know exactly how bad it was, so when I got the go ahead to post it, I just did.

>> No.30670507

>>30595796
Didn't read the earlier version and don't watch Suisei, so I didn't bring much emotional attachement or expectations about personality into this. Not freeing the comet's mini milkers is a bit of a shame, but I liked it anyway.

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>trying to write fluff despite being a hermit loser who has no clue how people talk to their friends and loved ones

>> No.30673737

>>30648928
hot

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>>30672161
>Reading fluff and feeling even more alone than before

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Bump

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>>30642401
Getting trapped in the Gen 5 cuddle pile

>> No.30682935

>>30669919
I came so hard over it my hips were twitching for a few seconds afterwards and I forgot what reality was. God bless.

>> No.30684689

>>30642401
Mio giving (You) a spanking correction.

>> No.30685006

>>30642401
(You) giving Mio a spanking correction.

>> No.30685033

>>30679383
Boring

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Imagine

>> No.30689786

>>30689628
I do, all too frequently. Now they're stuck on my mind and I hate it.

>> No.30690010

>>30689628
We really need a fic about punching Shion in the stomach.

>> No.30690052

>>30690010
Could probably include it in Credit Where It's Due somewhere, actually.

>> No.30690228

>>30679383
soft

>> No.30691658

>>30690052
Include breath play too onegai.

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>>30689628
>Threesome with Coco and Shion
>Coco keeps showing up the waif, low stamina Shion until she gives up and stops taking part
I like cunny and all, but God that'd be hot

>> No.30693670

>>30642401
Every Holo who has a Sololive misread their contract and didn’t realise they were signing up to let their fans she them.

>> No.30693961

>>30693670
She them he her

>> No.30694109

>>30678006
Whore

>> No.30694460

>>30678006
I'm going to cum down that crack just to watch her disgusted face as she feels my hot cum dripping down her ass

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>>30669919
If it makes you feel any better I came to both versions.
I do think version two is better, although I'm not sure why you chose to cut off the entire section about getting her top off, since I didn't think it was problematic before.
The smut was hot and well done. It's nigh impossible to nail down how Suisei (or honestly most Holos) would act in this situation, so the characterization is already going to be an uphill battle nonetheless, and if you wanted to be more in-character, you'd need to write much, much more to justify her actions. So ultimately I think you did a pretty good job.

>> No.30696704

Whatever happened to that Lui one shot where you date her and get to know her "daughter" La+?

I remember being posted on /hag/ but couldn't find it anymore

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>>30682935
>>30696291
That's very poggers, thanks for reading. I hope you cum again!

>>30696291
I was requested to change the scene to clothed sex after release. That was actually always the plan but he forgot to tell me beforehand. Honestly, in my opinion, the whole thing was pretty messy and I didn't like how there was two scenes of trying to undress her, it made describing stuff very complicated, at least in my eyes, so I was fine with deleting it all. I do agree that I love some itty bitty Suisey tiddies though.

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>>30696860
Adding on, the two scenes of undressing her were entirely on me, I don't know what I was thinking. Probably something like "she wouldn't have enough time to get her dress back on if I take it off" aka the plague of realism that always affects my fics.

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>>30696988
BUT I BACKTRACKED ON IT ANYWAY SO IT WAS POINTLESS!

I really need to wait a few seconds before posting.

>> No.30697104

>>30696291
>although I'm not sure why you chose to cut off the entire section about getting her top off,
I asked him to. Forgot to mention I wanted clothes off, and since I never saw it in progress, I only found out seeing the finished product. Big mistake on my part, and I did pay extra for fixing it.

>>30670507
I've got the original version backed up as well, given they're massively different in tone and one's got clothes-off sex. There is a section about mini-milkers.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQp3xEbc2ZbiX6pCml9Lvo7GCux98BAJFru7wvoB-B0biezQB_e8FPsoCH9itSKwg0tMhU8OngiEk7Z/pub

'Course, if Pekoanon wants it gone, it goes bye-bye.

>> No.30697370

>>30697104
>if Pekoanon wants it gone, it goes bye-bye
Anon... you just gave anyone who wants, a chance, and a reason to back it up. How is it going to "go bye-bye" now?

>> No.30697519

>>30697370
There was a chance to back it up on release, too; it was moreso in case he wants to host it himself. Be a shame to lose the second version as it caters to different tastes. Not mine, but others may enjoy the clothes-off sex more.

>> No.30697542

>>30697519
>the second version
first version* derr

>> No.30697578

>>30697104
Who's name is that on the middle of the fic? Is that PF's doxx info?

>> No.30697674

>>30697578
Nice try, made me look

>> No.30697742
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30697742

>>30697674
Wasn't a try if it worked eh?

>> No.30697830

>>30697742
Caught me, you cheeky bugger

>> No.30697910
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>>30697830
That's whacha get for posting kuro history

>> No.30698043

>>30697910
I suppose. But whilst it didn't align with my own tastes, others have clearly expressed interest in it. I don't think you've got anything to be ashamed of, especially since several people have cum like a broken fire hydrant to it already.

>> No.30698096

>>30697578
>>30697674
>>30697742
>>30697830
>>30697910
just fuck already

>> No.30698223

>>30697910
Thank you for this webm.

>> No.30698300
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>>30698096
Our relationship is just business. No, the fact that I technically made him cum several times does not matter.

>> No.30698406

>>30698300
I feel rejected, somehow.

>> No.30698479

>>30698300
yeah miko said the same about suisei but we all know she wants to dive headfirst into that blue minge

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>>30698406
It's a Micomet thing. Just like their relationship is also "just business"

>> No.30699198

>>30698530
Oh, I see!

I don't have access to my reaction folder anymore so just imagine a smug watame here

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>>30699198
Watame posting is exclusive to me, ESPECIALLY the smug ones

>> No.30699449

>>30699322
That's not a smug sheep, that's an incredibly lewd one.
I only just remembered Watame is actually a woman and not just a bundle of fluff, and that she's smoking hot, too

>> No.30699571

>>30697104
>Suisei slowly turned her gaze towards you, her fingers were trailing above her navel, softly brushing at her skin. “Aren’t you curious what it would feel like to have sex with an idol?” YES

I laughed. That was random.

>> No.30699673

>>30699571
Ah, smokes, I thought I had taken out all of the comments I left during the editing process. Cheers for posting that.

>> No.30699760

>>30699673
I figured that was the case.

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>>30699449
It's actually pretty hard to find decent Watame lewds.

>> No.30700139

>>30699968
https://files.catbox.moe/86sekd.jpg
This is probably the hottest Watame lewd I can find.

>> No.30700204

>>30700139
That's pretty fucking lewd, anon. Good taste.

>> No.30700238

>>30700139
>black guy
and you say you don't have an interracial fetish

>> No.30700325

>>30700238
Oh, >>30700139 isn't me. I'm >>30700204. But I don't care about the skin colour. I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out actually

>> No.30700643

>>30700238
Bruh, the dude's skin is pitch black. I doubt it's a race thing.

>> No.30700738

>>30700139
I liked sweaty women, but she looks like a bucket of water was poured on her instead of sweat

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>>30700139
I'm not a fan of the overly messy sex art styles outside of Teaching Feeling. My favorite lewd is a futa one but let's see... hmm... let me check my Watame library.

Hm. Nothing amazing but probably this one

>> No.30700972

>>30700855
Holy fucking moly. I love that "presenting" position she's in and her embarrassed but keen facial expression.

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>>30700855

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>>30700990
Classic one

>> No.30701160

>>30701095
Perfect for anal prone bone.

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>>30701095

>> No.30701194

>>30701160
This guy gets it.

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>>30701173

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>>30701206

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>>30701253
Last one to not get too spammy.

Do you ever think about the fact that sharing lewds is basically a competition to get each other hard?

>> No.30701395

>>30701317
Nope, never have. Does that thought turn you on?

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>>30701395
Not by itself. I'm more of a "thanks for helping me cum" posts enjoyer

>> No.30701640

>>30701554
Always thought you found that gross, actually. Will remember that for the future.

>> No.30701653

>Another thread ruin due to pekofaggot
Jesus Christ. What’s the point.

>> No.30701692

>>30701653
You forgot his enabler as well. Which is sad because this thread was slow and comfy.

>> No.30701707

>>30701653
Thread's not even halfway done yet. Go away.

>> No.30701768

>>30701640
Well, it was a bit weird at first when you went into detail but I got used to it.

>>30701692
You have 200 posts to go.

>> No.30702159

>>30701653
Wait until they do this shit all night. That faggot and his simps can't help themselves shitting up the general.

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Feels good to be able to nut twice to a story you yourself wrote on the same day. I know my own fetishes best, after all.

>> No.30703840

>>30703162
A simple mind is needed to enjoy your own works.

>> No.30703986
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30703986

>>30703162
Same here, but I also don't think anyone else is gonna write "Your sister Ollie comes back to life a week after her death and breaks into your house because she only has the faintest of memories about who you are and assumes the love she has for you is romantic, so when she becomes infatuated over how warm your body is she rapes you" anyway

>> No.30705586
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30705586

>>30642401
Nene nipple-play

>> No.30706534

>>30701653
>30 posts of these fuckers jerking eachother off
Its annoying but it could be worse

>> No.30706764

>>30706534
Excuse me, I'll have you know we didn't even get to start on the jerking off bit

>> No.30707610

>>30701095
>that slight peek into the groin area
Hnngh... Damn sheep, seducing a proud Welshman...

>> No.30708227

>>30701692
I think the enablers are worse at this point. They bring him up every chance they get.

>> No.30708309

>>30708227
i think retards metaposting is worse, you're like the niggers in korone's chat telling greys to shut up about her sleep habits

>> No.30708365

>>30701095
I bet her feet are cold and soft...

>> No.30708475

>>30708309
What's the alternative? Just stay silent and let this celebrity bullshit become an accepted part of these threads?

>> No.30708809

>>30707610
As a half New Zealander, it is rather hard to resist...

>> No.30708814

>>30708475
It already is, now get to sucking

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>>30708475
Why does it bother you so much?

>> No.30709147

>>30708814
No. I will never accept this.

>> No.30709347

>>30708475
ignore it you fucking shitbird

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>> No.30711918

>>30711895
What is she thinking about?

>> No.30712008

>>30711918
What she needs to do to get a good fic made with her.

>> No.30712022

>>30711918
Sex with me, who is not the man she married

>> No.30712086

>>30712022
Explains the concerned expression. "Is it normal if I don't feel it going in?"

>>30712008
Speak less Japanese

>> No.30712174

>>30712086
>"Is it normal if I don't feel it going in?"
Yeah, her husband told it was. I showed her otherwise

>> No.30712298

>>30712174
[Witty reply about small reproductive organ]

>> No.30712449

>>30712008
the ESL in this post makes me groan

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>>30712449
Who the fuck cares, sex with chuubas unites all nations of the world

>> No.30713535

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I didn't know what a prolapse is before reading your time is gonna come and got curious why people say that shit is nasty so I read the story and searched it up and now I find it kinda hot even though it's so fucked up
Fuck you, whoever wrote that series, I don't need this fetish in my life FUCK

>> No.30713618

>>30713535
Prolapses are the puking version of anal.

Actually... wait. No.

>> No.30713636

>>30713618
the fuck you on about?

>> No.30713728

>>30713636
I don't know

>> No.30713792

>>30713618
>>30713636
I should clarify that it's only the pussy prolapse that can be erotic sometimes, depending on the artist, and definitely not that IRL shit. Anal prolapse also depends, but anything too disgusting don't do it for me

>> No.30713814

>>30713618
The most generous interpretation to this statement I can think of is that a prolapse is like vomiting in that it show weakness and vulnerability while being something you shouldn't really see.

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>>30713535
>now I find it hot

>> No.30713938

>>30713818
she's not actually crying over the miso soup, no

she's crying because she knows what's coming when anon gets his hands on her ass

>> No.30713961

>>30713814
I was thinking more like "a prolapse is the anal fetish equivalent of being into puking in terms of grossness" and honestly I think I stand by that, even if it possibly doesn't make sense

>> No.30714063

>>30713961
Hmmmmmmmmm...

You're wrong.

>> No.30714112

>>30713938
Do you think deep down Mio was severely hurt by the miso soup comment?

>> No.30714330

>>30714112
probably yes. coming to bear with your personal limitations is never easy. she's in a job where you shine brighter the more broad appeal your personality has, and mio's stuck with niche appeal

>> No.30714597

>>30714112
Probably not severely. At the time she was struggling with streaming solo so it should've been a confidence boost.

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>>30714330
Broad appeal created chumbuds.
Mio's perfect as-is.

>> No.30714887

>>30714817
Post superchats and membership

>> No.30714920

>>30714817
k cool story bro

>> No.30715188

>>30714887
>>30714920
Oh shut up, you know I'm right.

>> No.30715489

>>30715188
no i don't, nor do i care what your opinion on chumpedos or miofags are. i simply answered the original question in as thoughtful a manner as i could, and then here's you barging in with an opinion unrelated to the discussion when nobody asked

nice membership and donos btw

>> No.30715647

>>30715489
What the fuck do memberships and supas have to with liking Mio?

>> No.30715679

>>30715647
lmao we got a mouthy greyname here

>> No.30715734

>>30715647
>he doesn't support his oshi
Then you're not a fan, and certainly not someone worth listening to.

>> No.30715800

>>30715647
You said "Mio can stay niche" but being niche doesn't pay the bills. That's why post superchats otherwise you can't be entitled to such an opinion

>> No.30715966

>>30715679
>>30715734
>>30715800
Please explain to me how asking for supas and membership is a valid response to "Mio's perfect as-is" it doesn't make any sense.

>> No.30715984

>>30715800
>>30715966

>> No.30716608
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>>30715800
>being niche doesn't pay the bills.

>> No.30716696

>>30715800
Then post ad revenue and sponsorships money.
Donations are peanuts for actual YouTube revenue.

>> No.30716775

>>30715984
But superchats are such a poor metric because jewtube and cover get a cut. Holos make most of their money on merch with the exception of Coco and Whoreshia.

>> No.30717013

If you don't have merch or didn't send multiple akas, keep strong opinions to yourself.

>> No.30717142

if you waste any amount of money on vtubers keep strong opinions to yourself.

>> No.30717165

>>30717013
100% this. if you're not supporting your oshi, then you have no right to an opinion on what she or anyone else does.

>> No.30717207

Tbqh I like the NND style of VOD service where you get a 5 minute sample of the video beforehand then get told to fuck off if you're not a member

>> No.30717438

>>30717207
I like the scrolling comments on NND videos.

>> No.30717480

>>30717438
I don't, that shit's fucking aids. Good thing they let you turn it off or I'd be outta there

>> No.30717523

Writing?

>> No.30717539

>>30717523
Shut the fuck up and post your membership length now.

>> No.30717567

>>30717523
no. only paypigging.

>> No.30717736

>>30717480
Get filtered.

>> No.30717740

>>30717523
This is a vtuber board sir, not a writing one

>> No.30717777

>>30717736
Can you read, you filthy subhuman ape-creature?

>> No.30717965

>>30717777
Wasted quads on a retard who gets filtered by floating words.

>> No.30717971

>>30717777
quads of power, anon is now an indog

>> No.30718002

>>30717965
Take your shit taste to the vshojo thread where it belongs.

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>> No.30718409

Aren't a member that watches membership streams, and a dick who downloads them for free, ultimately the same thing?

>> No.30718446

>>30718409
one of them got ripped off.

>> No.30718651

>>30717523
I'm doing that. Please be entertained by the posse of paypigs and poorfags in the meantime.

>> No.30718660

>>30718002
>pure soul is now considered shit
I hate zoomers like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.30718703

>>30718660
>pure shit is considered pure soul
I hate zoomers like you wouldn't believe.

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>>30717523
tomorrow

>> No.30718786

Ugh, guys, I was just in agony. The shit I just took, I swear, my arsehole's on fire. Gotta wonder why faggots like pekofag endorse anal sex. I wouldn't be surprised if my acid shit burned a few extra millimetres in anus diameter.

Any fics for this feel?

>> No.30718959

>>30718703
You had to be there zoomie zoom.

>> No.30718969

>>30718786
Normally anal sex doesn't hurt like that, unless you're one of the freakazoids who sctually fell for the lemon juice lube meme 20 years ago. It actually feels quite pleasant.

>> No.30719006

>>30718969
the fucking what

>> No.30719048

>>30718969
>It actually feels quite pleasant.
It really doesn't, it's like taking a shit in reverse. Very weird

>> No.30719089

>>30718446
Sounds extremely painful

>> No.30719203

>>30719048
Sort of? There's no pleasure receptors in your butthole but it's the burning sensation and the eroticism of the situation which make it great. Not to mention if you tense your glutes afterwards, you can feel the warm semen squish around inside you.

>> No.30719664

>>30719203
>Sort of?
That's how it felt to me at least
>you can feel the warm semen squish around inside you
This part and the cumming is nice, the rest not so much

>> No.30721035

>>30717523
I lose motivation to write whenever the thread goes to shit. It makes me think, “THESE are the people I’m spending hours upon hours writing for?”
>Write for yourself
Yeah, I am to a certain degree, but if I was writing purely for my own satisfaction I wouldn’t post my stories to the thread at all.

>> No.30721080

>>30721035
When thread quality dips it's usually a good idea to just close the tab and come back later.

>> No.30721111

>>30721035
Sucks to suck, sunshine. If it makes you feel any better, nobody will notice if you leave.

>> No.30721296

>>30719664
Femanon?

>> No.30721542

>>30721035
Stories get 200+ views pretty easily, even with people opening them multiple times the majority of readers is very likely not behind any post you'd consider shit. It's just bias because the people actually posting here, especially those that get a reaction out of you, are more present in thought.
And to be honest, I wouldn't judge people too harshly based on their 4chan posts - and not just because one can't know who wrote what posts for the most part. People tend to behave much worse in their 4chan posts than they actually are.

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>>30721035
For what it's worth, I haven't partaken in any of the discussion happening in the last 50 posts or so. It's up to you to decide if the fact that they are trolls/larpers is better or worse.

>> No.30722824

>>30712022
>the man she married
Yeah, (Me)

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>>30715489
Wash that mouth before you talk about my adorable barfing wolf wife.

>> No.30723581

>>30722824
Your wife is cucking you with that anon. What are you going to do?

>> No.30723707

>>30723581
Nothing. I asked her to do it

>> No.30723749

>>30723707
In that case I'd expect you to at least jack off to it, or something

>> No.30723895

>>30723749
She banned me from doing that until she comes home and reports what she's done after a session. It's up to her whim whether I get to release or not any given day

>> No.30724067

>>30723895
...
Are you the same anon from months back that wanted an akirose netorase fic?

>> No.30724273

>>30723196
Nice. Did you get the hoodie?

>> No.30724416

>>30723895
based cuckchad

>> No.30724795

>>30724067
Yeah, I can't very well ignore getting baited like that.
I've got two fics to release in a matter of days by the way, finally got back to the grind after months of life shit got in the way. Maybe one day I'll clear up the queue enough to write some NTS myself. It'll never hit as hard or as fresh as someone else's work though.

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>>30724273
Of course.
The fact it's a "one size fits all" is concerning though because if the other holo hoodies I got are any indication, they're made with people with spaghetti arms in mind. I don't dig the wetsuit look especially when any movement causes some concerning fabric-y noises. Cover please realize you're selling to burgers too...

>> No.30725586

>>30725174
fatchama...

>> No.30725647

>>30725174
I chickened out when I saw the price bit hopefully it turns out well. From my experience, Hololive merch is always good quality even if shipping takes ages.

>> No.30726662

>>30725586
Man... I'm not gonna say I'm a sticc but I'm not that fat either. But I had a friend of mine who's like 170lbs and pretty fit try it on and he had the same experience. Lift even a little and the sleeves are a tight fit.

>>30725647
As far as Holo merch goes I thought the price was actually pretty good, but that's due to the fact the JPY crashed some 30% vs the USD over the last year so it made things cheaper for me. And I'm used to preordering figurines over a year in advance sometimes so the waiting times don't bother me as much anymore.

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30727144

Finally caught up to the latest chapter of Present Day Present Time.
It's great. Don't really know what else to say that I haven't said for any of its previous chapters, it's good smut with great fetish content and descriptions.
Honestly the only thing I have to say is that there's kind of a series fatigue setting in for me. I understand that the series is the shameless impregnation/pregnancy smut fic but the format is kind of getting old and the lack of plot is effectively bringing into question why this is all in the same series. It's hot don't get me wrong but I think this series needs to get to the end of itself or try and reinvent itself via having more variety for the sex scenes (i.e not just home impregnation/pregnancy sex)

>> No.30728064

>>30721296
No

>> No.30729676
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>Man my brain is full of ideas! I should get these down when I come home!
>Get home
>Masturbate for 2 hours, cum, shower and go to bed without writing a word
Need to set up a fleshlight on a piston under my desk or some shit

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Don't forget to have fun.

>> No.30730969

>>30727144
That feline loves eating people

>> No.30731075

>>30727144
Writing it, I definitely feel the fatigue too although next chapter will be plot centric. Then after that I think I only have Watame and Lui left until I finish the series with oyakodon. I've been thinking about having a chapter about the niji hags but I don't know much about them.

>> No.30731115

>>30731075
If you ever do one about Niji hags, PLEASE do one about Toko.

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30731674

>>30731115
>Suisei will never pimp you out to her sex-starved hag friend

>> No.30732156

>>30731115
Smelly hairy hag pussy

>> No.30732347

>>30731115
She's cute. The idea I have at the moment is that (You) play a game of mahjong against Sanbaka then sex happens. Not sure about Lize but I know Ange is a hag as well.

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30732461

Random Story Time!
Get a random story off of the archive and share your thoughts.
I'll start
>Shark Imouto
A short NSFW fic about Gura jacking You off into a magic cum jar.
It's decently well written for how short it is, with some good description and dialogue. Still it is rather short and is basically a concept made into a short fic. Overall pretty decent for what it is.

>> No.30732770

>>30732461
Yeah why not. I never do these.
>Life in the Sunshine State
Still as funny as the one in Canada. Over the top dumb shit gets a giggle out of me.

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>>30732461
>Sorry, the file you have requested has been deleted.

>> No.30733148

Wait is it just me or is the random story button gone?

>> No.30733257

>>30733148
Works on my machine

>> No.30733271

>>30733148
You literally just saw two people above you using it

>> No.30733310

>>30733068
What was it?
It could still be a fic in the hard archive.

>> No.30733352

>>30733271
I thought the might have just closed their eyes and chose because I don't see it anymore.

>> No.30733366

>>30733310
Waterfall of Love (And Blood) Ch.1
weirdly enough, chapter 1 was deleted but chapter 2 wasn't

>> No.30733600

>>30732461
>A Sheep's Warmth
Short and sweet. Could be better, the portrayal of (You)r emotions is a bit too one-dimensional I think, you could add something like anger at your collegues, at something, and switch between that and self-depreciation.
There's no justification given for why Watame loves (You) and so it feels a bit fake to me, too easy. I don't know if it's a genuine issue with the fic or with me.

>> No.30733699

>>30732461
>>30733600
Also, reading stories on pastebin is a pain (open the raw, change the pre tag to a p tag, use the Sakura CSS bookmarklet)

>> No.30733787

>>30733366
Well.
It's still up in the hard archive at least.
Also, they're really needs to be like a dead link but hard archived system.
Maybe have AA maintain a list of fics with deadlinks and have the archive redirect to a rentry that says the following fics have deadlinks but are hard archived if you are the original author contact me, etc.

>> No.30734161

>>30732461
>Everyday Someday
Made me realize that shuba would make for a poor partner even if she's walking sex.
Pretty cute and decently well-done arc, if a bit contrivedly resolved, I'd be interested in reading more by this guy. Also made me recall my distaste for giant block paragraphs though.

>> No.30734533
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>>30732461
>Towa's Punching Bag
There's not much specific to Towa here, you could make the same fic with pretty much any chuuba and it would still work. Lots of repetitions for a text this small, the abuse is very basic and only physical. I don't want to call it bad, but it isn't really good.

>> No.30734575

>>30721035
Happens whenever the attentionwhores strikes.

>> No.30735246

>>30732461
>Pomufication
Not very good. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke or serious.

>> No.30735799

>>30735246
After reading it too... If it was a joke then it's not that funny to me. If it was made seriously then it's like someone explained the 'horror elements' of become content to them, which they then used rather poorly like a blunt object alongside the gauche use of zalgo text.
Then again the scenario it was working with wasn't exactly prime horror material either way so it's not like the author had much in the way of options.

>> No.30735874

>>30732461
> Golden Duck
Not really that much into reading so didn't do the whole thing. The writing isn't very verbose and has a couple grammar errors. Doesn't really feel like Subaru, feels more like that one girl from Rent your Girlfriend that actually looks like Subaru.

>> No.30735933

>>30735799
>Then again the scenario it was working with wasn't exactly prime horror material either way so it's not like the author had much in the way of options.
I don't know, some lamyfication fics are better than that. I don't know if it's fully horror, but non consensual transformation can be pretty good

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30736375

>>30733787
I have been mulling the possibility of altering the script I used to create the offline archive to be fully automated so I can run it once a month or so. But I had two issues -

1) Title/tag sanitation - I had to parse through the 800 or so stories in the first version just to make sure tags wouldn't cause issues with the file system when downloaded because there are lots of characters that aren't accepted in a file name. I'm absolute dogshit with Regex so I had some characters replaced automatically, stragglers were done manually.

2) I had to download more than a dozen stories manually because they were shared as Google docs and not published, plus all the images etc., although the latter can probably be included in the script as well. But the odd publishing sites were the most difficult ones to get around to.

Doing it once a month can give us a better idea of what stories got pulled through the log, too.

>> No.30736680

>>30736375
>Title/tag sanitation - I had to parse through the 800 or so stories in the first version just to make sure tags wouldn't cause issues with the file system when downloaded because there are lots of characters that aren't accepted in a file name. I'm absolute dogshit with Regex so I had some characters replaced automatically, stragglers were done manually.
Generate yourself the filenames, for example hash the content of the story, and store somewhere the relation between filenames and titles/tags

>> No.30737946

>>30736680
But that's how it is, if you look at the hard archive file list. The file names are derived from the titles and include the tags, with the exception of prohibited characters. Like "Clowns are happy, right?" is simply called "Clowns are happy, right" in the filename.

I guess ultimately I could simplify things by naming the files numerically based on the archive index, and create an offline table of contents with titles and tags. The problem with this would be when AA removes any links to old defunct stories somewhere in the middle of the archive, the index is going to get jumbled. I'd like to make it a differential backup, because it took hours to download 800+ stories last time.

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30738103

>>30737946
Have a snack

>> No.30738234

>>30738103
Get that away from me you fat bitch. This is why you'll never amount to more than a lump of meat to be enjoyed by more assertive folk

>> No.30738269

>>30737946
>But that's how it is, if you look at the hard archive file list. The file names are derived from the titles and include the tags, with the exception of prohibited characters.
My point was to generate it with something that will never contain prohibited characters so you don't have to bother with regexes and manual replacing. Something like filename = md5(contents)

>I'd like to make it a differential backup, because it took hours to download 800+ stories last time.
Another reason to have a separate space to store metadata, you can go through the index and store only what's not in your archive

>> No.30738364

>>30738234
>you'll never amount to more than a lump of meat to be enjoyed by more assertive folk
God I wish that were me

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30738834

>>30738234
Success breeds jealousy

>> No.30738876

>>30738234
You're gonna make her cry anon.

>> No.30738954

>>30738834
Success(Me) breeds Jealousy(Watame)

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30739120

>>30738269
>Something like filename = md5(contents)
Huh, that's actually a pretty clever way to go about it that didn't cross my mind. Would still need to build an index but that would be pretty simple.

The one issue with this strategy is if the actual page code changes, but the text remains the same. If you inspect a Google doc for example, there's a myriad of invisible tags embedded in the text. Doing a checksum of the text would be great to keep multiple versions of a story (say if someone made an edit), but since I have to grab the entire HTML and not just the text, if any of those tags is generated dynamically or changes often, we'd get tons of duplicates. I'm using Google, but to be honest Pastebin is the most likely to do this.

I could do an md5 checksum of the story's title with no character replacement, that would be enough for these purposes.

>>30738103
Uoooh the only snack I would ever accept from this sheep is the sweet, sweet taste of her breastmilk.

>> No.30739416
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30739416

>>30738954
*crunch crunch*
*munch munch*
*lip smacking*
*bag ruffle*
*silence*
*crunch crunch*

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30739604

>>30739120
Breast milk is for babies only

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30739705

>>30739416
Its her version of smoking a cigarette in the post sex haze

>> No.30739815

>>30739604
If God didn't want me to latch on to a lactating woman's tit like a lamprey he would not have created my mouth

>> No.30739849

>>30739416
Imagine the smell of chip grease and sweat-soaked bedsheets filling the room. Imagine hotdogging this sheep while fondling her belly from atop her

>> No.30739950

>>30739815
Based and comedic post

>> No.30740157

Post a line from one of your WIPs out of context.

>> No.30740232

>>30740157
No

>> No.30740397

>>30740157
Yeah, no, going to have to pass, earlyfag.

>> No.30740599

>>30740397
ANY FIGHTING OR FINGER POINTING BELOW THIS LINE IS ASTROTURFING

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>> No.30740651

>>30740232
>>30740397
You two are absolutely no fun.

>> No.30741194

>>30740157
>Holy shit! Was that a Freightliner Cascadia? Not that it particularly matters, but if your esoteric knowledge of heavy-duty semi-trailers was to mean anything, identifying the one that sped through an intersection and almost killed two children was the time to have it.

>> No.30741641

>>30740232
Are you working on a Ui-mama fic?

>> No.30742570

>>30741641
No, I'm working on a fic about sneaking into Subaru's room in a full Splinter Cell get-up to masturbate directly into the crotch of her dirty panties. Except then she catches you and you have to take her down using CQC and it just becomes full blown tactical rape.

>> No.30745253

>>30740157
>It was an otherworldly sensation sinking into your Captain, feeling the bare skin of your waist press into a thin layer of chub that’d been distributed all across her grossly-overstretched organ, all before getting irregularly prodded and poked by the tangle of limbs still having the life choked out of them from within.

>> No.30745828

>>30740157
>Fubuki then giggles. “Well, papa, do your best okay?” She reaches up and kisses you on the cheek whilst squeezing your chest in her half-hug. You swallow hard, suddenly reminded that you’re smack in the middle of fox mating season. During all the years you and Fubuki have been together, she’s always been extra horny and needy during this time; except this time around there is one aggravator: you now have two foxes in estrus to contend with. You have mixed feelings about this, of course; on one hand, blood begins to pool around your groin as the implications begin to drive your imagination wild, and on the other it’s about whether your life insurance policy would rule what you’re about to do as an accident or plain old suicide.

>> No.30746132

>>30745828
I think there's plenty context here.

>> No.30746204

>>30745828
The never-to-be-released FFC.

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30746325

>>30745828
...finish it. NOW

>> No.30746344

>>30740157
> If it weren’t for Miss Mori’s cloak still wrapping your body, you’d be convinced that this was all but a dream. A wild, crazy dream that you’d have after accidentally ODing on cough syrup.

>> No.30746603

>>30746344
>mori
Just delete it

>> No.30746637

>>30746603
Lol no.

>> No.30746938

>>30746637
Nobody's going to read it anyway

>> No.30746969

>>30746938
Ogey.

>> No.30747106

>>30740157
>So what do a man and woman who have nothing but the company of each other at 5:00AM do? Play Mario Kart of course.

>> No.30747516

>>30740157
“Now, Miss Tsunomaki. Suppose you possess unlimited amount of food supplies. Meat, to be exact, and you refuse to donate them. What does that make you?”

>> No.30747622

>>30747516
...Is Watame being gaslit into agreeing to be butchered?

>> No.30747637

>>30746938
I might.

>> No.30747670

>>30747622
I don't think you know what gaslit is.

>> No.30748051

New thread
>>30747741

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30748075

>>30746132
Ah, fuck, I'm on 3 hours of sleep pls andarstand

>> No.30748835

>>30740157
>"Come back to me, little Sapling. Do not be afraid, become one with me, stay with me, join me," she said as she unhinged her mouth and opened it impossibly wide.

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