NEW RECORD

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>Last stream 66 days ago

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Based

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>>31129707

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>>31129707
It's okay because she's HoloJP. No I'm not being sarcastic

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Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all.
>lowest number of hours streamed the last 6 months
>streamed literally once October and none at all in June
https://files.catbox.moe/5gy0h7.png
>makes up some excuse to explain her absence ranging from
I'm sick
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1446647834065833990
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1447060806500118531
My head hurts
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1451520313615798281
Tummy hort
https://youtu.be/AsvigP4y_5E
I have no internet
I'm moving
https://youtu.be/RBBntG9DnYI
Kiara moved halfway across the world and was back to streaming in under a week, Ayame took 6+ weeks while moving to a different spot in the same city
>didn't stream when "moving" but streamed for 1 million celebration, anons here found she was playing League of Legends the whole time
>fans accept her excuses, send her more money in one stream than some holo members make in a month, then fucks off again, repeats as needed
>continues to use one of these excuses at random
>was the only one to say nothing after Coco graduated, instead tweeting about airpods after the stream, then never mentioning her again
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410816798681751554
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410817106212388864
>ignored Ina's birthday drawing of her, even Ayame's mama replied
>didn't say anything to Miko after she got home from the hospital (for her chronic illness)
>never congratulates holos on birthdays or milestones
>doesn't respond when they congratulate her on hers
>wasn't there for Aqua and Shion's birthday totsu
>started totsu on her birthday in which Aqua and Miko appeared
>wasn't there for Miko's return stream
>wasn't there for Subaru's birthday or 1 million stream
>wasn't there for usaken summer festival
>wasn't there for usaken summer festival afterparty
>wasn't there for Christmas singing relay
>wasn't there for afterparty of song she released with Fubuki and Mio (Hyakkaryouran Hanafubuki)
>ghosted coco for a year about asacoco
https://youtu.be/mu_TRNccY6I
>never collabs with other holos
>Subaru and Choco mentioned she's the hardest to see online and in real life, "rarest among holos"
>caused SENPAITACHI OKBR stream to be delayed
>ruined the mood during SENPAITACHI OKBR stream by openly showing disinterest multiple times
>tried to end SENPAITACHI OKBR after doing it just once even though they changed the rules to accommodate her and it was delayed because of her
>late to monster hunter collab with Rushia by 40+ minutes
>participated in an Apex tournament without practicing or streaming it, sucked at it, and then said "everyone was serious huh?" while streaming it without even showing her avatar
>has a reputation of being a crazy lovable goofball due to Hologra, acts nothing like it on streams
>said in a members stream she only reads member comments and ignores non members
>only popular because of old clips and hologra
>only one of her team to not show up for sports festival pratice
>wasn't paying attention during sports festival
https://youtu.be/URSXpS-TdEc

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Let's aim for 70 days!

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Yatta!

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90% she is pregnant.

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>>31129707
HELL YEAH! NEW RECORD!!! I hope the AyameMod isn't online. This is great.

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Congrats whore!

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>>31130404
Activity Graph disagrees. She's been like this for years Anonchama.

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Holy based
I too would miss work for months if I could

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>>31130523
She's repopulating Japan, multiple terms.

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You all hate her, but maybe she is starting a new startup and she is the tech lead there. Remember it was mentioned she was a coding genius

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>>31130645
Kek
>>31130566
Years* She's basically not worked for two years.

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>>31130523
You can practically see the introduction of a boyfriend

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>>31129707
100% she's getting a new illustrator/mama to avoid being related to the Judas that went to vwhorejo.

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>>31129707

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>>31130660
What the fuxk

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>>31130660
Coding genius for women means she can write a hello world in python

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can we get her a times square's billboard to celebrate the new record?

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>>31130878
Usuallly, but who knows she asian.

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>>31130878
Towa mentioned she was able to make a website and is lately into web programming

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>>31130053
Based. Never stop updating or posting this. You should really add this pic in somehow too. Really shows how little she streams.

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>>31131042
migo is so based

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>>31129707
Unironically what's stopping any of us from going indie with a voice changer and doing an Ayame? as long as your audience believes you're a girl, you can do whatever you want and still receive their neet bux.

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>>31131042
Lapuchan...

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>>31131152
You have no idea how much indies struggle to even get an audience.

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>>31130660
>you all

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>>31130769
The more you look at the graph, the more depressing it is. Here's the stats for those who care:
>47 Months, Total Streams\Videos = 461
Avg Activity per Month = 9.8 (things) per month
>Avg Activity per Week = 2.5 (things)
Standard Activity Deviation is 1.1 (things)

If you filter out everything PreCovid (December 2019 and earlier) you get:
>31 Months, Total Streams\Videos = 180
Avg Activity per Month = 5.8 (things) per month
>Avg Activity per Week = 1.5 (things)
Standard Activity Deviation is .7 (things)

By removing 16 months you see her total activity drop down to 39%.

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>>31131255

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>>31131042
Hagsmith must have surpassed her by now, in less than 5 months

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>>31131042
>Kiara has worked twice as hard as gura
>doesnt even have half her sub count
life's a bitch and then you die

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>>31131498
Don't like either, but damn. That's just proof that life doesn't reward you working hard.

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>>31131571
>>31131498
>>31131338
>>31131152
>>31130053
>>31129707
u mad?

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>>31131965
I just like stats.

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>>31131281
I hate her dumb fucking face.

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>>31131997
Nerd

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>>31131997
>Post statistics
>Get called out for it as if you're making an inflammatory statement
(((Nakirigumi)))

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>>31129707
What do JP fans think or even say about her? Or are they all just that dedicated to their oshi?

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So like...what does she do now...? Do they seriously let her just coast off maybe 5-10 streams a year (plus a few hologra/concert appearances)?

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>>31130788
Pako deserves a second chance.

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>>31132595
high maintenance confort lady for millionaire ojisans

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Impressive...for a woman! Step aside for the hiatus GOD

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Finally!

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>>31129707
Lazy whore

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Here mere existence is an insult towards here colleges.

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>66 Days
Pathetic

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>>31130660
>You all hate her
What makes you say that?
I fucking Ojou and this stealth general is a great way to talk about her.

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>>31133792

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>>31133817
*fucking love
...

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>>31132595
she still pulls in pretty good money from the remaining nakirigumi
>>31130660
I've never hated ayame, the worst it ever got was annoyance at the long absences. I still miss her sometimes

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Connor was right after all.

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>>31134441
Not saying he wasn't, but in this case she was one of the few that built the huge Hololive brand, not a newcomer that got boosted by it

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>>31130053
She's literally me...

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>>31134441
conner is an anime youtuber and so is always wrong

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>>31133811
I really enjoy his playlists.

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>>31130053
have you considered that she make funny noises though

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>Based
Who is the record holder of the longest streaming gap that isn't Sana?

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>>31135714
Miko?

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Is it too much of a bother for Cover to graduate her since she's an old school heavyweight in the company? Seems like she wants to do everything but streaming. I guess if your fans are committed though you can just work behind the scenes as you want and stream once every trimester or something though.

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>>31135933
This is what cover's company policy allows. Some talents have to work real hard so others can do fuckall. This shit wouldn't fly in any other corp.
Weirdest thing is how she doesn't feel any shame for betraying both her fans and her employer, while enjoying all the benefits.

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>>31136042
>some have to work real hard so others can do fuck all
>this wouldnt fly in any other Corp
t. The guy that does fuck all at his job and doesnt even realise hes being carried.

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>>31136042
I'm sure cover doesn't mind this because in their mind some talents have to do this to pass around the audience more efficiently.
If they just keep adding talents forever it'll become oversaturated and some talents will end up as 3 views, some already even are.

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>>31135855
>>31135714

Looking at >>31131042 you could probably do some sort of comparison of "Time from Debut" / "Totals hours" to get some sort of estimate. Funnily enough however, Ayame is probably the record holder. 66 days is pretty hard to beat. The Taiwan yab might push Haachma close to it.

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>>31130660
>be one of the most popular talents in hololive
>do the absolute bare minimum despite it basically being the easiest job ever (start stream, goof around, act dumb, collect tens of thousands of akasupa)
>instead apparently dedicate most her time working in IT and coding which requires some level of effort and can be very stressful at times
This doesnt make any sense, the smart thing to do is to be a popular corporate vtuber but shes treating it like a part time job? If you can call it that with how infrequent she is

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>>31136162
Nice deflection that has nothing to do with the topic, and is also based on projection.

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>>31136537
There's something even less restrictive than a part time job. It's called casual time. I think the hours you work cap at 16 or so hours per week. She doesn't even qualify for that. Don't trust the rrats, Ayame can't code.

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>>31131255
I didn't realise how little she streams compared to her genmates.

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>>31137090
I didn't know she was a part of Hololive until a week ago. I thought it was some indie or roommate.

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>>31131152
It's not that easy. For an Indie that's suicide.

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>>31137152
I don't blame you. If we compare her to Koyori she streams 12 times as much as her. As shame since I like Lap.

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>>31137152
imagine being this new

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>>31137090
Didn't she end all rm activities too?

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>>31129707
Congratulations!!!
All your hard work finally paid off!!
Let's celebrate count bros.

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>>31137603
She's streamed less than 300 hours. That''s less than two weeks. Also, I'm the stat anon. I've been shitposting vtubers since pre-cancelled Kizuna Ai.

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Manjigumi........home.............

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>>31129707
she's going to reach 270 days

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>>31137880
Who is Kizuna? Oh some nobody...

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>>31129707
COUNTBROS!... WE WON!

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69 days her we go!!

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>>31137880
So you're an ojisan that can't keep up with Hololive anymore. That's understandable

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>>31129707

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>>31132015

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>>31129707
What girl would not want to work there
>once you stream enough at the start you can then start skipping work
>still get paid
>get cute avatar
>tons of popularity and fan content

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>>31135933
>>31136042
Ayame makes Cover money, her leaving would only cost them popularity and goodwill depending on the circumstances. Only commies think someone profitable should be fired because they don't "work enough"

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>>31130788
wait, worse nazuna is a kagunana creation?

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>>31129707
HOLY BASED

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>>31131255
>Does only 1 hour streams every few days
>Streams on her RM's account instead during downtime
My Dork is doing this to herself...

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>>31139254
I am :( It's hard getting old Anon.

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>>31139662
let her do that, she is not the only one

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>>31138085
Was the name of the baby already decided?

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>>31129707
>Streamer
>Doesn't stream
>More of a hassle to graduate her than to keep her around

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>>31139662
NKOK doesn't stream anymore.

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>>31139468
That's not how it works during her debut date

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>>31129707
I KNEEL
I will member later today

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>>31139574
>should be fired because they don't "work enough"
that's literally capitalism though

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>>31140604
No, capitalism's ideal is owning a factory, land, a company (any means of production, really) so you can profit from the work of others without having to lift a finger yourself. The second best thing is making as much per hour as possible so you can invest your money and let it multiply by itself.

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>>31130053
Thanks for compiling all this info. Honestly, she used to be my oshi, now I just feel sick when I hear of her.

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>>31141675
Money doesn't just multiply by itself. You invest and profit from the work of other people just like a company owner does. The capitalist's dream is always to let other people do the hard work for you. It's always the same thing just from different angles.

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>>31142131
Yes, that's what I meant - the second best thing is working towards the best state of affairs. Could have worded that better

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>>31140125
yes: "Sana"

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The wagies fear the sigma oni.

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>>31129707
REJOICE!

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>>31141675
They don't fire people in communism. That's entirely a capitalist thing.

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>>31142968
https://www.quora.com/Could-you-get-fired-for-not-doing-your-job-in-the-USSR
I hope that's a good enough source for a Mongolian basket weaving forum. And people get fired in China, too.

In capitalism, you get fired when you cost the company more than you make. Ayame costs Cover very little, but she's still very popular and marketable which results in profits.

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>>31143221
That pretty much says that workers are not fired for not doing a good job. They are mostly fine. You have no fucking idea what you are even talking about. In communism it was illegal to not have a job, so people would not get fired for anything. In capitalism you get fired if the company can make a better quarter with less workforce.
And china is not communist, only the party is.

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>>31143221
USSR was not a communist state. Their stated goal was to create a communist state, but they were very clear that they were a socialist state aiming to create the conditions to eventually switch to communism.

Of course, no way in hell the people in power would have ever said, "on its time for communism we don't have power anymore"

Same thing that's going on in China

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>>31143392
It says you can get fired, you just get another job elsewhere because you have to have work.
Cover would make a worse quarter without Ayame. That's my point, she is profitable. You're agreeing with me.

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Cmon guys, give her a brake. She may be suffering from the vax 'benefits'

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>>31143608
But you won't get fired if you do your job shittily. Like low effort, don't give a shit like way. You actually have to have a situation where you can't do it physically, or just never go to work. Doing your job in a way that generates less profit is not ground for firing, that's the capitalist way.

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>>31129707
3 more days until funny number

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>>31136537
well she did start when it was a company of little to no fame after all. Being there at close to the beginning is the only reason I don't hate her, but I do believe that she doesn't deserve the success she has from the publicly available data and that she's coasting on luck of the draw with a good model that's great for merch.

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>>31142737
I don't think you know what a sigma mindset means

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>>31143931
Just wait until you hear that the most expensive BJD was a character doll of her, which made the dollfags seethe on a whole new layer.

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>>31137924
AkuShio is better anyway

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>>31141826
Based

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>>31141826
based

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>>31141826
kek

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>>31130053
Based. Fuck Kshit.

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>>31139662
She stopped streaming on her roommate to "commit to hololive" then didnt stream any more on hololive

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>>31129707
Lets see how much longer she can take this. Everyday from today on will be a new record.

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>>31130053
And sana graduated for so, so much less than this. Honestly think ayame gets away with it because there's so many JPs, but sana's absence was much more felt with only 11 girls

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>>31130523
what website is this?
does it count privated/deleted streams?

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>>31130523
Activity graph posting is tight

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>>31146481
I made it for a previous thread. Some other anon got the data by using a site that acts like the WayBack Machine but for YouTube. I forget the name atm, but I quickly double checked the values per month.
>>31146986
Graphs are fun and helpful to see trends.

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>>31129707
SEXU celebration for next year

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>>31148512
>rilakkuma condom

what is this, a condom for females?

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>>31141826
based new bio i will subscribe, follow and donate her condom funds

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>>31148512
This picture is blatantly wrong, I am Ayame's boyfriend and we only do it raw. No condoms involved

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>>31129707
Next stop, day 69.

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>>31132834
Go back, hunterkek

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>>31131498
Hard work is of no use of you're a vapid whore.

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>>31129707
I'm proud of her. She shows us what vtubing is all about.

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>>31129707
LET'S GOOOOOOOO

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>>31143221
China is not a communist country, the proper term for china's regime is a social democracy, just because the country is ruled by the Chinese communist party does not mean the country is actually communist
since Mao's death all of his communist laws and reforms have been kicked back in favor for capitalist ones

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>>31134571
No the fuck she wasn't.

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Reminder Ayame is only so shy and self-protective because she's really cute irl and her thirsty virgin coworkers are constantly trying to take advantage of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQwhYJhhkh8

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>>31131255
Please understand Anon, she needs to attend mandatory kusogaki correction lessons, which leaves her pretty worn out.

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>>31151677
Yeah I should start taking it easier on her, not leave her so sore.

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R*ddit post dochi?

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>>31152769
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/wrxfrq/ayame_has_broken_her_record/

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she's so based for this.

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69 DAYS LETS GOO

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>>31129707

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>>31153051
>removed
Oh nyo

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>>31150435
China is by no means a social democracy. It's some bastardized amalgamation of scorialism, traditional Chinese legalism, and capitalism

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>>31157840
>>31150435
Fuck off Tatsunokos

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>>31129707
Only a few more days before she reaches 69:
https://nakiri.canaria.cc/

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>>31131042
>Kaela has probably already passed Ayame
>Fauna must be close
Jesus

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>>31141826
Based but fix your shit: her debut date is [September 3rd] not 13th

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>>31131042
It's pretty cool to see how similar Kiara and Lamy's stats are considering they also debut'd around the same time

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>>31148447
Can you try to find that site again? I'd be very interested

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>>31129707
I don't watch hololive but how much of her popular is based off her personality vs her character design?

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>>31163007
Hard to say, both her personality and her design are amazingly good.

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>>31131042
This actually makes me respect Kiara a bit for putting in some work compared to her gen mates. Also holy shit Koyori and Kaela

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Honestly though, if she were a devious person she could easily milk her real life troubles for money.
The fact that she's gone completely dark probably means she's not in a good spot.