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Blue Supremacy Edition

Last thread: >>31330533

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir


>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc

>> No.31337517
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I love my husband!!

>> No.31337548
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>>31337447
i have knee length hair (forced upon due to family's religious bs) i don't wish it upon my worst enemies kek, it's a chore to wash, comb and tie and i tend to step on it by accident or sit on it
not a fun time BUT in fiction it's pretty controlled and magical i like seeing uncle nowa's hair move

>> No.31337551

Long hair Magni is going to be on my mind for the rest of the night. I want to braid his hair...

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>>31337551
you can dream of doing the cinamoroll hairbun with his hair maybe

>> No.31337649
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I LOVE LEADER!

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I keep thinking about Nowa Oji trapping me with his long lanky limbs in a mating press. It just keeps popping into my head all the time...

>> No.31337662

>>31337548
I feel like ass should be max.
My oldest sister had hair this long and beautiful and i can't keep it out of my mind. She was like a mother to me, since my own mother is a pos

>> No.31337692
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Uncle Nowa my beloved

>> No.31337716

>>31337548
Ever tied it in twintails before?

>> No.31337745

Women and gays stop lusting over my uncle!
He is a pure soul!

>> No.31337786
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>>31337716
i did it's pretty cute for a while but my forehead kinda...yeah so i just decided to not to and just keep it down
actually i wanna see uncle nowa with pigtails or with a secretary bun? imagine the possibilities...

>> No.31337828 [SPOILER] 
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would you ___ uncle nowa?

>> No.31337981

>ywn go on a serial rape spree with Altare.

>> No.31338003

>>31337981
>You will never go on a cereal rape spree with Altare

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>>31338003
>ywn go on a cereal grape spree with Altare.

>> No.31338072

>>31337828
I don't care about his design but I like his personality a lot he's definitely bf material

>> No.31338076

>>31337660
Kek the image he's like almost 30cm taller than me so he's literally a giant...I just want him to force his dick into my throat and thrust it violently desu.

>> No.31338084

>>31338003
Regis is literally just Alex from a clockwork orange and the other boys are his droogs

>> No.31338126
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>> No.31338148

>>31338126
>aye?
got a chuckle out of me

>> No.31338160

Imagine covering yourself in layers of plastic film all over your body so Uncle Nowa will be ecstatic peeling it off before you get on the bed, spread your legs and tell him seductively that "There's one more seal that you can't reach with your fingers" and having him bust your hymen.
Then after sex, as you stroke his chest he gets to play with the ball of plastic film he's taken from your body.

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>>31338126
this is so cute kek

>> No.31338226

>>31338160
Imagine Uncle Nowa cumming on you and letting it dry repeatedly for days layering it and slowly turning you into a huge cum ball

>> No.31338256
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HOW THE FUCK DOES MAGNI'S HAIR HALO THING WORK?
IT EXTENDS TO HIS FACE!
IS IT ON HIS SCALP AND ONLY SHOWING THROUGH HIS HAIR?
OR IS IT BOTH ON HIS HAIR AND THEN SEAMLESSLY CONTINUED ON HIS FACE?

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>>31338256
>OR IS IT BOTH ON HIS HAIR AND THEN SEAMLESSLY CONTINUED ON HIS FACE?
this

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>>31338256
Its MAGic

>> No.31338297

>>31338256
He said there's a projector constantly pointing at his face/head and that's how it works

>> No.31338304

>>31337548
I want to tie you up in hair-shibari.

>> No.31338351

>>31338160
Imagine how hot and bothered he gets when you tell him he can peel off the condom.

>> No.31338352

>>31338256
He's a citizen of Kivotos and that's just how his halo works

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>>31338304
i choked someone with my hair jokingly i think that's possible BUT it'll hurt my head though

>> No.31338388

>>31338363
God I wish that were me.

>> No.31338407

>>31337548
I've always found long hair on girls to look really pretty. Anyone who's willing to deal with the hassle of maintaining that much hair gets my respect
t. guy with shoulder length hair. I hate tangles

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO BREED MAGNI

>> No.31338464

Meeting Axel
Going steady with Axel
Getting married to Axel
Having children with Axel
Revealing that I was cheating on Axel and I've had someone else's children.
Having Axel scream at me to get the fuck out of his house and that he fucking fried the kids and now they're waiting in the orphanage lobby.

>> No.31338530

金玉

>> No.31338559

>>31338530
Who's?

>> No.31338580
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>>31338464

>> No.31338605

I missed it but did our boys get an Apex win?

>> No.31338617

>>31338605
Yeah my heart

>> No.31338679

>>31338605
They won deep fried axolotls

>> No.31338707

>>31338679
Those are actually a thing

>> No.31338746

>>31338707
As I unfortunately learned today.

>> No.31338800
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>> No.31339005

I cosplayed as Nowaoji at a convention and a yume offered to suck my dick in the public bathroom

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>>31339005

>> No.31339116

>>31339005
Well?

>> No.31339122

>>31338746
They taste good too

>> No.31339154

>>31339122
You ate one before?

>> No.31339168

Though not completely related.
Our guy is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_uiT5C8BjQ

>> No.31339215

>>31339154
Yeah, I live in Mexico

>> No.31339261

>>31339005
That yume? Not me.

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https://discord.gg/NJp9BJ54
bawbling discʼr d community whˋre bros who is‛t wanteth to hange th with othˈr like-mindʹd degens f`r non-vtubʾr stuffeth hangeth!
nay trannies, not allowed

>> No.31339281

>>31337497
What is it about Altare that attracts weird psychoanalyzing armchair psychologists? He's just a "former" toxic gamer that tries not to mald and is overly cautious with his words. It's not that deep.

>> No.31339307

lame. at least make the porn you post something spicier

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axel pecs

>> No.31339405

>>31339281
its fun

>> No.31339424

>>31338126
Kek, very nice

>> No.31339426

By the way, there will be a 3d stream on the official holostars jp channel in less than an hour featuring aruran, izuru, roberu, and shien
Expect announcements regarding the 2nd live
https://youtu.be/EvitM6q0POI

>> No.31339457

good morning, i love axel

>> No.31339482

>>31339168
Tempus works for yagoo

>> No.31339515

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561295162889842688

>> No.31339554

>>31339515
CUTEEE

>> No.31339556

>>31339515
I shall call this pairing, Magoo

>> No.31339575

>>31339168
REAL 5th member of Tempus (no cap)

>> No.31339606

>>31339515
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1561293041268588544

>> No.31339631

>>31339168
Based related and should be posted in every thread

>> No.31339640

>>31339515
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1561292958699507714

>> No.31339684

>>31339349
me giving him a blow

>> No.31339721

JP roundup.
https://twitter.com/aragamioga/status/1561296506795487235
https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1561293219580690434
https://twitter.com/kishidotemma/status/1561295235585429506

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bros and sis i'm in a dillema right now... i really want to finish writing a fic of nowa giving good gentle sex to axel, but i can't decide whether to post it on rentry + twitter or chuck it to ao3 anonymously,, what should i do?

>> No.31339897

>>31339874
just rentry or ao3?

>> No.31339941

How long until Schedule is out

>> No.31339983

>>31337591
>>31337828
>>31338451
>>31339349
>>>/lgbt/

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he's gonna eat us

>> No.31340091

>>31339983
Based

>> No.31340118

>>31340006
I'll eat his cock first

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>>31340118
DOWN BOY. DOWN. BAD DOG!

>> No.31340247

>>31340192
It's a dog eating dog world out there, Axel.

>> No.31340474

>>31339005
Pics or it didn't happen

>> No.31340506

>>31338464
Nodoka-san, how could you?

>> No.31340530

>>31337548
>i have knee length hair
That's kinda hot

>> No.31340584

Imagine the boys playing rust with JP stars and being toxic, that'd be cool
>rust is boring
Only when you play it wrong (EN girls)

>> No.31340588

>>31339874
Bro, that's kinda gay.

>> No.31340593

>>31337828
I would indeed cook chili for Uncle Nowa then kick his ass in Smash Bros and watch him try not to mald

>> No.31340696

>>31340584
>(EN girls)
Mumei literally shot the fuck outta of Kaela AND Moona, Ame is building up an Arsenal to raid others, Gura has a secured walled of fortress so she can raid and not fear retaliation, but you wouldn't know this because you only think about which TEMPUS member you want to suck off

>> No.31340703

not gonna lie, Altare kinda reminds me of Homelander a little bit

>> No.31340786

>>31338464
>that he fucking fried the kids
Mmm
Fried children

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Vesisters, what would be the most wholesome thing to do for Nowa Oji? Maybe a day of (You) dedicating to just doing everything he likes to do? Drinking tea, dumpster diving, cycling. I need more fluff in my brain maybe I could write it out as well.

>> No.31340843

>>31340786
>Nowa dipping fried children in hot sauces of increasing intensity then devouring them like Saturn eating his young

>> No.31340906

https://files.catbox.moe/5mdf8t.mp3
i want altare to do a rage inducing game like getting over it now.
the gap moe was kinda hot

>> No.31340915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvitM6q0POI
Aruran, Izuru, Roberu and Shien are having a 3D live now if you guys want to watch

>> No.31340922

>>31339426
Stream starting now

>> No.31340961

>>31340696
Mumei is retarded

>> No.31341019

>>31340803
>Morning: Bicycle ride then stroll through an interesting part of town, grab breakfast and coffee at cute cafe

>Noon: Stop by the house, Nowa shows you his garden and picks a few ripe peppers for later, shows you around his very well organized place, tells you what books he's been reading lately

>Evening: cook some pasta with arrabiata sauce together using the peppers from earlier, just chat then cuddle together on the couch as he plays APEX with the boys, soothe his rage

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>>31340696

>> No.31341099

>>31340696
I kind of understand why some shitposters insist on taking a piss at you globalturds. Could've ignored that post or just said that it's actually fun instead of resorting to childish insult. Woman moment right there.

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>>31339349
suckable

>> No.31341184

>>31339897
yep, i'm leaning on ao3 since there's already people posting r18 tempus content there, but still not sure yet

>> No.31341198

space sticks...

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>>31341099
Women don't eat h Hololive

>> No.31341216

>>31341099
Autists are fundamentally unable to resist bait

>> No.31341229
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>Yumejos
Get out

>> No.31341236

>31340696
do you seriously lurk here just to catch something to seethe at?
that's fucking pathetic

>> No.31341278

>>31341229
What, is this a faggot only zone

>> No.31341279
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>> No.31341297

>>31340696
Quick, fujoshi-san, turn on the hose, I've got him in my sights.

>> No.31341301

>>31341229
Yumejos are okay
Fujos and homos need straight correction

>> No.31341328
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>>31341278
Yes.

>> No.31341335

>>31341229
what is a yumejo?

>> No.31341373

>>31341279
izuru smol

>> No.31341394

>>31340696
>Mumei literally shot the fuck outta of Kaela AND Moona
She thought they were NPC's
Last stream spent 1 hour playing the guitar
Ame is never going to be under attack
Everyone thinks Gura is cute and JP girls won't touch her (koyori shot her by mistake)

Yoy're a dumb retard and a globo nigger
Go back faggot

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I want to rerorero Vespy's nipples when it becomes rock hard while studying the blade

>> No.31341455

>>31341335
female gosling

>> No.31341489

stop replying to offtopic post retards

>> No.31341545
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>>31341229
Please tell me how will you feel if you were I my shoes and you were born into a very conservative family/culture that doesn’t allow you to even talk to the opposite gender?

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>>31341489
Nigger, it's dead hours. It's the time for me to come out and bully fujos and wait for new OC.

>> No.31341557

>>31341301
but fujos ARE straight. they're so straight they don't want to see another girl in their porn

>> No.31341565
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Nice

>> No.31341571

>10.20
Fuck, it's thursday so I already know I won't be able to catch that concert live...

>> No.31341572

You guys and gals think Nowa has chest hair?

>> No.31341593
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>>31341557

>> No.31341594

StarsJP might actually get another 3D outfit lmao

>> No.31341598

>>31341545
Why are you asian, you filthy female fucking frog poster?

>> No.31341622

>>31341548
I'm talking about the Rust post

>> No.31341658

>>31341545
Sounds like a you problem.

>> No.31341664

>>31341099
No I think the replies and butthurt more than validate the post, I mean by the same logic it could've been ignored but midwits aren't capable of sapient thought.

>> No.31341675

>>31341545
>family/culture that doesn’t allow you to even talk to the opposite gender?
That's exactly what I was born into, fortunately I didn't turn out like you.

>> No.31341738

>>31341545
>>31341675
>We have actual sheltered Muslims/old fashioned Asian women here
What the fuck

>> No.31341748

>>31341545
how do your parents expect you to function without interaction with the opposite sex?

>> No.31341801

Is there a male equivalent for yumejo

>> No.31341815

>>31341545
>>31341675
Thanks to that, you can hopefully save yourself for your oshi!

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>>31341801

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Look at him go!

>> No.31341878

>>31341847
boss zoomies

>> No.31341905

>>31341847
He lasted for 10 seconds...bossu your hip reps

>> No.31341915

>>31341738
How do you think they end up turning into yumes and fujos? They're kept so cloistered that all they can do is dream

>> No.31341925

>>31341820
I mean like a word. Like how fujoshi has fudanshi as its male equivalent

>> No.31341971

>>31341905
I fucked him too hard before he went to the studio, gomen

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>>31341905
Should've "practiced" more...

>> No.31342003

>>31341598
north african*
>>31341748
Not completely, I am not allowed to be friends with any males. My mom once found the WhatsApp contacts of female classmates in my brother’s phone (his class group) and threatened to destroy it.

>> No.31342027

You know what..
Yumejos>>>>>>>>Fujos
Fujos out!

>> No.31342038

>>31342003
Just get married and get your husband to watch Tempus with you already, sister.

>> No.31342192

Imagine having to watch femboys because your parents won't let you have interactions with anyone visibly of the other gender.

>> No.31342198

>>31341545
>>31341675
I can save you.

>> No.31342232
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Sup bitches

>> No.31342254

>>31342003
>North African
Holt shit Egyptians are real?

>> No.31342265

>>31342232
leader, don't look.

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>>31337649
All the yandere edits of leader are making me feel things....

>> No.31342307

>>31341925
Gosling.
But I don't think there's an otaku word considering it's the default state for men.

>> No.31342313

>>31337649
This feeds in to the gutfucker fantasy.

>> No.31342395

>>31337649
what's that thing being censored?

>> No.31342396

>>31342003
Who is your oshi

>> No.31342413

>>31342003
Hope your future husband ends up also liking Tempus

>> No.31342428

>>31342395
(You).

>> No.31342482
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>>31342396

>> No.31342523

>>31342482
How's your OL reps?

>> No.31342565

>blogposting
Tempus is dead

>> No.31342567

>>31342482
Do Axel and Altare make up 70% of all yumejo's oshi? Inquiring minds want to know

Magni only ever gets fujo and femboy connoisseur posts from what I can tell

>> No.31342580

>>31338451
NO ME

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>>31337649
>Roberu got Temma vibes from him just before his debut
>Gamma could sense there was something strange about Altare after his debut
The Stars really are just used to having the "heroes" of their groups be schizos.

>> No.31342624

>>31342565
Don't be so overdramatic newfag, this is as much part of our regular dead hours cycle as the lewdposting

Come back when there's a stream, or post your trip report for playing DOS:2 with Tempus

>> No.31342636

>>31342567
Probably. I can see a lot of yumejo fans with Altare and Axel. I'm a yumejo for Nowa Oji because he's my type + the cute dorky personality + hearty laugh that stole my heart.

>> No.31342664

>>31342567
That’s how it seems from chats and twitter comments.

>> No.31342738

>>31342232
I'm guessing the boys playing League is out of the question now after seeing Regis mald over Shaco.

>> No.31342764

>>31342738
They just need to protect him better

>> No.31342806

>>31342738
Good, assfaggots is cancer.

>> No.31342842

Ohnonononono
https://twitter.com/kinounozikan/status/1561250161766318081

>> No.31342843

CREAMPIE’ING MAGNI!!

>> No.31342856
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>> No.31342889
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>>31342482

>> No.31342897

>>31342842
Shit. >>31338464 was right

>> No.31342904
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31342904

Hey losers, get a boyfriend, LOL

>> No.31342934

>>31342904
Alright, darling I'll take you.

>> No.31342960

>>31342565
long dead, anon
americans are just raping its corpse

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>>31342842
I don’t get it

>> No.31342994
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>>31342934
You wouldn't want a washed up used goods old man like me.

>> No.31343002

>>31342842
Uncle Nowa has cursed Axel to many fanarts and doujins of Nodoka-san getting fucked.

>> No.31343019

>>31343002
>cursed

>> No.31343103

>>31342960
>Americans
Obsessed

>> No.31343114
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>>31343002
>cursed

>> No.31343132

I really hope the boys don't have to wait years for a 3D...I want to see a live concert.
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1561156130176483329

>> No.31343162

>>31342904
Yeah, it's Nowa Oji

>> No.31343189

>>31343132
Unfortunately they’re a foreign branch so it’ll take a long long while before they even get 3D

>> No.31343192

>>31343162
I don't recall making you my GF

>> No.31343199

>>31343132
someone needs to rape correct the Japanese Government

>> No.31343223

>>31343192
>larping as vtubers
Yeah let’s not go there

>> No.31343231

>>31342027
Which one is which again?

>> No.31343238

>>31343192
ISREAL!?!?!??!

>> No.31343275

>>31343231
Yumejo self inserts as a love interest for a dude
Fujo ships the dudes

>> No.31343277

>>31342960
the incel social parasites trying to rub off of the boys' popularity and the blogposting attention whores...
Americans really never fail to amaze me

>> No.31343288

>>31343231
>Fujos
Smelly, likes man on man porn
>Yumejos
Not smelly, literally female gosling

>> No.31343298
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>>31343192
Wow we're married now

>> No.31343303

>>31343223
He's LITERALLY me

>> No.31343312

why does Regus keep talking to lilypichu on twitter? she never even replied back even once.

>> No.31343336
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>>31343189
Shit...I know Council and Irys still don't have 3D yet but are costumes for the boys at least a plausible option?

>> No.31343350

>>31342960
>>31343277
Third worlders, please go.

>> No.31343353

>>31343312
>lilypichu
Hag

>> No.31343363

>>31343303
Ok boomer

>> No.31343397

>>31343336
I want a Nowa costume with a katana

>> No.31343403

>>31343336
Yep. Maybe new years.

>> No.31343444

>>31343312
maybe he thought she was a shiny bug pokemon or some shit
Does she still fake her voice?

>> No.31343489

>>31342624
The only newfag here is you if you think blogposting is ok.

>> No.31343492

>>31343336
Stars operate differently, anon. They're getting theirs for New Year.
StarsJP might get their second idol 3D later during their concert and most Holo only has one.

>> No.31343510

>>31343403
new years costumes for the boys would be kino, i love their designs but fuck...the rigging on some of them is janky as hell

>> No.31343511

>>31343363
>Acting like this is an insult in boomer general

>> No.31343522 [DELETED] 
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Small discord community where sisters who want to hang out with other like-minded degens for non-vtuber stuff hang out!

No tranniens allowed
https://discord.gg/PxqW6j2E

>> No.31343532

>>31343312
Why do people talk to the boys on twitter? They never even reply back. It's the same shit anon.

>> No.31343593

>>31343492
My bet is they'll get them after Uproar who just recently got their first costumes but I'm worried about the fact their under EN management.

>> No.31343608

>>31343277
They truly outdid themselves this time
fucking mutts

>> No.31343617

Seems like I can only go schizo back and forth with other yume vesisters in the morning. I'll just be lurking around then

>> No.31343664

>>31343336
Dunno if being foreign has anything to do with outfits and 3D, seems like shitposting. For 3D they'd need an access to a studio all together (otherwise what's the point of 3D if only 1-2 of them can use it) and for that they'd need to put one together prob and move together. They've talked about a "tempus house" but I don't see it happening, it's a big endeavor just so they could do 3D streams super rarely. For outfits they'd need their illustrators to be available. Seems like EN stars have literal whos who'd happily (hopefully) would take commissions for new outfits. Dunno how much Cover covers the costs, but if they want more stuff they can pay out of their own pockets.

>> No.31343687

>>31343608
Can you stop replying to yourself, schizo?

>> No.31343769

>>31343608
the samefagging can not get any more blatant

>> No.31343788

>>31343277
>incel social parasites
these are the most annoying ones

>> No.31343794

>>31343664
Incidentally, aren't the appearances by the other girls that aren't in Japan for EN acted out by other staff members? So it'd either be a workaround like what Ame did or some soulless bullshit where some poor cover staff has to pretend to be the boys.

>> No.31343806

>>31338084
You mean to tell me Regis actually ended up being a hot psychopath???

>> No.31343812

>>31343511
Do I need to put up Senzawa captioned with Ok Boomer to hammer in the fact that it's a joke?

>> No.31343872

>>31343794
...and in a shocking turn of events, it turns out that Nodoka was inside Axel!

>> No.31343973

Will I get in trouble if I draw Axel impregnating Nodoka and the aftermath?

>> No.31343990

>>31343872
That’s my fetish

>> No.31343998

>>31343973
Who's going to reprimand you?

>> No.31344012

>>31343973
You will unironically kill the ship but no one is going to outright call you out.

>> No.31344023

>>31343973
No, but it's cringe. This Nodoka x Axel meme has been dead since day 1 when Axel owned it. Zoomies ruined yet another thing by spamming it unprompted.

>> No.31344139

>>31343664
The boys getting 3D will probably take maybe a year at least starting from they're debut order Regis > Magni > Axel > Nowa.

As for costumes and studio it's still too early to say since they've only been around for little over a month and don't even have costumes yet. I wouldn't say their illustrators are literal whos with Magni's being pretty famous and from what I heard she's busy at the moment. But I don't think costumes will be a problem, it's more like a matter when they'll get them.

>> No.31344166

Missed the last three streams due to sleeping in. Any you consider must-watch?

>> No.31344204

>>31343973
>and the aftermath
Ah yes, a social commentary on raising a child while working in the Japanese entertainment industry.
Foreign and Japanese culture clashing in a high stress environment heaped on top of an already fragile long distance relationship and its public nature.
Do it, you coward.

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>>31343973
Draw Axel impregnating (You) instead.

>> No.31344270

>>31343998
Me.

>> No.31344286

>>31343973
No. Do it.

>> No.31344293

>>31344166
Magni house flipper was nothing special, but it's still comfy
Apex collab was fun, had some highlight plays from Axel
Altare interview had him seething over LoL clown, a must watch

>> No.31344318

>>31344166
All of them are pretty good but my favorite today was Leader's interview where he lost his shit over Shaco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-LTk93TOc4&t=1901s

>> No.31344328

>>31343973
Draw magni using one of his potions to pull an Uno reverse and have Nodoka impregnate Axel

>> No.31344355

any yumesisters had some nice dreams about the boys recently?

>> No.31344392

>>31344293
>Magni house flipper was nothing special, but it's still comfy
He really needed at least twice as much time to really get into his stride with it. Felt like he wasn't really feeling it in the beginning and when he started enjoying it it was already time to stop.

>> No.31344446

>>31344392
Magni needs to stop playing games just because he saw Jerma playing them

>> No.31344448

>>31344392
The boys were on a tight schedule today, I don't think anyone would have mind if Magni started an hour earlier but he has been having sleeping problems.

>> No.31344472

How long until the schedules are out

>> No.31344494

>>31344355
dream that Axel was my actual dog and gave him head pats, don't know if that counts

>> No.31344508

fell asleep, how was apex? worth watching the archive?

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>>31344355
i dreamt of leader beating me up for losing a ranked game in league of legends and mating pressed me

>> No.31344566

>>31344293
This basically >>31344293
It was fine and the VOD didn't get nuked like the last stream despite the boys talking about what it means to be seiso and lewds.

>> No.31344624

>>31344566
Nice, thanks. Will watch it right now.

>> No.31344626

>>31344508
Shit. Meant to reply with this.
>>31344566

>> No.31344644

>>31344563
what a coincidence … i had a dream that i was getting mating pressed too, but it was sexdog instead of leader

>> No.31344646

So what do you think "the big one" will be? Tempus vs Uproar L4D2 collab? Minecraft or Zomboid server?

>> No.31344654

>>31344494
nice. what breed?

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for those who wanted regimald clips for alarm or ringtone here it is:
full rage: https://files.catbox.moe/5mdf8t.mp3
"SHACO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS" quote: https://files.catbox.moe/p22gma.mp3

>> No.31344717

>>31344646
Full Holostars SSBU tournament

>> No.31344732

>>31344646
any of these sounds fantastic to me.

>> No.31344830
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>>31344355
Not a yumesister but I had a pretty funny dream that had Magni in it. I ended up drinking a potion that turned me into a dude and became an understudy. Then I helped create a potion with him that made me and the Magmites into unstoppable eldritch abominations and somehow conquered space for MAGNATION and the guild and shit. Real funky stuff.

>> No.31344831

>>31343973
You should definitely do it. I have a fetish for breeding women.

>> No.31344836

>that's my secret, captain, I'm always muted
holy shit this is great already

>> No.31344861

>>31344646
i would be SO excited for the zomboid collab
both axel and uncle nowa fantasize about zombie apocalypse so i think the tenseness (or the comedy) of the zomboid tempus server would be absolute kino

>> No.31344938

>>31344646
Gamma is still sick so Uproar x Tempus is a no-go for now

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>>31344644
i hope that made your sleep more refreshing because mine did, i think leader's mask slipping is so eroi... also have a handsome axel

>> No.31344956

>>31344836
Now Magni is complaining about what Axel said in his previous stream, holy fuck I love these boys.
Even the JP girls more often than not only bring up stuff from clips, which makes sense, they are plentiful and their schedules are really busy with all of the dance lessons and brand collabs and whatnot, but it's so cool to see them all frequently watching each other and growing their "channel lores" together. These boys are incredible. I'm gonna stop commenting about the vod now because otherwise I'll just shit up the thread talking about old news.

>> No.31345006

>>31344646
All of those sounds kino but the boys have been really excited for Zomboid and it sounds like they're already planning out a server.

Minecraft is going to be interesting because they'll be connected to the StarsJP server once the connection issues have been solved. Arusan already added them to his Stars minecraft project to welcome and it was really cute.

The L4D2 collab with Uproar sounds like fun but it doesn't seem like it'll happen soon yet because I heard Gamma got sick recently and none of the Uproar boys have any collabs with StarsEN in their schedules from what I remember.

I kinda want a full Stars collab in Among Us just for the fact that it's a Stars tradition to unmute and scream once you get killed.

>> No.31345018

>>31342294
same...uohhh yandere leader super hot...

>> No.31345056

>>31344654
don't remember but he was orange and cute

>> No.31345093

>>31343664
I don't want to watch kanauru pretend to be the boys.

>> No.31345095
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31345095

I LOVE MY (OUR) DEMON GOD-KING HUSBAND!

>> No.31345103
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>>31344644
Same thing here!! I dreamt about the dog breeding me at least thrice as far as I remember

>> No.31345123

>>31344710
He sounded like he took it all so personally and i'm not sure how much of that was just him playing it up, does LoL really do this to people?

>> No.31345183
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31345183

Confession: I've only browsed the stars thread to save pizza pictures

>> No.31345210

It seems like it would be easier for them to do 3D stuff than the EN girls. 3 of the 4 are in the US, it's not as hard to get them together, and Axel can just use Cover's studio. It's more akin to ID than holoEN, and while ID isn't nearly as active in 3D as JP, they had a 3D MV and two of them were part of Towa's birthday. It doesn't seem to be as much of an ordeal to make it happen, and the quality is also more in line with Cover's because they don't depend on Kanauru, which a lot of people like, but it certainly looks different with all of the bloom and stuff.

>> No.31345212

The big collab is probably going to be among us. It's one of the games Astel mentioned they should do with EN.

>> No.31345248

>>31345095
>dreamt
He's a hero
H.E.R.O

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>>31345183
I could think of worse reasons.

>> No.31345316

dammit...why couldn't that be leader instead >>31344980

>> No.31345333
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>>31345123
as a former league player, yes
it brings out the absolute worst of people and i almost punched a junior out of blind rage for pestering to join my ranked grind because i was speaking in english and thought i was streaming (unfortunate SEAnig internet cafe pleb during college)

>> No.31345346

>>31345103
i see we were stuck in axel‘s breeding chamber together, sis!

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>>31345183
I fucking hate you pizza posters

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>>31345183

>> No.31345432

>>31345333
jesus christ it's no wonder Regis doesn't want to fall back into old habits, the story he told about his friends and the fact he stopped for 5 years is pretty telling

>> No.31345462

>>31345248
Meds. Now!
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1560319769353637888

>> No.31345621

magni . . .

>> No.31345636
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>>31345432
the thing is there's also different types of toxic league players (in my opinion) i'm a support main so i take the brunt of insults and have to juggle map awareness and babysitting lanes (SEA players that are not supports cannot read maps nor ward, unless they are e-sports players i guess) i have bottled up rage from all the verbal abuse i get some are more vocal like top and junglers and mid-centric people just afk and throw the game if they didn't get first blood

mucho texto: just don't play MOBAs

>> No.31345645

>>31345210
they'll probably be fine but the matter would be how long the boys will take to plan out a skit and performance for their 3Ds, Astel's took a while because he went all out and even paid out his own pocket for extra stuff for 3D debut so it'll depend on if any of the boys want to go over budget and want something big

>> No.31345683
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>>31345354
>>31345399
Calm down. I'm just a little guy.
Tomorrow's my birthday.

>> No.31345701
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Imagine tempus getting idol outfits…
https://twitter.com/TsubaTako/status/1561333528616632320

>> No.31345717

>>31345103
>>31345346
This is just making me think about Axel mpregging a tempus boy, probably Magni

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Fuck it's been so long since I last drew something.

>> No.31345752

>>31345727
did you make this, anon?

>> No.31345757

>>31345727
KEK saved

>> No.31345768

>>31345752
Just now, yeah.

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>>31345727
Woah...

>> No.31345784

>>31345768
it's nice. :)

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>>31345784
Thank you.

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>>31345717
UOOOOOH MAGNI IMPREGNATION

>> No.31345849

Damn, you axelotls are gonna be cooked like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZktT4Q3n0

>> No.31345854
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>>31344355
I had a dream that I was hanging out with the boys just walking in the neighbourhood in the late evening. Altare was teasing me for some reason (not in a flirty way, but more of like a sibling kind like how he teases Kobo) and he started piggybacking me. It was actually cute.
t. Nowa Oji yumejo
waiting for my mating pressed by Nowa Oji dream soon.

>> No.31345938
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>>31345701
Outfits look kino. I hope the Tempus boys get their own versions because the default Stars idol outfits aren't really my thing.

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>>31345849
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm just a small little axelotl
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't fry me in your frying pan i will die in just one dip ooooooooooohh

I oNly havE 3 hit points pleas e sir i am a little axelotl i will not taste good at all nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.31345969

>>31345943
Why are both of the fanbase mascots so far so bullyable?

>> No.31345990

Astel is providing work BGM (singing) right now.

https://youtu.be/PpfL2tf_Mtw

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>>31345727

>> No.31346035

Used an AI generator to write a short Noir self insert story, it's pretty shit and I regenerated some lines when it started going into incomprehensible garbage, but the only thing I wrote was the initial prompt up top.
https://pastebin.com/0vHghube

>> No.31346039

>>31345969
the fact that magni and axel HAD to emphasize both mascots are edible and are consumed by them made it bullyable (and they are cute, it triggers the cute aggression response)

>> No.31346071

>>31345969
Because both fanbases deserve correction

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31346099

>>31346039
>>31346071
duality of /MANS/

>> No.31346102

>>31345829
Why do they draw Magni so rapeable....

>> No.31346109

>>31346071
Would you rather be fisted by Magni or mating pressed while being bitten all over by Axel?

>> No.31346152

>>31346099
That's silly, women don't actually enjoy keeping men in chastity. Right?

>> No.31346169 [SPOILER] 
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>>31346102
because he is built for rape and rough sex he needs correction

>> No.31346209

>Yagoo funneling Tempus' SC and Merch into StarsJP like he did with Hololive
Fucking ridiculous

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>>31346152
anon-kun...

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>> No.31346240

>>31346221
Don't give me false hope.

>> No.31346251

>>31345938
We’ll have to see. Considering how stars’ management is running the holostars brand Johnny’s-style, there’s a chance both Uproar and Tempus could get unique idol outfits from the OG9

>> No.31346278

>>31346239
kek

>> No.31346305

>31346209
(you)

>> No.31346318

>>31346239
Should make him pop

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>>31345990

>> No.31346329

>>31346169
>crying and drooling Mag
Anon please, I can only get so aroused....

>> No.31346347

>>31346239
>guh
>bruh
Kek

>> No.31346348

>>31346239
whoa they're me fr fr

>> No.31346358

>>31346251
Holy shit, imagine Tempus getting RPG inspired idol outfits e.g armor, sword, etc

>> No.31346382

>>31346071
axel bullies axelotls but then unlocks their humanoid form and ends up getting rape corrected by them instead

>> No.31346405
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>>31346239
>The size difference

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31346416

>>31346329
teases you with more

>> No.31346421

>>31346382
This is also my headcanon for magmites but they evolve into Magchamps instead of humans.

>> No.31346425
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31346425

>>31345990
Go Astel go!

>> No.31346498

>>31345727
Good work anon!

>> No.31346540
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31346540

>>31345717
>>31345829
I'm fucking going insane
https://files.catbox.moe/8glm1g.png

>> No.31346573

>>31346239
Ngl if I have to fuck a guy I think bossu might be it. He's really cool...

>> No.31346574

>>31346239
kek

>> No.31346650

>>31345717
Thanks, I'll write this down in my fic queue. At the same time it'd be kinda cool if whatever comes out grows up to be an unstoppable agent of destruction and chaos.

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>>31346540
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGS thank you anon

>> No.31346717
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31346717

>>31346540
Fujos are gods gift to mankind

>> No.31346750
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31346750

>Nowa's girl
>SC's Astel
This two timing whore..

>> No.31346756

Aniki....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpfL2tf_Mtw

>> No.31346773

>>31346750
This woman is mainly a Roberu Oil princess

>> No.31346780

also checking if any murabitos are awake?

>> No.31346798

>>31346717
They're worth more than the yumes at least. This place is gay central. Straight women need to catch up.

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31346804

>>31346756

>> No.31346828

>>31346750
She’s always been a Suntempo oshi (mainly Roberu) but she’ll also give superchats to the other stars when she feels like it

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31346843

Sleep tight...

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31346854

>>31346498
Thanks!

>> No.31346866

>>31346750
She SCs all the boys, anon...She's been the sugar mama for Star for a while now.

>> No.31346889

Aniki.. come back to us

>> No.31346893

Do you think the boys will play 7 dats to die?

>> No.31346897

>>31346750
she's the holostars oil baroness tho? she SC's everyone

>> No.31346928
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31346928

>>31346854
Fug, forgot the glasses.

>> No.31346931

>>31346750
She said she immediately regretted that SC on the Starlights Discord cuz she just spent a TON of money on the 2nd act merch

>> No.31346967

>>31346798
why are you taking shots at us when we could be kissing instead
t.biyume

>> No.31346994

>>31346239
omg that's the kind of internet humor I miss

>> No.31347001

>>31346967
ywbaw

>> No.31347020

>>31346893
Its possible

>> No.31347022

>>31346573
https://twitter.com/kageyamashien/status/1528709913685663744
https://twitter.com/kageyamashien/status/1557767546765725697
https://twitter.com/kageyamashien/status/1549445821208285185
This jackal’s voice tweets (essentially free voice packs at this point) are making it hard for people like me to resist trying to fuck jackal ass

>> No.31347047

>>31346967
More like bye yume

>> No.31347086

>>31347047
b-but sis … i thought /mans/ stood for unity …

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31347091

>>31346843
just like leader

>>31346931
damn, i noticed the JP boys despite having a smaller fanbase then the girls have some really, really dedicated oil barons/baroness

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31347112

>>31337497

>> No.31347149

>>31347112
For fuck's sake.

>> No.31347170

>>31347112
Oh I hate this. I blame Mori.

>> No.31347176

>>31347112
>Like the trash taste of hololive.
Ugh don't insult my boys like that

>> No.31347203

>>31347112
>of hololive
Clipwatcher

>> No.31347208

>>31347112
Someone kill that man

>> No.31347220

>>31347112
Altare would unironically be pleased with this comparison

>> No.31347223

>>31347091
There was a stretch for like half a year where I would see this woman send a Pink or Red SC every single Roberu stream, even on days where he does multiple streams.

>> No.31347224

Astel..

>> No.31347232
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31347232

>>31346798
Some anon wants to draw Axel empragnteting Nodoka, that is the closest thing we will ever get to hetero lewds. Obviously won't happen, but I can imagine

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31347239

>>31347112
He had me in the first half, but lost me during the last sentence.

>> No.31347248

>>31347112
>trashtaste mention
americans....

>> No.31347252

>>31345943
So Magni eats us like fruit gushers
Axel cooks us.
So is vesper going to be tea cup vats?

>> No.31347265

>>31347112
the least these people can do is call them Holostars and not Hololive...for fuck's sake

>> No.31347283

>>31347252
Milking us

>> No.31347297

>>31347252
Vespers hosts mahjong gatherings in the parts where we sip oolong and talk about pc parts and dumspter dive in the evening

>> No.31347316

>>31347297
>parts
*parks

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>> No.31347349

Can’t wait for the day the tempus guys can reach astel’s, rikka’s and izuru’s godly levels of singing

>> No.31347354

>>31347297
What type of Oolong

>> No.31347377

>>31347232
>empragnteting
You good?

>> No.31347383

>>31347330
Why is he looking at me like that?

>> No.31347385

>>31347252
He hangs us upside down and occasionally pokes an artery to spike his tea.

>> No.31347388

>>31347091
I think the Starlights (both JP and EN) are also really close-knit because of how small the fanbase is. Many of the EN fans learn basic Japanese just to understand the boys (and chat) because most of the time, there's no translator.

It's also unanimous that they are underappreciated within the industry so we spend more money on them to show our support. I've seen some Japanese Starlights buy over 20 of the same pin of their oshi.

>> No.31347403

>>31347354
Dongfang meiren

>> No.31347410

>>31346239
It’s even funnier when you realize that shien is an inch shorter than altaire

>> No.31347428

>>31347354
Formosa.

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31347433

>>31347252
desu i'm still confused whether we are a ball of plastic with googly eyes or teacup bats? uncle nowa really didn't give much ideas regarding his mascot (besides the ones mentioned)

>> No.31347444
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31347444

A-chan is very sad /MANS/. She looked through this thread and is really struggling to find a sane straight male to take care of her after a long day at the office. Please speak up if you're out there.

It's okay to be straight.

>> No.31347446

>>31347112
Oh of course it's SEA...

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31347451

>>31347252
>So Magni eats us like fruit gushers

>> No.31347466

>>31347297
you know
I just realized that a lot of Nowa's hobbies revolve or involves Taiwan, like Tea, Bicycles, Computer Parts...

>> No.31347483

>>31347444
I'm straight but I've long since lost any hope that I would be enough for someone.

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>>31347223
based winning son enjoyer baroness

>> No.31347490

>>31347349
You'll be waiting for a looooong time, anon. Rikka's a seasoned musician, Izuru's been busking since middle school and Astel's a theater kid. Even Rio, the closest one in Uproar, is still technically a tier under the god singer trifecta. I'm here for the singing training arc tho. That's the true idol experience, right there.

>> No.31347491

>>31347403
Based
>>31347428
"Formosa Oolong" just means Oolong from Taiwan and Taiwan produces a fuck ton of different oolongs

>> No.31347493

>>31346931
>Starlights
I fucking hate twittertards and how a fan name overshadowed the official one.

>> No.31347517

I ship Altare’s hands and Magni’s hands

>> No.31347522
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31347522

She really just used Magni and Nowa for the numbers…

>> No.31347548

>>31347522
go troll somewhere else, american

>> No.31347556

>>31347433
I like to stay away from the ball of plastic cause that's his precious personal thing. He likes tea and his a vampire who reads so we can base us off of his character instead of a personal experience. Tea cup bats just sounds right.

>> No.31347557

>>31347522
Not of our concern.

>> No.31347567

>>31347491
Clearly I need to study more of the teacraft. I have made a most embarrassing mistake.

>> No.31347598

>>31347522
Was it not obvious from the way she used to go “support the stars” but would ignore all of them unless they talk about her music?

>> No.31347650

writing fanfiction of axel breeding a hot humanoid female axelotl because i can

>> No.31347702

>>31347650
Then frying the kids

>> No.31347714

Snow Halation IKZZ

>> No.31347721

How were the streams last night? I couldn't watch any of them. Any yabs or any video was unlisted?

>> No.31347725

>>31347522
Not even risu collab with oga every week. Besides like uncle nowa said a streamer live and die by their solo content

>> No.31347741

>>31347522
I'm not her fan in the slightest but those collabs meant a lot to them and made the boys feel included. The only bad it did was create an influx of TT fans our way but they just stick to Reddit and chat.

>> No.31347751

>>31347557
I know that’s one of the commandments or whatever, but I can’t help but feel how slighted Regis and Axel would feel for not getting invites

>> No.31347768

>>31347721
there's not going to be a yab every day anon...
I personally liked the interview with leader the most.

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31347772

*axel starts singing*

>> No.31347773

>>31347714
https://youtu.be/fgoy73bgPGI

>> No.31347785

>>31346540
Milkies
https://files.catbox.moe/xlwb5a.png

>> No.31347804

>>31347522
Why are Americans like this

>> No.31347806

>>31347751
>I can’t help but feel how slighted Regis
That nigger hates women and children

>> No.31347819

>>31347702
apparently axolotls lay like thousands of eggs per season … that‘s more than enough fried food for our gladiator

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Yeah dude I'm totally sure Mori needed that boost from the boys of all people.. holy kek numberniggers are braindead

>> No.31347823

>>31347785
Oh Lord I'm coming down with a case of the vapours

>> No.31347826

>>31347493
I'm stupid what's the official fanname?

>> No.31347827

>>31347773
https://youtu.be/AFeWkeMX-NY

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31347829

>>31347785
why do I keep opening these even though I know exactly what it'll be

>> No.31347842

>>31347522
I don't see the boys here

>> No.31347844

>>31346750
Anon this woman gives Astel $100 every single time he sings Vaundy.

>> No.31347861

>>31347785
ToT

>> No.31347873

>>31347721
Not this time. The boys did talk about lewds and seisoness in Apex stream today but the VOD didn't get nuked.
Regis lost his shit on stream during the interview because he was malding over Shaco during his LoL days.

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31347883

I'm tired of being horny can I just enjoy talking about them without seeing all the coom fanarts

>> No.31347890

M(ag)preg

>> No.31347921

>>31347883
people who sexualize Nowa are fatherless harlots who will end up dead on the streets

>> No.31347927

>>31347751
Meds.

>> No.31347933

>>31347821
Regis got some good taste, smors poptarts are the best

>> No.31347962

>>31347921
>harlot(male)
ToT

>> No.31347966

>>31347826
ホロスタ民

>> No.31347972
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31347972

>>31347785
UOOOOOOOOOH MAGNI'S MOOGNIS OOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.31347973

>>31347883
No one is stopping you from talking.

>> No.31347986

>>31347741
>made the boys feel included
You mean Magni and Nowa? It’s good if they feel included but I feel by not reaching out to Regis or Axel, she just used Magni and Nowa for the views. I appreciated that she reached out to and welcomed TEMPUS, but now having only reached out to the two most hyped ones honestly makes me question her intent.

>> No.31348008

>>31347972
MAGNIS FAT FUCKING THIGHS AND TITS

>> No.31348016

>>31347768
With leader and nowa being so unhinged, I wouldn't be surprised if there was one a day.

>> No.31348033

>>31347883
Sure. What movie with what member would you want to watch with.
Most don't seem to handle scary stuff

>> No.31348057

>>31347741
>>31347986
Kek haha /mans/ got the shitposters from /stars/

>> No.31348060

>>31348008
this damn alchemist brat...fucking denying how erotic he is...rape correction is needed

>> No.31348062

>>31347388
yeah, i saw some pics on of fans during the Stars' fan meet up and a lot of people bought so many pins of their oshis

>>31347490
the only way Tempus could be on par with any of the singers in StarsJP is if they have a boy that specializes in singing that's also a musician, Regis and Axel are kinda that but the gap between them an Rikka, Izuru, Astel, Shien even Rio is massive

>> No.31348064

You ever wonder what Magni would think if he read these threads?

>> No.31348066

>>31348033
Nowa mentioned he has never seen No Country For Old Men so I immediately started thinking about a potential watchalong.

>> No.31348068

>>31347972
Who drew this one?

>> No.31348076

>>31347986
>>31347927

>> No.31348092
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31348092

What the fuck are you assholes watching on youtube
I swear I'm getting spammed with these annoying anime clips on youtube because I started consuming Stars EN content

>> No.31348108

>>31347232
We already had OC of Axel fucking some chick in these threads, do your /mans/ reps.

>> No.31348117

>>31348064
Nice try Magni. Now drop those pants, it's correction time.

>> No.31348122

>>31348033
Anyone but Altare. Fucker would spoil the movie right before the scene with the twist.

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>>31348068
here you go anon: https://twitter.com/hachimit5u/status/1560042805841756161

>> No.31348153

>>31348092
My homepage is just Tempus and cooking, so maybe the problem is you.

>> No.31348168

>>31348092
I turned off watch history and use an extension that always redirects the youtube front page to my subscriptions.

>> No.31348182

>>31347986
>I feel
How much are ya feeling those feels anon?

>> No.31348186

>>31348092
Same

>> No.31348211

>>31348092
Same. But I just filter them out and watch more of what I like.

>> No.31348220

>>31348182
Those feelings I feel completely

>> No.31348235

>>31348127
god bless you, is that you? or is it just some artist anons here found

>> No.31348238

>>31348092
I think it's just you. Just tell youtube to stop recommending it and it won't show up anymore

>> No.31348242

>>31347986
I think she knew Axel and Regis would be hard to vibe with. She's sensitive to people who can see through her bullshit.

>> No.31348248

God I love it when he sings this one, he does all kinds of funny screams/noises when singing

>> No.31348285

>>31347785
>>31346540
>mpreg
>male lactation
>chastity belt
why are fujos like this...

>> No.31348289

>>31348248
How am I supposed to work when he does this. He's sabotaging my job

>> No.31348295

>>31348033
I want a watchalong with all the boys but I'm not sure if they'd be interested in watching old anime movies with shitty english dubs. It's a guilty pleasure of mine.

>> No.31348315

>>31348235
the artist may or may have not posted here (through privatter i think) it's not me that's for sure

>> No.31348332

>>31348295
Garzeys wing with uncle nowa!

>> No.31348335

>>31346750
>Literally reverse harem'd holostars

>> No.31348349

Would you rim Magni's butt?

>> No.31348350

>>31348285
fatherless behavior

>> No.31348372

>>31348349
I don't have a parasite in my brain so I don't ass.

>> No.31348390

>hamtaro
Kek

>> No.31348404

>>31348349
He shaves so yes

>> No.31348409
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Fuck yeah seaweed!

>> No.31348440

>>31348295
They all seem to enjoy Gundam so maybe a older style movie isn't so far off.

>> No.31348446

>>31348092
Iunno about you but I still get the same recommendations as I always have.
If there's something you don't like you can always tell Youtube that you're either not interested in it or to never show you that channel ever again.

>> No.31348501
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31348501

>>31348127
I love demon leader so much

>> No.31348590
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31348590

>>31348501
i love him so much too...i love leader...

>> No.31348706

Kek Seaweed is amazing

>> No.31348731

https://youtu.be/cjAVNhjzAzc
Kek i love this part

>> No.31348744
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31348744

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK AXEL SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HIS DOG BONE LIKE A POPSICLE
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS LOVE JUICE IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK AXEL SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS FROM HIS MASSIVE HOUND DICK, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT WITH HIS CUM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS MUTT COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE AXEL I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT AXEL
HELP ME. FUCK. AXEL.
I'M SO HORNY FOR GLADIATOR COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK THE DOGG.
I WANNA FUCK THE DOGG.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.31348796

what are the chances that TTRPG just falls through

>> No.31348834

>>31348744
me with Nowa Oji

>> No.31348860

>>31348332
>>31348440
I want them to watch the Devilman: The Birth (1987), the dub is shit and it's unintentionally funny.

>> No.31348897

>>31348796
Zero, men finish what they start.

>> No.31349048

>>31348897
I'd like men to finish me.

>> No.31349067

Kek seaweed

>> No.31349082

>>31349048
no men will ever touch you

>> No.31349117

Astel making me laugh.

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31349127

>>31347522
Yay, more Rust!

>> No.31349143

>>31349082
Ain't that the truth, brutha

>> No.31349156

>>31347433
I really dig the tiny impractical hat. Very cute and I'm sure Nowa would love it too. Not a vampire fyi

>> No.31349160

Why is Astel choking on my dick?

>> No.31349173

>>31348731
Nowa practically gave it to them on a plate lol

>> No.31349188

>>31349160
No, he's laughing at how tiny it is

>> No.31349199

i'm gonna patiently wait for the day the either Axel or Regis are comfortable enough to do karaoke streams more often

>> No.31349228
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31349228

SOVL....

>> No.31349232

Astel PLEASE
LMAO

>> No.31349325

>>31349188
Maybe he should stop doing that so he wouldn't continue choking on small parts

>> No.31349399

At this point, Astel's having more fun doing impressions than actually singing seriously LMAO

>> No.31349416

>>31348796
Everyone seems excited about it and everyone but Magni has experience. Even then, Magni is the kind of kooky/not-so-closeted furry guy who would enjoy the rp. They did plan ahead of complications though, if you watched the TTRPG teaching stream. They have included ideas for shorter campaigns like MotW just in case. So loose ends will be more unlikely, especially now that the time limit's gone.

>> No.31349509

>>31349399
Welcome to Astel’s karaokes
Shame he no longer has disney perms for unarchived karaokes because he goes all out when he sings let it go

>> No.31349543

>>31349509
? He's not allowed to sing Disney songs anymore??

>> No.31349605

>>31349416
i'm really looking forward to a TTRPG stream with the boys since they sounded pretty excited to do one and Nowa having 7 years of experience from one campaign already sold me on it

>> No.31349666

>>31349543
He hasn’t sung a single disney song in months on his astel account anyway. He’s able to sing them fine in his roommate’s unarchive streams

>> No.31349752

>>31349666
JP can just continue streaming on their roommates? Cool.

>> No.31349837

>>31349752
Temma streams on his RM account regularly. One time, his schedule (both accounts combined) was so packed that he streamed about 11 hours in total everyday

>> No.31349890

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1561363612845080576

>> No.31349926
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i hope leader does a cello stream...even though he said it was scuffed during his Cult of the Lambs stream it was really good

>> No.31349986

>>31349890
It's going to be one expensive yakiniku...

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>>31349890
Good job, google.

>> No.31350006

altare interview was some peak stuff

>> No.31350014

>>31349752
anybody can stream on their roommate accounts at any time. mori and kiara’s roommates are both pretty active to this day. on the jp side, laplus frequently streams but also gets accused of giving more focus to her roommate than her holo account

>> No.31350098

>>31350006
Hearing him mald was fucking beautiful, so he's definitely been hiding his powerlevel after all.

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holy

>> No.31350174

>>31350140
i wanna smooch that homie

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>thinking doxfaggotry is okay as long as they use spoilers

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>>31350140
His smug aura mocks me.

>> No.31350294

>>31350203
/stars/ roommate posters are retarded prease anderstand

>> No.31350297

Uh oh... Axel is trying to make Gamma eat vegemite...

>> No.31350305

>>31350203
Nowa is a vampire

>> No.31350310

AXEL NO
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1561365489246695424?t=0nc2-x11popFEwhcZSME_w&s=19

>> No.31350346

>>31350310
Why are aussies like this

>> No.31350370

>>31349752
The rule for both Holo and NIji at least is they just can't also be vtubers on the side.

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Why are aussies like this?

>> No.31350422

>>31347112
>the trash taste of hololive
this what happens when we introduce mori and deadbeats into an ecosystem

>> No.31350436

>>31350346
>>31350384
now kiss

>> No.31350442

>>31350310
>bae killed roberu with vegemite and moving on to shien
>axel is making moves on gamma
JPStars...

>> No.31350497

/MANS/ baker please don't leave us in the dark

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>>31350346
Us mere mortals couldn't possibly comprehend the inner machinations of their mind.

>> No.31350533

>>31350310
>every single australian hire has tried to kill at least one starsjp member
Australians are a mistake

>> No.31350544

I'm depressed af Nowa pls save me

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>>31350310
it's happening again.....

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