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Stream in 90 minutes. Also don't forget about her contests:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxUZNhlazQx-orrMFp4AaABCQ

Previous thread >>3209510

>Next stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiL5SlkeX8U

>Last stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTmts5-tK-g

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>> No.3231393

>>3231378
can you post a version without the /yah/?

>> No.3231401

>>3231393
I know I've seen one on twitter.

>> No.3231422
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I'll be thrown away when she gets bored of me...

>> No.3231425
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>>3230303
>>3231192
cute and funny bear...

>> No.3231429

Organizer. Birthday card. Your messages. Deadline May 7th. You know the drill. Check older threads for sneak peeks of the whole thing; I want to avoid spoiling the surprise too much now.

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>>3231393

>> No.3231444
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>> No.3231452

She's smarter than I originally gave her credit for.
>>3231422
And then she'll find a way to appear interested in you again so you buy more.

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3231464

In this thread we hate Raziel!

>> No.3231468

>>3231422
she'll only get bored if you stop buying mugs

>> No.3231490
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>>3231422
>we thought the mugs were the mugs to be broken when in fact the mugs were the broken dads ready to be bought again
yah

>> No.3231504

I have a feeling next stream will be a zatsudan stream

>> No.3231510

>>3231444
Soviet Bea has been subject to color revolutions and completely independent non-CIA backed action and now accepts capitalism.

>> No.3231530
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3231530

Honestly the only thing Raziel can do now is take a POV shot of him sitting at the dinner table and photoshop Chihiro into the seat across from him
It would break Bea's little heart, but it's something that must be done so she can grow

>> No.3231553
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3231553

Im getting sick of this bear's antics

>> No.3231573

EURODADS STRONG
I'm going to take a quick nap

>> No.3231574

>>3231530
"Sorry Bea, I love Chihiro."
Bea gets fucking BLASTED

>> No.3231586

>>3231574
i'd pay to see this

>> No.3231592

>>3231530
Sounds like you love drama more than her streams

>> No.3231598
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3231598

I think the bear is a coward and a fool.
Additionally, I believe that she's an idiot-head.

>> No.3231653

>>3231598
GO AWAY CHIHIRO
you have a date with raziel remember?

>> No.3231660

>more grey bullying
lmao

>> No.3231681

When is Chihiro's birthday? I want to give her presents instead.

>> No.3231711
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>>3231681
Are you sure it is something you want to find out?

>> No.3231731
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>>3231681
you might want to reconsider

>> No.3231748

I would like Beatani to sit on my shoulders.

>> No.3231762

>>3231444
wtf I love capitalism

>> No.3231765

>>3231748
I'd like her to sit on my face

>> No.3231768
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>>3231681
You better fucking watch yourself, buddy

>> No.3231783

>>3231765
I'd like this also but it didn't seem original

>> No.3231797

>>3231430
gracias

>> No.3231850
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>> No.3231858

>>3231850
Hiro is a whore

>> No.3231894

>>3231850
Slut

>> No.3231907

>>3231850
i wish i could watch the bear fuck Hiro

>> No.3231908

More Recettear tonight? Fuck yeah

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>>3231907
>>3231894
>>3231858
Stop messing around!

>> No.3232001

don't forget to sage your post dads, this thread will be a long ride

>> No.3232019

>>3232001
Why sage, it's gonna hit bump limit in like two hours anyway.

>> No.3232026

If Chihiro were going on a date, what clothes would she une?

>> No.3232134
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>>3232026
chihiro is a pure christian girl
she'd cover up and refuse to let you have any until marriage

>> No.3232148

>>3232026
Chihiro is already married.

>> No.3232167

>>3232148
To me, that's why Bea hates her, because she has to call her mom.

>> No.3232178

>>3232167
Wow. Bea truly is pitiful...

>> No.3232192

>>3232134
bear should be like her

>> No.3232223

>>3232134
wtf I love chihiro now

>> No.3232238

>>3232167
Didn't know Bea was part of a muslim family.

>> No.3232248

>>3232148
Beatani should learn from Chihiro

>> No.3232439

>>3232134
Since she probably doesn't have ADHD, I bet she's an animal in bed, unlike her younger sister.

>> No.3232459

>>3232248
Beatani is a huge siscon, that's why when Chihiro got married, she started calling her a bitch.

>> No.3232501

>>3232459
This is why she hates NTR.
Bea x Chihiro forever

>> No.3232563

>>3232439
Would Beatani stop in the middle of sex, to start talking about what Hiromoot tweeted that day?

>> No.3232570

I want to listen to 60s and 70s music with Beatani

>> No.3232581

>>3232563
You reminded me of this >>3191268

>> No.3232586

>>3232501
more like bea x meds forever

>> No.3232608

>>3232563
that's hot

>> No.3232619

>>3232134
>doesn't verbally abuse her fans
>doesn't threaten physical violence against people who cross her
>doesn't idolize hiroshimoot
>doesn't judge people by how much money they give her
>doesn't try to make her fans jealous by praising specific people who donate to her
>doesn't have disgusting fetishes like limb removal
>doesn't rely on meds/alcohol
>has a social life, has friends
>realized her younger sister was becoming a monster, did the world a service by trapping a nutcase on the internet
>carries the weight of her guilt every day, knowing in the end she made the right choice

Chihiro is the real protagonist of this story, and people need to see it. If she started a channel, I would support her in a heartbeat.

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3232692

STOP THIS. Last time we fucked up!

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Pre-stream status update on the mosaic, we're almost there dads

>> No.3232723

>>3232692
There's no going back. We go all in or we don't.

>> No.3232732

>>3232563
>>3232581
Yeah we discussed this last thread

>> No.3232743

>>3232692
chihiro is my oshi now, you can't stop me

>> No.3232759

>>3232619
This sounds like Chihiro propaganda. There is not enough information on Chihiro to draw any solid conclusions yet.

>> No.3232776

>>3232719
A2chama....

>> No.3232786

The cold war between Beatanism and Chihirism has started.

>> No.3232795

>>3232619
holy fuck what a based bear

>> No.3232797
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>>3232719

>> No.3232837

>>3232719
No one will notice if 1 is missing

>> No.3232844
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I LOVE BEATANI! CHIHIRO IS A BITCH!

>> No.3232855

>>3232619
In another timeline it was Chihiro that came to /vt/.

>> No.3232875

>>3231490
I still dont get the eating glue reference. I've seen them in Azure Lane circles eventhough I haven't watched the anime nor play gachas

>> No.3232895

>>3232619
Nah, this is an anime where the demon lord Bea learns humility in the virtual world with her ragtag party of dads and remote kids to become the hero. Chihiro is the lawful evil antagonist.

>> No.3232900

>>3232875
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/31875/what-does-it-mean-to-eat-glue

>> No.3232907

>>3232759
The fact she trapped Beatani on the internet is enough information in itself. The only details we've been given about Chihiro are from Beatani, who naturally skews things in a way to make her the villain.

Beatani clearly harbors anger toward Chihiro, but this goes beyond XP Hill. Chihiro is a contract to Beatani, shown by her design having opposite colors to hers. Beatani's ADHD is Chihiro's mental clarity, Beatani's verbal abuse is Chihiro's friendship.

We can easily determine that Chihiro is everything Beatani is not. That is, kind, respectful, loving, and healthy. The answers are in front of you, and it's up to you if you want to see them.

>> No.3232930

Chihiro is the vtuber we need, but Beatani is the one we deserve.

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3232942

Chihiro is gaining traction. Is it over dads? Are we losing control? I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE BEAR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.3232943

>>3232907
Contrast*, not contract

>> No.3232949

>>3232875
I don't think it's a reference. Sometimes people say that special needs children eat the glue during arts and crafts

>> No.3232950

>>3232844
chihiro will always love you, even if you hurt her deeply

>> No.3232960

CHIHIRO LOVE

>> No.3232963

>>3232930
Truer words have never been spoken until now.

>> No.3232970

Are we entering this arc again?

>> No.3232972

Beatani birthday is coming too fast, I don't think I will be able to complete anything as I am too busy finishing Chihiro gifts.

>> No.3232985

Buying a Chihiro mug right now.

>> No.3233001

>>3232960
>>3232972
>>3232985
I want to hear Chihiro say "yah"

>> No.3233002

>>3232875
I think it might just be an American thing. Over here, a glue eater is an idiot, almost mentally retarded

>> No.3233034

Can I get a sweater that has Chihiro and listener-chan on it?

>> No.3233036

>>3233002
I've never heard it as an American. Maybe it's a phrase only used by old people.

>> No.3233047

>>3233034
Chihiro peroperoing Listener-chan...

>> No.3233062
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3233062

Fight back! Show your support for Chihiro!

>> No.3233067

>>3233002
I can vouch that glue eaters refer to retards in burgerland
>>3233036
...okay maybe not all of bugerland

>> No.3233068

all the yah makes me want to listen to deathgrips with Beatani

>> No.3233074

>>3233034
This I'd pay double the amount that I payed for the lame one with Bea on it

>> No.3233082

BUY CHIHIROCOIN

>> No.3233083

>>3233068
YUH

>> No.3233101

WILL SHE BE ABLE TO AMKE 2000PIXI IN LESS THAN A DAY

WATCH THE STREAM AND FIND OUT!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiL5SlkeX8U
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiL5SlkeX8U
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiL5SlkeX8U

>> No.3233122

>>3233101
Will I be able to watch more than 3 minutes before completely falling asleep from fatigue?

>> No.3233135
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfkPdxP-Po

>> No.3233154

if i call her a nerd will she cry?

>> No.3233161
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>>3233062
meds

>> No.3233165

Every single dad should recognize my name, but I can't come up with a 300x300 pixel message. It either feels cringe or sappy, and I can't draw. Why is this the thing that is getting to me? You dads who submitted so quickly are amazing. I will try to submit something before the deadline...

>> No.3233186

>>3233154
Chihiro? No. Chihiro is a confident, self assured bear.

>> No.3233227

>>3233165
Go like this:
Happy birthday Bea!
-Name (optional)
It's not rock science

>> No.3233249

>>3233186
what if I kissed her and then called her a nerd?

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I'm sorry Dads, but I've just realized I've started to Gosling for Beatani. At first it was just a few interactions or twitter or youtube, nothing personal, but even though they aren't personal, I've begun to view them as such. It explains why I've been catching Beatani's streams even if I'm not too interested in the game she's playing and would rather play something myself. I thought I would just view her as my daughter and laugh it away but these feelings aren't what a father has for a daughter, they are for a soon-to-be mother. I'm sorry once more, I shouldn't have come to this state of being, I didn't even notice it, but here I am. BeaBea

>> No.3233266

>>3233165
I've never been good with messages. Even when writing "happy birthday" or "get well soon" letters to relatives I would always struggle to come up with anything beyond a meaningless platitude.

The thing you have to learn to accept is that, with something as simple as a "happy birthday" card anyway, a meaningless platitude isn't so meaningless. It's not saying much but it's still showing you care enough to let them know you're thinking about them.

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>>3233250

>> No.3233293
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>>3233165
Just do something. You realize no matter what you put on there bea will be grateful for it. It's not about the artistry, it's about the fucking SOUL. So hurry up and put your submission in. It doesn't have to be perfect. It just needs to be genuine.

>> No.3233302

>>3233250
Quit while you still can then.

>> No.3233303
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>>3233250
So you ended like this too huh?

>> No.3233305

beatani daughterwife

>> No.3233327

>>3233303
Didn't get my chemical burn yet.

>> No.3233337

>>3231378
I dunno bros. Interest waning from abusive housewife bear. I thought I was signing up for some menhera autistic bear, not 50 shades of grey bear.

>> No.3233343
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3233343

How do we tame this brat once and for all?

>> No.3233358

>>3233343
I see this image is doing rounds around different boards.

>> No.3233364

>>3233343
Drug her and cut off her limbs.

>> No.3233415

I'm going to seize Beatani's means of reproduction.

>> No.3233425

RED AWAY
CHIHIRO LOVE

>> No.3233480

>>3233358
the truth is universal anon

>> No.3233491

SHE OVERSLEEP

>> No.3233512

Late AGAIN? What a kusobear.

>> No.3233519

>>3233491
Apologize

>> No.3233530
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3233530

Fashionably late bear!

>> No.3233535

>115 waitong
>30 watching
comrade Yutobov is drinking again

>> No.3233564

>yukkuri beatani
I don't know why I'm shocked at this point

>> No.3233584

is that her computer dying in the background?

>> No.3233601

>>3233564
What's she filled with?

>> No.3233604

>>3233530
Looks like a tourist.

>> No.3233622

>>3233343
newfag

>> No.3233646
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3233646

>5 dislikes
why?

>> No.3233668

It's ok if a girl drinks so.i more estrogen for them.

>> No.3233686

>>3233646
CHIHIRO LOVE, CAPITALISM LOVE

>> No.3233693

>>3233646
5 people who like capitalism

>> No.3233698

>>3233601
Me

>> No.3233703 [DELETED] 

>>3233646
basedgate

>> No.3233710

>she doesn't accept cereal
I'm ngmi bros...

>> No.3233713

>>3233646
BEA HATE, COMMIE HATE

>> No.3233719

Is she going to make a Live2D model out of the winning outfit?

>> No.3233723

>>3233604
Of course she's coming to Anaheim for our date.

>> No.3233736

>people eat meat more than once a week...

>> No.3233737

>>3233719
Don't expect such things.

>> No.3233746

>She used my outfit for the thumbnail
I don't care if I won the contest, I'm happy enough already

>> No.3233754

>>3233719
Likely given what the community post says.

>> No.3233756

>>3233736
skellington anon...

>> No.3233769

>>3233719
That's the outfit she's gonna wear when she goes on a date with the winner of the breakfast contest.

>> No.3233775

BASEDLETBEAR EATS PEOPLE

>> No.3233792

She sees eating as a waste of time. Thin Bea love.

>> No.3233797

>>3233736
I'd be carnivore if it weren't so fucking expensive

>> No.3233801

Balon bros...

>> No.3233821

>>3233769
Breakfast comes after our date

>> No.3233829

>>3233736
Everyday bro. I need the muscles.

>> No.3233837

>that random comment from a dude saying he's from a communist country
zhang alert?

>> No.3233841

>>3233775
onions

>> No.3233851

CARNIVORE
CARNIVORE
WON'T YOU COME DIGEST ME?

>> No.3233853

>>3233829
fish > meat

>> No.3233876

>>3233775
basedlet

>> No.3233910

this snickering bear ...

>> No.3233911

>>3233853
You should only eat fish (ocean) only 3 times per week and no more. All that shit in the ocean will get into your body.

>> No.3233919

This has game over written all over it.

>> No.3233924

>>3233736
I don't feel satisfied unless something died for my meal.

>> No.3233931

She isn't OUR daughter anymore tovarish.

>> No.3233932

>>3233837
He lives in a free country, tovarisch!

>> No.3233954

>bea will let go of you if it can get her more money

>> No.3233970

>>3233911
I eat salmon everyday, i love the ocean shit

>> No.3233974

POOR HATE

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>>3233954
You mean to tell me she'll turn into a certain someone kek.

>> No.3233995

This is retarded, but it would be a funny twist if there was a chuuba that superchatted the audience if their comments amused them.

>> No.3234035

Should've sold her body

>> No.3234040

>>3233736
Do you get all your nutritional information from the USDA food pyramid anon?

>> No.3234063

>immediately goes into horny mode when she bankrupts
someone post "it"

>> No.3234089

>I love this situation

>> No.3234099

YAB

>> No.3234103

>>3234063
>>3191293

>> No.3234106

IT'S JOKE

>> No.3234109
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3234109

Wouldn't it be hilarious if you Oil Baloned right now? Why not try it?

>> No.3234138

>>3234109
basado

>> No.3234139

>>3234109
I-i kneel

>> No.3234147

>>3234109
I'll do it myself , thanks

>> No.3234149

>>3234109
Jezas anon

>> No.3234154

>>3234103
dare I say it BASED

>> No.3234155

Glad it was you max!

>> No.3234158

>>3234109
Good looking out dad

>> No.3234164

>>3234040
no idea what that is, i just eat the fish

>> No.3234208

>>3234109
I was too slow.. damn. Thanks anyways good Dad

>> No.3234215

>>3234155
It wasn't me, I matched him.

>> No.3234232

>>3234215
Extra based

>> No.3234287

Balon dads, (you) are based.

>> No.3234294

is it sale on oil balons kek

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>>3234109
Good idea, dad. Plebians deserve to send love too.

>> No.3234308

>All these oil balons
I kneel...

>> No.3234346

The Balon discord is going to be twice as big after this stream.

>> No.3234350

>>3234308
where do they come from?

>> No.3234369
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3234369

>>3234302
Nice work fellow Balon

>> No.3234396

>>3234302
Thanks for bankrolling my capitalist revolution, oil balon-sama.

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>>3234302
>>3234109

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>I am a US resident and I agree to the terms and both the card and ACH authorizations.
>uhhh
I'm sorry dads, I'll have to save up the money to bully our rebellious commie daughter until her birthday.
Godspeed fellow barons.

>> No.3234478

>>3234350
Beatani said she hates capitalism and calls the oil balon pigs. The balons came to punish her.

>> No.3234483
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3234483

>Accidentally Oil Baloned with my own money
Well shit, I guess I have a new membership now.

>> No.3234512

I wanted to upgrade to oil balon on her birthday but I guess this was just as good of an opportunity for it.

>> No.3234533

>>3234483
You can always become a family member before the next pay cycle.

>> No.3234556

>>3234512
You fuckers almost made me do it now, but I'm going to wait until her birthday

>> No.3234561 [DELETED] 

>>3234533
>>3234483
You CAN downgrade, but what would Bea think?

>> No.3234573

why has beatani changed her voice

>> No.3234576

>>3234561
Are downgrades verbose or silent?

>> No.3234588

I'm almost upset I was already a balon so I couldn't take part in the monetary bullying

>> No.3234596

>>3234512
That's a good idea. Oil baron train bday party ho

>> No.3234601

>>3234573
She did her reps

>> No.3234610

>>3234483
It would break her heart if you downgraded, you are stuck with it forever.

>> No.3234613

Mind breaking beatani with balon membearships.

>> No.3234616

>>3234573
take your meds
I think something might be wrong with her mic settings since it sounds kinda clipp-y for the last two streams. I dunno maybe it's the kinda thing where it just needs to be unplugged and plugged back in. This kinda stuff isn't my expertise.

>> No.3234632

>>3234561
Well true, but wouldn't want anons that would hurt themselves in the long run.
>>3234576
Silent I think.

>> No.3234641

when is her bday?

>> No.3234647

>>3234576
Silent, but the downgrade doesn't happen until the end of the billing cycle.

>> No.3234690

It takes being a reply guy to become a boytoy

>> No.3234695

>>3234616
I just meant a few minutes ago, her pitch seems higher

>> No.3234701

Beating my daughter!

>> No.3234717

I'm going to spank this brat until she passes out from the pain

>> No.3234718

>>3234610
>>3234576
Silent

>> No.3234719

ok i'm horny now

>> No.3234724

GOD DAMNIT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE S BEATANI

>> No.3234725

Beating and hummilliating Beatani! In sexual ways

>> No.3234730

>>3234690
I'd never stoop that low, replyguys are cringe

>> No.3234732

>>3234641
May 10th, how do you not have this tattooed on your skin by now?

>> No.3234739
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3234739

So... Will you dads?

>> No.3234748

>>3234718
Don't tell them!

>> No.3234754

Bea's gonna fuckin kill me...

>> No.3234756

>>3234730
It seemed to work for some though. I don't know what to think about that.

>> No.3234764

>>3234739
Squeamish dads look away.. I know what I must do

>> No.3234767

>>3234739
other way around anon

>> No.3234772
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3234772

>>3234725
Just remember, you asked for this.

>> No.3234788

>>3234695
I think she is going higher generally because she is doing the loli girl's voice.

>> No.3234812

>>3234695
Seems the same to me.

>> No.3234837

>>3234788
There's some kind of weird compression artifact.
You can hear it when she makes an "s" sound.

>> No.3234838
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3234838

>>3234739
She actually makes me want to exercise, what the fuck

>> No.3234865

>>3234739
I always believed.

>> No.3234866

>>3234837
Must be the voice changer.

>> No.3234881

Living in a commune with Beatani!

>> No.3234894

>>3234838
So you can beat her harder?

>> No.3234901

Wow she really is discount Botan

>> No.3234911

>>3234866
Yeah, the voice changer she used for RFA caused her normal voice to clip a lot.

>> No.3234916

>>3234739
she's going to be having a lot more "falls" when I'm around

>> No.3234922

Oh it makes sense now, the Russian in college, the love of communism. She is one of those japs who likes the soviet union. I swear nips find the weirdest niches

>> No.3234971
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3234971

Ekusupuroshon-san, sometimes I don't know how to follow up, or I look back to my notebook, so forgive me if I don't reply to YT chat RP

>> No.3234989

>>3234922
As long as she redistributes the pussy to the dads who lack some it is all good.

>> No.3235033

Is this a real water break?

>> No.3235039

>>3234922
I dunno anon, have you ever met russians? They can be very friendly people who are loyal to their friends. This can confuse people into getting jewed into believing the USSR wasn't so bad after all.

>> No.3235042

>>3233293
holy shit someone reposted my koikatsu image

>> No.3235054

Imagine Beatani's pee...

>> No.3235087

/sip/

>> No.3235095

"I love water"
>cracks open a cold one

>> No.3235107
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3235107

>>3235054
it's not fair to just flush it away

>> No.3235111

>>3235054
stepping on beatani's stomach until you force her to leak!

>> No.3235132

>>3235054
I want to drink it

>> No.3235134

Well. I hope she doesn't take her meds this time

>> No.3235145

why did it just sound like she dropped her """""water""""" all over the place, she even went "kuso" under her breath

>> No.3235150

>>3235039
Yeah but nips don't leave their home. They're just obsessed with an idea. Nips who are obsessed with America aren't some Kenji Smith. They usually idolize the "image" of America, burgers and rock n roll.

>> No.3235153

>>3235054
I bet it is as clear and refreshing as the river she slaps salmon out of

>> No.3235203
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3235203

>>3234739
Normally an M but she's such a brat I can't help but want to break her.

>> No.3235225

>>3235150
I should also add that a lot of them are just plain ignorant of the world. Most non Japanese history is skimmed over in school.

>> No.3235226

so she said using character creation tools is OK for the fashion contest, guess I'll send in some of those picrews I ended up making
I guess the point is if you're as insecure as me that's an option to keep in mind (or you could use stuff like koikatsu I dunno)

>> No.3235287

>>3235225
Yeah, I am reminded of Marine asking if she could go to an American city and walk alone in the middle of the night with no problems and the chat had to tell her repeatedly America is a dangerous place not at all like Japan.

>> No.3235323

>i would never abandon you in the future...JUST NAO
this bear

>> No.3235342
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3235342

Thanks for the push

>> No.3235350

>>3235323
She will forget about us...

>> No.3235351

>>3235287
>America is a dangerous place not at all like Japan
Pffft. There are areas in probably the 10 biggest American cities that anyone would want to avoid after dark, but you just have to know where not to go. That issue doesn't come up in Japan, true.

>> No.3235354
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3235354

>>"i abandon you grey guy"

>> No.3235359

>>3235287
was she asking that as a "I want to go out and get raped" kind of way?

>> No.3235376

thats not how you use the word objectively retard

>> No.3235408

>>3235342
Received -- as I said earlier, the more the merrier. Everything else is of secondary importance.

>> No.3235438

>>3235408
Card guy, are you the one who asked for the Norton sketch? Did you use it?

>> No.3235468

God damnit. This smug fucking kuma is going to force me to make a throwaway Google account just to greyfag.

>> No.3235495 [SPOILER] 
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3235495

>>3235438
Yes, it's on the map. Is it yours? You can change anything if you want.

>> No.3235508

Is Beatani my wife, or my daughter?

>> No.3235515

>>3235508
yes

>> No.3235519

>>3235495
Kek. Nah it's fine. I wanted to know if it was put to use that's all.
Well done anon.

>> No.3235525

>>3235508
Daughterwife of course

>> No.3235526

>>3235508
Dunno about you, but she's my husband and owner

>> No.3235529

how often will she die on purpose with the elf archer girl when she unlocks her?

>> No.3235537

>>3235508
Daughterwifepunchingbag

>> No.3235570

Looks like 3k before birthday is an inevitability.

>> No.3235578

>parananchara

>> No.3235594

>She is already tipsy

>> No.3235627

>The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of "rest-and-digest" or "feed and breed" activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation, urination, digestion, and defecation.

>> No.3235643

>beatani is passed out on your bed from drinking too much
what do dads?

>> No.3235655

>>3235627
>I feel arousal after eating a lot and resting
That explains it.

>> No.3235668

>>3235643
prone bone anal

>> No.3235672

>>3235643
tuck her in. The fugging comes later

>> No.3235673

>>3235643
See >>3235111

>> No.3235685

>>3235643
SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

>> No.3235689

>>3235643
Roll her on her side and cover her with a blanket!

>> No.3235693

>>3235643
carry to her bed and tuck her in nice and comfy then cum on her sleeping face

>> No.3235714

>>3235643
Put her hand inside a water cup so she pees herself then make fun of her for doing that and force her to wear diapers while putting diuretics on her food till she becomes completely unable to control her pee

>> No.3235725

>>3235643
Wait until morning and make her a nice breakfast.

>> No.3235740
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3235740

>>3235689
>>3235725
correct

>>3235668
>>3235672
>>3235673
>>3235685
>>3235693
>>3235714
she will read this, have (You) no shame barons?

>> No.3235741

>>3235643
Bowl of eggs.
The entire thing.

>> No.3235755

ぬるぽ

>> No.3235757

>>3235693
べすど

>> No.3235761

>>3235740
I haven't even told about how I want to stop her from shaving

>> No.3235764

beatani naizuri

>> No.3235773

>>3235740
God I hope she does

>> No.3235785

>>3235643
I'm a roper, so I'm going to shoot ropes on her tummy so she's all slimy.

>> No.3235788

>>3235643
>your bed
brat took my bed from me
jokes on her I'll sleep in hers as revenge

>> No.3235790

>>3235761
>not wanting her to go paipan so everyone in the onsen will think she's a whore

>> No.3235798

>>3235408
Thanks. At least now I'll have something there. If I can come up with something better, I know the deadline.

>> No.3235803

>>3235761
Rubbing the furry bear pussy!

>> No.3235805

Those Beatani thinking noises are intense you can clearly see she doesn't do that often

>> No.3235813
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3235813

>>3235740
No, I want to peropero my daughter, and I'm tired of saying I'm don't want to.

>> No.3235815

>looks up slime and tentacle
Horny break is here

>> No.3235823

>>3235788
>jokes on her I'll slip in her as revenge

>> No.3235839

What is lewd about slimes?

>> No.3235853

>>3235790
People think women who shave are whores?

>> No.3235869

>>3235741
anon....

>> No.3235875

>>3235839
living fluid can fill a girl completely and take whatever shape it wants

>> No.3235880

>>3235761
Imagine her wearing a fundoshi with her white pubic hair sticking out, embarrassing her further.

>> No.3235881

RRAT

>> No.3235887
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3235887

>>3235839
They can take MANY forms.

>> No.3235914

>>3235839
they're living onaholes

>> No.3235928

>>3235880
It really helps the pheromones waft through the air.

>> No.3235932

>>3235887
In this game they are all just blob shaped though.

>> No.3235939

>>3235880
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.3235944

>>3235839
Being trapped inside and forced to take it, I'd imagine.

>>3235914
Also this.

>> No.3235981

SUSAN HATE

>> No.3235985

stream died as Bea was screaming lol

>> No.3235992

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.3236010
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3236010

this fucking rrat

>> No.3236053

It's over.

>> No.3236080

>>3235668
the only correct response

>> No.3236092

Strong.... Rrats...

>> No.3236097

>>3236053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omDeVOYzi2k back

>> No.3236104
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3236104

>>3236053

>> No.3236106
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3236106

>>3236010
It was (YOU).

>> No.3236127

its back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omDeVOYzi2k

>> No.3236197
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3236197

>japanese luv communism
this bear man, do you guys think she would like Angel Cop?

>> No.3236208

>My only interest is my husband

>> No.3236228
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3236228

ok I was really caught off guard by that reference
based bear

>> No.3236230

>>3236197
"Who is (((jew)))?"

>> No.3236243
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3236243

>Japanese love communism

>> No.3236259

>>3236228
She was reading my comment but I'm really glad she said (my paraphrased comment). I'm gonna learn how to clip videos just for that.

>> No.3236264

>>3236197
The ENG dub of Angel Cop is a fucking ride, Bea said she finds a lot of goreflicks boring but she might find the dialogue funny

>> No.3236277

>>3235740
>she will read this
That's the idea.

>> No.3236283

Rrat is dead and we killed him.

>> No.3236290

Okay, that was funny.

>> No.3236301

>>3236264
Oh also of course she'd UOHHHH for the pyrokinetic loli wheneever she came on screen

>> No.3236313
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3236313

>>3236228
but I like runescape...

>> No.3236327

>>3236264
It also censors the most based part.

>> No.3236370

Looks like she is getting the hang of it

>> No.3236406

>>3235761
I want to CHOKE on beatani's muff

>> No.3236417

When is my oil baron discord invite coming?

>> No.3236425

>>3235761
I want Beatani to force me to clean her hairy pits

>> No.3236448

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>> No.3236455

Marxbros...

>> No.3236460

>>3235761
Pressing my face against her bush!

>> No.3236467
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3236467

>keep switching between capitalism and commie

>> No.3236507

>>3236467
Oh no, she's becoming a jreg fan without ever watching his videos.

>> No.3236531

>Going crazy for kusogaki

>> No.3236553

Is it time?
https://youtu.be/3w-FQoNrwHM

>> No.3236566

>>3236531
Like father like daughter

>> No.3236577

>>3236531
she's got good tastes, what's wrong with that?

>> No.3236592
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3236592

>>3236467
America wins again!

>> No.3236607

>>3236417
After your $100 superchat, we can't just let anyone in there.

>> No.3236619

which kusogaki will when

>> No.3236636

>>3235761
Shaving the lips and leaving the mons pubis untouched is the patrician's choice.

>> No.3236682

My Beatani Japanese tweet translation reps are paying off.

>> No.3236711

her blain is bloken
starting to think this bear should be doing her hand reps before stream

>> No.3236759

>>3236636
based

>> No.3236760

What's the chance she does her reps right after finishing the stream?

>> No.3236773

>>3236636
that's the only correct choice

>> No.3236778

Its not erotic....it is eroticism itself T o T

>> No.3236788

>>3236760
what's the chance she's absentmindedly fondling her crotch right NOW

>> No.3236790

>>3236760
hope she does them during without muting.

>> No.3236803

>>3236788
The slurping sounds are her sucking her fingers.

>> No.3236831

>>3235839
https://files.catbox.moe/ro87sq.png

>> No.3236858

>>3236788
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.3236866

>>3236788
IMAGINE

>> No.3236881

>>3235839
Your ero trap dungeon reps...

>> No.3236910

>>3236831
yes

>> No.3236962

>>3236831
Killer slime?

>> No.3237285

how many cans so far?

>> No.3237321
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3237321

Beatani's canned urine!

>> No.3237336

beatani will be heartbroken if she ever learns of communism's track record with perverts.

>> No.3237453

I don't get the Raziel thing
She likes koroke and that's it

>> No.3237472

>>3237453
raziel-san is getting groomed into being an unpaid cook

>> No.3237495

Burgers, your time as come. She only likes the most unhealthy, fried shit for breakfast possible.

>> No.3237509

Is that really breakfast.....

>> No.3237548
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3237548

>>3237509
If that's a breakfast entry I'm not bothering with the contest, it's obvious this would get picked

>> No.3237598
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3237598

WIP... Is it cute and worth continuing?

>> No.3237612
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3237612

>expecting western viewers to post their "quality" breakfast

>> No.3237627

>>3237509
No, but I would imagine his breakfast entry would look about as good.

>> No.3237653

every fucking thing she's shared with us and making fun of vegans is where she draws the line?

>> No.3237656

>>3237509
I was looking forward to making something interesting tomorrow, but if that's the competition then I won't bother

>> No.3237663

Bear logic

>capitalism vs communism
not dangerous
>veganism
dangerous

>> No.3237669

>talking about veganism
Of course beatani wouldn't like it, how can you be a vegan and lick up blood from your victims?

>> No.3237672

>vegan is foolish
Hello, Based Department?

>> No.3237702

Gotta bounce but keep your BD messages coming

>> No.3237704

>>3237598
Go ahead and continue lumberjack bear.

>> No.3237707

>>3237598
It's cute

>> No.3237731

Somebody make a traditional Japanese breakfast and embarrass her with it.

>> No.3237745

>>3237731
Hopefully the japanese friends join in on the contest

>> No.3237747

Beatani should watch this video if she wants to argue more with her vegan friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGG-A80Tl5g

>> No.3237834

I don't know why I'm surprised about the idea of japanese vegans, I thought it was a mostly western thing for some reason

>> No.3237838
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3237838

>Capitalism is very scary for me
From each according to their cunny, to each according to their uooooohh.

>> No.3237859

>>3237834
People seem to think Japan is not stained by the problems we go through, but on the contratry, they suffer these problems too.

>> No.3237863

>>3237834
The Buddhist influence probably has a lot to do with it.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/japan-meat-ban

>> No.3237935

>>3237834
It's probably easier for it to catch on there given the weird strains of Buddhism who do the full on Thorough at Walden thing of only eating fruits that had fallen off the tree.

>> No.3238000

>>3237935
>Thorough at Walden thing of only eating fruits that had fallen off the tree.
do you think they try shaking or pushing the trees when they're really hungry?

>> No.3238014
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3238014

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even though you are foolish,
I love you Brothers, Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

>> No.3238023
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3238023

>> No.3238032

>>3238023
The bear is always there.

>> No.3238033

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.3238041

and just like that she's gone...

>> No.3238052

>>3238033
Capitalism/10

>> No.3238092

>>3238033
Almost5:00AM/10
bea beaaa......

>> No.3238102

>>3238033
seize the means of production/10

>> No.3238105

>>3238033
red menace / 10

>> No.3238118

>>3238033
Jerked off during the pee break / 10

>> No.3238120

>>3238033
Missed it/10

>> No.3238149

>>3238033
Kusogaki/Mesugaki

>> No.3238219

>>3238033
rrat suppression/10

>> No.3238248

>>3238033
UUUUoooooh/10

>> No.3238281

New beatani viewer here. I think I discovered a new bit of lore. XP hill does not mean Experience hill, but refers to that picture from Windows XP.

>> No.3238330

>>3238281
NO WAY

>> No.3238343

>>3238281
_(:з)∠)_

>> No.3238402

>>3238281
Okay but check this out:
XP means Experience. Did Bill Gates name the OS after Beatani? Is the reason he's ditching his wife now so that he can claim his cunnywife now that she's popular?

>> No.3238452

>>3238281
I only knew about it because I had an old PC with XP that constantly needed to be formated and seeing the hill meant "the pc died again, great".

>> No.3238467
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3238467

Better than me at least

>> No.3238483

>>3238402
Pay attention everyone, this is how you make a rrat. Fantastic.

>> No.3238505

>>3238467
So instant soba and frozen croquettes.

>> No.3238564

>>3238467
bet she just heat up frozen meal

>> No.3238640

i'm in a drawing mood today dads, any ideas?

>> No.3238687

>>3238640
do something for her fashion contest

>> No.3238689
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3238689

>>3238505
>>3238564

>> No.3238739

>>3238689
RATE THE DISH

>> No.3238766

>>3238640
Maybe cliche, but I don't think we have enough drawings of her enjoying koroke (optionally, while programming)

>> No.3238773

>>3238739
Sim/Ple

>> No.3238795

>>3238640
Bea in Recette clothes

>> No.3238873

>>3238689
im sorry, bear! i was wrong

>> No.3238882

>>3238640
Bea beating Tear up

>> No.3238911

>>3238689
This would leave so hungry...

>> No.3238941

>>3238640
Something for the contest
Slime + Bear

>> No.3238968

>>3238689
Spartan bear...

>> No.3239043

i think beatani is ugly

>> No.3239061

I think Beatani is beautiful

>> No.3239074

>>3238689
Looks tasty as long as there's no pork on that plate.

>> No.3239099

>>3239043
i dont

>> No.3239167

Does Beatani hibernate?

>> No.3239185

I can't believe Beatani fucking ate Nivi

>> No.3239197

>>3239167
Last couple streams took more than one discord call to wake her up

>> No.3239205
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>>3238689

>> No.3239222

she sure does have a lot of pictures of her meals from before she entered the internet, huh
it's kinda making me feel bad since my idea of a "simple meal" is just chucking a chicken patty in the microwave and putting it inbetween some wheat bread

>> No.3239297

>>3239205
The salmon bowl looks fucking amazing. Getting something like that premade in burgerland will cost like $10

>> No.3239337

>>3239222
She probably just cares about food more than you. Eat to live versus live to eat.

>> No.3239579

>>3239222
Since I live alone, I send my mother pictures of my food so she can make sure I have eaten well that day. I laugh at the thought that it's the same case for Bea after that bathtub situation.

>> No.3239592

Are the other spic/mexicanons participating on the breakfast contest? Not that it matters, but I "claim" chilaquiles

>> No.3239646

>>3239592
Not mexican but I will. Mine is rather simple.

>> No.3239827

>>3239592
Fine

>> No.3239876
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>> No.3239926

>>3239876
>Leg bandage wrap
HNNNNNNNNNG Too erotic

>> No.3239933

>>3239876
Very cute. Good job dad.

>> No.3239951

>>3239827
I mean, you can do them too, just announcing it's what I'm doing.
>>3239646
If you're american then great, I'd like to sperg out about the difference between murcan and spic chilaquiles

>> No.3239954

>>3239933
Thanks. Just need to make my third outfit and make breakfast and I can submit it.

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Did she not look at the previous two photos she posted?

>> No.3240000

I don't think I'll have the time to do an outfit because I've got commissions to do; but I can make some nice potato hash for the breakfast photo.

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>>3240000
get
I hope you find time to do both, anon. Good luck!

>> No.3240092

>>3239997
desu, it looks rather sad but it does look relatively good compared to microwaved rubbish from walmart

>> No.3240238

>>3240092
it's definitely not a fancy dinner but I mean if she thinks that's basic she's greatly overestimating what us westerners do when it's one of those "fuck it what's the fastest meal I can make" nights
maybe it's just a cultural divide thing; I don't even know if Japan has TV tray frozen meals

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just a small glimpse

>> No.3240303

>>3240238
They have konbini bentos which are basically the same thing. I think.

>> No.3240349

>>3240238
On the topic of frozen meals; I really want someone to just submit a paper plate with some dino tendies on it and a solid glop of ketchup. Would be a good laugh.

>> No.3240359

>>3240294
Sexy onee-san

>> No.3240448

>>3240238
Beats the hell out of a hotdog in a slice of white bread (out of buns) with some mustard and a Kraft single.

>> No.3240496

>>3239997
Both those meals take like 10 minutes to make. Not really what I would consider good cooking.

>> No.3240500

>>3240349
I was thinking of getting Alphabet Cereal and making a really sad looking bowl that just had "Beatani" in it. Like make the lighting super pathetic too.

>> No.3240533

>>3240500
kek please do this

>> No.3240549

>>3240500
That would be funny. Maybe a 2 part submission where the first looks as dismal as possible, and the second photo is way too classy for a bowl of Alphabet Cereal.

>> No.3240575

>>3240549
how does one make a bowl of cereal look classy

>> No.3240584

>>3239997
The dream of a daughterwife who cooks delicious Japanese food for you is dead.

>> No.3240607

>>3240575
That is the key to the contest. Subvert expectations.

>> No.3240617

>>3240500
She said that she didn't want to see cereal.

>> No.3240686

>>3240617
Theres a lot of things in life we don't want to happen but some shit must happen

>> No.3240691

>>3240496
>Not really what I would consider good cooking.
Not everyone is as good at cooking as you Mr. cooking expert

>> No.3240758

>>3240575
Lighting and presentation. Maybe add a "clsssy" glass bowl of yogurt on the side, some banana and strawberry slices laid out on a plate or in the cereal. A glass of coffee or tea in a fancy cup on a saucer. My culinary classes drilled "fancy" into me, but I'm too lazy and only wanna make my sad dumpy food. like lonely alphabet cereal and for lunch will be lonely alphabet tomato soup.

>> No.3240816

>>3240575
with fancy forks,knives and spoons also throw a lot of lettuce and rye around it and use the spongiest filter you can imagine for the picture

>> No.3240938
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>>3240349
>just submit a paper plate with some dino tendies on it and a solid glop of ketchup
Ah... I want to marry Yuzuki Choco and then send in a picture of a breakfast my wife Choco made for me!
But there's not enough time to learn Japanese, move to Japan, and propose to Choco in just seven days...
Kuyashii...

>> No.3241136

>>3240691
Sorry for not needlessly praising your oshi for knowing how to microwave spinach.

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Anyone noticed how the body template is missing blush on oe side?

>> No.3241239

>>3236228
Based

>> No.3241285

>>3241212
Good catch. I guess we have to do her make up too.

>> No.3241296

>>3241212
It's accurate, Beatani had a minor stroke the first time she saw Recette.

>> No.3241331

>>3241296
I was having a stroke when watching RFA.

>> No.3241390

>>3237859
Their veganism is partly religious, though

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>>3241331
Heh

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>>3233165
You can use my example. I sometimes browse /k/ so my block is /k/ themed.
My message reads:
>Happy Birthday!!
>As always, thank you-bea!
It can be anything else like your hobbies. If you like soccer, you can have a stickman kicking a ball "towards the screen", then add message like "Another goal for your (wonderful) birthday!".

I hope this sparks inspiration in you.

>> No.3242338
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Good night Dads. See you tomorrow.

>> No.3242564

>>3240575
Crystal bowl and flower arrangement to go on the side
Maybe a golden spoon
Milk in a fancy decanter

>> No.3242817

>>3242172
I think he already mustered up the courage if you scroll down, but I hope those usernames that I know are missing become inspired to contribute as well.

>> No.3242865

>>3242817
It's just a 300x300 image with some kind of message and your name right? I know I still need to...

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It was a fun night bros, we're on page 10 though so I just wanna say goodnight to the homies. See you dads in the thread in the morning.

>> No.3242933

>>3242865
Yes, if you run out of ideas for a cute doodle then just write some text that at least includes the words "Happy Birthday" in English or moonrunes.

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Alright y'all, 'bout time to close up the thread for tonight! You don't have to go home but you can't stay here! See y'all tomorrow!

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I might be a bit late so I might post it in next thread; but for now here is my addition

>> No.3243530

I LOVE THIS BEAR!

>> No.3243716

>>3243527
Got it! Nice yukkuri-ish momiji-ish message, Momiji-san.

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I'm not writing a fucking letter
I'm not gonna record shit
I will NEVER follow the bear

I WILL submit an outfit because I think it's fun. In other words, you fags are lame, LAME.

>> No.3243923

>>3243892
Based?

>> No.3243938

>>3243892
But you will do your grindcore reps and talk with your daughter about Carcass and Terrorizer, maybe Blood.

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