/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Sometimes I wonder to myself what can I do to get a girl half as good as them?
Like seriously?
The two of them existing in the same fucking corp is a fucking hack. It's like having Xavi and Inesta in the same team. I can't possibly love any other girl in this world more than them.

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>>32831189
Does that mean Mumei is Busquets?

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>>32831189
Holy SEXXXXX

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>>32831189
They are both short, flat, unfit twigs IRL and not sexy voluptuous onees.

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and mori is the messi of holoen

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>>32831797
>short sweaty otaku-rys
She's the perfect girl

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>>32831797
If they look like this irl then I don't mind

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Butthurt deadbeats invading the thread in 3...

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>>32831189
>what can I do to get a girl half as good as them

if you're in shape, have some money and can chat freely you'll find plenty of opportunities. if you want someone of quality then you have to be of quality yourself. can't expect the world if you're out of shape, poor and struggle holding a conversation.

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>>32831797
I don't want to insert my dick in them anymore.

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>>32832378
wtf unfair, fuck whores.

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>>32832378
>I have to do everything
>they need only exist
>society will still force me to treat them like equals
Fuck that, I'm playing vidya instead

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>>32832378
>and struggle holding a conversation
How to talk and hold a conversation with women is one of the biggest mysteries in life.

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>>32832848
>How can I get a girl half as good as them?
Be a quality man yourself
>Why should I do all the work while females only need to exist?
Bitch, if they didn't put work into themselves you wouldn't even know they exist. Every girl who's at least a 6 has put time and money into skincare, make-up and/or getting into shape.
If you are a lazy lard-ass, you can get together with another meat planet.

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>>32831189
They're attractive because they're performing. They're not even trying particularly hard to hide their bad traits, they're very open about their undesirable sides. You might say that they are girls that're half as good as themselves. It's probably nigh impossible to find a girl as good as "IRyS" or "Fauna" the idols but it's perfectly reasonable to find a girl as good as "IRyS" or "Fauna" the people when one is openly incapable of taking any care of herself and regularly goes on unstable episodes and the other is often casually judgmental and describes herself as toxic and competitive when we're not looking.

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>>32832131
Fauna unironically looks and dresses like that but has Misa Amane blonde hair.

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>>32833581
>How to talk and hold a conversation with women is one of the biggest mysteries in life.
you get use to it after a while. it helps a lot if you're better looking than the other person because it's easier to maintain interest and you can just ask questions and let them do all the leg work. girls are pretty dumb in that regard because if a pretty face talks to them and asks them a bunch of questions about themselves they'll think he's really interested and will gush about for a while. Good looks opens the door, personality keep them interested and money seals the deal IMO

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>>32833581
don't force things. talk about things you like. if they don't seem interested, move on. find someone who shares your interests.

but whatever you do, don't "just be yourself".
you're a piece of shit, and you know it. nobody wants to interact with a piece of shit

honestly try interacting with like, regular people first if women seem difficult. regular banter works well. getting laid is easy (as long as you're not too picky), banter is hard.

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>>32831797
Anon i can only get that hard, stop.

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>>32831797
>short, flat
Right as I thought they couldn't be any more perfect.

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they are both perfect

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>>32836544
I fucking hate “banter”, why are you talking shit to me, I’m just trying to have a drink or play cards or something. I don’t care if you’re a big man. It’s the same faggot shit as boomers who grap your hand as hard as they can as a dominance ritual. I’m too tired for that shit.

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>>32832848
This.

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I used to think the same thing causing me to give up on ever getting a worthwhile relationship, and then my gf mogged them. You'll be fine anon

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>>32836544
On one hand, just be yourself doesn't guarantee success, but man it sucks ass putting on that mask.

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>>32831189
>what can I do to get a girl half as good as them?
You can't. Hypergamy ruined everything.