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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - spoon contenders edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (big plans domination is upon us) (embed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>32563498

>> No.32868915
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>> No.32869525

Wow, the LARGE PROJECTS fund by far made me a super rich man

>> No.32869630
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Absolutely souless

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>>32869525
simply the best dividend rate on nasfaq

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>>32870170
damn I didnt know I could just sort by payout%

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I had no idea I had been scammed this badly

>> No.32870890
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>>32869692

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Aki

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>>32869630
I think you mean Absolutely based

>> No.32874982

>>32874534
But you are a kenzoku, you can't be based

>> No.32876009
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Selling hats, those crossed out are not for sale
Just reply if you want one

>> No.32876145

>>32876009
pink spiral, all of them onegai

>> No.32876199

>>32876145
dozo

>> No.32876206
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>>32876009
I want a roboco hat, a sora hat and information on those two items above. Is that Aki hat just a regular Aki hat? I had never seen it before

>> No.32876318

>>32876206
Dozo
The Easter basket is an item you could only get for April's Fools, and this is the regular Aki hat (more coming soon hopefully)

>> No.32876408

>>32876318
I will take an Aki hat if you don't mind
also outbid me on the roboco ears so I can add another zero

>> No.32876441

>>32876408
With pleasure for both

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>>32874982
Kenzoku are the most based fanbase in Hololive

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>>32876535
if kenzokus are based then why didn't they film this horizontally?

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>>32876595
Kenzoku are beyond your comprehension

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Boy, I really hope site doesn't fuck up the one bet that matters the most

>> No.32877989

>>32877358
If it does, BBB's experiment can be carried out

>> No.32878794

>about to head to bed at 6am
>devs decide to release an update
I swear I will pipebomb the office

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suityan

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suityan

>> No.32879426

yooo what's this new update about?

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32879524

Hey all, trial dev here.
New update is live from honk, mostly background stuff this time, but necessary so we can expand upon other things for the future.
It will require a hard refresh to see, but the navbar has been updated and we now have a dev blog area (more information to come on this later), polls are also in the navbar now.
It should now be easier to keep track of dev posts in game in one location as well as the thread (should anyone miss these).
Let us know if there are any preferences on the layout.
Also let me know if there are any visual bugs to the login issues, normal logins seemingly work perfectly, but on admin users it says it doesn't exist, but a refresh shows it did login fine.
Also let us know if any of the previous major bugs are still there, like the whitescreening, I think we fixed them?
Thanks
-trial dev

>> No.32879607

>>32879524
Hi trial dev
It'll take some time to get used too, but the update is nice

>> No.32879666

>>32879524
I unironically hate it, but thanks I guess.

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>>32879524
thanks for the update, but UXwise it sucks.
Dropdown items are far left of the navbar item so you'd can hover over another navbar item when trying to select a page

>> No.32880111

>>32879524
I like it, thank you!

>> No.32880260

>>32879666
Any particular reason why?
>>32879935
Good point, we can look at this.

Personally I was thinking about maybe moving the market page back out since this would likely be one of the most common pages and having an easier 'one click' may be nicer, but if people are happy as is, then that is fine too.
-trial dev

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>>32880260
not that anon, maybe you could increase the clickable area

>> No.32880641

>>32880260
>moving the market page back out
I think it'd be useful too

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>> No.32883954

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.32884271

>>32879524
just noticed the new look. thanks for the update. i like it. feels like there shall be more space for incoming updates. casino + fishing update soon

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>>32879524

>> No.32884395

>>32884328
check it out everyday, honk might post the secret tier 5 discord link soon

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sometimes I can still hear his voice...

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>>32853164
I just like the coin
>>32876009
MoriGamerHat onegai

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>>32879524
>Also let us know if any of the previous major bugs are still there, like the whitescreening, I think we fixed them?
Nope. Just got a whitescreen trying to adjust JO 同胞 autotrader and now I get this on loop after refreshing.

>> No.32886122

>>32885740
dozo

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>>32886122
Thanks!

>> No.32886444

>>32885839
also getting a loading loop after fund autotrader adjust

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>>32853164
I had over 30m left at adjustment, but I wasn't spending enough to zero out before dividends and decided to oshicoing, even upping her at 2x. It's great I'm finally able to oshicoin, trade and buy funds

>> No.32886846

>>32886224
Likewise! I'm being fed well by kind anons today

>> No.32886901

M.O.V.E. Data and benchmark data has been updated.

>>32884762
I overslept by less than 10 minutes, somehow.

>> No.32889574

Where can i take a loan?

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>>32889574

>> No.32889947

Honk quits?

>> No.32890084

(You) will buy my single towa cam for 200 million.

>> No.32890184

New to nasfaq, how does collabing with a male affect stock?

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>>32890184
It doesn't. Views VOD go up, coin goes up. Subs go up, coin goes up. Take that shit to the catalog.

>> No.32890392

>>32890184
Depends on who, if the stream is their channel and how often they stream normally. Normally the answer is no. However if they lose a lot of subs then yes they will drop for about a week.,

>> No.32890768 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/bknXHgfyHjI
Reikira premiere

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>>32880374
>>32890768
>[Deleted]

>> No.32892453

>>32889574
Start by posting your username and your networth, and then we'll talk

>> No.32893303

>>32890184
Any female that collabs with a male instantly drops to 0 the next day, so if you see it happen start selling immediately.

>> No.32894792

>>32885839
>>32886444
Did it go away after a hard refresh/clear cache/after a little while? Did you check if you had went over the api limit as well at the time? https://nasfaq.biz/api/getStats
I assume the market page and profile page themselves were working fine? Or did they also have an issue

>> No.32897403
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32897403

LUNA

>> No.32898048

>>32894792
>32885839 (You)
A single additional refresh brought it back so unfortunately I can't answer most of your other questions.
I likely wouldn't be running into this issue at all if I could buy funds directly from the /mutualfunds page. Or buy funds I am a member of from the "Funds" tab in Profile. Or, best or, if /mutualfunds had a second "Orders" tab that somewhat resembled zhonkbot but only transacted once every 24 hours x 1000 shares maximum or something...

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>>32876781
>that soft pinchable belly
aahhhh remove my cock limiters im going all out this once

>> No.32899397

>>32876781
also source

>> No.32900259

>>32899397
(You)

>> No.32900654
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hello here is the autism for week 12
big plans big dick big profit
new funds chicken game clown town and electum

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>>32900654
>top 10 weekly profit
Yep, just as I expected

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>>32901046
Not sure whether it's good for a new fund, but I tried

>> No.32901439

>>32900654
Always on top, that EXPANSIVE SCHEMES fund. Invest today, I was able to go home with the money I earned.

>> No.32901545

>>32901439
yes, i gained so much money i don’t have enough pockets

>> No.32901562

>>32901046
>>32901220
i will now buy your fund

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>>32901220
It's good enough for me. With the boggening that is happening, I'd say you're doing great! If you keep it up, you might expect a monetary bonus from me!

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>>32901589
Oh, money is a good way to motivate me!

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>>32901842
How about the threat/offer of sexual violence?

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>>32901842
Good to hear

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>>32901919
Please tell me more...

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>>32901919
please bite me instead ill give you a bigger bonus
no blood no money

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>>32899397
NTA but should be https://twitter.com/broccoli_vcos
That image is pay-walled but it's on the furry site.
Please do try to keep your libido in control though.

>> No.32904724

>>32901562
Thanks!

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Oi, niggies, /nasfaqg/ is on the football telly NOW! We're already dead but we're still in contention for the spoon!

>> No.32906843

>>32906762
naked dogeza, a suisei skirt,and full body gangrape if you lose

>> No.32906887

>>32906843
why only the skirt?

>> No.32906906
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>>32906762
Disregard that ya boy ain't good at reading. We're on in 30 minutes.
>>32906843
Can I do this anyway?

>> No.32906928

>>32906762
hes setting up doog, i think youre one match off

>> No.32906991

>>32906906
Based

>> No.32907021

>>32906906
sure im in, i claim frottage

>> No.32907174

>>32907021
No, I do. Especially if he is bigger than me, which isn't difficult.

>> No.32907478

>>32907174
8.5 inch breddy big

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>>32906906
>ya boy
My boy??

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We're playing NEXT!

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t h i c c e r t a i l s

>> No.32909500

Uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh head on a spike

>> No.32909565

>>32909500
more like wrists in handcuffs on our bed
dancer needs manager correction

>> No.32909583

Anyone have that kane soundpost handy?

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>>32909500

>> No.32909786
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so why are we so fucking bad?

>> No.32909839

>>32909583
It's this, I never got around to making a soundpost with it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDtEWYe__nw

>> No.32909872

>>32909786
team doesnt reflect the fact that you should buy towa

>> No.32910116

At least we have the comedy angle...

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Funny match

>> No.32910152
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Let's just pretend this league never happened, ey?

>> No.32910235

We lost to fucking /GGG/
I'm tired of memes, losing isn't fun. I wanna se wins

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>>32910235
bro, just watch VTL2

>> No.32910301

So, do we have some latent PES geniuses in the thread? Anyone?

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>>32906906
get on all fours, try not to cry, cry alot

>> No.32910353

>>32907478
I hope we can have some fun then...

>> No.32910400

betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

>> No.32910547

Honk give us a spoon

>> No.32910588

honk give us wooden stakes on which to put heads

>> No.32910728
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jokes on you I never supported nasfaqg

>> No.32910743

Let me bet 100m on Nasfaq getting the spoon,

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>> No.32911170

>>32910301
We do yes. I'm booked to another team

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>>32910301
Divegrass is a magic simulation, there is no skill.

>> No.32911360

>>32911227
thats what /a/ keeps saying and theyve been spoon fodder for 5 years in a row every tournament

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>>32910728
Same. It's my tradition to always bet against nasfaq and also because heimin dared me to do it last league

>> No.32911835

>>32911360
/a/ deserves it

>> No.32912525

>>32910301
I'm learning PES for fun.
It's pretty much Black Magick, which is exactly why /hfz/ always makes it to knockouts.

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32921861

>enters thread
>dansaa did nothing wrong
>MPP doesn't matter
>white-screens your mutual fund
>exits thread

>> No.32922116

>>32921861
Dansaa did something wrong and he will be punished for it...

>> No.32922240

I wish I could white screen my life

>> No.32922403

>>32922116
how many people can we get together for the manager correction gangbang

>> No.32924149

>>32922403
Half the playerbase at least.

>> No.32927361

>>32879524
is holonations finally happening?

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