Haachama World - 赤井はあと/はあちゃま

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Akai Haato/Haachama
Previous:>>3398886
Unmedicated Haaton tooth removal thread
Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/akaihaato
Next stream: https://youtu.be/W0Fo39SpN-g

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Is Haachama kill?

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FINALLY SOME DELICIOUS FUCKING FOOD!

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>>3461379
Meds anon, just a little sting

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>>3461447
Not rrat or schizo. She literally uploaded a video called Haachama is dead. Just making sure it's a continuation of her crazy arc and nothing more.

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>>3461260
Anons, how do I stop jacking it to haachama multiple times a day.
I used to only do it once a week tops before getting introduced to her art tag.
I need help.

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>>3461653
People don't entertain these silly conversations around here kid. Haachama is fine and will have a cooking stream tomorrow

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>>3461728
Just remember that she'll NEVER give you the jerking of your life.

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>>3461260
Please tell me she looks exactly the same as her character.

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>>3462021
Wouldn't that be quite a trick for someone with at least one nip parent?

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>>3461777
Sorry, will leave

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>>3462055
Isn't one of her parents caucasian?

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>>3462055
Judging by the art she has been using lately and all that diet talk, she is probably getting fat.

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>>3462431
Her father is half-British, half-Japanese. She said this in a now privated stream.

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Just watched the cooking stream that I missed this morning. Looks like Lore is back so hopefully Antichama didn't have an aneurysm and die on the spot. Is the ASMR stream worth watching? I'm usually not a fan of it, and I'm also sure she mentioned that the new mic hasn't come in yet either, but if it was cute I'll give it a watch.

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>>3464534
Yeah. It was a Haato-sama ASMR. Not only was the ASMR itself great (she used the new slime she brought recently), but there were tsundere Haato moments too so it's definely cute.

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>>3464534
None of it is worth watching, it’s just reruns at this point. She is a fucking hack that can’t come up with anything new. Just keeps regurgitating the same shit every stream. It’s quite pathetic to watch someone fade away at such a young age. Usually people are well in to their forties when they start reliving there fleeting relevance. The Contrived Arc Infinite.

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>>3464534
None of it is worth watching, it’s just reruns at this point. She is a fucking hack that can’t come up with anything new. Just keeps regurgitating the same shit every stream. It’s quite pathetic to watch someone fade away at such a young age. Usually people are well in to their forties when they start reliving their fleeting relevance. The Contrived Arc Infinite.

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>>3465900
>>3465947
this comment has reruns too

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>>3465900
>>3465947
Retard Antichama...

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>>3465947
>>3465900
What did he mean by this

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>>3465974
Correcting a typo is fixing your mistakes, not celebrating them forever.

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>>3465947
>>3465974
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>>3466037
Get BTFO'd, retard antichama.

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>>3462431
> Isn't one of her parents caucasian
That’s not how racemixing works anon. Offspring don’t come fifty fifty, usually the recessive gene doesn’t express at all
>green eyes? recessive
>blonde hair: recessive
>fair skin? That mixes but the halfway point will always be darker than that

Only half gaijin that are fair skinned clear eyed are anime characters

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>>3466145
That doesn’t not refute anything that was said, if anything your desperate attempt to cling to semantics only proves the relevance.

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I actually really like what she's been doing recently, having mostly normal streams with tiny bits of lore in the middle

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Why the FUCK is Red Heart not on Spotify

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>>3464534
>Is the ASMR stream worth watching
Best one so far

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>>3467590
My guess would be: much like everything by Haachama there is some fan contributed component in the song that makes it not Cover sole property.

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>>3467614
How so?

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>>3468112
She was carefree and relaxed. Playful to the end with the cutest chuuchuu for superchat thanking. The time psssed like it was nothing and you came out of the session relaxed

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>>3468379
It was pretty tame for the most part.

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>>3472525
Calm is good. Some derive their enjoyment on ASMR from the lewd bits. Some to prefer the “slice of life cute girl doing cute things and giggling” bits.

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>>3472616
Yeah, I feel the same way. The coomers and groomers in stream chat, these threads, and fan communities drive me nuts, though.

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>>3461728
It's hard. Her personality is more cute & endearing than anything else. That design though gives me a massive uncontrollable erection if I look at it for any real length of time

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>>3473125
Just ignore and scroll past anon. For ASMR you don't even need to be looking at the screen, just put your bluetooth headsets, relax and enjoy.

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Oh man, enma seriously hates chammers. Made her take down her country roads cover so it wouldn't overlap with the new EN one.

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>>3474220
>this is your mind on rrat disease
Fubuki original Scatman got taken down more or less in the same timeframe.

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>>3474417
It's not just that. Every JP girl who has ever done an English song cover or anything close to it had them all taken down.

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>>3474417
Not that anon, but it's really fucking stupid how another branch gets a fullgen cover of a song while Haachama's cover got taken down completely. What's the excuse now? I know permissions differ between JP/EN/ID but it just sucks as a viewer

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>>3473862
I ain't judging ya. Just remember the same person cried about failing to make rainbow udon and put off the dentist for ages. She's still a kid at heart.

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>>3474802
Oh yeah. I just rationalize it as having a heavy disconnect between the character & the character's personality/the actress.

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>>3475697
Just like Miko and her impression of Haachama vs. the "Haachama in her head"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5NOkTLCobA

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She only has herself to blame for all those rotten teeth. She's always drinking red bull and cola in the middle of the fucking night.

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>>3476902
I do that too and my teeth aren't rotten. She probably just doesn't drink enough milk or something.

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>>3476902
Nips all have crooked teeth I am kinda wondering if teeth brushing isn't a thing over there. It's not genetic because SEAniggers are fine.

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>>3461260
Haachama now has two titles in Holofightz. Well Haato and Haachama both hold one anyways.

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AriaChama english today, time to groom her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGnZ_A-U368

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>>3468379
But for real the slime sound really fucking lewd at times.

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>>3481132
Nah man, the really fucking lewd part was something else.

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CHAMA!

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1391226423558512643

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She changed her twitter back to Akai Haato and now shes at GODCHAMA instead of Haachama world. What did she mean by this?

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>>3485187
It means she's still fucking retarded for not joining the rest of Gen 1 in promoting their concert.

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>>3485187
so kleatiff
much innovation
wow

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>>3484013
>evely breff you take

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>>3465947
Based, had to unsub it was getting annoying

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Haachama is dead is basically “god is dead”, she didn’t die when she ate the worms since they were a sacrifice to GODCHAMA. As she ascended to godhood Haato slipped into consciousness, and now she will feel an urge to continue work on the Tower of Babel, as the sole labourer for Haachama Black Campany.

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She changed her channel name yet again. Guess we are back into proper schizo arc again.

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SOON

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>>3489137
I think anyone would if they're stuck inside due to lockdown

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>>3490602
I'm still barely holding on because the being known Anonchama hasn't been born yet.

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NOT THE MEDS

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It's time for Sushi

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starting off strong

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Why add canned sardines?

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sweet test tube eggs

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>>3490863
For degeneracy

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Chammers pls don't try that rainbow sushi onegai

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>Safron
Ain't that too much for a fucking shitpost?

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>pepeloni nose
AWAY THIS MAN

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>avocado

Damned white people...

But the ribs and bacon. Holy shit that looks good

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>>3490978
Yes.
Would've been cheaper to mix mac n' cheese with rice for yellow

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>>3490978
Yeah isn't that expensive as fuck?

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>>3490978
The guy prepared a whole ass rib and youre worried about the saffron?

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Do you think cooking bacon on my AR while blasting red heart and burning a red heart around me would be too much for this? Should I tone it down? I really want to do something crazy for her next contest

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>>3490978
he had to go all in when he decided to sacrifice an entire rack of ribs for this meme

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Bugs, nice.

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>>3491015
Go all out man

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>worm sushi

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>>3490978
Did you notice the private dock outside his house with a boat tied to it? I think the saffron was within his price range

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>>3491015
Well wait for the cooking topic

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>>3491057
RichyRichChama...

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>Haato discovers the one who keeps ruining her life circa 2021

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Okay that one was fucking disgusting

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Would, rice with thin slice steak on top then broccoli on top with melted cheese been a decent sushi for shitpost?

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>>3491061
Yeah that's why I didn't do it for this one, can't make sushi on a gun really.
>>3491040
Thanks anon

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[EN]Context: What the translators said, but I'm gay

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>That will be $3000 dollars prus tip baka gaijin

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I'm glad haato gave her indonesian fans a spot on the show

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>grain rice sushi

KEK

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>>3491102
Why is Brad Howard so fucking cringe? I don't need fucking context from an EOP faggot.

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>>3491190
You replied to the wrong post but I agree.

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>>3491190
>could stick to giving lost in translation context
>nah lol lemme remind you she's just laughing at two grains of rice on a plate

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NEXT MEME

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NICE BOAT

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That sushi battleship is fucking cool

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Agreed

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I blocked this Brad Howard retard long time ago, and you all should too as well.

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HAATON SUSHI NOOO

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>RIP Haatons

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Holy shit what the fuck my speakers.

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aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>chat doesn't buhi
Haatons...

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AHH

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>accidentally plays every video open at once and spoils her own lore segment
sasuga

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I like this Shrek guy

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That's a high-quality scuff, goddamn.

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>>3491351
At this point it's just part of the fun for me

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What if it is part of the lore

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I know it was an accident, but it was the scariest thing in the arc so far

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>Natto on sushi
>it's guro

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>the haaton of good sleep

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BUT WHY?

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>weeb dies of food poisoning

Good riddance

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>>3491458
we don't ask why here

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NEXT MEAL

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chubby

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This haaton put some effort in

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>>3491531
>tfw no cosplaying weeb gf who can cook sushi

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HAACHAMA JUST KISSED ME

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ow

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Wtf is happening now?

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she's gotten better at integrating the lore.

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Haachama please let me be your sushi

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Why does EOPs only say ya be lol

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An actual pro holy fuck.

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>>3491564
>female haaton gets taken out back and beheaded for being too sexy
still better than yandere sim

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So i'll need to rewatch it but I'm pretty sure it was chammers tied up and executed by haato. We know she can't die, but maybe this slows her down

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I KNEW IT. SHE WAS GONNA USE THAT ANIMATION AND IT GAVE HER IDEAS

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>starts scripted video
>aria starts
ok

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>>3491588
>EOP
What else do you expect

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i always wanted an oshi thats was schizo like me

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>>3491669
Best choice of my life

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD_0oIuQUXM

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>>3491652
I expected more variety

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>>3491630
Ogey

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>>3491669
That's why she has the most fans in hololive

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1391363929113128962

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https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1391364644120367110/photo/1
Minecraft contest autism next week. Time to go full wagie for a black company anons!

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>>3491795
>deleted

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>>3491795
NVM she deleted it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711J_W0-qfY

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>>3491885
Ngl that thumbnail looks dope

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>going back to schizo shit again
Just when I was starting to like her again...

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>>3491972
It's fine if she spreads it out. One day per week of lore, rest for scheduled stuff like Haachama Cooking or ASMR. Today's stream was basically a normal stream except for the end.

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Antichama tears in this thread

It's good that the more talented Haatons are making sure to push her schizo stick

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>>3492016
I'm just scared she'll try to recreate some of the more advanced sushi during this stream and we end up with rainbow udon attempt 1 electric boogaloo but with rice.

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https://youtu.be/wFzNsYM8nNs

How do you even get sushi colours like this? That's radioactive stuff, right?

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was it mean?

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https://twitter.com/ErokawaNekomi/status/1380966302660112385
decent enough

>>3492059
just gotta do like saffron anon and color the water you're boiling the rice in

>>3492208
those are the sources for all the cooking

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>>3492208
This is honestly so cute. It’s the entries she chose but with little comments probably so she knows which is which.

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>>3491360
you niggers didn't watch her when she was "normal" anyway, we're buckled in for wherever this crazy train takes us

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This effect was so cool. She's great at coming up with different ways to use her streaming software.

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>>3493136
I literally can't tell if this was intended or if she fucked up her OBS

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>>3493165
It was intended. She's probably messing with OBS now that she has a better PC.

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>>3493217
are we in for shadowchama?

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>>3492742
>Iyaaaaaaaaaa
honestly, that's so Haachama

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>>3491596
>female haaton gets taken out back and beheaded for being too sexy
Hololive Caliphate when?
>Red Heart Nasheed version

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>>3494058
Not chuuni anymore btw

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>>3491972
Gotta grab those retarded EOP views!

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>antichamas seething over less than 10 minutes of lore in a 1+ hour sushi contest

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>>3494229
>Not chuuni anymore btw
Biggest lie she have said yet.

...

But I'm glad it was a lie. If she wasn't chuuni then she wouldn't be Haachama either.

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What did you guys think of Haachama's latest ASMR? She was far more composed than she has been in past ASMR streams. What the hell was she thinking when she took the countdown request, though? She turned it into a cum countdown complete with tease and release. Last time, she didn't finish the countdown and left things ambiguous. This time she clearly stated that you were holding on and then tells you good job for lasting. Does she think men need to jack off during her ASMR stream to release their stress or something?

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>>3494800
Don't like asmrs, and on top of that I was watching Holofightz so I skipped this one, but from what I've seen in prev thread the countdown was supposed to be hide and seek counting and viewers were supposed to 'hide or Haato will eat them'

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>>3494800
It was hide and seek anon.

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>>3495280
>>3495242
I'm talking at around 46:30. When was the context given? Or is that just a codephrase for keeping it a secret?

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I am not sure if Chammers is the only one suffering from it but these Context Fags need to go. Look, anonchama, I understand that you feel worthless because you don't speak Moon and so can't act as a translator. Furthermore you are piss poor so you can't even send akasupas. But that's no excuse for what you are doing. No one needs your "context" when all you are doing is literally describing what's happening on the screen as if you are talking to a blind audience. Your oshi will never acknowledge you, she does not even know that you exist and if she did she'd probably ban you herself. At least antichama can be entertaining in his desperation but you are just a literal waste of screen space in the chatbox. I'd rather read from a hundred of Coco's Zhang bots than see even one more chat message starting with "[EN] {Context}". Just fucking stop.

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>>3496924
It's literally just one weirdo. Just block him and forget he exists.

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>>3496924
>imagine reading the chat
Is this what it feels to be an EOP?

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She makes my cock so fucking hard it should be illegal

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>>3497281
>Haachama Cooking, with anon's cock as the main ingredient.

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>>3494232
There are better ways than her Schizo videos...like her English streams.

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>>3496924
but he was already acknowledged

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Haatons, how long is she gonna milk that split personality shit?
It's getting so damn old

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>>3499171
You can leave at any moment if you like.
The door's open.

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>>3499240
But I want to watch haatons being hilarious dweebs

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>>3498884
only because he sends a few $2 supachats to say stupid shit

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The stream was fun today bros. Had to catch the archive but her community streams are always great from cool creation to two JPbros being chuuni in the park.

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>>3499171
She will keep doing this as much her fans will claim for more lore or until she gets tired of doing more, isn't that difficult to think anon...

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>>3500208
She will keep doing it as long as she is fed material to use by fans. This means music contents, video contests, etc.

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>>3500208
Or maybe vtuber fans will gobble up any shit content their oshi comes up with.
>isn't that difficult to think anon...
Indeed

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>>3499171
What >>3500208 said.
Or to put it more precisely, she will keep doing this as long as other haatons keep making stuff for her to feature(music, MMD videos, fanart), it's endless positive feedback loop.

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>>3500295
Yeah, she gets the ideas from fanart and whatnot as she said so herself. Hell, that video at the end of the stream was something she liked on twitter a while back.

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>>3499284
He was featured in the cosplay contest as the sadboi.

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>>3461260
I am really fucking tired of her schizo bullshit, can't she come up with new stuff?

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>>3500364
Literally the best day of his life.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
Don't forget your reps.

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>>3502015
This one has a nicer ring to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Gwl_0v9-w

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>>3495538
I guess it was what it was, because no one has offered proof otherwise. Cavity Idol. Cum Idol.

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So it feels like Mondays are going to be dedicated Lore days? Last week she also planned a lore stream but she canned it last minute for Minecraft.

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>>3500295
>>3500313
>>3500339
>>3500353
So it's the retarded EOP faggots' fault for making this garbage since they are the only ones who enjoy it. Got it. Exactly what I've been saying from day 1.

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>>3500388
Anon it was like 5 minutes out of an hour stream

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>>3502765
>imagine trying to "slut shame" the person who
made the following streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCDbn_R5JsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arnTT2qjq_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngi8ke5GwVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzqr9AuKi0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvjN-CiT1UI
>same person that proudly posted pic related
I can only assume one of two things
1) you don't know Haachama at all or her audience
2) you don't speak the language and can't even figure out what's going on
Likely both

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>>3503834
If you could magically "fix" Haachama to make her the streamer you want to watch (instead of the streamer you want to bitch about) what would be the perfect schedule for her streams?
You can use any moment in time if you don't want to elaborate much, like
>I want Haachama to be like she was from mm/dd/YY to mm/dd/YY when she did X and Y

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>>3503834
But most of the fanart that she takes inspiration from are made by nips.

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>>3504258
Pre-chinkout. Everything went to shit after her suspension.

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>>3504367
Schizo fanart are done almost exclusively by EOPs.

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>>3504451
> Pre-chinkout.
That's a huge span of time anon, it includes
> tsundere Haato-sama arc
> Hawata Late night English minecraft arc
> Gamer Haachama arc
> Crazy Aussie MMD shorts feet sniffing arc
With a whole lot of sub arcs inbetween.

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>>3504669
And I'm okay with all of them.
>tsundere Haato-sama arc
Doesn't fucking exist. She was never tsundere beyond her debut stream.

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>>3504258
I think right now her schedule actually has good variety, the only thing I'd add is a collab every two weeks and make one of the streams every week full english. Ideally not karaoke since almost every modern song forces her to go unarchived

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>>3505261
>make one of the streams every week full english
Lol no.

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>>3504258
I would have let her stay on the EN server

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>>3505575
Lol no.

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>>3505317
>>3505683
Cry yes,

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>>3504258
Not that anon but an English stream every week or two would be appreciated. I'm guessing she's not playing more games because of kindergarten but variety there would be appreciated. RE7 could be horror kino. Besides that I'm content to vibe with what chammers puts out.

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>>3506066
she said she's not doing more vidya because she only wants to play things she's already good at, even if she would she's probably still traumatized from that RE4 playthrough

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>>3506139
Damn shame. Can't get good at something if you never try. The game has an easy mode anyway.

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>>3506066
>>3506139
For someone who doesn't enjoy playing video games, her schedule she has right now is pretty much objectively the best move she could make. If she adds an English stream of some kind in there (let's be honest, they bring in massive views & subscribers. This is a fact, regardless of what you think of them), then there would be something for practically everyone. There is no logical reason for anyone to complain about this; it pleases everyone. I might be the biggest lore fan but even I realize what she's doing rn is a smart move and good for her channel in the long run.

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>>3504913
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ2LzVlWL-I
The debut stream in June? Or by debut stream were you confused and meant debut video, despite it being in July? Or maybe you meant one of the streams in between where she acts it?

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>>3506878
I should also mention that by having 'normal' streams in between the lore streams, it allows in-between time for her fans to create fanwork, subsequently giving Chammers plenty more time to gather ideas for her lore. In other words, it also solves (or at least, greatly diminish) the creative block she suffered before in the coexist arc. So yeah, literally flawness solution.

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>>3507316
That sounds good in theory but her sudden flashes of inspiration can derail that very quickly.

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>>3506066
> Not that anon but an English stream every week or two would be appreciated.
That’s something I completely fail to understand. Other than a brief stint of late night Minecraft (long long ago, which I suppose most here were not around to enjoy) she never actually had a regular English schedule.
She tried for a while but her English speaking audience is cancerous as fuck, culminating on her Marshmellow English Q&A
https://youtu.be/C9v0IR1jpCA
when
1) some retard asked something to the effect of
>you never ever read a book in English in your life, did you?
2) Haachama completely failed to understand the rudeness and maliciousness of the question (due to her poor command of the language and overseas culture); and (the worst part)
3) the English speaking chat (as usual) fully overreacting to something she quickly moved on from and going full “YABAI YABAI DON’T READ THAT IT’S YABAI IT’S RUDE NOOOOOOO THE STREAM IS RUINED NOOOOO”

That scared Haachama shitless because her lack of command of the English language plus 10000 people shouting “don’t read that” KILLED her confidence in having such interactions with what was clearly a hostile audience.
Most people didn’t realize but that was the exact moment she gave up her “Hololive English Domination Plan”. After that she had exactly no more “Hololive EN0 / EN domination plan” or even signaled trying to cater to her English speaking audience anymore.
Retards wanting Haachama to cater to her English speaking audience reminds me a lot of Californian retards
> oh wow, living in California surely sucks now, I can take this anymore, I’ll move to Texas / Arizona / Colorado
And then they PROMPTLY TRY TO CHANGE THE STATE THEY JUST MOVED IN TO BECOME EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE THEY FLED.

There are lots of English speaking streamers, including three whole Hololive generation (EN, ID and ID2) and at least some hundred indies and their cancerous band of taggers along.
Instead of trying to change Haachama into something she clearly never been what about just letting her be?

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>webm unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>3507946
Funny enough, the last regular schedule English stream she did was named "HAACHAMA ENGLISH DEATH #HololiveEN 0th", which is an amusinly fitting title. But tbf, I think the "read a book" question might have been badly machine-translated, as the grammar was pretty poor, and knowing how bad machine translation can be, it is not inconceivable that they might not have intended the question to sound the way it did. Still, I guess one thing we can all agree is that pricks who demand the streamer to speaks x language is the true cancer of any vtuber fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3509296
Agreed
Haachama is cute, just hearing her voice is good enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3461260
Haato?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3509591
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3509591
>>3509676
COEXIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>3504209
I actually feel the opposite way. This is the same girl that cried about failing to make rainbow udon and then had her mommy and sister help her for the next attempt. She cried during a singing stream after her fans showered her with love and called them surrogate fathers. I think a lot of folks have also heard what Coco and Kanata think of Haachama as a person. She's a sweet girl that puts up a tough front but has a surprisingly fragile interior.
During her 1/2/21 ASMR, Chammers reveals part of the reason she does shocking things is because the audience reaction helps reduce her stress. The streams you posted fit this behavior. Additionally, Haachama's shock content is one of the few ways she feels she can distinguish herself from her colleagues. Any escalation of their intensity I would first attribute to spectacle creep instead of self-gratifying sexualization or derangement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3509296
>I think the "read a book" question might have been badly machine-translated
That's beyond the point. It was not the question, given that she brushed it off (and skipped a whole lot of other more malicious questions) but the chat reaction.
Haachama is heavily carried by her audience, both in content and in motivation.
The best thing about her (and early Holos, in general) is the fact she truly enjoy the company of Haaton and want to interact with them more.

That's obviously not possible with a cancerous audience fresh off the boat wanting to be not her senpai and partners in crime but her director, executive producer and costar.

>>3510170
I didn't say she is not a sweet girl, just that trying to insult her by implying "she does lewd things on purpose and that makes her inferior" is completely missing the point.
>instead of self-gratifying sexualization or derangement.
She quite literally own both labels very publicly. She could have chosen anything for her new years resolution (in the official channel collab) but she chose
> tone down her "self lewd" addiction
And there is nothing wrong with her being that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3510170
>>3510797
Both of you guy made point that I completely agree with. Finally, some non-controversial opinions. Can we just have more of these instead of insulting whatever's the new boogeyman. Please, I just want everyone to get along...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3510170
>>3510797
Both of yous made point that I completely agree with. Finally, some non-controversial opinions. Can we just have more of these instead of insulting whatever's the new boogeyman? Please, I just want everyone to get along...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3510797
Chammer's inferiority complex is viewable in her Members Community posts. It's not an insult.

I didn't mean her own interest in lewds or chuuni were absent. I meant that the audience could become desensitized to her content and eventually disinterested. In her latest lewd line reading, some JPbros filled chat with stupid cheesy lines. Instead of reading chat choices, she said they were too lame and instead read lewd lines that appeared out of thin air. I'm speculating, but I get the feeling it is an example of keeping audience interest over exhibitionism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3511384
Well, it started with me trying to be a villain for a day. Responses to Antichama also produce interesting results.

[Anonymous No.]

Thumbnail sauce pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711J_W0-qfY

[Anonymous No.]

>>3511622
>I get the feeling it is an example of keeping audience interest over exhibitionism.
I got the opposite impression. Audience boxholed Luna (and is almost doing the same to Miko) out of anything lewd doing exactly that
>Miko: hey anons, what do you think of this lewd pic of mine
>Anons: you will get cold, let me put a blanket over you

It is a funny joke but really limits the range of the talent. Haachama really seems to enjoy lewds and in more than one occasion she complained the fan submitted stuff was "too tame" and when the audience doesn't provide she just power through it with stuff of her own.

>>3511622
>It's not an insult
The bloke insulting was this one: >>3502765

>>3511384
>instead of insulting
This is 4chan kid, if you don't get called some sort of racial epithet (nigger, chink, spic, etc) and dismissed as "that one thing I don't like and I see in everyone that disagrees with me" it means your message is not getting through and people aren't interested.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone get the asmr file to work from the recent mega link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3512611
For fuck sake, just
>enter youtube
>search "Haachama"
>sort by upload date
>scroll down
There will always be one bloke that uploads the whole thing right after, and it usually survives long enough before either the uploader takes it down or get striked

[Anonymous No.]

>>3512473
>The bloke insulting was this one
Those were both me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3507946
I've always said letting Haachama do English streams with audience interaction is the equivalent of giving a 5 year old a knife unsupervised. Her EOP audience is fucking retarded with absolutely no concept of boundaries. She's too fucking stupid to filter questions that would have easily been filtered by the EN girls since they actually, you know, understand English. If management banned her from doing English streams then it's them doing their fucking jobs for once and protecting her from herself. It's too bad they don't forbid reading English superchats because clearly she reads stupid shit she doesn't understand either. Shit that she would have never read if it were in Japanese nor would any of the EN girls read since they crossed a line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3512814
No disagreement here. The subtext of her departure from the EN Minecraft serve was exactly that, specially considering it happened exactly after the collab with Kiara and Calli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPK9_9Hvla4

When she said "I'll learn english so I can call myself HoloEn gen 0 and return to this server" she really meant it
Haachama is a diligent person and realized she could "use" the server but she would never manage to interact with their members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3512749
based
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>3509296
>>3507946
In that same stream, near the end, Chammers said she wanted to do an English stream once a week. I think this was just a case of her suddenly dropping something on whim like she has in the past. The lack of a need for English in Japan didn't help. She did a recent English karaoke and expressed interest in doing another stream in English this week. Her motivation for doing so escapes me. I don't take it as a promise nor see it as the start of a pattern. However, based on her past actions, we could possibly get a sudden flood and dearth of English at any point. If I had to speculate, the debut of HololiveEN "gen 2" could coincide with this but it's merely speculation and wishful thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3513246
she made a 0 Gen english reference at the start of the karaoke so I don't think it's dead yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>3512473
>Haachama really seems to enjoy lewds and in more than one occasion she complained the fan submitted stuff was "too tame" and when the audience doesn't provide she just power through it with stuff of her own.
Maybe she just enjoys being lewd behind an avatar? Haachama said she's a masochist before so I wouldn't put it pass her that it turns her on somewhat. Plenty of women get excited from these kind of situations, right? To me, there's nothing wrong with that and she's not a slut because of it; I don't kinkshame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3512814
What are Haachama's boundaries? Honest question.

>>3513032
Haachama has expressed distress about her 'baby English' and difficulty maintaining English conversation in the past. However, despite her motivations, she seems lacks the attentiveness to study English through typical means, As much as people hate it, streaming in English only might have been one of the best ways to maintain her English skill level. The same might not be true for learning new vocabulary or improving her grammar. English marathons would be murder on JPbros so it might be best that she seeks other means to improve, if she desires to improve. Her attention span is sort, so it would have to be another "English or die" scenario that forces her to use the language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3514413
The regular EN collabs were probably the best way for her to get used to it, until En/Jenma/Yagoo fucked it all up. She'd be best off practicing with >Kiara if she wants to keep it up seriously

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes I really wonder how you guys are so fucking autistic. 99% chance there's not some deeper meaning behind her not doing many english streams besides the fact that she doesn't plan anything and it's just simply not been in her mind lately, she's obviously super busy between her concert and real life school shit, she jumps on stream for an hour before bed every night and just does something that takes little/no work ahead of time. Same reason behind her not doing collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3514559
I don't think anyone has problems with her or any other JP collabing with the EN girls. The reason why she hasn't lately has likely been because of scheduling issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3514293
I would say it is not shameful for her to feel that way. On the other hand, however, some Haatons are not interested in certain types of advances precisely because of how they feel about the person behind the avatar. This can mean things beyond lewd pics/lines or the kissing/bedsharing she does in ASMR. It can even mean things at that level. The same way one wouldn't call Haachama a slut for her interests, one shouldn't call a Haaton a prude for their disinterest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3514583
Tell me how you feel about Haachama's random whim #563?

[Anonymous No.]

If you really want her to stream in English the only solution is to make your desire/presence known. Only watch her streams if/when she streams in English, otherwise there is no motivation for her when the viewership remains the same. Also it would be most beneficial for her to learn English from Ina since she also understands Japanese, unless you want her to speak like Kiara. She could learn English while also helping improve Ina’s Japanese language skills. The most mutually beneficial arrangement in my opinion. I would hate to see Haachama sound like Kiara, since she is a terrible representation of the English language. Kiara practically has a speech impediment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3515407
I don't see her sounding like Kiara, but she's both ESL and JSL so she has more understanding of learning the languages non-natively

[Anonymous No.]

>>3514559
>until En/Jenma/Yagoo fucked it all up
Stay off hard drugs and take your meds kids.
You don’t want end up like this retard that, despite plenty of evidence that Haachama stopped doing English stuff because she doesn’t master the language (by her own admission), he can’t control the voices in his head telling fantastically elaborate tales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3514626
And teeth pulling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3515407
>Only watch her streams if/when she streams in English,
THIS!
If seeing a cute Japanese girl communicate in her native language with her audience which shares her language and culture is not what you are looking for, if instead you wish to see a person struggle to articulate even the most basic thought and misunderstand words as basic as “undercooking”
>please don’t give Haachama any of your precious audience

May I suggest Kiara? She speaks English too, maybe that’s more of your speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3515407
How about you just fuck off and watch the EN whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3515753
You say it as if it was supposed to be insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3515753
Its also worth noting that spoken Japanese is one of the easiest languages on the entire planet to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3515407
>Only watch her streams if/when she streams in English
Please do this so I never have to see another EOP comment again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3516040
anon please remember that anglos can barely pronounce their own language let alone a completely different one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3517070
Good morning antichama

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1391548993616846848

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519986
PLEASE TIE ME UP AND DOMINATE ME, HAATO-SAMA. I KNOW YOU'D LOVE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3504669
>Crazy Aussie MMD shorts feet sniffing arc
Favorite arc.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1391680414096388100

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/community?lb=Ugz5li5vpEWojgTg5gx4AaABCQ

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1391680414096388100?s=20

Are you a bad enough dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530208
When did she go back to Akai Haato again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530208
>minecraft contest again
She should try coming up with something new

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530208
>>3530212
>When you win you get to join a soul crushing black company
Perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>March
Haachama your month reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530327
Time is a concept far behind her anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3462431
>>3462786
i always thought one of her parents was filipino
why else would you send a japaneese gril to a filipino prison school

[Anonymous No.]

>>3490978
>>3491007
she probably got some fake or artificial saphron

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530212
To build a roller coaster ride that plays RedHeart with detector rails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530231
>When did she go back to Akai Haato again?
Since Haachama fucking died after eating bamboo worm sushi last Haachama Cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

Her JP tweet says 5月 which is May so she just made a typo.
Obviously it should've been 3月

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530482
You fucking wish seanigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3532956
why would i wish for that, are you retarded?
why would i want her to be some disgusting mutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>3531149
March 16th hasn't been a Sunday since 2014 so it's def a typo

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/711J_W0-qfY
Title changed. Guess haato only lasted two days? Fubuki retweeted the tweet about it but she's gonna be streaming during it so not sure what is happening there

[Anonymous No.]

>>3533696
It's a "good-bye" at least as opposed to "bad-bye"!

[Anonymous No.]

What are we in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3534232
Graduation
She has me as her b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ emergency food

[Anonymous No.]

>>3534232
Probably "oh no why is the stream called like that, i got hacked, oh no, haato is dead, guess haachama is back"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3534367
Sounds kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>3507946
Actually she dropped her HoloEN English Domination plan after management forbade her from using EN hashtags, her planned Smash Kart 51 collab with Gura did not materialise (probably due to EnMa because Gura seemed enthusiastic when she talked about it) and even shortly before that she was kicked off the HoloEN MC server. Ultimately with no way to interact/play off HoloEN her domination plan lost its purpose and then she had to move back anyway and prepare for the concert which shifted her focus.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know why I bother coming back to Haachama anymore. Her and her schizo garbage is terrible and she just keeps dragging it back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>3534367
I hope Haachama stays forever. Akai Haato is fucking gay. Haachama is fun, and strong. Let's list off the advantages of Haachama:
-Haachama does log PT for fun. Haato can't even do basic basic bitch dumbbells.
-Haachama is fun and won't be tsundere. Haachama is dere dere all the time (but you won't like it)
-Haachama wants to be president of America. Haato gets bullied in Ausfailia.
-Haachama sniffs her own feet. Haato won't even scratch and sniff.
-Haachama will eat the bug, and like it. Haato is probably scared of the bug, but will still sleep in the pod, own nothing, and still won't be happy.
-Haachama is not sexy, because she is just a young girl. Haato makes my wiener hard, and that's uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3534744
She's only doing it to spite you antichama because she's secretly in love with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3534744
You are not strong enough for the strongest idol. See the butthurt that she causes every time she gets an idea? That is power, boy! What are shitposts compared to the hand that wields them? Look at the quality of the posts, the desire in your Big Red Heart. Haachama gave you this. Such a waste. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe. Anons, call him a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3530600
>after eating bamboo worm sushi
Stop with this shit. The "Haachama is dead" screen popped up before she ate the worm sushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535168
Obviously it was planned, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535370
Haachama definitely programmed it to appear randomly at some point in the stream & changed her act at that time. Truly the strongest idoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535370
I'm saying if she was already dead when that screen flashed up, how could she have died afterward? Also how was she able to try a worm before making the sushi like it was nothing? And why didn't the sushi kill Haato if it killed Haachama? Clearly some other shit is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

so is she going to graduate?

[Anonymous No.]

AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGERMAN HELP

[Anonymous No.]

SCHIZO ARC IS BACK
LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck I'm digging this glitched OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535532
It's all schizophrenia, all the way down

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535532
I don't want her to graduate. The schizo arc has gotten stale as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE EATING WELL TODAY, BOYS.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's another schizo arc

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs RE8 when we have this

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this is new

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535584
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535509
>>3535511
She fucked up her OBS, pretty sure that was clear

[Anonymous No.]

Uh. Okay. She's got production value suddenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535584
>She's been doing these half ass streams because she was programming a horror game

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535616
I'd buy that and play while having extra copies for collection

[Anonymous No.]

CHAMA OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

i hope she kills away haachama and goes back to being haato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535566
Was vibing to red heart when this happened fuck my red heart almost died

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535608
She got some budget now

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like to know more?

[Anonymous No.]

Pepeloni for meds
MEDS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535682
Didn't she mention hiring an editor and/or buying video editing software in her March return stream?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she gets over this soon, these streams make me feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535682
We are seeing the power of her new manager

[Anonymous No.]

>It was a karaoke stream all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535712
AWAY!

[Anonymous No.]

Graduation?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this haachamas funeral

[Anonymous No.]

she's really graduating, wow

[Anonymous No.]

As a long time haaton, I'm mostly fine with the sctizo stuff but the constant scare of graduation or a long hiatus being threatened in these streams just isn't good for my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535773
Goodbye to her Chuuni eays

[Anonymous No.]

Wow it's fucking trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535793
i hope so.
i want old haato back.

[Anonymous No.]

[EN](Context): Haachama is singing, and I'm still gay

[Anonymous No.]

Just got here so missed the first 15 minutes, is Haato singing goodbye for Haachama's return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535826
No way.

Haachama > Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535807
same for me anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Miko really is my spirit animal. This classic Akai Haato design is just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535830
[EN](Context): Haachama is dead, and I love sucking cocks because I am a useless attentionseeking EOP. - Brad Howard

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535826
I hope they coexist and she does whatever role whenever she feels like it

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe haachama fucking died.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think this will FINALLY be the end or will we have to endure more of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
The schizo arc will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
What do you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
Don't ask questions you know the answer to

[Anonymous No.]

She's using the other Sophii song too. Damn she really liked her work

[Anonymous No.]

lo-fi haachama beats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
Numberwhores won't stop doing things that attract hordes of drooling EOP zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535950
haato please....
stop with the schizo content, you don't have to do this for people to like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
everytime this question is asked the real ending is delayed a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
nah, this is for showcasing some lofi music and officially ascending haachama to godchama for further developments

[Anonymous No.]

byebye

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535566
THE NUMBERS CHAMA

WHAT IS MEAN???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535979
Sophii deserves it honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

Lofi Remix time
A-chan should include this one in the main list

[Anonymous No.]

Iofi beats

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
She has done streams where the arc ends about four or five times at this point. What's another several dozen?

[Anonymous No.]

People still seem to watch and like it, so she really doesn't need to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryaOvgJVpB4
And a link for those curious

[Anonymous No.]

this Red Heart remix....

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536021
ID leeching like always

[Anonymous No.]

HAAACHAMA dont leave me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536034
This a really good remix

[Anonymous No.]

GODCHAMA IS BREAKING FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536016
A-chan hasn't featured a single one of Haachama's streams on her daily tweets since forever. Because they are trash.

[Anonymous No.]

Akai Haato > Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536026
Wait a minute why am I sitting here watching the schizo arc when I could be watching Marine play Touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

so this is what being molested does to people...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536026
EOP faggots are not people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536034
I left a dislike just to ruin its perfect record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535902
This seems to be what Haato enjoys doing these days.

Honestly if you look back at her prior-schizo work she pretty much just played Minecraft and the occasional meme game like Getting Over It. Honestly I think she's just stuck trying to figure out who she is as a streamer and this coexist stuff is basically a holding pattern since she seems to have a knack for it.

It'll change if she finds's something new she like doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536115
You will never be Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536115
You will never be Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>go in expecting full schizo
>comfy karaoke and schizo mix
I like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536115

[Copypasta] You will never be Japanese
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You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

[Anonymous No.]

She's putting the Haachama character to rest, probably.
It doesn't wanna rest cause the fans? Is she stuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536053
Anon, that joke was so bad it cured my schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536157
I'm digging the mellow feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536115
Nihongo, thou shall never be

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536137
I look forward to her jumping off a bridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536148
>>3536156
>>3536165
t. triggered EOPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536129
Bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536115
You will never be Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

I love them both i hope she never kills off either for good

[Anonymous No.]

peponloni

[Anonymous No.]

>rest in pepeloni, haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama borrowed Ame's gun to escape the time prison
kino

[Anonymous No.]

HAATO STOP READING SCS AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536115
pepeloni oh thou shalt not be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536115
You will never be Japanese.
>you're right about the EOP tho

[Anonymous No.]

pepeloni...

[Anonymous No.]

WHO WAS THAT FAGGOT WHO SC'D "STREAM HEART CHALLENGER"? I SAW THAT YOU FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

is this rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>anyone thinking that Haachama will go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536249
Those are scripted to advance the narrative

[Anonymous No.]

EOPs are such fragile little snowflakes.

[Anonymous No.]

She actually VA'd this, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I finally got it. Haachama was not kidding about her dream of being a VA. That's the one thing she enjoys the most, voicing either distressed or lewd lines.

She said it herself when she said "well, I can start building my dream right here at this channel".

[Anonymous No.]

Oh she actually added voice overs

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536137
She's said in the past the reason she does weird streams like Haachama Cooking and this schizo shit is because she's afraid of falling into the same content style as all the other members. She's right too, 3/5 members of gen 1 are basically irrelevant at this point and many members of other gens have fallen into the same content of playing fotm games until everyone is sick of them. Her and Korone and Fubuki are the only members of the JP branch who aren't spamming Monhun or Minecraft or Apex every day and that's probably what makes them popular.

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>>3536312
VA for sure is one of her motivations for these kind of things yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Sophii's song

[Anonymous No.]

And she 100% found her niche. Other than Pekora and Marine there are barely any Holo pulling 20k on a regular stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536312
The only thing you've got is EOPhaggontitis

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>>3536312
Why didn't you believe her when she said that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536312
Yes, at this point. She is basically just advertising herself for future possible employers and contractors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536312
Ah yes, maybe Meikyuu Black Company anime is what she's going to VA in. Hence black company

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536312
>Haachama was not kidding about her dream of being a VA.
Then she's heading towards a world of frequent auditions

[Anonymous No.]

i hope this weird content, pushes other holomem(especially EN) to try other things other than games

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536312
>This whole saga is just Haachama building a video resume
Not even mad

[Anonymous No.]

> There are people win this thread who don't have schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

This song again. I really hope this person made it into vsingers. Would suck to be rejected while having you music still being used.

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>>3536390
>future
I don't doubt Cover can line her up for games like that eroge(?)

>>3536383
>The only thing you've got is EOPhaggontitis
DELET THIS! Take it back!

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>>3536437
how so?

[Anonymous No.]

This song actually really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536443
>Would suck to be rejected while having you music still being used.
Why "V"singer when the person is already a singer?

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>>3536312
I'm surprised she isn't doing what her little sister Aria does and just releasing short situation ASMR vids for whatever she feels like voicing that day. It's probably a much better way to get her name out there as a VA than these schizo streams.

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I stopped watching after the timeloop end. What happened now?

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>>3536443
I don't think she ever auditioned in the first place

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>>3536494
>It's probably a much better way to get her name out there as a VA
It's not.

[Anonymous No.]

GODCHAMA WILL SOON BE BORN!

[Anonymous No.]

God has come to reap the sinners

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>>3536494
She also wants to tell a story, so it's a two birds with one stone thing

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>>3536492
All I know is she did apply for it. Probably to get more exposure than she can on her own

[Anonymous No.]

It's so obvious how many of you only post here when she's doing schizo trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536541
SHES COMING

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>>3536513
Some shenanigans involving the god of the haachama cinematic universe forcing only one of them to be alive at a time

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>>3536547
She isn't really telling a story though, she's admitted she just wings it and doesn't know where she's going with this shit.

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btw, there is thing she is an ABSOLUTE GENIUS at
>getting 21k people to stare at a static image / blank screen for minutes waiting eagerly for the "release"

Reminds me of that hynochick with the "jackpot" trigger line back on ooooooold /b/ days.

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>>3536534
Yes, because hordes of EOP faggots surely have connections with the Japanese seiyuu industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536577
Well, okay

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this is getting scary

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone else make this video with the 3D models?

[Anonymous No.]

>one missed call reference
Damn, Haachama.

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>>3536554
>Probably to get more exposure than she can on her own
What good is exposure if you sign off the character and song rights to a company? The second you leave the job it's like you never had it in the first place.

For a regular streamer it's very good but for a singer, being prevent from doing regular gigs and putting your name out there is a death sentence.

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WHat is this Silent Hill bullshit?

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>>3536591
Ok brad.

[Anonymous No.]

The Shining...

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>>3536589
I used that Jackpot thing it almost worked but not quite

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536591
That's not the point, retard. Anyone pulling 21k viewers on pretty much a "live VA portfolio" will surely get the attention of their target audience.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>3536628
Yeah, and she hasn't even shown the full video. Just bits and pieces that help her with her story

[Anonymous No.]

So did she commission this, or was it another MMD video like yesterday's that already existed

[Anonymous No.]

I'll admit, even though the schizo shit is overplayed, this is pretty fucking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536656
That's how /b/ turned from "the asshole of the internet" to "sissies and faggots"

[Anonymous No.]

#JUSTICEFORHAACHAMA

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>>3536689
I think it already existed but the voice acting was really cool

[Anonymous No.]

#JusticeforHaachama

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>>3536115
EOPs rule this world, small dicked weeb

[Anonymous No.]

i missed it

was there any progression with the skitzo shit or was it just random stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536678
This is your EOP brain on mega retard mode.

[Anonymous No.]

#JUSTICEFORHAACHAMA

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>>3536678
23.5k watching at the end, 20k likes by end. Not bad numbers at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>#justiceforhaachama
Haha, she is really playing the audience like a fiddle

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[Anonymous No.]

I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS

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>>3536745
>playing like a fiddle

What are you even implying by that

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>>3536731
Back to global with your ENwhores tourist.

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>>3536713
I enjoyed this one.
The MMDs, the lofi music, the mood. Very nice.

It would be nice if she spaces the lore streams a lot so it doesnt get so boring while having time for new MMDs and selected fancontent.

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>>3536736
Stop stealing my lines, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536785
you will never travel to Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536761
薬 AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536740
>Already 160k views
youtube live viewers numbers are a lie

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>>3536789
Yeah i can probably live with once a week or 2, then inbetween whenever anyone mentions anything she can just pretend she doesnt know what the heck they are talking about. pretend to be a normal holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536802
You will forever be at the mercy of N99 seaniggers. Have you kissed their feet today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536785
Go back to /jp/ you fucking weeb

[Anonymous No.]

More cyclical bullshit with no real plan of where any of it is going

[Anonymous No.]

Shit I just woke up and took my meds. How are things going with Haato?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536865
>weeb
Do you even know what you're watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>he still thinks he's not sub-N5
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, do you think if I made visual novel about Haachama that she would fully voice it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536831
have you practiced your walmart katana swings today in your thrift store kimono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536887
>took my meds
UN FORASTERO

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>>3536902
only if she whispers at the end, "Good night, sweet prince"

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2a_zc6-71Y

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2a_zc6-71Y
>LOLICHAMA
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536902
She would probably voice like 5 minutes of it before getting bored. After that one fan game ended up derailing a whole stream she’s probably more wary about them now

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>>3536911
2/10. Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536902
Maybe if you manage to make it not as cringe as that fan game she played on stream where the author included Yagoo memes and a self insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536831
I have never seen someone spend so much time trying to convince themselves they didn't waste their time learning Japanese when they could have been learning to code or investing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1391751955400196107
#JUSTICE FOR HAACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536955
>>3536957
She asked in Member stream what kind of streams we wanted, and Lolichama was requested a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536957
Based lolichama is back

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>>3536895
do you even know what does weeb mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536998
Yes I know but the timing is hilarious. LOLICHAMA after a fucking Horror lore stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536981
Implying any of that is hard. You must be an EOP and a failure in life.

[Anonymous No.]

Lolichama time

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>>3536957
>the adults are both dead so nobody is left to supervise lolichama
this lore just keeps going

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536980
I honestly don't think that will ever be topped for the remainder of Hololive. Such a shame too because the Haachama vision mechanic was cool but holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536970
10/10 nice comeback weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536955
pomf pomf kimochi

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>>3537009
Talk about lack of self-awareness. You're the kind of weeb who watches dubbed trash and unironicaly think they are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537031
Post your binance gains and prove you haven't wasted your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537041
Not as nice as the dud you spent 10 minutes wracking your head to come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

abayo shizos. im off to watch suzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537068
You first dweeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537089
>he thinks I think about him
how cute, keep seething tho ywnbj

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537092
Abayo fellow mentally deranged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537116
Seaniggers have you by the balls. Ain't nothing more pathetic than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537092
Don’t forget to take your meds on your way out

[Anonymous No.]

>>3536957
lolichama aria collab when
I want to get terrorized by blonde loli mesugakis

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537142

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537109
>t. poor third worlder

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537142
why would you assume that?
did a seadog fuck your japanese waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537170
>t. loser who chickened out when confronted

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537179
Did you actually think a competent speaker of either Japanese or English translates your clips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537179
Worse, his seadog waifu got fucked on stream

[Anonymous No.]

Newfriends or returning haatons, antichama legit will go back and forth with you for hours If you keep giving him (You)'s. Theres better things to do with your day

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ctmZ7c9sY

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537216
You still haven't proven that you aren't insecure about wasting you life learning an irrelevant language to watch consumer entertainment. Because, that is all you projecting. The burden of proof is on you, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Please take this back and forth to a discord channel or something leave the tread for Chama posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537269
>antichama legit will go back and forth with you for hours If you keep giving him (You)'s
what a cool pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535566
I managed to type it all out. Sad it wasn't anything interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537302
>le burden of poof
This is the EOP brain in cope mode when faced with the realization that they are utterly and objectively inferior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537413
I'm actually impressed it says something

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537423
>still dancing around it
stop embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537413
>wasting this much effort to decipher some trash quality fan art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537413
Wouldn't need to decode to figure it means "Don't look behind you" no? Except in a certain game you HAVE to look at it to keep it away

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537454
Wallow in your inferiority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537413
Damn she actually made it say something. This was actually one of my favorite schizo vids. I wanna see more Haachama voice acting. Also
>that filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537269
Truly the strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537525
t.poor

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>>3537413

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537539
Love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537553
Fail

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537269
Would be ironic if it's her shitposting instead as the antichama

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537688
>88
Uh..bros???

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>>3536980
>>3537040
>the Haachama vision mechanic was cool but holy shit
No, really, that's what happens when authors decide to star their own piece with no regards for the subject matter of their work.

That, incidentally, is why 99.99999999% of fanfic is absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537783
we've been bewitched again

[Anonymous No.]

Lolichama still has some big fuckin titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537688
>>3537783
>>3537824
Away foul witch

[Anonymous No.]

>A-chan new outfit reveal was more successful than Gura's

[Anonymous No.]

What have we learned? Schizo streams bring in tonnes of EOP tourists that antichama toys with until they all leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537874
Anya don't look

[Anonymous No.]

>>3537976
Based chama hope schizo streams continue so he seethes forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538008
I'm torn. I enjoy regular streams, loathe EOP retards but I also enjoy his and other retarded gatekeepers suffering..
Haachama is enjoying it so I think his suffering takes precedence

[Anonymous No.]

you ARE making a haachama statue in minecraft for the contest, aren't you haatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538189
wait...
in Minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538159
Only mentally handicapped people and newfags complain about gatekeeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538215
Haachama sunday competition winners get to join her black company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538159
Chama is doing what she wants and it’s pretty pathetic that antichama is still crying that she’s not catering to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538225
I'm not complaining, gatekeeping is essential for any group of otherwise strangers, lest the unavoidable retard invasion changes what was once great.
>webm related
This very site is based on gruesome gatekeeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538248
ye.... but
I didn't make it in minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538271
is the bull ok?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck did I just witnessed???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538283
Post it anyway, she always includes one bad submission to make fun of

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538330
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538310
Well, he got put down, contracted some disease or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538366
Libertychama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538271
>gatekeeping a million sub e-celeb
it works with a sub 1k indie but trying to "sekrit club" haachama after 2018 is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538556
You can always make it harder for fresh-off-the-boat retards to get comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538638
I don't understand how posting gore keeps them way from haachama
do you have mental problems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538189
I already did

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538673
He thinks there's actual post-schizo arc newfags to 4chan in this thread, let him be

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538673
>gore
Chinese comedic performance art is not "gore" at all.
>>3538792
Thread is near reaping anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538638
Away!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so perfectchama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3539103
Kek,

[Anonymous No.]

>>3539272
the first modular vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>3539434
The Haato head fits well on all her outfits, but the Haachama head really can only work on her alt outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3539492
There's just too much going on with the hair, it'd be better without the bow and hair clips

[Anonymous No.]

>>3539492
She'll get a new hairstyle any day now

[Anonymous No.]

>>3538271
Gruesome gatekeeping didn't work because it just attracted newfags like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Just caught the archive, how did she manage to make such unfiltered KINO, my chammers can't be this talented

[Anonymous No.]

>>3539492
>The Haato head fits well on all her outfits, but the Haachama head really can only work on her alt outfit.
Same man. I've grown to love Haachama's design but Haato's design has always been my favorite. It's simple but so approachable. I freaking love the Haatochama module in the coexist arc so much too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3539434
>>3539492
Honestly I like the right picture more than the left one. Haato's head works well with the red dress but not the coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3535551
>>3535584
>>3536474
>>3536308
>>3539996
Let's be honest here, even if you hated the schizo arc, a vtuber shouldn't be able to have a stream with production quality this high. It actually is KINO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3540316
STRONGEST IDOL

[Anonymous No.]

Haato....

[Anonymous No.]

When will Haato acknowledge Haachama's existence, anonchamas? I thought #Coexist was supposed to fuse them and allow her to switch personas at will. The voices in my head tells me this allows her more content variety.
She can still do this schizo world infighting in a flashback arc of sorts if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3540886
I don't know anon, I've read some people think this arc is actually the 2nd timeline or universe, and that the #Coexist ending did happened at one point but it was retconned in-universe due to the time travel arc or the reversal shenanigans in the REVIVAL stream. Tomorrow is also a Lolichama stream so there's no telling what will happen desu.

[Anonymous No.]

thread is dead