/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>Next streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFiHvRRl05M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUhmrB4fbA

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs;
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

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>>3618939
Finally.

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I thought there was a stream today...

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You dads just can't hold yourselves, can you.

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Did you not get the memo that the streams were rescheduled?

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>>3619091
An hour before stream time is fine anon. OP did good here.

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>>3618939
You've done it! It's... wonderful. Amazing! I'm so proud of what you've accomplished, what you've endured. There's no way the people of /yah/ can ever thank you enough for what you've done. You've saved all our lives. Who knows, maybe even saved the whole board. That makes the rest of this even harder. Everyone will want to post in this off-stream thread. Every newdad will look up to you, and want to emulate you. And then what? They'll want to shitpost. What happens to /yah/ if we lose the best of a generation? What if we are the only good general left on the board? You just gave us back all these lives... I can't take the chance of losing them. I've made a lot of tough decisions since I became a dad. But none of them harder than this one. You saved us, but you'll kill us. I'm sorry. You're a hero... and you have to leave.

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>>3619126
Wait, did she change the schedule on us?

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>>3619148
>Live in 17 hours
>Live in 2 days

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>>3619126
anonchama.....

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Beatani's soft legs

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>>3619167
The time was today in one hour until a few hours ago.

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>>3619172
Anonchama...

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>>3619219
I did it purposefully, as a joke. God damn it.

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>>3619207
9 hours isn't quite a few.

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I want to sexually fuck a Kumagai.

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>>3619274
Shit happens and all, but I do think stream schedules should be finalized at least a half day in advance, a day being better. Not everyone is gonna obsessively check to make sure the stream didn't change times every few hours.

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You clowns...

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>>3619432
To be fair the stream topic itself hasn't been decided yet so I've always treated the schedule as a placeholder.

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I missed you dads.

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Beatani is sleeping and completely defenseless right now...

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>>3619697
That's true I suppose. If a topic isn't decided yet it is probably best to assume the stream isn't going to happen whenever it is temporarily set.

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There will be NO cringeposting
There will be NO concernfagging
There will be NO Chihiro

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>>3619867
CHIHIRO SEX

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>>3619867
Chihiro OUT

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The more I think of it, the more I'm starting to believe /yah/ could field an entire 23-player memeball team. I should remove such thoughts from my head before I get any funny ideas.

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Did Bea become a bear after she got trapped in the internet? If so, why is Chihiro also a bear?

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>>3620342
I'm afraid you're being a bit too inquisitive.

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>>3620342
Curious, aren't we?

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>>3620342
she's clearly not the most reliable sources of information, I imagine being trapped in the internet isn't the greatest for ones sanity

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So can anyone explain why Streamlabs chats sometimes with the message "retard superchatted X pig dollars" as opposed to just "retard just tipped X pig dollars dayo!"? Is it keeping track of YT superchats too, or does the message get reset sometimes, or am I retarded?
I think the script I threw up last night was decent, just need to revise it to use a decimal type since, after looking at the data, it's all US dollars. Might wanna try looking at all the chats and converting non-US currencies although it will be even less accurate.
Yes, I know Beatani can give me the bottom line if I ask nicely, I just want to have my autistic moment as one of the resident autists.
Besides, this way I can look at the dataset from different angles, like donations for streams for a specific topic and whatnot.

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>>3620342
Beatani calls Chihiro a bear because she doesn't shave her legs.

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Think about it for a second. Where do you see Chihiro? On the internet. Therefore you're seeing her internet form. That's why you can't see Chihiro as anything other than a bear, even if she is human.

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>>3620687
>Is it keeping track of YT superchats too
It is.

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>>3620687
Why would she want to tell you her finances anon? Don't ask her that please.

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>>3620342
it was a curse on them both, that happened in the forests of the many islands of japan.chisato was exiled to the internet due to discrimination , because her fur was white,nobody could imagine a white polar bear living in between forest bears, it was unheard of.She had to be sacrificed in order for chihiro to live on in the magical forest in peace.it was the ultimate sacrifice, but chihiro pushed her into the magical cyber hole, casting her away onto xp hill.

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GUYS THE STREAM HAS STARTED WHERE ARE YOU

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>>3620687
stream labs bot also mentions super chats in chat i’ve noticed.

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>>3620842
>live in 16 hours

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>>3620763
>>3620860
Okay, I guess I wasn't paying enough attention during the streams themselves.
>>3620768
Of course I'm mostly exaggerating, but my point is that it wouldn't be surprising if she confirms our ballpark estimates about the bottom line one way or another, and it would render these efforts even more pointless.
I'm actually doing this more for the programming fun of it, I wouldn't ask her about her finances even if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to Beatani's voice and beating my dick like it owes me money!

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I'm loving the stream that she's doing right now. Unfortunately, you can't see it if you've ever taken meds, sorry.

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>>3620909
i was just making lore up lol, it’s just a rrat in the grand scheme of ogeys

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>>3620842
d-dad, it's ok, we'll be with you for the remaining 16 hours

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out of interest
how much would you pay for a handwritten letter by beatani?

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>>3620905
Upgrade your membership baka

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Wow, I can't believe what Bea just said

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Wow, she is really shitting on the grays right now, I hope this doesn't get leaked.

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>>3620952
That'd be like paying for pictures of you wife fucking a guy behind your back

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>>3620952
I don't know, because it wouldn't be a genuine letter she would write to me. That's why I want to win contest.

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>>3620952
Between 50-500$ depending on how long of a letter it is and if it's personalized or not.

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>>3620952
$0

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>>3620952
1K if it also comes with a recent photo of her. And no, I wouldn't share it with you.

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>>3620961
>>3620975
>>3621003
ogey

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>>3620952
Unanswerable question. It's not a scenario I'd like to think about.

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I hope winning anons here aren't considering selling their letters. That wouldn't be nice.

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>>3621189
Have more faith in the dads, no one's gonna do this shit.

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>>3621269

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>>3621189
They will be found out and shit on by her community for eternity if they do. So unless they want to change all their accounts probably best not to.

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Remember that Chihiro is behind every shitpost

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Bea-chan's soft snoring...

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>>3621303
I belieb it, it would be an actual insult towards her to do such a thing.

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>>3621320
>So unless they want to change all their accounts
Zia-san...

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My very dangerous rrat of why she postponed the stream is she is working on more song covers

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>>3621321
Based Majima poster.

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How about no namedropping for one thread, dads?

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>>3621414
I hope!

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Lovemaking sex with Chihiro!

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>>3621428
Sure thing, buddy.

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Ohayo! Bea Bea!

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>>3621451
Chihiro is for hatefucking.

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>He posted that he want to fuck chihiro for the hundredth time today

[Anonymous No.]

she's awake
and she's probably going to sleep again as usual

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These have been an eventful two months.

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Don't worry, she won't even check if a thread's up today. We're safe.

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>>3621491
Yo.

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>>3621579
The best months I had in a while

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>>3621584
TIME FOR WOMB POSTING

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question, should i do hair more like the photo, or OG bear hair?
what should i add in hand?
should the flower be a clover or do you guys have any better ideas?

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Dads, what is the consensus on hobbodad appearance?

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>>3621579
So much character development that could last a years...

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I have a codependent parasocial relationship with /yah/!

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>>3621562
It was my first post in this thread but now I'll post it in every /yah/ thread I see. You'r'ure welcome.

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>>3621608
Original hair and no clover

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>>3621189
didn't even plan to share. sorry

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>>3621608
bear
meds
clover

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>She only got around 4 to 5 hours of sleep
We really are alike..

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>>3621579
They really have. Seriously check the first English stream. She has changed so much. And then check a stream a month after that and the difference is still large. She has grown so much as a streamer. Mostly for the better. And the community here has grown as well. The arsenal of inside jokes and memes grows everyday. I only see good things coming from now on.

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Getting withdrawals when there's no Beatani streams!

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>>3621414
My hope is that she postponed it, to spend some time with her family to celebrate her birthday/mother's day.

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>>3621679

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>>3621608
>like the photo
You mean like the Beatrice in your image? I would try a tied-up hairstyle, if that's what you're talking about. Your progress so far looks good. I would consider showing a fang to make it more obvious.

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>>3621649
Cringe

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>>3621686
It's during these times that I just make low effort shitposts.

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>>3621679
She developed and executed her business plan with surprising speed and efficiency while being able to adapt her content and presentation to her members. It's very surprising to see how eager of a performer she has become and I hope she can continue having lots of fun with it.

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>>3621728
She went on a family date with Chihiro, of course

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>>3621686
I want to inject her tweets directly into my bloodstream.

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>>3621614
What are you doing? This looks extremely based. I want to know more. For the hobodad there is no consensus i think. Give him burnt clothes maybe to signify a visit to hell.

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>>3621772
i’m not into doujins or visual novels, so i’m not familiar with the character.Just searched up umineko now.

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>>3621614
This is the only canon.

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>Still no 3K party
I'M WAITING KUSO BEAR
JUST LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY ALREADY

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>>3621938
Where was your money on her birthday?

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>>3621954
I want to give her money again

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>>3621856
Huh, I thought that was an intentional choice you did, given the story. I'm not sure if you plan to read Umineko, but you don't get to see a lot more angles from Beatrice, so you don't have to look more references up and run into spoilers.

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>>3621840
>What are you doing?
A manual
>This is the only canon
Well, fuck, I'll be gentle with the poor man then.

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>>3621938
Maybe in June or July

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>>3620952
nothing because I'm not a gachikoi
well not that type anyway, I crave genuine interactions not something where I have to win a contest or god forbid fucking pay for it.
and thankfully beatani gives that to us enough as it is

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I want to give Beatani this

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>>3621938
Honestly, I don't need a celebration stream, but I look forward to the next karaoke.

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>hokkaido
>okinawa

What did they mean with this??

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>>3622110
The furthest north and furthest south of Japan

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>>3622110
Imperial Bea is shitting on subhumans again.

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>>3622102
Korean lessons?

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>>3622110
>She is doxxing herself
We just have to follow the clues

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>>3622106
This. I want singing to be part of the regular rotation, at least once a month.

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>>3622002
an anon here asked for beatrice, so i’m fulfilling it.

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>>3622102
A beautiful blue-eyed white baby? Anon, that isn't how genetics work here......

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>>3622102
Congratulations, this is the cringiest post ever made on a YAH thread.

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>>3622110
bear lives in the northern most parts of japan that can keep her cold enough.
Chihiro lives in okinawa, with the more tropical parts, more suited for black bears.

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Another early thread dads? You guys just can't keep it in. How's the day been going so far dads? For me, I've been thinking about bea bea even more...

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>>3622110
Tanned Listener-chan!

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Sex icon.

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Beatani don't open this.

I'm making a template for Chihiro. Should her eyes be the same as Bea, or amber,as a play on the inverted color scheme?

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Anyone else rewinded the last part of the birthday where she cried with happiness and the part where she first watched the voice project and giggled constantly. It's like a straight injection of happiness into my veins and I'm addicted.

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Remember: Rollercoasters are cringe. Spinning is fun.

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>>3622316
I'd go with black instead.

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Has Bea ever mentioned if she has read something from Dowman Sayman? I have a feeling she would love his stuff

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>>3622316
Inverted

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>>3622316
Left one makes my dick diamonds.

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>>3622316
This is hot
left

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>>3622302
She probably made the thread herself so everyone can shitpost here instead of twitter.

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>>3622316
Right but both do things to me

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>>3622334
The only thing I remember is a russian singing. Was beatani there?

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>>3622316
Left, I think it'a cool to see siblings with the same eyecolor.

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>>3622316
right is better, needs more flat

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>>3622361
Man...I haven't seen this in 2 years.

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>>3622361

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>>3622316
>that sightly larger chest

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>>3621679
>The arsenal of inside jokes and memes grows everyday. I only see good things coming from now on.
I'm afraid what that means for newcomers, though. Some of the things that that Koopaposter posted the other day had already occured before he posted his predictions. For example, all the name-dropping, and people recognizing most of the names in the Streamlabs list, and at least one anon calling it "the based list", are all things I've seen happen on at least one general that is now in a vegetative state.
I'm glad Beatani considers her current viewerbase "based" but there's a risk in the community becoming a clique. Hopefully that's not going to be the case anytime soon.
Other than that, I also think the best is yet to come.

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>>3622378
I can't believe she teased she actually did this on twitter earlier today. I don't know if she was just joking with us or if she actually did it.

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>>3622398
Meant right mb.

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Argument for black: in all of the 3 pics she's depicted her eyes are black. Either way, they're not light coloured.

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>>3622432
The only names here I remember so far are people I actively dislike.

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>>3622316
I vote left

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>>3622432
Then we should stop namedropping so hard in our threads. All the dm posting and shit is bad, but no one wants to stop because we legit have attention whores in this thread.

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>>3622316
They should be black just as the shitskin of this niggerbear
Chihiro hate

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>>3622396
Regarding that. Here are the time demographics for that video. Two thirds of you who went to watch the video really did that just to watch russian dad again lmao. Honestly I'm not surprised, he really is that good.

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>>3622437
She has 21 years of shitposting and baiting experience on anonymous imageboards. You just can't compete.

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>>3622378
Not this time, she was sound asleep and someone didn't check for stream rescheduling. Last time however...

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>>3622614
OP here, I didn't realize the stream was delayed...

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>>3622559
I wanted to see my signed part of the card get reviewed again.

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>>3622561
What would it be like to lose an internet argument to a 4 year old OL hikki bear?

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>>3621674
She needs to do more reps before going to sleep

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>>3622656
B-Bea?

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>>3622359
>>3622360
>>3622364
>>3622370
>>3622389
>>3622403
>>3622421
>>3622493

I guess left it is. Unless beatani weighs in on this, it will remain this way.

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>>3622670
I know I went back to watch the fashion contest just to see how much she hated mine again

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>>3622717
Boobs are pretty cringe...

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>>3622717

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>>3622717

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>>3622717
OH NO

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>>3622656
It's ok OP, it is what it is. This one has a bit of a different context as this one was delayed, as opposed to other early threads where dads can't stop from sperging. We just gotta make sure and keep pushing to stop the early threads.
It is what it is.

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>>3622717

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>>3622738
She is everything that her sister isn't.

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>>3622717
UOOOOOHHHH
great work so far

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>>3622738
chihiro is a bitch she's definitely got the booba

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>>3622361
I'll ask her next time I SC her, he is one of my favorite artists

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>>3622670
These are the demographics for the voice project, not the birthday stream. Only Beatani have acces to those.

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>>3622717
Oh, this is good.

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>>3622774
If she was a complete reverse physically she should have long hair too.

>>3622787
But a flat bitch would be based

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>>3622717
I want to paint that belly white

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>>3622717
HOLY SHIT

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>>3622717
Wtf?
I love Chihiro now

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>>3622717
So this is the body of an experienced woman...

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>>3622717
>>3622316
Made for remote kids.

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>>3622831
On the inside

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>>3622717
27 years old bear...

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I don't know the appeal of horny posting for chihiro. We know nothing about her except for a very biased view from Beatani who only has very mean things to say about her. Why do you like her? Is it only your want to be a rebel?

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>>3622717
uoh
but let me make my case

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>>3622870
Someone draw ChihiroxRemote kid

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>>3622885
Thinking is done below the belt here.

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>>3622885
Black Hair > White Hair

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>>3622885
I like her because it pisses off beatani when I say I want to fuck chihiro instead
simple as

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>>3622858
I heard Chihiro does offpako with her fans

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>>3622885
Bear paws typed this post

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>>3622717
I want to pull those legs apart and just go to town on that cunny.

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>>3622885
I've already done my reps to Beatani and want to shake things up by doing them to Beatani Alter.

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>>3622913
furry shotacon dad...

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>Chihiro horny posting
This is Bea's fault for delaying the stream.

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>>3622892
Oh fuck I can't decide AGAIN

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Chihiro should have Listener's red eyes, and the same tone of black for her hair.

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Information we have gotten about Chihiro from the most reliable source, her own sister.

>Chihiro is a bitch
>Chihiro hates otakus
>Chihiro is a normie
>Chihiro is mean
>Chihiro is worth kicking out of the house
In conclusions. She is a mean normie who will hate you and she will never treat you well. I don't see the appeal. Are the Chihiro horny posters masochists or something?

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>>3623101
She may hate me, but she won't hate my dick.

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>>3622892
Upon seeing this I want to change my vote to black. Yellow looks better but being canon is more important.

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>>3623101
Chihiro's hands though

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>>3623101
Chihiro gives good ear licking asmr compared to bea.

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>>3623101
But I can change her!

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>>3623101
This is information coming from the person she imprisoned for unknown reasons.
I'm waiting for the change in narrator arc.

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Everyone hands up! this is robbery!
Follow my instruction and no one will get hurt!

tell me your most wholesome experience abt Beatani or /yah

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>>3623130
Fapping to those hands felt like the absolute bottom of the barrel.

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>>3623179
She will change you into a sad pulp of flesh

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>>3623128
Maybe they turn yellow when she gets angry or excited. Nyanners does this.

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I want to cum inside Chihiro.

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>>3622717
I want to fuck Chihiro, Ich will Chihiro ficken, Иcкaм дa чyкaм Чихиpo, Chci šukat Chihiro, 我想和千寻做爱, Jeg vil kneppe Chihiro, Chcem si to rozdať s Chihiro, Želim zajebavati Chihiro, Quiero follar con Chihiro, Ma tahan Chihiroga keppida, Haluan naida Chihiroa, Je veux baiser Chihiro, Θέλω να γαμήσω την Chihiro, Meg akarom dugni Chihiro-t, Voglio scopare Chihiro, 千尋とやりたい, Es gribu izdrāzt Chihiro, Noriu dulkinti Chihiro, Ik wil Chihiro neuken, Chcę się pieprzyć z Chihiro, Eu quero foder Chihiro, Vreau să i-o trag lui Chihiro, Я хoчy тpaхнyть Чихиpo, Jag vill knulla Chihiro

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>>3623101
Chihiro is bicchi and she's mean to Bea, so she deserves a slap

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I know it's close to impossible but, I would love hear Beatani speak english in her normal japanese voice.

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>>3623209
I was sad and then she streamed and then I was no longer sad

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>>3623226
Reminder, Chihiro LOVES Pink Cat.

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>>3623127
She is the normie of the two sisters. She already has taken enough dick. Chisato is the virgin one and may be excited, but Chihiro will not care, she has seen many dicks before.

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>>3622717
UOOOOOOH

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>>3623226
Ahhhh I guess I'll just release both when the time comes.

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>>3623101
100 dads fucking some humility into Chihiro! Chisato watches and furiously rubs her drooling cunny!

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>>3623209
When we all came together to make 3 wonderful fan projects for her birthday that made her cry of happiness in the end and explain that this was the best birthday we have ever had. No competition.

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>>3623209
Seeing how happy she was with her birthday presents was peak comfy. I will probably watch the VOD far into the future when I need to cheer up.

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>>3623101
CHIHIRO LOVE

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>>3623251
I want to hear her normal japanese voice

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>>3623209
I made a cringe anon post in the thread telling her to be herself and live her best life and she called me an oji-san only to later thank me on twitter.

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>Niji EN revealed
>already feeling bored of beatani
Even though her 3 birthday streams were the very peak of my vtuber experience in all 6 years I've followed the scene...

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>>3623270
But not this one.

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My rrat on why she liked the voice project is because it made her fans seem more real. A voice is much more real than some anonymous text on a screen. And that was emotional for her.

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>>3622209
https://07th-expansion.fandom.com/wiki/Beatrice#Appearance
I am guessing that for fair use reasons or whatever they don't have a gallery like Beatani's wiki page, but perhaps the appearance section here can help you figure out what Beatrice's wearing, in case it helps you improve the adaptation.

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>>3623394
Of course, I think so too.

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>>3623390
Really? I didn't even watch any of it. Beatani is essentially the only one I watch nowadays.

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>>3623449
I watch Beatani more consistently than my oshi.

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>>3623390
Anon, do you really wanna be like those trendchaser fags that switches out girls every few months? You'll be bored of these new turquoise gacha game characters soon enough, and then what? Bea is eternal and irreplaceable even if dads will occasionally stumble along the way.

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>>3623209
first time she sang Clover Club
felt like a genuine love letter to us

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I didn't participate in any project and didn't watch the birthday or contest streams because I'd feel left out.

I miss hearing your voice, Bea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623480
I think your oshi is Beatani, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623209
It has to be her birthday, even if there's a lot of other experiences, that is the best for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623485
I was so ecstatic when that happened. I still listen to that once in a while. It doesn't feel as powerful now but right then it really was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623397
>https://07th-expansion.fandom.com/wiki/Beatrice#Appearance
Thanks, this’ll be useful.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think I'm an idiot? kek
I usually call myself foolish, but I am actually much smarter than the majority of the people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623394
That and also how international her audience is. She's never left Japan and probably thinks English = Americans/Brits only.

>>3623449
Maybe it's wise to be ignorant.

>>3623480
Who's your "oshi?" I want to judge you.

>>3623529
The contest streams were the best she's ever done. Just watch them you fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623529
That's the wrong mindset, I didn't enter the breakfast contest and I had tons of fun. The most important thing about those streams was us being all together to celebrate Bea's birthday, even if you didn't participate in the projects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623605
t. fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623529
Dad... Please don't feel bad. We who did participate did more than enough. It was all a success. It would have been nice if you participated but we managed fine, don't worry! Please watch those streams, they were really good. My main reason for my participation was to entertain other dads as well as Beatani. I did it for you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623607
Pekora, I haven't watched her as much because her streaming schedule and my sleep schedule conflict so I'm stuck watching archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623607
>your first reply
I remember how chocked she was when I wrote in chat that english was hard for me to learn too. She didn't seem to realise that many non-natives were watching her. But I think she knows now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623480
I don't watch other vtubers since starting Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392592399361142784

Was her 3000th tweet, just trivia but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623709
I bet she was shocked too.

[Anonymous No.]

I still watch other vtubers, but I'm only willing to wake up at 5:00 AM for Bea.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me, Listener-chan
>cute femboy, but will actually never be a woman
>wait outside Amusement Park waiting for Bea
>black haired Bea with slightly bigger boobs walks up
>says that Bea is nervous and soon will come for date and in her name she gives me apology drink
>drink up
>feel dizzy
>wake up on unknown bed
>take out phone to see what happened
>see your Discord PMs with Bea
>she tried to reach me for five hours and send me questions asking where I am
>I send her a video
>I had been brutally fucked by Chisato's slightly bigger futacock while having escatic look at my face
>Bea replies only with 'sorry' and blocked me
What to do? What wasn't me I swear. I had to be drugged

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623786
I switched to Beatani Standard Time (BST) just for her. I'm so glad my work is remote now so I can work whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623659
Nice entry-level vtuber, as expected of /vt/. Good choice tho

>>3623750
She needs to pin her youtube and merch links on her twitter page instead of that meme image. Imagine people landing on her page because they think she's a vtuber and wanted to watch her but there's no youtube link. The xphill.com link has it all but people who are new wouldn't know about it, and will actively only search for twitch/youtube urls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623842
>Bea replies only with 'sorry' and blocked me
That hurt

[Anonymous No.]

What was the funniest moment during the whole birthday? For me it was when she mistook that swedish boy for a girl followed by that Takesh submission to the fashion contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3622892
Black is canon but amber is SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623390
I will for sure watch their debuts but no way I'm switching Beatani from her main chuuba status. Her current schedule is great for me because I don't get burnout and it's not like I HAVE to watch every single stream. Beatani is unique in her own way and it's a given you won't find other chuubas like her. Not in the corporate world at least, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623888
Haha, That's so Bea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
I didn't want to remember the takesh entry

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
Mine was when she shouted "Tinder arc GOOOO" and pounded her desk to the HO submission at the fashion contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623968
I laughed so hard at that shit that I couldn't focus on the rest of the stream for like a whole 3 submission reviews after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
Snake Dad arc was amazing, from everyone surprised about the raw egg to his redemption when he scored 2nd place in the fashion contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
Her saying,"This has been the best Birthday I ever had!", then starting to cry. It broke me in a way I didn't think possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
Gosling massacre denial and her saying that all goslings suicided by themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
genocide denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
Indian kid's entry. That was so perfect that it had to be done ironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624077
I didn't think I was going to turn into a gosling. But seeing her cry from our dumb projects... I will never recover...

[Anonymous No.]

poll anon here; I finished screencaping the entries from the birthday stream, and the poll is being made as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624156
Make the poll require CAPTCHA to avoid vote manipulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624156
I was going to the bed, but I will give you a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

What shampoo does she use? What do her clothes smell like? What perfume does she like? When's the next Q&A?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624092
>>3624137
The Gosling were just being resettled for streaming reason. Some of them perished in the way there, but that's hardly Beatani's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

That was a pretty good stream, I miss her already

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624195
about that; I'm using google forms since I dont know any other way to make a poll with the pictures, and I'm not too sure how to require CAPCTHA on google forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624222
She uses bleach.
Like rotten fish.
Dirt from the forest.
idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624257
Incognegro/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624257
gosling genocide denial/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624238
>>3624257
your kidding, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624238
>>3624257
Stop messing around...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624257
I think I like touhou games now / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624276
Google forms? I think it's fine then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624257
shizo/10
this was the worst breakdown yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624257
>>3624238
Ogey/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624257
Fuck you, I had to check and was disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder why she streamed on twitch all of a sudden. It was a nice stream though. Very surprising topics overall.

[Anonymous No.]

Bea, what's the image the japanese have about the gaijin otakus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624413
She said at the start it was because her YT account got shanked for showing r18 on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624447
>Free hugs
I hate this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624198
same energy

[Anonymous No.]

haha anontachi, you guys sure are a funny bunch

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true this general has killed any chances of her having a wider success?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624413
it was in the tier 3 oil bacon discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624490
>anontachi
>>3624525
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624477
If some dumb girl at a convention wants to get felt up by smelly weebs, why not help her out with a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
Yes. Whenever I see someone in her chat or twitter replies that isn't on the namefag whitelist, I DDoS them and make sure that Bea remains pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
no? she shilled herself on reddit when she was celebrating memberships and got like 500 subs in two days. That's obviously an extenuating circumstance but she can grow outside of here. it's just that beatani being herself (for better and worse) makes her have a bit of a niche appeal compared to the more generic seiso idolshit most vtuber fans focus on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
It's not, No other community has just come on. No other community has tried except for shills. Shills want to get beatani in their clicks but beatani has said time and time again that she wanted to build her fanbase first. When she decides to network most of us dads will be okay and encourage it. We make clips and post them on youtube after all. At this point, places like reddit, twitter, and other circles just need to look for her.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck. What? What the hell is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624551
Anon it's usually the men who bear the sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
Before she posted on 4chin she did not have any chances. She had 80 subscribers and like 5-15 average viewers. We saved her carrier. Though now we don't want to be forgotten but most of us are supportive of her trying to reach out further. But I think she is stuck with us for a while and honestly it's not that bad. She is making good amounts of money on donations and the fans she has right now are extremely dedicated with making art, projects, shitposts, memes etc. Watch her latest birthday stream if you don't believe me, 3 dedicated fan projects and good amount of donations. She is not struggling at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
no, it’s not.In other communities, these types of things would be hidden behind discord’s and group chats.Here the discussion is transparent and archived.No one is valued above the other.We are equally viewers regardless of payment or art , that don’t require using twitter to air out all our discussion.It doesn’t alienate per se, But if we keep ratting rampantly or if the references get too niche it may be a problem, although i see some viewers not from here that still enjoy the general atmosphere.Most things are explained in the wiki anyway if any new viewer gets too curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
>>3624620
The Yukkin clique...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624580
stop blaming others

[Anonymous No.]

>>3618939
>No link to xphill.com
OP is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
Stupid rrat. Look at other JP indies streaming to a little over a dozen people at most after doing it for a year or more. That's the real fate for someone getting into the scene now not some fantasy Cinderella story of being as big as a Holo or a Niji because the fickle redditfags or a big clipfag suddenly decide to meme you one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624647
Use the spacebar after the period, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624651
Yukkin is a nice girl, and I'm glad she has a heart for another vtuber that's up and coming. It's just that beatani is this enigma and I'm more interested in bea. I dropped my saviourfag pity subbed and moved on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624620
>>3624644
>>3624647
kek calm down nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624673
op was sleepy and didn’t know the stream was rescheduled.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624651
Haha yeah how could I forget when Beatani and /yah/ had fun doing some light bantz and she even encouraged her fans to follow Yukkin, god these were such entertaining threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624755
with meat sauce

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624690
my weaponized autism was going rampant

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624776
Nothing? What are you referring to? If you are talking about the "rate the stream" post and replies that was just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624776
rrat killing, and chihiro eye color discussion, and art ideas mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
Nah if she continues to market herself in other places and succeeds in attracting different crowd she should be fine for wider success.

But gorilla farming in a Japanese food cooking forum shouldn't be that bad in the meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624758
peak beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624776
Dads got baited and got upset at being accused of hurting Bea's success.

[Anonymous No.]

is it time for hand reps yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624776
Who is you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624644
>We saved her carrier
>Oui
She gained in popularity because she's doing a good job, that's it. Other chuubas have tried introducing themeselves here and got ignored shortly after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624651
>>3624703
>>3624758
She's doing a 7-day stream with this abysmal number. It makes me sad because I'm also one of the pity subs who don't watch her. Maybe it's time to let go...

[Anonymous No.]

>Beatani gets 3k subs in 2 months
>anons on the other boards still accuse /yah/ of "killing" her
What gives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624718
Sorry bro, it's just that the only people who say that on this board are the shills that raided us that one time. They tried DMing bea without following the usual vtuber streaming rules like not bringing up other chuubas and etc. Just a little annoying that those fags still parrot that shit around when they were the ones who came into streams shitting up chat and threads spreading cancer. Not gonna lie, they kinda turned me off /wvt/ and /asp/ with their faggotry. I remember it got so bad bea literally reviewed one of the cringe dms on stream. That shit was kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624891
>100 nuts
>51 minutes
damn nigga works fast

[Anonymous No.]

VOTE, NOW
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1SF-ZqyYkP_QW2_0JS9TP-Cf6GqpY0NF3NBXZ-JnxduY/edit

[Anonymous No.]

>Beatani gets 3k subs in 2 months
>/yah/ claims full responsibility despite having no data to prove it was only due to their effort
what gives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624820
she came here because she's unable to get attention from anywhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624892
>What gives?
they can't keep screaming that we're pumping and dumping her after this objective level of success so they're shifting tactics to saying we're hurting her further growth instead

just ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624864
To be honest I watched her out of pity for the first 3 streams after the english debut because I did not want her to feel abandoned after that enormous push. But after the 1k karaoke I was hooked for real. And now I'm here gosling posting in the thread everyday and destroying my sleep schedule to catch every single stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624891
>those numbers
Either susan got more aggressive with her algorithm or the "all vtubers are reclining" meme isn't a meme after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624864
This. Saviorfags are not enough to explain this phenomena. Bea is just a genuinely entertaining and charming streamer, one of the best in the english speaking sphere, that people like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624987
Indies are FUCKED because Japan is like 1/10th Vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624940
tell me if I miss a submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624940
Voted for takesh. Nothing can beat that outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624940
A voté. Good job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624957
True, but she could still attempt attract more crowd elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624987
its always been like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624987
I think the 7 days nonstop streams kill the channel in the youtube algorithm is the actual culprit.

[Anonymous No.]

If Beatani is an artic polar bear. Is Chihiro an american black bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625085
she did reddit and 2ch before going here

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624940
>you're wrong
Deny it all you want, you'll see the light soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625140
She's a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625145
She did the reddit after coming here newdad... This was the first english speaking forum she ever advertized on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625140
probably more like a Asian black bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625140
Is that why she's such a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625085
She has done that, and she will continue to do that... it's not like she hasn't stopped... It's just that most indies don't inlcine super hard. Remember, Beatani with just her subscriber count is probably in the top 10% of indies. Understand that her success has already been gained and she will continue to incline. She just won't be getting even the lower holostar numbers for a while. Just chill a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625045
you only included one of mine but that's ok, I just wanted an excuse to post it again anyway since I thought it was cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Chihiro, she's got that alpha Stacy energy. Chisato is for marrying and growing old together with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625145
Leddit is shit if you don't abuse their shitty system.

But if you do it correctly there. You get a lot of exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625219
I imagine Bea actually wears something like this which is why I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625220
Enjoy your herpes and gonnorhea

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro is sweet, kind, lovely. I mean, she could be cute if she wants to. Imagine cumming inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625219
This is my favorite. You got everything just right and I love the facial expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625219
it's in

[Anonymous No.]

Numberfags go in the mass grave right after concernfags and the suicidal goslings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625271
Thank you, I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625220
chisato is a kichigai and mentally ill
how is that wife material?

[Anonymous No.]

Take the Goslogs to the mill!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625330
Lots of wives are kept alive by alcohol and meds, I want to grow codependent with her. My life would be a living hell interspersed with moments of tender bliss! CHISATO LOVE!!! We'll get through this together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625330
>kichigai
That's extremely rude anon. We use menhera around here.
>how is that wife material?
Every crazy woman just needs a child and family to make her grow up. Bea is still savable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624940
>sorry, due to you incompetence and retardation, you submission was deleted. Thank you!
RUDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625424
>That's extremely rude anon
is kichigai the Japanese version of nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624525
>>3624579
>>3624620
I think we can universally agree to keep her away from that domoarigathanks guy as far as possible. Dude comes off as a creepy groomer and has "jokingly" coerced other indie vtubers into the same or similar sexual shit that if it wasn't already "sex lol" boring personality, then they wind up being molded into it. Fuck that guy for every indie vtuber he's tainted with his grubby ass oily groomer hands.

[Anonymous No.]

CHIHIRO SMELLS LIKE BEAR SHIT.
CHIHIRO LOOKS LIKE A DUMPSTER-DIVING RACOON.
CHIHIRO FUCKS OJISANS FOR MONEY. CHIHIRO USES MAC OS.
CHIHIRO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN BOXED WINE.
CHIHIRO HAS HOLES IN HER TEETH
CHIHIRO THINKS SUBWAY IS HEALTHY
CHIHIRO USES FAKE CHINESE MECHANICAL SWITCHES
CHIHIRO THINKS TOMATO IS A VEGETABLE
CHIHIRO USES FACEBOOK AS HER MAIN SOCIAL MEDIA

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so lonely on these days bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625486
It means crazy and it's offensive for japanese. She was called that at school according to her (?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625503
How is she so perfect bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625486
Kind of. We discussed it in the last thread.
>>3625490
Literally who

[Anonymous No.]

BEA-CHAN SUKI BEA-CHAN SUKI BEA-CHAN SUKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625503
sounds like projection, bea

[Anonymous No.]

That Twitch stream of her doing the tinder RTA was hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625490
I have no idea what you're talking about, but sure I guess

[Anonymous No.]

What does bear pussy feel like? Will a regular onahole be enough for the Bea experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625424
her nickname is based on kichigai, dont worry too much about her feelings my boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625619
Bears have proportionally very small reproductive organs, so it would have to be exceptionally tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625652
No beatani means bear valley. Watch her debut.

[Anonymous No.]

Feeling Beatani's warmth while hugging her from behind and feeling everything is right in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625490
Ok nigga, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625619
unfortunately no, bear pussy is different than human pussy onahole is based on

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625566
>>3625599
Dude goes around obsessively interviewing vtubers and on the side his twitter is filled with reply guy levels of "you want sex you slut?" and "lol get bullied" kind of manipulative shit. If you think some anons and other fucks get on your nerves you haven't seen anything yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625490
I've seen the dude, he's extremely cringe and a complete imbecile. Bea knows who to evoid so let's not worry about literally whos

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625686
Imagine
Working hard the whole day at xp hill pulling weeds, it hurts your back and is very exhausting but then going to your and Beatanis tiny little comfy house at the foot of xp hill. Being greeted by Beatani as soon as you enter your home by a "ohadayo is that you dad?" and her running to you as soon as you answer. Being bear hugged by her, her head only reaching your chest. Smelling the scent of her homemade garlic croquette in the hallway and then eating with her in the kitchen while she exictedly tells of all the things she did in the house today. Going to sleep in dads room but lightning storm starts and soon hearing a knock on the door and Beatani coming in telling you she is afraid of the thunder and making a cute little squeak as a bolt of lightning hits xp hill. Her sleeping in dads bed with you just that night, hugging her and telling her that lightning is nothing to be afraid of. Waking up before her, seeing her sleep in the bed while being cute and harmless. Seeing her smile and talking some nonsense and realising she must have a good dream. Going to xp hill to work one more day pulling weeds knowing that Beatani will greet you when you come home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625490
>>3625566
>>3625599

Please never bring up that name around these parts again. He's that bitch who manipulated some indie vtubers into revealing their faces, and also insulted Natsumi Moe during their interview. Moe wasn't having any of that shit though. He's also responsible for Shartemis being a massive cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Courtship and mating take place on the sea ice in April and May, when polar bears congregate in the best seal hunting areas.[117]
Guys, Beatani is in her breeding rut!
>A male may follow the tracks of a breeding female for 100 km (60 mi) or more, and after finding her engage in intense fighting with other males over mating rights, fights that often result in scars and broken teeth.[117]
And I'm gonna have to kill all of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625763
>manipulated some indie vtubers into revealing their faces
Holy fuck what a giga faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625692

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625763
>He's also responsible for Shartemis being a massive cancer.
sounds based to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625763
>Please never bring up that name around these parts again. He's that bitch who manipulated some indie vtubers into revealing their faces
woah woah woah... How the fuck is this guy still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625738
I want to imagine.. but it hurts..

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625779
A battle royale for bear cunny it is then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625681
A joke for unshaven cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625779
>And I'm gonna have to kill all of you!
try it fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625827
we can bring weapons, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625823
Imagine
You wake up in dad's room by a knocking on the door. You are really tired but yell that it's okay to come in. In comes your only daughter Beatani running in full of energy. You are still really tired because she woke you up at 5 am but seeing her instantly makes all that tiredness go away. She asks you if you and her can go on a picnic on top of xp hill. Normally you would never do such a thing by yourself, but having a picnic with your daughter sounds nice and you can't really say no anyway seeing the excitement on her face. You begin making sandwiches with her helping out, you drop one of the sandwiches condiment-down on the floor and Beatani yells and points "you kusodad, you dropped it, you are very foolish" you laugh along and agree, she laughs as well. You go on top of xp hill, the sun is shining and Beatani runs around everywhere while you have to carry the heavy basket. You eat the picnic on the top of the hill when Beatani suddenly gets quiet. You ask whats wrong and she replies "none of my friends have a dad like you, most of them have dads that only work and are too tired to do anything, you are great, do I really deserve you?". You reply with "Don't worry, you are the best daughter in the world, nothing matters more than you, it's me that doesn't deserve you". You see her face light up and she jumps out at you to hug you. "I know being a neet is bad, but I'm happy that you're with me so much, I don't want these times to end!" she says. A while later she sees a butterfly that lands on top of a white clover flower, she gets into a ready position on all fours like a cat and jumps on it trying to catch it, but the butterfly flies away but just beside the flower she instead finds a big four leaf clover, she shows it to you excitedly and then puts it in her hair. A while later she falls asleep on the picnic blanket. It was a good day for both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625681
I want to yodel in her bear valley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625812
too many newtards enough of flow to keep him being around for, likely, ever.
vtube-ing big everywhere attracts those kinds of baddies, i await the day for the internet brain chips come about so i can fry his peanut remotely

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625880
wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625880
this is cute, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624940
You forgot this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625140
No, that's Charlotte

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625763
im watching Beatani stream and posting in the same /yah with this kind of person?
kimochiwarui

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625779
I can smell her pheromones! Her ripe fruit calls to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625490
Yeah, I know about this guy. His ultimate goal is to groom indies and then get them into Hololive/Nijisanji. He's in the same group that spawned the tranny shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>392 replies
>51 posters
You're all just a bunch of schizos, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625925
got it in, sorry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624940
I voted for all of them. Seriously, I love everyone's submissions. Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625888
yodel-ay yodel-ay yodel-ay hee uuooooohhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625952
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625952
I WILL NOT TAKE THE PILLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625952
that's only like 8 posts per poster, anon
would you really prefer to compare it to the other busy threads that reach autostage within literal minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625880
is she a child or is she retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625952
Who is you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mind break

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625952
the meds make her too blurry and sometimes I no longer hear her when alone, so I stopped taking them

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626092
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

bwoken bwain

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bea is so cuuuuute kyaaahhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626167
this twitter addict is too cute

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>>3625940
At the very least it seems the faggot remains on twitter and youtube. Still yab though.

[Anonymous No.]

No, don't get a job...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392636317012422656
SHE'S HERE!

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>>3626200
is she unemployed?

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Okay Bea, I'll be cooking dinner when you come back home.

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>>3626267
she's clearly at work pulling XP Hill weeds right now, dad.

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>>3626267
Called out
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392637841990033408

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>>3626282
>>3626330
DYRBI

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>>3626282
what happened to her programming job? she got fired already?

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>>3626343
Pulling weeds is a metaphor for bugfixing.

[Anonymous No.]

just for future reference, the poll will stay open until next evening (burger time).

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>>3626343
Sex in office got her fired

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>>3626330
What does this mean?

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>>3600000
Please don't forget bear!

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>>3626383
People here saying she's unemployed, she reads it, tweets that she has said she is not a NEET from the beginning.

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Bros I'm worried. What if she actually has a 9-5 job and the only reason she can do vtubing is because her job is currently done remote which makes her schedule flexible but when corona is over and her job forces her to travel by train into the office every day again and work overtime she will not have time for us anymore...

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Might not be the most appropriate place, but happy Ied Mubaroq dads.
I now there's some Indog and an Arabic dad here

[Anonymous No.]

she did post those voice clips the other day that had obvious bathroom acoustics so while I'm not one to give a shit about roommate stuff I'd assume those were recorded at work

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>>3626460
don't worry, she'll just stream from the office!!!

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>>3625873
I never leave home without mine.

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>>3626460
Corona-chan. Never leave us onegai...

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>>3626503
Sick blade!!

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>>3626460
you need not be afraid, Dad. In the scenario you describe there would still be a few streams a week. Coronachan isnt going anywhere, by the time she leaves our daughter will be able to teleport into work.

[Anonymous No.]

Why was Beatani trapped on XP hill?
And how can we prevent her from ever escaping and leaving us?

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>>3626597
she didn't suck Chihiro 2 in pee pee, so she got banished to XP hill

[Anonymous No.]

There is going to be a graduation gangbang right?

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>>3626470
you too anon, happy Ied Mubaroq

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>>3626689
yes, but you have to be in the right discord to get the address for it

[Anonymous No.]

Karaoke listed in the upcoming streams.
>29th
nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

please warmly wait for it

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>>3626567
Back off buddy, Bearonica is mine!
https://youtu.be/ESMcRtKU2Lc

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>>3626460
I've always kind of assumed stuck on XP hill is a metaphor for being quarantined.

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>>3626460
I would cry

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>>3626810
So Chihiro = CCP?
Damn, Chihiro might have been yellow all along..

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfqkCqKwP8c
It's here!!

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>>3626771
I hope she makes 4k by then.

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>>3626460
Let us pray for corona chans continued success just like ebola chan

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>>3626765
>>3626771
Meat day is best day

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>>3626893
God bless.

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>>3626874
You're thinking about it too hard. Chihiro is just a fun character she came up with like Listener-chan and Emote Kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think bea is good at rhythm games?

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>>3626994
>Emote Kids
Is snake dad fake too?...

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>>3626460
I don't think the korokkevirus forced a lot of Japanese to become remote kids, but then again I don't inhabit nipland and I'm not a proud owner of a yamatogokoro. Gotta look at the news articles.

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>>3626470
Appreciate the guesure anon, it means alot.

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>>3626810
Chihiro is her failed normie persona she was forced to cultivate during her time as an office worker and in society at large. Chisato is her cringy otaku persona she knows she can't flaunt around people in public. XP Hill is where she is self quarantining as she can't exist how she wants to outside of the internet.

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>>3627071
She's good at rhythmically moving her hips in a game we play together.

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>>3627071
Of course, where do you think the name "Beatani" comes from?

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>>3627156
So she is basically Haachama.

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>>3627092
>Is snake dad fake too
He better be, I doubt someone as cringe as he is can survive out there.

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>>3626994
I remember when she first came here and dads were trying so hard to DEEPEST LORE every aspect of her introduction video only to realize very quickly it wasn't that deep
always funny how hard some people overthink things. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, after all

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Is now the time for karaoke reps? I like her songs but never watched those VODs.

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>>3627206
But less cringe and not repetitive

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>>3627265
>like her songs but never watched those VODs.
the karaoke streams were probably her best ones before the birthday trifecta

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>>3627261
I prefer to shitpost about the lore, than having to read people's doomposting and concerfagging.

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>>3627265
Watch them

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>>3627156
what is this rrat? chihiro is her sister, theres no way someone as mature and sexy as chihiro is the same person as that cringy retarded bear

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>>3621614
Anything on the ugly bastard spectrum.

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The only thing I want in life is to lick that armpit

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>>3627473
I still think her fake rock song is kinda meta on the nature of vtubing and being online generally.

[Anonymous No.]

end of thread reminder to do your slay the spire reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>3622102
>comparing Bea-chan to Korean dog
>>3622256
I remember much cringier posts than this. Especially when dads didn't know how to interact with her (not that they really do now).

[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion on the nature of goslings and relations over the internet which end being parasocial? How do goslings perceive her?

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>>3626771
>2k sub singing
Love this foolish bear

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>>3627660

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>>3627543
I wonder if she shaves them.

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>>3627749
It's correct, she is going to block 1000 of us.

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>>3627549
cardanon here, I stopped make new cards since the last STS stream. and I still wondering why she never stream that game again. I afraid she thinks we don't enjoy watching her struggle toward the game, while actually that's one of the best part

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>>3627719
i think its based and it is the way of the future

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>>3623719
I only watch shuba and some scattered nijis apart from Bea

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>>3627800
goodbye, hope you get a feel of bear cute and funny

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>>3627800
I hope I survive

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>>3626771
The karaoke stream with Bea-chan playing guitar was reaching dangerous levels of comfy, I could feel the outline of my body dissipating.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't Bea just sell her used panties? Why don't all vtubers just sell their used panties?

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>>3627971
they give them to their boyfriends

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>>3627971
Because I would have a bloodhound tracking dog and a ticket to Tokyo the moment they hit my mailbox.

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>>3627774
did bea let an ant escape the xp hills?

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>>3627971
Because I would buy all of them

[Anonymous No.]

make a new thread when this dies dads, onegai!

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>>3627810
It would be cool for bea to play more deckbuilding roguelites like STS (and possibly actual roguelikes). I thought those STS streams were Nukulomity

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392651410165010433?s=20

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>>3628093
do it yourself, foolish daughter

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I'm still surprised by how much musical tastes overlap with mine. Really looking forward to her next covers.

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>>3628093
Bea bea...
>>3628134
Don't encourage the kusogaki dad.

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>>3627971
She doesn't wear any.

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>>3623318
>wonderful

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>>3628121
CUTE

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>>3628169
>>3628134
kek im not beatani

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>>3623209

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>>3628353
I love this

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>>3628401
Let me guess. Her pure innocent eyes from the earlier days?
>>3627810
I hope you feel compelled to do more cards. The ESL in them makes them even funnier. I say that as a fellow ESL speaker, don't take this joke too seriously.

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>>3626567
I would absolutely play a hack-n-slash game starring this guy.

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>>3628513
It's just too adorable and inocent. At least Bea is still adorable.

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>>3628513
cause it makes us feel special

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>>3628263
sure thing beatani

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>>3628554
>>3628597
You're damn right anons, she's still so damn cute and adorable.
When she wants to.
But hey, that's at least something, right?

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>>3628688
That's her charm. Don't forget she's very charming.

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>>3628688
I agree that she's adorable when she isn't talking.

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>>3628513
>Let me guess. Her pure innocent eyes from the earlier days?
I felt some of that same energy during the last birthday stream. Playing the birthday wishes over and over again and being so happy. When she isn't feeling depressed and being a brainlet about making your own reality she has her pure moments.

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>>3628688
I want to hug my daughter so damn bad bros

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>>3628789
im charmed, her charms makes me feel charmed

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>>3628831
mute every stream

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>>3628907
I will charm her

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>>3629024
together we all will charm

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>>3626470
You too dad. Enjoy your day.

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>>3625812
Faggots like that are often like mildew in a shower. Scrub every bit off and it still hangs around and comes back after a while unless you use bleach consistently or just don't live in a hot, humid area. He'll hang around until he loses interest or gets too notorious and someone doxxes him and drives to his house and rapes him in his butt.

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I know that the text of the request says "an ecchi illustration", but I wonder if the other anons are not getting warnings for posting this unspoilered.

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Holding hands with Chihiro-san...

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>>3620342
>If so, why is Chihiro also a bear?
The lore behind this is a little confusing. The first image of Chihiro is https://youtu.be/lOI6n3kmyx8?t=70 and she is depicted similar to Beatani's form, but a week later in a stream https://youtu.be/nn3woDxIAz8?t=2136 she says that her sister does not have bear ears.
My current theory is that the bear form is just an avatar that Chihiro uses when she uses the internet, but when she is in real life she doesn't actually look like a bear.

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Strapping Chisato on like a feed bag!

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now that I know chihiro isn't a bear I can safely lust after her

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>>3630486
They were riding on the shinkansen and they tripped after an emergency stop. Nothing lewd about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro is an ordinary onahole.

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>>3631319
based

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro is an ordinary bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623913
Russiadad

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro is my onahole

[Anonymous No.]

d-dads she is reading thread
....
beatani TUMMY RUBS
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

This Chihiro thing is so confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>imoutoid
Rest in peace...

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>>3631525
You only need to know two things about Chihiro:
1. She's a bad person
2. She will use her sex appeal to get you on her side

[Anonymous No.]

the lore says beatani is human before something happened turn her into a bear. maybe thats the same with chihiro? maybe chihiro know the trick with this and can change into a bear or a human as she please

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>>3631624
Yeah but is Chihiro her actual sister, a stand in for her roommate, or someone entirely made up?

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>>3631433
Very lickable eyes

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>>3631661
Only Bea knows

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani isn't watching, quick, post other cute bears!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0

[Anonymous No.]

>The new thumbnail for the 3K subs karaoke video
As expected, it looks too rough above 16 pixels.
I have no idea what kind of interpolation was used by the application when capturing the strokes, but it's not very pretty.
I think converting all the text to italics helps, however.
>>3623602
Thanks for making me look at my Umineko folder again.

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>>3631841

[Anonymous No.]

I want onaholes in shapes of Bea's ears

[Anonymous No.]

I want an onahole in the shape of Bea's braid

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I want an onahole in the shape of Bea's throat

[Anonymous No.]

I want an onahole in the shape of Bea's brain

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Bea's onahole and be pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

you seeing this beatani? better add onaholes to the merch shop. help your dads do their hand reps so they can help you.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the Kumagai sisters. Listener-chan is my real oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632296
>>3632291
>>3632221
>>3632146
>>3632033
>>3632006
Do you an are really?

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani seems like a really smart, funny and talented person. If there are more hikkis like her, could their problem actually be that they are too autistic to go out and meet people? Would a dating app targeted at them actually help with Japan's declining birth rate?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Listener-chan. Beatani is my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Listener-chan. The Kumagai sisters are my new oshi.

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>>3632424
I hope I can meet a girl like Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani discovered Twitter fleets
I'm not Japanese enough to understand the ウニ tako meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632424
I hope I can meet a girl like Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am a perfect cute bear without any problem

[Anonymous No.]

Nonsensical japanese meme

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>>3632404
>Fuck the Kumagai sisters
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392684228618293252?s=20
>I was loved by everyone when I was a human, no problem DYRBI
Do you, dad?

[Anonymous No.]

殺す you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632698
yes, who couldn't love this bear?

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>>3632698
I believe it.
My daughter is literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632698
Does she really believe it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632604

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>>3632698
Only a retard wouldn't adore Beatani Chisato.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully Beatani's womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632752
I feel like Beatani would sooner rip a dick off than share it with chihiro
well she'd probably just do it for fun anyway but still

[Anonymous No.]

Both Bea and this thread are heading into gigaschizo hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632752
fuck yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632783
I'm lubed up and ready to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632752
Make them kiss

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Beatani happy with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>3631628
The truth is that they were both trapped on different XP hills as punishment for the horrible things they did together, and have since turned on one another in an attempt to convince you to free one of them (while taking their place on XP hill).

[Anonymous No.]

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even though you are foolish,
I love you Bros, and Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

[Anonymous No.]

This bitch is really going to make me learn Japanese to understand these weird memes? Gao!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the consensus?
Do we forgive her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632883
Need a mod that replaces all the videos of Sirrus screaming "Who are you" at you from the book replaced with her "Who is you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
It's about damn time! The point is for her to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
condom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632921
No, you will be be consumed by the tanasinn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
is she painting xp hill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
She can spend all this money in soaplands and pachinko. I don't care. It is her money

[Anonymous No.]

>>3633134
I don't want her using them at soaplands unless she lets me watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
I expect pictures of the used dildo, bea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
Yes bea, spoil yourself you deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632995
No. Naked dogeza and refunds now.

[Anonymous No.]

if I was her I would've bought tons of stupid shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3633134
Do women go to soaplands? That's erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

Bodypainted Bea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3633298
Same, except she can't buy an oil balon membership to her own channel.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani has an erotic butt. goodbye thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>3633335
sniffing paint with bear!

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Beatani shares some of her paintings