/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

can she be saved?

[Anonymous No.]

from what? diabetes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623419
mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

needs a redesign with bigger tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623498
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

If I asked her to lock me in her basement, would she?

[Anonymous No.]

She's already saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
Polka is the savior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623596
most japanese houses don't have basements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623584
No one will ever give you a qrd on polka mental illness. They just say it and disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623584
we live in a society
and who does pagliacci turn to to make him laugh and ease his pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623665
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623584
okay picture falling in love but instead of with a person its with a collective of voices whose only real relationship to you is the fact they give you on average the cost of a bottle of cola.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY0vpUfLoUM

Watch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
No. And that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
She will air her dirty laundry om Holotalk and ask for your support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
No. She's in too deep.

[Anonymous No.]

Why? I think she is even beating Botan right now in SC, small though it may be. I guess there aren't that many rich slavs that can support adidas lion.

[Anonymous No.]

cute singing!

[Anonymous No.]

>このさん
What's the rrat on the new'ish mod in her chat? Was she getting JP antis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625016
That's her boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625062
>That's her boyfriend
I'm pretty sure Kagami Hayato is too busy to mod her chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623684
>pagliacci
That just plural for clowns. Your Italian sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>everybody is polka
we all need saving

[Anonymous No.]

When I say POLKA, you say..........?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
I don't care what she looks like, if she's a hag or not and if she's completely fucking mental and needy. I'd fulfil her sexual and emotional needs. Her personality turns me the fuck on.

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>>3623404
Why should she be?

[Anonymous No.]

she's so happi

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625987
I second this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
why does polka triggers all the saviour fags, am i missing something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623596
>Japan
>Basements

Do you want their Island to sink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623566
No

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>>3626051
she's in a parasitical relationship with her audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626051
She's the Aloe that never graduated.

[Anonymous No.]

Post the TL community stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626060
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626051
>>3626095

[Anonymous No.]

Will she ever do an orgy with her fans? That would be hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626060
Anon, what? Do you think Japan is a floating island held up by the chaos emeralds like the island in Sonic 3?

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>>3626109
Why 'save' her when it's easier to just to fall into it with her

[Anonymous No.]

*saven

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>>3625716
It's a Watchmen reference.

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>>3623404
Nope, we can't save her, unironically, the only one who can is a random japanese dude her age by dicking her down thus therefore making Polka stick to him like butter for the rest of their lives.

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>>3626109
>>3626082
>>3626089
ok anons you do whaterver you want, but if it as extrem as it looks like is a drama bomb waiting to explode

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>>3626273
Have you seen Rushia?
she stopped acting and belives her own GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626257
If only polka knew that literally dozens of degenerates would happily eat out her clussy on this image board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626350
I am among them.

[Anonymous No.]

>polka saviorfag timeloop again

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626302
What?!, You have to be shitting us, there's no way Rushia of all Holos fell for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626350
At least she hopefully knows that overseas sexy guys love thick girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625905
sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623736
But their fans are also obsessed with her tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
I will save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626462
>>3625987
Stretchy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626350
>TFW YWN make kids with this woman

[Anonymous No.]

She's singing rn, go watch her boys.

Also most of the parasocial shit is in her member streams I think, correct me if I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.]

does polka fanbase overlaps with her old fanbase i dont know if we can talk about polka's old life, because it so public and stuff

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Yes, Polka almost certainly has bipolar depression. But she's managing it well now and has one of the most stable positions at Hololive due to being experienced and being personal friends with YAGOO. She's pacing herself well with her work, loves her fanbase and has a great support system due to the close bonds of the gen5 girls. Polka is happy, and she wants you to be happy with her.

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>>3626615
>Also most of the parasocial shit is in her member streams
yes she doesn't wanna weird out the normalfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626686
She clearly still has massive self esteem issues. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626686
The combination with Flare has been good

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626742
Yeah, but you can live a full life with some issues and still enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626704
To be expected from a professional

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626401
>And then I saw it
>I saw a chuuba who would die for her gachi
>A gachi who would kill for his oshi
>A clown, angry and alone
>Laid out in front of her, the menhera path, I saw it
>And the path was Polka, Oruka and Oruyo
>So I changed it

[Anonymous No.]

FINAL LAST SONG

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3627743
Please take a breather/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>3627743
Nonstop/10

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>>3623404
How fat is she? Okayu or Noel levels?

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>>3626704
So what goes down in other menhera's mengen streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3629340
Not much, the average sad woman lament combined with unconditional love for her faceless supporters.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty honking clown sex

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>>3629383
Well at least she leaves that stuff to her members unlike a certain Niji that's always complaining and crying on twitter and streams.
Polka just needs a hug and a good dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

I've always wondered about this. How would she react to an EOP outright superchatting that they think she's really cute and that they want to make love to her?
Obviously nobody should ever literally do this because it's schizo shit. And we can't be 100% certain if she'd feel harassed. But hypothetically speaking would it boost to her garbage self esteem since I have a feeling she just wants to feel wanted.

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>>3626657
I'm sure lots of her old fans make up a big chunk of her members. People talk about it all the time it's the worst kept secret on /vt. But be careful some normfag autists will reeee about it despite it not being real doxxing since no irl info is being revealed. But /pol/ka is usually cool with it since it's kind of a part of her canon lore and back story.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>3629755
She'd ignore it and probably find it gross because in her mind you're just reacting to her vtuber persona which looks and acts nothing like her real self.

Nene would totally like that though, go for it.

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>>3623404
She just needs a reliable girlfriend that's committed to fixing all her problems.

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>>3630002
She likes to bait coomers onstream though.

[Anonymous No.]

>great an unique design
>amazing 3d debut
>sexy voice
>is a needy and thirsty bitch
Why is she failing again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3630016
Who do you suggest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3630132
Define failing. She's doing better than the average holo and can live comfortably off her SC and membership income.
She just has crippling self esteem issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3630132
Because she doesn't make a schedule and doesn't read superchats.
Also she is fat.

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>>3629340
She will sometimes preview projects she is doing and may ask for input from members. Also emotional support para social streams where she cries and kisses you. She will also have a more casual conversational stream where she will talk with chat about her irl goings on or answer any casual questions from chat. Like she sad. The members content is more like your hanging out with her after work.

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>>3630132
She debuffs herself by discouraging superchats in favor of memberships because she's trying to start a cult of loyal boyfriends. This makes retarded numberfags see her superchat numbers and think she's "failing" when she's quite popular and collabs with lots of senpais and gets along well with everyone.

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>>3630150
tamaki

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>>3629755
Just watch the old among us streams where she plays with English speaking EOPs only. She literally reads everything they say like a unfiltered teleprompter. The reactions are priceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626145
Yeah of course. You don't? The earthquakes are just when knuckles and robo(co)tnick tries to take them

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>>3630348
Since she's married, taking a dicking to make a kid, and managing the company she has, i don't think she's in a ideal position to go tell off Polka.

She is also a timebomb of stress waiting to happen with how workaholic she is.

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>>3625987
based

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>>3631018
That's a given, but let that situation blow up by itself, like the Ange one.

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>>3625987
Me too anon
I know what she looks like, and well, most men wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole(ka)
But I seriously want to get this clown girl pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>3631423
I never thought she was that bad. Seems totally average, her personality makes up for it though.

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>>3631475
She's at least twice the streamer the other girls are, that's for sure

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>>3631589
I think Nene and Botan are great too. Lamy is kinda boring but maybe that's me being an EOP and her style of humor being more subdued.

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>>3631282
>like the Ange one.
I'm sorry, what? What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625016
It's her best friend in holopro Roberu

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>>3631616
Nah lamy is boring as fuck, there is no humor in not talking for 5 minutes straight unless the japanese have transcended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3631589
kek

we don't know what her other genmates' VAs look like though, aside from Botan's who is also an absolute unit of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>3631018
Roberu is one of her best friends. but he's also working in overdrive to build holostars up.

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>>3631616
Lamy's stream quality is directly proportional with how shitfaced she is.
I'm not even meme'ing. She's pretty funny when she's drunk. Especially during collabs.

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>>3631645
Context:
>Ange kinda was on the verge of collapsing/feeling VERY Ill, she thought it was just stress but anyways, better safe than sorry (or collapsed for a bit?) so she went to the doctor and he basically gave her a massive scolding for her eating habits (eating once a day for nearly a year, not eating anything but hamburguers or skipping meals for days sometimes, zero rice or vegetables, barely enough water, bad sleep, sitting all day, no exercise, just living to feed her cat and go sleep for a day in some cases) and now she's changing her habits, because the way she was living meant that, if she were to faint, it would be the bad type of fainting which needs actual medical attention for her to wake up again, nobody would have heard or noticed for several days straight or weeks due to her not being the social type (she lives alone), meaning she could have died and no one would have noticed, not even ICHIKARA themselves until it was way too late, she would have become an statistic.
Here's the stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMSqAqtueFg
Obviously, it's untranslated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3631894
Based Roberu trying to save the Homos from the "dead branch" fate which seems to loom closer and closer to them each day. Truly our winning son.

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>>3632181
wtf

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>>3632181
So strange to me that there's so many desirable Japanese women with both looks and personality who spend their entire lives alone like that. Are Japanese Chads just terrible at their job or what? Someone as cool as Ange not having a boyfriend would be unheard of in the west.

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>>3632253
The thing is that Roberu is more outgoing than the others. That's the trouble with Holostars from what I can tell. The guys are just very reserved. This is why some of Niji's male streamers do very well too and even sometimes beat the girls in terms of money and viewership; they're outgoing and energetic.
Holostars doesn't really have that except for Roberu and maybe Astel. The others seem more relaxed and mellow, which is fine but doesn't make for very entertaining streaming. You'll see this effect with some of the less hyper Holo girls too, they get significantly less views than the girls who are more bombastic.
Really I think people look too much into the whole male vs female aspect of it; what matters most is that you're entertaining.

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>>3632474
Social standing is very important to Jap women. Why do you think Tamaki was so proud to announce that her husband was a company owner.
Marrying a man that has lower social standing than you is considered weird. Of course there's only a small pool of high status men.

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>>3632474
>Japanese Chads
These are few and far between. Plus, many Japanese women are shameless about their quest to find the perfect walking cash dispensary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632584
You say that like social status and income isn't important to all women.

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>>3632613
It's important even to young women. Which is why so many more men are virgins over there.
Women in the west have this stage where they go for chads before they start gold digging.

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>>3625905
iruka?

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>>3626525
Parasocial

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>>3632584
She was always saying in her streams how high her standards were if people would hit on her/call her waifu etc. It's possible he isn't actually a company owner and she's just playing into the meme.

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>>3632474
Bruh, have you seen the Japanese imageboards or their side of social media?, Japan is full of 4Chan level autists which will rather jack it off to a 2D loli or an Idol which acts like a kid than to actually go around their neighborhood and ask the qt next door for a date with a 50/50 chance of her saying yes, then again much of this comes from the fact that expectation just keep rising and they can't handle them, just look at their study plans, what's worse is that all of that effort and their IQ ain't higher than those of slacking americans, minorities and other stuff included, of course they break like eggs and seclude themselves for life, women too, their demographic collapse has reasons, and to boot, their institutions would rather collapse than to try and change anything for their betterment of their society, it's just a weird bag of staple fuck-ups. To add even more fire, other nations praise their system because it made them 1st world and generates big bucks for a relatively small nation in terms of land, also island and once demonized for good reason, so not only to their locals have their country's and society's pressure over them, but the government has the international, economical, diplomatical and most recently belical pressure (China) over them to keep doing their 200% day and night. The entire thing one day is gonna collapse like a fucking house of cards and the smokescreen is gonna fade to reveal all the BS most weebs like myself tend to act like it doesn't exist, you people still really think that women like Polka just suddenly generate for no reason?

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>>3630186
She was force graduated by upd8 in the past. That is why she loves yagoo so much, he isekai'ed her.

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>>3623404

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>>3632892
Ah yeah, her upd8 background was gut wrenching.

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>>3632776
I don't know what this has to do with Polka I'd date her in a heartbeat she's really interesting as a person.

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>>3626109
The only holo thats upfront about the mental toll inflicted by the job

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>>3632971
Anon that's not her complaining about the job it's her being thankful for the job because she has no one in real life to give her that kind of support.

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>>3626082
That's called being a vtuber. Its like a rent a friend situation and I'm ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Polka and omaruza have a symbiotic relationship
Polka streams = happy omaruza
happy omaruza = happy Polka

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>>3633059
Yeah, we're on the same page. Not sure why other anons are trying to paint her as a mental case though that's been the kind of behavior here for years. I like Polka because she's honest about it. Takes the mask off, no pun intended

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>>3633136
and happy Polka = even happier omaruza

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626590
>before sex she pulls a couple yards of handkerchiefs out of her bagina

[Anonymous No.]

Can she be shaved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3630395
So she's like a mainstream version of beatani?

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>>3631282
>like the Ange one
so, Ange and Polka are in the same tier of menhera?
or did you mean Ange is a Tamaki-tier workaholic?

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>>3631018
>Tamaki
https://youtu.be/uJevco1s6u0

Holy shit, she is very selfish and demanding, she doesn't even seem to have married because she likes her husband.

Why does her audience like her?

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>>3633900
No, I was talking about how we should just let things play out until someone closer or the VTuber themselves notices something isn't right or let them crashland straight into their reality.
With Ange she kinda noticed and is taking steps to correct her own problems. In the case of Polka, this isn't going to end well in the long run but she doesn't seem to care so fuck it, let's see how it ends, her character's a jester/clown anyways so let's get a laugh or two atleast from her journey, or in the end, just entertainment.

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>>3632474
Japanese men there don't have balls to approach women

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>>3634151
Unironically I don't think anyone would go out of their way to save Polka, she's not pretty or desirable enough. She'll be left to self-destruct and then they'll talk about her as a cautionary tale about codependency while taking no steps to protect future talents from her fate.
God I wanna saviorfag her so bad.

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>>3634061
>Woman
>Cute
>Mangaka
>Drew a funny trap manga
>Also VTuber
>Hard-working
>Collabs with Holos
>Collabs with Nijis
>Collabs with other people
>Makes off-character streams
>Fanbase is not absolutely retarded and accepts both Tamaki and Norio-sensei, even correctly separating them from each-other
>Next to no annoying Gachikois like the autist ass of Lyger
>Entertaining
I don't watch her a lot but most people don't seem to dislike her and talk good things about her except for the workaholic bug (which Marine also shares) so I guess she's fine, she's also married now and even her Antis celebrated it so I guess we reached an end there and we are just in overtime.

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>>3623404

She's already been saved , now she call the punching bag of the company her "friends"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3633492
Kek

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>>3632474
JP Chads are super rare, most Japanese men are betas that would have a hard time even talking to a girl, let alone asking her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>3634151
>>3634229
oh no...
this isn't gonna end well is it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3634644
This could unironically end like that KEK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3634644
I think she's self aware and been in the game long enough not to jeapordize Yagoo's gig and by extension, Covers asset, which is her, of course.

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>>3623404
Does she even want to be saved in the first place? She seems fairly happy with the way things are right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3634229
Same. Same...

[Anonymous No.]

What does Polka think of the harem that her best friend is building?

[Anonymous No.]

She is not lurking this board, so she is saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3635495
Risu..

[Anonymous No.]

>>3635495
Treerat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3635495
but then, who will save you Risu?

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>>3632567
Exactly. Gens 0 and 1 are perfect examples. Miko and Fubuki are energetic and entertaing and able to garner a lot of attention from EOPs during last year's boom in subs which pushed them over 1 million each. Meanwhile Aki and Roboco just do their thing and never make any waves besides the occasional collab stream and they still barely have over a million subs combined.

Apex should be banned for underperforming Holos. Roboco basically played all night and started up again in the morning so I thought it was an endurance stream at first.

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>>3632892
Yagoo is the biggest saviorfag of all. I bet he'd love to have Ironmouse in EN2.

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>>3637649
>Apex should be banned for underperforming Holos
Based, and I agree in full. It is a mood killer, especially when the streamer is not particularly talented, and it is a drag to watch if you are not invested. Keep it gated in the memberships for the die-hards who really want the journey, and then stream something interesting on the public to draw a crowd.

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>>3632776
please look up the word 'paragraph'

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>>3623404
With how she acts (i.e. embrace the parasocial) i am confused that none of her jap fans (who mind you are exposed to her menhera in their native language) have tracked her down and married her or something. Seriously she might be a bit thick but do japs really?

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>>3637758
>she might be a bit thick but do japs really?
Yeah, they really are averse to fat chicks. Mind you, Polka is obese not just overweight and even if a Japanese dude likes fatties, the social pressure is too strong for him to pursue a relationship with one.

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>>3637807
Fuck'em. Anyone who wouldn't date Polka is an idiot.

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>>3637807
I looked her roommate up and unless I got super old pics she certianly isnt "obese" - after all they do idol shit in 3d, so no landwhale.
Honestly I am glad my oshi isnt a menhera, i would probably move to canada if she said stuff like Polka in these member posts above.

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>>3638152
I don't think anyone has actually checked to see if the pics that anons get the landwhale impression from are old or not. I also think most anons are so stupidly jaded that they haven't stopped to consider whether she's lost weight or not. It's Schrodinger's rrat.

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>>3625716
no one cares wog
thanks for outing yourself tho
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>3638152
>>3638222
There's the shot of Polka in her 3D debut with her hands on her hips and they were floating far away from her body. Also, she was winded in about 3 minutes. I admit, the only rm stuff I've seen is the old clip of the tv show/podcast thing she was on with 3 other people and she was pretty big there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3625987
I + this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626350
me for example

[Anonymous No.]

>>3637758
>>3638152
>>3638222
Anon have you ever been to Jap land? Even a 5'8" manlet towers over most of the men there. Now imagine Polka who is actually some what tall for a woman in Japan and actually punches way above the average weight class. Looks aside, manlets who are already afraid to talk to much smaller Japanese women are probably scared to death that she will breaking them in two like takeout chopsticks.

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>>3638806
Nah i havent, but that doesnt change the fact that she has an audience of thousands of members who she quite literally says she wants to fugg.
Also Anons you all have no taste in women, i would fuck the thick clown hag any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>3639318
Same, fuck the clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623566
This is true of all vtubers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626249
Pagliacchama... it's a reference to the iconic sad clown from commedia dell'arte all'improvviso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626350
>clussy

is an orgy with polka a cluster

[Anonymous No.]

>>3639318
>>3639338
Both of you have high melanin concentrations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3623404
yes. by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3639318
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't squeeze Polka's tummy while cuddling her
Unironic faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3640285
It's called having standards

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>they believe it lime its real
stop believing corpo tricks you fucking mongrels, nobody in holo is real and they just suck the money from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3632181
Isn't this like the norm for some streamers?

[Anonymous No.]

I love her voice so much, I wanna marry this menhera so I can hear her speak every day for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3639563
Almost. It’s a clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3638329
The real reason she did that in her 3D debut is because Cover's tech is so bad they can't prevent their arms from clipping through their skirts and Polka's skirt is very wide. To fix this they have them wear a cardboard skirt during 3D streams to keep their arms up. It's really funny when you think about it.

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>>3632776
Intriguing analysis. I don't know enough to be able to say whether or not you're talking out of your anus though.
One thing
>belical pressure
is this a typo? I'm looking up "belical" and am not finding shit. By context I figured it was related to "bellum" but you might mean something else I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3638152
>implying they would want you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3626350
i wonder if I should send her my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>3624184
I broke a smile when I saw that title. You can feel her chaotic energy pouring through the keyboard. Cute polkiacci.

[Anonymous No.]

polka's great
she's such an enigma

[Anonymous No.]

>>3641206
bellical pressure maybe? Anyways it's just that if chinks decide that it's time to do a reverse nanking, they'd better run and pray the yanks intervene to save them

[Anonymous No.]

>>3639938
>>3640533
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>3639318
When I hear her asmrs I like to pretend I'm just helplessly spread on bed while she straddles me with her fat butt. Using my dick as her personal toy until she's satisfied. Whispering sweet nothings into my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nene has thousands of husbands
>Polka has a gestalt husband comprised of all of her members
Which is the better deal?

[Anonymous No.]

I can save her... I can save her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3642349
Good luck on your clussy adventures anon, you will make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3631423
If you told her to lose weight she would do it out of affection and fear of losing you if she didn't. Fear is a great and only motivator for women to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3639434
No, it's the joke Rorshach tells to the readers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3633059
Her mom is her biggest fan, they're close. Also, her roomate has a large group of friends, that she met through singing, but they're all too busy to hangout together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643624
>Watchmen invented the pagliaccio
Your theatre and opera reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3642405
I like being part of the hive mind more. That way she can refer to us as just an individual. Feels more connected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644006
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/but-doctor-i-am-pagliacci

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>>3641163
Cover needs to clean house on the tech side of things. Too many indies have Live2D and 3D models that shit all over some of their chuubas. Gura looks like dogshit now so much she used her old model the very next day out of shame.

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>>3639434
>>3643624
>>3644006
>>3644948
no you fags
the original clown of the joke was an england-based italian clown in the 1800's called grimaldi
whose father, wife and child all died around the same time of disease hence the
>my name is grimaldi because i am "grim all day" lololol
the original joke had grimaldi go and see the physician only to be told to go see the famous clown who was in town that weekend and you cunts know the rest
real guy

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>>3634061
>even a japanese man has to be at least 180cm
international femalery strikes again

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>>3647866
She's trying to save her future sons from the burden of being manlets, we should be praising her.

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>>3647909
It's useless, manlets will always exist

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>>3647909
She better at least 180 herself, so a taller man doesn't have to pollute his genes

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>>3640109
based

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>>3638222
>Schrodinger's rrat.
Heh, I like it

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>>3647693
>arguing about the origins of an obscure clown life lesson
i love the autism on this board

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>>3624615
>She will air her dirty laundry
Sniiiiiiiiiifffff

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>>3648873
when some FAGGOT is WRONG they need CORRECTION

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Autismo fact: Polka's current BGM shares a phrase with Lovely City from the Lovely Planet OST

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>>3633492
That's a Coco collab.

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>>3648009
>2022, the great manlet genocide

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>>3623584

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>>3637706
>Ironmouse
Literally impossible unless somehow VShojo (the group of friends) collapses.

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>>3649416
>manlets disappear
>">imagine" short women still exist
>this will breed more manlets
the sad truth is that to get rid of manlets you'll also have to get rid of short women

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>>3626302
Elaborate pls

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>>3629690
Which niji?

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>>3650944
She went on a member's rant when one of her long-time Fandead stopped watching her for someone else and felt really hurt that they treated saying how much they loved her like a joke.

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>>3625987
She may be twice my size, but i wish her all the happiness in the world

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>>3651209
What a terribly manipulative statement.

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>>3651209
Kino

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>>3651209
Rushia...

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>>3651209
Reminder that Rushia's roommate is married and seems to be going through relationship trouble maybe even a divorce. That message is a strike against her ego (she wants to please people) but it doesn't mean that she thinks she's fandead's GF or anything.

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>>3651520
nice rrat

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>>3651520
I am her Husband

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>>3651209
didn't meidos delete this image last time? Pretty sure there's a reason for that.

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>>3651732
It is members content even if it was taken down
also might have been a Fandead meido

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>>3626109
She didn't put the CW in there herself, right? Please don't let that shit spread to JP.

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>>3626379
AMONGUS!
Yeah, I hate myself for doing this, but it had to be done.

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>>3641206
>bellical pressure
That's because the chinks are investing an unbelievable amount of money in defensive stuff, systems similar to the Iron Dome mixed with counterattack forces and missile silos specifically designed to eventually coherce undefended or poorly equiped neighboors into following Beijing's command once they get Taiwan's control and thus then go into trying to control the first island chain (which includes Japan), however, the dark part here is that the party's decrees are basically law which means that, if the US slips somehow (seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if they do these days) and the Chinks invade Japan, they could theoretically do a N*nking rape 2.0 (most soldiers in China aren't married, not enough women and statistics from the party itself say over 70% of men will die alone with no family, sexually frustrated to hell and back)on a country scale and there would be no way to send help into Japan to stop it due to their defense systems also covering Japan and thus overwhelming all type of craft and even other missile systems before even reaching their actual targets, the only way to stop this would be a rain of nukes straight into China but that would cause the end of the world due to other countries inmediately retaliating and this radioactive fallout ensues (Kiloton bombs, not Megatons like Hiro and Naga) and no one wants that.
The odd and funny thing is that, if Japan gets hit, the amount of weebs and overall mentally deranged people joining to fight in such scenario would skyrocket as some weebs will 110% lose it if their "Holy grail of degeneracy" gets defiled, for example, some people in this site alone survive on 2D porn made in the other side of the world while completely hating on all Asians that aren't the japanese, you really think they are gonna let the only think they live for dissapear like that?
>I need meds rn, I'm out.

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>>3653721
You are dumb, china wont risk Taiwan, no matter how much they want it. They will invade North Korea after Kim is dead, that's why the weapon amassing.

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>>3651795
Anon that is a line by line translation...and yes she did put it there but her exact words were よわよわ共依存注意報

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>>3623404
Yes, by getting a gyaru school girl outfit.

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>>3638806
I'm going to need precise measures here anon

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>>3653721
>>3653721
I didn't want to reply but ok I'll bite.
At this point any war between first world countries would end up in instant genocide for the losing party and maybe both. Maybe all of us.

Slavery is pointless with the automation of industrial processes. And taking women away just to marry the enemy and have children seems frankly retarded and a ticking bomb. Also there's too many people already. Population is not longer valuable or a sign of prosperity. It's just a nuissance. If an invasion of another first world country is done it will be to kill all its people and siphon it's valuable resources.

Also seems to me that sexual frustation in men is a danger more to china's provinces themselves than it's neighbours. That's why they are obssesed with controlling it's enormous population. They've always fallen by infighting either directly or indirectly because of the weakness it presented to foreing invaders. They'll rather be stealing from themselves than from others. More so for an overseas country. What the japanese got away with on some coastal city in 1940s is just not today's historical, economical and political context for either of them.

Invading a country with foot soldiers just to ">lul rape their women" seems primitive and a waste of time, trained men and equipment. First world war is no longer about cruelty. It's about being quick and efficient. We have face recognizing, heat seeking killer drone swarms that would cleanse a city in a few hours either of it's invaders or of it's citizens. Fooling around with the enemy just to get some pussy seems suicidal to me.

Anon you really need your meds.And stop thinking about n*nking. It's unhealthy.

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>>3623736
But if you fall in love with the collective you can't average out the cost of the individual donation. It'd only be (as) weird if she fell in love with one individual donator over 5 bucks, instead she, as you said, fell in love with the collective because it can give her a lot more.

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>>3651209
I'd think it's the same as her screaming: she might not entire fake it, but she controls her good enough to think about surroundings and mute if appreciated. Being frustrated over long time member leaving for another girl might have been her real emotions, but I believe she would keep it for herself if it would not work as (GFE) content.

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>>3638152
Maybe, she isn't obese for a burger.

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>>3623404
The only person that can save you from depression is yourself.

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>>3641163
That's her utaite group of friends, she did more videos with them in-between leaving upd8 and joining holo.

If you've done your archive reps, you can easily find them on youtube.

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>>3623566
needs a redesign with less clutter

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>>3662133
your ass needs a redesign with my foot in it faggot

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>>3662133
This is a girlfriend design not a vtuber design sir

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>>3662133
That's just her without makeup. Right before she goes to bed.

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>>3662133
the ears...

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>>3662476
are fake

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>>3623566
Fuck no.
Holo is already filled with cowtits with tiny legs.

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>>3651520
Can confirm, I'm her husband

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>>3662133
can you remove her contact lenses, too?

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>>3662677
>hating heart pupils
Now this is gayposting

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>>3662745
kekd

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>>3631423
Does anyone here know generally how much eromanga artists charge for commission? Also, which ones are keen on inserting yabs/rrats into Hololive material?

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>>3623404
Polka lives in a society

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>>3662822
Well known ones are probably a lot.

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>>3626051
Her B-side is extremely melancholic and lonely.
Not even her TL posts but her Gen-mates, specially Lamy, constantly mention it.

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>>3631423
I'm not normally into big women and I'm not even particularly a Polka fan, but she would have to be morbidly obese to turn me off from her.

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>>3623404
YAGOO already saved her.

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>>3623584
SHE SAID THE WORD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqYPptPST3o

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shes a ticking timebomb ever since she had to abort her child...there is no salvation

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>>3664628
JonathanFrakes.jpg

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>>3631912
Lamy is pretty good during collabs

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>>3631423
>>3631475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKf89qar7cI
This: >>3664497

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>>3664621
FINALLY SHE CAN RACEPLAY ME

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>>3650986
The fake Indonesian.

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>>3661980
For some reason this post on this silly website has reminded me again of what really matters in my life, thank you anon.

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its kind of fucked up how management was like "what use do we have for a loser like you? oh hey how about we turn you into a loser clown lmao"

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I used to watch her but after knowing that she is some lardass landwhale, I lost interest completely. Even fattocatto doesn't turn me off this much and I still watch her. Probably because Polka's design is such a clusterfuck in comparison to Okayu.

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>>3668272
This is why you can't make friends anon.

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>>3662133
too basic, might as well using stick figure

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>>3662251
with me.

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>>3637742
But then you would accuse him of reddit spacing.

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>>3668272
....yikes

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>>3666527
Hana?

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>>3677060
Yes. She often whines and cries on stream over trivial life shit. She doesn't really have a friend group in Indonesian but it's her decision to go to school there.

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>>3623617
I want that thumb shoved right up my ass.

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>>3623566
Why ruin what's already perfect?

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>>3642349
I would gladly impregnate Polka