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3706901 No.3706901 [Reply] [Original]

Which Holo could you beat in a wrestling match?

>> No.3706943

Sports entertainment?
Greek?
Turkish?
Sumo?
You're gonna need to be more specific.

>> No.3706982

all, at the same time
I'm 195 cm, 98kg, 24yo male
ain't no japanese bitches beating me in any physical activity

>> No.3706990 [DELETED] 
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>Which Holo could you beat in a wrestling match?

>> No.3706994

>>3706982
Idk, it doesn't specify hololive or holostars, if the men swarmed you, you'd probably still lose.

>> No.3707019

>>3706994
again, I'm not gonna repeat myself
ain't no japanese bitches beating me in any physical activity

>> No.3707062

>>3707019
>He's not 6'7 and Jacked

>> No.3707073

>>3706901
I'm taller than all of the girls, and have the natural advantage of being male, so I think I could beat all the hololive members. Holostars, however, would be a challenge especially since I don't train. I could beat Astel and Izuru, since they're short, and Miyabi because he's frail, but the rest I'm not sure about.

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>I'm taller than all of the girls, and have the natural advantage of being male, so I think I could beat all the hololive members. Holostars, however, would be a challenge especially since I don't train. I could beat Astel and Izuru, since they're short, and Miyabi because he's frail, but the rest I'm not sure about.

>> No.3707144

>>3707062
doesn't matter, I'm black

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>doesn't matter, I'm black

>> No.3707162

>>3706901
Anon, you cheeky bastard

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>>3706901
She may have been Yokozuna a few years ago but I think I have a chance

>> No.3707280

Only the ones that don't enjoy hurting people. Korone would end me.

>> No.3707317

>>3706982
korone can whack yo ass easily

>> No.3707381

>>3707317
see
>>3707144

>> No.3707399

>>3706901
>which

Instant Kiara, i'd automatically be 6'7 and jacked

>> No.3707458 [DELETED] 

>>3706990
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>> No.3707480

>>3707317
Even a "fit" Japanese woman like Korone doesn't stand a chance against an all around average man. We're just built different.

>> No.3707498

>>3707480
one smack in the balls and you're history

>> No.3707510

>>3707480
you can defeat anybody if you're like water

>> No.3707777

>>3707510
I want to be water that Korone drinks so I can be her piss.

>> No.3707913

Probably most of them. They're either tiny or fat but none of them are actually trained in fighting. Korone boxes as a means of weight loss, not to actually learn how to bare-knuckle brawl.

>> No.3708061 [DELETED] 

>>3707458
Meds, now

>> No.3708115

>>3706901
Probably none, since I would get disqualified for molesting them on ring.

>> No.3708168

Reminder to report wojaks and soijak posts as being "extremely low quality"

>> No.3708189
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3708189

>you will never put the fear of God into Korone after going all out on her in a boxing sparring session

>> No.3709348

>>3706943
I hope its Mongolian Wrestling. Mongolian wrestling's cool :)

>> No.3709425

None of them. I would willingly go out being smothered by boobs

>> No.3711334 [DELETED] 

>>3707162
Kek

I really feel bad for her desu, I don't have the guts or the will to watch that video, I know it would hurt to see her going through that

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>>3706901
I'd annihilate Kiara
Fucking BODY that bitch

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>>3708189
WHAM WHAM WHAM

With each thud of the gloves, the screech of tinnitus became every louder, and my doubles started seeing triples. Vertigo creeping in, I fell onto the floor of the ring like a bed. I laid there for god knows how long, prone on my side, until a sneaker came and tilted me belly up. A silhouette stood before the blinding lights as my ears and eyes came to some sort of sense. "Awww, so kyuuuuuuuuuuto." she said, before suddenly being gripped in a coughing fit. Hacking out her lungs, she shot a bloody luigi onto my chest.

Really, I should've won - she IS much weaker than me, though she does seem to have some muscle on her. She probably assumed the fight was fixed, so I managed to get a good hits in before she even mustered a response. But when she did, the rules went out the window. Biting, ball-kicking, no-gloves, choking, the works. Much like a rabid... animal, she was able to slowly wittle me down. She suddenly plopped herself on top of me, as if to start some sort of pin, but stopped sitting on my... crotch? I looked around for the ref, but it seemed everyone had gone. Cameras were still recording though.Korone smiled, and began to grind, pelvis-to-pelvis. "Boyyy, relaksu. You arready roose, pureasu taeko dissu raiku a... aaa..." she paused, looking for a word "adulto boy.... yeah yeah!"

Well, I wasn't really in the mood, so despite her gyrations I remained flaccid. She began to get pouty and up the pace, then suddenly stopped, stared at my crotch, and smiled with her mouth open. "Oh oh, I know wattu to doo!" she said, pulling my shorts and underwear off and flipping me over. Embarrassed, I tried to resist, but she immediately clenched her thumb on my Adam's Apple to drive the point home. "Faaasto taimu, purease undastando" she whispered in my ear, as she FUCKING GUNNED two of her fingers up my asshole. "Raffu patchu, raffu patchu" she murmured, her fingers violating me. She suddenly hit a spot which made me feel very... funny, and I arched my back and moaned. "Ooooh gorudo straiku!" she exclaimed. She pulled her fingers out and began licking them to lube them up, only to realize her mistake to late. It looked like she nearly vomited, but was able to swallow it back down in time. With that out of the way, she proceeded to play my... prostate? like a fiddle, a feeling a very, very uncomfortable libido ebbing through me. I got hard in no time.

"Adulto boy, meetu biggu boy!" she said, showing off my cock as if this was some sort of unprecedented discovery to me. She then took off her shorts and... boxers, threw them aside, and placed her stupidly swollen and slimy girl-labia over my face. It tasted like gamer. She then squeezed my head into her thighs with incredible strength, nearly blocking my ability to breathe. "Now adulto boy. If I commu, you can go homu. Nowwwwww....staaaaaato!" She announced, as she went down on my cock and bit it. Hard. Pulling the foreskin, making tooth marks on the side, the works. I took it as a sign to do the same on her, and sunk her girl-like clit into the middle of my two buck teeth. She clenched down so hard I could hear her heartbeat in her thicc ass thighs, as she screamed "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of the game. After ejaculating for the sixth time, Korone must have sensed that I was out of commission. She slowly stood with wobbly legs, fist pumped the air, and whispered "yeeeeah" like an audience, before bow-leggedly making her exit.

As the world faded to black, I finally accepted to truth: Nobody can beat The Cunt. Not THAT Doggo's Cunt.

>> No.3712594

>>3712435
Please tell me this is pasta

>> No.3712980
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3712980

All of them b/c no one can defeat the cock.

>> No.3714948

>>3712980
Ahem
>>3712435

>> No.3715028

>>3706901
I could beat the shit out of kiara and I want to do that

>> No.3715064

>>3712435
nice essay but it doesn't change the fact that she's a 40 year old japanese midget meanwhile I'm 6'7 and jacked so I would have no issues defeating her in combat

>> No.3715118

>>3715064
t. someone who doesn't have their balls trapped in between the teeth of a girl who loves lamb fries

>> No.3715177

>>3712435
Imagine wanting to get beaten up by a girl. Pathetic.

>> No.3715191

>>3715177
I don't
Facts are facts though

>> No.3715201

>>3715118
A.I generated post

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>>3712435
>a bloody luigi

>> No.3715753

>>3706901
Now THIS is my kind of thread

>> No.3723723

No one here actually wrestles.

>> No.3723957

>>3706901
all of them except for Kanata if she manages to grab my neck by surprise

>> No.3724102

>>3706943
>Greek?
>Turkish?
same shit

>> No.3724134

>>3707317
your*

>> No.3724513

>>3715201
Internet is full of bots, I know this cuz I'm an /x/ schizo and I have seen it in real time

>> No.3724653

aren't half of the stars ex-thugs or is that just a rrat

>> No.3724833

>>3724653
one third* izuru is among them

>> No.3724963

>>3707777
can't argue with those digits
>>3712435
that's something

>> No.3724979

>>3706901
haha epic thread hey jannies do your job

>> No.3729482

>>3723723
That's the most entertaining kind of wrestling, though.

>> No.3729522

>>3729482
>the samefag is still reviving threads that were already at page 9

>> No.3729995

>>3706901
I weigh 46 kilos, am built like a Junji Ito character. I think I would lose to about 30%, but something tells me I'd beat around 90% by just being male

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>>3712435

>> No.3736134

>>3707498
Wasn't this supposed to be about a wrestling match? If you want a street brawl or something then I doubt any of the women would win.

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>>3708189
>implying korone wouldn't put the fear of god in you, and take your yubis for good measure
retardchama...

>> No.3738064

>>3736134
Never underestimate the power of meth in a streetfight anon

>> No.3738220

>>3706943
Don’t forget Judo.

>>3709348
Hmm, now I need to look this up.

>>3706901
Probably not many since I don’t do wrestling. I know karate but honestly I’m rusty as shit and was never a great fighter. Also I’m 5’9 and flabby.

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>>3712435
>>3730174

>> No.3756058

>>3707157
Why is cum leaking out of the shark mouth?

>> No.3757517

>>3707498
Nice meme. That's how you get a dude to go into a rage and put a chick through a wall.

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