/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Borrowed OC Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHx6PQv-tMM

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (dont buy towa) (never buy towa)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread >>37951760

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I appreciate the rework

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https://de.catbox.moe/4drx7l.ogg

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TAKODACHIES HELP ME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>38078878
Had to make sure it got used!

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>>38079349

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A bait thread died for this

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>>38080191
Glad to be of service

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>>38054783
>>38078921
>>38078965
>>38080191

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Still waiting for applications
>>37959642
>>37965937

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Something is weird with Vesper's 24h price graph

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>>38082404
Made me check
why the hell is it fuzzy

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>>38081083
Did really no one wrote to you at all?
How cute.... Cute tenshi looking for anyone to help him... Anyone...

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>>38082404
>>38082473
Probably some people buying and some people selling so it has mini spikes each way

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>>38083252
Absolutely no one!

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>>38083448
Also the many changes in climb/descend speed. Other graphs have a big jump and a smooth curve while Vesper is very erratic.
Also, zoom out to the 1 month graph. It looks like that starting at the 22nd.

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>>38083784
Nabi looks a little similar, my guess would be that it stops descending when people have sold however much they are selling but the buys continue for longer, although that doesnt explain why the selling curve gets steeper unless people are just buying less at that point?

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>>38078496
doom nuts when he pleases

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>>38083948
I found the answer. Both of those coins have a very narrow price window making fluctuations more obvious. The shape similarity between 1 month for Vesper must be a coincidence.

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>>38084093
Fair enough!

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>>38083784
rushia used to do that alot
its common in coins that arent traded as much rather than the lower price variation

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>>38083594
Some angel will write to you Tenshi...just believe...

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>>38086517
will they really....

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>>38086656
Hahahah!!! Of course not!! Who would even consider writing to you??? A newbie?! That's what you get for trying to cut me open and cook!!!! ahahahahah!!!!

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>>38083594
i could message you but it wouldnt be about funds
soft supple heimin belly cooling off from the outdoor heat, sweat d r i p p i n g off his soft belly and thighs wearing only some cute bear print panties, wafting his face with a fan cause hes not just hot and bothered by the heat after the BIG SPIKE hes seeing in front of him throbbing with coin volatility and leaking profit all over his hands

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>>38089905
Imagine, you approach heimin while he is a sleep; they don't enjoy going to school physical activities so they find a comfy secret spot to hide and sleep during the lessons. Start touching the legs, feel the amazing squishy skin of theirs, firm and pleasant in touch, start licking the leg slowly move your tongue down his leg through its thighs to the belly. Slowly ripping the jacket off, staring at two small breasts with pointing nipples. He might be asleep but his body already knows what is going to happen. You take down the pants with angel logo on them; they look adorable.

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>>38090320
ah a fellow man of culture

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i want to quit but i know i am gonna wake up tomorrow and the first thing i will do is check the game :c

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Floor 10

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 134,379,977, a change of 1.53% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,679,750. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 49):
>Ui :: +29.0%
>Izuru :: +22%
>Rurudo :: +21.3%
>Ina'nis :: +15.8%
>Miyabi :: +12.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 31):
>Temma :: -20.2%
>Oga :: -14.0%
>Ayamy :: -9.9%
>Chloe :: -9.3%
>Iroha :: -9.0%

2 coins (Iofi, Dezmond) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $885,819.95 liquid to start with. This is a change of 0.42% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $4,383,926,349,017.22, a change of 1.56% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $32,623.36. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 52):
>Chloe :: +58.1%
>Miko :: +48.4%
>Moona :: +36.3%
>Temma :: +33.4%
>Kanata :: +29.2%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 28):
>Rikka :: -46.0%
>Pekora :: -32.9%
>Lamy :: -26.4%
>Ui :: -24.9%
>Nene :: -23.6%

1 coin (Flare) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $292,791,126,099, a difference of 0.16% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $15,798,164,482.42, a change of -10.00% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 4 Superchat Increases (of 4):
>Marine :: +0.7%
>Sora :: +0.6%
>Suisei & Kiara :: +0.4%
>Ina'nis :: +0.3%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>22 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $692.38 Up :: $7,039.22 from adj.
>Chloe :: -$575.45 Down :: -$5,850.42 from adj.
>Korone :: $482.76 Up :: $4,908.09 from adj.
>Kiara :: $459.67 Up :: $4,673.32 from adj.
>Mumei :: $438.47 Up :: $4,457.73 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $1.89 Up :: $19.19 from adj.
>Vesper :: -$3.06 Down :: -$31.13 from adj.
>Mio :: $8.25 Up :: $83.92 from adj.
>Syrios :: $11.42 Up :: $116.09 from adj.
>Nana :: $15.80 Up :: $160.61 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $79.45 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $142.38 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$137.30 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shippost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>38094034
nasfaq is a hell of a drug

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>>38081083
your recruitment requirements are too high

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HEY! CAM ON!

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>>38094034
i forgot 1 day to wake up early, i havent looked back since then

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>>38094034
don't quit, holonations will save nasfaq

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its over

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I'm from the future. NASFAQ is saved when Riku Tazumi makes a bet on the betting board over a HFZ match, but puts up the exclusive licensing to Nijisanji IP as collateral because he's a two-bit scrub that ran out of divvies. Honkchama somehow finds herself in control of the licensing rights for the entire brand, adds Nijis with no reprecussions, and gets NijiEN to shill the site. The filter is replaced with a system scan on loan from sketchy Niji/Chinese connection that will automatically blacklist any device that has ever been to Reddit.

Make sure to watch out for when the person in 411th on the leaderboard bets on the Sora/Iroha/Laplus Triple Threat match for the HFZ Championship.

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>>38116452
What is mitsubushi corpo like in the future?

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>>38117941
Due to a name recognition glitch, the original Maizono Corporation is splintered into every name its ever been called.

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>>38119829
Did trialdev add player buying

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>>38120366
Who?

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night, /nasfaq/!

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Hello retarded niggers who still use the thread bask at my neat replay stats

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>>38124260
i pity you

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>>38116452
Nice fanfic bro, im from the real future and nasfaq will be popularized, not by niji, but by vshoujo. add melody honk

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>>38116452
Did pri released me from his obey?

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>>38124260
holy fuck. I'm in awe nigga

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AAAIIIEEEE!!

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always near death

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crump

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Death

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The dawn breaks

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>>38124260
holy based I kneel

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fucking deadbeats...

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>>38134042
>Fucking deadbeats...

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>>38124260
you could be our in the end guy
except its >>>mori
do the songs give you a times past played?

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>>38134122
no...not like that...

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>>38089905
>>38090320
>People still want to sex the heimin
The more things change....

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ohhhh i need to shit

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Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

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wow, the website runs a bit smooth now. What happened? Did someone fix a spaghetti code?

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Sana :: $17,400.65
>Hololive :: $14,324.12
>Iroha :: $12,097.32

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Noel :: -$14,098.91
>Rurudo :: -$13,813.23
>Chloe :: -$13,288.71

Overall Average Adjustment is -$493.44
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,000.26
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,048.69

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and make sure to have a good breakfast.

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>>38137363
yes multiple attempts were made to reduce cycle lag and 15 min info lag
theres still a sizeable load time to get in with how many coins there is now, but things are improving greatly
ganbarre trial and honk

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suisei symbol, rushia symbol, aki symbol, mumei symbol, ina symbol
how many people is he fucking
and more importantly which ones ? dansaa or joe? breaking up the bread and null couple, stealing aki love from the heimin

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>>38142104
forgot image

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>>38078496
soulful op

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>>38142104
All of them and more that he won't admit.

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>>38142104
>>38142132
isn't that just the oshi symbols of everyone he knows that's abayo'd

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>>38124260
That's neat but check this

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>>38144048
Reveal the censored #2 song

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>>38144048
>AZKi enjoyer
Could it be....?

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>>38143998
Your theory will hold up, if you explain the apple one.

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>>38144205
he forgot to censor the left version something starting with Menu Theme F
the only reason i could think it would be embarrassing is it was >fortnite

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>>38144777
Apple is for applause and he is just unwilling to put a skeleton in his name

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>>38149245
Yeah I can see that

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Good morning niggers

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>>38143998
>>38149245
bingo

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>>38155378
I should take up a profession as a clock reader
btw do you own minecraft or were you just a pirate

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>>38155774
I do actually own it, why do you ask?

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>>38155853
I must be miss remembering back to the drawing board

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is it possible to pull mpp numbers from the api?

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>>38156111
What the hell are you planning?

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a reminder that
>"Should we re-enable daily adjustments on Rushia and Civia" poll
is still up

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>>38156157
Yes.
>/getUserWallet/wallet/coins/[Coin]/meanPurchasePrice

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>>38156481
thanks!

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>>38156257
Some might say . . . Big Plans

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krump

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>>38159683
Krump?

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>>38144048
>>38144205
>>38145496
maybe it's Final Fantasy XIV

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>>38160010
ork Boyz love 'da blue woman

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>>38160053
My guess is this I forgot about Battleblock Theater...

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>38160619
How's your day Mr.nu19

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>>38160385
It's definitely Life is Strange, the colors match.
What garbage taste in vidya... a shame really. I can see why it was censored.

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>>38161299
I was choosing not to see that for Battleblock

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>>37983017
Hey, any follow up to my post >>38008946 ?
Like realistically speaking I could have turned adjustments on for both of them weeks ago and no one would have noticed until the next sub tick, if there are no views/subs then a coin only changes by trading. If you have dm'd me in game, emails are currently down so I can't check that one yet but will when they are back up. Mostly just curious to hear why you are against it.
-trial dev

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>>38163802
nta but Rushia gets 1 neg tick a month, Coco far less, Civia I can't even be bothered to check. Turn it on, something else nobody can predict will probably break instead and it'll be really funny.

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Hello my dear friends. I would like to relay some information.
Do (You) regularly post in a general? Do (You) have autism? Of course (You) do!
I know an autism project. It's active. It's collaborative.
Thank (You) for your time. I hope (You) consider checking it out.
>>38109023

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>>38168243
No, we already have too many nashags in /vtwbg/...

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Don't everyone post at once, now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU

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*You bumped the thread*

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>>38181889
Haha damn beat me

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Why isnt there any a-chan funds?

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death

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I own a fund for net worth growth as it's how trial dev intended.

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>>38185264
Make one.

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live

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>>38169801
there is only me really

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akiwaki

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>>38195702
Wonderful post!

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>>38195702
>>38197345
Waki!

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>>38195702
lunawaki

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ok. so /sp/ bets when honk? world cup?

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>>38199917
I was thinking about this, at least for the jp games, but normally the bets are only hololive related-ish so I don't know, would people want them anyway?

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>>38200889
there's some interest for sure, i mean, we got nothing going on so might as well? test a couple?

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maybe just one big "who will win everything" after the group stage is over

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let sp in nasfaq

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Hey all, quick one from me but honk got some of those changes pushed through, tax at 1x sells now correctly says 0%, also I tried to do the fix for mobile but it doesn't seem to have worked like it did for me in testing. From checking the code it doesn't look like it changed on the live site which is weird, I'll ask honk to take a look but he is busy so it might take a couple days. Thanks!
-trial dev

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>>38201722
just in case you don't know this, links and >greentext are broken in the fund chat

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ohhhh i need to shit

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Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

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>

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 25)
>Hololive :: $15,370.35
>Aqua :: $15,066.74
>Astel :: $12,048.54

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Ollie :: -$21,023.44
>Pekora :: -$17,338.14
>Miko :: -$14,670.62

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,718.57
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,987.41
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,312.19

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember that you have about 89 cycles until Dividends.

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>green on div day

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>>38195702
>>38199524
oops. an-tan-pon

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>>38202579
That's a you problem

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>>38202297
football bets onegai

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>>38201865
I knew before about the links but not the greentext, i'll raise these as bugs thanks! DM me in game about this.
-trial dev

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>>38205752
when you can, could you check the filter button on the leaderboard too

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>>38205752
when you can, could you remove the homos from the game too

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>>38168243
The last time I checked it out they were talking about some risuner fucking his cousins and wanting to rape saplings

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Hello there.
You can have World Cup betting, but ONLY for the teams that Holos are rooting for. I will require Twitter or clip evidence. Otherwise we're just going to bet on Japan's matches and that's it.
Those are my terms. The bets must be holo-related.

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I would like to bet $50m on baby bitch banking being a massive homosexual

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>>38207216
You'd lose that bet. I am canonically the straightest person in all of /nasfaqg/.

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>>38207334
Ummm actually I'm the straightest person in all of /nasfaqg/

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>>38207854
You're not me, tho

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>>38207063

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>>38207063

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Incase you don't keep up with homo fuds vesper is getting unsuspended in a day or so

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I bet nowa said "omegatranny" in a public channel by accident. This is my new rrat.

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>>38209087
My rrat is that he said nigger or something transphobic in their voice channel off stream and the jews saltier and fagni reported him to holo staff because they're both failed numberfags

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>>38207063
Pekora wanting to watch both Spain and Brazil? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6B1Dy47Rvg
Pekoras favourites include Messi & Di Maria (Argentina), Ronaldo & Pepe (Portugal), Suárez (Uruguay) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf4usHKkPfk

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>>38209511
>Suárez (Uruguay)

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>>38209511
Yeah I can clown with that.
I'll add bets for Brazil, Spain, Argentina, Portugal, and Uruguay, starting with the Brazil match in about an hour. You only get about 45 minutes to bet, though.

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>>38211686
Thanks!

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>>38207063
Gura supports team USA

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>>38213320
Gura can't even hit go live to say that

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>>38215358
Don't shitpost about my oshi's oshi. Yuko loves Gura.

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>page 10

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Have a Holly Jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year. I don't know if the market will be green, but I'll Gacha till I cheer.

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a

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cmon people, bet. also japan will lose fucking weebs

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>>38222655
Thanks! I hope you have a good christmas as well!

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>>38224181
With what money

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>>38225029
show feet to get some dough

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>38226353
so close

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Live

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>>38224344

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>>38225478
No thanks I rather be poor

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>>38230477
tsundere...

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>>38230391
very nice

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This loner bumped your thread. You're welcome.

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>>38238202
Thanks loner, how are you?

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>>38238929
I want to buy things from this rat

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rawr

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rawr indeed

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Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>38243234

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>>38243326
>3.60%
The goal to 0.01% is one step closer

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>>38243326
mikochiiiiii

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I own a musket for home defense

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>>38248492
shell need it to self defend from my cock
go ahead call the cops you cant unsqueeze that plump fertile belly

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Rock

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Scissors

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scissoring

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>>38251864
no

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>>38243326
mfw all the Towa funds do better than Heimin funds

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going through these funds historys by fund IDs is affecting my brain, everytime i get to 77 its "nerd fluffly fluffy fuck",
i agree sentient universe, a fluffy hag with glasses for rampant breeding, smell her tail, pet her head

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Aki love

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ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 31)
>Mio :: $25,135.42
>Suisei :: $21,375.82
>Kaoru :: $15,889.51

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Aqua :: -$36,267.30
>Rurudo :: -$12,270.97
>Fubuki :: -$7,699.41

Overall Average Adjustment is -$413.31
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,301.87
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,396.39

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and HFZ in 2 hours. Also Argentina v Australia pool is closing in about 4.5 hours.

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HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>38261323
it's over. honk trying to kill nasfaq now. honk hates us

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this is just free money, dead coins should stay dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>38261435
no. free money should be free money

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>>38261435
>Literally in the shape of a Haaton falling from the sky
It's a sign.

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>>38261323
I've messaged honk about it, although I think he is travelling this weekend so we might be fucked for a little while. I will update here and GC when I have any new info.
-trial dev

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games dead post questionable pornography

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>>38261741
huh...freedom?

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now that we won't be able to profit from trading, try gambling for moneyz

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>>38261995
I want to drop 100m on all bets but I don't want to be the only one doing that

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>>38224344
>>38230391
>>38230994
>>38234519

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OOOOOOOOOOOHHH

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>>38262243
do it, I'll bet against you

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>>38262983
I've bet 100m on Japan, you choose the countries on the other two bets

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>>38263225
Alright I went Australia Spain, good luck even though I believe in messi

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>>38207063
Does ayamy count? She seeoms to be doing watchalongs of various matches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S-LuZABKow

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What are we up to today because things are broken?

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>>38264881
https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz

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>>38264881
monster hunter rise:sunbreak lv 121 anomalies

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Is zhonkbot busted? It doesn't register my orders

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>>38265309
Yeah trading is broken at the moment, see >>38261741

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>9

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>>38252759
>>38256439
heimin....

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no movie today. ideas for tomorrow?

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>>38268086
if nobody answers we'll start a kuso game-movies binge, a la Resident Evil the second one is a masterclass in shitty movies, Street Fighter RIP Raul Julia you fucking legend, Mario, Mortal Kombat, and yes, Tomb Raider, both forma de Angelina and Alicia

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>>38269769
That sounds fun

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>>38269887
I'll have to find some kind of line in the sand to draw w.r.t Uwe Boll and his extra shitty movies. they aren't fun, they're just shit lol

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>>38269769
I'm good with this

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>nine

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>>38104021
in what way

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still dead?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe

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Autism for Fund Week 24
Id say an actually useful one this time but the site is mostly down
Weyland Aynda and Towa Blackmarket beating out their smaller normally growier competitors

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>>38278488

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Are Fund share buying kill too? I just want to know if I wasted one cycle

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>>38279031
i think not, cause blashphemer managed to buy some buyrys

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>>38278542
>Weekly profit +24.1%
wat

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>>38280664
you own a lot of suisei
shame you cant sell it today

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>>>/h/onkler+is+incompetent

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argentina won? yay!

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honkler I expect double green adjustments as dogeza

[Anonymous No.]

triple divs too

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This is a plot of weekly networth growth vs last weeks networth between 02/07 and 19/10 with thanks to >>37770828 for the data
The original premise was to show fund owners and major shareholders the raw gains of different networth tiers (as opposed to normal shareholders who only gain from share price and divs)
It is not as elaborate as i thought it would be, its just like a shotgun going off. So in general, put it where you fucking want, as long as it doesnt go past 60bil where it often veers into the negative

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>>38286343
This one is % networth growth that i was trying to merge with it but google sheet is a bastard with dual graphs
Originally the plan was % price growth (and if you multiply the new share price with the old volume youd get a "real" new networth and the networth calcualtion would be cleaner without the empty money from share buys), but clearly theres no correlation to need that now

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>>38280954

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>>38287104
based

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You guys don't have anything better to do with the money, so uh gambling on Gura Divegrass will probably be a thing?

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honk just want us to focus on wc so he shut down the game for a few days. thanks honk

[Anonymous No.]

Hey all, trial dev here.
Unfortunately no progress yet, but we will compensate the loss in trade with extra divs or something else if anyone has an alternate suggestion. Thanks for your patience so far.
-trial dev

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>>38286343
>>38286622
aight but who is who

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betting board updated betting-iscringe.github.io/

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dont die

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bump

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>>38294568
I have won 1 billion moneys

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>>38293944
>alternate suggestion
Allow us to buy players in the next feature.

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>>38275332
>- Being present at adjustment time everyday
>- The ability to work in a team
>- Skill to make the best trading decisions based on the provided data
too high for grug
grug just buy

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>>38309126
I would apply but I usually don't get up until noon.

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sa

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Trades fixed it looks like.

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>>38317193
not fixed fuck you

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>>38317268
you sure about that?

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>>38317268
Fixed for me then. Have you tried refreshing?

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yeah it's ogey now. still expect my stimmy

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>>38318632
for emotional damages.

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alive

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this game is literally unplayable now

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>>38320616
skill issue

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>>38294433
ever fund is in there, its last weeks networth vs this weeks networth, over 2 and a half months of data for every fund

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eh

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Hey all, trial dev here.
Looks like honk was able to get a minute to reset everything overnight, and he also implemented the fix I did for mobile, for some reason it looks really bad on my phone, anyone else see that? You can see the dimensions of the page are expanded but for some reason the page content outside of the navigation bar is still mobile sized, didn't work like that in testing..
-trial dev

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>>38293944
can we at least get a warning when the extra divvies are, trying to sell frantically to profit on some coins now that trading works again and would love to not get screwed over twice by this shit because i have no coins at adjustments

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>>38293944
>or something else if anyone has an alternate suggestion
What can you modify easily within the game besides boosting dividends? That'd make it easier to choose

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>>38325706
Extra divs would be at the normal time each week, would need honk to put them in so I'll give an update when that happens. I am going to assume it will be next friday night.
>>38325778
Divs are probably the easiest to modify that applies to all players. I need to test it first but I also aim to change the buys tax to the lower 4% in the upcoming week as well.
-trial dev

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>>38325916
Trialdev love

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ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 37)
>Pekora :: $28,682.89
>Subaru :: $20,168.09
>Towa :: $17,070.17

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Watame :: -$15,073.23
>Aki :: -$13,781.68
>Nachoneko :: -$13,583.12

Overall Average Adjustment is $61.32
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,136.35
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,445.11

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and be glad that everything's moving again. If you're wondering why there was no Numbers Review last night, it's because the market had not moved yet from adjustment. I still collected the data, though.

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>>38329509
thank you

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>>38207063
Is ayamy going to count for this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVrTqIhL-nk

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>>38335857
RGBChama, what is your wisdom?

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>>38324710
the top bar only goes until the C in "commodities" for me but in general it's way better than it was before, I can actually click buttons in the fund trader now

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>>38337880
Polka will probably be pretty green tomorrow as she will have between 200-300k views and that is a large increase to her daily and weekly views.

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>>38337945
Could you get me a screenshot? If its better than that is good, for me it looks roughly the same but my phone is old and kind of small.
-trial dev

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>>38329509
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for your Morning review! Very appreciate that!

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>>38338083
Opened some coins to fill the screen. The graphs also look nicer for me then they did before, but a part of the coin interface gets cut

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pic without the grey bar

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>>38338524
If you rotate the screen to landscape it should probably show up better.

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>>38338730
it does show better, many thanks

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>>38338083
Looks like this might be an iPhone specific problem after checking it out, android users enjoy, its like minorly better on iPhone now I think but not a lot?
-trial dev

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>>38339187
>Owning an iPhone
Imagine paying 3x the price of a real phone just so you can be a lazy piece of shit, just to replace it in a year.

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>>38339615
I've tried both markets, I only upgraded from an iPhone 5s last year to an iPhone SE, it was cheaper than any available decent android (for my area) and I can't see myself getting rid of this phone for at least another 4-5 years since ios updates are good for 7 or so years? Compared to my time with android which had a much smaller supported update lifespan. Then again I also barely use a phone so I go with whatever is cheapest for a reasonable amount of features.

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>>38332782
>>38263572
Rest of the Ro16 has been added.
Be sure to thank your girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess we're doing Lara Croft: Tomb Raider in 2 hours. Next week Resident Evil + Resident Evil: Apocalypse. I have to check the discs and see if the title cards say RE or Biohazard, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>not watching the match
>go back to ayamy
oh look they kisssss
peroperoperopero
kiss kiss
so happy score goal
stinky fujo always wanting the yaoi

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>>38341781
it'll start at 5 PM EST/2200 GMT so the ingerland/senegal game can finish. sharp though, because the game is probably going to end 20-40 min before then...

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>>38345946
Sarge-chama?! But we had a stream today...

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Floor 9

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Mahdong
Majsoul Friends Room 58440(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58440

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>>38349907
yeah okay buddy

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>>38350329
I'll tell you when there's a space, so long as the entire lobby doesn't leave in one go

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>>38351295
no thanks tranny

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>>38351366
You're acting like a nigger, stop that

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>You're acting like a nigger, stop that

[Anonymous No.]

^
I look like this and say this

[Anonymous No.]

A bug in one of the funds I'm in, I can't edit orders on it either. My other fund is doing ok

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>>38352645
Remove the 3 by double clicking on their icons, saving it, then you can add them back in.

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>>38353454
Ir worked, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 137,962,579, a change of 0.4% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,724,532. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 9 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 44):
>Oga :: +89.4%
>Aqua :: +17.5%
>Ollie :: +13.6%
>Kronii :: +12%
>Ui :: +10%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 36):
>Temma :: -16.9%
>Kaoru :: -16.4%
>Astel :: -11.2%
>Vesper :: -10%
>Shien :: -8.2%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $927,913.28 liquid to start with. This is a change of 2.8% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $4,890,455,454,172.89, a change of 3.72% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $35,447.70. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 7 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 49):
>Rurudo :: +595.6%
>Pekora :: +71.7%
>Subaru :: +61%
>Nene :: +50.8%
>Towa :: +44.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 31):
>Aki :: -33.5%
>Watame & Nachoneko :: -33.3%
>Luna :: -27.3%
>Mio :: -25.3%
>Lamy :: -23%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $298,954,001,631, a difference of 0.73% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $14,590,411,148.97, a change of 210.2% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 10):
>Towa :: +6.3%
>Aki :: +3.2%
>Chloe :: +2.1%
>Gura :: +1.4%
>Moona :: +1.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>16 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>6 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>14 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>4 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>40 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $641.76 Up :: $6,417.63 from adj.
>Aqua :: $496.53 Up :: $4,965.32 from adj.
>Aki :: $418.08 Up :: $4,180.75 from adj.
>Subaru :: -$366.83 Down :: -$3,668.33 from adj.
>Pekora :: -$359.79 Down :: -$3,597.91 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Zeta :: $0.80 Up :: $7.96 from adj.
>IRyS :: -$2.02 Down :: -$20.24 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$2.56 Down :: -$25.58 from adj.
>Ayamy :: $3.47 Up :: $34.67 from adj.
>Mumei :: $3.55 Up :: $35.55 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $39.09 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $124.88 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$129.33 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.
Duplicate THIS, hiromoot.

Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 137,962,579, a change of 0.4% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,724,532. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 9 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 44):
>Oga :: +89.4%
>Aqua :: +17.5%
>Ollie :: +13.6%
>Kronii :: +12%
>Ui :: +10%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 36):
>Temma :: -16.9%
>Kaoru :: -16.4%
>Astel :: -11.2%
>Vesper :: -10%
>Shien :: -8.2%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $927,913.28 liquid to start with. This is a change of 2.8% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $4,890,455,454,172.89, a change of 3.72% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $35,447.70. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 7 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 49):
>Rurudo :: +595.6%
>Pekora :: +71.7%
>Subaru :: +61%
>Nene :: +50.8%
>Towa :: +44.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 31):
>Aki :: -33.5%
>Watame & Nachoneko :: -33.3%
>Luna :: -27.3%
>Mio :: -25.3%
>Lamy :: -23%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $298,954,001,631, a difference of 0.73% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $14,590,411,148.97, a change of 210.2% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 10):
>Towa :: +6.3%
>Aki :: +3.2%
>Chloe :: +2.1%
>Gura :: +1.4%
>Moona :: +1.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>16 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>6 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>14 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>4 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>40 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $641.76 Up :: $6,417.63 from adj.
>Aqua :: $496.53 Up :: $4,965.32 from adj.
>Aki :: $418.08 Up :: $4,180.75 from adj.
>Subaru :: -$366.83 Down :: -$3,668.33 from adj.
>Pekora :: -$359.79 Down :: -$3,597.91 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Zeta :: $0.80 Up :: $7.96 from adj.
>IRyS :: -$2.02 Down :: -$20.24 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$2.56 Down :: -$25.58 from adj.
>Ayamy :: $3.47 Up :: $34.67 from adj.
>Mumei :: $3.55 Up :: $35.55 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $39.09 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $124.88 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$129.33 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355721
Thanks!

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>>38355656
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>>38351366
>>38351466

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>>38078496

[Anonymous No.]

Don't everyone post all at once, now.

[Anonymous No.]

liv- oh