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Since Bae its such a cheese fan and connoisseur
Do you think she would like your foreskin cheese?
do you think she would like it fresh or would prefer it to accumulate for a couple weeks?

>> No.38735997
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>>38735720
tfw when circumsized.....
I guess bae wont like me.,... *sighs*

>> No.38736115

>>38735997
im sorry you got mutilated

>> No.38736214

>>38736115
well funny thing, I had a severe case of phimosis and my blood was getting cut off, im not american so its rare here. but thank you for your consolation.

>> No.38736360

>>38736214
imagine bae's dissapointing taking off your pants and finding no forbidden cheese down there
But maybe next life bro

>> No.38736480

>>38736214
What a coincidence, I'm an uncircumsized american and that's rare (or a minority) here.

>> No.38737478
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>tfw uncut and have never had smegma in my entire life

>> No.38737564

>>38737478
why tho?
what do you put on your toast in the mornings?

>> No.38737693

>>38737564
butter and eggs

>> No.38739190

>>38737693
you should try some natural ricotta with it

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>>38735720
imagine bae craving for that "cheese"
holy sex

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>>38739313
>Ex-excuse me, May I have some more of your special cheese? w-what? wait one week? bruh

>> No.38739720

>>38739496
I wonder if she'd put the cheese on a sandwich

>> No.38739851

>>38739720
or just with toast in the morning or with some crakers, save some to make popsicles or just sloopy clean it from the source

>> No.38742460

>>38739851
she'd definitely store it under her tongue for tomorrow's lunch

>> No.38743092

>>38735720
Idk but the weird dick cheese thing but I seriously want to sexually abuse Bae

>> No.38743186

>>38739496
But it's got a pube in it. Is that okay?

>> No.38743390

>>38735720
Great thread, anon.

>> No.38743521
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>>38743092
>W-what? what would you like to do to me, anon...?

>> No.38743616

>>38735720
No
She's lactose intolerant and only likes mozzy

>> No.38743714

I don't have foreskin on account of being from the United States. My dad apologized for circumcising recently out of nowhere though, which was interesting. He was genuinely pretty distraught about it, too.

>> No.38744917

>>38743714
Aren't you mad about it, they mutilated you for shits and giggles

>> No.38749048

>>38743521
prating mess

>> No.38750256

>>38735997
don't give up now

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