/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Chocolate Cookie Clicker edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (dont buy towa) (never buy towa)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread >>38931507

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>>39153093
gay sex

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>>39141444
>yeah

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>>39154471
>put nabii hat
not anymore

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If you guys want context to the nabi thing, check her recent tweet. Seems like some company has folded that the vtuber model was a part of and thats why all the things which has that visible is nuked? I'm guessing the twitter profile is fine because its either fanart or because that isn't monetised compared to the other avenues.

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>>39158940
aaah thanks

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa indeed

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Bring back bogration
People have too much money, stuff just gets bought up forever, needs a forced mechanic to regulate this.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 153,818,662, a change of 0.88% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,922,733. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.
>Nana currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 47):
>Vesper :: +17.6%
>Lui :: +11.3%
>Ui :: +10.9%
>Marine :: +8.7%
>Polka :: +7.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 33):
>Shien :: -11.2%
>Iofi :: -7.4%
>Botan :: -6.8%
>Noel :: -5.0%
>Syrios :: -4.6%

1 coin (Kaoru) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $936,670.28 liquid to start with. This is a change of 2.77% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $5,369,675,484,723.19, a change of 8.36% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $34,909.13. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the position from Hololive.
>Temma currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 49):
>Suisei :: +61.8%
>Dezmond :: +31.7%
>Ayamy :: +30.5%
>Towa :: +26.9%
>Lui :: +25.6%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 31):
>Nene :: -30.1%
>Nana :: -28.7%
>Aki :: -21.8%
>Ui :: -20.7%
>Kovalskia :: -19.3%

1 coin (Kaoru) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $321,690,768,484, a difference of 0.89% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $17,239,722,366.19, a change of 0.4% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 15):
>IRyS :: +9.5%
>Towa :: +5%
>Subaru :: +4.7%
>Sora :: +3.3%
>Aki :: +3.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>14 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $535.12 Up :: $5,351.19 from adj.
>Nene :: $408.92 Up :: $4,089.23 from adj.
>Pekora :: $393.22 Up :: $3,932.21 from adj.
>Marine :: $378.34 Up :: $3,783.37 from adj.
>Kovalskia :: $354.71 Up :: $3,547.13 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kaoru :: -$0.03 Down :: -$0.29 from adj.
>Coco :: -$0.77 Down :: -$7.74 from adj.
>Nana :: -$1.33 Down :: -$13.28 from adj.
>Mel :: $1.54 Up :: $15.43 from adj.
>Aruran :: $2.50 Up :: $25.04 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $66.18 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $134.89 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$84.99 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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meow

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at the end of trading and everything

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>>39153093
Source for that pic?

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hi

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>>39183437
hello

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>>39185723
hey

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I want to breed Rushia...

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green

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So, anons, who are you rooting for this time? For me? It's Lui

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>>39193419
Aki, I also want to see some bullshit moves no matter who does them

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Lui, you stupid sexy hag... Breeding correction required! Dealing into Marine like that was just unforgivable, tho.

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>>39193419
For me its Suisei

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I just realized that the entire roster is just hags+Pekora&Yagoo, which kinda makes sense, but still...

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>>39178298
Here's the unedited version

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>>39168778
Thanks as always!

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ohhhh i need to shit

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Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 28)
>Shion :: $44,374.81
>Pekora :: $30,608.39
>Pochimaru :: $30,182.12

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Suisei :: -$20,234.10
>Polka :: -$15,865.14
>Mumei :: -$11,867.68

Overall Average Adjustment is $110.73
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,765.89
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,472.82

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and SHIONYO?!?!?!

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Bets awarded for Croatia vs Morocco.
Sorry about not getting the Mahjong tournament bet up. I was incredibly busy this week and forgot about it.

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>Shion top coin for the day

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>>39205328
wow these vtubians are terrible
20% fee for only 4% and 10% growth weekly respectively, we got scammed

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>>39201934
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for your Morning Review! Very appreciate that!!!
InaxSuisei.webm: Video too long (video: 210.366s, max: 120s)
https://files.catbox.moe/9iswkr.mp4

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live

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>>39205793
Isn't Clock the one who tells them how to trade?

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>>39205793
>>39209289
we are trying our best but wageslaving before christmas sadly made us miss some of the daytrading. Clocks did help us with setup and tips and to avoid mistakes with trading, yes.

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>>39212565
I see. The trade orders you're currently making seem good so you should be ok

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Futbol bets have all been paid out.
Congrats to Argentina. They escape hell this year, and Messi gets his trophy.

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>>39217070
that low cut bellys so inviting
its making me feel like all the boys in that video where their balls all collectively drop at once to one overly suggestive female kpop group dancing live for them
dont you just want to rub down that belly squeeze those inner thighs round to her hips and ass and claim her like an animal

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tsugu coin

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live

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

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Someone had a really neat among us mio skin

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 154,494,575, a change of 0.44% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,931,182. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.
>Nana currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 48):
>Ui :: +19%
>Temma :: +9.7%
>Polka :: +8.8%
>Aki :: +8.2%
>Vesper :: +7.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 32):
>Shien :: -9%
>Dezmond :: -7.5%
>Pochimaru :: -6.3%
>Lamy :: -5.9%
>Risu :: -5.7%

2 coins (Mio, Chloe) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $976,084.59 liquid to start with. This is a change of 4.21% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $5,616,469,996,541.71, a change of 4.6% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $36,353.83. There are 20 coins with a value above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the position from Suisei.
>Temma currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 40):
>Shion :: +142.6%
>Pochimaru :: +112.6%
>Kiara :: +93.3%
>Pekora :: +85.8%
>Towa :: +27.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 40):
>Mumei :: -31.5%
>Haato :: -27.4%
>Suisei :: -26.2%
>Korone :: -24.6%
>Flare :: -23.5%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $323,716,244,627, a difference of 0.63% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $19,117,361,734.74, a change of 10.90% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 11):
>Astel :: +20.0%
>Amelia :: +6.0%
>Lamy :: +4.5%
>Chloe :: +2.1%
>Suisei :: +1.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>8 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>12 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>56 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Shion :: -$499.62 Down :: -$4,996.21 from adj.
>Nabi :: $455.34 Up :: $4,553.43 from adj.
>Polka :: $416.23 Up :: $4,162.32 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: -$406.63 Down :: -$4,066.27 from adj.
>Mumei :: $390.17 Up :: $3,901.66 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Altare :: -$2.78 Down :: -$27.81 from adj.
>Kaoru :: -$2.82 Down :: -$28.22 from adj.
>Coco :: -$6.03 Down :: -$60.28 from adj.
>Oga :: $7.11 Up :: $71.11 from adj.
>Calliope :: -$10.52 Down :: -$105.19 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $53.24 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $123.92 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$121.92 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to tie your games, waste your eggsdra dime, and ace your PKs.

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>>39225486
>18:59:59

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>>39227059
As per usual, thank you very much Mr. Numbers Review for your Numbers review! Very appreciate that!

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>>39225486
>18:59:59

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re

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ree

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reee

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Just let the thread die already

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>>39248732
give me 13 reasons why

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>>39249609
-the only times the thread is active is for drama talk
-the drama talk made sane anons fuck off, all remaining players are dramafags
-posts are divided between the thread and the gc, erasing one will make the other more active
-most of the posts are blogposts no one ever answers to
-distance makes the heart grow fonder
-we already have a board called the floor
-not having constant threads will ensure anons have things to talk about when one is up
-a dead thread is depressing and will turn away newfags
-it'll also make older players get depressed their friends left and abayo
-anons keep reps close to their chest in hopes of advancing in the leaderboard
-which is meaningless when the top player is inactive but will always keep first place with his bot
-there are maybe 20 remaining anons in the thread, there'll be less than 15 in a few months at this rate
-just use discord

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>>39248732
no desu
>>39250784
wow, "letting it die" is one thing, actively trying to kill it you know what you did is another

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6letters, potato, stop dumping my fund, I see you
>the discord haatons are fucking cheating

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>>39251932
I sold nearly every fund I owned yesterday don't worry, I'll buy when they aren't so high.

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>>39252323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9RAZxNdCk8

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>>39252388
For a lightmode user, maybe I won't buy out of principle

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>>39252411

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>>39252422
Didn't see the snow effect, I'll give you a pass this time

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>>39252432

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>>39252450
Fair enough, mine goes from 4% to 12% CPU when I have it on and mine is fairly old, I guess for laptops it probably hurts more?

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>>39252536
nah that was doctored. started a multi-threaded LZW compression with obnoxious settings to crank both CPU and RAM that high.

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>>39250784
>the drama talk made sane anons fuck off, all remaining players are dramafags
Wrong. Only weak snowflakes that couldnt handle the bantz left.

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>>39252560
I can't believe someone would lie on the internet

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ohhhhh why do I have to shit this early

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>>39240133
womb.....

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Cheaters ruined the advent game

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>>39252323
same, funds own a lot more pochi and shion than i thought

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I sold every fund except BIG PLANS because I know it will just keep going up again like it always does

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ohhhh i need to shit

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Hololive :: $47,916.17
>Matsuri :: $26,251.38
>Miyabi :: $20,798.93

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Ayame :: -$21,236.15
>Kanaeru :: -$17,807.35
>Ayamy :: -$11,733.77

Overall Average Adjustment is $728.20
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,407.54
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,638.48

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

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>>39258360
>>Kanaeru :: -$17,807.35
uoooooh cheap cunny divs

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green green green

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>>39256842
>>39251932
>another spike day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXhIFNjVthk

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>>39259718
goddamit susan

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>>39259718
kek

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>>39259765
Susan only is only responsible for a piece of the puzzle, but the last 3 months of constant inflation are a result of the players having too much money and buying everything up endlessly.
I am once again asking for a return of bogration, the only way to counteract this endless inflation is forced deflation.

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I am asking for an even bigger inflation

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>>39260209
Hey, trial dev here.
If a few people also echo this and reply to me saying they want this, then I'll ask the team. Thanks.
-trial dev

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>>39260353
Im 100% on board. Even poll it

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>>39260353
I have too much liquid. Bog the market for a couple weeks so I can spend it all and nerf divs so the volume inflation doesn't leave me with big fat dividends and even more liquid than before.

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>>39260353
increase taxes instead

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>>39260353
I am whole-heartedly against this, and would like to cry "skill issue" to people not being able to spend their liquid.
>>39260338
me too.
>>39261119
I like how you think, Satan

trial dev, add a tax to buying fund shares

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do an economy squish

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male towa the only coin

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>>39261165
For your last point, thats kind of what the fund fee is for.
>>39260552
Good point, I'll ask the team about polling that, now we had a few replies.
-trial dev

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>>39260353
I will echo that one anon's sentiment that fund shares should be pricier than they are currently. Impose a tax on buying fund shares.

Bogration to cull the prices on the market is one thing, but we can move a coin roughly 10k a day without issue, with a lazy playerbase. Coins would need to come down 15~20k minimum, and stay there for at least a week or two, just to have an impact longer than a month.

Don't believe me? Here's the top differences between 12/18's adjustment price, and this morning's pre-adjustment value, covering a full 144 cycles' change:
>Shion $11,973.66 Down
>Nabi $9,910.26 Up
>Pochimaru $9,719.46 Down
>Polka $9,243.93 Up
>Kiara $9,064.75 Down

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>>39250784
>-just use discord
I'm not joining your honey pot FBI

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>>39153093
Hello nasfaq. Bye nasfaq.

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>>39270547
Thank you for your contribution.

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Hololive botting...

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>>39272536
Thanks for sharing! Sounds like tomorrow would be a good day to make a fund then?

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>>39273526
Nah, most of these should disappear by tomorrow, but please make a fund by all means

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>>39262236
christ, selling funds is hard enough as it is, adding a fund tax is a big much...

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Bump

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>>39274937
there are too many funds

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>>39260353
I dont know if the volume increase will be good for the economy

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>>39260209
gee i wonder why there might be too much money after double divs 2 weeks in a row

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>>39277247
i disagree, there should be more.

Just spitting out ideas, to make funds more lively, how about boosting fund divs x2 or more in exchange of giving everybody the ability to SELL ONLY all shares in a single adjustment. so there are incentives for long term and daily trading of funds. Not sure if this is good or bad for ceo's though

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>>39262339
but taxes aren't incentives, they just take away money from you for no reason at all....if we are going for this route, why not just impose a global tax or decrease divs again.

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Implement communism

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>>39279252
no
the right balance is no fund divs
were in this strange meta where you get divs, and use the divs on funds for more divs
funds should be about share growth and trading, its precisely cause funds give divs were in this "why even bother buying single player coins" scenario

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>>39279662
>they just take away money from you for no reason at all
Correct.
The ideal scenario is "Spend big number, get bigger number, spend bigger number" and so on and so forth. But there's too many numbers now, and while we can spend all of our liquid, you have to take a lot of bad deals to do so, or dump a bunch of money into funds.

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Reset the game

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>39280204
But that scenario wouldn't solve the problem, because imo, players wont just buy. why would you buy more than 1k shares? fund prices always plateau and the only reason it rises is the constant influx of player cash.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 154,643,568, a change of 0.1% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,933,045. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, taking the position from Calliope.
>Shien currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, taking the position from Nana.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 47):
>Nana :: +23.1%
>Ayamy :: +16.1%
>Ui :: +9.8%
>Mel :: +9.7%
>Temma :: +8.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 33):
>Pochimaru :: -15.5%
>Shion :: -15.4%
>Vesper :: -12.1%
>Miyabi & Kiara :: -7.3%
>Shien :: -7%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,021,089.46 liquid to start with. This is a change of 4.61% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $5,964,887,427,598.64, a change of 6.2% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $38,571.84. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the position from Pekora.
>Temma currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 47):
>Miyabi :: +151.4%
>Matsuri :: +113.9%
>Hololive :: +57.8%
>Amelia :: +44.8%
>Nachoneko :: +41.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 33):
>Ayamy :: -32.7%
>Kanaeru :: -29.9%
>Nana :: -27.7%
>Ayame :: -25.6%
>Risu :: -21.2%

1 coin (Temma) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $325,297,911,292, a difference of 0.49% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $22,816,801,364.56, a change of 19.4% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 8):
>Aki :: +3.1%
>Haato :: +2.2%
>Chloe :: +2.1%
>Ina'nis :: +1.6%
>Moona :: +1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>15 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>56 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $522.46 Up :: $5,224.55 from adj.
>Hololive :: -$498.26 Down :: -$4,982.61 from adj.
>Matsuri :: -$482.41 Down :: -$4,824.07 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: -$479.90 Down :: -$4,799.00 from adj.
>Kanaeru :: $473.97 Up :: $4,739.67 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kovalskia :: $0.15 Up :: $1.48 from adj.
>Coco :: -$0.90 Down :: -$9.02 from adj.
>Dezmond :: $2.30 Up :: $23.03 from adj.
>Sana :: $6.07 Up :: $60.67 from adj.
>Izuru :: $6.17 Up :: $61.72 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $26.32 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $131.01 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$203.98 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39282100
Close!
>>39282504
Fund prices only plateau if people don't trade well, the calculation is networth/share volume so people buying in changes nothing about the price, only trading does.

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>>39283591
yes, and most people don't trade well, so what will happen is that few funds are viable to buy 1k shares everyday while the rest of your liquid gets pumped to the div machine. Basically stagnation again

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>>39283591
>Fund prices only plateau if people don't trade well
Inflation the past 3 months has been so bad funds that haven't traded at all during this period have STILL had their share price go up.
That is absolutely insane and is not how it should work at all.
>Basically stagnation again
That is unironically a better alternative than what's happened lately with every fund doubling within 2 months, it made more sense back when there were only a select few funds that were going up and buyers had to be more discerning. Now you can't lose no matter what and the numbers just go up up up without any logic to it.

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>>39284308
Comfy Coco.

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>>39289716
prices go up regardless because coin prices go up. Its always inflation

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>>39153093
Bring back bogration

[Anonymous No.]

just remove taxes so we can trade for even the smallest of margins

[Anonymous No.]

movie night is on Christmas Eve, Christmas is on Sunday. ideas for a stupid Christmas movie marathon nobody will watch?
>Die Hard
>Home Alone
>Home Alone 2

movies I know we did last year for sure:
>A Christmas Story
>Jingle All The Way
>Nightmare Before Christmas
>The Polar Express
not opposed to re-running anything

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sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39297755
holyday comedy movies, if that's fine?

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>>39303460
anything goes, just suggest it. I'm going to be cooking encodes all week at this rate, so I have to start soon and I'll be ignoring requests if they come in on ~Thursday

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>>39303723
Either of these:
Office Christmas party
The night before
Santa Clause 1-3 (for christmas day)
The Grinch (2000)
(even if it's not mostly christmas, but quite a bit winter related) Rise of the guardians