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*casts a healing spell on /vt/'s heart so they can truly enjoy vtubers*

>> No.39507525

>>39507439
I would need to have a heart first

>> No.39507562 [DELETED] 

Only spell she's casting is a cuckold spell on to her viewers

>> No.39507594

>>39507439
Thank you magemei. I am cured

>> No.39507693

no streams to enjoy..

>> No.39507787

>>39507594
dude "mumage" is right there come on

>> No.39507837

>>39507787
I fucked up

>> No.39507878 [DELETED] 

>>39507562
I mean if it's not currently active, it's only a matter of time until the spell activates

>> No.39508171 [DELETED] 

>>39507878
It's been active since day one, she's getting pumped full of semen by her boyfriend as you giddily wait for another stream

>> No.39508198 [DELETED] 

>>39507439
thanks magmei now i want to rape some random deadbeat

>> No.39508311

>>39507439
I cast Mordenkainen’s Disjunction on my heart and call your oshi a whore as a free action

>> No.39508469

>>39508171
oh, I have no horse in this race. I was referring to my oshi I won't disclose but I'm already in the mindset if she doesn't have a secret boyfriend, that won't always be the case.

>> No.39508581

>*casts a spell to summon the mods*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.39508626

>>39507439
Thanks, but even the most powerful spells can not heal the Gura-shaped hole in my heart.

>> No.39508674
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39508674

>>39508626
chumbuds are the vegans of /vt/

>> No.39508715

>>39507439
She should cast the spell that makes EN3 real and tempiss not existing.

>> No.39508748

>>39507439
Noooo, I have nothing but hate in my heart and NEED to rrat! Stop it, you will not take it from m- AACK!

>> No.39509028

>>39508715
This

>> No.39510233

>>39508715
Mindbroken

>> No.39510322

>>39507439
Is it a cloaked sheep?

>> No.39515066

>>39507439
ohgey

>> No.39515122

>>39507439
I really enjoy indie 2views. I like popping in and saying hi and getting a hi back and just watching them enjoy themselves. Maybe helping in chat if they ask and it's a game I know. It's almost like having a temporary friend.

>> No.39515211

>>39507439
I'm sorry, the blue triangle badge worn by most people on this board resists almost all healing magic.

>> No.39515545

>>39508311
What am absolutely petty use of a 9th level spell. I aprove.

>> No.39516484
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39516484

>>39507439
Bless you magic moom

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39516734

*casts a curse that causes /vt/ to dramafag and shitpost for all eternity*

>> No.39516887

>>39508715
>Raped so hard by Magmos gigantic cock he is miond broken

KWAB

>> No.39516927

>>39516734
Only Mori can cast the curse

>> No.39516965

>>39507439
HoloEN and NijiEN are over then?

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39516998

>>39507439
*Dispells your spell*

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>>39516734
FAUFAU!!!! FAUFAU!!!
...
*randomly casts Tiltowait*
Oopsie.

>> No.39517291

>>39507439
*the collabs with males debuff is on you, the spell was reflected*

>> No.39517419

>>39516734
mommy i miss you...
>>39507439
I LOVE MOOM THE MAGICIAN

>> No.39518571

>>39507439
Counterspell.I will not watch HoloEN.

>> No.39518891

>>39508469
That secret boyfriend? Me.

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39519425

Thanks moomer. I hope everyone on /vt/ has a very merry Christmas.

>> No.39520713

>>39507439
*it's not very effective*
give me back my fucking shark kthxbye

>> No.39521149

>>39507439
-Spell is ineffective, target has no soul.

>> No.39521417
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39521417

>>39519425
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

>> No.39521693

>>39507439
Please equip your job stone

>> No.39524160

>>39508311
Counterspell

>> No.39527823

magi mumi

>> No.39531612

>>39507439
>it's not very effective...

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39532447

>>39507439
Fuck off back to your hugbox.

>> No.39537380

>>39507439
But I still enjoy vtubers :)

>> No.39537549

>>39521417
Have a merry Chrystler mooms

>> No.39537972

>>39507439
I was going to say I'm far too broken for this to work, but I actually enjoyed some 2view watchalong this morning, so thanks I guess.

>> No.39538089

>>39507439
>gets ghosted and called an atm/cuck by them again

>> No.39538170

*cums inside the first hooman in sight*

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>>39507439
thank you very much, hag love

>> No.39542174

>>39538170
*moans*

>> No.39547338

**

>> No.39548379

>>39507439
>*casts a healing spell on /vt/'s heart so they can truly enjoy vtubers*
thank you

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39550387

>>39507439
Thanks boss

>> No.39551779
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But Moomers is perfect, I can't see myself having any other oshi

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39553099

I've been good this year, absolutely zero shitposts. Just being happy for my oshi and her friends!

>> No.39553284 [DELETED] 

>>39553099
Based cuck

>> No.39553501
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39553501

>>39553284
>if you don't shitpost you're a cuck

>> No.39553580 [DELETED] 

>>39553501
I was referring to the part where he is happy while his oshi is getting fucked by another man

>> No.39553608

My heart needs an attack spell

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>>39507439
>healing magic damages the undead
Thanks bitch, now I got heartburn
FUck you and fuck your b*yfriend

>> No.39554702

>>39553580
Yeah, me.

>> No.39555196

>>39507439
I really needed that

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39556727

>>39553284
>you have been temporarily blocked
Oh nyo, whatever will I do?

>> No.39558795
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39558795

I wish everyone here a Merry Christmas

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*casts a curse of enfeebling on your oshi*

>> No.39562401

I miss Kronii so much, it hurts.

>> No.39562432

/vt/ home

>> No.39565301

>>39516734
aw man. it was fun enjoying vtubers for four hours but i guess it's time to get back to work. *ahem* amelia hates gura; mumei is in a wheelchair; kiara has a gun; mori hates hololive; ina is not a dope; fauna grooms lolis; bae cut the cheese; IRyS had hot, sweaty, scissoring sex with aneRyS ; kronii is transgender; boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend. Merry fucking christmas

>> No.39568703

>>39507439
thank you moomers

>> No.39571246
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39571246

>>39507439
Hey, thanks Mumei!

>> No.39573905

It wore off, can you do it again, whore?

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Merry Christmas everyone. I hope things are good in your life!

>> No.39574681

>>39516734
Fauna would never do this

>> No.39576988

>>39507439
i really hope this works, i need strength for the new year

>> No.39578815

>>39507439
heh... too bad I'm a ghoul and healing spells damage me... thanks for the pain...

>> No.39585190

>>39507439
My heart's a pile of broken glass held together with tape and spit, so good luck with that one.

>> No.39585264

>>39507439
Christmas is dogshit

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