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Will you be getting a rating, anon?

>> No.40162825

hmu when mike starts doing them

>> No.40162963

>>40162780
i would do it but im too scared itll actually be an intern she hired to review the cocks for her

>> No.40163010

>>40162780
Why though? I'd rather just pay for a prostitute at that point desu.

>> No.40163012

>>40162780
Mikeneko collab inc

>> No.40163081

God I hope she humiliates me

>> No.40163284

embarrassing

>> No.40163458

>>40162780
fucking disgusting

>> No.40163542

Vshojo everybody

>> No.40163586

>>40162780
please tell me this shit is fake

>> No.40163663

She needs to send all her viewers a high res photo of her wet cunt.

>> No.40163761

>>40163010
>>40163284
>>40163458
>>40163542
>>40163586
You would do this if your oshi offered it. No need to get jealous.

>> No.40163801

>>40163663
>hi res photo of roast beef darkened from stretching out so much
no thanks

>> No.40163822

>>40163761
But Melody is my oshi...

>> No.40163866

>>40163761
I would call her a whore and drop her immediately if she did this

>> No.40163918

>>40163761
If my oshi did this I would anti her for the rest of my life.

>> No.40164045

t-talent f-f-freedom!

>> No.40164094

>The known whore that does streams on chaturbate
>Anons surprised at this

>> No.40164155

>>40163010
>>40163284
>>40163458
>>40163542
>>40163586
>>40163822
>>40163866
>>40163918
Afraid to show off your natalie mars tier penis

>> No.40164222

>>40163801
I don't even watch her, but just imagining how repulsed everyone would be is fucking hilarious.

>> No.40164236

>>40164155
>natalie mars
Why do you know who that is?

>> No.40164243

>>40164094
Ironically she's less of a whore than everyone else in vshoujo lmao

>> No.40164302

>>40164222
Silver is probably the sexiest out of all the Vshoujo girls.

>> No.40164407

For newfags: Melody is a vtuber camwhore on chaturbate and she does porn.

>> No.40164416

>>40164243
why isn't anyone else doing dick ratings then

>> No.40164438

>>40162780
For a moment I really think of doing it, but I'm also too afraid to know the result.

>> No.40164466

>>40162780
>No other chuuba indie or corpo is doing this
I kneel

>> No.40164581

>>40162780
TALENT FREEDOM

>> No.40164611

>>40163010
It's just for the novelty of showing your dick to a VTuber you jerk off to.

>> No.40164674

>>40162780
It's tiny. She'd just laugh at it and I'd feel cheated out of my money.

>> No.40164720

>>40162780
Talk about money hungry lmao, only desperate coomers would pay for that shit, so my guess is that the people of this board are gonna go poor soon.

>> No.40164729

>>40164438
She would just say something nice no matter what your dick looks like unless you asked her to be mean. She's not a findom dominatrix.

>> No.40164790

>>40162780
Why isn't she doing it on stream? Actually sounds like kino content if she mocks some of her fans cocks on stream

>> No.40164892

>>40163010
Makes me wonder how much it would cost to hire a prostitute with voice acting ability and have her dress up in a kigu cosplay. She could literally be your oshi...

>> No.40164896

>>40164729
Thank anon
I guess I would just post my dick /here/ for rating plus it is free

>> No.40164904

>>40164674
I thought people like you were into that

>> No.40164918

>>40164466
Honestly surprised that silvervale didn't beat her to the punch on this, or snuffy

>> No.40164931

>>40164904
That's like saying people who have been cheated on are into NTR.

>> No.40164941

>>40164790
Because you can't realistically verify the identities and ages of everyone that would submit a dick pic to this. The bigger cam sites like CB are extremely paranoid about CP and human trafficking charges.

>> No.40164964

>>40162780
>paying to have your dick rated
Just fucking go to omegle or chaturbate at that point. People will do it for free.

>> No.40164979
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>>40162780
The only way this inevitable shitshow of a stream could ever be salvaged is if she recreates picrel

>> No.40165085

>>40164941
Just make sure the cock looks wrinkly enough to belong to an ojisan, easy

>> No.40165102

>>40164979
It wont be a stream

>> No.40165124

>>40162780
Wow this is the most pathetic thing I have seen a vtuber do so far.

>> No.40165182

>>40165124
You obviously haven’t seen a lamy or noel stream then anon

>> No.40165183

>>40165102
that's a shame, would've been hilarious content

>> No.40165235

>>40164941
She could just say their username or something. Might be interesting if they're in the chat
>BigBoy420, your dick is too thin
>he malds in chat

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40165495

vtubing was mistake...

>> No.40165528

>>40163542
It’s almost like each individual member has their own niche
Its like calling everyone in hololive a whore because of noels or ollis behaviour or content

>> No.40165535

>>40165495
No, VShojo was a mistake.

>> No.40165623

>>40164236
He's probably a degenerated /gif/ coomer

>> No.40165788

>>40162780
vshojo and nijisanji are a disgrace for vtubing, no fucking wonder normies watch them

>> No.40165891

>>40164236
She is very famous sis.

>> No.40165951

>>40165788
But normies watch hololive?

>> No.40165976

>>40165788
>implying hololive doesn’t have the most normie fanbase

>> No.40166026

>>40162825
>instead of rating you get a scream, the longer and angrier the better, god help you don't get a laugh
now that would be interesting

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>> No.40166083

>>40166036
wtf polka is literally the next mel

>> No.40166120

>>40165891
>she

>> No.40166357

>>40162780
She opened them up as soon as ChatGPT became huge. What a carny. Better than paying a SEA from Fivver to view and write them.

>> No.40166500

>>40162780
I would genuinely be interested in what she has to say about my cock as it goes from being like 1 inch flaccid hiding inside me to 6 inches erect

>> No.40166555

>>40164155
Who the fuck is natalie mars?

>> No.40166588

>>40162780
Bro…just fucking go to /soc/ at this point, Anons there will rate and give a shitton of comments for free.

>> No.40166617

>>40162780
gross

>> No.40166654

>>40166500
As curious as I am for what she would say about mine, I'm not paying her shit.

>> No.40166714

>>40166588
Anon you dumbfuck the appeal isn't just the rating, it's the fact that a SPECIFIC person looked at and talked about your dick.

I'm not paying to send her a dick pic but you have to be actually braindead stupid to not understand the reason why some people would. You're not actually braindead stupid, are you?

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40166718

>All these anons pretending they don't want their oshi to comment on their cock
Are you that scared? it can't be that bad, right?

>> No.40166753

>>40162780
paying for a dick rating defeats the entire purpose
also what if you paid $50 and she rates it a 1/10

>> No.40166823

>>40166718
Commenting on my dick is fine. Commenting on other people's dick and they also chat with and send her money in chat? That's some NTR play and I'm not into that.

>> No.40166833

>>40163010
both would lie to you... but for 50 buck she might be real

>> No.40166858

>>40166500
Well damn I was about to relate to you but then you said 6 erect. I go from a turtle in it's shell to a fucking 3 inch pencil. God literally made me into a joke

>> No.40166906

>>40165788
Hololive is the redditor group, though

>> No.40166917

>>40166718
god I hate coomers

>> No.40166943

>>40166718
Yeah, but she's not my oshi.

>> No.40166976

>>40165182
Not even close.

>> No.40166990

>>40162780
this turns me on but id need her to send me a video of her rating it and not some text she paid some pajeet to write

>> No.40167044

>>40166990
That's another thing, how the fuck am I supposed to know she wrote the message?

>> No.40167060

>>40162780
Makes no sense and I don't support literal whores.

>> No.40167135

>>40166906
*deadbeats

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>>40163458
>>40163586
>>40165124
Why the fuck is this a thread? She is literally THE whore of vtubing, she's supposed to be slutty

>> No.40167193

The mere existence of vshojo makes idol fags seethe. What a great timeline we live in

>> No.40167250

>>40167193
so true sister!

>> No.40167256

based

>> No.40167263

>>40167170
There's quite a few others, but it's more about having to pay that makes it disgusting.

>> No.40167407

>>40163761
I don't want my oshi to know I have a literal micropenis

>> No.40167468
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40167468

This is the same woman who started masturbating on camera on Chaturbate for hundreds of people to cum with her at the same time. This is a particularly stupid case for anyone to get mad at because this is her brand and doing shit like this is what she's known for. And she's gonna be making even more money by charging 100 bucks for the descriptive reactions.

>> No.40167588

>>40167170
That doesn't make it less pathetic.

>> No.40167642

>>40162780
50 dollars is an insane price. I was able to get a cute girl to send me a video talking about how much she liked mine for like $7. The idea that someone is paying $100 to get a line of text talking about it is just insane.

>> No.40167698

>>40167193
Wait till they find out mel met with some of holojp for Christmas eve romao

>> No.40167763

>>40167263
Whores get paid

>> No.40167839

>>40167698
I mean.. Noel would have a lot in common with Mel..

>> No.40168042

>>40164155
yes and i don't mind admitting it. I didn't ask to be a dicklet. Guess its to compensate for being 6'4" and being born into serious money.

>> No.40168195

>>40166036
This might be a zatsu clip from 2020. I remember back when i still watched her she talked about reading chainsaw man, some interactive series (vote to decide what happens next episode) and the chat brought up vshojo. Of course she only had praise for them what else.

>> No.40168244

>>40167642
Well she is not just some girl.

>> No.40168344

People shit on Melody but at least she's open about what she is. What you see is what you get. Meanwhile other girls try to hide it.

>> No.40168360

>>40162780
>what I like, what I could do with it
$100 just to be told "I could give you a handjob, blowjob, titjob, footjob or put it in my ass or vagina." What else could you do with it? I can read hotter erotic stories and self-insert for free

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40168406

I wonder what kind of asking price Gura could get away with if she did this

>> No.40168425

>>40162963
The cock reviewing intern is my oshi

>> No.40168442

>>40168406
she'd get away with 4 digits

>> No.40168569

>>40168360
$100 is a lot for this, but Mel can be creative with her erotic scenarios when she wants to be.

https://vocaroo.com/124r4f9WbxfZ

>> No.40168582

>>40166718
That HoloUSA promo done by the reddit dragon was a fucking mistake.

>> No.40168629

>>40167642
I think the high price is to try and limit demand, if it was a reasonable price like $5-$10 you could end up with 10,000 dick picks you have to rate

>> No.40168706
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40168706

Reminder that a /meat/ chuuba made a fan dick rating marathon over the course of a week for free.
She made a stream where she accepts as many submissions for over an hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMTckXHVbrA
She received 107 dick pics.
And then reviews each submissions over 6 consecutive streams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDk1FTTKcJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCJx_QQLnPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROMhbAhe-BQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JOi9ayw9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TasWgJ8RpQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8mMLL50T0E

>> No.40168792

>>40168706
I miss /meat/...

>> No.40168811

>>40166858
There are physically shallow women out there anon and you can make up for it in other ways with women that aren't.

>> No.40168831

>>40168706
even Akira would let you send in dick pics and she'd respond to them.

>> No.40168954

My dick is too small (5.5") for this to be worth it.

>> No.40169053

>>40168954
Faggot with a 5.5 complaining. Jesus christ, I wish I was that size

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40169083

Recently the indie Temako was doing an anybody totsumachi, and two callers called in and showed her their dicks in discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lpgdlb0T7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4KUDeB8lOY

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>>40168406
>Pay Gura to rate dick pic
>She responds
Oh nyo!

>> No.40169162

>>40162780
Why would i pay for this? If i want dick rating so bad i go to my gym shower

>> No.40169174

>>40162780
I would rate your cocks while sucking on them simultaneously for $100. Probably even less.

>> No.40169199

>>40169053
Bro? That's below average.

>> No.40169265

>>40169199
5 inches is average, lay off the porn

>> No.40169348

>>40162780
I'm a SEAnig and have a tiny cock by default. If I were to do this, it'll be nothing more than paying to humiliate myself.
I'll tell you what, I'll bet my left testicle that 99% of the submissions will be either white or black cocks, or atleast a near-zero Asian participant(s).

>> No.40169391

>>40169265
For world average, yes. Because Asian is very small bringing down the average. For the US, 6 inches is the average.

>> No.40169410

>>40169083
>tfw when my oshi won't watch my jerk off live for free.

Please post more indies I can sexually harass.

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40169629

>>40162780
if Mumei looked at my dick, she would just giggle loudly and go "Ayayayay"

>> No.40169781

>>40169629
She gets it from her father, you see

>> No.40169824

>>40162780
This is actually pretty fucking genius idea considering some idiots DM their dicks to chuubas without actually wanting dick pics
And Melody is the one that actually CAN make profit out of it because she IS a whore and has seen many,many dicks and doesnt cry or throws up if she gets to see one. Getting paid 100 bucks to ridicule someones veiny/tiny/smegma-ridden dick sounds like one of the best things she could do in her carreer..for now.
Would be extremely funny if other Vshitjo members join in, but that would be too kino

>> No.40169830

>>40166714
anon….this is internet dude, HOW THE FUCK are you so sure that SPECIFIC person with rate your dick??? She could just hire any random intern to watch it and give a comments. Hell even at 50$ intern can just put on some random number generator and thats it. (You) are not actually braindead stupid, are you?

>> No.40169878

>>40169824
I'd pay 100 for kson or nazuna to do it, but not anyone else in vshojo

>> No.40169928

>>40162780
you niggers act like you wouldn't do this for the easiest money of your life
"real unfiltered thoughts" my ass. she's just gonna say whatever makes them feel good

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>>40162780
wake me up when Kson is offering SPH

>> No.40170009

>>40169083
is this girl an avtuber or something? doing a countdown for him right there is something else lmfao

>> No.40170215

>>40169391
And everyday I thank those Asians for tanking the world average to make me look just a little bit better

>> No.40170327

>>40162780
is she gonna show the dicks on stream? that'd be weird as fuck

>> No.40170437

>>40170215
Makes it even worse being far below the asian average as a 6 foot white westerner

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>>40169830
>be me
>unpaid intern
>decided to work at Vshojo for experience
>interview went great
>got assigned to Projekt Melody
>FeelsGood.jpg, I love music
>talk with her, she seems nice
>my first job is to just sort some pictures
>TooEz.png
>excited, my first day working
>I will do my best!
>open her corpo email
>THOUSANDS of dick pics
>wtf.mp3
>apparently I need to rate and describe every single one
>on that day I found out that Projekt Melody has nothing to do with music and lost my heterosexuality

>> No.40170705

>>40170554
it's only 50 slots so it won't be that bad, intern kun

>> No.40170706

>>40170554
>vshojo staff meeting
>"Alright, let's talk about sex and how to make it part of stream conversations"
>vshojo break room
>"Hahaha DAE penis x vagoo hahahaha"
>vshojo stream
>Lol that minecraft creeper looks like a dick
>vshojo collab with hololive
>"You girls should talk about sex more. Don't you have the stars branch? Why not fuck them?"

>> No.40170835

>>40170706
Thars literally NijiEN now

>> No.40170845

>>40170706
Cool theory bro

>> No.40170895

>>40170835
Niji does it too but to a much lesser extent than vshojo

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