/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twtter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>40182685

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>40221810
my wife

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I love my wife so much!!

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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I miss her. I hope she goes back into a manic state soon so she will stream again.

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>>40221578
Gura was once asked who's daki she would like to buy, and she replied Noel's.
This was clipped and shipped to Noel, who then saw this and was inspired to begin a short doulingo english learning arc for Gura (and her english fans).

proofs:
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsAgfBTGY4i1O8drMzVdx8khCIdJ4QmZ2
>https://youtu.be/xi0buEtk14g

theres also been some other stuff from Noel about Gura, but nothing else super standout.

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>>40222038
Aim better next time.

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>>40221889
Before the ligma caught her

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I've been sold a bill of lies as to the volumetric properties of Dino Gura

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>>40222051
was meant for
>>40221719

[Anonymous No.]

im gura

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>>40222133
GO BACK TO BED

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>>40222133
GURA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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>>40222133
are you streaming/playing mario kart the 7th? If you do I will keep my membership and also superchat you a as much as possible before youtube stops me.

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>>40222100
You're gonna need a bigger jar and bigger cums mate.

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>>40222100
You just need a bigger jar

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>>40221810
First time seeing no gurass

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>>40222290
be the gurass you want to see in the world

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>>40222051
WHY HEALTH PROBLEMS NOW SHE HAS SO MANY CUTE JP THAT WANT TO HUG HER AND SHE LOVES THEM TOO SHES SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A BLAST IN JAPAN NOW BUT INSTEAD ANXIOUS ABOUT HEALTH THINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Gurass

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Since we're on the topic of Gura mentions, Kaela is talking about her right now, in the context of Minecraft. tl;dr don't worry about it, atlantis will happen when it happens, no big deal, wish for a speedy recovery more than anything.

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>>40222555
It's sad that even needs to be said but I have no expectations of vtuber fans anymore.

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Don't cover for her Kaela....well now Atlantis will only come in 2024

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>>40222555
Kaela is such a sweetheart

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hope when Gura comes back she has the new stream into she was working on that was supposed to drop in December

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>>40222766
?

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>>40222766
Anon?

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>>40222851
stream intro* forget which stream she talked about it on. wanna say it was in October

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The signature looks right but the positioning feels off and it's driving me fucking insane. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Kaela talking about Gura.
Kaela's chat wants her to build Atlantis for Gura and she said "Of fucking course not. That's absolutely retarded. It's Gura's project you idiot."
Although she said it waaaaay nicer than that.

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>>40222766
The song is done the animation isn't, that thing is only going to come out on her next birthday just watch

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>>40223037
kaela kinda based

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>>40222961
I think you also forgot she said it takes half a year

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Gura cute!
Kaela is also nice

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>>40222967
Mine was supposed to come today but I didn't even get the message that it was out for delivery and the delivery guy showed while I was at work.

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>>40223037
This is heavily paraphrased, for the record, bordering on the usual 'take my words and twist them'. I mean yeah, that's how we might say it, but Kaela was very easy going about it. Nice girl. I miss Gura, fuck. I can't aim for shit.

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>>40223176
>>40223121
was something else supposed to come out in december? maybe it was snow halation that she was alluding to that I'm thinking of

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>>40221894
Ahh... my Gura with her tendency to move away from the crowd. She's so cute.

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>>40222534
One of these times it's actually going to be Gurass...I just know it.

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>>40223559
グラス?
wwwwwwww

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hope when Gura comes back she has the new stream

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>>40223880

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>>40222555
With others saying speedy recovery I think she may have had some kind of surgery. Kiara's stream she said Gura was in the ER getting her back fixed in this stream when she was readding suppers. I don't have the time stamp but watching it to get it but should not be hard for you guys to find.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgoyMGh7MPI&t

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>>40222385
The primordial yab! Where is it??
YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDERRRRRR

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>>40224005
You're a genuine retard

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>>40224005
Oh shit did she finally get the tail body mod?

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>>40224084
Its there i'm watching it to get the time stamp but it will take me like 10min to find it since I have to watch the end where she is talking about Gura.

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[Anonymous No.]

huhahaaaaaa goob strawrbr

[Anonymous No.]

It's goomin time.

[Anonymous No.]

weird cat

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Dino

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one week leaving this site and catalognig is still seething toward my daughterwife

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>>40224873
It's him vs Ame schizo. It's easy ignore.

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>>40224713
what a man

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>>40224784
I'm actually at work.
And I'm ready for my prrromotion!

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>>40224944
yeah also checked

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>>40225118
Is vt’s board culture to never check dubs or trips because the board is so fast? I feel like people almost never check anything below a quint

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>>40225200
doesn't matter, dubs and trips is just for my own luck

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>>40225200
check'd
it's been known that mods and probably jannies can force their own dubs, and the ones we have here are pretty hand-on so it's pointless

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>>40225200
/vt/ is a tourist heavy board since other vtuber sites are very heavily moderated, censored, and ban heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

gura will never fix her health problems because being gura is a health problem itself

[Anonymous No.]

What if Gura...?

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>>40225515
She doesn't spew THAT many spores from her body.

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After reviewing her signature quite a bit I've noticed it's not the most consistent, though that's not a surprise when she likely had to sign something like 2000 cards, but there are a few noticeable trends. Im still a tiny bit worried the one I bought from a reseller isn't real because the signature location and size but it follows the small trends I've noticed and I think the amount of effort it would take to replicate a card extremely well would be beyond what most resellers would do. Im only making this post fully convince myself the one I bought was real I really hope that you buds that managed to get her limited merch from cover enjoy them, it's such a crazy feeling holding something she's also held.

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Gura is currently locked up in the hospital due to her sporadic schizophrenic fits of delusion. She alluded to this issue when she mentioned that she though she told chat about some topic when she never did.

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>>40225292
kyoot

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>>40225384
that amazes me considering how heavily jannied this board is, you probably wouldn’t last 3 minutes after posting a doxx

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>>40225200
>>40225294
>>40225363
>>40225384
It's because this is a /jp/ offshoot you stupids
it's not a big part of the culture of our forefathers

you should be cuteposting more instead

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>>40225639
Think any Gura Gura cards get slipped through?

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>>40225771
there, my daily tribute

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>>40225781
I've yet to see one post, and I kinda hoped we would have by now, but I doubt Cover would have allowed that. The question I have is whether gura still has them or if she sent them with the rest back to Cover.

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>>40225815
Looks delicious.

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>>40224784
I goomed.

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>>40225781
If given the option between a Gawr Gura signed card and a Gura Gura signed card, I'd choose Gura Gura. More authentic Gura experience.
sadly I must settle for stamped duplicate, damn you paypal 2-factor and the precious seconds you cost me

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>>40225713
We're still less moderated than anywhere else on a good day. I still see this as a good thing, despite the obvious downsides. We've been down this track many times but there really isn't anywhere better. Every other place is full of bjoarns or falseflaggers pretending to be fans that you can't call out for their bullshit or you're the bad guy. Even at our worst this place doesn't irritate me as much as the other places when I poke my head over the fence.

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>>40225884
I'd imagine she sent those back

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>>40226080
I can tell people actually watch streams here so it works with me, and people can actually bully each other into maintaining some sort of community spirit in the general

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>>40224119
re.tard.

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>>40226078
I'm sure most of her regular fans would because it's a cute little error that embodies her stream energy. I'm sure Cover wouldn't send them just on the off chance someone gets pissy about it

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>>40226130
she sent them alright sent them to me

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>>40226374
Someday they will be uncovered like the landfill Atari ET games and will sell for a hundred thousand a pop

[Anonymous No.]

Please choose what Gura eats for dinner.
1. Chocolate pudding
2. Chocolate chip cookie
3. A bowl of strawberries
4. Mango Juice
5. Protein shake
6. Kit Kats
7. Cold vegan sausage
8. Rice cake with jam on top

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>>40226530
can we choose more than one

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>>40226530
Mango lassi and some gnon bread. I know she hates eating so I doubt you need to give her more than that

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>>40226530
can she at least do the protein shake and the strawberries? that would be better than everything on the list

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>>40226558
No, her tummy will hort if she eats too much.

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>>40226572
apparently it’s spelled differently but I’m referring to the Indian flatbread that they always give you

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>>40226530
none of those are dinner gura...

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>>40226530

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>>40226530
Tomato soop with bread

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>>40226530
>Dinner
>Lists snacks, candy, and dogfood
???

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>>40226967
Please don't feed your dog chocolate pudding

[Anonymous No.]

Shark and Reaper 20 million

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1610444070899572736?t=gtoSn3edNQOtEfDHjzLXhQ&s=19

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B for Bokay. Bthis is Bfine.

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>>40226967
Well that's what she eats.
I can save her...

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le epic xD

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>>40227246
My wife is a dork

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>>40225639
i thought there were only 100 limited edition, and 100 cards. If there was 2000 cards, then I could have gotten one.

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>>40226530
Kit Kats for the Kit Kat Kisses afterwards.

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>>40227282
>then I could have gotten one
Sure, if you were fast enough to enter your address and credit card in under 2 minutes before they all sold out. I wasn't ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Gura piss on my cock

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>>40227466
two minutes is easy mode, I was raised in the pits

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>>40227059
God I'd brutally rape her.. this artist really gets the brat energy across.

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>>40227282
I thought the number at one point was like 1600 on the holo site and 400 on geekjack but I don't remember the exact number. I know there was a way anons used to be able to figure it out but I never cared enough to learn how. I know there was well more than 100 total though and they sold out nearly instantly. I had a limited in my cart immediately and they were sold out while my payment was processing

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>>40227466
At least now we know better for the future- have your credit card info pre-saved, either by their site or by browser. Nothing with 2-factor

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>>40227651
I've learned one other trick so I don't miss any more signed merch if it's from a holo I really want but I don't wanna share it and fuck myself over again like I did with the birthday merch.

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>>40226330
hey, dont bully him, maybe sockgura is his oshi

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>>40227651
I'm skeptical that there would be another Gura autograph sale considering the amount of complaining she did about both about the amount of work it took to sign them all and how cover handled the sales.

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>>40227808
all that shit just makes me not fuckin bother. Like if i tried, something would go wrong and i'd miss out anyway, so there's not fucking point even trying. Not that I need more useless trinkets to prove my love to Gura. Would rather just support her via other means. I don't need more "stuff".

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>>40227466
Anon...you're supposed to set that up ahead of time

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>>40227864
it’s hard to get them in normal fans hands and also make enough money on it to be worth it

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>>40227864
i was interested in trying for this one, but it soured me on the idea and i don't care to bother with any future ones.

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>>40227929
I think a lot of people are buyfags because Gura’s cut of merch sales is apparently as or more generous as her cut of the SC money anyways

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>>40227931
how do you do it if the product is not available yet and not on the website yet?

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>>40227967
Limiting it to one per customer would have been a good fucking start on that first point

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>>40227967
The price made no sense. The limited addition should of been (a lot) more than the regular set but they were priced the same. I was ready to buy the limited addition but I had no interest in anything else so I ended up not buying anything once it sold out. I imagine a lot of other people were the same.

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>>40227864
Since her birthday merch I've seen Cover limit the signed merch a few times so im sure they would limit hers again if she pushes for it. I also wouldn't say she really complained about signing them, but it does take a lot of time for her.
>>40227929
to me the signed stuff is less about trinkets and more about how crazy it is to be holding something she physically touched herself. I love her more than anything so that idea means a lot to me

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So what does the signed card smell like? You have taken it out of it cover so you can touch something that gura has touched right? Her skin cells are literally right there on the card. Even if you can't smell anything, you're breathing in her molecules. God i hate you lucky cunts.

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>>40228130
yeah but if Cover auctions the signatures at their actual market value richfags will drive the price completely into the stratosphere
>>40228053
yeah letting people buy 3 is brain damaged for sure

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>>40228208
Ten. The limit was TEN

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>>40228049
Make an account on the hololive shop, then check out with paypal. That's what I did, you don't have to type anything during checkout

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>>40228188
>You have taken it out of it cover so you can touch something that gura has touched right
Not yet, im nervous about it

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>>40228238
what? Seriously? Who the fuck is in charge over at cover?

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>>40228238
i want to kill scalpers with my bare hands.

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>>40228208
Not an auction, just priced more. What we have now are 3rd party auctions anyways.

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>>40228238
Yeah, Cover makes the exact same amount of money whether scalpers or fans buy them and they choose the option to fuck over fans. Their ability to pay attention to and care about the fans is comical

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>>40228296
i didn't even know which site to go to on the day, so there was no hope for me, so i didn't bother.

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>>40228368
they’re even more retarded than that, if their goal was to profit maxi you just put them up for sale in an auction and sell them at whatever the final clearing price is

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>>40228314
Give them some credit, they limited Mumei's to 5 sets per person.

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>>40228533
by letting tweaked out 18 year olds front run your customers and scalp them onto secondary you’re just passing all that money onto the scalpers

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>>40228296
When I went to check out with paypal, I had to enter 2-factor for my paypal, and that small delay lost me the limited set

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>>40228533
Im not saying their goal was to maximize profit, I was saying they purposefully chose the option that fucks over more fans despite there being no difference in profit AND Gura telling them 10 was too high of a limit.

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>>40228665
for sure

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>>40228665
Given that the decision ultimately must have been made with JP management they probably did it out of spite, hoping to build fan resentment and hurt Gura's popularity because they can't stand the thought of a lowly EN branch member being more popular than their beloved home JP branch

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Gura got carpal tunnel from signing all the cards. She started taking time off during the signing process. And now she can't use a pc to stream due the pain in her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we like change the subject. Starting to get legitimately shitty that I missed out. Dying alone wasn't enough suffering for god to give me, also had to make me miss the merch.

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>>40228778
Carpal tunnel is no fucking joke, I had to buy a ton of special vertical mice to fight mine

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>>40228818
It's not a joke. It fits the timeline.

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>>40228783
Not only is Gura real and you can't have her, you can't even have a piece of paper she touched, that's reserved for the wealthy and well-connected just like everything else on this godforsaken rock
You and me, we die miserable and alone, having nothing and leaving nothing behind

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>>40228314
there's no way to explain cover corp without both intellectual disability and criminal corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura owes me sex.

[Anonymous No.]

We're in desperate need of some cute Guras.
I'd post some, but I'm at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40229135
You owe me that cute little pink starfish of yours for talking about my wife like that, now bend over.

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>>40229164

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>>40228971
We’re all born alone, live alone, die alone anon. Either try to be strong for the sake of people even weaker than you or just rope already

[Anonymous No.]

What do Gura's period shits smell like?

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>>40229460
shit

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>>40229361
I occupy that space of not being strong enough, nor being strong enough to rope. So I just am. Give me another 40 years though and I'll be out of your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40229460
go away scatbud

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>>40229460
poop

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>>40229548
even scatbuds hesitate when it comes to rank period shits. Something about the dullness of the smell hits you like a solid wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40229220
>when gura has been gone for so long that the chumbuds start fucking each other

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>>40229661
I'm so lonely that I would literally accept a hug from a dude, just for some human contact. No homo, unless they smell nice.

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>>40229661
Chumbies are always fwisky

[Anonymous No.]

Gura didn't have to sing Santa Baby is such a sensual, sexy way, and get up all close to us and all up in our faces and... she didn't have to do all that... but she did.

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aw man

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you DID get a signed copy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230867
I got two, should be here tomorrow.

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uwu

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>>40230949

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>>40230978
>WHAM
Triggered.

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>>40230867
no
I’m jealous and will not be happy for you

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>>40230867
I am jealous and seething but I refuse to be a scumbud that succumbs to crab mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>40231145
>Pink Mouse

Fembud or Gay?

[Anonymous No.]

If there are no girls on the internet then how can Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40231354
not mine
I got it off twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40231441
there are plenty of women on the internet you just wouldn’t know the majority of the time on an anon board like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40231464
The question remains valid

[Anonymous No.]

>>40231530
your hair looks nice today fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40231632
Oh I didn’t mean on /ggg/, there are only men here

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hentai san desu ne

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230867
not from Cover...

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they have to sign the cards with gloves because the small chance of fingerprints being left on the card. Not that you could really do much with a fingerprint like that

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>>40231911
Knowing Gura they’re signed with gloves on

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DINO GURA GEEKJACK?!

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura in Nippon?

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>>40231995
>geekjack
I'm sorry you had to resort to that

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>>40230867
of course.

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>>40231730
and some of them pretend to be women. what an evil thing to do.

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>>40232088
no she's with me, signing all my merch

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>>40232096
looks printed.

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>>40232133
but Fauna, you're in Japan...

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>>40231735
Quiet, I'll cum in you.

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>>40232096
Cover probably got a black man to touch each of the signed postcards before packaging them.

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>>40231970
Knowing Gura I hope she isn't here right now because if she didn't think to wear gloves that post probably just gave her a heart attack.

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>>40232254
yeah me

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>>40232186
stay jelly friend

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>>40232288
Nothing would happen whether she did or didn't

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>>40232288
Gura doesn’t browse /ggg/, don’t be silly

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>>40232339
She probably didn't touch that one while signing that one. Was probably wearing gloves anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40232369
She isn't gonna get doxxed from her socks, either, but shark will be shark.

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>>40222051
So Gura's biggest fans among Hololive are Okyau, Fauna, Lui and Noel. Lucky shark is lucky.

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>>40231730
You know I could see girls being fans of Gura if they don't watch streams just for the cute aspect but why would girls like Gura if they actually watched streams?

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>>40232424
the only reason i hornypost is in the hope that she comes here and reads it and gets all wriggly squirmy and horny.

[Anonymous No.]

but what if I opened the envelope...

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>>40232489
idk I mean I have a friend who watches VODs occasionally and doesn’t sexualize Gura, all the GFE stuff is in the membership tab so it’s not like most normies would see it

[Anonymous No.]

Dino Gura is STILL sold out. I'm sad.

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>>40232574
You'll let the sealed fart out!

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>>40232592
anon....

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>>40232574
i opened mine and sniffed the card directly. Initially I thought i could smell the scent of your average hand lotion, but going back to it im really not sure.

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>>40232592
you can pay some mexican mother $200 to knit you a knockoff one

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>>40232592
https://buyee.jp/item/yahoo/auction/q1076540279?conversionType=top_page_search

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't there like a huge online market for girl's pee? Imagine the prices Gura's would fetch.

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>>40232972
damages brand value unless you’re already all in on the scuzz

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>>40232957
the buyout on that one plus shipping is probably still a few bucks cheaper than the lowest on ebay right now. It's not cheap but not nearly the worst price.

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>>40232909
I guess. Is there no chance of getting an authentic plushie in the future?

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>>40233032
the conversation earlier about auctioning signed cards got me thinking about the proper value of Gura’s virginity, I think it would sell for like 6-10 million USD most likely, assuming she can be verified as chaste

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>>40232957
>https://buyee.jp/item/yahoo/auction/q1076540279?conversionType=top_page_search
Well. It's better than nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233123
She's not a whore, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233123
I already took it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233123
fuck you, who says something like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233123
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233123
If Gura's virginity was purchasable, I would murder people to acquire the funds required without hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

something's being loud in the trash can again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40232088
no no no no. Anyone who says she's in Japan is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233123
She'd earn more by remaining a virgin, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233639
she can hiss and spit all she wants, she's still getting corrected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233639
Are you the same bud that mentioned hearing something in their cum sock drawer or whatever it was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40228314
How can you be a Gura fan and not know this info? Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233602
Imagine thinking you could outgun an oil baron and his private army or a cartel member with hired ex-marines. This is assuming her virginity would be sold in the black market because there's no way that shit would fly over the US goverment.

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>>40233806
i meant more from a moral standpoint. I'd choke babies for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking at Gura and other holo merch on the JP yahoo auctions site now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233908
Careful on the slippery slope anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234006
im not new to it, just haven't looked in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233762
silly anon, I only cum straight down the storm drain

[Anonymous No.]

sucking on Gura's skene's gland.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Gura has seen the AItuber that’s been playing osu on Twitch. It seems like something she’d find interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

So why did you chumfucks think it's ok to bother Kaela about building Atlantis when it's your shark whore that is too lazy to put in the work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234314
I don't watch any other vtubers. Why the fuck would I be in her chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234314
literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234314
People here don't really watch other vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

most of us respect and quite like kaela here. why the hostility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234314
who the fuck is kyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234433
cuz that guys being a faggot and not showing any respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234480
i was asking that guy why the hostility, but I didn't want to give him a (you), everyone else did anyways. sigh..

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1610486300976504834

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230867
Yeah, but I need to wait longer because my roommate also wanted a breaddog. I'm jealous that all of you are already getting to rubby rubby the tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
She's gonna be racing though! So that's something to look forward to

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Goomba confirmed is pretty good news at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
>no proof it's actually her racing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
better than expected tbqh desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234680
Yeah, and whatever treatment or healing she's undergoing doesn't have her bed-ridden or something, or if it was, she's recovered from that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Figured this would be how it would go. Will still cheer for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Figured it'd be something like this since Twap hadn't announced a replacement. At least she's still participating in holostuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234781
it's a switch game, she could just play from bed anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
okay what the fuck man. I'm actually legit sad now. Please oh god let her be in the voice chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
She's probably with family and cant stream from there simply doesnt want to
I hope she wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234916
There is no voice chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Does this mean her health issue is related to her talking somehow? Or is it due to her current location?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234916
There has never ever been a VC in Mario Kart nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Welp I guess she won't even try to win like this, possible January return is over bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
So begins the Big Fish hunt anew...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234916
Yeah for some reason, this out of all things got me. And I don't know why. I'm sad in a real selfish way. I hope she at least has fun i guess. I just want too see her though, ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234999
Ye cant stream so people dont hear her baby crying in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234984
>>40235020
????????????????????????????????????????
you dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234999
If you want to believe in IBS, excessive shidding would prevent her from streaming but not from playing on the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Will still cheer for her!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235027
Big Fish is real

[Anonymous No.]

savour the precious crumbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235070
Can't help it I'm hungy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235136
Is it even a crumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235070
That baby? yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hear her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235196
I consider it a crust desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235070
Her room is sound proof anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235258
It's plastic. It's fake. I'm not eating this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235072
Are you? The MK tourneys don't use a group voice chat, unless you count the main channel that does an overview and cycles through the streams of the participants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235297
then starve

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235249
I'm praying she joins Kronii or Ame on discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235297
damn this nigga hungry and he is not eating

[Anonymous No.]

it was a very good stream last year, seeing her reactions and hearing her being all excited about the close races, too bad we wont get that this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235318
theres the discord calls between rounds, the self introductions, and closing remarks at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235360
They just said she's not streaming, it's almost 100% certain she won't be in a voice channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234774
Yes true. But how its Ame and the clock is racing on behalf of HoloEN I think they are saying they are going to race for gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Sad part is that she is just joining to keep her promise, I doubt she will play to win since winners have to talk on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235423
I don't remember them doing those for MK, other than for the top 3 finishers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235455
So you're saying there's a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
lame, Gura is so lame. I hate this, I hate that she's sick of streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
More than I expected. Nothing to do but cheer heAAAAAAAAAAAGURA COME BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235564
I think there's a small chance if she places top 3 overall, but otherwise I would be very, very surprised if we heard from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235636
Either at parents house being taken care of, or a hospital bed. Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235739
no, i mean why don't they just disqualify her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235603
She's sick of her wishy washy fans and wants to purge the normies out so that all that remains are the dedicated and the faithful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235768
She probably wants to participate still

[Anonymous No.]

She's on an announced break. Some of you really need to curb your expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235768
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234916
roru
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad Gura is still participating. Anyone who expected her to stream it is retarded. She didn't even stream the finals last year. I'm finally excited for something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235134
Meds now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235810
so what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235771
I think you have it the other way around. Normalfags are the ones able to wait months for a streamer to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235841
So she participate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235835
It's too late, she's already on her way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235841
So they asked her if she felt up to playing and she said yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235841

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235768
Anon she placed 4th at last tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235739
or at home, "health reasons" doesnt mean shes dying. neither hers or official tweet said she was sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
>no streaming
Hey retarded anti. We already knew she wasn't going to stream it even if she still participated. It's not a big deal. She didn't stream the finals last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235812
Since no return date and she posted on twitter that she was going to take serious time for her health that makes it sound like its not going to be a month or 2 since she has gone almost 3 months without streaming in a role this year so I think it will be longer. I will unmember and will remember when she comes back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235909
>they asked her if she could give her handle to the manager and forced him to learn how to play
Your new oshit is a japanese 40yo salaryman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236024
I hope he wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235636
She is dying of boneitis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236024
All that matters if he wins to keep guras image good and clear so when she comes back to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235956
????? its a fucking screenshot of the official tweet you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235956
>>40235735
Did the thread die too quickly for you to get any replies? Shame.
To everyone else who isn't being a nigger for no reason, I don't even know. I already wasn't expecting her to stream if she participated or not and yet seeing that specific (no streaming) thing may as well have made me sink into my chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236024
is he cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235964
I'm also going to unmember and will be back when she returns. I hope you guys update me if she does a member's wallpaper but since she is only updating us on twitter I don't see that happening.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura mario kart watch gonna be interesting for the next few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236169
What the fuck do you mean? There are retards acting upset that she isn't streaming it. She's on a break, she didn't even stream the finals last year. What does an official statement have to do with what i said?

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, no. I'm fed up with Gura's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
management surely told her to stream this one, but goob is cba to stream so she said no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236182
lol what? You sank in your chair despite you not expecting her to stream it? Holy retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236305
Nothing and I'm fine with it. I just want her health to get better so the longer she needs to take for the break to make that happen the better. I did unmember till she returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236305
you fucking quoted the tweet and called the guy who posted it an anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236186
They make him wear the hood while playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236429
interesting birthing hips on ojisan here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235950
"Health reasons" implies it's due to a worsening condition if she needed a break, and just because you're being taken care of or in the hospital doesn't mean your dying. It just means you obviously can't stream. Those two reasons is pretty much the only reason she wouldn't stream unless you believe the pregnant rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236420
Yes, he posted it like it was a big deal and retards are acting like they expected her to stream it.

[Anonymous No.]

Real chumbuds will stay with Gura through thick and thin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

[Anonymous No.]

if she can sit on her ass and play Mario Kart with a bunch japanese hags for a couple of hours she can also stream the whole process

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236516
drop in streaming hours over past 6 months and recent constant breaks make the pregnant rrat more believable than mystery illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236831
>past 6 months
It's been a year long decline bud. She also wouldn't almost talk about it in the members stream if it was that.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is this shitposting even coming from? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta got now guys, but I hope that you all have a good evening and Gura feels better soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236942
People coming in from the catalogue threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236942
It was bound to happen by management making a big deal about Gura taking a break for health reasons but all of a sudden she's good enough to play in a tournament. Makes people wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236942
Deadbeat deflection, mixed with the usual schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236922
the real drop off happened after off-collabs and she didnt "almost talk about it", she clearly said she wont ever talk about it because its private

[Anonymous No.]

Here you go, a memento.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxHwxV80BZIA4wzam5OksZK5RDAauyN59X
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxn6O9TfKMkqtIn0Vx0_nwLvxT1ZweVGWO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237094
Nah, the drop off started with the house hunting arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237027
Because of news that isn't even big news, let alone surprising news?
Such desperation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236942
Dramaniggers and retards that think playing on the switch is == to putting on a charismatic mask for 10k+ autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237132
How high are the chances we get a member post or tweet even if she performs like shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237132
I don't want to lose faith but I can't even imagine her returning to this anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237164
which was 7~~ months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237165
Yes, dramaniggers will latch onto any scrap they can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236942
catalogfags, we pretty much knew she's not going to stream anyway. I didn't even think she'd still be in the tourney but I'm glad she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237181
There's no winning because now that makes it sound like she has a serious case of depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237046
IF you watched streams you'd know she
1. Loves playing handheld
2. Can and will play from her bed whenever she can (previous collabs without her perspective where she was handheld)
3. She gets pretty quiet when she's focusing, and she also hates dead air and will apologize when she notices it happening.
4. Playing a game and maybe even using VC for interviews and stuff is NOT as demanding as actually streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237202
She didn't even say goodbye before she left. Not 0%, but not high odds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237227
If you're actually trying to suggest she's gregnant you need meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237046
It’s too bad the switch is such a hard console to play games from in any position

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237202
50% chance of a tweet, 2% chance of a members post.

[Anonymous No.]

The only change we gets to hear Gura's voice is she winning the Champion
She will have to speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237264
I mean you can be depressed over health issues. Whatever it is she's still not back from break so all you can really do is wait until she's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237362
Management will tell Gura to lose on purpose, a winner without a pov would make people mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237362
she'll try to end in a position that makes her play the least amount of races

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237292
I'm just saying we dont know what are the health reasons and pregnancy rrat isnt improbable
if shes pregnant im the dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
wait so only those two are participating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237046
if she is just refusing to stream then this ought to be taken away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236942
Gura antis who are making drama and acting like people expected her to stream. But they don't watch her so they totally forgot that she didn't stream the finals last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237546
gura still plays, but only those 2 will stream their pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237546
No Gura is still playing, just won’t have a stream for it

[Anonymous No.]

hope that she'll do well. Because I have no hope that the other 2 will get in the finals

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
...please don't be muted

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why they allow them to not stream their POVs. If you're not going to stream it there's no point on being part of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Why is EN such a fucking disappointment lately? I love Gura but god damit if it isn't hard to say "I love Hololive" lately as I did last year, I hope 2023 is the oposite of 2022, that it starts low and becomes great as it goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237729
I don't think Towa cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237729
Mumei...
Kronii...
Sana...
Ame...
Fauna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237824
every year is worse than the last one and I don't see any signs of this premise changing for 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237729
I know "having fun" is a hard concept for you to grasp. It's not like you watched last year's tourney right

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237573
It's funny how the people who don't even watch her streams think they can stay ahead of chumbuds when it comes to Gura news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
I really hope that in some way or another we will get to hear Gura's voice at least at some point during all this. If not I will seriously start concernfagging that something really fucking bad has happened to her, and that cover is covering it up. I usually don't give in to the whole management tweet shitposting but if I don't hear her I just fucking might

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
Manesan playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237824
JP management has been doing an excellent job, but man, EN management has been going downhill

[Anonymous No.]

>(no streaming)
What a wording

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235366
Hungry but with standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237925
I watched my oshi play it, sadly the finals were less fun since I couldn't watch my oshi's POV because she DIDN'T FUCKING STREAM IT

[Anonymous No.]

hm I truly wonder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40223268
What part of
>Although she said it waaaaay nicer than that.
don't you understand, ESL? I literally admitted to dramatizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238152
Kroniichama...
You guys have such a hard life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
I don't want to say I told you so, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238152
nigga a bunch of people didn't even stream their first round. And this place fucking exploded when she got in finals and 4th place overall. Maybe it's just a you problem

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds just like you I can't possibly know what is wrong with her but I really hope she fucking dies because that will make HoloEN much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238152
you can drop the act now tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
I hope she loses first round so I don't have to think about this anymore.
I never in a million years thought I'd feel this way, but I'm actually upset. This feels like such a callous move. It's like she's doing everything and participating in everything she wants to and none of it involves talking to us. This just feels like a slap in the face and her mocking anyone that wants to see her. I think this is the first time I'm actually angry at her. She should have just withdrawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235115
You're wrong. She won't risk dropping signal using a wifi connection. Especially since she has to race people mainly in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40235739
Or literally anywhere else. Stop making shit up. She never said she was so sick she couldn't function. She's good enough to tweet and play games. She isn't deathly ill.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237281
>she's going to play handheld
>>40238606

[Anonymous No.]

amesame cute

[Anonymous No.]

I am cheering for Gura to lose in the first game. Because I don't want her to deal with haters for her lack of streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238607
Squishy shark brat.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really starting to think this is her way of telling us not to be in love with her anymore without saying it. She hates any kind of confrontation and so she can't say it on stream. Instead, she's just ignoring us so we take the hint that she doesn't need or want us anymore. She probably found someone or something.

[Anonymous No.]

lol lmao I really pity you chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40237046
Fucking how? being sick without fever or headache is prime time to play videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238935
Why? I'm 100% fine. I can play dorfs and have MK on another monitor without having to worry about paying attention to the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238895
Imma squeeze those cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

She can't even tell us these things directly anymore. She has to speak through management now like she's afraid of us or something.
I think she's a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238995
You don't love her. You never did. You love the idea of her but you don't give a shit if she's part of your life or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239012
that or just total indifference

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239012
Gura is an actual male, a young boy going through puberty. His career as a vtuber is finally coming to an end as his voice naturally starts to break.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw we were almost at 400 posts and a post with a ton of replies and thought something bad happened for a second there.

[Anonymous No.]

>HELLO THERE, FELLOW CHUMBUDS!
Jesus this is embarassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238995
I thik he's talking about actual chumbuds, not secondaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239061
>>40239252
I love her but I'm to ojisan to care about factors I have no control over. When she comes back I'll be here to greet her otherwise I'm going to continue to move forward and have fun.
Take it from an ojisan. Thoughts like "She hates me because X, she isn't doing this because X, X happened so she definitely hates me" is a major turn off for most women. Life is multicolored and has many little nuances. Just be patient wait for her to comeback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239214
I suggest you take a break from the thread, it's gonna be the same shithole until the tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

You're retarded if you think this isn't bad. This proves she's been practicing which means she's not as sick as everyone says she is.
Inb4
>we all knew she wasn't physically ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239297
based patientchads can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish good luck to mane-san in the upcoming marika tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239356
>you can't play MK while sick in bed
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239357
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239356
>You have to be bedridden for me to consider you sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239356
gura has an extremely rare illness of which the only symptom is an aversion to telling people when she will stream and then doing so

[Anonymous No.]

The King cover has 28 million views. Original Reflect is at 15.2m, Reflect MV has hit 7.6m, Reflect topic version has hit 8m and Reflect on spotify has hit 14.7m. That's a total of about 45.5m across all videos and 2 platforms. Spotify Reflect will overtake youtube original video soon. MV and topic should overtake the original Reflect eventually because of what youtube did by removing it from recommendations but that might take to next year.

Still patiently waiting for the shark and rubbing the dino Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239356
you saying gura being more sick is a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239297
Nobody is interested in the opinion of casual fans with no emotional investment like you. Just keep consuming fanart and not actually caring or noticing even if Gura graduates.

[Anonymous No.]

From bad to great we have
>will not go to japan and miss events, maybe even fest
>will go to japan after returning, not streaming for a week at least and it will be a business only trip, no offcollabs or special events and no streams
>will go to japan before returning and it will be a business only trip, no offcollabs or special events to talk about, but wont stop streaming for a week to go
>will go to japan before returning and will be half work half vacation and lots of fun things to talk about
>will go to japan after returning, will do offcollabs and have fun and stream it
Wich one will it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>most ENs not participating in the tournament
>have to single out gura and say she isnt streaming it
manager deserves the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239391
>>40239403
>Don't you get it? She can't tweet or keep us updated because she's literally bedridden.
This was you a few days ago, retard faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

what universe is this

[Anonymous No.]

sharkbread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239428
dooming whinging faggots can't stop losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239356
It's all bullshit, Gura can concentrate enough to practice AND be able to compete in a high pressure tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care if Gura streams anymore or not, I just want artists to remember her to continue making lewd art of my shark wife for me to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40238935
We're fine. No real chumbud expected her to stream MK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239490
you're not entitled to her tweets. you just think you are. manipulative shitcunt, nothing ever good enough for you. I know your type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239510
Lol, keep working for free for a chance at a glimpse of an update, nullrefresimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239496
the one with Gura in it, and I'm blessed to share it with her. Unlike these other ungrateful assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

It's always a show when these people try to make spectacle over literally nothing.
But the rrats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239297
I sincerely doubt you're doing so well for yourself if you're terminally here, dorfbud. You probably aren't in any position to start giving life advice to others or speak on behalf of what women like.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura wins. Imagine getting beat by a shark on a sick vacay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239608
i'm not that faggot. i'm just here to goom to my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239575
yes yes, we're not entitled to anything. We should all give her our mindless support for nothing in return and be thankful for the opportunity to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239428
You can be emotionally invested without it being a weight in your well being but oh well to each their own.
Last reply from me. It's a waste talking to someone who's mentally 2 dimensional.
>>40239663
I'm here because I'm always in /biz/ and /agdg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239689
>I hope Gura wins
>gura
anon...I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239575
You don't know your own left nut, retard. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so happy she's still participating

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239723
Yes but unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239463
The third one. If she isn't there for this January, chances are she's not going to be there at all until most of the EN girls have left for their home countries.

This off collab season is THE off-collab season to be in Japan. Amelia and Kronii have better chances of joining than Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239723
unironically yes. you should all be on your fuckin knees, bowing to my wife, while I goom to her 4-5 times a day, sending her my energy so she can recover and get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40234588
And what happens if she wins? Are they just going to interview no one? She's being a selfish bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239736
Thanks. Gonna give my left nut some extra attention next time I goom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239761
Same, bud. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239422
I appreciate this kind of numberfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

I think if she's healthy enough to participate in the tournament with all the practice that's required, she should be healthy enough to keep us updated about what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

radical

[Anonymous No.]

>>40240024
>she should be healthy enough to keep us updated about what's going on.
you are updated though. She's on break in order to take serious time for her health

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239463
>will go with Ame and do maybe one or 2 offcollabs, and be retarded with her for a week or so

[Anonymous No.]

If I fapped to Gura once per day since debut. How much would a jar be filled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40239663
Not sure why being here all the time means you can't have your shit together. It's easy to keep the threads up all day and scroll through them every once in a while, and despite the issues here it's still the best place to discuss hololive compared to any other platform

[Anonymous No.]

Why did we have to hear that she's not streaming her POV from the official twitter and not her? She's acting so distant and corportate, like she doesn't give a shit and just leaves the burden of communicating with us to COVER.
This feels like divorce proceedings or some shit. Like we have to talk to her lawyer because we aren't allowed to contact her directly. This is by far the worst it's ever been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40240106
That's not an update, I knew about that weeks ago.

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>>40240223
Trying too hard

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>>40240223
(You)

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>>40240223

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what if...
wouldnt it be funny that....
I think xxx that xxx
why would s/he do ...
Bruh it's like I'm back at highschool

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>>40240359
>he thought the /vt/ sisters was a joke

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>>40239463
Honestly, who cares anymore? All of this has made me not give a single shit about everything that I was excited for. Who gives a shit what Gura does in Japan.
All she does is let me down.

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>>40240418
leave then faggot

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if this is some kind of maneuver toward doing everything else except streaming, then i won't have anything to stick around for. nothing else she does is worth anything to me.

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>>40240387

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>>40240434
>>40240429

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>>40240278
yeah and the situation hasn't changed so far for you to need another update. Gura is still on break to take serious focus on her health

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look at that tummy

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>the situation hasn't changed
How the fuck would you know that, you shit-eating parasite? She obviously isn't focusing on her health if she's staying up to 4 AM and practicing every day for a mario kart tournament.

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>>40240359
Damn brat
Needs cart racing correction

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If you don't want to be with us or if we exhaust you, then just graduate.
I'm serious, Gura.

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>it would be best for me to take serious time for my health.
If she's practicing and participating to the tournament that means she's feeling better and will return sooner than expected

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Hey guys, totally a chumbud here, I think Gura hates us and we feel bad.

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>>40240359
There's enough estrogen here that sometimes I think I need take novaldex so I don't get gyno from these threads.

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>>40240439

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>>40240117
if? IF? anyone here who HASN'T fapped to gura at least once per day since debut is a FAGGOT.

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>>40240701
Also, I'm leaving for good this time, anyone with me, buddies?

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You really let me down, shark.

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sammich

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>>40240908
she gets me up, if you know what i mean.

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>>40240968
Cmere little brat! I have something nice and yummy for you! T o T

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>had to cancel her christmas streams that she was excited to do since june
>had to give up the trip they were planning for months
>had to cancel her flights and booked hotels

"S-SHE WAS LYING ABOUT HER ILLNESS LOOK CAN PLAY NINTENDO SWITCH THAT REQUIRES JUST HER THUMBS THAT MEANS SHE HAVE BEEN TOTALLY FINE ALL ALONG AND WAS LYING PLEASE HATE GURA I'M BEGGING YOU"

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>>40240895
I am with you, a real chumbud who is going to unsub, unmember and leaving this place forever for the 15th times this week

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>>40241083
Every day without Gura I unsub another account, I only have about 4.24 million left

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>>40240908
I'VE MADE A FOOL TO MYSELF

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