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I love Ina!
Enma love!Reminder to love Enma while you enjoy your oshi's stream!Any delay or cancel of stream content may not be within the responsibility of HololiveEN management team, please consult COVER corp. for further information
ogey
is no one going to react to the ketchup song?
ENTERPEK O
https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz
>>403635rrat
DIAMONDBROS
>>403632Hey, me too!
THIS BRAT GOT DIAMONDS
Coming up on two hours of Gura MC Hardcore
IFUCKINGLOVEAMELIA!!!
Those Gura noises were truly blessed.
>>403635my fucking sides
Iname collab sometime in the next 10 months for sure!
>she found the diamondsholy fuck this luck
I'M IN LOVE WITH MORI
>>403632me too!
gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Wait gura knows that poo song?
I love Gura so much!
NENE ??!
GURA FOUND DIAMONDS. KNEEL.
>>403638ENTER SHUBA
how the fuck did gura find diamonds, also very cursed peko
ENTER
turns out gura's a beast
>CRUNCHY_MMLO2
>>403638Oh fuck, Pekora vs Subaru!
holy shit she did it
Oh god
https://twitter.com/pomp_maker1/status/1358871738814066694
fuckin kek
DOUBTER BTFO'D
DOUBTERS?
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>403638ENTERSHUBA
Diamonds are forever
Would Shenmue make for good streams?
>>403638Save it for the dead hours
>>403638It already has it's own thread >>386996
Imagine if Gura got raped and she had to stream the next day. She would sound so broken and off, and pretend everything was okay.
>>403632Huh, that's quite the coincidence
PAYOUTS ARE HERE>>400801 bet ALL shark coin for 1 hour. He has been given double his count which we'll never know could be zero for all we know>>401876 bet 5,000 sharkcoin for 1 hour 20 mins. He has been given 10,000 shark coin>>401915 bet ALL shark coin for 2 hours - Payout next threadBETS ARE STILL CONTINUING. FEEL FREE TO MAKE A WAGER.
I know its an almost 0% chance but how hard would everyone kneel if gura managed to get into the end this stream
Gura needs a water bucket in her hotbar if she's around all this lava
Sorry Gura but westling is more fun right now
fighting fatto catto.
I love Reine!
>>403638SHUBA'S FUCKING HUGE
>>403673>>403675KEK
Thats a big duck
I'm betting 10 (You)'s on Shuba
>he paid 5 dollars
BIRDS ARE THE STRONGEST RACE
>>403676GOORAH I HAVE FAITH
This feels way more enjoyable than her normal MC streams, for me, anyone else feeling the same?
QUAK
SHUBA LET HER STAND UP JESAS CRISTO IT'S A MASSACRE
Shuba shuba shuba
>>403638/ourgirl/ when?
>>403684Maybe in a "roasting this shit game" kind of way.
>>403706Chumbros... we lost Cover...
RRAT
>>403703>>403703>>403703>>403703
>>403661Really not a kneel moment. Its just diamonds.
>>403676>>403677I KNEEL IM SORRY I DOUBTED
>>403689wow thats fucked up. I bet she would take a bathroom break to just cry for a bit because she can't hold it in anymore.
>>403649Iname schizos are losing it on twitter
>>403697Me too!!
>>403674Holy fucking kek
>>403684Yes, game is hilarious
>>403689I will make her mine soon
listening to gura sing the beatles while watching pekora and subaru kill eachother in a no holds cage match
>>403712No I found it insanely boring so far.
>Shark-girl found diamonds in less than two hours without optimised mining.>It takes me days to achieve that.
>>403638>Leave pekora to me
>beat korone>kill the skelly
>>403673Where the fuck is this from
What is she thinking of right now?
>>403712Same here
>>403733Over no collab or regular Iname schizo shit?
>>403691>bet on a time but it gets surpassed >gets payoutFucking fat cat bankers
>>403675>>403679This presence...
Gura wants a third monitor! Pay up piggies!
>>403744Anon, you might be the least lucky person alive.
>>403455>knows what DYRBI means>doesn't know who originated itDo newfags ACTUALLY?
Making excuses about why she doesn't read superchatThat collab must've gotten to her
>>403746>find diamonds
>>403721but it's a masterpiece
>>403692My knees would hit bedrock.
>>403733They seem fine to me
>>403638Kiara when?
>>403749goo goo ga ga probably
>>403749googoo gaga
>I work sunday
Is Gura's stream really that boring right now that someone has to overlap it with non stream related shit
>>403751no collab
>>403673>>403675
>>403689its time to stop
what's "kongshoe"? i notice gura saying it a lot.
>>403748see>>403638
>>403692I would just break my kneecaps.
this is fine
>>403638JESAS
>>403758jesas
>>403758>many such cases
>>403733nice, they'll use it as fuel for more edgy art
>>403712Yeah the added stipulation makes even the most average of tasks into something really exciting.
Gura plz bring back the hood
>>403771yes, the wrestling is more entertaining
>>403744a-are you mining correctly?
>>403635
>>403772I kinda feel bad for Iname schizos at this point
You fuckers are worse than onlyfans simps. I hope you know that.Keep throwing down those red superchats and continue to be slaves to this system.
>>403776Fuckkin sweet
>progressSHES
Me in the middle.
She's jinxing herself right now. She's going to die in the next 30 minutes.
LUCK 100
What's the goal of hardcore? Is she trying to kill the enderdragon?
>>403775sleep
>>403791I'd rather simp for vtubers than whores
Watching Gura exceed all expectations and proving to others that all you need is some goddamn faith as she finds her diamonds and continues to live through hell and back in her Hardcore Minecraft run.While Roberu spritzes bar cleaner as he continues to chat with us in his daily bar talk.So friends, where we at?
>>403692I would aka.It won't happen, that shit takes hours even if you know what you're doing, but if it did... I would aka. And I don't SC.
>>403733well I know the ones on twitter that make the art would be mentally unstable
>>403638damn and I thought pegor would win
>>403638How many anons are doxxing themselves in chat?
>>403791>this system
I wonder if Enma and Jenma will ever collab
>>403684would either be a complete dud that they don't get at all or the most kino stream imaginable. nothing in between
>>403779Honestly I'm having more fun in the last few mins watching this wrestling than the entire minecraft stream. Sorry Gura
Go pekora go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>403766>>403767googoogagamind...
>>403638>263 viewersjezas
>>403791Time to go back
>>403806Watching Subaru rape Pekora.
SHUBA WIN
>>403771Kinda? She's just dicking around and hasn't had any really great moments since she's playing so safe and ran out of stuff to talk about.The only things I can even remember are the orgy pit and milking bulls.
PEKO NO
>>403706idiot-5$. Gura+5$
>>403806Right here Ayamefriend!
>>403803Survive in her own words. She doesn't even know how to beat the game.
>>403638DUCK DOMINATION
SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA
>>403638Peko is getting shuba'd pretty badly...
>oh god this is so big
>>403791WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>>403771Yes
Jesus Christ cover the lava
nooooooooooo my pekocoins
SHUBA LOVE
>OH god this is sooo bigGURA!?
THE RABBIT FEARS THE DUCK
>>403791Poorfag seething
>>403772proof?I honestly don't know what to look for, I tried the #iname tag.
>>403791>slaves to this systemmeds
>>403791t. e-whore
MOGGED
>>403807if she really had the intention asked chat for help she might able to do it
>>403770kek get fucked
>>403733Why are taiwaneses like this?
>>403817AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
>>403806I'm sure you've been asked this multiple times but how are you feeling about the recent long streams Ayamefriend?
I love this powerful duck!
mommy cunny
>>403817>Literally weak as fuck
>>403795
>>403689kill yourself (Gura loves you!)
you ARE watching the wrestling AND Gura, right?
>>403806>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwwxmhsgWk>Kiara 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_MypFO91fY>Reine 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUDUe6Wyoo0https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz
>>403816well, tbf it's not really gura's fault, minecraft is fucking boring 90% of the time
SHUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>403771Unfortunately yes
SHUBA SHUBA
The spell will take effect soon....
>>403756
>>403791meds poorfag
>>403859>>403862I KNEEL
>>403866Yes
>literally twitch watching hourswhy cant you faggots just watch Gura
PEKORA JOBBED LMAO
>>403818>only 105 IPs ITT
mommy...
>>403867>https://www.twitch.tv/holofightzbased
>>403791Shit bait with even worse retards replyingt.retard
>>403859How is she so hot, holy fuck I could cure my cunny addiction if more women looked like this
>>403848Nobody's freaking out. There hasn't even been a set time for the InAme collab. Just "coming up"
>>403826idiot-5$idiot+5$-5+5=0 quik math
>>403791seething roastie detected
>>403866Ye-yes... i like Gu-gura haha
>>403866I am experiencing dual kino
>>403689Is this what passes for humor in these threads now?
>>403791we live in a society
>>403638Peko.....
>>403881It was at 20 viewers when I clicked on it earlier, then went up to 100ish, I guess the rest are just people finding it since we boosted it
>>403791ogey
>>403760I'm glad she doesn't
>>403879Because Holowrasslin is legitimately a more entertaining stream.
>>403845I would pay big bucks for a real Gura Wagashi h-manga
>First the shark beats her in numbers>Now the duck beats her physically
Which one of you?
>>403733>Iname schizos are losing it on twitterHow would you even know? Are they not drawing Ina cradling Ame's dead body?
>>403879The absolute state of /jp/
>>403863Ina.....
>still gives her moneyDEADBEATS I KNEEL
>>403879>not watching both
she's playing too carefully to fall for any of the classic blunders her death is going to be something epic
>>403705 >>403705>>403705 >>403705>>403705 >>403705>>403705 >>403705>>403705 >>403705
>>403879that shit is boring as fuck yeah i'm an anti or whatever blah blah shut up bitch
>ravineShe's literally going to find a mineshaft or stronghold, isn't she? This dumb bitch's luck is unstoppable.
>>403880she did it for the numbers
>>403917How do you even make that mistake?
>>403804vtubers are whores. They are the same as normal women, just with the fake anime layer on top. You are being tricked out of your money.
>>403901This thread probably just has a lot of lurkers. Sometimes i don't post in the thread, like when i'm preoccupied.
>>403912>Which one of you?(you)
>>403886that's the power of tomboys
>>403813>If EN managers collabThat's probably just their daily work routine.
>>403867>Roberuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17aovfHrgl4
>>403879I'm watching both, yes, it's actually possible, poorfag
>this stream get more views than RDRWhat?
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEGURA NO
>>403879Because I'm tired of fucking Minecraft
>>403917Lol what the fuck
>>403867>https://www.twitch.tv/holofightzNaisu
>>403689Is everything okay anon?
>>403926>vtubers are whores. They are the same as normal women, just with the fake anime layer on top. You are being tricked out of your money.I don't doubt this but I'm paying for a service here, not paying for the 3DPD behind the persona.
>>403927noooooooo not my hecking 4.99$ how will I get through the month?!
>>403926>women are whoresEnjoy your miserable life, retard.
>>403879I have three monitors dumbass. I'll just watch both.
>>403917Richbeats....
>>403905Early Gura Minecraft streams have no progress and people hate them because of that. This stream has shitloads of progress and people still hate it.
>>403912The faggot who has yet to be banned.
>>403928Nah fr, fuck this faggot, pure autism right there
>>403926Jesus where do you newfags come from?
>>403920Thanks for paying up, nutsacki
>>403879>people itt would rather watch wrestling then MinecraftI can see MC is not popular here
>Gura's juicy ravine
>>403935Minecraft
>>403897yeah, "humor"
>>403760she's read mine three streams in a row, everything seems fine to me
>>403935Kids love Minecraft
>>403689Don't try to use these threads as your personal therapist, anon. Go tell a professional about how you got raped.
>>403961
>>403930yeah but on stream though
>>403935Everyone wants to be there for the death clip.
>>403858I couldn't have been happier. Yesterday's Apex stream was probably one of my favorites because I was not only expecting Ayame to actually accept Roboco's invite to play some Apex due to how hyper shy she is, but to then have Fubuki join them and just complete goof off, giggling and being super close friends playing games together uplifted my spirits to its peak. Bloom is also coming up and I absolutely cannot wait to hear my oshi sing Suspect and show off the dance moves she's been practicing.
>>403944wrong post.
>>403638this stream is lagging so bad is someone archiving this?
>>403950Anon, Minecraft sucks in general. I'd rather watch Shuba beat the shit out of Pekora.
>>403897>now
>>403721>>403737you gotta play in Japanese
>>403957Nothing is really happening in the stream
>>403912BASED ANDREW
>>403961ENTER
>this thread being a contrarian and rather watch non holo streamKeep it up antis
>>403760This is why you send your SCs at the start if you want her to read them
Guys.Forgive me for asking, but what exactly IS a 'Yagoo House'?
>>403961>Hololive if it was founded in America
>>403879Fuck you I'm watching both. This is why I have 2 monitors.
>>403926>fake anime lawyerleave him out of this
ENTER KITKAT WRAPPER
>>403981I'm watching both
>>403981don't worry i'm watching gura
is gura getting better at minecraft?
>>403912stop giving him attention and just quietly report them as spam
>>403638man, peko is fucking that dogs shit up
>>403981this is bait
>>403984a meme
>>403908>realwait, this one was not real?
>>403912Not me hehe
Why don't you twitchfags make your own thread?
gura is really good at minecraft
>>403689Carol, did you pick the wrong thread again?
>>403989>tfw we will never have ace attorney kino in hololive
>>403971>Apexew
>>403981They're not antis, they're just the epitome of normalfags. They don't actually enjoy hololive for what it is, just for being a popular thing right now.They'll be gone before next winter.
>>403984Yagoo house
>>403981>non holo stream>literally Pekora getting her ass destroyed by Subaru????????
Pekora has this match in the bag
>>403886
>>404004why dont you suck my cock, dude
>>403946
>>403981I'm watching both but honestly Gura's really boring. It'd be a different story if it was on the official server but at the end of things the world she's on will die anyway.
>>404008GURA IS BORINGB O R I N G
>>404006Imagining these retarded girls trying to figure out what evidence to present would be hilarious
>>403995I did before, nothing's happening
>>404014I am DIAMONDS
Gura die already I need sleep
>>403912Fuck off attention whore faggot, either quit posting yourself or quit giving this fag the attention he craves
>>404004remember when /hlgg/ hated twitchfags? And then Miko did a twitch stream and it all went downhill from there
Don't look...
>>403802no it doesn't.
>>403930>Clicking>More clicking>[Furious typing]>Heavy sighing>Coffee sip>More clicking>Mumbled "God damn it">{Typing with Malicious Intent]
>>404024you're training a spam filter. continue and do not stop.
>Gura surviving 2 hours and countingfaithchads looking better by the minute
>>403957I genuinely wish Mori would have made them lose MC permissions
>>404008Minecraft is boring, not Guraplus i'm watching both streams
>>403994I wouldn't be surprised if she plays better in solo because she isn't being conscious of the server's health and can just do whatever. She hasn't made careless mistakes like she would in the server
i can't believe she's lasted this long
>>404021GURA IS BOINGB O I N G
>>404021Yeah, yeah let the hate flow anon
What's Gura's endgame? just survive?
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imagine not betting on gura making it 3 hours
>>404020You are not a real chumbud. Go back to twitch you retard
>>403638>gura waiting at 2Mkino
>>404030Fuck off numberfag
>>403981im watching both, dont be a faggot the wrestling is entertaining, wish it was on during dead hours tho so i guess youre a little right
>>404020>at the end of things the world she's on will die anyway
>talking about LM now She HATES Minecraft
>>404015I listen to this every single time it's posted and it has barely gotten old
Can we post about the Holofightz stream without it being offtopic
>How do you make a hoe?First you need a girl who grew up in a broken home...
Chumfags seething
>>403930Something about Jenma makes me want to joke her with my cock.
>>404021___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>403981>He can't watch both
So what is the realistic reasoning of our shark not collabing with the JP or ID crowd?
>>403971Gotta admit, that stream was the first time I watched her and she was unexpectedly cute.
>>403886Why not the best of both worlds? I can love cunny AND love tomboys.
>>403981>not watching both
>>403909They all did pretty well today, actually. Especially Miko.
>>403638PEKORA BTFO
>>404035why mori
GURA WITH THE SAVEGURA AND PEKO STAND TOGETHER...actually it doesn't look like Pekora is standing at all.
Man she really liked Luigi's Mansion huh
>>404008Yeah, soon they'll fuck off back to twitch.
Has gura even come close to dying yet?
>>404027This was the first I've heard of him. Is this not the first time he did this?
she's surviving longer than i ever have.
>>403981>antisThis is shitty bait. Do your bait reps retard
the premise of this MC stream is pretty good SC bait desu
>>404022we saw how la noire went
>>404055why not just post in twitch chat?
>>404061She's shy, and she hates how awful the majority of her fans are and how they invade other girl's chats
ENTER GURA
>>404048She... she will help Pekora right?
>>404065I still don't get why Peko got so many dislikes earlier
>>403638Jesus Christ someone stop Korosan she's beating too much ass
>>404035>tfw Mori never touches that shitfeels good to be a pile of bones
>>404021I also had fun watching Gura suffer but when I think back on my favorite moments with Gura it's really more fulfilling to see her succeed like when she got the trident I was so happy for her and I superchatted
>you will never be Gura's pet
>>404034based
>>404061ShynessLanguage barrier
>>403909>mass dislikePain peko
>>404030Uhh... Nutsacki?
>pump hundreds of dollars into superchats for a small chance of a GFEWhy?
>>404063Based
Just here to remind you that Amelia is Gura's sunshine
http://poal.me/6c9z11
>retards in this thread unironically watching a twitch streamer and posting about it???????????????????????????????
>>404101Bored. And I have the money for it.
>>404065Should't Haachama's stream be somewhere there?
>>404076not really, no.
>>404009Not him, but FBK, RBC and Ayame actually made it somewhat enjoyable to watch by playing really badly while having fun
>>404095
>>404035Fuck you.
>>404056>Make a hoe with Holo EN resources>Get 4 hoes and an artist
GURA DIES TO LLAMAS LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>404069how nu?
>Merchant has huge nosewat
>>404065Pizza dad...
>literally using the thread as a twitch chat replacementWhy are you here?
>>404059
>>403886cunny>tomboy
>>404104That's extremely gay anon
>>404089Apex haters.
Gura is a sadist!
>>404091well anon gura was quite literally boring a tunnel and I didn't find that to be very entertaining. the trident thing was fun but she's basically forgotten about it by now. overall I don't care much about minecraft I just turn the audio on in the background.
COMMITTING WAR CRIMES WITH GURA
This fucking kusogaki
>>404101The most I ever superchatted was 20 bucks during Ame's MO Astray to say lol when she kept dying at the cube launcher
>>404030Damn, that is a lot of money.
>>404106UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX
>>404065PekoMiko dominance
>>404120can't believe Gura just trapped a jew in a hole on stream
>>404108We're in /v/t/ after all
>Gura will never trap you in a pit and mock you viciously
Fags, I know we're having fun, but don't use your actual Twitch account especially if it can be tied to your identity. This should go without saying, we have some real schizos in the threads.
>>404129Prove it
>>403957I'm watching Reine's mama build a habitat for Yagoo.Her chat is like 95% english.
>>403957>super cautious MC with the streamer doing their best to avoid funny deathsGee how fun.
>>404108go back to /jp/ with your twitch hating ways, traveler
>>404124>>404125why is she so big
>>404108we have a lot of newfags that are fine with twitch now anon, saddening I know
>>404122Welcome to the chumbud experience
>>404138Aloe please come back love....
>Decided to try Hollow Knights>First boss I encountered is something called Brooding That was hard
Hey friends!What skills do you guys think I need to become a manager for EN gen 2?
>>404108>no fun allowedAre you ogey, retardchama?
tokino
>>404108Welcome to /v/
>>404030Why are numberfags like this?
>>404152there's a large chance your EN oshi came from twitch
>>404058of course it would be a joke she'd laugh at the size
>>404122New how?
>>404145time to add them too the SC list..
>>404065I'm really happy that Nene's redesign seems to have given her one hell of a viewer boost, she absolutely deserves it
>>404122can't post images on twitch
>>404144she just trapped an innocent man and his 2 cute alpacas in a trench and laughed as they begged for mercy
>>404101Most I've done was $50 to Gura and it was a blank supa.
I can't believe Yagoo just slapped Pochi-mama in front of Yagoo!
Gura's house triggers the fuck out of my tism
>en you want to see play Shenmue
>>404158Do you have entertainment industry management experience and speak fluent japanese?
>>404158VaginaMicrosoft Office who knows what else honestly
>>404030damn look at all that money i'm not making...
>>404145>real schizos in the threadsSo anyone who actually likes hololive?
Gura’s empire of dirt
>>404122Go back
>>404031that sounds like an ASMR stream
>>404153Nah i’m watching gura right now, just report them as off topic, easy
>>404152your knee is jerking so hard you just crane kicked the doctor.
>Gura doesn't stream with JP/ID girls>They resent her for this, so they don't want to collab with her>Gura doesn't stream with JP/ID girlsWhat's it going to take to break this cycle? Her and Iofi are perfect energy
>>404065Risu come on
>>404108t. what is having fun
This is good background audio but I don’t know how people can watch this for hours straight
>>404158Do you swallow?
>>404158Some basic level of conversational JapaneseKnowledge on managing events and peopleUse of Excel and Word probably
>>404183>he didn't invest in dogecoin a week agoYour own fault really
>>404158Are you capable of shutting down talent's prospective ideas out of a warped sense of what is proper?
>>404145>There are people ITT who can't do the most basic of opsec reps
>>404178not a big achievement
Pekora is fucking selling this match
>>404181Mori
who's everyone watching on twitch?
>>404180>Vagina>fluent japaneseWell there go my dreams of getting into hololive
>>404001this is a Wagashi set for M200 anon. Someone edited it to be Gura.
>>404166yes, I know, but she does the same thing she does on twitch, she uses twitch lingo?, no.
>>404176the most i have sent her in one SC was $100 and it was one word
guys do you think gura will beat the dragon?
Tick Tock? Is the Haato/Haachama schizo really getting that much attention?
>>404215We watch nyanners here
>>404175Uhhh based
Why is the game/stream not playing Hololive themes instead
>>404195>What's it going to take to break this cycle?Kiara organizing one
Holy shit Shuba is brutal
>Kiara mention>No Ame mention at allSametori won...
Pochi's EOP chat is very well-behaved now, it was pretty bad a couple weeks ago.
>>404195Gura doesn't care about Hololive and she doesn't have to
Gura really has improved a lot at Minecraft.
these are some dark times for /hlgg/
>>404152>newSpeak for yourself newfag
>>404200MC streams are usually substantial but this one isn't too great since she's not talking much (MC are basically zatsudans) nor is she doing anything permanent. If she did this on the shared server it'd be much more interesting since at least it'd also lead to actual progress.
GO GURA GO! Teach that duck a lesson!
>>404222NopeI expect her to die randomly by creeper one night
thats a penis
>>404221you are almost a chad, anon. ALMOST a chad
JESAS SHUBA you dont need to kill gura
>>404145After what I saw some of you fucks dig up I doubled down on opsec
>>404158SUMIF, VLOOKUP, CONCATENATE,
>>404197Risu please leech off EN
>>404089She stream overlap with apex chubaas tournament host, mogged him and parodied the tournament name.
>>404149Enjoy your deer tranny.
>>404232Has she mentioned feet?
>korone just moonwalking in the corner
>>404195If you don't think Gura knows exactly how cancerous her fanbase is, and the shitstorm that happened last time Loafy and her played something together, you'll know why that's not going to happen any time soon.
>>404108We should be doing this during dead hours. Apart from that, go fuck yourself.
>>404222She won't get past the Nether phase
>>404220nobody is using ""twitch lingo"" here
PEKO'S NOT OGEY
>>404157Don't worry that's the only hard thing for quite a while
Why is Pekora such a jobber?
>>404217you can always be a homo and suck Yagoo's dick
>>403638Bros...
DON'T FUCK WITH THE DUCK
Gura you fucking lazy shark save Peko
>>404238>improvedyou mean stopped pretending?
Pain Peko
PEKORA YOU FUCKING JOBBER
SHUBAGOD
The bookshelves... onegai...
BIRDS ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE
>>404234Her english is better than all of HoloJP except Coco/Haachama
>>404261>shitstormYou mean iofi replying to chinks?
>twitch postingJesas, can we just go back to our discord bros?
>>404220Gura has used twitch lingo a few times
>>404253why do you need Excel for this stuff? I use Excel to manage databases with thousands of entries but Hololive has less than a hundred members; like what would they even do with it
I approve of this Holo-wrastling. Should be a fun thing to watch during dead hours
>>404234annoying retards get bored quickly and move on to something else
>>404242Fucking bullshit. Peko carried that shit. Gura fucking jobbed
someone make the hololives in mugen
EAT SHIT NUTSACKIS
KNEEL
STR >>>>>>>>> DEX
Gura sleeps in stranger's beds
is there some good reason that the popout chat has no SC button?
>>404195My rrat is that she felt so bad after the Among Us collab she doesn't want to show herself like that to the other holos.
>>403638i want the holos to play this anyone brave enough to link an archive of this to them?
>>404292she said 4head in the stream today>b-but she was reading a commentshe didn't have to read it
Pekora didn't do shit that match Jesus Christ she made Gura carry the whole time
Didn't Pekora once beat Korone in a fighting game or is my brain making things up again?
This is real fucken pathetic, you faggots need to go back.
gura....
>>404220Yes?
This is fun but next time do it when there's no stream going on.
Ame...Coco...
Are villagers supposed to be a jew reference? Obviously the official reason is that its just a coincidence, but considering notch created minecraft...
>>404311Her and I are not strangers
>baitedSHE'S HERE
>>404306pay me and i will do it
not ogey
aaaahhhhgggghhgosling again
>>404308I KNEEL
>/asp/ faggotry in my /hlgg/please fuck off to another thread
>>403891anon I don't know how to tell you this, but the roommates are roasties.
>>404288since vtubing is a hobby for her I'm pretty sure she has way more free time to do her english reps vs. the average holojp
>>404223Full schizo storyline + porn review
>>404328God I really hope A-chan does a 1M stream
>>404333alright here's your payment*cums on your face*
I just want you niggers to know that you have no right to complain about YT chat being low-quality twitch spam after today
>>404328GO HAATO GO!
>>404319she did, it was that old school karate kicking Judo throwing game
>>404311Yeah mine
>>404319You are just out of meds bro
RATE THE FIGHT
>>404328TICK TOCK SHITMELIA
>>404328GO AME GO
>>404328>>404223GO HAATO GO
>>404220why are you so dumb?
>Peckor didn't win onceKek, anything to say nutsacks?
>>404122Like how you chumbuds use the thread as a youtube chat replacement?
RATE THE STREAM
>>404204I'll be as lenient as Haachama's manager for innovation's sake.>>404201my pride? all the time.>>404199just need the japanese part...and the managing experience...
>>404329>huge noses>defended by a golem>rip you off for ridiculous emerald prices for tradesWhat do you think anon
>>404328huh, ame is actually slowing down the closer she gets to 1 mil
>>404354Got bored halfway through and watching Gura now/10
>>404328GO HAATO GO GO
>>404354Pekora jobbed/10
>>404328TICK TOCK AMELIA SHARTSON
>>404362Gura died, then the stream ended. Fit the title.
>>404349I would take fags posting about some garbage off topic shit than the literal children posting in YT chat any day
>>404362birds/superior race
>>404362Shuba needs a nerf.
>>404328>haatochama on track to get 1M on Valentine's Dayhow deep do her plans go
>>404362Having Pekora on your team is a debuff/10
>>404349No one cares
1M milestone when?
>>404362WAS FUN AND MADE JOYLESS DOGFUCKERS SEETHE/10
>>404328GO AME GO!!!!!!
>>404354Brutal/10Shuba's a fucking monster.
>>404343>Way more time>Is a mangaka and doujin artist
One day I'll feel like Gura's stream is incredible then the next stream is horrendous. It's unbelievable how inconsistent she is for me.
>>404354>>404362>>404310 being tiny and fast will not make win a fight
>>404361>>404153Retard samefag.
>Faggot wasn't getting enough (You)s by cuckposting>Resorts to screaming about Twitch instead
>>404383oppai
>>404362MOGGED/10
>>403758its like watching historical events in fast-forward, this is how culture is spread and distorted in real life
>>404345Me too friend.
>>404328Chammers coming in for the pass right before the finish line
>>404329Unironically yes. They are Jewish
>>404298I don't know but keep on learning!!
>>404383in 2023
>>404354>>404362Jobkora/10
>>404362fun/10
>>404298>I use Excel to manage databasesjesus fucking christ you're giving me a cold sweat
>>404369Saving my sub until she hits 1m for the boost.
>>404383tomorrow
>>404328Imagine not wishing for both Sisters to make it to 1M together.
>>404381What? She can get it tomorrow if she wants. Endurance stream will get her there in ~2 hours.
>>404362peko is a jobber/10
>>404362Pekora needs to do her reps if she plans on going against the SHUBA
>>404362Fun as fuck/10 we gotta start doing these for deadhours
>>404383Never
>>404389Calling this stream "horrendous" is a bit of an exaggeration, it's just kinda boring.
>>404383she will skyrocket after the gura collab
>>404361Anyone is welcome to do that for an ongoing holo stream. Stop seething about not getting your gay eceleb board and take your shit elsewhere
>>404349Wrong. Continue to eat shit, faggot.
>>404381>Akai Haato = red heart>valentines day is basically themed with red heartsthis fucking genius
This is a new low even for your. Fuck off already
Pekora is dragging down Gura, this is bullshit. THIS IS WHY SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COLLAB WITH JP!
>>404328>2kUh not to concernfag but aren't these garbage numbers for Ame? Even when she took most of the week off months ago she didn't dip down to 2k.
>>404319Jesus christ, anon, that was thousands of years ago. You're supposed to be a newfag if you're posting in this thread.
>>404354pegor you damn jobber/10should have chimkin for maximum kino
>>404393>they still are hardly getting any (you)sOh I’m laffin
>>404392All me.
>>404349>Stop having funIt'd be one thing to whine about off-topic but this was something quick and entertaining people liked.
>>404362SHUBA/10
gura is smart and cute and good at minecraft
>>404328Haato has been putting all her cards on the table this last week. She even whored herself out today. 1m will be well deserved.
>>404362Made/hlgg/ seethe/10
>>404362It's lonely at the top/10
>>404223>>404328THEY ARE SISTERS
>>404362kino deadhours material / pekora is a jobber
>>404328>Coco will get beaten to 1M by fucking Hololive Official
Gura is the 2nd best at minecraft
>>404434sauce me, what'd the rabbit do?
>>404362SHUBA SHUBA/10
>>404349It's the same people. They won't admit it but they're one of a kind
>>404444Blessed quads
>>404343She streams more than some of the holos at this point, and also is still a mangaka.
Jannies lick my nutsack
You offtopic twitch niggers know you can just make a thread on this board right? You don't have to shit up the general.
>>404434Lore-wise who would win between Gura and Pekora? They're both small and pretty frail.
>>404425>Calling this stream "horrendous" is a bit of an exaggeration, it's just kinda boring.This is true. I have a hard time focusing so when something is boring it's actually painful for me. I leave it on anyway though.
>>403775>>404029>>403802it's actually really weird, "hong shu" is the noise she makes and it's an onomatopoeia for sleeping in at least Chinese (or maybe it's just my family? not sure) but I can't find anything through google, and I don't know if it's the case in Japanese and other Asian countries, and I definitely have no clue how Gura picked it upCan someone help explain?
Predictions for Haatochama's 1M celebration? It will definitely be more extreme than anything we've seen so far. I'm guessing she'll have a manager use the other Model so it'll actually look like two people for one
Reminder that the only people shitting up the thread right now can only be not chumbuddies.
>>404456she jobbed and it costed us the mach
>>404362perfect for dead hours/10please allow for lower quality options
>>404393Just dont complain about twitch anymore after this okay?
>>404426>gura collabDYRBI
>>404349Learn to have fun faggot
Sex with Amelia Watson while brother Watson is forced to watch
>>404389Gura minecraft is boring but pulls in a ton of viewers. Gura's energy levels can be inconsistent but the game is the most important part. Both Luigis Mansion streams were excellent because Gura and the game's energies meshed well.
Instant replay from the end if you missed it.https://streamable.com/4x861j
>>404465there's literally already a thread for this
>>404441Do it in a different thread nigger. You don't overwhelm a thread with board divegrass unless it's dead hours
>>404408> His org's data management doesn't involve physically transferring a 30GB excel file between computers on a flash drive when needed
>>404456Fuck off retard, how are you so clueless that you don't even realize what is happening in a single thread with barely any posts
>>404453I feel like she'll just come up with some crazy plan to incline to 1M like Haachama did
>>404389>horrendousIt's not a bad stream, it's just kind of...bland?
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS SO I CAN COOMBIE
Can't wait for Luna's debut into the real entertainment industry, with her valet.
>>404354Kino/10
>>404468>gura>frailIn lore she could snap you like a twig, she can walk around at the bottom of the ocean floor.
>>404444checked and based
>>404389For me all Gura's streams have baseline entertainment value and I never miss them regardless. They vary from nice and comfy like this one to amazing like her cooking ASMR and karaoke. Don't recall a single bad stream from her.
>>403638I also planned this but I haven't finish with the rosterhere is my initial booking plans>Kiara vs Moona (interference from Pekora, Mori will help Kiara leading on Takamori vs Pekomoona tag team)>Gura vs jobber (the other shark)>Championship tournament bracket (Ame, Korone, Aqua, Ina, Marine, Coco, Haachama, Polka>Gura will win after stealing spot from Aqua>Aqua will form the Akukin faction with Marine and Mio to fight Gura, Gura will form the Trinity>Ame and Ina form tag team and fight Mio and Marine for the tag team champion
>>404471I know what it means and this post made me realize I have no idea how I know about it to begin with
>>404483
>>404416woosh. this nigga gets it >>404431
>>404468>Farming american vs hikki nips
>>404468sharknado vs beast of caer bannog
>>404493we use postgres you fucking mongoloid
>>404473Stage a fight between Haato and Haachama at the peak of the Tower of Babel while it burns down
>>404476Right this is /ameg/ it all makes sense now
>>404496I've had the stream open and I forgot I had the stream open
>muh genuine criticism>muh twitch chat >muh yesmen is there other newfag buzzwords I'm missing?
>>404483gross and weird postgo away
>>404473that is fucking stupid as fuck. I want this.....maybe get watame/coco to help her out...
>>404473Selfcest to the extreme
>>404502me on the right
>>404479We complained?
>>404468She can withstand the pressure of the abyss, Pekora cracks if you just say "sorry we can't do that for you".
>>404481Gura just said she wants to collab with her yesterday, it will probably happen.
LETS GOOOOO
>>404465They already have a thread, they're just wanting to shit up the place.
>>404495>She does an Asacoco 1.0 endurance stream
>>404453No she won't, Hololive Official can't do a sub beggin stream. Watch her do a "sing till 1 million" and rake in more money than you've ever seen in one place.
>>404481gura says she wants to collab with anya.i'm gonna bet that either anya or marine will be gura's first non-EN collab.
>>404465>>404462We do have some kind of raid here kek
>>404483Sex with them both at the same time!
>>403673>>403675ITS THE SIMS GUY
>>404506Based and same.
>>404506Correct>>404389I guess we need to have some retards.
>>404500...based?
>>404510>woosh
>>404507>Kiara vs Moona (interference from Pekora, Mori will help Kiara leading on Takamori vs Pekomoona tag team)holy kino
>>404525that would be amazing if it ended with haachama and haato fucking
>>404483More like Amelia having sex with her brother while I get to watch
>>404362Gura BTFO
>>404078He came here like 2 threads ago namefagging.
>>404483>implying he wouldn't cave your face in
>>404539Through cunny, unity
new to /vt/, why is gura so ahead with subscribers?
>>404484Luigi's Mansion was made even better by the fact that Gura seemed to genuinely have a ton of fun with that game. Her Minecraft streams often feel like she's just playing it because it's an easy way to have a three-five hour stream and exert no brain power. Or just for zatsudan practice, however I feel like her zatsudan outside of Minecraft is somehow better ironically.
are you man enough to fuck BIG PP GURA?
>>404507based
>>404435I mean , Ina and Kiara are always at 2K most of the time, just means she's getting about the same as them finally.
>>404468Lore wise? Gura came from under the sea and has an actual weapon, we know that much.Pekora is a bunny girl. That's about it.Real life? Fit farmer shark could beat the jap hikki like a drum.
>>404507is there a way for other people to help you with this stuff? there's that wrestling thread in case they can
>>404468>Gura>FrailShe's on par with Aquaman at best
>>404506Maneater was pretty terrible except for the part where it birthed the barracuda meme and a few other short bits. It's been almost entirely uphill ever since then though.
>>404508alright this is really bothering me, i'm gonna go ask around and see if I can figure it out
Excel is the backbone of the financial industry...
gura set up a "stream ends after x" gag, on a game that people so constantly tell her she's bad at to the point that it gave her an inferiority complex, and she's been streaming for 2½ hours.
Post Holo's not fitting in there clothesinb4: that's azure lane retard
>>404158Just look up the Cover manager job listing.
Is there a possibility that it's Enma herself who's been Enma hornyposting?
>Gura schedules Hardcore Minecraft>Doubters expect her to die within 10 minutes>She doesn't>Survives for one hour, then two hours>By the fifth hour, people expect her to suicide to end the stream>She doesn't>Hardcore Minecraft surpasses Mori's endurance stream as the longest HoloEN stream>An hour becomes a day, Gura continues streaming Minecraft with occasional nap breaks, seemingly incapable of dying>Gura releases her new schedule, it's all Minecraft Hardcore>Within a week, Gura's hardcore world becomes more technologically advanced than the HoloEN server>The stream continues for two more months, attracting a massive amount of viewers over its runtime and becoming an internet sensation. The stream achieves over 100K concurrent viewers as she defeats the Ender Dragon
>>404468a literal shark vs a literal bunnygee i don't know anon
>>404506Yep I love comfy streams like this. It's really comfy but combined with the excitement of hardcore. And Gura is as entertaining and cute as ever. I'd be happy with this being a recurring series.
>>404574Ina and Kiara are generally 3-4k with 2k only being during extended breaks (>1 days off).
>>404349And what incredibly high-quality discussion are you having in the thread?Shit's quiet, no big yabs recently, the only live EN is Gura just fucking around.That was the highest quality OC I've seen in a while, how else were they supposed to share it with the thread?
>>404569go back chumredditor
>>404567she doesn't deserve itshe didn't work for itshe got lucky
>>404567Nobody really knows
>>404567Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her laugh, her singing, her sweet personality, her gaming skills, and her Youtube savvy.
>>404567she excels at zatsudan
What are you guys drinking?
>>404510holy SHIT go back to r*ddit you nigger
>>404589It's Ina
>>404569Go back
>>404592Do you rike the master plan?
>>404576How does someone who's been on a farm ask if you can milk a male cow?
>>404537I fucking wish
>>404468I just saw her flip giga shuba, that bitch has a David complex, she would break Peko in 2
>>404328People actually give a shit about 1 mil? They're literally all fighting for 8th 9th and 10th place.
>>404608Fiji water.
>>404561he's been doing this since yesterday
>>404567Cute. English. Dumb. Meme. The comedic perfection between her premiere tweet and her debut stream are Kaufman-esque.
>>404592Jesas..
>>404468>Lore-wiseGura>irlGura
>>404608COMET NOTHE SHELLFISH
>>404585>gura set up a "stream ends after x" gagI thought the whole point of this gag was to be funny but she showed up dead serious. When you put it that way maybe she wanted to prove she was good at Minecraft.
>>404597No they're not. Look at their monthly subs compared to Ame. They have more 2K days than 3K these days.
>>404608Nothing
>>404592BELIEVE IN THE PLAN
>>404608Water
>>404608cheap red wine
>>404483dude would probably beat the shit out of you
>>404592I won't miss a second.
>>404567gura cute gura
>>404592If it takes this brrat 2+ months to kill the ender dragon, I'll drop my T3.
>>404542holy fuck, you're right
>>404592based alternate timeline
>>404616Farming is extremely industrialized, anon. Dairy farms don't grow cops and produce farms don't keep livestock.
>>404608water
>>404623Fucking why? That shit deserves a permaban.
>>404586>that's azure lane retard
>>404578I didn't know there was separate thread since I am just sticking here and just waiting for that Towa post for news on the outside
>>404615I FUCKING KNEEL
>>404604You're not giving her enough credit. :^)
>>404592Gooruh is in control
>>404602>>404604based, haven't seen this for a while
>>404645kek
>>404507God damn I want to see this. I hope someone reminds me because I never use twitch.
Anon who never played minecraft here. How hard is "Hardcore" minecraft? It really doesn't look hard, like at all
>>404608beer and whiskey
>>404592i trust the plan
Gura is gonna die
>>404610never been, bitch
>>404567The blessing of the algorithm.
>>404645KEK
>>404621Mori being 7th? to 1 mil was a big deal so why not the 8h, 9h and 10th? its still a big accomplishment for anyone not name Gura
>>404567Cutest, funniest, weirdest, most mysterious, best singer, best rhythm gamer, one of the best designs, girliest, brattiest, blessed by the algorithm.
Later virgins, Pochi is going to draw me a wife
>>404483You wouldn't last 10 seconds doing that in front of him
>>404567passive spiritual ability, i'm still trying to work out what she's aligned with but once i can figure it out i'll finally be able to astral project into her dreams and steal the source of it to bolster my own numbers.
>>404468In my head canon, Gura kill Death, that why she have unusual long lifespan if not outright immortal.
>>404615
>>404567pewdiepie effect
>>404585Is Gura a prideful person or a perfectionist?>played muse dash to flex on people saying she isn’t good at anything>practices karaokes and prepares intensely to ensure it’ll be good>plays MC hardcore 100% serious, as if to prove she is good at Minecraft now
>>404592it would be so fucking funny if she died right after this post
>>404158NO MALES
>>404608Apple juice.
>>404567She know how youtube works, since she is already a popular channel before
>>404608cola
"I can't be your wife but I can draw you a wife" is still the best rejection a vtuber has ever given.But not as good as Nene literally marrying anyone who asks
>>404674>wooshNo, fuck off.
>>404616By being on a vegetable farm, dummy.
>>404668It's hard if you don't know what you're doing. Otherwise it's not.
>>404616She was asking in the terms of Minecraft. She was going to explain to chat about the mechanics of milking, but the kids all started crying "lewd, lewd lewd"
>>404567
>>404568I can't remember a single solo Gura MC stream that was actually fun, but for some reason I keep watching them. I agree with you on all points, her Luigi's Mansion streams were absolute gold.
>>404608Whole Milk
>>404688she's a perfectionist. it fits her procrastination patterns too.
>>404688>plays rhythm gamesperfectionist
>>404688I think she's just afraid to disappoint people.
>>404608my own cum, how about you?
>>404650no, that is just very mean and rude. I'm being good now, sorry, I didn't realise I was being bad
>>404686Did you make this? Kek
>>404683Damascus you are such a card
>more diamonds
>>404507It's a shame there won't be cutscenes, would elevate it from kino to unfathomably kino. Do ask for assistance in the wrestling thread as another anon said, you won't lose anything for asking.
She doesn't understand the danger or ravines. She's done for.
When is this stream ending
>>404668it's not hard, there's just a lot of ways shit can go wrong really fast and once you die it deletes the world
>>404608Water, but I'm gonna go make coffee now
>>404700Ya kill yourself nigger
>>404674
>>404668You die once, its over. You cant respawn or anything
>>404688she's going for the Suisei route
>>404688Both, thats why she had crippling anxiety now
>>404435She just hasn't done a serious stream in a few daysHer most recent stream before a 2-day break was an SC reading
>>404723never
>>404612i believe it. Ina revels in the fact that enma has to read these threads and is confronted with constant enma hornyposting
>>404683Damascus did you fuse with the peko poster who used (i think) sleeping pills to make a peckers tulpa.
>>404158Probably actual job experience dealing with organizing people
MORE DIAMONDS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ame just doesn't care about rushing to 1M sub>haachama really tries to rush to 1M with her gimmick streamsNow I see. Asians really like numbers, huh. And I thought only Peko and Watame do that.
>It's already 2 hoursWHAT THE FUCK
Kinda nuts to me that even Okayu is gonna hit 1M this year.
>>403647>>403661>>403728>>403845>>404034>>404434>>404468>>404476>>404506>>404595
>>404700stay assblasted faggot
>>404716I saw you samefagging, retard. Kill yourself.
This erogaki has made more progress in HC Mindcrack than on the EN server.
>>404712Holy shit. I just realized this applies to me and I love rhythm games too...what the fuck, get out of my head nigger
>>4047232 or 3 more hours
>she made more progress in one stream than one month in the EN server
>>404507I don't really want to see tranny shark or non-holos before we get all the holo members in.It would be funny to see a Divas division consisting of the homostars
I doubted and thought she would die at 5 minutes... at this rate we'll reach 3 hours.
>>404688She's openly discussed how much of a perfectionist she is.
>>404659Cute gif. Imagine...
>>404743It honestly felt longer than that
>>404668more monsters, higher damage, hunger can kill you instead of bringing you to 1 hp, zombies can smash wooden doors, and creatures capable of spawning with gear do so more often.you also only have 1 life and cannot respawn.
>>404723what part of "until I d i e" don't you get?
>>404567Gura is literally perfect. She is the cutest and funniest Hololive member, while being incredibly humble and down to earth. She also has the most beautiful voice ever crafted by god, and her singing is pretty exceptional. She is also really good at streaming, just in general, while also being sweet and genuine with her fans.
>>404719At this rate her server will be more advanced than EN server...
>>404716Anons just report this fag and move on
Is ame gonna be the first holo to hit a mil and basically have playboard show 0 subs every day? Right now Mori and Marine have 10k some days and 0 on the days that they don't hit 10k. On the other hand ame is getting like 2k now. Will the algorithm boost her to getting 10k subs per day
>>404722CEO please comeback...
If you were in Hololive and close to 1 million, would you go full schizo and pull out all the stops, including endurance stream, or be passive and let the algorithm slowly get you to there?
>>404765
>>404723It's gonna be nine hours long.
>>404737>peckers tulpa
>>404754>>404712have you ever once been genuinely content to clear a song without a full combo? be honest.
>>404742Kiara isn't Asian though?
>>404507You're taking me back to 2006 when I would watch wrasslin with the boys at a smoky bar. Godspeed wreslteanon.
fuck i think i forgot to post this last threadi'm so sorry /hlgg/ i let you down.please state your thoughts on this image.
>>404688She wants us to know that she is not actually an incompetent idiot, because we are becoming important to her.
>>404592I really want this to be real now. Imagine how epic this saga would become. Imagine the insane posting in the threads during close calls when she's like 1 heart away from death.
>>404749This bratt is in control
>>404743GURA STRONG
>>404683Gura’s subconscious is insanely powerful, it manipulates reality without even Gura noticing by using the law of attraction. Therefore, things always work out for her
>>404772I'd graduate
>>404779I wish she didn't have an annoying voice or did that weird spit-sucking noise into the mic.
guys I think Gura is better at Minecraft than me
>>404567very clippable, the algorythm carried her miles.
>>404775Anon prob OD'd on adderal.
>>403758we have archives toothis is why even when time machines are developed the past will be forgotten anyway
>>404770You don't understand how incremental subs work after 1M. It shows 10K every 10K milestone. so if it she gets 2K per day, every 5 days it'll show 10K.
>>404779Thank you for reminding me to do my yeb reps.
>>404779it's an upgrade
Kit Kats are okay, but they're not all that.
>>404777she have jap name retard>Kiara Takanashidoesn't sounds like a western name like Amelia Watson
>>404780where did you find picture of me!?
>>404776I'm glad when I can get through a song but I don't feel like I've "beat" it if I can't get a full combo. I have to get a FC more than once too because if I don't I'll think it was a fluke.
>>404779Made for delayed headpats.
AME MENTION
>>404765based
AME MENTIONED
The ojisans are going to raid gura's house!
Ame mention
>>404765This level of simp is off the charts. You do know that everything about her is made up right?
peesa kit-kat
peesa kitka
>AME MENTIONAME MENTION>AME MENTIONAME MENTION>AME MENTIONAME MENTION
>>404645Coco and kanata in the back
>>404772What is mean schizo? I would make interesting streams with a evil twin and when hit 1 million delete my channel!! It's fun!!
>>404797hehe yeb
AMELIA AND KITKAT MENTION
>>404776No way dude, I just end up replaying before I finish the song, when I first got into rhythm games I played hundreds of hours in a month
peesa
Ame was the architect poster all along?!?!
am I watching a Kit-Kat ad?
Gura is so in love with Amelia
kit kat addiction intervention
>10 pesa kitkatGura you slob
>>404790>Ame is brosnan afterall
SHE'S HERE
>>404801*Kiara Nakadashi
https://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm
>>404805Its about time.
Peesaposting's back on the menu boys!
Ame's kitkats!
KitKat isn't that good honestly
There's the Ame mention, fucking finally
peesa kitkat mention
PEESA KITKAT
I want a kitkat now
>>404790i love her >>404779i HATE HER
>>404777She's a turboweeb, of course she's gonna number.
Architects WW@?
>>404699Who was that? Ina, Pochi?
how we holding up, teamates?
>strange cravingsSHE'S PREGNANT
Wait I had her stream on low because I was watching porn. What did Gura say about Ame?
>>404772The first one is more entertaining to the viewers. Something anti-numberfags don't seem to realise.
>>404843no have a peesa carrot instead
left or right Kit Kat hlgg
>>404776I think there's a selection bias though. The only people who play rythm games more than once are the type who aim for a full combo. You can clear a song very fast so the real fun part that actually adds playtime is going for the harder goals. Its kind of like how with shmups I don't think I've seen anyone who actually plays them(and doesn't just collect them) be satisfied with using continues.
>>404812what?
all that kitkat is going straight to her thighs
>>404852Tits too big.
https://poal.me/y6qd81
>>404769I'm not doing anything wrong ANYMROE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIDOTI am sorry
TWOAND A HALFHOURS
*blocks your path*
>>404801Sounds french to me
>>404851She blames Ame's constant kitkat mentions for making her crave them.
>>404851Ame got her addicted to kitkats
>>404765Based.>>404812Go back newfag.
>>404779And prayer
>>404835https://streamable.com/2vys6r
>>404835fuck, i miss ame's old mic
>>404852she said watch the vod later retard
>>404852those tats are pretty fat for Rushia
>>404867Are you all kneeling yet?
>>404851She tonguefucked her asshole and it tasted like KitKats.
has she mentioned toes or feet yet?
>I cant keep my head down for this longUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>404742>Haachama puts out kino content>gets a shit ton of subs because of it>Ame put out generic content >gets a pedantic amount of subs becauseStrange cope
>>404851She said they FUCK every night.
>>404868I'm sorry, I'll get out of your way.
>>404812>simpFuck off and go back to where you came from
>>404846Pochi
>>404873But Ame hasn't mentioned it for a long while?
>>404860that's twix you rat fuck
>>404846Pochi.
guys,my dog is sitting me behind meshe is sleeping :)
>>404859exactly. which i think was the other anon's original point: the mere fact she's a rhythm gamer is prima facie evidence she's a perfectionist.
>>404872you have the stupid XD
>>404586I want SPAS to smother me with her tits
Fuck kit Kats twix is better
>>404883Always, my knees already in bedrock
>Ame's peesa kitkat lives rent free in Gura's mind
>>404796Ahhh, ok that makes way more sense. I was confused how the algorithm could boost mori so much
>>404765i'm glad you're able to stay infatuated with her anon.
>>404835simpler times...
>>404812Go back
SHE'S GOING TO THE NETHER LADS
>>404888
>>404868*twist your wrist*
>>404849Ame posted her ambitious schedule at a reasonable hour, I'm doing pretty ogey.
>>404886I'd be extremely weirded out if I ate ass and it didn't taste like ass. That like, defeats the whole purpose.
>>404867SHE IS TOO POWERFUL
>>404894They talk offline obviously.
>she's ending it at 3 hoursAhahahaha
>>404765>sweet and genuine with her fansYou mean she pretends to do this to make money
>>404779I have to get this out of my chest, I HATE THIS BITCH
>>404899take a pic and post it
>>404913wanna make a bet?
>>404899Your dog is sitting you behind yourself?Literally, figuratively, practically, HOW?
https://poal.me/xi3ld3
>good at minecraftHow can one even be good at this game? I figured being good meant you're like Haato and can build amazing structures.
Soon my spell will come to fruition. Of course, it won't do anything. Gura should be fine. Maybe.
>>404868*headkick
Ame is a bad influence on Gura. She's given Gura a crippling kitkat addiction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUDUe6Wyoo0Are you ready?
>>404890What's the motivation behind making those 'kino' content though?
>>404567Gura is smart and cool.>>404683Based /x/
>>404765I've noticed that your posts have been improving in quality, anon, but I think this is your first perfect one.
>>404923This is true!
>>404899YOU JUST KNOW
>>404483This but sex with brother Watson while Ame is forced to watch
>>404923Offline? They send letters back and forth?
>>404921What does ass tasted like?
>>404883nah I'm between a set of squats
>>404835https://files.catbox.moe/rnp8bn.webm
>>404868>parry this you retarded princess
>>404158Everyone has been answering what Cover seeks in a manager candidate. This is what I as a viewer would like.>A pussy.>Tech competence>Some Legal knowledge>N1 Japanese>Not an autist
>Gura making more progress than she's ever made on the main server
>>404887She mispronounced Axolotls as Axolotoes
>>404950Based and fagpilled
>>404951Smoke signals
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6My2A_Czqdo>She has such a beautiful pronunciation, but she can't speak Japanese, which is also cute...I bet she'd be even cuter if she could speak Japanese...
>>404950>forcedShe'll probably enjoy it
we had the ame mention, but have we had a foot mention?
>>404950based and homopilled
>>404909how new?
>>404946
>>404950no way that's gross!
>>404925If she cared about money she would do superchat readings all the time
>>404953funnily enough it tastes like ass
>>4049243 HOUR CHADS WHERE YOU AT??also the percentage for 3 hr was lower before the stream so I guess some doubters switched their votes (5 min was at 48% before Gura streamed)
>>404951Off-stream, bitch, you know what I mean.
>>404608onions milk
>>404953Tastes like whatever the girl used for bodywash. Mmmm vanilla roses.
>>404934you can be good at parkour, at building, redstone contraptions, music making, speedrunning. there's plenty of ways to be good at Minecraft
>>404950>forced>implying she didn't orchestrate it
>>404942Not yet. I'm watching her mama waste her iron by accidentally crafting a ton of helmets.
>>404852Cute shorts
>>404970if she didn't care about money she wouldn't be in hololive
>>404592This would be amazing.
>>404515That is what will happen. However the plot twist is that it will be like the Snake vs Liquid Ocelot fight for the first minute or two...Then it will become the final fight from Mother 3"Haachama you must be so exhausted..".
>>404899cute :)
>>404868makes me wonder what they'll do for the EN girls
>>404946I want to play with her mouth too
>>404925This >>404970
Please consider:
I don't see why teamates have to be frustrated with Haachama getting 1M first. Isn't it good to see Ame chilling like Okayuu?
>>404779Annoying menhera. I don't want her to graduate, but I think EN would've be much better with someone other than her
>>404930I am preemptively grudgeposting.
>>404158Probably experience at a prior talent management agency.
>>404777Germans can be autistic too
>>404483Brother Watson taking turns fucking me and Amelia
>>404608a mix of assam and darjeeling tea leaves to imitate this nice canned royal milk tea flavor I found, and sweetened with honey and milk
>Ina made no comments nor liked anything related to EndwalkerI'm so disappointed.... Ina....
>>404950uhh BASED
Is she playing on Peaceful difficulty?
>>404974shameful behavior. i will leave my vote at one hour and send an apologetic SC at three hours.
>>404924To be fair, even she didn't believe she would make it this far.>It becomes an ongoing series to satiate her ADD Adventures in the gameHonestly wouldn't be too bad an outcome at this rate
>>404868*unzips dick*
>>404983>The only reason to join Hololive is money>When Ina exists
>>404592> 100k ccThat why you lose, pekora, you need to dream B E E G.
>>404950that’s what you’d like to think omega
>>404977w-wouldn't it just taste like soap then?do you use flavored soap?
>>404983>Who is Ninomae Ina'nisRetard
>>4049743hr had the least votes by a pretty big margin at the start of the stream. I'm glad Gura put the doubters in their place.
>>404974Right her brother
>>404996Generic tsundere mean face looks retarded on Gura, she's a cheeky brrat not an uptight bitch.
>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwwxmhsgWk>Kiara 1hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_MypFO91fY>Reine 1hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUDUe6Wyoo0Pochihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ7YqMV7ceI
>>404934When someone says they're good at Minecraft they're talking about the ability to apply MC's shitty game physics to do what you want to do. Knowing the mechanics to just not die is step 1.So basically Haato is good at Minecraft. Gura is barely learning how not to die.
>>405008hardcore is in the hardest difficulty
>>404958hi Enma
>>404950she would genuinely love it
>>405002>Germans can be autistic too>now
>>404996
>>404997Who's frustrated?
>>404974based
>>404943To entertain an audience, anti-numberfags seem to forget that holos are in fact entertainers
>>404974Based 19%
What's different between Hardcore and Survival?
>>404608Ina's piss
>>405005She mentioned in gesture drawing that she might return, but not as hardcore as she was.Also that she doesn't know what to even do if she was going to stream XIV.
>>405036the baitposters I guess.
>>404997>I don't see why teamates have to be frustrated with Haachama getting 1M first.?????????????????????????
>>404974should have >4 hours options
>>404950Now we're talkin'!
>>404925Just because you're an autist who cannot tell the difference between someone being genuine and acting, and therefore assume everyone is always lying and out to get you because you're also a schizo, doesn't mean everyone is like that buddy.
>>404999Kano a cute
>>404990Will the EN girls speak poor Japanese or subbed English?
>>404959the other girls are unironically holding her back.
>>405025pochi mama is so fucking cute...
>>404868
>>405025>1 hrit's inevitable
>>404974OG 3 hour believer
>>405008Hardcore Mode is perma-locked into hard mode and there's nothing you can do to change that other than changing your game mode to survival which cheats are also disabled by default
onyankopon
>>405040Survival is a game mode not a game difficulty.
>>404986Oh god oh fuckdon't do this to me
>>405040you don't respawn duh
>>404974>tfw 1hrI kneel Gura, I'll cook whatever you want for breakfast tomorrow
>>404974>>399962
has she entered the nether yet? its not that hard to survive in the overworld is you are really careful
>>404950She has definitely fantasized about this before. Life must be hard when your sister is a perverted fujo
>>405040Can't respawn in Hardcore, once you die your world is gone
>>405048Kano a cute
>>404959To be fair, her self-imposed task of building Atlantis is absurd for a beginner, especially since the Drowned are cunts. She needs the raw materials (EN doesn't have a material server) and the gear to survive (she needs to go digging for alot of diamonds).Her house is already ambitious enough for survival with no gear, not using guides (apparently).
>>405040Hardcore locks your difficulty at Hard instead of normal, easy, or peaceful. Hardcore is also a single life. Main difference from hard and normal is mobs do more damage and can break some doors down
does anyone have an ame mention compilation?
>>404997Timeline hoppers fuck off
>>405043I'd really really enjoy watching her do MSQ and seeing her reaction to stuff...
>>404974i didn't know there was a poll wtf
>>405069
>>404974Never doubted. Not a single time.
>>405017Girls do. Jesas anon, how much of a no contact basement dweller are you? They have entire industries based around selling girls cute smelling soaps and body washes and moisturizers and lotions and bath bombs and glitter shower gel and shit.
>>404997Teamates dont care
>>405061BASED
>>405023Behhhhh
>>405012>>405019Ina would not do this for free and you're deluded if you think otherwise.
>>405017You don't?
>>405051i still think they should talk in their native language but still understand eachother, would add to the chaotic energy of it all.
>>405093cute!
>>405093That's better
>She's actually going to make a Nether portal before 3hSugoi
>>405090>how much of a no contact basement dweller are you?This board is for hikkis
are baby zombies really that bad
>>405047Gura is definitely acting though. I don't believe for a second that she's cutesy like this. Probably likes talking shit off stream.
>>405094>No she MUST be in it for the money or else she's doing it for freeDouble retard.
>>404959here she has the goal of getting diamonds and going to the nether, which is a VERY possible and sensible goal for heras opposed to "lets make a huge underwater city that is DEFINITELY out of my reach"
>>405083Lowercase /u/schizo does.
>>404974I expected her to dig into lava in ~30m. Color me wrong.
>>404943Look, I'm a teamate, and its obvious Haachama had this saved up to rush to 1 million. But you can't deny what she's putting out is entertaining a ton of people and at the end of the day she deserves the subs, because they're not dead subs you'd get with an endurance stream. Ame taking 2 days off back to back is not gonna help her when she's so close to 1M, even if her schedule this week is godlike.
>>405094Newfagchama...
Chumbuds, your oshi is average.Is that ogey?
>>405017>>405090Why would anyone NOT use nice soap? Do you not want to smell like something nice?
>>405070happening now
>>405094I think this anon is underage>no one can do anything for money or else that means they are not genuine Absolutely retarded logic
>>405119rrat
>>405109>Fast as fuck>Hurt about half as much as a normal zombieYes
>>405110>Gura shit-talking meUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>404328I hope Ame slows down after hitting 1M, getting the 10k/day retard boost will do her no favors.
>your oshi>your favourite aspect of hers
>>405110She's probably a mix of sen and gura irl
aight, she definitely dies in Nether.
>>405119She's usually better than this but not every stream can be good.
>>405110You sound like an autist
>>405079underwater building in minecraft is cancer
>>405119it's rrat
Oim proud oif muh dahta soimple as
its gura fucks up counting again time
>>405133kiaraher love, her openness,and her retardation.
>>405110You don't watch her very much. It's obvious when she's acting and when she isn't. I literally have a genius savant level lie detection ability which just made me tens of thousands on the stock market this past week and there are definitely times when she's completely being real.
Pochi is so cute...
>>405109hard to hit, move too fast and deals way more damage than they should
>>405136The chinks are targeting Gura.
>>405047even if she is just acting entirely, which i think is very unlikely, then she's so exceptionally good at it that she deserves accolades simply for her performance.
>>405110i bet she does it in that mocking voice she used for i'm back. this little brat...
>>405115>Color me wrong.?
>>405135ogey
>>405144Based
>>405133guracute
>>405155She really loves the EOPs in her chat.
>>403684Depends on the streamer. Either you make it or you don't.
>>405160kek
>>404953It doesn't taste 'like' anything. Ass is ass. You can't describe the taste, but as long as your girl is clean you'll end up coming back for more.
guy who did the holo wrestling, next time will definitely be in a separate thread, sorry bros, also will try to do it during dead hours
>>405120I just use $2 body wash from walmart. Gets the job done.
>>405157About fucking time, lets get this extermination started!
>>405133InaShe can draw ya know!
>>405110Have you watched the shill stream? she's a terrible actress
>>404997if haachama actually manages to pull it off then she deserves it more desu
>>404706She knew what she was doing naming her horse Joergen
>>405110she has enough self-awareness to not shit-talk on internet that's better than 95% of women
>>405157>Chinks start appearing just as she's about to make a portal to hellYou can't make this up
>>405157No, lofi is targeting Gura.
>>405139No if I was an autist I'd genuinely believe that this is her true personality and she isn't just playing a character. That isn't to say some of her real personality isn't here but obviously much of the Holo's performance is going to be disingenuous to provide a safe product for mass appeal.
>>405087It'd be an incredibly slow burn series, if she did MSQ. Over 700 quests for AAR-5.55b, plus job quests and "mandatory" side quests if you want the deeplore for understanding ShB like the CT raids and Warring Triad.Even if she scheduled it weekly, it'd take her months to get caught up.
>>405120Girls like dudes that smell manly. Apparently my natural scent smells like a campfire and it makes girls SOAKING wet.
she did it!
>>405005Shes avoiding it like the plague because she was addicted to it
>>405157I thought EN was off limits...
>>405173Sweet, looking forward to it
Why are chink bots suddenly in gura’s stream?
DOUBTERS BTFO
>>405161Mm, fuck yeah, baby
>>405160AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the sluttiest manager
>>405160TASUKETE NIGGER MAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>405133>Ame>Gives it her all even when she's out of her comfort zone.
>>405133GuraOverall very sweet and positive personality, I wish I could enjoy things like she does
BOOM, BABY!
>>405174You deserve better, Anon.
that was adorable
>>405173He posted it in a separate thread. Didn't even know it was posted in /hlgg/.
>>404930I'm back bitch.
>>405176AmePosting pictures of her in response to early surveyposts
>>405109They're definitely run enders for sure.
>>405141It'd be funny if she tried to force it and got smacked by a guardian.But yeah, I swapped to 1.16 from 1.12, and holy crap the water is so damn oppressing now, even from that small upgrade. I'm glad I'm using mods for more access to water breathing (trinkets and magic), otherwise I'd write it off completely.
>>405120I can't smell so I don't care
She's come so far since it took her three hours to make a door. I'm proud of the shark.
>>405133GuraHer ability to emphasize and think about everyone’s situation, very sweet of her
Did she do anything with those diamonds?
>>405206who is the purest manager then Shinove?
Continuing my reps, now I just need to create a whole bg, Ina A2 and Gura 9S...
>>405206the sluttiest savage
Gura delt it..
>>405094Anon she makes the least of all of en. She actively tells us not to sc. She doesn't even read 80% of all sc. She's just doing this for fun
Gwapi!
I'm back, got a bit distracted from running the data because of both Gura and that fucking hilarious shit eariler, glad to see that anon wants to keep it to dead hours after the test.But anyways, I have for you, Data on the ages of /hlgg/ posters, updated from the last dataset of 66 datapoints to 144. Surprisingly, quite a lot of the data results stayed the same, such as the overall Average and the Mean. I take this to mean the original dataset was pretty accurate to the overall average.>Total Datapoints: 144 Answers>Total Age of the thread if added: 3,853 Years Old>Average Age: 26.8 Years Old>Median Age: 25 Years Old>Range of years from Oldest to Youngest: 46 Year Age Gap>Frequency of Ages:>12 Times: 25>11 Times: 19, 22, 24, 28>10 Times: 20, 21>9 Times: 26>8 Times: 23, 27, 31>5 Times: 30, 35>3 Times: 29, 37>2 Times: 18, 32, 33, 34, 38, 39, 40>1 Time: 42, 44, 46, 51, 64All in all, extremely interesting stuff. The Average and Mean, once again, are exactly the same. I honestly thought I was in a thread with a bunch of barely adult anons, but it seems like the threads are a mix of Millenials and the Lost Children. Interesting stuff!
>>405206>fucks older man for permissions >still doesn't get them she must be really bad in bed
>>404930Yes
>>405227Diamond pickaxe and Enchantment table
>>405090soap doesn't taste how it smells, dude. i'd know, i've drank at least a little of every bottle of my mom's fancy body washes.
>>405160
>>405119My oshi is a greasy unkept failure of proper woman who gets off on looking at hentai of herself with 20k other people in the background
I can't believe I haven't died either Gura
>>405119sure, she's the most popular english-language vtuber in the world. average.
>no gold armorShe's gonna get pigged isn't she?
>>405133InaHer dedication, once she sets her mind to do something, she tryhards at it,
>>405237Being a zoomer on here is certainly interesting
I missed the first hour. Why did Gura make a cow pit?
>>405206i want to have sex with hert. jenma
>>405238think about it logically anon, if she doesn't get the permissions on the first try then that means the little slut gets to fuck them again
>>405225I'm glad you Mineshit autists are proud of yourselves. You've ruined her Minecraft streams with the progress meme. It was much more enjoyable watching her fuck around for a few hours while talking about her day.
>>405206HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ENMA AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.
>>405157its literally one dude, and like 20 TW chumbuds jumped in telling him to fuck off in chink
>>405119
>>405157too bad I don't understand their dogshit writing system
*casts a spell to make Gura die in the Nether 2 minutes in*
>>405249>>405138Retardchamas, I was literally quoting what she was saying on stream... Do you even watch her?
>>405230>Mori has probably masturbated to this
>>405244Yeah not if you literally eat/drink the stuff directly, but it does taste at least similar if you're licking a chick's naked skin after she used it to wash. Jesas man.
>>405251btfo
>>405257collection
>>405228Don't know, but easily the coolest. He, along with Oga, rated Hololive cards on stream with IRL camera once.
>>405244I bet you got real clean insides
>>405229Based
>>405214I'm a poorfag. I take what I can get.
whyhttps://twitter.com/SomeSquared/status/1358848169048559618
>>405257To put cows in it
>>404779you gave me an ideawhat do you think KFP
>>405276i heard her say it. i just disagree.
>>405192I just mean new content. The stuff she hasn't seen so like 5.5 MSQ onward.
>>405257for the glory of satan
>>405257food
>>404608pedialyte
>>405257just gura being gura
>>405251NOOOOOOOO
>>405237It's interesting to see this data sometimes, especially since we haven't had large numbers of people talking about it since like October
>>405237>0 underage postersDU YU
KAM ON GOOBER, GROW SOME FOOKIN NADS
>>405237based data analyst, seems like a decent age range
>>405289Ina design is pretty cool.
>>405277I don't blame her, Jeff makes me feel all fuzzy inside
>>405274starting... now!
>>405293downgrade
>>405289Ina would loathe this type of thing.
>>405289Looks pretty good so far, though?
so how long is she gonna last in the nether?i give her 6 minutes.
Nice fucking portal
>>405293very unnatural,but i'm liking it.
Gura's chat just sped up like x3 for no reason
>>405289Based but also horrible idea
>I don't remember how nether portals workGura, you've made the most portals out of everyone on the server...
>>405289So the new trend of attention whoring for holos is to get tattoos of them?
the fuck was that portal spawn
>>405157Trying to compete with the clusterfuck that is Gura's chat seems like a fool's errand.
Gura... the nether...
>>405237Now break it down by fanbase if you have the time.
>>405100They could make that the plot of the first episode with the EN girls if they really wanted. Start it off everyone speaking their native language, Kiara can speak German if they want, but unable to understand anyone from the other branch, crazy antics, then have Shion comes in and casts a "translation" spell so now everyone can understand each other without changing languages.
Based, fuck netherfags.
>>405289>That skin colourShould tell you everything, really.
SHE DID IT
>>405274sheepfag btfo
>>405237>46 year age gap JESAS
>Lucked out and spawned underground in the Nether instead of out in the openHOLYFUCKINGSHIT
>>405279don't "jesas" me you lady-licking man-harlot. i'm more powerful than you can even imagine.
>>405321meds
lmao that portal
gura.....
>>405289ina.........
>>405266TW is kinda based i think>despite of their tendency to make guro art
>>405338>>403801
>>404779>gura streaming>mostly negative responses to kiarahmm
>>405330She'll have to go there if she wants to finish her hardcore run though
>>405289Tattoos are a form of self expression. They are personal and are not meant for you to see.
Why can't the namefag be banned
>>405338Gura has Dream luck right now.
>>405293CUTE
>>405237Nice job anon. Would love the to see breakdown by fanbase.
>>405289Looks nice still fucking dumb. I'll wait till she makes a symbol that is just an octopus
>>405338her luck is either extremely bad or extremely good.
>>405327...Hehe
>>405325pretty safe, I thought she was going to get wrecked by a ghast inmediately
>>405340I'm going to treasure this (You) forever, thanks damascus
>>405237Did you record oshi's?>>405303There was a 17 y/o KFP
>>405348Gura's streaming, who are you talking about?
>>405338She’s just got that dream luck bro
>>405289I'll never understand the mentality of putting the latest trend on yourself permanently.
>>405274Oh no, it fail this time mage
>>405289>BrownHe hasn't seen the tweets...
>>405289Ina's design is probably the most fitting for a tattoo.
>>405352>ban underage fags>but leave this underage namefag aloneI don't understand mods
can we create a rrat?
>>405289Damn bro hope she sees this... not.
>>405328Fuck that, anon, I'm not in the business of giving schizophrenics ammunition. I make sure my data can't be used by numberfags or tribalfags if I can help it. I'm not giving the retards who trawl this place any kind of data that lets them shit talk groups of fans by arbitrary factors.
>>405293This is Kiara's hairstyle as a mid-30's mother.
>>405352stop letting it bother you
look what just dropped
>>405371mental illness
>>405378Based
>>405352What am I doing wrong? If the mods don't want to have names, they can just remove the option to have them, noob
How Gura cheated her hardcore speedrun
>>405005She did talk about it a little, I'm willing to bet she's a little annoyed her main job scholar is even more useless now that sage is a thing
>>405348nah those are the usual responses i get.i think half of them are just the meme responses.t. the kfp who posts that image in every thread
>>405371Basado hermano
>>405262but she literally had one of those like 2 weeks ago, it's not like those disappeared
>>405237>Average and median so close togetherMUH DICKWhat a beautiful normal distribution
>>405237>3 times 3737 CHADS WHERE YA AT
>>405372>>405371Is this actual mental illness?
>>405378Holy based
>>405387Cool
>>405379Now picture the trash compactor in mem jeans.
I kneel you little retard!
>>405293Her bangs feel a tad too long.
>>405355*Isn't just an octopus fuck I'm tired
>>405376this stream is prerecorded, she kept recording minecraft hardcore runs until she got one that lasted over 3 hours
>>405376ogey
>>405378Kinda based
>>405295I don't think that'd be very fun for the viewers getting dropped in with no prior knowledge of the story. I'd still watch regardless because I catch all trinity streams, but that's the impression that I get.
>>405387gura my queen uuuuoooohhhh
>>405387Me on the left
>>405371>tattoos a fucking loli on himselfWhy kill your chances of ever getting laid? He doesn't even look that bad otherwise.
>>405229Great job anon.Keep it up!
>>405289>>405371I mean not defending it but at least it took like months for these to start cropping up as opposed to a certain other thing where people got tattoos of it within days of seeing the pilot episodeAnd that's me being generous
>>405378Datafag based as usual.
>>405378based
>>405412She somehow managed to predict SC names and their messages before hand...s-sugoi..
>>405289
Going to play some Minecraft pixelmon while watching the stream.
>>405378autistic but based and numberpilled
>>405412i like this one>>405413rrrat
>>405392>What am I doing wrongliving
>Gura near 30k on her own>Everyone else in EN scrapes 14k at bestThank God Calli has big sister vibes to Gura
>>405402unironically yes. Compulsory/addictive tattooing is a real thing.
>>405371tell me that's just marker
>>403632AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA MARRY INA INA INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>405387They look a bit like penises
>>405418me on the right
>>404873>>404894>>404923Ame doesn't talk about them anymore, but we keep talking about Ame talking about them, that's why she keeps hearing about them.
>>405289a few months ago I was seriously considering getting a tat of Ayame
>>405425They're planted by CoverNot really, it was a co-op effort by Mori and Ina
>>405387>crossed legsthat's hot
>>405378Fucking based
>>405426What the fuck.
>>405425She's live commentating over the recorded stream
i just looked it up and spiders in hardcore can spawn permanently invisible, that's fucked up.
>>405441She has a great fucking design though, I'd do it if she were my oshi.
>>405431Mori and Gura has unexpected cute synergy. I even dislike Mori and I like that between them
>>405420>patchy ass facial hair>no chin>god knows what the rest of his face looks likeyeah okay anon
>>405378based, fuck tribalists
>>405378Based but sounds like there's something up with one of the fanbases
>>405431Calli and gura collab had a great chemistry
>>405376Ogey Anon, I created this rrat just for you
>>405430You are just the worst...
>>405425she only thanks the same five people every stream so that's not hard
>>405352It's bait namefags draw nuclear heat brother and if they type in a certain manner it gets even more heat brother
>>405237What if I told you your data is wrong since the 40+ entries are fake?
>>405109really bad especially if you're not used to minecraft combat, they're okay if you have a good sense of minecraft ranges and animation times and you're good at jump-critting with an axe but otherwise they're a menace
>>405431>>Gura near 30k on her own>>Everyone else in EN scrapes 14k at best>Thank God Calli has big sister vibes to GuraWhat the fuck does this even mean? Who gives a shit really
>>405431>Thank God Calli has big sister vibes to GuraI think its the other way around
Chicks with dicks cumChicks with cocks cumChicks with dicks and tits and cocks cum
SHE'S KILLING THE YOUNGLINGS
jwu, who the fuck is Andrew?
>>405371lolicons are deep in denial that they aren't collectively alpha males winning against the sjws just for fapping to cunny, nothing you say could ever phase this man or make him think he fucked up
>>405425Why do you think she keeps thanking the same guys buy skips unfamiliar people with same SC level?
>5 minutes left
>>405460GOD DAMN THATS A FAT FUCKING TAIL
>>405406>>405417>>405418>>405435>>405446klaius sure knows how to make 'em
>>405378I've been thinking of making a script to go through old /hlgg/ threads and collect every surveypost answer into a Google Sheets document, breaking it down by fanbase. That way duplicate questions can fuck off and rrats can be born.
This guy sounds like a fucking minecraft villager
>>405431Gura is the big sister
>>405464Like A FUCKING BOSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>404846>InaWe got older sister zoned in like, the first member stream.>"You're wife? I can't be your wife... Maybe I can be like your older sister or something"
>>405289tattoos are for faggots
>>405426You never go full /u/schizo
>>405484He's a good artist, no cap
>>405460now that's a high quality rrat
>>405422>within days of seeing the pilot episodeThe Mandalorian?
>>405471Little sister/ big sister pairing is 10/10, the fact that they're practically skater girls playing video games just makes its 12/10
>>405456Dude, this is 4chinz. We have much, MUCH worse.
>>405387I was wondering if this was a Klaius drawing and sure is. He drew two versions.
GURA'S FRUSTRATED
>i'm ngmi
>>405476Based
>>405289I imagine Ina recoiled in absolute disgust
>>405449it's really not that weird, people get tattoos of comic book characters all the time
>>405202Saw a few in Kiara's SC stream last night as well. Maybe they're testing for mod presence in preparation for a possible Coco collab.
>>405387YOU ARE KING
I'm sleepy and taking Gura to bed. Falling asleep to the sound of my Oshi...
>>405501Fuck off nigger I'm a gigachad
>>405109they're smaller and faster but otherwise have the same stats as an adult one. they're an incredible pain in the ass.
>>405491should have took the Nene pill, you could be Nene's husband along with 5000+ other men and women
>>405503Holy shit it's me
>>405480>>405463Chumbuds are you guys all like the bat schizo deep down..?
https://files.catbox.moe/oeq9s8.mp4Ame.. 2 days... is too much.....
>where the hellWhy would she say that...
>>405237>the Lost Childrenwhat does this refer to exactly
>>405191>>405110eh, really? It's kind of depressing how jaded some of you guys are, because I know people in real life who are this nice (the best college roommates I've ever had) and I'd, well, also consider myself to be really nice, as weird as that sounds. I always try to look for the good in people and I try to always say nice things about people behind their backs.
>>405465If that were true, it would change the Average to 25.7 Years, and the Median would stay at 25.Which would be fucking insane in it's own right compared to what I expected. But it's the internet; no reason to trust any number more than any other when I eliminated all the obvious joke answers and the Abayo'd.
>>405484t. klauis
>She's not going to make ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6eoA1ajAi8
>>405501>we
>>405510Those aren't "people".
>>405491Ina also told us to submit our marriage application forms and that there's a backlog so it'll take time to sort through.
>>405431I don't see how this is all related but okay.
>>405431Fuck off don't start this shit. Calligula is based tho
>>405160ok Amelia Bedelia
>>405513her minecraft streams are really nice for that
>>405503FUCK, BLOOP OUT OF THE BUBBLE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>>405237you can add one more to>Ame>38if you want more data. I didn't want to reply to the early surveyfag post
>>405521yes, I root for him. I can only take some many thank you Wings until I lose it.
She did it
There are no girls watching Gura.
>>405532KNEEL
>>405521YOU KEEP AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY
PROGRESSSSS
>>405533Yes, we
>>405525The best arc in Berserk
yay she did it
>>405547Ame...
last time I defended tattoos meidos deleted the post
SHE DID IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>405528this is not your blog tho
>>405387You Are ShrimpShrimpo saido sharko saido
>>405532With 2 minutes to spare!
>>405441If you do. I'd recommend going for a traditional Japanese look so you still have a cool tattoo regardless of context
>>405314>>405509I haven't seen enough of Ina. Would she approve of someone 1:1 using her Papa's art? I doubt they asked for permission first.
>>405547Gura is for ojisans
Chumbuds is your oshi ogey? She's actually getting shit done.
What can we enchant, our sword?Our iea-ieh ar egh??
>>405476Alright, no more playing around guys, it's not funny pretending to be me when I've done nothing wrong
>>405547I'm watching.
who are the two holos with less in common?
I'M GONNA SAY IT:I don't want to be friends with Risu anymore.
>>405387YOU GUYS TOLD ME KLAIUS HATED HER
Uhh yeah... The spell worked, guys. It was a spell of protection on Gura that guaranteed her survival for 3 hours. Yeah....
>>405547gura is a girl..
thoughts?
>>405510Yeah, fucking dipshit losers like this guy.
>Still have image slotsThis one is for my oshi!
3 hours!
>>405547My little sister watches all her minecraft streams.
>>405554elf cunny...
>>405289that Ina tattoo will definitely look ugly at some point, especially when he gets fat or his skin ages
>>405564She would unironically ban / block anybody who does it and tries telling her about it.
our shark is unbeatable lads
I want to kiss Gura's tummy
>>405472futa Ame uooooohhh
>>405576He drew this for a game, he was paid to draw it
>>405346>in spite ofis the phrase you're looking for there
>>405387Thank you Klaiuis, very cool
>not strong enough to enchant diamondNot sure what's more frustrating. Goya not knowing basic gameplay mechanics, or the chat feeding her wrong information.
>>405467>Who gives a shit reallyNumberfags
>>405569Fuck. My sides.
>>405572FAKER, YOU ARE ANNOYING ME. JUST STOP IT IDIOT. Just enjoy the stream you dumb idiot
>>405387Is Gura just trying to raise an army for world domination?
3 hours chads where we at
>>405431I hate calli before her collab with gura, now i can say i will defend this two girl
GURA DID IT
>>405569this is a really good post
everyone who doubted Gura needs to kneel RIGHT NOW
who the fuck is actually raiding gura? doesn't look like the chinks
>>405547My little sister watches Gura daily.
claiming image slot for Ollie!
>>405476I dunno, he sounds like a huge faggot
*summons six Feral Hogs™
>>405497Hazbin Hotel
my wife
>>405601Why are you still trying to troll me? Just give it up already, there's no way you can pretend anymore anyway
>>405472based
>>405566I dont know i’m having a vertigo right now for seeing her make progress
She passed 3 hours!!
YAGOO of SIN
>>405521Yes, how could you tell?
I KNEEL GURA I DOUBTED YOU
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
This image slot is reserved for hag posters only
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
I am done with this bullcrap, you are all pyschopathic sociolpaths that make fun of me for NO REASON. Gura is extra cute today btw :))
>>405564Ina absolutely hates anyone who uses art without permission. Even the takos she recognizes the most are those who have original art for their profiles.
>>405613I thought her chat was just fast. Is she actually being raided?
>your oshi>your oishi
>>405547I'm watching
what did she mean by this
>>405635SHIT SON
>>405503>Bloop (Liberado)oh god oh shit oh fuck
>>405620oh that thing ollie fucking looks like
>>405547My gf and me watch her daily
IMAGE SLOT FOR LOVABLE FERTILE CHICKEN
Gaijin Goomba's HC world will look like this before she dies.
>>405639I miss her rail autism...
>3 hours
>>403761It aged like piss
>>405615I watch your little sister daily>>405623Just give up, idiot. STop pretending to be me do you love me THAT much kek ;)
>>405634That's nothing, check this
>>405587>>405587>Your oshi>Your sister's oshi
>>405371>>405372>>405426do you niggers happen to have that image of a fat lardass tattooing Towa on his feet?
DO YOUR KING REPShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBY7u5qas8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBY7u5qas8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBY7u5qas8
>>405471>>405488Mori mentioned having celebrated a 10,000th birthday in a stream recently.
>>405647YAGOO admitted to her face that he likes using her doujins. She thought it was hilarious and hasn't stopped making jokes about him since.
>>405645Ame:)
>>405640So you finally gave up huh troll, good maybe you can just WATCH THE STREAM for once
>>405289Why would someone Tatto the default pose doe? looks boring as fuck just pick some fanart
>>405525People born in a five year range between Millenials and Zoomers, typically in the range of '95 to '00.They're characterized by not fitting within either generational archetype well, and being unable to fit in well in general. They're the kids who were in grade school/pre-school when 9/11 happened; spent their childhood in the aftermath of the Great Recession, and spent their adult years in college learning to do jobs that could often not exist by the time they finished their major. As they graduate out of college with Bachelor's degrees, they find themselves in the midst of the Plague, and most of their job prospects are completely eliminated because of it, or at least significantly impacted.That is the generation that was raised on this place, or tumblr, or any of the sites that attracted them. They're the last ones to learn online privacy in the world before the new age took over. The people above them still see the Internet as an additional part of their lives, while the people below them never knew a life without it. The Lost Children are disconnected from both.The Lost Children are named that because they truly are lost. There is no place for them in the world, these 20-25 year olds who have no knowledge of the world before them, but do not fit into the world they live in.
Kneel!
>>405638
Post cunny
>>405639
>>405645Nenepic related
>>405503>bloop (forma de chad)
>>405655make it a cat instead
>>405569Does anyone have the soundpost version of the post he got his nickname from?
Image slot for CEO
>>405613>>405642it's the speed of ~30k people spamming their one-off opinions on everything.
>>405605I've noticed she is always defending Gura, be it the candy g-string remark, or her being flat chested when kiara was ripping on her last collabI really do think they will instantly vibe when they meet up off-stream to the point where a certain bird will be eternally salty seeing Calli smiling, happy, and maybe even coddling Gura
claiming an image slot for my wife
>>405645guragura
>>405663AmeSome BTS fag...
>>405687Based but that's my wife bud
Gura... your meds...
>>405669ACTUALLY, I would if you all just stopped bothering me, IDIOT. SO JUST SHUT THE F UP
>namefag shitpostingIt's like I'm back on 2017 /ddlc/
>>405686>>405687MOOT
>>405662Thanks, I hate it
>>405431I want gura to visit Calli and for them to get drunk and stream and wreck havok live.
>>405554But that's golden age
>>405666UOOOOH GURA'S EROTIC CHILD ARMPITS!!!!
>>405501generally though he doesn't even look mid.
>>405398based
>>405655C L O A C A
Gura is a schizo...
>>405662>that CocoDELET THIS
>>405645gurapeesa kitkat
>>405663GuraI don't know but probably some shitty eceleb
I didn't think she'd make it this long.I apologize for my lack of faith.
>>405714Same
>>405673Jesas, dataanon...
>>405662Coco's face is just Charizard...
>>405714streamer reflects the audience
What the fuck happened to these threads?
>>405564Ina absolutely hates two things>piracyYears as a professional artist have made her stingy about copyrighted material, she despises any violation of intellectual property.>ObsessionShe descourages superchats and has made fairly clear she is not your therapist, anything that crosses the line will make her unironically block you.
>>405656Jp server needs to be nuked.
I love gura
>>405662nigger
I want to bonk Gura!
robogura?
>>405694Why are you still pretending MORON I PUT A TRIP ON. JUST GIVE UP. dumb troll :)))
>>405671mori has also mentioned events that happened hundreds of millions of years ago, i think
>>405714new how?
>>405714Ame and Gura have always been schizos anon
>>405726(You) showed up
>>405673i don't feel so bad about being a millennial anymore
i love you, gura!
>>405673ah that's what I thoughtget the fuck out of my head aaaaat. lost child
>>405664https://files.catbox.moe/7yd6q4.pngBonus Okayu https://files.catbox.moe/ijv464.png
>>405711KIARA IS THE SUPERIOR GIRL.IMAGINE HOW LONG HER CLOACA ISIMAGINE SHOVING YOUR WHOLE ARM IN THERE AND GRABBING AN EGG FOR YOU TO EAT.HOW HOT IS THAT1?