/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

MONEY MONEY MONEY Edition

Last thread: >>40982855

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990797
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI MAMA LOVE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL VIOLENCE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER LOVE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990797
Frames
Vesper - Outer Wilds
https://youtu.be/JyYVVTnNwMo

VG Monetization
Flayon
https://youtu.be/juEwa2vewY4
Bettel
https://youtu.be/u5VmwhHm1fg
Hakka
https://youtu.be/BGSDhuFqRbI
Shinri
https://youtu.be/92-yFcZhxZo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990855
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

Creampie leader in front of anons!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990855
Amén

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990855
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all /mans/ fujos and yumes but in like, a polite way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990921
his voice filters me, help
it's not the voice itself, even, it's more that he sounds like he's acting in a localized japanese game or anime all the time, much like Flayon.
don't have that issue with any other chuuba besides these two

[Anonymous No.]

Let's settle this once and for all
http://poal.me/r2xozx
http://poal.me/r2xozx
http://poal.me/r2xozx

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991007
________chu~*______

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990797
TEMPUS LOVE

>>40990855
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

HERMANITO LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991025
or you can just read commandments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991025
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991025
God i wish i could kill all pollfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990991
>"Hello it is me Vesper Noir resident scholar of the adventures guild Tempus of Holostars English and I am here today to stream some more Outer Wilds"
>$10,000 worth of SC's pour in immediatley
>"Before I get started lets get caught up with SC's!!"

[Anonymous No.]

lots of love and money for my hermanito!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990846
>>40990893
>>40990923
>le piracy bad
get a hold of this women
hope you buy the boys BD this time :)
>>40990915
based

[Anonymous No.]

HI AXEL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991077
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991007
I hate you straightbros too, not in a polite way I just hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991000
Humiliating Leader by showing his adoring fans his slutty orgasm face! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991091
>nigga still malding a thread later

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991102
Now that's just rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991025
I'm ok with the "anyone who interacted with them", AS LONG AS it's relevant to the boys. People keep posting natural order here, for example, but you never see them shilling pako's random works here, or posting the newest pochi manga, or rpr's solo streams you know? But you do see faggots bringing up girl dm's stream starting or whatever. The issue seems to be specifically the EN Female Chuuba audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991077

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990964
against food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991102
Who hurt you sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991055
The commandments say nothing about posting other vtubers. Only about collab begging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990991
wtf is Flay doing for his stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991142
_____ble~_____

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991017
time anon chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991190
A bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991025
This is a starsEN general, only bring up other vtubers if they're directly relevant to the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991159
FUCK FOOD!!!! ALL MY HOMIES HATE FOOD!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991077

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991192
Need ojisan correction...

[Anonymous No.]

I sketched birby boi in a girls school unirform, he looks so cute, I'm ngmi. ToT I LOVE HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990991
Show me those SLUTTY HANDS, clown!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care for Altare's streams he doesn't really bring anything special to the table unless you're a psycho yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991169
commandment 7 implies it but admittably there is nothing about small corpos/indies mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991254
post it fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991007
>>40991102
I love all of you /mans/ straightbros, fujosisters, yumesisters, faggotbros. It does not matter.. You have found the holy light of Tempus and that is what matters.
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991229
Tempus general, TEMPUS, it's in the fucking subject

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991265
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991259
hes asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991265
I'm not a psycho yume, I am a yume that likes psychos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991291
Tempus == starsEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991265
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

at least we arent fighting over the name anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991254
Where

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991291
anon tempus is the only starsEN right now

[Anonymous No.]

I love my leader… I would follow him forever if he asked. It’s really nice that he wants us to check out the new boys and support them so sincerely, and him softly saying that his streams will always be a comfy place for us to come back to… what a sweet boy…

[Anonymous No.]

thread is shit so early ill see you guys when VG streams start

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991347
No, Tempus is Tempus, StarsEN would be the future members that aren't Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>you can't spell Magni without ngmi
>He never makes it in games

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991017
same with leader, you either get used to it over time or just despise it everytime you hear it. it's only been a week anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care for Vesper's streams he doesn't really bring anything special to the table unless you're a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991265
he's the ADHD first person game streamer, that's pretty unique in starsEN
the cyberpunk streams were really fun and I hated the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991412
don't be so loud...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care for Magni's streams he doesn't really bring anything special to the table unless you're a menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991423
The Cyberpunk streams were actual kino, mixed with that special Altare cringe. Remember when he spent two hours beating a boss he was way underlevelled for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991412
This but if you're a seasoned ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991412
most sane poster itt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991397
ok so if we ever get starsEN that aren't tempus you don't think they should be discussed here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991105
TOT inviting cumtares over to breed their oshi…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991518
>cumtares
Wait huh

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care for (You). (You) don't bring anything special to the table at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991461
Who does loopstation streams besides him? Also no one can draw as quick and consistent as him in tempus and also no one really does bits on the spot like the Magmo shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991394
ogey guajolote

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone always calling Altare yumebait
>His menshi (generally the MOST yumebait content) is just him working on his guitar and singing for 3 hours and the most intimate thing he says is “I feel comfortable spending time with you guys”
?????

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care for Axel's streams he doesn't really bring anything special to the table unless you're horny for ecchi na nee-chans

[Anonymous No.]

Which tempura would you eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991545
Cultares*** a typo i swear

[Anonymous No.]

altventurers are so sensitive wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991588
no no i think you’re on to something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991412
>didn't find nowa relatable
sure neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991508
Unless we change the name of the thread, yeah, we should't, at least unless it's a collab or it's on-topic at that moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991518
>>40991588
hmmmmm......

[Anonymous No.]

anons are so sensitive wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991573
me, that's me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991423
Cyberpunk steam are great, but leader really need to chill with that cringe humor he has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991469
shitting on calisto protocol and playing the game with his eyes closed was great. I love that dude

[Anonymous No.]

i’m sensitive and you guys are hurting my feelings :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991276
>>40991368
Sorry, a bit insecure about sharing because my style is more chibi, but here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991546
True, my only skill is making money and complaining that zoomers hate Mecha

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991621
we know that anons will post anything starsEN related here regardless of the general name

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
waaa, cute!!!

[Anonymous No.]

The bottom line is that Magni is simply much better suited to becoming your wife(male) than Bettel is. Bettel would probably blow up the kitchen trying to cook you a microwaved egg, meanwhile Magni would cook you a delicious pancake that has his cum mixed into the batter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991665
magni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
CUTE CUTE CUTE AAAIIEEE THANKS FOR THIS BLESSING ANON

[Anonymous No.]

Any new genderbent of VG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
MADE FOR GIVINF A GOOD, HAPPY LIFE.

>>40991665
MADE FOR DEGRADATION AND RAPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
>>40991665
>>40991686
>>40991411
VG SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
s-s-so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
I'm going to imagine this as a very flat genderbend, because Hakka still makes for a very cute imouto as can be seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991674
>my only skill is making money and complaining that zoomers hate Mecha

...I mean, yeah, this is basically me and I love Vesper so

[Gavis Bettel@holoTEMPUS No.]

I wanna die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991739
haha thats cool :) can I watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991686
A FUCKING CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991704
m-magni you dont have to post here... we wont abandon you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991739
can't you just ask leader to kill you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
>Sukeban Hakka
Works surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40990915
dumbass, I reported you to the FBI
the special unit of the FBI that sodomizes butt pirates like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991777
God that would be so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991706
its unironically over
if he loses Vesper to him he might just end it all..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991704
>microwaved eg
That sounds horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991550
>le elmo bit original
zoomers discover the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5LbyIYMrWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV06aoTHiQ8&t=14610s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991573
>unless you're horny for ecchi na nee-chans
but aren't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991717
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991735
Hello brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991695
yeah, whatever, people post anything they want in /mans/, even the girls, why keep trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991739

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991739
I want to believe, thank you for the kino Bettle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991564
>>40991564
kek you forgot the “I fucked your mom” and "Don't worry guys, I didn't fuck your mom...I fucked your dad instead!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991812
we always thought altare couldn't live without vesper but it turns out its actually magni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991816
its alright. its fluffy and tastes like eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991564
only yumes coping do this tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
KAWAIIIIIIIII
please draw my boyfriend Axel Syrios

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991838
jesus christ i forgot about that LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991829
commandments no 8 retard, keep all the boys discussion here, I didn't say anything about the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991841
man this new season of Tempus is getting pretty heavy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991025
What happened to the HoloPro unity fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991870
You'll have to earn our trust if you wanna get close to aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991704
Gentle sex with Magni as he cries because he just wants to be loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991905
do you like my vpn votes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991905
The /cbdct/ fags happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991910
you will let me marry him or I'll private three more vods

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991905
wheres the mocrowave ramen option

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991870
Already did a few times, not in a school uniform though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991905
anon, my VMs voted this 4 time LMAO
get fucked poll fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991949
are they holding you at gunpoint so you won't vote for Holopro Unity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991905
We are tired having to to pols every other fucking thread just to outnumber shitters who make these pols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991278
>faggotbros
oxymoron

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991905
all me and my 25 smart fridges

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992005
B-but I already did...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991991
why are you like this, post it, don't make me ask every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
KYUUUUUTE IM TAKING HER HOOOME!! youre really talented anon! and dw, at worst theres only one dude here that calls drawanons attention whores we luv oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991958
Rejected. NEXT.

[Anonymous No.]

Altnowa riptare magnoir

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the simplier times when Vesper was streaming normally instead of whatever the fuck he is doing now and frequint HQ collabs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
Hakka should have been a spicy latina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
Mi... Hermanita?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992118
But she is :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992118
true
imagine the screams

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992115
Apex…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991821
I didnt realize jerma was in TEMPUS

[Anonymous No.]

UUUuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuU I MISS BETTEL SO MUCH
I CANT WAIT 7 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES FOR HIS HANDCAM STREAM
IS THIS HOW SAPPLINGS FEEL????????
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MY JESTER SO FUCKING MUCH I CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGERRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
Thank you for this meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992048
SORRY >o< That's the last drawing I did of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992210
You literally can, you have no choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992228
uoohhhh.h...kl,hjkghjkkjl;ghfj

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992210
Dumb Bettelhead, learn to wait or get corrected

[Anonymous No.]

My mind is consumed by leader all the time now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992228
nice. you have a cute style

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus season 2

>Altare flourishing getting closer and closer to achieving his idol dream!!!

>Magni has confessed his feelings for Vesper to his magmites during an intimate membership stream. While he is struggling with these feelings he's also troubled with feelings of insecurity of the new boys coming into town, especially towards a young jester...

>Vesper has began drinking more and more and ghosting his buddies. The vesties are finally starting to turn on him and now he is stuck and has to make a choice between two paths!!! will he finally improve his SC reading strea-I mean morning zatsudans or will he forever be stuck in a self destructing cycle of content mediocrity?

>Axel continues to job and chase after echi na neechans. nothing has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

I could either make the Betteljuice, or I could day drink, and I think I know what Bettel would do so I'll open up some Cabernet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992210
I WANT HIS JUSSY SO MUCH UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!! I WANT TO HEAR HIM HONK EVERYTIME I SLAM INTO HIM!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992228
Holy shit based, glad to have you around drawfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992228
i thought that was your art! whatcha doing here in this mental asylum? shoo shoo dont catch our mental illness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992336
All of it is wrong, especially Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992336
Man, I love Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992336
>will he forever be stuck in a self destructing cycle of content mediocrity?
I am literally Vesper and you and I both know what's gonna happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992336
sugoi altaresweep

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992336
can't wait for the next episode!!

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/x8asoe
http://poal.me/x8asoe
http://poal.me/x8asoe

Sexiest member of Tempus?

[Anonymous No.]

Dead ass hours. The only time they stream this time was Twitch takeover...

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta say, wasn’t expecting Magni to be the one struggling with jealousy. I feel for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992336
>Axel continues to job and chase after echi na neechans. nothing has changed.
Wouldn’t have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992321
>>40992375
Thank you!
>>40992381
I like it here most of the time, better discussions about the boys and their streams than any discord or yt chat. :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992496
kys pollfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992537
Is he really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992308
i love him so much it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992537
really? the dude is practically a woman im shocked it took him this long

[Anonymous No.]

monetization expectations?

>flayon
no idea what this brat is doing for his stream but i like that he knows about monkey manager lore
>bettel
please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself please don't dox yourself
>hakka
excited for songlist
>shinri
it doesn't even have to be asmr i just want him to talk more to me

[Anonymous No.]

So how is Bettel going to kill off his Yumes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992210
I WANT BETTEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992537
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not caught up on Flayon, has he given any hints about what his monetization stream will be? The others seem pretty straightforward but I can't tell what his is.

[Anonymous No.]

What are Elysium and Xenokuni? Are they countries in the world of Utopia, or regions/cities in the world of Utopia?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1614334388501901312
Kek. That one anon was right. It actually is a monetization stream. Is this the earliest ever monetization stream in hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992640
he's killing monkeys, what's mysterious about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992600
I just want to kill him and watch degrading things happen to him. I dont ship myself with the guy. I wouldnt even care if Kronies took him I want to watch her gut him alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992640
Some kinda skit I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992662
GSH sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992654
The word Elysium-

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992336
t.Jello

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992600
He surgically places a C4 inside his body and bait all the yumes to rape him. Once they are all gathered in one place. Boom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992662
Ayo wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992662
>I dont ship myself with the guy
then you aren't a yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992687
I will fucking strangle you and Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992654
The world "Elysium"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992537
He's an artist and a self-proclaimed tryhard. Jealousy and constantly pressuring yourself to do better comes with the territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992654
xenokuni is there version of "japan" or "twitch" depending on the context

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992654
I think Elysium refers to the whole simulation or whatever. Utopia and Xenokuni are regions, since Xenokuni is explcitly said to be "east of Utopia."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992662
>Women hate weak men this much they'd rather outright kill them
Horrible little creatures they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992627
Playing with his clown ass!!!! Hearing the jingles as he melts in my grip!! Having him honk slightly like the clown he is when I use his body as I please!! I LOVE MY JESTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss the HQ collab because of work
>VOD nuked
>Archive expired
>Apparently it was kino
Fuck bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992654
I think the whole world is called Elysium, but it's also a continent, because north-elysium exists. Xenokuni is another continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
it was just alright honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
say hello to axel, anon, he's probably one of us right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
it was boring only interesting thing was the yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
It was pretty boring honestly. Vesper was too hungover to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991842
Huh, neat. I always thought eggs would straight up explode if you were to put one on a microwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
It was pretty boring. It seemed like a last minute idea and the yab made things unwatchable after it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992600
If they're a yume for Tempus chances are that they're a lot more flexible than others and okay with female interactions where they can even enjoy them sometimes.
t. Tempus yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
It was 7/10 at best but honestly a great nostalgia trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992758
So is it a country or a province?
And what do you mean by "twitch ?
>>40992776
>>40992826
But didn't Hakka and Shinri tranveled from Xenokuni to Elysium, no? That means that Elysium doesn't include Xenokuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992924
>t. Tempus yume
this better not mean what I think it is, harlot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992979
what do you think it means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992979
Hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
https://gofile.io/d/1ntTEJ
it was pretty nice. don't really agree with the other anons. they reminisced about their earlier days and had a fun trip down memory lane. I enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

So... now Axel is the Pippa of holopro or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992924
I can save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992799
UOHH JESTER LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993071
Anon, no one here can be saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993062
God's in his heaven—
All's right with the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992937
>But didn't Hakka and Shinri tranveled from Xenokuni to Elysium, no?
elysium is the name of the whole world.
utopia is where the tempus guild is.
xenokuni is 'east of utopia' so it's like another country. we don't know how far they are or if it's a different continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992924
Unironically a terrible idea. The last thing StarsEN needs is more retards begging them to collab with the girls. It serves no purpose (I'd rather watch them collab with each other) and only hurts them in the long term

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993062
has he actually spouted 4chan lingo and pandered to /here/ before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993118
thanks for clarifying shinri!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993062
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993148
Dude, your reading comprehension is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993153
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993103
I could be saved of I just spent a few days cleaning my house, selling some stuff, paying off a little debt, correcting my sleep schedule, and getting some more regular exercise, but it's much easier to jack off and continue my dayjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993164
kek if it turns out shinri is also here then i'm going to pee myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
It was pretty much a group zatsudan with a mostly silent vesper. A nice stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992799
So I'm assuming we've all seen that fanfic on AOE? Because if not, you need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993055
It was a cute collab but I just couldn't focus at all in it after the leak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993216
link

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993071
Unironically I think I'm a lot better off than yumes who fixate on one member and freak out whenever they're not steaming. I'm just here to enjoy the boys, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993186
when and where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993216
Age of Empires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993062
never compare dingo to that ogrefoot ever again

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck can we save Vesper from fully becoming an alcoholic? This shit is depressing as hell to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993232
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44240755

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>your broshi
>what VG member you want to collab with an HQ one when the ban drops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993184
How? OP asked how Bettel could kill off his yumes, reply said yumes would be okay with female interaction (implying collabs with girls). This is a retarded idea so soon after debut when they haven't even collabed with HQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993253
so you want a harem or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993062
I have not hear him parrot /here/ schizo discourse like a fact or pander to fags in here so no, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993153
He saw the chupado posts and that's why he told Magni to take his time during the collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993284
By becoming alcoholics alongside him of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993284
we cant

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993253
based reverse harem enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993350
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993306
>Altare
>Shinri and Altare collab because I’m curious about their dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993216
Hi phone poster / ban evader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993378
based and same but I am torn on what I would want to see them play

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993306
>altare
>hakka or flayon minecraft for big bro altare energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993303
CUTE CUTE CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993097
If Gavis was a female he would be that ecchi character who always trips into suggestive positions

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992905
if you put it in there for a long time it will. it just takes a few seconds to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993148
1- Learn English
2- Read 3 times next time
3- like the bois in HQ, right? this time for sure sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993431
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993306
>Magni
>Axel and Hakka
I want to see them go full autismo mode about Vocaloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993306
>Altare
>Hakka for chuuni bird shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993062
Magni is the Pippa of holostars

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993306
Altare and Hakka. I love them both so fucking much and Hakka is goofy enough that he'd get along well with Altare. Although I can't deny that Flayon and Altare would probably have unbelievably high chuubi chemistry and would mesh so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993324
No, I enjoy all the yumeposts /here/ and I've contributed to all of them at some point, but it's not specifically about having a harem. It's more like enjoying different routes in an otome.

[Anonymous No.]

i hope leader knows that even if i go to watch the new boys stream… i’ll always come back to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991105
H-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991409
This is a valid point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993118

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993201
Have you noticed that our loreanon who typed up verse fights against other Hololive members vanished right around the time the VG boys started prepwork for their debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991394
Hakka la vista hermano

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993652
holy shit…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993652
Wait... you're right....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993637
You forgot north elysium

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993306
nowa
nowa/shinri drunk stream where nowa slowly becomes more unhinged and seeing how shinri tries to navigate it kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993637
sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993745
is elysium just their codename for america?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993453
Collabing with the girls is a surefire way to lose all goodwill with any potential viewers who see them as bros rather than dudes trying to steal your girlfriend. Yes it's retarded. But it's also a fact. People who watch the girls exclusively do not want to watch Stars. Collabing with them does nothing but generate drama and vitriol. In their minds, they won't see them as bros anymore, because "real bros wouldn't go after your girlfriend." They should stick to themselves for a bit, then branch out to collab with indies. After a while they can even collab with girls, just not HoloEN girls. Opening that can of worms is a horrible idea and will only succeed in making everyone miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993779
Every country in the world belongs to Elysium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991665
Lol, he truly is taking everything from Magni now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993316
>>40993802
who gives a shit what those people think

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993303
I love them....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
>real bros wouldn't go after your girlfriend
But they're not my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993779
Seems closer to a codeword for English speaking countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993699
>>40993723
shinri is here to autistically type up lore and look at all the fujo porn i will NOT take my meds

[Anonymous No.]

here comes /MANS/ replying to bait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
the bpys don't belong to you, sister. nice try though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993846
Considering "those people" make up a sizable portion of HoloEN's viewership, I'd say all of them should care. Why rile up a bunch of lonely faggots for no reason other than one collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
I didn't ask for your armchair psychoanalyst take, I said none of that is true and we are about to go 7 months on this boat
move on sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993431
>bettel = nagito
>fem!bettel = mikan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
this may be true to some degree but what does it have to do with yumes nigga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993918
>Considering "those people" make up a sizable portion of HoloEN's viewership
and they can either just not watch those streams or fucking leave, good riddance
they'll collab with whomever they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992999
I think he's implying a harem

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna try to summon loreanon, let's see if it works

Banzoin Hakka vs Takanashi Kiara, who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993918
go back catalognigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
If you consider the HoloGirls your girlfriends you have bigger problems than worrying about who they collab with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993884
The fact that you're even posting in this thread means you probably cannot fathom what a CGDCT viewer believes. I understand where they're coming from even if they're massive faggots. They will not appreciate watching their oshis hang out with guys when all the content before has been playing games and hanging out with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel I know you're here please cover overdose next thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993148
>>40993802
This and this. I hope Bettel never collabs with the females. Not even from yume point of view, it's just plain stupid and attracts unnecessary drama, impoverishes your fanbase and sets one or two crazier kind of viewer into ticking bombs> I can understand why HG did it, to broaden their fanbase, put their name out there and set a founding for newer gens, but it's completely unnecessary for Vanguard to do

>>40992924
You're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994006
You're right, I'm just not mentally ill and I like to post confused retard images

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993986
Hakka solos. No I will not explain why

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992600
Collabs with VSHOJO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994006
GWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993986
I love my hermanito but the chikin literally cannot "die" bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993637
Xenokunni is fucking Croatia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
Get out of this fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993986
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
Added to the spreadsheet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
Eh, it was nice to see the boys together again, but the actual stream wasn't that great really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994006
i will enjoy the collabs if the boys want to do them.

besides that, you can get out of this thread, go fuck yourself, then kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

mucho texto

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993802
shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994044
>>40993846

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994171
Added to the ATF list

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994004
Where the fuck did I say this? I don't give a shit who the boys collab with. If they collab with the girls, I'm still going to fucking watch them. But doing so is just a retarded idea because THE GIRLS' PRIMARY VIEWERS WHO DO NOT WATCH HOLOSTARS BECAUSE THEY'RE MEN VIEW THEIR GIRLS AS THEIR GIRLFRIEND. Everyone who watches Hololive and is interested in male vtubers knows who they are at this point. They get no publicity for collabing, they gain no following, they generate no content that couldn't be done better with just the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993986
Could he win a fight? Maybe, but in the long run she would just outlive him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994215
Full doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993986
>Mortal Human-Tengu Exorcist from Hispanic Xenokuni vs Immortal Phoenix who's been through multiple worlds
Kiara easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993303
Buntare cute~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994235
they are actually not their primary viewers, go outside /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994235
GWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993303
where does the wolf connection come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994233
Wow, we allthefallen posters here?
Is this where Flay's fanbase comes from?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright dead hours just got officially retarded. See you guys in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994316
I think Mori drew him as a wolf during a collab with Magni. also easier to draw than a moose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993306
>Altare
>I wanna see Axel x Hakka and Altare x Hakka for the chuuni energy, the Vocaloid song talk, etc. I feel like Hakka's positivity and energy would play off both of them really well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994235
nigga nobody cares about the girls or their mouth breathing fans the question was will yumes drop him, chances are a lot will but nobody gives a damn about the girls viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994245
https://twitter.com/seifuk_u/status/1614329844455587847

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn sit in Shinri's lap while he's playing a game and explaining what's going on in full detail
>ywn look up at him and see him give you the most heart-melting smile back
>ywn fall asleep in his arms after being there with him all night and he cuddles you as comfortably as possible
>ywn wake up in bed next to him waiting for you to awake and says "good morning sleepyhead" in the sultriest way imaginable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994370
anon, more than a half of this thread are girls viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994392
UUOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

I miss them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992802
The stream had the same feeling as a group slapping together a project right before presentation. I wasn't expecting much from Axel when he said he wanted to do something, but what we got was something alright. Very boring and the group was half dead lmao. I give it a 3/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993846
>>40994217
It seems you do, for taking your time to reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
Don't listen to that other anon, keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994370
If Stars truly wants to bridge the gap with HoloEN, then they should care. It's fucking bullshit, but they have to practice "political etiquette" because of how retarded the vocal minority can be and how they can easily sway the silent majority. If you build up rapport slowly, show that you're a competent, capable, and interesting streamer outside of collabs, then SLOWLY work your way to bridging the gap by collabing with indie females, it will work a hell of a lot better in the long run than jumping straight into co-ed collabs and expecting everyone to just be okay with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
Why live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994370
Yes I will, at least
t.yume

[Anonymous No.]

here's a more interesting one
who would win
Demon God King vs Crow Tengu Exorcist?

[Anonymous No.]

is the autist still talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994370
No I won't, at least
t. actual yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994519
>the group was half dead
Vesper showing his only spark of genuine excitement the entire stream at the idea of getting drunk again later was fucking depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
>ywn wake up in bed next to him waiting for you to awake and says "good morning sleepyhead" in the sultriest way imaginable
Goddamnit :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994567
I was going to say Altare because he wouldn't hire someone that could kill him but Betsy and Flay brought him back so he might not know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994567
Otouto-kun will exorcist the shit out of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994370
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994592
Sisters really struggling to cope with the fact that Altare ended up in last place because he doesn't care about Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993884
>>>/ggg/
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994567
depends on how his exorcism works? has he explained it at all?
if it's ritual shit, altare might win, if it's talis/mans/ and those paper things, maybe hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994666

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1614347605324038146

[Anonymous No.]

>>40993986
Hakka loses like 6 times but wins in Season 17 when he's finaly able to exorcise her out of Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

catching up to last night's vod and shinri going "aaaa look at it! its so cute!" with his very deep and monotone voice made me chuckle, this guy is too precious

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
might actually kms fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994738
what bs is gonna happen tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994664
Magni, the guy that won, literally said "Tempus is Altare's everything" last night during his membership stream and talked about how if you want a guy who lives and breathes Tempus, it's Altare, so...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
dammit anon

[Anonymous No.]

>shinri self censored himself during the Within Skerry stream by replacing fuck with heck
this man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
nice but when does he slip the dick in

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with the Tempus HQ collab from 23h ago?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my mama (Shinri)…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994924
>when
it's been inside you the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994951
big yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994916
Cursing is reserved only for when he creampies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
I fucking pray for lots of yume art of him. He's literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994666
What did I do dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994951
There was no Tempus HQ collab on the 13th of January 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994962
reeeaaally?

[Anonymous No.]

People who think Bettel is a sub, masochist and easy to boss around aren't reading his character correctly and fail at subtext analysis. I can bet my ass he's a supreme top and dominant in the backdoors. Why? because it takes a lot of guts and assertion to make yourself a fool in public and have people laughing at your expense. True submissive people try to overcompensate it by looking edgy and meaner than they really are (Altare, Magni) because they cannot tolerate being associated with ridicule. But dominant people simply don't care, they'll just do it anyway if there's any gain about it.
Bettel in hustle mode is not the same as real Bettel, I hope he humiliates and bukkake us (as payback for the tomatoes) in his first memberstream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994951
There was no collab on Friday the 13th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994855
he's gonna show his whole face, his youtube stats, /mans/ tab and discord dm from gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
nice fanfic bettel. i’m still gonna rape your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>guranigger is back at it again
thread's going to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40992373
>jussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995051
graduation speedrun

[Anonymous No.]

INVEST IN SHINRICOIN TODAY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
Bettel, this is not a good time to post something like this

[Anonymous No.]

feel like I missed a rare spooky stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994987
>>>/ggg/
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
R

[Anonymous No.]

>40994532
>says retarded thing, gives leverage to other retards
>that is a retarded thing you said and those retards don't matter
>n-no you!
like clockwork
>40994538
can you fuck off back to /#/ now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
isn't he too short for this to be attractive

[Anonymous No.]

Gay bro's Tempus tier list

Doesnt need fixing:

Shinri (the only one in this tier. I want him to envelop me in his muscly body as he slowly penetrates me from behind while whispering sweet nothings in my ear)

I can fix him:

Leader
Vesper
Hakka
Axel

Unfixable:

Magni
Bettel
Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995129
What the heck, there's a GaoGaiGar general on this board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995051
>discord dm from gura
>"hey bettel :3 ty for the condoms the other day, my boyfriend and I are really grateful to you! ^^"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
it hasnt even been a week yet..

[Anonymous No.]

do menshis for the new boys start today? gonna be in chat tryna to snatch a gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
A

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS I NEED TO HORNY POST ABOUT LEADER BUT HE CAN READ IT. EVEN THO HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO I AM KNOWING HE READS THIS MAKES FEEL ASHAMED BUT TURNS ME ON AT THE SAME TIME I FUCKING CANT ALTARE PLEASE FUCK THIS MENSHI STREAM ALMOST KILLED ME I LOVE YOU LEADER

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995221
monetization aka superchat opening

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995221
think its just monetization but we will know when it begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995191
He would be even more pathetic... h-hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995191
THOSE WEREN'T CONDOMS THOSE WERE BALLOONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995221
>3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM
Being a yuro is pain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
Please post about it anyway sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
I don't understand, JUST SAY IT. Being a vtuber automatically means that you expect that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
I don't care I am still writing guro prompts about leader, hope he enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995126
>>40995228
>>40995253
>>40995283
/MANS/ not jobbing for once??

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
just say no homo/no hetro at the end and you're good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
Post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995176
I won't try to fix him. I'll just enjoy my insane clown husband, just perfect as he came in

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
Just say it! This is 4chan and not some private twitter account, anyone is and has always been free to come /here/. It did not stop us from hornyposting before, it shouldn't stop us now.
Don't know why people act like this place is some secret club that can be only accessed with some key or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995265
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994592
>>40994519
>watching the archive right now
>nowa says: " my mic is too loud, won't talk much"
your heads is a whole other world, more news at eleven

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
Shinri was manufactured for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994666
>the same retard trying to fit in
came back from your 3 days I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995392
Clown lust too OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Mama to cook and consume me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994394
never been into this kinda stuff but I guess I'm evolving

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995529
its Nowaschizo just ignore em

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995579
Yeah, evolving into a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994801
The Cat Slime jumping on his face while he was trying to explain something about the moon was very cute

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe i will just horny post another time LEADER I TOUCH MYSELF TO YOUR VOICE DURING THE MENSHI WAKING UP STREAM I IMAGINE YOU SITTING BEHIND ME TOUCHING ME WHILE FORCING ME TO WATCH MYSELF WHILE YOU MAKE ME CUM OVER AND OVER AND WHISPER SWEETS AND DEGRADING THING IN MY EAR, IM GOING TO FANTASIZE THAT YOU JERK OFF WHILE READING THIS SO I CAN CALM MY YUME BRAIN yeah, leader just ignore this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
Altare knows everything. Just give up and post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995561
>obsessed with posting irrelevant shit on /MANS/ instead of anywhere else on /vt/
>"noooooo y-you can't just tell me to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995640
can't believe I actually became a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995561
Would you please kill yourself already, faggot? We're trying to discuss TEMPUS here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995176
gay people can't even fix themselves tho...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared of Bettel's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995672
This but altnowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995701
Except I'm not the one shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995567
why does the clown have this much of a grip on /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995265
true and real

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995815
He’s stupid. And hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995815
He and Vesper are the only white men in Tempus, making them the most desirable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995672
Hot and same

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995775
>pic
Thanks, now I can't stop thinking about what a female Robesan would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
>inb4 Bettel is just faygoless pic related during his members

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995815
Because he is the only member of tempus who wouldn't eat subway sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995769
don't worry, he can't setup his handcam before the stream and that will be zatsudan instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995815
He plays his character well and it's not one that a lot of people are willing to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995892
>homestuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995892
While we are on this cursed topic, tell me what classpects you see the guys having.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995887
>Retarded classy female bartender with a fetish for ojisans and wants to be a little girl so she can be molested
>winning daughter
>gets shipped with a forceful grody vagabond grizzly styled man

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1614190571371003905

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995946
>it's not one that a lot of people are willing to play
with the current state of his fujos I can see why

[Anonymous No.]

hehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995242
Least menhera Altventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995902
He will, i will make sure of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996005
Kronii!?

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone save the vod of the group colab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995815
"Sassy but stupid" archetype is very popular with women

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996005
kowai..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996014
xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995887
>>40995962
I can save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996034
Here, open wide and say aah
https://gofile.io/d/1ntTEJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995979
Yup this really is the new tempus boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996053
Bae!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996005
Please stay away from my husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996045
thats a subway not a penis I promise

[Anonymous No.]

vesper releases a cover but its magnet with magni[\spoiler]
what would be your reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful guys, I believe there are gay tempuras among us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
jobberchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995672
Atta girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
i hope magni cries during it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
My reaction would be your spoiler reps anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996108
omg not the GAYS!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
my memories prob shit but didnt they want to do a rap cover with each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
Immediate graduation please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996108
I hate gays almost as much as I hate women!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996122
This fanart gave me chills when I saw it holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
Magni will cry tears of joy from the romantic feelings while Nowa will "No way fag" him after the songs done

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995983
hehehehe motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

Gavis Bettel? More like Gayvis Battel hahaha, amirite sisters??

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996224
Gay Is Better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996186
>Magni: I want to spend the rest of my life with you-
>Vesper: I’m so glad you’re my friend :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996186
Based Nowaoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996093
Secondhand embarrassment from their butchering of the japanese lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996270
Have you heard Daddy Daddy Do from Shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

Missing HG hours

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck
I already see the fucking parallels to the monetization streams
ITS NO COINCIDENCE
Shinri is doing what Vesper did
Bettel is doing something like what Magni did
Hakka is doing what both Axel and Regis did

Flayon is the only one which i have no idea what the fuck he is doing, so that stream is going to be crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996299
HES TRYING HIS BEST LEAVE MAMA ALONE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996262
every Nowa pairing is just him being oblivious as fuck I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996311
>HG

[Anonymous No.]

MANS have been so fixated on Zetaxel over the months that the one who's finally hook him up is Iofi because of Monster Hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996311
g is nowhere close to q how does this happen kek

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996324
>oblivious

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996324
>oblivious
That whore is doing it on purpose and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996324
>Vesper is a harem protag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996336
>>40996351
...I don't know, I really don't....

[Anonymous No.]

In Gen 3 we need a racist transphobic homophobic member of Tempus
That would be ideal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996316
Hakka gets a pass because karaoke is pretty common but Shinri and Bettel have no excuse at this point lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996391
Cute jobber anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996397
Anon, Holostars Indonesia will never be a thing, move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996397
thats just vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996299
at very low volume to support him, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996397
thats just shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996397
We already have all of that anon
Racist: Vesper and Magni
Transphobic and homophobic: Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996324
Kek first it was altnowa now magnoir…

[Anonymous No.]

Will Bettel take his meds before this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996445
And Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996442
Shinri is gay, does he hate himself? Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995357
Exactly, you're becoming an anime character. That comes with cool fan art, but also explicit porn and weird sex fantasies. It's just how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996445
>Altare "Dadfucker" Regis
>homophobic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996397
Me when I join

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996485
Axel is neither of those I can guarantee you that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996482
I hope not

[Anonymous No.]

We haven’t had new fics in so long…

[Anonymous No.]

have you seen this this cute kitty? well now you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996530
Ok Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996523
he doesn't fuck dads cause he's not homophobic, he fucks them to establish dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996482
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996445
I like to think Altare would be a TIRM: Trans-Inclusionary Radical Misogynist

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996336
>HG Aerial Gundam still out of stock on all my favorite stores

[Anonymous No.]

shinri will improve and then he will cover harapan panpanpan

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going through major tempus burnout but I feel like I should be around to support the new guys today

[Anonymous No.]

Why do some anons think Vesper is black? He doesn't have nigger voice or vocabulary

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996571
ah prison rapist logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995463
Exactly, people need to stop trying to fix him and just enjoy the warm, comforting flames of the trainwreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996485
Sexist :)

[Anonymous No.]

So, can anyone tell me what was the damage caused in MANS by Axel's stupidity last night? I saw some talk about artists wiping their account and I assume it's because they could've found them through /here/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996571
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996595
HARAPAN PANPANPAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996397
I'm all of those plus I own guns, HIRE ME YAGOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996655
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996571
Altare frustrated with his one-sided relationship with vesper taking it out hate fucking random dilfs…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996595
With Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996400
>Shinri and Bettel have no excuse at this point lol
shinri mentioned that he got the okay from vesper in one of his zatsus. vesper also claimed that he mailed shinri his hot sauces in his superchat reading stream. no idea about bettel though.

[Anonymous No.]

JWU how was Altare's debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996608

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996614
incarcerated Altare fic DOKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995769
First Tempus on stream house fire IKZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996397
Maybe gen4 or 5, because i am currently living at home and my mom would dox me in the first week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996636
I think a couple people wiped their accounts, but as a Tempus fujo on Twitter I haven’t seen huge fallout. People accepted pretty quick that Axel is too carefree slash dumb to actually care about any of the weird shit on here or take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996706
Nowa oji ah ah ah..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995815
We are horny for thigh high boots, well executed bits and pathetic men

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996606
dont push yourself anon, if you need a break then take it. they'll start to settle into their groove by the time you come back, so win-win for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996571
BASED. Nothing manlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996670
HARAPAN PANPANPAN
HORA TE TO TE TSUNAIDE
MADA SHIRANAI MAINICHI E

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996608
He sounds like one of those huge black nerd dudes

[Anonymous No.]

hot single clowns in your area

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996636
tourists posted in the thread, but other than that, thread is completely fine. Ignore all the nooses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996711
>Altare not turning into a prison bitch due to his slender frame and height
DYRBI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996689
I missed that in both streams and I watched them. I need to do my multitask reps...

[Anonymous No.]

altare - korean american
axel - japanese korean
magni - korean korean
vesper - african korean
shinri - canadian korean
flayon - canadian korean
hakka - brazilian korean
bettel - token white guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996804
HARAPAN PANPANPAN
HARAPAN PANPANPAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
Tempus is secretly a kpop group aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995979
damn Magni didn't even need to tell them to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996400
Just be grateful Shinri isn't doing karaoke...

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get burnt out from watching streams? Do you force yourself to watch each one, every single day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996523
The correct term is "DILF Hunter"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994998
This is factually true because in previous lives he played a (still silly) dominant character

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996849
Oh that's guaranteed, I was here when it happened, I posted the first screenshot, I was talking more of the consequences like what >>40996746 said.
I don't actually do any of that, but I know some people freaked out for real so that's why I am asking if it did any damage to artists and writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996400
NOOOOOOOOO MAGNI INVENTED HANDCAM STREAMS FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS BETTEL CAN'T COPY THAT SISTERS!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
>bettel - token white guy
made me LMFAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
Funny that Bettel being white is so easy to spot just by his food taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996565
I like this cute kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel probably saw that drawing of Altare ripping off his foreskin and sent it to him while laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997114
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996994
I typically let it go if I can't catch it live, unless it's something that seems really interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997055
Maybe on a week or two it will be clearer if anything changed but I think it's still too early to tell for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
>Bettel even stole Vespers token white guy status

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
>hakka - brazilian korean
Oi, we speak portuguese, he's venezuelan korean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
What makes you think Vesper is african korean

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997114
It's kinda sad we only saw his hololive pc - would've been nice if we have seen his actual pc he uses in northern elysium

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997162
>Vesper
>White
do your reps anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997173
You would expect him to be cautious on his company's computer but he probably don't care and there should be tons of porn websites in his browsing history

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
Lol poor Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

why has no one ever assume Vesper was black/white mix there everyone is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997219
Gravure album purchases

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
>the pure korean and the pure white are the most mentally ill
Tradchuds explain this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997226
I HAVE
MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE I WANT TO IMAGINE THERES MORE LIGHTSKINNED NIGGAS LIKE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997246
I can fix them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997076
Calm down Bettel it wasn't serious criticism

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna kiss Axel gently ;v;

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997198
it's all rrats anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40996905
Hol up you can't mind break me like that!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997314
I wanna kiss Axel's dick ;v;

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997076
>>40997280
mom the magmites and the bettelheads are fighting again

[Anonymous No.]

I'll probably miss Nowa's stream. o7

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri debut day: Oh this guy will be the yumebait I guess. Not really for me.
>Shinri now: WHERE’S MAMA I NEED MY MEDS *glub glub*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997391
o7 idk what a yellow alert is but stay safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997226
I assume that, or he's part spic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997427
SHINRI STOCK THROUGH THE ROOF

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997362
they should fight between the sheets instead hehehe

captcha is trying to tell me something…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997427
shinlings....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997314
I wanna fuck Axel into the ass
no homo btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997427
>>40994394

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997438
It's probably one step down from a tornado kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997485
WHERES THE FUCKING FAUNA EDIT AT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997427
>>40997466
At first I didn't really believe in him, but that nigga is the only streamer that made me sit through Slime Rancher and actually enjoy it. That takes talent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995575
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997496
Catbox of your dick with timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997496
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997427
Same anon, same... I'm glad he proved me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997496
6 feet apart, Altare

[Anonymous No.]

why is vesper streaming at this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995575
Whoa, this looks really nice. Mind sharing the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997496
yea im thinking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997605
HE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997496
Do it Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997605
My rrat is that he's got some work to do during the day for whatever reason he is in Japan.
Another option is that he hates his sea fans and want to get as close to his previous time as possible so he's been streaming at 7AM

[Anonymous No.]

give fic ideas onegai. i want to write something to wipe the dust off my account

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997723
>Nowa doing any work
him hating his SEA fans sounds more plausible

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
>my style is more chibi
Your style is Toru Nakayama's but even girlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997783
any pairing in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997605
Because it is convenient for me (an American)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997819
based American chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997792
He's a mormon anon, his family sent him there to teach english because he was supended

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997783
one of the tempus senpai molests their kohais in the japan offcollab onsen/bathhouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997810
doesn't matter, but any pairing that has Magni in it would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997819
And for me (a European)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991949
Unnironacly cbdct Is more unity than you because they don't shit their pants once a Niji is mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
fuck me that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997783
Magni and literally every single magmite

[Anonymous No.]

>Niji mention
theyre here already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997930
you're mentioning it too, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

I just made 5000 simoleons by investing in Shinri stock on debut! His stock is going through the roof as more and more invest in Shinri! What are you waiting for? INVEST IN SHINRICOIN TODAY!!!
ill stop now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
Exceptionally cute, and I don't even care much for teh bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997783
Drunk Vesper groping Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997964
ill invest in tempus coin :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997986
tempus is on the incline bbyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997630
https://twitter.com/nougatsoup/status/1614246026571059201?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>40991660
i love mans drawfriends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998026
thanks *chu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997964
I will never understand /nasfaqg/

[Anonymous No.]

HEY AXEL , TELL GURA TO STREAM MORE

[Anonymous No.]

How long do you think it'll take for monetization for VG?
Took like 2 months for HQ right?
I want to day-one member Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995575
Aww, that's really pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40995142
Yes I'm a retarded numberfag. I literally can't help it I know I'm a fucking schizo. I also don't personally care who they collab with, but I still don't want to see them get shit on because they don't realize how insane the Hololive fanbase can be in "protecting" the girls. I'll just keep this to myself in the future. Don't reply to me, I won't respond. No use in dragging out this convo because I know it'll be taken out of context and used by tourist faggots to shit on the boys and their interactions with the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998145
ogey
you can always just ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998141
i think you meant memberships, but i think it'll be a month for VG, hq took a month more because i suspect management was being retarded as usual

[Anonymous No.]

Altare x girlDM fic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998141
They're being monetized today, you meant membership.
Probably faster than that, 1 month maybe, HQ took weirdly too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998145
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998194
I think the boys said that they wanted to have enough ideas for content before starting membership. I guess they didn't want people to pay for bad content for a month or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994957
cockwarming for shinri and feeling him twitch inside you when he's startled by jumpscares

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998145
cums on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998194
>>40998218
Thank you I am an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

remember when Axel almost fucked up his membership stream by changing tier names

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998316
retarded dingo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998316
>almost

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998316
that pissed me off so much

[Anonymous No.]

Did Vesper have a single good stream after his suspension??
I am struggling to remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>40997246
How is Bettel mentally ill? He's just white.
Unless being white is an illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998487
The drunk rambling stream with the scuffed mic? Hello check?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40998487
new years twitter space?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread should be used as a case study to determine how the fuck a general composed of fujos, faggots, yumes, brotuber watchers, schizos, numberniggers, nijinigs, holofags, necrophiles, sadists, masochists, beastiophiles, smut lovers, amputee enjoyers, and CBDCT watchers can exist together in a relatively tenuous harmony where every group despises the other but agrees to a truce in their mutual love of Tempus