/rtg/ RRat Thread Gen - Dr. Pavel Edition

[Anonymous No.]

>"The Board Plan I just filed with the mods lists me, some rrats and Mr. Gosling here, but only One of (You)"

>"first one to give me a good rrat gets to stay on my aircraft"

HoloMyth Counter NaRRATives:

>muh Gura is actually depressed and doesn't like that she gets the numbers
Gura is in no way or form depressed or overwhelmed by her numbers mogging the fk out of her genmates, and senpais; nor is she gonna "relapse" once she hits one million, if anything she's annoyed about the fact that she has numbers because people are looking onto her as the face of HoloLive in the west, but not to the point that its itching away at her, she's lazy and doesn't like responsibility that's it, if anything she's looking at Cali to do what people expect her to do and is mostly annoyed that her genmates treat her more of a super talented coworker than a friend, so she tries to brush it away every time its brought up.

>Muh Calli is lazy and doesn't care about HoloLive and acts too cool for school
The Reality is that Calliope is actually the one who's overwhelmed by impostor syndrome, she doesn't know the overall scene when it comes to Otaku culture, and feels out of place at the fact that she's there, and its one of the main reasons she tries very hard to fit in. She feels like she doesn't belong there every time she looks at someone like Gura, and tries to play her character at the very least, even to the point where she fails miserably and spills spaghetti, she always questions herself if she even fits the role of "Calliope Mori" the character she's playing, its inferred in many of her songs especially Red "No one asks if the mask is an alright fit". All in all she tries to play what people perceive Calliope Mori to be and the fact that she can't even do that or fail to do that eats away at her every night. In actuality she just wants to make music and is more comfortable in it than being an entertainer, the reason why she's always out of it is because she's treats her work too seriously instead of enjoying her streams like her gen mates (probably why she always sing about the hustle in her song too).

>Amelia Watson
Bubba is dead, this is not the original bubba

>Ina
Lol barely any rrats about ina

>Kiara
Kiara being a narcissist stems from her failed career as an Idol, which uplifted her desire to be relevant, but she really do appreciate her gen mates, also She really is emotionally and sexually attracted to Calli
as to why she became a lesbian | Bradley H. White & Sharon E. Robinson Kurpius Sex Roles volume 46, pages191–200 (2002) "effects of sexual assualt to female psycholofy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210171

ignore the typos, I'm teaching my online class while I was typing this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210214
>Teaching online class
>Cites psych article from psych journal


A-anon, are you a psych professor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210268
Doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210171
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>Be me
>28 years old, coming off of 10 years working shit jobs for TV shows and hating it
>Back in school so I can get it together enough to do something else
>Taking required psychology class
>Call in to zoom meeting a bit early
>Professor is messing with the settings on his end
>Accidentally turns screen share on
>Guy has a spreadsheet of rrats about hololive EN girls, with links to warosu for each
>Quickly turns screen share off, audible "ah shit"
>Only a few students actually saw it but he was visibly shaken the first few minutes of lecture

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210518
I doubt University students read or can read nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210171
Ina
>Ina hates Coco
>Kiara and Ina hate each other
OP, are you even trying? Or are you actually a filthy takek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210977
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210977
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210171
>"Tell me about the orange woman! Why does she slay the rrats!?"

>"A lot of loyalty for an underpaid employee!"

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>>4210171
you people dilate so hard it's surprising you expect responses

no one """rrats""" about ina (retarded fucking term that exposes half as you as zoomers) because she's blatantly not a native EN thot. it's not hard to understand when you give up your playpen.
that's seriously the only reason I checked in. ina is based, get a better term. it'll advocate better dialogue.

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>>4210977
takos may be infuriating, but Ina herself is incredibly chill and has turbovirgin gigastacy energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211120

>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would slay a rrat, and say they don't visit /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>Bubba is dead, this is not the original bubba
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211292

>he was not imparted imperative details

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>>4211382
yes anon that seems to be the case, your deduction is accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211292
pre-Holo she had a dog named Bubba that was old af.

[Anonymous No.]

https://voca.ro/1oDg98TMk8BT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211583
KEK

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>>4211578
oh i saw that clip can't really tell dogs age but i guess its believable

[Anonymous No.]

Just you fucking wait. I am gonna gather my Foot-Clan bros, and we are gonna make turtlesoup out of all these faggots. And the Rrat-man himself is gonna be turned in to a chewing toy for Fatto Catto.
t. Shredderchad

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>>4211120
>>4211263

https://voca.ro/17w2w7N9YayX

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>ollie didn't get fingerbanged on stream
this ratt was supposedly proven false, but I have a theory it's all fake and she is a lesbian. sure, she is marketed as "the ntr idol", and had men in her house at the time of writing, but what if she is actually a lesbian? admittedly little proof for this rrat, but many believe that actually, she wasnt being fingerbanged at all.

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>>4211868
It's not a rrat I'm her bf

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>>4211909
you are saying it wasnt fingers, but in fact a penis inside her? this makes sense actually.
>could be true

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>>4210171
i have a nice rrat OP look
gen 5 was made to be an olive branch to the chinese
>proof Nene previous clothes was inspired in chinese traditional clothing
>then they made coco cry on stream rejecting the olive branch
nene's clothes get change showing they no longer care for chinese market for their hostility

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212005
Rrats are not facts Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212047
damm i thought i was in schizo territory with that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212047
what is it called when a rrat is true? because I have another one relating to gen 5
>aloe was planned to come back, and will eventually, but for now she is caring for her sick mother. once her mother either recovers or dies she will join hololive again

[Anonymous No.]

Don't talk like one of them. You're not.
Even if you'd like to be.
To her, you're just a freak. Like me. She needs you right now, but when she doesn't...
She'll ban you from her chat. Like a piggybank.
See, their morals. Their 'LOVE'. It's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of yabai. They're only as good as the mods allow them to be. I'll show you. When the doxes are out, these civilized 'goslings'... they'll eat each other.
See, I'm not a rrat.
I just did my reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212096
yeah that's a rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211157
Ogey

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>>4210668
R-Rude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212119
https://voca.ro/13OECgFlauj6

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212291
kek

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>>4212291
Im convinced you meant what you said

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>>4210171
All holos play up GFE by channeling their inner motherhood. This is why older holos like Rushia are more consistently able to pull of GFE compared to younger holos like Shion because their drying wombs are pumping them with baby loving hormones. Though holos like botan have gone through the point of no return which lessens the baby loving chemicals and consequently GFE.

[Anonymous No.]

My rrat: Most of the girls dont really care about people doxxing them. Why? Because if shit goes wrong and they graduate from hololive they wont lose their whole fanbase, some of them (the most loyal ones) will follow them wherever they go so on their next project they wont start from scratch. Maybe some girls doxxed themselves to have a plan B

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>>4212600
inb4 rushia raped in a supermarket

[Anonymous No.]

Murray: yeah that's not funny /vt/ That's not the kind of Humor we do on this show
/vt/: I'm sorry, yeah I'm Sorry, It's just you know its been a reough few weeks murray, ever since I dox those three nijiniggers
Murray: Okay im waiting for the punchline
/vt/: There is no punchline its not a joke
Murray: You're serious aren't you, you're telling us you doxed those three nijiniggers on page 10
okay why should we believe you?
/vt/: I've got nothing left to post, nothing on my folder anymore
murray: let me get this straight, you think doxxing those nijiniggers is funny?
/vt/: i do and im tired of pretending its not
Comedy is subjective murray isn't that what they say? all of you redditors who knows so much, you decide whats yabai or seiso, the same way you decide what's funny or not

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua taking break because she has to do "dancing" activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212119
>When the doxes are out these civilized "goslings"... they'll eat each other
Unironically true

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212650
based

[Anonymous No.]

Korone had a kid but she lost custody of it. She is also the oldest vtuber.
Ame has a bf.
Kiara is unironically a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212650
Im waiting for the vocaroo guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212708
I would not be surprised at the ame thing at all really. her roommate past life had a few different bf's if the doxfags are to be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

Half of all the combined Holostars superchats comes from Yagoo using different accounts

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211157
Ogey

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>>4212708
These are all true though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211219
fucking hilarious that it takes an entire board pretending to be us for anyone to get close to something to get mad about with ina

[Anonymous No.]

You wanna know how I got these rrats? My oshi's anti is a tranny and a SEAnigger. And one night he goes yabai than usual. My oshi banned him from the chat to defend herself. He doesn't like that. NOT ONE BIT. So me watching, he takes dox folder to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says "Why so schizo?". He comes to me with the dox folder "Why so schizo?" He sticks the doxes in my thread "Lets put a yab on your oshi" and... Why so schizo?

https://vocaroo.com/1iGaMvxCowk6

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212650
https://voca.ro/1Jb6QdHbpxvO

I fucking hate you retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>4213381


KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211583

TOPKEK

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>>4210171
>Enter rrat thread
>Expect /vt/
>Get /tv/ instead

It's treason then

[Anonymous No.]

>>4212708
>Kiara is unironically a virgin.
DYRBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>4213630

Both Ollie and her are

[Anonymous No.]

>>4213688
>Ollie
>Virgin
You can only pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to know why I use a dox photos? Rrats are too unbelievable. You can't savor all the... little (You)s. You see, in their last moments, goslings show you who they really are. So in a way, I know anons here better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were schizos?

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>>4211578
Has she ever given his actual age, it hasn't even been a year at holo

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https://vocaroo.com/14oLhGLkJHyL
(Artemis Posting)
This retardation belongs here

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211157
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>4213306
nice voice acting anon

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>>4210171
Calli did not intend to work as a vtuber, she got in because of luck. That's why she is funneling the fame harvested by the Calli persona into her own persona which is a washed out wigger rapper in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

/vt/ is /tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4216436
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4215907
>I would join the 40%
sides in orbit

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210171
the bubba rrat is probably true, especially since she feeds Bubba Secunde cheesy rice. Imagine what Bubba Prime was snacking on.

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>>4212650
>holofag calling other people redditors
???

[Anonymous No.]

I just did what I do best. I took your little rrat and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this thread with a few timeloops and a couple of baits. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody goes schizo when things go "according to the rrat." Even if the rrat is horrifying! If, later, I tell /hlgg/ that their oshi is whore, or this holo is reclining in subs, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the rrat". But when I say that one little holo's face will be revealed, well then everybody loses their minds!

https://vocaroo.com/1nDQDYdU90Jo

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>>4210171
Amelia commissioned Walfie
so did Pomu

[Anonymous No.]

Artemis or his fan is a janny abusing his power

[Anonymous No.]

>>4210268
>psych professor
I hope not that is like the janitorial staff equivalent in the academic world.

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>>4210171
COVER and Nijisanji are engaged in a massive shadow war over control of the vtuber market. Nijisanji agents infiltrated the COVER management to ruin the company from within, from the Mel harassment incident, the Great Video Game Purge, to manipulating Nene into doxxing Aloe and then paying for trolls and bots, coordinating alongside their own fanbase, to constantly harass Aloe until she quit. These incidents made COVER nearly go under from all the bad publicity but the reveal of holoEN counteracted this and took the pressure off. With the rising popularity of holoEN and the flood of EOP money into Hololive, Nijisanji engaged 'Operation: Zhang Offensive' by paying for viewbots originating from Taiwan to flood Haachamas YouTube statistics page so that she would mention Taiwan during her statistic review stream, while also making sure said stream was being re-streamed on Billibilli. They also made sure this applied to Coco as well, as she was one of the girls in Hololive who consistently brought in high amounts of superchat money. On top of this, both Haachama and Coco were targeted because they were gateway of EOP's, freshly brought into Hololive by holoEN, into the main JP branch because they knew english and had already pandered to EOPs prior. The ensuing invasion of Zhang spam bots and chinese nationalists threw Hololive into chaos, forcing COVER to suspend two of their high profile characters for over a month, close the holoCN branch and effectively neutering COVER's ability to partner with any chinese company for gacha games, tournaments, song collabs or any other product/service. They also lost faith, not only with the new EOP audience, but also their own home audience because COVER was seen as bowing down to China, a country both Nips and EOPs hate with a passion. The effects of this Zhang offensive would last for months as spam bots and more paid agents tried to get more Hololive girls into saying political or sensitive subjects to try and drag them down further. Although the effects have mostly subsided by now, Hololive has been permanently damaged by losing chinese company sponsorships and money, also scarring Coco for life as seen by her breakdown she had on stream from all the spam bots.Then after the ‘Zhang Offensive’, COVER announced the Hololive Alternative project to try and recoup their losses from the chinese market. Not wanting to allow this to occur, they tried to initiate a similar offensive as to Zhang offensive, such as stirring up drama that caused that one artist to leave the Hololive Alt manga and other various tactics like blowing up certain dramas like the janitor incident or the Marine/Miko BL manga drama. These incidents were never as successful, however, as the EOP presence had increased significantly and allowed Hololive to buoy itself and remain in place while incurring minor losses. Then we currently have the Gura rigger incident, where Nijisanji made sure to pay off the rigger in order to sabotage Hololives highest subbed account, but more information is needed to conclude this. Finally Nijisanji then launched their own EN branch to draw away EOPs into nijisanji with moderate success while also hoping to draw in any talent away from COVER to hinder their future gains. Although groups such as Vshojo, VOMS or Tsunderia exist, they don't nearly have the amount of success as Nijisanji or COVER due to oversaturation, snatching high value talents and tribal fagging, all planned in one of the few times Niji and COVER worked together to maintain hegemony in the market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4225355
Translation for my rratbros that can't read english:
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