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> Hololive was pushed to Youtube through multiple avenues "coincidentally" during the start of the pandemic.
> 2 weeks after Gura debut, Baby Shark "coincidentally" becomes the most viewed song on Youtube.
> Korone "coincidentally" got autocorrected to Corona, infiltrating her clips into the YT algo.
> EN cull happened "coincidentally" during the leadup to Jan 6.
> Coco graduation date was "coincidentally" on the same date as CCP's 100th anniversary.
> Rushia yab and termination "coincidentally" happened on the same week that the Russian invasion started.
> WeLoveRushia got "coincidentally" autocorrected to #WeLoveRussia and trended on twitter, Haachama blatantly points out "oh no, such a coincidence" and no one catches on.
> Rain Shaman meme event in Indonesia for MotoGP "coincidentally" 2 days before Kobo debut (+Rainych Facebook rrat pushed on FB, putting more eyes on her).
> Nijisanji "coincidentally" debuts their first ever solo talent mere weeks after getting 1M subs on the main channel and announcing their IPO.
> All of the major Hololive stars are "coincidentally" on a break during Salome's debut and road to 1M.
> Abe assassinated with a homemade shotgun "coincidentally" when Holos were preparing to play Rust, a game where you make homemade shotguns. The first stream was delayed twice, indicating that there were prior attempts before one succeeded.
> NASA's Webb Telescope's first Space image "coincidentally" revealed one day after Sana announced her graduation.
> Four days after Sana's graduation, a Pokemon "coincidentally" similar in concept to Sana's "bread dog" mascot is revealed.
> Ame and Kronii announce that they'll be collabing with Holostars EN, "coincidentally" around the time of the Queen of Britains's death. Scotland's contingency in case she dies is "coincidentally" called Operation "Unicorn".
> Nijisanji "coincidentally" cancels a much anticipated live a few days after President Xi Jinping reviewed combat preparedness of the PLA amidst Taiwan tensions

>> No.42238517

>>42238472
not reading that, just wanted to say that nijien is shit

>> No.42238579

>>42238517
yeah because they cuck all girl's streamer fans when they talk about them

>> No.42238652

Based

>> No.42239029

So when the war is over Rushia will return to Hololive?

>> No.42239254

>>42238472
watamage came from /x/

>> No.42241858

>>42238517
based holobro

>> No.42241930

>>42238472
Have joe rogan called you yet?

>> No.42242092

>>42238472
Based. Do not take those meds.

>> No.42242093

And all recent nijien clusterfucks? Only to distract subscribers from filian, so gura stays win

>> No.42242248
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42242248

>>42238472
*casts a spell that ensures china will get nuked in 2023*

>> No.42242310

>>42238472
Don’t forget that Axel “coincidentally” released his Queen cover right after the queens death.

>> No.42242351

>>42238472
I was recently planning to stop using this God forsaken board because of the constant Gura/homos/other boring shit that gets posted here but it's posts like this that keep me coming back!
Thanks anon, at least there's some effort!

>> No.42242371 [DELETED] 

>>42238472
You know too much.
We are coming.

>> No.42242416

>>42242351
>I was recently planning to stop using this God forsaken board
You should.

>> No.42242491

>>42242351
>I was recently planning to stop using this God forsaken board
Then do it

>> No.42242574

I don't think they even make meds strong enough for whatever op has.

>> No.42242742

>>42242416
>>42242491
I love You guys too

>> No.42242959

>>42242351
This pasta is like a year old.

>> No.42244426

>>42238472
Nobody's even pretending the Salome thing was a coincidence anon, her entire existence was literally a celebration of that milestone

>> No.42244531

>>42242491
I think he is taking the wrong "meds"

>> No.42245679

>>42238472
also, elon musk buy twitter, coincidently hololive topic appear when only niji existed before.

>> No.42246354

>>42238472
Wait, didn't Gura also go dark for two weeks when Ukrainian operational command declared information blackout during their north-east push?
The pieces are falling into place...

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>>42238472
I don't have an ogey powerful enough for this

>> No.42247438

This can't be stopped, even with meds

>> No.42247619

>>42238472
>2 weeks after Gura debut, Baby Shark "coincidentally" becomes the most viewed song on Youtube.
Peewiediepie made that shit popular in 2019 or so.

>> No.42250397

>>42238472
I see it now watamage. It all makes sense

>> No.42250564

Hololive was always part of the Freemasons cult. Those faggots knew what the world needed was a distraction from the politics of today. Israel and Russia are preparing something big, and it's gonna happen, but once it happens, Hololive EN will debut their 3rd Generation.

YOU WILL LISTEN TO THIS
YOU WILL REMEMBER MY WORDS
YOU WILL BE ASHAMED TO BE PROVEN WRONG
HAACHAMACHAMA

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>>42238472
We an go deeper

>> No.42252795

>>42238472
Take your meds and stop using jesus sheep for your shitposts, faglord

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