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How do we get her laid /vt/?

>> No.4254883 [DELETED] 

Cuck.

>> No.4254882

>>4254871
By letting me in

>> No.4254892

>>4254871
Assign Mel's manager to her

>> No.4254898

>>4254871
let's fly the uglyest of us oversea to do the deed

>> No.4254905

>>4254892
He has standards anon.

>> No.4254915
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Gentlemen, I shall take the burden upon myself.

>> No.4254936
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>>4254871
You can't.

>> No.4254937

>>4254871
It's okay guys, I'll do it. No need to thank me.

>> No.4254941

>>4254871
I shall sacrifice my precious virginity to the fennec if it makes her happy

>> No.4254974

I think there is a point where men just don't care about the looks and go for the girl, I'm sure there are a lot of people that would be willing to fuck her senseless.

>> No.4254979

>>4254871
King size bed (canadian)

>> No.4254991

p9et8GuqU5c

>> No.4255002

>>4254974
In terms of a plain jane face sure, personality can win out. But a fat hag? Requires either a very specific fetish or having no standards at all.

>> No.4255004

>>4254936
my dick is diamonds

>> No.4255011

>>4254936
Sounds like a /d/ream come true.

>> No.4255055

>>4254974
In the words of my people:

Ugliness exists NOT
In front of a raging COCK

>> No.4255076

>>4254871
point her to /fit/

>> No.4255095
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>>4254974
Her personality gets me fucking horny, I'd fucking destroy her clussy.

>> No.4255105

>>4254871

I DO NOT CONSENT !

>> No.4255144

>>4254974
This place has a lot of architects willing to start woking on her as a project, Anon

>> No.4255146

>>4254991
what website is this link for

>> No.4255174

>>4255002
Granny porn exists for a reason.

>> No.4255453

>>4254871
Porka...

>> No.4255544

i wont love her if she looks like a buta

>> No.4255720

as a normie who dated and married their high school gf, how are adults supposed to meet people and date in Japan outside of work and school?

>> No.4255768

>>4255095
Clussy? That's a new one.

>> No.4255773

>>4255720
Companies hook their employees up, online dating, and dating events. They don't work super well

>> No.4255857

>>4255773
aren't japanese males extremely desperate for a relationship and would thus exponentially increase her roommate's chance of getting at least some action?

>> No.4255906

>>4255857
Do fat chicks get fucked in Japan?

>> No.4255980

>>4255857
No actually. An oversimplified explanation of their population crisis is people are working too much, women are still too trad to make moves but not trad enough to sacrifice a career to raise a family and the men are either at work and/or are too happy with their incredibly high quality cartoon porn to commit to a real woman and the baggage that comes with it.

>> No.4256147

>>4255906
Yeah, by yellow fever weeb gaijins and illegal alien nigerians.

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>>4255906
Why doesn't she just lose weight?

>> No.4256277

>>4256200
Considering the fact that she had to get into a mocap suit and the fact they told Roberu he had to be a certain weight to use his, she may have already lost a few pounds

>> No.4256347

>>4256200

is the """body positivity movement """a thing in nippon?

>> No.4256389

>>4256277
>they told Roberu he had to be a certain weight to use his
Is winning son fat? I heard he was slaying chuuba pussy.

>> No.4256421

>>4256389
I doubt he's fat but he was told to lay off the redbulls and sugar

Also you dont gotta be skinny to slay chuuba pussy
Hes probably just packing major heat

>> No.4256431

>>4256389
I read on here that he's actually borderline anorexic but I don't watch him so I don't know if that's true.

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>>4254991
Is this real?

>> No.4256563

Wait, her roommate is chuuby? Architectbros...

>> No.4256598

>>4254991
She's still hot

>> No.4256658

>>4256277
>>4256389
Roberu was a lanklet, seems to have put on some lean mass and looks pretty good now, maybe he gyms with Polka since they have been close friends for at least 5 years

>> No.4256686

>>4256563
Do you think people where meme'ing about it. No, people where dead serious. Given, old pics. People can lose weight over time especially if they want to.

>> No.4256705

>>4256389
son is a fucking skeleton, I haven't done too much roommate reps but he seems to be the type of thin that happens when someone gets bullied into anorexia/bulimia

>> No.4256718

>>4256347
>not in full force, but they are there...

>> No.4256794

>>4254871
Convince her to give up on Japanese people and date gaijin.

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>>4254871

>> No.4256977

>>4254871
I mean, I would still love her, but she should lay off the carbs anyway, for her own health.

>> No.4257034

Ill take the job. If you think i wouldnt pork the oruca youre out of your god damn mind op

>> No.4257060

>>4255544
I'll love her even more if she does

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>>4254991
>p9et8GuqU5c

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>>4255768
Nope, its been here for a while

>> No.4257726

>>4254936
kek

>> No.4257760

>>4254871
Are holotards this delusional?

>> No.4257990

>>4254991
I got hard immediately. I must slam

>> No.4258068

>>4254974
I dont mind grooming her, her voice is pure sex

>> No.4258084

>>4256977
Hard on a regular Japanese diet.
Rice rice rice and more fucking rice everywhere.

>> No.4258148

>>4258084
Why aren’t all Nips fat? Is it really all the walking?

>> No.4258289

>>4258084
I think you got it backwards, it's really easy to not gain weight on a japanese diet.

This "carbs bad" shit is just bad science as always with this dietary shit. It's just to sell product. Diets are all scams.

>> No.4258349

>>4258148
No, it's because their diet is very good and they don't eat absurd portion sizes.

>> No.4258399

>>4258084
>>4258289
I like how we went from ALL FATS = BAD, to ALL SUGAR = BAD to ALL CARBS = BAD over the span of 30 years. When the fuck will people just accept that you just have to not be retarded and eat all of these things in moderation instead of cutting 1 of them completely out of your diet and feeling like shit in the process.

>> No.4258480

>>4258399
Carbs bad is the most retarded thing diet people have ever came up with.

Bread and wheat for the west. Rice for the east.
Man has survived of carbs since forever. If you aren't working hard in the fields you just eat less food than your forefathers. It isn't Hard and it isnt rocket science

T. Somewhat heavier guy. But that's because I frankly never gave a shit. But everybody who does shouldn't use any of these gay diets. ESPECIALLY since their metabolism will get used to the diet and when they switch back to normal eating they'll gain it all back

>> No.4258537

>>4254871
put a paper bag over her head

>> No.4258587

>>4258399
All sugar=bad and all carbs=bad are essentially the same thing since carbohydrates are metabolized into simple sugars by your digestive system. We've been on the same fad for a while now.

>> No.4258605

>>4258084
Cutting carbs is junk science. Eat sufficient protein, and be in a calorie deficit, you will lose weight. You can't break the laws of thermodynamics. It really genuinely is that simple.

>> No.4258714

>>4258399
The big problem is that people think dieting is somehow about finding the secret trick to not gain weight. The real secret is to just eat food that doesn't make you feel like shit. What do you think feeling like shit means? It means there's something wrong with your body.
If you eat in a way that makes you feel bad, then clearly you are eating the wrong things. So any diet that says "well you need to feel like shit so you know it works" is clearly not good for you.
Just eat less. Reduce portion sizes and not by a lot, just a little bit over time. Losing weight takes a long time and you don't really see results and the more you obsess over it, the harder it gets.

The best method is to just live with someone who isn't fat and to match what they eat. Just eat the same amounts.

>> No.4258811

Have known her since her oda days and her raunchy bj asmrs are what awakened my fetish for fat girls with sexy voice. Sadly she is the only person who i know with that qualities

>> No.4258928

>>4258714
I think quite a lot of overweight people have developed a food addition. Drinking too much or doing drugs makes people feel like shit as well after the initial high but they still do it.

>> No.4259104

>>4258714
you can't lose weight just by dieting, you have to exercise.
personally i recommend starting with weight training and then slowly incorporating cardio.
having said that, polka doesn't need to do all of that, just let me in japan, i will fuck all her calories away.

>> No.4259138

>>4258349
this desu
the US is #1 worldwide in average calories per day at a whopping 3800, Japan's average calories per day is 2800. Most developed countries (also becoming fat) average 3300 or so.

>> No.4259143

>>4258714
Carbs are easy to gorge on... fat is calorie dense but filling.
I've lost 80lbs before, just eat less and move more. Eat protein and things with a lot of roughage but is low calorie like squash and broccoli.

>> No.4259232

>>4258714
Terrible advice. Most people are fat because they can’t resist the short term temptation of eating junk food and drinking sugary beverages as opposed to eating veggies or whatever the fucks healthier for you. Yes, long term they will feel like shit due to their abysmal diet but they don’t care. People make short term decisions. Staying healthy and losing weight means to practice restraint, not to feel “less shit”

>> No.4259241

>>4258811
>bj asmr streams
Damn I missed out on reps

>> No.4259261

>>4255980
To piggyback on this point, even if they wanted to get the real deal, there's soaplands, massage parlors, and straight up brothels in Japan to do it quick, cheap and without baggage.

>> No.4259269

>>4259104
No, you got it backwards. Exercising doesn't help you lose weight at all. It helps you build muscle and helps you improve your health. Which is good, but it doesn't make you lose weight. Exercise is arguably counterproductive, because it makes you more hungy, which means you are more likely to overeat.
Just eat less and take your time.

>>4259232
Eating junk food makes you feel bad, drinking soda makes you feel bad. In the short term.

>> No.4259337

>>4258480
I mean really it's a simple equation having to do with calories in and calories out. carbs are a primary source of calories which is why the realization to cut them down is effective. People often eat too much fat but it's harder than binging on bread and stuff. Really you just need to cut calories to lose weight.

>> No.4259397

>>4259269
building muscle is important to weight lose.
the more muscles you put on the more lean body mass you have, which increases the passive amount of calories your body burns a day
gaining muscle while maintaining your caloric intake will cause you to passively lose fat over time, it'll also enable you to do more aerobic exercise in the future and increase your metabolism
losing weight just based on diet is retarded, hit the gym.

>> No.4259418

>>4259269
Both can help you lose weight, since it's all about either reducing calories in or increasing calories out. Exercise, especially stuff like jogging does burn a decent amount of calories, although you still burn a ton of background calories just by living.

>> No.4259427

>>4259269
Are you retarded? Sugar addiction is a thing and so is addiction to greasy, salty fast food. It’s objective human physiology/ evolution. Unless you psyche yourself to not like these things because you know they are not good for you or are one of these weirdos with particular tastes, you will crave these types of food.

>> No.4259585

>>4259397
Do you necessarily have to lift? The prospect of doing reps at the gym seems tedious and boring as hell to me, but I find myself being fine with going on long walks/jogging everyday.

>> No.4259631

>>4259269
Converting bodyfat% to muscle increases your basal metabolic rate a wee bit, activity increases your calorie burn a decent amount (albeit not nearly enough for a lazy 2 hr/week exercise pattern to justify 3kC/day), but more importantly, it protects your overall health.
Pure calorie cutting even at sane levels will induce wastage because you are deviating from your "typical" calorie intake, and therefore in a period of famine. Even mild increases in physical activity will eliminate that wastage.

>> No.4259684

>>4259585
Resistance training is beneficial for health, but it doesn't have to be reps at the gym. Bodyweight exercises are easy ways to add resistance into your daily routine.

If we're just talking burning calories and overall health, yes, you absolutely should be doing 150 minutes of steady state cardio weekly for general health. Interval training is a meme and no one is ever doing it right anyways. Unless you're a performance athlete, HIIT is not useful for you. Do lower intensity steady state cardio. It's good for you. Just choose something you enjoy, whether it be walking, cycling, hiking, jogging, etc, and do it regularly.

>> No.4259688

>>4258811
tell me there's an archive

>> No.4259787

>>4259684
agreed. Weight training is good, but the thing that is going to burn the majority of calories is cardio. Go hiking, even better go backpacking, although that gets pretty expensive.

>> No.4259863

why did this turn into a bodybuilding dot com thread? which one of you is gonna hit us with the “8 days in a week” meme

anyways i’m a slave to the clussy i don’t give a fuck what she looks like

>> No.4259910

>>4259787
Big fan of backpacking, personally, but it's got a high initial investment. For anyone interested in hiking though, absolutely research your local trails and get out there. Burns a ton of calories, is very fun, nice time in nature, etc. Just be smart. Don't go out without water, for instance.

Planning about 150 miles on the Appalachian Trail for this summer, very excited.

>>4259863
Based, I literally don't care what Polka's roommate looks like, I'd turn that clussy inside out any day of the week.

>> No.4259919

>>4259631
>Pure calorie cutting even at sane levels will induce wastage because you are deviating from your "typical" calorie intake, and therefore in a period of famine. Even mild increases in physical activity will eliminate that wastage.

Citation?

>> No.4259925

>>4259585
no you don't have to lift, you can do do body weight training.
you can also buy a kettlebell (start small if you're out of shape, i mean really small, like 8 kg) and get a killer workout at home watching anime or listening to music.
another option is just to do yoga or HIIT or whatever, there's lots of forms of exercise you can do.
just pick one that you like and works for you, honestly that's the most important part, but i do think everyone should put a bit of resistance training into their reps, just because growing your muscles feels nice and gives you confidence.

>> No.4259935

>>4259919
there isn't one, it's more junk sci

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