/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

was it kino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

it wasn't just kino

it was... quineau

[Anonymous No.]

So what happened to Haachama? How did her head managed to get cut off, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>426586
She cut her head off by cutting Haato's head off since they are the same body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>426778
What about that picture showing them as two different people, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
Yes, unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>426778
>>426943
also after cutting her haato's head off she took over the stream like nothing had happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
Usually if I see a notification I'll hop in the stream for a bit. I actively anticipated Haato/Haachamas streams for the past few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>426586
haachama's head is eating haato's body right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
she might have asked management herself to add this specifically to her outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
Yes. Haachama is a genius. She reminds me a lot of papa franku, and I'm interested to see what she does next. Not even memeing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
>Expected cute lewd girl who reviews ecchi art. Red heart was a great song
>New model had a cute patch so maybe chuuni shenanigans
>Instead get menhera stuff with dissociative identity disorder themes
It would be funny if it did not scare me.

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>>425960
This smug Japanese teenager has just become to best horror author since HP Lovecraft, and she did it in spite of being so low IQ that she didn't know you can order a plain cheese pizza with no toppings at Domino's. How does this make you fell, Anonchama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>439412
>New model had a cute patch so maybe chuuni shenanigans

Also, if I recall correctly, the patch covers the left eye, as today's stream revealed that Haato's right eye was constantly blinking whenever Haachama was mentioned and some anon found out that said eye had a single pixel constantly changing colors during her I'M BACK video. The patch could symbolize Haachama trapping Haato and not allowing her to see the horrors she has been doing, such as eating insects and lewding herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>439412
you sound like a tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
People depicts her as a retard, but she is actually a fucking genius. Pretty impressive how she pulls out all this stuff at her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>439768
Sex with haato chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>439768
ogey niggerman

[Anonymous No.]

>>439855
Then why doesn't she wear the damn thing more often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>439892
>subject-verb agreement
since "People" is a plural noun, you should've written "depicts" in its plural form "depict".

[Anonymous No.]

She got a new Live2D upgrade and she either goes

A
>Hype a 2.0 upgrade, like Coco, and get a sudden 40K-60K ++ live viewers for a single 1 hour stream plus a burst of Superchats

Or

B
>Slow cook the reveal into a storytelling that delves deep into her lore. Pique's the public's interests and floods the timeline with clips from clippers and rousing the people's curiosity. This nets her an extra 30K+ new subs plus the extra possibility of new live viewers coming back to watch after the fad fades out.

I'd say she put herself into a position where she'll need to put effort to make the new ones stay and remain interested in her gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>439892
She's clever and creative but a bit of a dope when it comes to executive functioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>441826
She is like 19 tho. That is something that can be learned over time

[Anonymous No.]

>>441898
Agreed, I also think haato might have ADHD which worsens things in that regard. Nothing that you can't learn to deal with though.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
I wasn't sure if I should be terrified or aroused. Definitely kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>426943
She's just emulating the same schizophrenia that runs rampant here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>439977
Spite. She wants Haato to see the weird shit she's making their shard body do when she's not in control.
Maybe, assuming it is a shared body and not twins or something weirder like a dullahan with 2 heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>441826
> a bit of a dope when it comes to executive functioning

I think you just described at least half of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

She's got 998k already. At this rate she will reach 1 mil before she gets a chance to stream again.
Also random morning thought - everyone expecting something insane from her on 1milion. What if she just trolls us and we get stream as normal and ordinary as possible?

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>>442550
It would be funny for a minute but ultimately disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>442550
I could see that. Doing a completely seiso celebratory stream and cooking something normal like steak and asparagus with a complimentary wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442550
she's gonna do a normal minecraft stream building the tower of babel without acknowledging her sub count at all.

and then near the end when she finally finishes it, haachama will take over and blow up the tower, crashing the holoserver with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442550
She's already at 999k

[Anonymous No.]

THE NUMBERS MASON, THE CALLS.. WHAT DO THEY MEAN??

[Anonymous No.]

>>442550
Just reached 999k anon. No one can stop the Chama's return.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>442657
I mean, I would those thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442550
I have never seen a Vtuber incline this hard in my life. It really shows how efforts can pay off if you really try. Reason why I really love Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442937
Didn't Nene gain like 20k subs the day of her redesign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>442964
Really? I don't follow Nene that much, so my observation can be biased in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442657
well this is one that won't be in the next lewd art review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>443307
knowing her she'll use it as her next thumbnail or have it flash on the screen for a second during her next haato torture vid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442937
I can think of one but it's a hush word around these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>443951
That was on the back of a new game+.

[Anonymous No.]

>the graduation rrat may be real
https://youtu.be/5clHgQZJ3vY
not like this bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>444730
Nah, she's just carrying on the split personality war narrative. I bet the end result will be the two personalities uniting and becoming "Haatochama".

[Anonymous No.]

>>444730
>Hits 1 mil
>BYEBYE【Akaihaato】
I'm gonna need a neck brace after this, whatever happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>444730
She graduation baited before when she graduated schooling and moved back to Japan. Have some more faith

[Anonymous No.]

less than an hour till 1M stream starts

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ, I thought the "most powerful idol" was a joke but she plays her cards very well for stirring some hype and push her fast over 1 mil.

[Anonymous No.]

The tower of babel stuff is great for obvious reasons, but when are we gonna see someone try to work the golden calf idol thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444730
DAMNIT HAATO I NEED TO WORK AT THAT TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>448266
>Lovemaking with Haato
>Rough, violent powerfucking with Haachama in a constant dominance fight where pulling out is not an option even if you wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>448292
>She'll bake your cum into your breakfast and force you to eat it

[Anonymous No.]

>HAACHAMA AT ONE MIL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>448618
>selfcest ending
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>439768
>she didn't know you can order a plain cheese pizza with no toppings at Domino's
Wait, THAT'S what she meant by pepeloni? I thought she ordered peperoni pizza and took the peperoni off to eat separately?

[Anonymous No.]

>Channel is now akkai haato haachama death inbound

[Anonymous No.]

This is truly the Evangelion of anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>448901
That wasn't pepeloni, that was the no one?

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking 60k people watching her stream right now, how much is the top hololive score?

[Anonymous No.]

>>449815
The Pepeloni, a Shakespearean sonnet

The Pepeloni, ah, the Pepelone
Dost thou perceive the thing of which I speak?
The Pepeloni where there is not one
That I obtain from Dominos boutique

Of Pepeloni I am rather fond,
I evermore request the pan of cheese
Can words express the heart of a gourmand?
Perhaps a drawing will do more than these

Behold: The pan of cheese contains an ear,
And in that ear is cheese in greater share,
And pepeloni on the surface, here,
Which Dominos hath placed with such great care.

I pluck it with impunity. Away!
Because I shall consume it not this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>449901
based pepeloni poster

[Anonymous No.]

LORE BOMB INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S SO KINO I'M GONNA DIE

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT'S HAPPENING SOMEONE TELL ME

THERE'S SIMPLY TOO MUCH AUTISM

[Anonymous No.]

oh god...

[Anonymous No.]

it keeps happening

[Anonymous No.]

wow

Haachama is legit dead

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take this...

[Anonymous No.]

what evens have just transpired in front of my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

so, uh, was all of this just to show her new live 2d avatar?

[Anonymous No.]

will you pick up, anons?
why won't you answer the phone, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I get it

The higher ups said Haachama can't go on, so she had to bury her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>449899
Gura got 120k for one of her karaoke, idk if that is the record though.

[Anonymous No.]

Haatons are truly blessed with the best oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>her little pig mascot has the neck stiches
if this was planned from the start all I can say is bravo

[Anonymous No.]

>3 discord calls in the end

oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>439768
>best horror author since HP Lovecraft
AAAAAA A PEPELONI IM GOING INSAAAANE
HELP ME YAGOOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone spoonfeed me what just happened? I watched the stream but am not following the story well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>450780

[Anonymous No.]

>As vtubers grow they become more loose and aloof
>Haato eventually becomes Haachama, likely a lot closer to her actual IRL personality
>Has big success with her cooking and filth shenanigans, she probably likes this way more

>The bosses step in, saying this is too much and not marketable
>Order she quits Haachama
>So she orchestrates this whole deal

>Hence the "I love you always"

I cracked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>450765
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>450780
The strongest idol, whos name i'm not so sure about, works in misterious ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>439768
she knows how to order a cheese pizza, her mum just forced her to get toppings because a plain cheese pizza is seen as a waste, and she never got over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>450902
That actually makes sense.

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>>450855
>tfw been saying Haachama didnt kill haato and that haato was killing haachama the whole time
>may have been right

[Anonymous No.]

>>441378
Honestly shes playing a dangerous but lucrative game. Theres no other content like hers in the entire vtubber sphere. We all know it can't last forever tho with just this one arc but for now its definitely going to be must watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>450751

The thumbnail for her debut literally has her head out of frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>448901
I thought she finds the peperoni too strong so she likes the taste it leaves in the pizza but not the peperoni itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>449899
Miko's return had 145k and that is the hololive record for most live viewers on a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
KINOCHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>450711
I’ll always answer for you Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>it was Haato all along
>Haachama was the weird girl who loved her twin sister and wanted to stay together forever
>Haato loved her a bit too much and also wanted to stay together
>literally
>so Haato cut Haachama's head to put her own on it and stitch them together
>ended developing a second personality formed by Haachama's lingering one
>to the point Haato has tried to ignore her existence by saying "who is Haachama?"
>it was Haachama who was crying for help all this time
>Haachama is still alive

What a ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>451004
I thought pekomama had the most? dunno what site people use for numberfagging to check though

[Anonymous No.]

>>450780
don't think anyone gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
Haachama is bae!

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
It was mediocre

[Anonymous No.]

>>451278
thanks for the breakdown, i was confused af

[Anonymous No.]

>>451278

The bigger question is, during the stream, you had both Haato and Haachama calling in at various points, and both Haato and Haachama had their heads cut off from their bodies.

So, who is the third personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>451332
the IRL girl behind the vtuber

her vtuber personalities have become sentient and independant

[Anonymous No.]

>>451332

[Anonymous No.]

Have other Holos reacted to this entire arc? I'd expect clippers to go crazy and post videos about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>451410
I know of only two and both were very very confused

[Anonymous No.]

This will probably end with her splitting Haachama to another channel.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest with me, how much lore do I miss by not knowing moonrunes ? Did she actually translate it all or are there parts I didn't get ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>451372
>guys help my vtuber tulpas are going to rape me
>create a jackie chan tulpa

[Anonymous No.]

so basically Hachamaa content is on hiatus/over? im legit confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>451410
Polka posted a comment under one of those short clips we're getting lately
Kanata got confused as fuck when she met Haatochama in MC, Moona and Towa went along with her play though
Kiara showed up on today stream
That's all I know about

[Anonymous No.]

>>451496
probably just wants to go back to being normal
HAACHAMA autism 24/7 has to be a pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>451476
Including the baby and the stairs and ladder factory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>451523
But anon
which of the two IS the normal one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>451459
There are usually about 2-3 EN translators in her chat. Filter for their messages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>451410
Miko posted this https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1359501908856086532?s=20 and basically reiterated the same idea at the beginning of her current Nier stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
the kinoest

[Anonymous No.]

the only way this can end is a professor hulk style merging of the two where they don't just coexist but live together as a single entity.

haachama tried to kill haato by cutting off her head, but found out that haato cannot die as long as haachama lives. haato drugged haachama to sleep but knows that haachama will wake up at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly thought it would have been over when the coexist part showed up, but now it feels like it's going circles. Maybe she tries to bring a third personnality so that both haachama and haato are against the new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>451681
I think she should leave things like this. It was a fun ride to 1M but I'm not sure if adding more could become tiring.

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>>451541
haato was the first character she portrayed out of necessity to fit the idol role
haachama is the antithesis of haato created in protest of the requirement to act
the true self, the vtuber, lies inbetween, but forever sealed away

[Anonymous No.]

>>451713
>Accept your shadow
>Crave your light
>Neither angel nor devil man walks the line between achieving the greatest virtue and committing the gravest sin

[Anonymous No.]

im confus

[Anonymous No.]

>>451288
No, the Peko one had 129k while the Miko one had 145k

[Anonymous No.]

what if haachama was asking for help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>451837
It was Haachama asking for help, they weren't split personalities originally but twins, and Haato loved her sister so much that she cut her head off and put her own in Haachama's body so they could truly COEXIST FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>451837
>Artist intended it to be a Shining reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>451837
>that art style
dayo?

[Anonymous No.]

So wait? Did Haato had sister Haachama?
but she died when they were both young and haato couldn't accept it so she got split personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>it wasn't "i'm sorry, please don't hurt me"
>it was "i'm sorry, i have to do this to you"

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>>451955
haachama died choking on a spider
haato absorbed her consciousness before she died and they agreed to #coexistforever
the toll of hosting two consciousnesses has degraded the sanity of haato who began to torment haachama
haachama attempted to take over the body in response, but ultimately failed when the 1M sub milestone dragged out the IDOL AKAI HAATO

source: i am a schitzophrenic

[Anonymous No.]

>Lore drops
>1m subs
>new Haachama Holobase song
Today is a good day
I know you're here Holobase, keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>451955
haachama is alive, I can say it in red

[Anonymous No.]

>>452307
My nephew really likes this VN, something about seagulls and witches right? Is it any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>450780
Haachama's in her kitchen, all's right with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
Nyanners did this gimmick already. A bit disappointed in Haachama for stealing ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

haato and haachama gave off some good horror vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>452857
you mean fucking horny senzawa wanna be
nyanners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>451681
You just know she's going to run this into the ground. Nips can't help themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>452857
Post proof, I can believe she discarded an old identity but I highly doubt it was something she built up to for years, and culminated in biblical references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
No.
Frankly, the whole thing is getting boring now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>453068
>You just know she's going to run this into the ground
>Implying that this hasn't already happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>452228
This is the least retarded take on this saga I've heard so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>453189
>>453237
kys selves

[Anonymous No.]

>>450962
im just hoping that she doesnt quit this style to become a normal vtuber idol because there are already too many of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>449901
Underrated

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So, do you think these videos represent the end of an era? Will we never get yabe Haachama videos, at least to the extent that happened last year and the beginning of this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>460745
>implying she is not going to make HAACHAMAvsHAATO videos for the rest of the year

[Anonymous No.]

why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>460745
I expect her to just switch between the two identities whenever she feels like it. Sometimes doing crazy streams as haachama while other times doing more quiet streams as Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
my favorite schizotuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>461054
australia broke her

[Anonymous No.]

On one hand I don't want this to end, on the other it should end because otherwise it'll get stale.

Just going back to normal streams will feel weird now though

[Anonymous No.]

>>461691
she needs to normal stream for a bit, like a week, and then give another lore thing. just keep it weekly and give small hints through the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>450711
Haato, dump it

[Anonymous No.]

>>450711
When both are calling at once, thats when I pick up

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>>461755
Judging by the calendar, the big updates look like it will be 18/2, 28/2, and 3/3, with an X marking 3/3, so it seems she's intending to build this up and end it on 3/3. Obviously, the best end to this would be she'd do both kinds of normal streams she is known to do (comfy Haato and yabe Haachama streams) once it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442657
Ah nice, you used the updated version that I posted to leddit, thanks anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

I think Lain was easier to comprehend first time round than whatever that was
Good job Haato on creating the ultimate Schizo-arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>441378
>I'd say she put herself into a position where she'll need to put effort to make the new ones stay and remain interested in her gimmick.
Keep in mind that you're talking about the girl who ate a fucking tarantula live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>463132
where do you even buy a tatantula to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>463150
Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>463150
Amazon, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>450902
>plain cheese pizza is seen as a waste
Sad 5 cheese type pizza lover noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>463132
>Keep in mind that you're talking about the girl who ate a fucking tarantula live.
Asians eat literally everything, how is this supposed to be extreme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>465095
Not japanese retard. They were even grossed out by butter when white people showed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>438966
>papa franku
the sheer cringe. fuck off back to your reddit-shithole

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about the "Haatochaama never went to Australia" theory?

[Anonymous No.]

What did google mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>425960
Peakest of all peaks.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting Umineko vibes from this whole thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>467496
I thought about that too. She could have Have just chosen Australia cause they share the same time zones pretty much. Doesn't seem like her English has improved that much DESU. Though that could be due to quarantines.

[Anonymous No.]

>If you read a post on /vt/ backwards, it becomes a discussion of "Seinfeld"

[Anonymous No.]

haato never went to australia
she's just in the philippines

[Anonymous No.]

>>467496
I mean the Woolies packaging is actually legit, and I doubt you can ship that stuff to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>467496
Footage from one of the Haachama cookings in a Melbourne shopping centre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>451550
am i supposed to know what that says?

[Anonymous No.]

>>450765
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>481247
Yes, do your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

to think that while haachama was here, i could have travelled around enough to make it statistically probable that i was in the same room as she was at some point, meaning i could have breathed a fraction of her residual cellular residue.

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>>442657

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>>463132
Didn't she just threw it into miso soup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>450765
kek