/hag/ - Toy Edition

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Thread #182
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I'm fucking furious right now, post hags

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I'm not making a thread ever again

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>>44427468
>>44427769
Come on now fellas, lets relax and not say anything rash

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pol...

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>>44427769
what happen lalion bro?

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Wait, what happened? I was in the shower.

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>>44428203
>>44428348
>no hag thread
>been a while since the last time I OPd because I'm blind and I never see already existing threads
>spend a good 5 minutes checking for threads just to make sure
>make one
>as soon as I refresh the catalogue a thread posted 30 (thirty) seconds before mine pops out
uhu... bweeh... bweeeh...waah...

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>>44428802
Nothing happened, bread just died due to bump limit

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>>44428891
kek, it happens to the best of us

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>>44428891
anon... ctrl+F...

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>>44432305
Also the "Search" feature works too

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>>44432305
>>44432806
I know but sometimes my stupid ass mistypes without me noticing and I get fooled!!

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>>44432984
Damn, Dumb anon. Correction needed

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>>44432984
Trembling fingers huh? I get you anon!

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I love you hagbros

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>>44434229
I love you too bro

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>>44427468
>>44427220
I already have a thing for absolutely massive breasts, but something about Korone specifically having insanely gigantic milkers has some kind of unique appeal to me. Maybe the idea of her coat somehow forming some kind of parlor trick to conceal them, and then the slow dawning realization of their true size as she starts to take it off. The same kind of appeal as unwrapping a present I guess.

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Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners

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>wakes up early so she can stream for the whole day
I love her, bros

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>>44435296

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>>44437745
Mammoth tiddies that could knock you out if they turn around too fast truly are the best

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I love this dog!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>44438583
how big is too big

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>>44438978
I'll tell you when you've hit it

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>>44438978
Never enough
Honestly it depends on the artist's style, I've seen guys who can legit make any size look insanely hot but others who somehow make huge tits look bad. For me 90% of the time there really isn't a "too big" though.

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>>44438978
Noel’s roommate

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>>44441905
No

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Make the hags {{{{{ bigger }}}}}}

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>>44435491
>アラサー=woman around her 30’s
>アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
So the japanese version for puma and cougar?

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Hags drive me crazy!

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>>44443738
Xbox hueg!

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We back

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>(You) realize that you havent had a medical checkup in like, years
>Koyori overhears it,mentions the state of the art equipment in the lab and tells you she will do it if you help with an experiment
>You take on her offer
>Fast for 12 hours, pee on a cup,get your blood taken, in just ten minutes you get some results. Koyori mentions everything is great at first glance
>But she can go a bit more in depth if you want. She has a weird satisfied look as she says this
>Still say yes, you are kinda worried of cancer.
>She takes some more blood, a few hairs and gives you a sandwich (homemade) so you dont feel like shit
>Results come back, Koyori bites her lower lip, breathing heavily as she tells you its all in fantastic state, your genes are amazing and your immunologic system is top notch
>Only one last test, it might be ''intrusive''. She starts a recording device and puts it on the table next to you
>Agree anyway. She kneels in front of you and makes you drop your pants. Instant Erection
>''Top Notch Libido'' she says, as she inspects your erection,salivating and sweating ''Superb lenght, girth and even curvature''
>Plants her nose in your sack and starts huffing your musk. ''Unbelievable Pheromone and Semen production''
>Puts a condom on you and drops her pants
>As you poung her, she screams ''AMAZING TECHNIQUE''
>As soon as you cum, she makes you pull out and catches the condom, entranced with your ejaculation
>''Exceptional ejaculation volume'' she barely gets a sample on a machine as she greedily drinks the rest
>''More than twice the spem count of a normal ejaculation'' she bends over the table, shaking her ass for you
>You obligue, pounding her again, she can barely breath yet she keeps narrating
>''SPERM HIGHLY MOBILE, AGRESSIVELY WANTS TO PASS ON ITS GENES''
>The rest of her clothes go fliying, you keep going
>''COMBINATION OF FACTORS FORCES OVULATION, MULTIPLE OVUMS MIGHT GET FORCEFULLY RELEASED''
>Your hips are a blur, as she screams, moans and squirms, lost in pleasure
>''RISK..OF..FUCK,...RISH...IMPREGNA-IMPREG-SHIT...NATION...INMI..MINNEEEENT''
>You both finish, dark spots dancing in your vision as you pump everything you have inside of Koyori
> You almost black out, your knees feel weak, Koyori is still trembling after her orgasm, the floor below her drenched with her girlcum
>''Mul...multi-multiple Ovums fertilized'' she is barely concious, twitching as she tries to reach her recording device
>''Experiment is a sucess...Anon is Dr Koyori's most compatible mate''
>She takes a look at you, and flashes a smile
>''Projected offspring from the experiment: Three''

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>>44450919
H-hot
https://files.catbox.moe/eyvaqp.jpg

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I missed you so much guys

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>>44453981
It's ok to leave for a while. Everyone has their own shit to do, chubby Watame poster.
We missed you too!

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"No, not that one," Korone says, ears drooping softly as she can see the small hint of disappointment on your face. Her gaze is drawn to a white dress shirt to your right, and you can see the spark in her eye. "I think this would look great on you!"

Holding the green tee up by the hanger, you look over to the top in question. You furrow your brow, but quickly relent. It's not your style, sure, but...well. Korone likes what Korone likes. Mocking surrender, you hang the shirt - featuring your favorite band, Anon and the Mous - back on to the rack, grabbing the one your girlfriend picks out. She slides into your side, leaning into you and planting a gentle lick on your cheek. You grin sheepishly in response, rubbing the back of your neck with your free hand. Your embarrassment only seems to fuel her delight.

It's been a weird few months with your new girlfriend. The age difference was something you got over fairly quickly, as you're not one to judge, but you feel like things have been progressing rather...fast. Within five months you were already living with her, learning how to cook things you'd never heard of for her, learning to cook IN GENERAL, getting a better sleep schedule, getting more and more into exercise and the like...all because of her. You don't think it's anything worth complaining about, necessarily. You're healthier, you're well rested...and apparently now your sense of style is getting an upgrade, too. Hell, Korone even pulled some strings to get you a job at Cover, and you're flying through the corporate ladder with regards to promotions and the like. Your life is on the up and up, all thanks to her. She's quick to point out little things that could make your life easier...even if it's not exactly to your liking. You don't really feel button ups - or dress shirts, whatever the difference is - that much. Sure, you dress appropriately for the office, but you'd like to at least dress down on the days off... but, if it makes Korone happy with you, you suppose you don't have reason to complain.

Arriving home, Korone wraps her arms around one of yours, tail wagging enthusiastically.

"You've changed so much," she coos, rubbing her face into your shoulder sweetly. "You make me so proud..."
"Jeez, Korone," you flush, reaching over to pet her head. You run her hand over her ears softly, scratching gently at them as you do so. "It's all thanks to you, y'know. You've done a lot for me...helping me be a better person and all. I don't know how I could repay you."

As soon as you say that, Korone stops her head rubbing and shoots you a look.

"Are you taking ideas?" she asks in an almost...sultry voice. Something within you twinges as you nod. "Then...do you wanna come to bed with me?"

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>>44455636
She gives you a sly grin, cheeks starting to flush as her tail continues to wag. You don't need to be a fucking rocket scientist to pick up on the vibe she's giving off, and you hastily nod in agreement. Taking your hand, Korone takes the lead, bringing you to the bedroom the two of you share. Your heart starts to pound as you barely contain your excitement. You and Korone, despite being a couple for awhile...have yet to have sex. You never pressed it much, as Korone gave you a very good reason; she wanted it to be absolutely perfect. You aren't sure what you've done to deserve this, but Korone leads you forward with so much zeal that you get the impression she absolutely cannot wait. Moving into the bedroom, Korone turns, her face a deep red as she pants, tongue hanging from her mouth. She quickly presses herself into you, pulling you into a deep kiss as she gropes and grasps at you, fondling everything she can get her hands on. Your heart jumps once more as you're caught off guard by Korone's licentious behavior, especially after everything about it being perfect. You had thought it would be something relating to romance. As she continues to take certain...liberties with your body, however, you quickly dismiss the thoughts, getting caught up in the moment.

Korone's long dress (shirt?) is practically torn off immediately as the bitch in heat (the proper term, mind you) disrobes, a wild look in her eyes. You can't tell if this is a thing all the beast women go through, or if it's just a you thing. As Korone starts to claw at your trousers, you get the hint and undo your belt, trying to free yourself of your pants before they're ripped to shreds. You're incredibly embarrassed as you free your throbbing dick, much to Korone's delight. You open your mouth to try and say something - anything that could maybe slow the situation down a bit - but Korone barks happily, cutting you off as she positions herself. With her ass in the air, she wriggles her hips enticingly, tugging her panties down. She's visibly dripping with arousal. "Fuck!" she yips excitedly, actually reaching back behind her as she spreads herself open, face pressed into the mattress as she continues to pant, staring at you intently. You gulp, nodding as you take position behind her. The sound of your heartbeat nearly dwarfs out the heavy pants and barks to 'hurry' as you line yourself up with Korone's pussy, placing one of your hands on her ass. You've only ever felt it through clothing...skipping straight to this almost feels like you're cheating. Korone apparently tires of waiting and shoves her own hips back, forcing you into her all at once, and you're knocked out of that line of thought.

"GWUAOH??" You yelp out in response, knees nearly buckling. Korone clenches around you; it feels like an oven clasping on your dick as she groans, drooling into the mattress as she continues to wiggle her ass, coaxing you into her teasingly. All but whimpering as you try to regain your composure, you grasp Korone's hips, causing her to let out a soft moan of anticipation.
"Mate!" she barks out again, looking back at you with a feral grin. "Fuck me!"

Driving your hips forward, you shove yourself up and into your girlfriend, swallowing your expectations. Why look a gift horse in the mouth? As she continues to moan and wiggle, tail going wild, you pump your cock into her, gradually working yourself into a rough rhythm, giving a shuddering moan. Every impact of your dick causes the dog girl to let out a 'yip' as she stays bent, starting to bite at the bed sheets. Emboldened, you pull Korone back against you as you slam your hips against hers, brutally fucking the poor dog girl as you let loose. Were you your old, less healthy self, you feel like you would've came already, at this intensity. But you persevere with relative ease, even as Korone begins to cum around you, attempting to milk you for everything you're worth.

Powering through Korone's orgasm, you take a hand from one of her hips and slap her plump ass, getting another low moan from the girl as she continues to twitch and convulse, pushing herself back against you in time with your rapid thrusts. After a moment more of this, she relents, slamming herself back against you and grinding roughly, staring at you amorously. "Cum!" she demands, attempting to milk you as she wiggles her hips. "Inside! Inside!!"

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>>44455765
The rational part of you very quickly ascertains the fact that cumming inside is bad. You learned that in school. The rational part of you is also not in control. Keeping up your nearly painful pace, you thrust into Korone over and over, finally letting go as you let your pleasure reach a peak. With an awful groan, you shove yourself in deep, filling your girlfriend with your seed as she screams out in ecstasy, lifting her leg just a bit as she kicks out. She finally collapses in a heap, content to just pant as you ride out the waves of bliss within her, making sure not a drop is wasted as you sigh in content. As your cock just barely wilts, she falls off of you, twitching erratically on the bed. You can still see the red hand print you left on her ass...

"Man, that was..." You begin, taking a deep breath. "That was...some first time..."
"Mm...perfect," Korone replies. She rolls over a bit on to her back, tongue lolling out of her mouth as she vents heat, "I was waiting so long for that..."
"O-Oh yeah?" You ask, somewhat sheepishly. You're glad Korone can speak in full sentences again. "We could've done it earlier..."
"It was *sooo* worth the wait...you were like an animal...a perfect mate."

Before you can reply, she spreads her legs a bit. At first you think it's an invitation... before she pulls out her phone. She brings the device between her legs, and you can see the photo she's taking from your vantage, her filled pussy starting to leak a bit of your cum. Huh?

"Hey, what are you-"
"Shhh..." Korone cuts you off, giving you a smug look. You suddenly feel uncomfortable. "You're perfect, now...it's time."

Tapping on her phone and ignoring your questions of 'time for what?' despite your repeated asking, she finally finishes doing...whatever it is she's doing. Tossing the brick aside, she instead casually beckons you over, patting the spot next to her. Furrowing your brow, you let out a sigh, sitting on the edge of the bed before laying back, snuggling up with your girlfriend. You're glad to have finally crossed that line with her. It's all thanks to her that you're where you are now. Fit. Good job. Happy. Hell, beyond happy, now. Content, you kiss her cheek, much to her enjoyment.

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>>44455903
The bedroom door slamming open very quickly takes you out of the moment. You jolt upright as Korone lazily sits up, seeming mostly unperturbed by the occurrence. Fubuki quickly scurries in, head going every which way as she looks around the room. As she settles you on you, she grins wickedly, taking a pouncing stance before jumping! "MAN!" yells the tiny fox, opening her limbs wide to catch you. You realize all too late you played directly into her ploy. It's a fight!

Korone scoots a few inches to the left of you as the small fox attacks you while you grapple with her, watching you with amusement. Looking over to the door, you see more figures slowly pouring into the room. Botan, Mio, an incredibly embarrassed Watame...some brown elf? What the fuck is happening!?

"K-Korone?! What's going on?!" You shout, fighting for life or death against the fox in your hands. Why the fuck is she so squirrely despite being a fox? Is this Risu in cosplay? "Why are they here?!"
"Because," Korone casually replies, resting one hand on her cheek as she giggles. "You're ready. The fruit of my efforts...finally ready for harvesting! Self-sufficient, virile...the Ultimate Mate! The perfect man to breed us before menopause!!"
"WHAT?!" You yell out in response, attempting to keep the fox on top of you clothed.

Botan quickly shoves her way to the front, pulling Watame with her, who she quickly shoves forward by her shoulders. The sheep looks like she's five seconds away from death, her face a deep scarlet as she watches Fubuki attempting to mount you. You forgot you were naked from the waist down. "Fubuki, get out of the way! Watame's ovulating! We don't have much time!"
"R-Really, Botan, it's okay-" Watame tries to defend herself, eyes locked on your still wet dick. "I-I can wait my turn!"
"Don't be ridiculous! It's the perfect chance!" Adidas Lion retorts. She shrinks quickly when Fubuki turns her head, a look of fury painted across her visage.
"BACK OFF!" Fubuki hisses, ripping her shorts off. No panties. Scandalous! "IT'S BEEN OVER EIGHTY YEARS SINCE I LAST GOT THE CHANCE TO MATE! I HAVE SENIORITY, DAMN IT!"
"Really," Mio muses, ears twitching idly as she watches the goings on. "I would've thought Fubuki much more restrained...though I guess we all have our needs." She looks over to you as you meet her eye, giving you a polite smile. "Do your best, Anon! You've got a long line here!"

As Fubuki begins to win your struggle, the rest of the women slowly close in on you, looming over you as a fit of giggling breaks out among them. Korone grasps one of your wrists as she pulls it off Fubuki's arm, very quickly pinning it down to the mattress. You look at her in horror as she merely smiles back. She's kind enough to take her hand off your wrist and instead hold your hand directly, interlocking her fingers with yours.

"You'll make a great papa," she coos softly as the rest of your limbs are grasped and pinned, the rest of the girls talking and giggling amongst themselves. You feel a hand coaxing your manhood to an erect state. "And it's not cheating, so enjoy yourself. Okay?"

You don't have a chance to reply before the sensation of Fubuki impaling herself upon you rips all the air out of your lungs.

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Didn't know this turned into a /wg/ thread after the collapse

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I think we could use a pastebin that recolects all stories from /wg/, /ringo/ and /horni/. I'll add it to the list of things to do after vtlel

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>>44457050
no one's posting anything so I might as well post some hag fics

>>44457481
great idea

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>>44457986
Nice one anon!

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>>44457481
Hag Test anon here, adding my pastebin
https://rentry.org/vpi2n
Planning on working on grading more hags just too many and not enough time

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>>44459065
This one should be in the header as its own thing. It's too funny!

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>>44459310
I love Inui so much it's unreal.

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>>44459352
If you wanna snuggle with Inui she has a plush for sale, got mine using Zenmarket
https://shop.nijisanji.jp/s/niji/item/detail/SSZS-20187_st?ima=2952
It’s not as well made as the Hololive Donki collab plushes but its still nice

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Can you make a hole on it

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>>44460137
No, it’s too small for that

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>>44438978
When it goes >>44448764
Ideal size for me is >>44443738

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>>44435491
>>44447347
i just had to blacklist a ton of words and artists earlier today after wrangling my balls dry to older women. While I'm glad I've set my sights on much better examples and demographics for attraction, hags have absolutely ruined my libido. I need to keep a handle on my moderation so my sack and penis don't look like dried raisins before I'm 30, but they make me so frustrated to the point where I can't even enjoy streams without wanting to romance one. They're quite the double-edged sword for a growing, working man as myself still in uni, so distracting

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>>44462006
>blacklist
I understand that feel. Some artist I follow that draw hags amazingly like NTR despite never drawing something like that. So twitter keeps recommending me that bullshit. And fuck Pixiv for only letting you blacklist one tag with a Free account

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>>44462335
It’s always the NTR artists that draw the best hags. I’ve pretty much rewired my brain to self insert as the guy doing the cucking

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>>44463487
Because some idiot in this world decided that the hottest thing about hags is that their eggs are running out but instead of wanting them to have a loving family with someone they decided to revert into being roasties wanting to get dicked down to get pregnant by any mean necessary. I hat that shit and I won't support it ever!

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>>44463487
NTR is just popular in general in Japan so you’re bound to have crossover
Though cheating is hot if it’s not NTR, like secretly getting with a hag that has a failed marriage and her husband is a total dirtbag to show her how good a man can be

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>>44464225
>like secretly getting with a hag that has a failed marriage and her husband is a total dirtbag to show her how good a man can be
isn’t this just netori? iirc netori is ntr but in a good(?) way usually they are with some asshole and them she meets a better guy or something like that

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>>44434229
<3lalion bro

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>>44459719
Damn, i sometimes wonder if i can just google local craftsman and ask him/her to make me full-size huggable Inui plush. Yeah, sure, expensive but still...

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>>44464225
This. I guess I meant I like more cheating/hidden sex stuff. Actual NTR where the person getting cucked knows about it or even enjoys it is truly vile.

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>>44465213
NTR/Netori is with the guy/girl that’s getting cheated on knowing about it, either by in the same house as it is happening (with a big focus on their emotional distress) or the affected person getting off to pics/vids being sent of their spouse getting bred by someone else, cheating is purely in secret and usually accompanied by “my shitty husband’s away and doesn’t know or I’m a widow”
Cheating also goes hand in hand with shota/older woman, as if to say this teenager is a bigger man than her husband ever could be

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>>44465612
>I’m a widow
Is that cheating though. The line is "until death do us apart"

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>>44465687
>mio’s ghost husband watching me, a mid 20’s foreigner, giving her everything he never could
Hot

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>>44460880
Heh..
You overestimate my power...

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Stop talking about NTR and post loyal hags

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stop talking about NTR, it's my worst nightmare

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>>44466245
Here's one! She'll never be involved in that kind of stuff

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>>44460253
heh...
you overestimate my size

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>>44466438
Those shitters have taken over so much of the doujin market. Two bombs wasn't enough.

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Is there actually any doujin artists that you guys wanna see do a hag hmanga? I want great mosu to do marine aqua oyakodon

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>>44467686
Hiten, that one time he made a vanilla doujin... I spent a whole month faping to it

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>>44456169
Fun read, keep it going hagchad

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I can't believe that hag beat hags 5 to 1

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>big tits
>old women
Absolutely disgusting.
Big tits are gross.
Old women are.
Together they are utterly revolting.
Why can't you be normal and like sexy young women with sexy bodies like Shion?

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>>44468661
Shion is actually creepy-looking, she looks like a plastic doll you find in the back of the rack at the local dollar store. At least if you want to bait get a better young woman

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>>44468661
Post lolibabas then

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>>44468586
Mr koro.. you were supposed to be brittle boned like us.. why..

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>>44468765
You just described Marine
Shion is literally perfect.

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>>44468780
Botan needed to save herself for /nepolabo/ and Lui almost scored twice. They need to get out there and be agressive

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>>44468586
gotta fire Aki

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>>44468852

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>>44469040
There exists bad fan art of everyone you fuckint retard.

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>>44469224
Is not a problem with fanart. Her garlic model is shit as well

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Be nice!

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Ignore shitters, love hags

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>>44469414
Nah she is perfect
https://youtube.com/shorts/OXpwD5tA8EQ

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>>44469707
Marine is gross

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>>44469773
>clipfag
I see. Come back when you find better material

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>>44470193 (me)
>Also possible Marineschizo
Nice one anon, you check all the boxes so far

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Friendly reminder from your good friend Suityan

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>>44465687
It technically isn’t but with the amount of widow doujin tags where the hag is constantly telling the guy how much better of a man he is/shouldve got him sooner when she did it might as well be

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Speaking of hags, Marine is looking for someone to take her older neet sister's hand in marriage. Would you do it Anon?

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>>44470845
is her sister hot?

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>>44470845
>Komi irl (according to her)
I'll pass. I want to have a relationship, not taking care of a baby

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>>44470193
Fuck off I am just using the clips as a quick and easy way to show how sexy Shion is.
Most Holos hate big tits anyway, even the hags.

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why are you even on this thread then???

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>>44471279
>>44468661
>>44470329
This is why :)

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>>44471279
To get you to admit that all the hag fags are brown

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>>44471471
The only brown part of me is my asshole, wanna see?

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>>44472504
Nah your skin is entirely brown.
Only browns like big tits and old women

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Hag love!

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>>44473543
>>44469036
>redeemed

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>>44473653
absolutely

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>>44473653
Only if I get a piece of those hips to nibble at
>Verification not required

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>>44474432
where did this trend of saying "verification not required" even begin? It's literally nothing special at all it only means you've posted several times in the last minutes so you don't need more captcha

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>>44473653
It's ok, she's forgiven

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>>44474656
>all it only means you've posted several times in the last minutes so you don't need more captcha
Wait, if captcha is made to combat spam how this make any sene?
Also I usually use it because it's seems that the site says "yeah, what you sayd is 100% fact so you don't need verification"

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>>44474842
after around 3 posts in a small time window you get 1 (one) verification not required, after that you start all over again so it doesn't really stop spam nor it contributes to it that much

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>>44470502
Is this cheating then?

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Would a hag know how to keep someone hard after they've had their first orgasm?

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>>44475285
is it even possible

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>>44475072
No because they’d share you
That’s a harem

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>>44475461
That's why I'm asking, anon. I couldn't stay hard after I jerked myself off earlier and while I was going for my first second orgasm (that made me feel like I wanted to pee very badly), I was still flaccid.

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>>44475565
One friendzone you, while the other one beats you up. Is this heaven?

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Is Sora a hag? /vt/ told me she's YAGOO's daughter so how does that work?

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>>44475565
>>44475766
According to this, one would friendzone you hard but the other would get into a passionate and steamy relationship with you because you ignored the forest for the trees for too long like an idiot
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQqRC2IITRhNzzqe_UvBgdec_Kf5H0yzTRp01DnBsqE97MnJt2u1p5JWnNrkaSwxuy1tzpbSUpdrlNQ/pub

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>>44478335
Not sure about that but she’s the same age as Lui and Koyori so full hag

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>>44478856
>same age as Lui and Koyori
Goddamn! Nice! Another one for the pile!

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>>44478784
Kuro is so fucking hot it's unreal! I want Fubuki to make her a proper model, though she barely uses it so I guess it's not profitable...

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>>44478984
Time marches on, the hags keep growing
In 3-4 years 80% of Hololive will be hags and maybe 50-60% of Nijisanji
The hagtsunami will soon crash upon the shores of japan following this years massive hagquake, engulfing all with older women

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>>44479339
Saying like this it sounds like the army of the dead. You can't get rid of them and they inevitably keep growing.
Or maybe is just because I'm the same age as Lui and Koyori too so I feel that...

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>>44479050
Which is what makes it hotter, those little glimpses of her dominant rough “fuck it I’ll be your wife” persona would be less fun if she did it all the time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NW0QJH_79hg&pp=ygUNS3Vyb2thbWkgd2lmZQ%3D%3D

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>>44479609
Same
Only one year before I turn 30 and I already feel old and jaded and it’s been too long since I’ve dated anyone
Don’t even care if she’s the same age as me, I can’t even imagine being around anyone younger than 25

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>>44479627
>“fuck it I’ll be your wife” persona
I'm more into the deeper voice to be honest but the thing with "You don't get service from Fubuki so I guess I'll do it" it's kinda funny

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>>44474842
>how this make any sene?
It doesn't
>Also I usually use it because it's seems that the site says "yeah, what you sayd is 100% fact so you don't need verification"
If that was the case then 85% of posters on this board would never see such a confirmation lol

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Mio's average size chichin...

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>>44479891
Oh you get service from Fubuki alright, you just get it as a member https://files.catbox.moe/mqb1kp.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/hmvbuq.webm
And even harder service from Kuro https://files.catbox.moe/dqs5k4.webm

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>>44480493
Oh, hey. It's been a while since someone posted these Vods

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>>44480407
Mio's penis:
6.5", uncircumcised. Almost unbelievably thick, with a dark color, strong scent, and wild, thick bush, you can't think straight once you get a look at Mio's aggressively hard dick. Her maturity brings a stately elegance to her beastly dick, and you can tell she knows how to use it. Don't worry, she'll be gentle...probably.

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>>44480614
oh my

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>>44480493
>https://files.catbox.moe/mqb1kp.webm
JESAS! What was she doing there?!
Better question: does she do this stuff often?

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>>44478856
wait.. you're telling me i could've been lusting like crazed dog over sora this entire time?! I thought she was a cake this entire time

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>>44481074
Me too. I just recently found out she's on the /hag/ team

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>>44427220
>/toy/ edition
>not mentioning Fumi’s love of Gunpla
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PSM6JSfyFCo

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>>44481222
>1h30min to assemble a full one
Impressive!

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>>44481074
>I coul've been lusting like crazed dog over sora this entire time?!
There's a reason why Soratomos call themselves hornytomos

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>>44481222
I'm gonna be honest, I was referensing dogs toys but didn't want to put Pet play again.
btw, what animal is Fumi?

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>>44481540
She’s a fox like Fubuki
[spoilers] “toys” are fun too, would totally collar an animal hag and be her master [/spoiler]

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So is Sora the type of hag that takes care of you and you give her 10 kids or is she the menhera brat hag in need of correction and loving?

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>>44480614
Does "strong scent" mean its unwashed?

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>>44481745
Ctrl+S will save you a lot of grief.

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>>44481961
All of the above.

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>>44481961
She's the kind of hag that would try so hard to act like your oneesan

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>>44483179
>>44483299
so she needs correction, naruhodone

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>>44481961
She seems pretty chill and nice all around so I would most likely go with the first option

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>You say hi to your hag in mating season

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>>44483756
brap

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>>44470845
I want to make Senchou into an auntie. I'll breed her hag neet sieter.

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>>44470845
I'd like a virgin woman who doesn't care about interacting with new people and basic shit. But from what Marine says her sister is either just don't care or understand social norms or she's a cunt. So it's difficult to say

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Hags should wake up their husband like this every night
https://twitter.com/kamkam_remon73/status/1632890933284073473

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is koyochin okay? i hope she isn't going too hard in the paint streaming herself to exhaustion

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>>44496824
my oshi is waiting for koyo too

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>>44496824
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931013071626240

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>>44500893
i'm glad she got some rest one way or another. a lot of people shit on holox for being shilled so much but koyo deserves it

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WeissSchwartz is releasing another wave of Holocards
https://twitter.com/wstcg/status/1632934277620043778

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>>44505979
Ok shill

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>>44505979
>holocard
I can summon my hag in attack position?

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Gentleman

I love Flare

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>>44481222
I kind of assumed people didnt care or like fumi much here because shes not gacikoi friendly at all and streams with males a lot more then inui does

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Live