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4454059 No.4454059 [Reply] [Original]

Just use the most well known CEO in vtuber industry to be a model for your merchandise.

>> No.4454083

Damn, what am I the CEO of?

>> No.4454098

>>4454059
When did this happen?

>> No.4454102

>>4454059
He actually looks great in this picture. Maybe I am too used to the meme pics of him

>> No.4454108

>>4454059
Based he has the best taste

>> No.4454119

>>4454102
Mask hides his ugliness

>> No.4454146

>>4454059
Jesus, I saw the pictures Ina drew but I didn't get how massive that takodachi really was

>> No.4454152

>>4454059
So when can we buy the tako sweatshirt?

>> No.4454159

>>4454059
Takodachis are fat fucks?

>> No.4454188
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>>4454146
shows you how MASSIVE ina's FAT ASS is

>> No.4454221
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>>4454159
yes

>> No.4454237

>>4454188
a heavy burden, but a welcome one

>> No.4454248

>>4454221
Just your average anicon dweller. Disgusting

>> No.4454265

>>4454221
The left mddle guy and the tall guy in the right looks good.

>> No.4454355

>>4454059
so when can i order my own YAGOO?

>> No.4454405

>>4454221
god I'd top the brown jacket dude in the middle

>> No.4454417
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4454417

>>4454059
I like to imagine that Ina's huge ass is at least that big

>> No.4454465

mister yagoo really looking cute in that picture.....

>> No.4454494

>>4454146
>Actual product may vary.
Only big enough to handle Yagoo's fat ass.

>> No.4454512

>>4454059
I think that takodachi spent too much time with the architects.

>> No.4455152

>>4454221
>YWN rub that beer belly why even live.

>> No.4455198
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4455198

>>4454102
But he looks good in every picture

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4455233

>>4454059
Thousands of these Takos will be going through shipping.

Mobilization will be underway

>> No.4455241

>>4454119
Old picks make him look bad by comparison but he looks good for a guy in his 50s.

>> No.4455257

>>4455233
complete global takodachisation

>> No.4455266

Will flap remover remove the flaps on his?

>> No.4455378
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4455378

takodrip
haha funny

>> No.4455399

>>4454059
HELLO
HOWAHYUU?

>> No.4455448
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4455448

>>4454188
Just imagine how good doggystyle anal has to be with her.

>> No.4455590

>>4454059
>my life size asian comes with a tako beanbag chair
Thanks cover

>> No.4455630

>>4454221
honestly not as neckbeardy as i was expecting

>> No.4455877

>>4454221
Girugemashu
>>4454059
I was expecting photo of him sitting on it like ina advertised with her drawing.

>> No.4456000

Not the first time they use him as a prop. Dude is part-time CEO, part-time meme material provider.

>> No.4456039

>>4454059
The half-opened leering eyes are kind of weird for a Takodachi actually, usually it has closed eyes..

>> No.4456058

Hololive is just a prequel for when Yagoo debuts.

>> No.4456088

>>4455448
Imagine being balls deep inside Ina's raw Korean shithole

>> No.4458790

>>4456000
He seems open to any reasonable request. Most girls don't ask because they really don't care about their CEO.

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>>4456039
>usually it has closed eyes..

>> No.4459959

>>4454059
Is it humanly possible for OP to be any less of a cock sucking faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuI4l0jK7s

>> No.4460001

>>4459959
Not possible anon, because he is at 0%. So literally cannot be.

>> No.4460050

>>4454355
he has goods if you're interested.

>> No.4460503

>>4456088
Having been balls deep inside a raw Korean dumper before, I can imagine that very well

>> No.4460827

>>4454098
2016, clearly says so at the bottom of the picture, retard

>> No.4460881

>>4460827
Ame is fucking with the timeline again.

>> No.4460918

>>4454059
Yeah and Vince McMahon used to wrestle.

Its great to see CEOs enthusiastic about their brand.

>> No.4460919

>>4454059
I'm going buy the hoodie now.

>> No.4462600

>>4454059
damn I have this ordered, cant wait until it gets stained dirty yellow by my swamp ass within a week

>> No.4462608

>>4454102
That happens when you head to toe in taco merch.

>> No.4462837
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4462837

>>4462600
fucking disgusting, please dont sit on it just think of it as a big plushie.
thats what im going to do.
my underwear always disintegrates because of my swampy ass acid, is there any cure for swampass? please, it ruins my life

>> No.4462909

>>4462837
Are you unironically a grill?
Vaginas are acidic and are known to stain and decolor underwear clothing.
I'm a fat ogre with a swamp ass and I buy the cheapest underwear possible and still it doesn't disintegrates.

>> No.4464625

>>4454221
Is the pink one a girl or a tranny?

>> No.4464693

>>4464625
the shirt says girl therefore it's probably a tranny

>> No.4465196

sneak in the takodachi
make a small hole on top of it
send it to ina

sex

>> No.4465552

>>4460827
You're the fucking retard. 2016 is the year Cover was founded, not the year the picture was taken.

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4465587

>You're the fucking retard. 2016 is the year Cover was founded, not the year the picture was taken.

>> No.4465590

>>4465552
says 2006 for me

>> No.4465614

i ordered one of these and have nowhere to put it
my dog or cats are just going to destroy it anyway
god why did i buy this

>> No.4465630

Is he fucking it doggy style?

>> No.4465661

>>4465590
That's strange. It says 1996 for me.

>> No.4465662

>>4454265
I thought he looked like a normie until I notcied the cargo pants. The inner otaku will always prevail.

>> No.4465670

>>4465590
get your ears checked idiot

>> No.4465672

>>4465587
>Wojaks in lieu of actual rebuttals
Your father should've gotten a blowjob instead, faggot.

>> No.4465690

>>4465614
Kill the dog and cats

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>>Wojaks in lieu of actual rebuttals
>Your father should've gotten a blowjob instead, faggot.

>> No.4465715

>>4465690
jesus zhang you got a nonviolent option instead?

>> No.4465796

>>4454059
Face reminds me of that "Fubuki Slow" stream drawing.

>> No.4465857
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4465857

>>4454059
Just learning from her senpai.

>> No.4466476

>>4464625
tranny, an actual girl that fat will have bigger boobs

>> No.4466528

>>4465857
this lion looks much nicer than pervy oyaji octopus

>> No.4466791

>>4454221
>only 1-2 white guys
Man, New York is a shithole.

>> No.4466894

>>4466791
br? hue hue hue

>> No.4467298
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>>4455198
your right, he looks great in every picture

>> No.4467656

>>4456039
Ina explained immediately why and she was just telling the truth

>> No.4472709

>>4467656
Ina absolutely knows her audience

>> No.4473118
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4473118

>>4454059
Niji's CEO has done it before so its nothing new

>> No.4473298

>>4473118
Riku's probably a good dude, but why does it look like he's always trying to act cool or chuuni for stuff like this? So we have Yagoo who's like your boomer uncle, and Riku who acts like a zoomer cousin.

>> No.4473360

>>4454152
Now, go check Geekjack

>> No.4473420

>>4473118
Yagoo absolutely mogs this guy despite being like twice his age holy shit

>> No.4473563

>>4464625
>girl in IT
Take a guess.

>> No.4473565

>>4473118
>fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.4473592

>>4473420
that word doesn't mean what you think it means

>> No.4473739

>>4473118
anon...
riku is probably in his mid 30s

>> No.4474616

>>4454221
>Almost all over weight, and all have shit hairstyles

It checks out

>> No.4475288

>>4454221
>the incredibly gay/fat nousagi
not even real life stops you pekorafags from false flagging, huh?

>> No.4475450

>>4465715
No, the only other option I can think of is selling them to whoever is interested.

>> No.4475898

>>4467656
W-whats the reason, anon?

>> No.4476050

>>4454059
I have to wonder why they used the open eyed tako for merch when the closed eyed one is depicted more

>> No.4476079

>>4476050
watch the fucking announcement holy shit

>> No.4476167

>>4475898
>>4476050
https://youtu.be/hqpDH6iFHig?t=75

>> No.4476177
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4476177

>>4454221
>I share a fanbase with people who look like this
Help me find a new oshi, preferably with a fanbase that looks like they take care of themselves

>> No.4476200

>>4476177
You might be in the wrong hobby if you're really worried about that.

>> No.4476268

>>4467298
YAGOO LOVE!

>> No.4476304

>>4476177
are you 6'7" jacked

>> No.4476311
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4476311

>>4454102
Takos always look great

>> No.4476315

>>4454119
He is not ugly

>> No.4476362

>>4476167
Baded
Thank you ver much!

>> No.4476396

Already bought the kdtd, but that hoodie is honestly looking better than I expected. May pick it up too

>> No.4476399

so it is confirmed that enma is Coco?

>> No.4476415

>>4476315
This.
Yagoo is cute.

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4476466

>>4454102
He knows how to stay fit after all.

>> No.4476626

>>4465552
aren't they supposed to update it to the current year?

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4476686

>>4454221
Takomoris? More like "Tacos? More please!

>> No.4476732

>>4454146
isn't it suppose dto be like 60 x 60 x 60 cm?

maybe yagoo is just IMAGINE tier

>> No.4476822

>>4454221
me with the peko shirt

>> No.4476919

>>4476466
Where did you found this?
Did he shared it?

>> No.4476968

>>4454221
Meh, they ain't that bad. Just regular everyday teenage nerds.

>> No.4477138

>>4454221
Aside from the tranny in pink, they seem like fairly normal nerds to me. Not as bad as I was expecting.

>> No.4477185

>>4476177
what a retard, dont ever use watame for shitposting ever again

>> No.4477277

>>4454119
>>4476315
>>4476415
Ugliness is only useful for extreme cases. Most people really fall into the eye of the beholder, at-least while they take care of themselves.

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4480078

>>4476919

>> No.4480330

>>4454221
>That one guy with the A4 paper tako.png mask
Makes me laff erry time.

>> No.4486140

>>4473298
because he's like 28

>> No.4486267

>>4454221
>The supreme gentleman in the middle

>> No.4487457

>>4476177
Cringe>>4476167

>> No.4487570

>>4454221
That guy in the middle browses /vt/, million yard stare is a dead giveaway.

>> No.4488376

>>4462837
butt fan and 90s chevrolet with nut sack vents

>> No.4489095
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4489095

>>4455198
>>4454102
I mean he's managed to get a wife and has made babies with said wife so it's expected that he's got some groove going on
Proof that he's reproduced as he talks about his kid: https://youtu.be/jI7PQJx94w4

>> No.4489306

>>4477277
This, some people have some weird fucking tastes, it concerns me sometimes how into to certain types of looks they are

>> No.4489419

>>4462837
Wear boxers instead girl
t. knower

>> No.4490077

>>4480078
Holy kek!
Thank you for the laugh pal!

>> No.4490115

>>4477277
Is Yagoo is or nor ugly, in your opinion?

>> No.4490186

>>4489095
I cannot believe that the best idol in the group is married and has a family. I'm shocked.
Anyway, I hope he's happy with his current life and I wish he luck.

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4490296

>>4467298
>double peace sign
Fucking slut!

>> No.4490490

>>4465857
Fuck, I really wanted this, but I couldn't afford it back then. It would have costed ~$150 in total because of shipping.

>> No.4490527

he's got one of them really recognizable faces like KMR from Granblue.

>> No.4490823

>>4454083
Cock sucking

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>>4462837

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>>4454221
holy shit this just inspired me to go work out today
thanks

>> No.4492292

>>4454102
he looks like a cool uncle who always brings gifts at gatherings

>> No.4492453

>>4492292
>cool uncle that always tells the funniest stories about some weird girls he knows
>everybody thinks that they're fake stories that he's making up, but humour him and don't say anything about it
I can see it happen

>> No.4492551

>>4454221
looks like your average americans

>> No.4492621

>>4454221
Damn, nousagis look like THAT.

>> No.4492739

>>4475450
Gift it to an orphanage or someone else you know and turn it into preemptive propaganda

>> No.4492879

>>4462837
FUCKING WASH YOUR ASS YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE

ONE WIPE IS NEVER ENOUGH

>> No.4493231

>>4462837
Don’t sit all the time. If you’re sitting, the sweat is accumulating.

>> No.4496101

>>4473118
Is that the Crimson Chin's son from an asian hooker?

>> No.4496135

>>4476396
Broke gang weeps.

>> No.4496203

>>4454102
Youre gay

>> No.4496296

>>4489095
Woah I didnt know he and Fbk had kids

>> No.4496306

>>4454059
the shipping on this thing is insane

>> No.4496580

>>4496306
Yeah the asking price seems reasonable, but then I remembered that EMS is down in some areas still and DHL charge for volumetric weight.
I don't even need to look up the final cost to know the shipping will be astronomical.

>> No.4497012

>>4454059
I need his dick in my ass RIGHT NOW

>> No.4497188

>>4497012
Same.

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