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4454059 No.4454059 [Reply] [Original]

Just use the most well known CEO in vtuber industry to be a model for your merchandise.

>> No.4454083

Damn, what am I the CEO of?

>> No.4454098

When did this happen?

>> No.4454102

He actually looks great in this picture. Maybe I am too used to the meme pics of him

>> No.4454108

Based he has the best taste

>> No.4454119

Mask hides his ugliness

>> No.4454146

Jesus, I saw the pictures Ina drew but I didn't get how massive that takodachi really was

>> No.4454152

So when can we buy the tako sweatshirt?

>> No.4454159

Takodachis are fat fucks?

>> No.4454188
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shows you how MASSIVE ina's FAT ASS is

>> No.4454221
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>> No.4454237

a heavy burden, but a welcome one

>> No.4454248

Just your average anicon dweller. Disgusting

>> No.4454265

The left mddle guy and the tall guy in the right looks good.

>> No.4454355

so when can i order my own YAGOO?

>> No.4454405

god I'd top the brown jacket dude in the middle

>> No.4454417
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I like to imagine that Ina's huge ass is at least that big

>> No.4454465

mister yagoo really looking cute in that picture.....

>> No.4454494

>Actual product may vary.
Only big enough to handle Yagoo's fat ass.

>> No.4454512

I think that takodachi spent too much time with the architects.

>> No.4455152

>YWN rub that beer belly why even live.

>> No.4455198
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But he looks good in every picture

>> No.4455233
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Thousands of these Takos will be going through shipping.

Mobilization will be underway

>> No.4455241

Old picks make him look bad by comparison but he looks good for a guy in his 50s.

>> No.4455257

complete global takodachisation

>> No.4455266

Will flap remover remove the flaps on his?

>> No.4455378
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haha funny

>> No.4455399


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Just imagine how good doggystyle anal has to be with her.

>> No.4455590

>my life size asian comes with a tako beanbag chair
Thanks cover

>> No.4455630

honestly not as neckbeardy as i was expecting

>> No.4455877

I was expecting photo of him sitting on it like ina advertised with her drawing.

>> No.4456000

Not the first time they use him as a prop. Dude is part-time CEO, part-time meme material provider.

>> No.4456039

The half-opened leering eyes are kind of weird for a Takodachi actually, usually it has closed eyes..

>> No.4456058

Hololive is just a prequel for when Yagoo debuts.

>> No.4456088

Imagine being balls deep inside Ina's raw Korean shithole

>> No.4458790

He seems open to any reasonable request. Most girls don't ask because they really don't care about their CEO.

>> No.4459607
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>usually it has closed eyes..

>> No.4459959

Is it humanly possible for OP to be any less of a cock sucking faggot?

>> No.4460001

Not possible anon, because he is at 0%. So literally cannot be.

>> No.4460050

he has goods if you're interested.

>> No.4460503

Having been balls deep inside a raw Korean dumper before, I can imagine that very well

>> No.4460827

2016, clearly says so at the bottom of the picture, retard

>> No.4460881

Ame is fucking with the timeline again.

>> No.4460918

Yeah and Vince McMahon used to wrestle.

Its great to see CEOs enthusiastic about their brand.

>> No.4460919

I'm going buy the hoodie now.

>> No.4462600

damn I have this ordered, cant wait until it gets stained dirty yellow by my swamp ass within a week

>> No.4462608

That happens when you head to toe in taco merch.

>> No.4462837
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fucking disgusting, please dont sit on it just think of it as a big plushie.
thats what im going to do.
my underwear always disintegrates because of my swampy ass acid, is there any cure for swampass? please, it ruins my life

>> No.4462909

Are you unironically a grill?
Vaginas are acidic and are known to stain and decolor underwear clothing.
I'm a fat ogre with a swamp ass and I buy the cheapest underwear possible and still it doesn't disintegrates.

>> No.4464625

Is the pink one a girl or a tranny?

>> No.4464693

the shirt says girl therefore it's probably a tranny

>> No.4465196

sneak in the takodachi
make a small hole on top of it
send it to ina


>> No.4465552

You're the fucking retard. 2016 is the year Cover was founded, not the year the picture was taken.

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>You're the fucking retard. 2016 is the year Cover was founded, not the year the picture was taken.

>> No.4465590

says 2006 for me

>> No.4465614

i ordered one of these and have nowhere to put it
my dog or cats are just going to destroy it anyway
god why did i buy this

>> No.4465630

Is he fucking it doggy style?

>> No.4465661

That's strange. It says 1996 for me.

>> No.4465662

I thought he looked like a normie until I notcied the cargo pants. The inner otaku will always prevail.

>> No.4465670

get your ears checked idiot

>> No.4465672

>Wojaks in lieu of actual rebuttals
Your father should've gotten a blowjob instead, faggot.

>> No.4465690

Kill the dog and cats

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>>Wojaks in lieu of actual rebuttals
>Your father should've gotten a blowjob instead, faggot.

>> No.4465715

jesus zhang you got a nonviolent option instead?

>> No.4465796

Face reminds me of that "Fubuki Slow" stream drawing.

>> No.4465857
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Just learning from her senpai.

>> No.4466476

tranny, an actual girl that fat will have bigger boobs

>> No.4466528

this lion looks much nicer than pervy oyaji octopus

>> No.4466791

>only 1-2 white guys
Man, New York is a shithole.

>> No.4466894

br? hue hue hue

>> No.4467298
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your right, he looks great in every picture

>> No.4467656

Ina explained immediately why and she was just telling the truth

>> No.4472709

Ina absolutely knows her audience

>> No.4473118
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Niji's CEO has done it before so its nothing new

>> No.4473298

Riku's probably a good dude, but why does it look like he's always trying to act cool or chuuni for stuff like this? So we have Yagoo who's like your boomer uncle, and Riku who acts like a zoomer cousin.

>> No.4473360

Now, go check Geekjack

>> No.4473420

Yagoo absolutely mogs this guy despite being like twice his age holy shit

>> No.4473563

>girl in IT
Take a guess.

>> No.4473565

>fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.4473592

that word doesn't mean what you think it means

>> No.4473739

riku is probably in his mid 30s

>> No.4474616

>Almost all over weight, and all have shit hairstyles

It checks out

>> No.4475288

>the incredibly gay/fat nousagi
not even real life stops you pekorafags from false flagging, huh?

>> No.4475450

No, the only other option I can think of is selling them to whoever is interested.

>> No.4475898

W-whats the reason, anon?

>> No.4476050

I have to wonder why they used the open eyed tako for merch when the closed eyed one is depicted more

>> No.4476079

watch the fucking announcement holy shit

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>I share a fanbase with people who look like this
Help me find a new oshi, preferably with a fanbase that looks like they take care of themselves

>> No.4476200

You might be in the wrong hobby if you're really worried about that.

>> No.4476268


>> No.4476304

are you 6'7" jacked

>> No.4476311
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Takos always look great

>> No.4476315

He is not ugly

>> No.4476362

Thank you ver much!

>> No.4476396

Already bought the kdtd, but that hoodie is honestly looking better than I expected. May pick it up too

>> No.4476399

so it is confirmed that enma is Coco?

>> No.4476415

Yagoo is cute.

>> No.4476466
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He knows how to stay fit after all.

>> No.4476626

aren't they supposed to update it to the current year?

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Takomoris? More like "Tacos? More please!

>> No.4476732

isn't it suppose dto be like 60 x 60 x 60 cm?

maybe yagoo is just IMAGINE tier

>> No.4476822

me with the peko shirt

>> No.4476919

Where did you found this?
Did he shared it?

>> No.4476968

Meh, they ain't that bad. Just regular everyday teenage nerds.

>> No.4477138

Aside from the tranny in pink, they seem like fairly normal nerds to me. Not as bad as I was expecting.

>> No.4477185

what a retard, dont ever use watame for shitposting ever again

>> No.4477277

Ugliness is only useful for extreme cases. Most people really fall into the eye of the beholder, at-least while they take care of themselves.

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>> No.4480330

>That one guy with the A4 paper tako.png mask
Makes me laff erry time.

>> No.4486140

because he's like 28

>> No.4486267

>The supreme gentleman in the middle

>> No.4487457


>> No.4487570

That guy in the middle browses /vt/, million yard stare is a dead giveaway.

>> No.4488376

butt fan and 90s chevrolet with nut sack vents

>> No.4489095
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I mean he's managed to get a wife and has made babies with said wife so it's expected that he's got some groove going on
Proof that he's reproduced as he talks about his kid: https://youtu.be/jI7PQJx94w4

>> No.4489306

This, some people have some weird fucking tastes, it concerns me sometimes how into to certain types of looks they are

>> No.4489419

Wear boxers instead girl
t. knower

>> No.4490077

Holy kek!
Thank you for the laugh pal!

>> No.4490115

Is Yagoo is or nor ugly, in your opinion?

>> No.4490186

I cannot believe that the best idol in the group is married and has a family. I'm shocked.
Anyway, I hope he's happy with his current life and I wish he luck.

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>double peace sign
Fucking slut!

>> No.4490490

Fuck, I really wanted this, but I couldn't afford it back then. It would have costed ~$150 in total because of shipping.

>> No.4490527

he's got one of them really recognizable faces like KMR from Granblue.

>> No.4490823

Cock sucking

>> No.4492067
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holy shit this just inspired me to go work out today

>> No.4492292

he looks like a cool uncle who always brings gifts at gatherings

>> No.4492453

>cool uncle that always tells the funniest stories about some weird girls he knows
>everybody thinks that they're fake stories that he's making up, but humour him and don't say anything about it
I can see it happen

>> No.4492551

looks like your average americans

>> No.4492621

Damn, nousagis look like THAT.

>> No.4492739

Gift it to an orphanage or someone else you know and turn it into preemptive propaganda

>> No.4492879



>> No.4493231

Don’t sit all the time. If you’re sitting, the sweat is accumulating.

>> No.4496101

Is that the Crimson Chin's son from an asian hooker?

>> No.4496135

Broke gang weeps.

>> No.4496203

Youre gay

>> No.4496296

Woah I didnt know he and Fbk had kids

>> No.4496306

the shipping on this thing is insane

>> No.4496580

Yeah the asking price seems reasonable, but then I remembered that EMS is down in some areas still and DHL charge for volumetric weight.
I don't even need to look up the final cost to know the shipping will be astronomical.

>> No.4497012

I need his dick in my ass RIGHT NOW

>> No.4497188


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