/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Speedy Arrival Edition

Last thread: >>45351994

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363711
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is literally more of a shota than Flayon is.

[Anonymous No.]

because i posted just as the thread archived. steam's spring sale is here /mans/ what game do you want your oshi to play? for me i want satisfactory autism from the boys and inscryption specifically with shinri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363727
>>45363750
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363711
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/pilli_pillow/status/1637050319686496257

Frames:
Live
>Axel, Selen - Apex w/ Tempplex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGpN0uC6tPs
>Altare - VRoyale Mario Kart Competition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pYzfhNIDUQ

Upcoming
>Shinri - Cats Organized Neatly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XnauyDOIMo

>Axel, Hakka, Flayon - hololive SUPER EXPO 2023 tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aijBCkQi_LM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363764
shinri inscryption would be KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363677
He did say he has had an experience with a teammate where he basically had to take the initiative and constantly ask the guy questions to get him into the habit of communicating more, so I feel like he's aware just pressuring the quiet person to talk more on his own doesn't always work.

[Anonymous No.]

FLAY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2frVJ0QCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2frVJ0QCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2frVJ0QCY

[Anonymous No.]

Please choose a better kart and wheel combo

[Anonymous No.]

I love this blue boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363886
Sleepy Flay!

[Anonymous No.]

any idea what time exactly leader and flay's group for mario kart will be playing at?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is doing great and working his brain overtime, I'm proud of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363750
crazy but respectable take

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER FLAY'S MAMA

[Anonymous No.]

Flay's mama in the chat!

[Anonymous No.]

Yesss Axel, tell them

[Anonymous No.]

flay mama in chat

[Anonymous No.]

which Apex stream was Vesper in yesterday? I wish to consume...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363764
Vesper
Lobotomy Corporation/Library of Ruina

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, they shouldn't abandon their tactic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364119
this except with shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363764
shinri
moonlighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363727
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364119
that be fun to watch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363764
shinri
COLD STEEL 1

[Anonymous No.]

VRoyale Main POV
https://www.twitch.tv/rprx

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364108
Girl_dm, but I don't think the vod is up, she's doing a subathon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364241
someone PLEASE keep us updated on riptare crumbs thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364249
zankyou friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363946
Chat already told him about the meta combination yesterday. God knows why he chose this shitty bike instead today.

[Anonymous No.]

Flay mama so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363750
Flayon just looks like a shota, Altare is literally one at heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364295
the only reason i'm watching this POV. i'll do my best heehee

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been away from mans for the longest time.
Have the discord raids about Vesper stopped now?
Do people tolerate flayon more now or is he still the same as the pummel party in collabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>Flay still using the smart steer
Flay no

[Anonymous No.]

>the tournament altare is in has a bunch of 4chan indies in it
and no they aren't /lig/
/lig/ is an unironic redditor thread that absorbs anyone who gets a verified checkmark. ive seen streams with 10 viewers that are fucking verified.
ligtards all deserve the rope
I hate fucking liggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364494

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>>45364494

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, try other comps. Give Leader his Pathfinder, Selen Bangalore and you can go with Bloodhound Axel, play aggressive and agile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364460
>Have the discord raids about Vesper stopped now?
Yes
>Do people tolerate flayon more now or is he still the same as the pummel party in collabs?
Kinda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364524
Is it just the same dude that posts this image

[Anonymous No.]

Someone join flay ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

vesmachi LOVE i miss them !! i hope they can do a titanfall 2 collab once vespy finishes the campaign

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364460
>Have the discord raids about Vesper stopped now?
Those were never a thing, you're just a paranoid schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper likes LOTR
>Altare likes LOTR
>Vesper hates Altare
>Altare hates Vesper
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364710
>Vesper likes LOTR
>Altare's dad likes LOTR
they are?

[Anonymous No.]

Froot dropped out of the tourney LET'S GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364710
Lesbians

[Anonymous No.]

this is so early for flay he's so cute right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45363764
Hakka Hi Fi Rush. Also Axel Hi Fi Rush.
Hakka has asked for perms, so I'm hoping for good results.
Other than that? All the other games I want them to play, I want them to wait until I join Tempus 3 so I can play with them. Blood Bowl tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364758
old American nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364765
what does she have to do with Tempus, sister?

[Anonymous No.]

sleepy flayflay is so cute T_T i wish i could join him in marika

[Anonymous No.]

CALL ALTARE FLAY

[Anonymous No.]

>i think flayon wants to call soon, so… i will be open to that!
altmachi call let’s go

[Anonymous No.]

BEEG DAISENPAI

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh, potential Flayon call in. Guess I'll watch rpr's POV instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364830
She was on the tourney Altare is participating, so it's on topic. Now kys

[Anonymous No.]

Nice, potential Flayon call in. Guess I'll watch both POVs now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364886
loser

[Anonymous No.]

flayon obsessed with hakka

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
ALTMACHI

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or has altare been like 50% more baby than usual since he came back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364886
Altmachi love

[Anonymous No.]

SHOTAS ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

hakka and flayon fighting for altare's affection

[Anonymous No.]

12 YEAR OLDS TRIO

[Anonymous No.]

the 3 tempus shotas uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364933
>>45365000
He's grating, and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364929
>kys
overdramatic much?

[Anonymous No.]

nice prizes ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365064
obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

Wow these are real prizes, I thought this was just a funsies thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365064
i feel like the same people that hate flayon usually hate altare too honestly

[Anonymous No.]

altare is staring into my soul

[Anonymous No.]

I want to. Tuck him into bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365150
You should be used to this by now

[Anonymous No.]

Guess I'm skipping this stream leader
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS FLAYON IMMEDIATELY JERKING ALTARE OFF

[Anonymous No.]

cute

[Anonymous No.]

altare channeling the rock's classic quote, "shut up bitch"

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE PRAISE HIM MORE

[Anonymous No.]

>flayon stating his claim because rpr is there

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Flayon the way he is
Altare's stream was so comfy so far

[Anonymous No.]

>NO ONE SOUNDS LIKE THAT WHEN THEYRE IN PAIN
>yeah they do
>ANIME GIRLS?
>WELL I’M AN ANIME BOY! NEWS FLASH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365144
I'm an Altventurer fujo, I just find Flayon annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

They are cute together, I like this

[Anonymous No.]

Yikes why is there leader in flay's stream I can't watch it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365225
LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

Altare KEK
he is in a mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365150
I feel like he'll visit me at 3am if i make a move on flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365228
With leaders luck, the moment rpr and flay interact they somehow click so well and become the new hot ship, both abandoning Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>altare acknowledging he gave his fans stockholm syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365304
it'll be okay, nowa

[Anonymous No.]

holy kek altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365360
Altare has like 12 active ships dude, he's not hurting for options.

[Anonymous No.]

they're too cute together my heart will explode

[Anonymous No.]

altare hate altare hate altare hate altare hate

[Anonymous No.]

altare love altare love altare love altare love :)

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw being forced to listen to flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365544
close the stream nigga

[Anonymous No.]

Just turn off the stream lol it's not that hard

[Anonymous No.]

Holy samefag shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rearrange flaytons guts so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365578
I was about to say lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Lol rpr picked Altare to win from his group. Sasuga.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare mention

[Anonymous No.]

altare is very versatile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365622
lmao altare has absolutely no chance to win. rpr is just down bad.

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/mfdxc7

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365702
Oh I'm aware, I've been watching his practice streams. He's terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365702
at least he'll not be last since flayon is worse kek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mario Kart makes me think of playing with the /v/ modpack in roboblast 2
yeeep. they don’t make racing like that anymore.
*sip*
I was a moonman main

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365622
there is no fucking way he wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365622
>no shortcut knowledge
>shit bike
>never protects his back
Rpr...

[Anonymous No.]

>mooooom they're being mean to my discord kitten again!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365762
i love bait because I can always see this sexy regis

[Anonymous No.]

>sorry you got cucked, it's me time :)

[Anonymous No.]

the cuck arc begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365771
That's what makes it obvious flirting. The funniest part was he chose him because "he's seen him playing a lot recently", and he's been playing so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>mario kart analysis
this is a serious tournament lmao

[Anonymous No.]

flayon is my fellow altyume but i'll have to fight him for altare's love

[Anonymous No.]

>i know about the
>coitus
>but i don’t talk about it

[Anonymous No.]

Its literally HIS Kart but people always go for heavies.
it's called Mario Kart, so where's Mario
what a bunch of bs

[Anonymous No.]

Did Flay get bonked for saying cuked before?
I barely watch him and heard him say that at least twice before

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365762
please just take me

[Anonymous No.]

>What are you doing later?
don't take my man, robot boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365917
nah he's said worse, he was trying not to curse earlier because his mama was in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365622
RPR only seen Altare play FPS games which he great at and naturally pick up quickly so I can understand the logic behind it but ohohoh, he's gonna be surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

rpr is gonna be so disappointed watching altare kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45365917
You guys think the boys get bonk for the littlest things.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time flaytons voice goes high my dick gets harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't like this stage
The woes of a man ripped from his training wheels

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366135
He's seen him play Mario Kart - he was in his chat for a bit during his recent practice stream where he was playing with Geega. That's what makes it so obvious he's just saying it because he's so horny for him.

[Anonymous No.]

wait the groups share vc, this is going to suck

[Anonymous No.]

was the apex stream that hard of a watch? I really want to watch it but these posts scared me

[Anonymous No.]

Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>i’m pretty dominant
TOPTARE

[Anonymous No.]

hot

[Anonymous No.]

Unironically, who is Flayon's fanbase? Gay men and gender confused women? Or just regular fujos/yumes like the other fanbases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366416
Altare won't speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366456
it's just apex anons taking it too seriously. it's worth the watch if you want to see their progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366416
nah just a few minutes ago rpr said that it's up to you to join vc or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366456
axel was a little tilted but it was fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366532
cute girls

[Anonymous No.]

I want a collab between Flayon, Hakka, and Rai Galilei

[Anonymous No.]

>i prefer to rule by love instead of fear
>when do you use fear?
>when they don’t listen
oh altare

[Anonymous No.]

This person's jester model is kinda cool

[Anonymous No.]

Altare going all in today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366694
he knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366710
he almost never uses it, he's mostly a face cam streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366779
Who is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366779
is that the #JestArt vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon will NEVER get into Altare’s Mario Kart lobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366710
Jabroni Mike. He's the most crude person on the planet. I'm lurking because there's a lot of people in this tournament and it's fun seeing every thread's discussion on it.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm starting to fall in love with this flayschizo that's really anal about using correct grammar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366813
jabroni mike
>>45366817
I don't know what that is but no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45364451
BASED
Riptare love

[Anonymous No.]

rpr saying he's cursed because when he switches to someone's angle watching Apex tournaments, they usually die. And he's definitely going to switch to Altare's angle. Lol, perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366532
People who love VN/LN games.
So a extremely niche fanbase inside and niche fanbase to begin with but at least Flayon have a core audience and is sticking with it. Not my type of games so I care about but I respect Flayon catering to them despite it being the biggest number poison possible.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how flayon always knows how to bring out yantare... i have a yantare feast to last me a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366917
I think flay is also a yantare enjoyer kek

[Anonymous No.]

How are Altmachi anons feeling?

[Anonymous No.]

flayon is going to isekai altare with a bear hug
HOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366829
What general are you from, tourist bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366988
I'm burning up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366988
happy that flayon called altare a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366988
I love these two silly slightly horny boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366988
i'm going to have a heart attack while i think of more food to draw

[Anonymous No.]

"I just dropped into Altare's stream, so if you hear any Altare noises, I'm sorry"
rpr...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367146
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367146
bro…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367146
Wdhmbt

[Anonymous No.]

he really is fucking fourthtare

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S TIME

[Anonymous No.]

fartare braaaap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367042
/vsj+/. There was 3 VShojos in to start, but 2 had to drop out, but like 80% of the competitors have collabed before so we know basically all of them. And for anyone here who may be curious, near as I can tell there's no serious threats in group 2 save for maybe Shiabun.

[Anonymous No.]

>Blocks your path
what do?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ready for this glorious job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367475
Nice, welcome.
The problem is that even without threats our Tempus players are really terrible at Mario Kart lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367525
11th place IKZ~!

[Anonymous No.]

KILL THEM ALL

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.]

scuffed

[Anonymous No.]

does Axel actually play on wifi?

[Anonymous No.]

WTF

[Anonymous No.]

more like scufftare

[Anonymous No.]

Altare has such beautful eyes~

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even gonna suggest Altare's POV

[Anonymous No.]

I understand why rpr likes altare now, he's not too different sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

don't pick altare please
give him a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367146
please give me the timestamp later i still have work :'))

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367713
him doing his autism noises…

[Anonymous No.]

Rpr invite altare for one on one “””””training”””””” :3

[Anonymous No.]

>flay POV
KEK JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367646
According to him his internet is better on wifi than Ethernet. Something with the wiring I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367696
Nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon spilling his spaghetti not even on purpose this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367802
I didn't know that was even possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367713
He's genuinely rather similar in some ways, except he's able to focus on a game long enough to get good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367802
genuinely just think he’s retarded and fucking up his ethernet somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367478
what even is this

[Anonymous No.]

rpr's regulars cheering on altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367802
There's no way that's the cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>45366886
>riptare where altare is fated to die whenever rpr looks at altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367911
Catalog "humour"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367802
oh ok, I was just curious because I’m watching selen and tempplex playing and they were talking about Axel and how him playing on wifi is a disadvantage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367911
your own post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367904
Could be but he’s had multiple isp people check it out too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367956
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367925
I was just thinking about how I hadn't seen this >:3 leader in a while the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>putting flayon on the poll instead of altare
riptare is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367983
he said when he plugs in his ethernet cable it shorts out his wifi, this isn’t an isp issue this is a user error

[Anonymous No.]

"What do you mean 'r-piss-r'?"
Truly the ninth member of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367933

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>>45368018
this is not the rpr i know..

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing Vtubers next to fleshtubers is always so jarring

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368018
>any time i switch to someone’s pov they die
it’s part of the plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45367925
Riptare wingmen ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368018
He wants to get close to Flay to learn his secrets so he can learn how to fuck Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368081
Big brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368081
>secretly wishing flayon wins the poll so he loses
sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368101
rpr acting like flayon would be the roughest whiplash

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368101
Double team ( ω * )

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368018
Nah, he's trying to curse the competition by watching them

[Anonymous No.]

WTF IS THIS SCUFF

[Anonymous No.]

it's so scuffed kek

[Anonymous No.]

wait jabroni mike is in the tourney?

[Anonymous No.]

LET ME JOIN LEADER'S LOBBY PLEASE GAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368022
Yeah I think it might be too. I think he’d benefit from Vesper or one of the others helping him in a call

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368152
Anything to get that Altare D

[Anonymous No.]

Why dont they just add each other? ( idk how the switch works)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368250
he's not playing with viewers right now

[Anonymous No.]

>off collab mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368042
>ripdesk where axel is a simp for rpr but rpr only has eyes for altare

[Anonymous No.]

>All 8 of us, or 7
Why

[Anonymous No.]

this shit is taking too long

[Anonymous No.]

>you can use me
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>altare making flayon say he can use him
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

FLAYTARE OFFCOLLAB
AAAHH

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S MILKING SOUNDCLIPS

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare tricked Flay into saying Altare could use him
Altmachi anons getting fed today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368316
I can’t into ripdesk desu. They’re like bros that fuck together not each other

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368401
Double teaming Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368401
>Altare being violently spitroasted by rpr and Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368428
aymeric...

[Anonymous No.]

what is even happening

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

jesas leader's chat is almost devoid of greynames...

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368462

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

geega cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368570
aww cute

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE AT 1ST

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S DOING IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368570
So, who's Geega?

[Anonymous No.]

GO LEADER GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368657
She's one of the organizers

[Anonymous No.]

rpr has done it, he's found the vtubers worse than Altare at Mario Kart...!

[Anonymous No.]

flay...

[Anonymous No.]

NO DON'T SPECTATE HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368698
yeah flayon

[Anonymous No.]

RPR NO
YOU'LL RUIN HIM

[Anonymous No.]

These two should shut up and just play.

[Anonymous No.]

>goes with altare for next pov

i'm eating so well

[Anonymous No.]

ok that was just unlucky

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna go for Altare's POV for the next one
Oh, do you huh

[Anonymous No.]

>altare got 4th
>flayon got 12th

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368758
oh fuck altare's luck and performance anxiety NOOO

[Anonymous No.]

i love how stupid twitch chat is, cute retards

[Anonymous No.]

SAYA NO UTA UUUOOOHHHH FLAYON YOU'RE MY MEGA OMEGA ALPHA SUPER DUPER HUGE KAMIOSHI FOREVAAAAAA ToT

[Anonymous No.]

bro… rpr wanting to go for the altare pov…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368820
heInsane RAGUS heInsane RAGUS heInsane RAGUS heInsane RAGUS heInsane RAGUS heInsane RAGUS heInsane RAGUS heInsane RAGUS

[Anonymous No.]

SWITCH POVS

[Anonymous No.]

>10th place
RPR SWITCH YOUR POV FOR GODS SAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>Karaoke frame up
>Random greyname brings up prioritizing another vtuber's stream over theirs
That's cringe as hell

[Anonymous No.]

KEK OF COURSE NOW HE JOBBS

[Anonymous No.]

goD FUCKING DAMMITANSJKLF

[Anonymous No.]

rpr sounds so heartbroken

[Anonymous No.]

RPR YOU DUMMY

[Anonymous No.]

IM GONNA KMS

[Anonymous No.]

fuck mario kart...

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER TWO ITEM BOXES REMOVES SKILL
FUCK NINTENDO
OG MK8 WAS BETTER AND REQUIRED SKILL

[Anonymous No.]

rpr, you knew he jobs when you watch him!! You knew!!

[Anonymous No.]

that tire bonk really fucked him up

[Anonymous No.]

I'M NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>altare taking it serious
it’s over

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS SO FUNNY HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBADAM

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy Flayon....

[Anonymous No.]

Leader...

[Anonymous No.]

Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

KEK KEK KEK

[Anonymous No.]

pain.

[Anonymous No.]

grave misfortune...

[Anonymous No.]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

He's actually so unlucky

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

the jobber guild jobs yet again

[Anonymous No.]

I know they were playing together before lobby but I have no idea why Flayon and Altare are still on voice together.

[Anonymous No.]

RPR'S POV IS CURSED MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>ALWAYS STARTS THE RACE WELL
>ENDS UP IN FIRST
>UH OH WHATS THAT
>A FUCKING RED SHELL
>OH NYO
Mario Kart 8 is a game that totally uses skill.

[Anonymous No.]

Lol leader, he's so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369221
they’re just hanging out now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369235
>bad
>consistently gets into first
>just fucked by items

[Anonymous No.]

He jobbed a few times but he was really unlucky like holy

[Anonymous No.]

i'm just saying this wouldn't have happened if he accepted help

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369274
Getting into first temporarily doesn't matter if you lose every time dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>rpr physically feels altare's pain
hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369307
come here you smug shota

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Flay will rermember to set up his Omori stream later

[Anonymous No.]

"That tire just ruined him - I could feel his pain, physically I could feel it!"
rpr...

[Anonymous No.]

wait so did rpr put flayon on a poll for POV and just choose altare anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369274
Anon you can actually consistently get a high place in mario kart even with very bad luck, but it takes actual practice and not just racing with viewers. There are shortcuts, coin collection, items that you need to save when you're ahead so you can stop lethal treats like the blue shell.

[Anonymous No.]

Next off-collab should be riptare, I'm too invested in this bromance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369368
oh no~ please don't hurt me~

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe riptare of all fucking things is becoming a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369450
KEK yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369450
No, I think the winner of the poll was Giri, and he put it on her POV, but it was really choppy so he just started switching to whichever one looked good

[Anonymous No.]

altare triggered the sonic autism oh no

[Anonymous No.]

Me when the government attempts to kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369476
i still remember the weird gentle way rpr talked to altare in their first streams together. and the way he asked altare about stuff he was specifically interested in???

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS THE CHAT NOT WORKING ON BOTH THE APEX PRACTICES

[Anonymous No.]

leaked flayon and altare footage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369685
can’t wait til the offcollab!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369681
All the chats from yesterday have processed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369457
he needs to get a one on one collab before he can even dream of an offcollab

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369681
It takes a few hours for the chat to show up on VODs, newfag-chama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369700
They energy is seriously gonna get...hot...for real

[Anonymous No.]

Are the boys out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369629
>altare brainwashing thirdworlders
villainous behaviour, sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369767
I think Altare said there are some races for the losers, so they might play a bit more, but I don't think they've got any shot at the prizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369717
Dingo's chat from yesterday is still not finished processing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369629
him being impressed by every little thing altare was doing on stream and off stream, wanting to play games that altare wanted to play...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369476
I wonder if rpr knows (Leader probably knows cause he's /here/ occasionally)

[Anonymous No.]

magni hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369920
rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369767
i have no clue what placements they got but they have some more matches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369867
Altare randomly calling him "my doggy" that one time and promising to sing his goofy Minecraft parody song for him and Axel if they won...and rpr actually carrying them to a win that round

[Anonymous No.]

FLAYTON RAPE AAAAAAAAAAA.

[Anonymous No.]

magni indifference

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369991
>FLAYTON

[Anonymous No.]

man this stream is pretty gay
very entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

magni love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369966
Ah okay, so they might actually still have a shot at getting into the finals if they somehow don't job the losers bracket

[Anonymous No.]

ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369767
Pretty sure it's double elimination which means anyone could still win.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7blZxalTXSw
magni and bettel both in pre-chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370013
Professor Flayton. I love those games

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369979
i'm still waiting for that minecraft song...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369962
My guy he literally says inb4 out loud and he stopped doing the autistic noises today when everyone kept complaining about it yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370116
Inb4 is not just a /here/ thing anymore holy shit.
It's so common on twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370114
did they even win?

[Anonymous No.]

No one has mentioned him but I also like Nagzz, he's cool. I wish he'd react to more Tempus clips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370116
i learned inb4 from Tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370073
>11:30 pm est
oh
that's way later than i thought it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370013
His TON of ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45369920
Every single fucking balkaner ever's been /here/ so who knows honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370158
Yes? Altare sang half of the song live during the stream and he said "I'll sing the second half if we win the next one", but they lost the next one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370157
You're a retard if you don't see all the nods to /MANS/ that Altare has done since debut.

[Anonymous No.]

are we winning yet?
jwu

[Anonymous No.]

shotare…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370224
I'm not going to believe any of them are here unless there's factual proof like Dingo's, those rrats are weak

[Anonymous No.]

love regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

FLAYTARE MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370224
we memed about this but he is just a normie zoomer kid

[Anonymous No.]

>flaytare? that sounds like a ship name
He Knows

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I missed this earlier but flay's mama loves him https://twitter.com/oxSTL/status/1637150782285037568?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

i'd give this man the sloppiest wettest leg trembling hands desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath "i can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting back arching edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting around tip-tapping against mouth sideways licking spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face slower then faster then a little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra balancing golden light like a halo around the tip noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370354
no!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I love it when Flay calls him Altare Bear, it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370343
he's pretending, he brought it up first in the smash collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370382
Damn, hes already vertical....looks like your little service really tired him out...

[Anonymous No.]

KEK he said it so happily

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare is into necro
Crazy

[Anonymous No.]

winner's group nice

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, rpr sounding so happy that Altare got into Winners A

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370255
We're only half losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370382
That's one of the best vtuber fanarts I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

reply to me when leader is playing again please

[Anonymous No.]

>top trrree
rpr's accent is sex

[Anonymous No.]

im on a 1gb line and the today's apex vod is a stutter fest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370726
Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>riptare
what did flayon mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370840
Flayon wants to be killed by Altare

[Anonymous No.]

Man, PorcelainMaid has such a pretty model.

[Anonymous No.]

is wrestling gay or masculine? i've never gotten a clear answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371026
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

flay asking about altare's stamina after saying he's in flay's league...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45370931
flayon really is just like me

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD NEWS
leader made it in the top 6
BAD NEWS
Flayon did not

[Anonymous No.]

altare barely making it to the winner's bracket

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371048
Being Altare's toy, his treat, would be such a delightful fate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371125
This is great news for me, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

where did he read yume

[Anonymous No.]

YUME MEANS I'M DREAMING OF YOU LEEDAH

[Anonymous No.]

kek altare this isn’t even your lobby

[Anonymous No.]

flay has to lose his sanity for this one fucker that won't leave...

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER IS BLOCKING AGAIN AIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

"These are all incredibly skilled gamers!"
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

cringetare...

[Anonymous No.]

kek maldtare

[Anonymous No.]

pissed off altare ToT

[Anonymous No.]

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

i love this control freak so much

[Anonymous No.]

kek based

[Anonymous No.]

goodbye retard

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon definitely has a parttime

[Anonymous No.]

holy kek altare is literally the cultare’s sugar baby

[Anonymous No.]

What did the sperg say to make leader mad?

[Anonymous No.]

altare surrounded by sugar mommies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45368443
>>45368462
ToT god i hope we have passing fic writers who get inspired itt

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it I should had gone buy dinner when I had the chance, now Leader will probably be racing again soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371560
He wouldn't leave the lobby and said "skill issue ragus" over and over or smth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371560
They asked the guy multiple times to leave lobby. He didn't, then showed up in chat for le funny. Got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371560
wouldn’t leave the lobby for flayon’s stream and then when altare made a new lobby to BTFO him he joined immediately again

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI HATE https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1637185104857407489?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

this is a great day to be a member of the cultare goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371621
God, some Holofans are so pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

This MK thing is too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371560
is the 2nd stream he refuse to leave the lobby and what >>45371622 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371621
God i fucking hate kobofags

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, there's a 4-way tie. I wonder if Altare will get kicked from the winner's bracket or if it's just a placement thing with the top 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371621
they should ban "skill issue" posters on sight, shit was never funny

[Anonymous No.]

is kage cool? his model is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371800
skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

God, I just realized that probably half of tempus will stream TotK when it comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371770
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>45371800
skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear Flay say he might join Altare's watchalong
>It's members only
>Open Altare's stream and type a few things
>Get membership gift almost immediately
It's really that easy huh?

[Anonymous No.]

altare caught flayon spilling his spaghetti...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372017
you got kidnapped!

[Anonymous No.]

flay is close to sucking leader's cock on stream holy

[Anonymous No.]

>the tempus guild has been built up
>you no longer need me
HE'S GRADUATING

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372053
Was the promise of free candy true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372017
the cultare are experienced kidnappers

[Anonymous No.]

WTF FLAY YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT KEK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

flayon is logging into all his alt accounts to vote yes right now

[Anonymous No.]

So Flay watches Magni's and Altare's menshis, who else?

[Anonymous No.]

being an avid flay watcher and knowing everything he says about how he wants to be shown love and the way he's talking to altare is making me go insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372255
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372254
prob all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372255
how so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372255
I noticed too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372254
bettel's

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372255
Right its like, Altare better understand how freaking lucky he is to be treated like that by Flay Flay...

[Anonymous No.]

he's doing extended, right? for the watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372308
Extended, he said it was 2h58m

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372302
this is one of the rare times i'll unironically say watch streams, it's too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372255
Flayume... it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372344
oh nevermind I misunderstood google, that's the theatrical

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/4LtTpZpGE6c

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372344
oh, that's great to know, had extended ready. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372367
so does he have a crush on altare is what you’re saying

[Anonymous No.]

sexyon, he said sexyon

[Anonymous No.]

>title
leader what have you done...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRXxOMEcuYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372431
if you have the shipping goggles on yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372465
>OMEcuYY
>OMEGa
Holy shi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372394
>>45372429
Sorry I had it wrong, despite google doing this. The theatrical edition is the one that's 2h58m, the extended is 3h28m.

[Anonymous No.]

this regis will visit you at 3am

[Anonymous No.]

KEK ALTARE YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372255
when he said "i need you with me!" and softly changed it to "i WANT you there"... the context we have... holy shit sister we are rising up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372431
who doesnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372587
oh, don't worry, I read the second reply, I mean that I still have time to grab the theatrical. :)

[Anonymous No.]

Baka Jobber

[Anonymous No.]

jobbing...

[Anonymous No.]

he's so far ahead now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372662
dude i only watch like half his streams and that shit made me so soft

[Anonymous No.]

Riptare hardcore smut fic onegai

[Anonymous No.]

lol Leader finally won because rpr left the room

[Anonymous No.]

the sapling is getting spiroasted by rpr kek

[Anonymous No.]

HOLOSPY

[Anonymous No.]

>SORRY FOR LEAKING GUYS IM SORRY
>also hit that follow button on twitch tv slash rprx

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372875
ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.]

That poor sapling's crime is being a mario kart enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

I took a shower, did Altare win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372774
I squeaked out loud at that because I was caught off guard and it was so genuine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373008
Yes, but no. He'll probably job this time.

[Anonymous No.]

of COURSE rpr is watching altare’s POV

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT
ALTARE IN THE WINNER’S BRACKET BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, I'm shocked he managed to win the second one with rpr watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373018
i'm just happy he found his way into stars

[Anonymous No.]

How are Altmachi anons feeling after that stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45372774
he's said before that "needing" someone is cool and all, but "wanting" someone is where he finds the most intimacy. he has experienced dependence issues both ways so saying he "wants" someone's time is very sacred to him, for a little more heart melting context

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373008
He won a tiebreaker to get into the winner's bracket, which guarantees he'll have at least another race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373306
everytime they are on stream together its a feast

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373306
>normal brain
very happy that they're friends who are supportive of each other
>fujo brain
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373306
idk about altmachi's but this is how i feel as a altventurer. machi is the baby in this scenario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A--rMdBSHmU

[Anonymous No.]

alright yumes, now you know what you need to do

[Anonymous No.]

As an enjoyer of Altarebowl I can't believe I had a 3 course meal today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373306
WE CRODE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373426
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373426
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373482
I'm only eating two of the three courses, but it's still been a feast.

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER LOVE
RAGUS LOVE
AXEL LOVE
MAGUNI LOVE
FLAY LOVE
BEETLE LOVE
HAKKA LOVE
SHINRI LOVE
SELEN LOVE
RPR LOVE
JEFFEREY LOVE
TODD LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

flayume status...?
Altyume status...?
Shinidachiyume status...?

[Anonymous No.]

he mad kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373468
check cosplay of lapland
they are pretty cool
I personally like blue poison tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373600
wtf is a shinidachi

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoyed my fujo crumbs today now it's time to chill out to Flay's vn stream and pretend I'm on his lap while he's reading me a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373482
Who was beside Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373638
rpr fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373638
rpr fan name

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373698
axel and rpr

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373698
I'm guessing rpr and axel

[Anonymous No.]

Without any fujo goggles on, in full honesty: I think Flayon might have a bit of a crush on Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373769
Yeah I think so too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373769
But anon, you forgot to take off your fujo contacts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373709
>>45373710
good to know I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373769
schizo :3

[Anonymous No.]

as a mechabird fan + altare oshi the beginning of the stream was so. yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373468
naruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

wait, flayon is gonna be in altare's menshi watchalong? tell me you're lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373979
nah doesn’t actually seem like it. flayon said he might join under an alt just to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45373979
if he can make it

[Anonymous No.]

There are 36 people in this tournament, and rpr has spent like 1/4 of the stream talking about Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45374080
I love,,,