Post vtubers who would make perfect wives. I'll start.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:04:00 2023 No.45572555 [Reply] [Original]

Post vtubers who would make perfect wives.
I'll start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:08:10 2023 No.45572865 File: 7 KB, 200x182, 1655730087210731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She might come off as dumb as bricks, but her levels of motherly love are pretty high

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:08:56 2023 No.45572920 >>45572555 The patrician's choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:16:44 2023 No.45573438 File: 3.11 MB, 2894x4093, 2d02915c9a8ca6deebf542c2c9ba9283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect wife and mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:20:09 2023 No.45573669 >>45572865 >obese, retarded zoomer no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:20:56 2023 No.45573713 File: 508 KB, 2880x1620, 52BF3ADF-E97C-451B-B15F-87658F6F3308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to live in the countryside and raise kids with her.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:22:02 2023 No.45573783

>>45572865
I was just thinking about this today, I don't know why:
Millie pretends to be dumb but is in actuality smart. However, she has a lot of challenges with interpersonal communication, and finds it hard to find a balance of wanting to express her genuine and unfiltered thoughts and emotions with finding the right space and people to share that with - basically, she can rub you the wrong, free of ill intent, because of how she is. I don't get introvert vibes from her, I get the feeling she's this smart girl that wants to get along with others but just spaghettis too much and finds it hard to.

Now compare her to Enna, who is genuinely dumb/has a very limited pool of knowledge, and who is actually introverted, but knows how to relate and associate with others. She just chooses not to most of them time. I know you'll say that's ironic, but she's admitted as much herself - she is as candid as she is with Ethyria, Elira and Mika and not so much with others. Dumb, but good interpersonal communications skills, she can pick up on vibes and a person's mood extremely easily.

And finally, to give a bit more to compare and contrast, we have Elira. Elira is sort of the midpoint of both of them which is why she comes across as more well-adjusted. She has decent intelligence/knowledge and decent interpersonal communication skills. She is more introverted than Millie but less introverted than Enna, but her position as the Lazulight figurehead has really made her work on speaking with others, and it feels like she is very easy to talk to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:22:02 2023 No.45573781 >>45572555 Is there anyone in Holo that wouldn't make a good wife? Honestly asking.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:25:41 2023 No.45574049 File: 332 KB, 411x442, 1677286375191907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 For me, it's Lisa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:25:42 2023 No.45574050 >>45573669 >zoomer >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:35:31 2023 No.45574742 >>45573781 Matuli, Shion, Aqua, Choco, Lap

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:39:18 2023 No.45574989

>>45573781
Depends. Most of them do not know how to cook or drive. If they don't learn how to cook and drive and that Holomoney well dries up, you can bet your ass you will be paying for take out on the daily and driving them fucking everywhere. And honestly, FUCK that.
As for being good lovers in the emotional sense, almost everyone seems like they're capable of that.
>>45574742
Why Shion and Aqua? Matsuri is the only one that I truly consider to be a lost cause. If even half the shit she says is true, then she will probably die alone. She wants to be an adult baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:40:19 2023 No.45575061 Okay, posting my pick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:41:12 2023 No.45575120 File: 3.91 MB, 2160x2400, Fg2SgN6WQAURQO_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 Reine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:42:55 2023 No.45575243 File: 1005 KB, 598x1198, 1665675894514821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:43:26 2023 No.45575285 File: 2.61 MB, 1509x2000, 1678615160168321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fuck this cat and make her happy forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:43:55 2023 No.45575315 >>45575120 only if you were born with XX chromosomes and haven't undergone HRT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:45:18 2023 No.45575406 File: 686 KB, 2090x3049, 1642640551346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Easily Fauna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:46:52 2023 No.45575505 File: 559 KB, 655x890, Tomari Mari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:52:17 2023 No.45575825 File: 927 KB, 1500x831, 1679221687537718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] competent hag gamer wife would be so kino

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:54:49 2023 No.45575986 >>45575406 nah, Bae and Irys are unironically better wife material. She's like the third best in all EN, to her credit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:54:49 2023 No.45575984 >All these holos getting posted >Only 1 Niji I can understand Vshojo whores not getting posted since they're obviously not wife material but I thought Niji had some wholesome girls, no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:58:03 2023 No.45576193 File: 371 KB, 635x854, thank you dad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 I have been with my wife for a couple of years now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:59:40 2023 No.45576296 >>45572865 >>45573783 >Luxiem's and Noctyx's cumdump >wife material you will always remain an undesirable whore, Millie

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:06:04 2023 No.45576765
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I would marry a hardworking Chinese-Canadian girl any day.

Hot take, Nina. She's an experienced mature woman and she's very social and knowledgeable, she'd make a great wife who can entertain and guide you through parties and the like as well as being a comfy companion for a romantic evening alone together. Just wouldn't expect her to ever have babies, which is a plus anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:06:48 2023 No.45576816 >>45572555 Is Bae really wife material? I haven't watched her, isn't she just your average zoomer?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:07:20 2023 No.45576854
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>>45575986
I politely disagree, but it depends on your criteria. If you think cooking is particularly important, then sure.
I just think Fauna would work well on an emotional level. She's level-headed, smart and gentle. There would be few misunderstandings and fights with her as your wife. To me, that's more important. (Not saying the others don't possess these qualities, by the way.)
At the end of the day, answers will also depend on the other person. Maybe Bae would fit you perfectly well, but maybe not someone else. Same with Fauna. There's no "one-size-fits-all" when it comes to relationships. For me personally, Fauna seems ideal, but I concede that she may not be ideal for you. And that's okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:10:49 2023 No.45577110 File: 267 KB, 1920x1080, 161734A8-8F31-4287-8DD1-4E603CBBB4DD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me its okayu and pic related. Latter would be objectively good.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:12:39 2023 No.45577237

>>45575984
This is kind of a Holoboard if you haven't noticed.
But also, it only makes sense that the company that caters more directly to CGDCT audiences would have more obvious candidates.

>>45576816
People like her because she's a mix of sex model, allegations of being really beautiful IRL, being good at dancing/singing and having a traditional asian upbringing, which means she's good at cooking and other "wife" type activities.
Her personality is very much average zoomer, but there's nothing inherently wrong with that. (Hell, some people even like that.)

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:14:31 2023 No.45577354

>>45576765
Everyone in NijiEN can have babies, it's just Nina is the one that is most at risk of having babies with problems. And even then it is not that big of a deal.
From EN, I can't really think of one that would make good wife material, because a lot of them tend to get too real with fans. I guess I wouldn't mind being in a relationship with Elira, Pomu, Petra, Rosemi or Meloco.
>>45576854
Yeah, I took that into account. I don't find Fauna to be particularly smart nor is that really a requirement for me so much as a redflag for me is that I consider them dumb, be it intellectually, emotionally or financially.
But yes, I do agree that Fauna seems like a person that you'd need to actively try and get her to get mad at you and simple disagreements would rarely boil over to something major, unless they just piled up all the time, which to be fair would make anyone go crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:16:01 2023 No.45577457 File: 332 KB, 1318x2048, 1660501832946892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ayame

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:19:53 2023 No.45577749

>>45576816
despite being a zoomer shes easily the most functional human being out of her gen, she drives a car, she finished college i think, shes decent at cooking, she does the laundry, she once cried on stream because a baby died on a video game due to his mother's negligence and called out the neglectense of some parents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:21:14 2023 No.45577842 >>45577749 >Functional human being >Cried on stream over a videogame baby Pick one buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:21:40 2023 No.45577885 File: 224 KB, 1541x2369, 1657111284083014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45576816 shes a zoomer yeah but she has all of the qualities you'd look for in the perfect wife. i love this rodent like you wouldn't beleive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:21:59 2023 No.45577922 File: 2.99 MB, 1920x1080, image-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 Quite simple really

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:22:08 2023 No.45577929

As much as I dislike Callie, she's the only one in holomyth or councilrys that even comes close to being wife material. Everyone else is either too young and ineperienced or has some problems that prevent them from being functioning humans. Ina is a slob, Gura has anxiety, Fauna is vegan, to name a few

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:22:33 2023 No.45577964 >>45577457 She would leave you immediately just like your father

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:23:48 2023 No.45578051 >>45572555 >Bae >Wife material, Ever You realize she's into train lines and group sex right? Where in your mind can she possibly register as anything Clean? Hell, I'd even peg her as a Con-slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:25:20 2023 No.45578145 >>45576854 She's a gaslighting bimbo and would take you for a Cuck in mere seconds just get off Reminder, origins started Online

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:25:31 2023 No.45578159 >>45577842 I don't need to pick because unlike your autistic ass that is unable to comprehend that emotional response, I can. The latter does not invalidate the former.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:26:33 2023 No.45578237 >>45577842 You say that like it's a bad thing, I would be hard pressed to find a woman show such raw genuine maternal emotions for a fictional baby's death let alone a real one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:26:53 2023 No.45578271 File: 350 KB, 1414x2000, Fos2p9UaMAAuKdK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 i can attest that Mio has been an excellent wife to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:27:36 2023 No.45578325 >>45573781 >Miko >Suisei >Matsuri >Shion >Choco >Aqua >Okayu >Pekora >Noel >Towa >Laplus >Chloe >Reine >Kobo >the entirety of EN maybe except for Fauna

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:28:19 2023 No.45578378 >>45577929 Mori has major issues too, namely ADHD and what appears to be periodic bouts of depression. But she seems to be functional in spite of those things, through coping mechanisms and possibly meds. just like me frfr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:29:42 2023 No.45578454 >>45577842 Thats called being empathic, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:29:55 2023 No.45578472 File: 1.38 MB, 3000x3874, 1664659634530367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine how amazing of a mother she'd be. She's so fucking perfect bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:30:15 2023 No.45578509 >>45576193 >>45578271 Both are me but i don't remember making these posts strange

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:30:22 2023 No.45578517 >>45577749 >the most functional human being Call me when she isn't still living with her parents. (Nothing wrong with that, but dealing with complete freedom is the real test of maturity.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:31:57 2023 No.45578628 >>45578325 >t. Sapling nigger

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:32:03 2023 No.45578636

>>45578159
I can understand the emotional response, but that doesn't make it any less unhinged. Letting your emotions go overboard is a big red flag, a mature person is able to feel empathy and still distance themselves enough to not get actually hurt. If that's how she reacts on a videogame then the cruel realities of the world may be too much for her to handle. Good thing she isn't real.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:33:12 2023 No.45578712

>>45578237
I enjoyed that stream. It was interesting to see the difference between Fauna and Bae to that scene. Fauna herself said she's a bit cynical, but she showed great sympathy for Bae when she cried. It made Fauna seem more maternal to me, but I agree that Bae's response was endearing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:36:25 2023 No.45578954

>>45577354
>I don't find Fauna to be particularly smart
Let's just say that, while I don't think Fauna is a genius or anything, competition is not that fierce in HoloEN. I honestly don't think I could handle being with some of the girls for an extended period of time. Yes, cuteness can make up for it sometimes, but in a marriage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:36:27 2023 No.45578956 >>45573783 Thank you for the kind explanation Millie. By the way when the next 4chan parody stream?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:38:38 2023 No.45579140

>>45576816
Bae is a total ditz ignorant of culture outside of weird zoomerisms, but is one of the few who can drive, travel, make food etc without a fucking autism handler.
If you impregnated her and gave her a child, you can 100% bet she would be an extremely responsible mother who could track what her child is doing from the other side of the house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:38:41 2023 No.45579146 >>45578636 Crying to a sad story is not "unhinged". I don't think you're a very mature person yourself if you think otherwise. And she wasn't hurt, she was just expressing her feelings. (Involuntarily probably, but still.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:41:14 2023 No.45579316 >>45577842 Anon, she is a woman

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:44:27 2023 No.45579546 A Australian can’t be a good wife Trust

>>	Millie Parfait Mon Mar 20 22:44:53 2023 No.45579577 >>45578956 today, starring you, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:46:30 2023 No.45579675 >>45575120 Maybe if you're a middle eastern oil baron, otherwise, lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:46:35 2023 No.45579685 >>45577885 You're forgetting one major drawback though. Asian in-laws.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:48:16 2023 No.45579794 >>45575406 >about to cum inside >she makes a random northernlion reference out of nowhere yeah __ thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:51:49 2023 No.45580047 >>45579794 DRYBABAYYY

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:52:23 2023 No.45580095

>>45578954
Sure, but that is precisely my point, anon - these girls are streamers because they're usually not the the brightest. The only one who I consider truly, truly dumb is Gura. Everyone else I feel more or less plays it up, so if you're talking that Fauna is within HoloEN comparatively smart, sure. In general, I don't think she is, but again, I just care they aren't dumb, and it's not like I'm a genius myself or have delusions of me being anything other than a person of average intellect.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:52:40 2023 No.45580114
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I claim the Kiara
Can pick whatever nation is safest at a given time to raise kids with, they'll be multilingual and she'll want more kids to brag about your marriage on social media and want more kids to make into little phoenix warriors
She'll tell them lots of stories about the world and she tries to cook and her cats and her raccoon will entertain the babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:53:50 2023 No.45580183 >>45580114 Whose going to tell him

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:53:55 2023 No.45580189 >>45576854 STOP BEING RATIONAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:55:34 2023 No.45580279 >>45575984 Good Niji wives: Lize, Dola, Fumi, Uiha, Manami, Haruka, and Claire Utako would also be good too as long as you don't mind her actual porn addiction, and Furen would fare okay if the environment is not too demanding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:56:45 2023 No.45580348 I'd only trust Fauna to nurture and help raise a child correctly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:57:05 2023 No.45580376 >>45580279 Hoshikawa would be the best fuck. Maybe among all vtubers. Probably between her and Aki Rose. I can fix Hoshikawa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:57:16 2023 No.45580395 File: 3.33 MB, 498x498, 07485822-1815-412D-BF75-A57F2A5E6A3B.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:57:42 2023 No.45580418 >>45573781 Mel Aqua Marine Kanata Lamy Chloe Lui All of ID All of EN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:00:07 2023 No.45580568 File: 511 KB, 692x608, amiallure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's so perfect...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:02:54 2023 No.45580749 >>45577749 The dead baby stuff just makes me want to see her play Dead Space 2 with the nursery segment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:03:09 2023 No.45580764 >>45580418 >mel Retard genes >aqua Too introverted to have sex >marine Whore >kanata Still thinks about her ex (coco) >lamy Foetal alcohol syndrome >chloe No hygiene >lui Hag who isnt interested >all of id Inbred indogs >all of en Whores

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:03:24 2023 No.45580780 >>45575825 yes please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:03:59 2023 No.45580821 >>45572555 Mumei Fauna Pikamee Akirose Nenechi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:04:33 2023 No.45580853 A-chan has the wife/motherly vibe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:07:57 2023 No.45581098 File: 2.39 MB, 1920x1080, 1663596912745719.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580568 B A S E D T A S T E

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:09:08 2023 No.45581179 >>45580821 >Mumei Anon, I think OP meant "perfect wives" not your autistic onaholes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:09:12 2023 No.45581181 >>45580764 Yeah those are my reasons. Also all the ones I listed are horrid bitches

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:09:18 2023 No.45581195 >>45579774 Mumei would be the typical facebook conspiracy mom, so this is valid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:09:55 2023 No.45581237 >>45580047 absolute hood classic of a run

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:11:06 2023 No.45581317 File: 1.01 MB, 2625x3375, 1665329526431710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 I want to marry this girl so bad...

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Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:12:53 2023 No.45581438
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>>45576816
Weren't around the ORK arc?
OPEN WIDE

>Deeply romantic
She was exposed as having romance self-insert shoujo games for single girls on her switch home screen the other day
During newly friend game with Sora, she admitted that being hugged from the back is her biggest fetish and makes her heart go doki doki when she reads such scenes in shoujo manga. She also likes head rubs and kabedons and wants to cuddle in general

>Will make you soup every morning and do your laundry
There are too many examples of this so I'll only list down a couple
Mumei talking about it in collab with Ina
https://youtu.be/sdZSs87MXjo?t=7020

Bae confirming that she made the soup for breakfast + did grocery shopping for lunch, dinner and Fauna's dishes separately throughout their Japan trip arc
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=3704
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=4310

Bae brings Faumei tea and coffee unprompted
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=988

Did Mumei's Laundry and neatly folded clothes on her bed
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=720

>Insanely hardworking and has a focused, directorial mindset
She is always streaming and STILL took out the time to practice every single day in order to deliver that banger of a holofes performance in spite of having a month where she streamed every day. She also takes complete control of her own projects and will keep redoing them until she's satisfied with the results
She's also extremely humble about everything

>Beautiful and short
Confirmed by many accounts of fellow holomems to be tiny and gorgeous, not to mention she has thunder thighs
Tiny hands too, proven on stream via her handcam stream
I don't think I need to provide stamps for this one as there are far too many clips on youtube

>Strong Maternal energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhpFGxEzm8Q&t=9644s
Not to mention how Mumei referred to her as her "trip motherwife"
>Chocolate cake story
https://youtu.be/78rFBQ8kBzo?t=1339
Both Fauna and Mumei were incredibly indecisive on their own and needed Bae to pretty much order their food for them at resturaunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko61qZLDdPQ
>"It's been so long since someone has offered to let me depend on them so much"
https://youtu.be/sdZSs87MXjo?t=1002

>Talented
She can voice act, dance, choreograph, storyboard and play multiple musical instruments. She is autisically deep into Seiyuu and animes, having watched some obscure ones and knowing near every Japanese Seiyuu she comes across

>Doesn't know how to kiss
https://streamable.com/u40gtg

>Drives and cleans her own car
https://youtu.be/L5SAU-gjVHk?t=800

Her only downside is that she's the biggest scaredy cat in the entire company but that would make her vulnerable side more cute
https://youtu.be/hNRciBu6XSM?t=3169
https://youtu.be/T-KCQg0FJJo?t=6364
https://youtu.be/bh3njDKOnn0?t=2443

and most importantly of all, she gets sloshed off half a can of 5% beer
This much proof should be enough for now, pardon the autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:12:54 2023 No.45581440 >>45581179 Autism is something I would unironically value as a plus. About onahole... Well she has way to many charms to let that one pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:14:01 2023 No.45581516 >>45581438 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:15:17 2023 No.45581603 >>45581438 i kneel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:15:34 2023 No.45581621 >>45581438 I KNEEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:16:54 2023 No.45581718 File: 3.91 MB, 640x532, 1673604266703458.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 My fucking knees....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:21:08 2023 No.45581996 >>45577842 If you ain't cried from RDR2's ending you are heartless >>45578517 Cunt, most people in Australia don't own a house because it's expensive. it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:27:17 2023 No.45582364 >>45575406 >bisexuality menhera egirl >good wife Ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:27:30 2023 No.45582374 Nobody posting the single one hologirl without any yab, actually nice with everyone, cheerful + huge mommy vibe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:28:39 2023 No.45582462 File: 1.43 MB, 1163x1691, impregnate rrat[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F93vl73.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED RAT WIFE NOOOOOOOW

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:30:31 2023 No.45582603
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Nobody posting the single one hologirl without any yab, actually nice with everyone, cheerful + huge mommy vibe , i know that she is "normal" but she is the best anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:31:46 2023 No.45582677 I prefer pure ones like Fauna

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:31:58 2023 No.45582694 >>45581181 outside of the Coco thing, i don't see a problem with Kanata.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:33:58 2023 No.45582812 >>45582677 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:34:09 2023 No.45582822 >>45582694 She is a horrid bitch who treats people like shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:35:55 2023 No.45582932 I like how everyone is posting their wife material choices and then there is this one bitter fuck camping the thread shitting on any new posts that are made >>45581438 Basado

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:36:22 2023 No.45582969 >>45582822 if you say so, ok?, no idea what you are talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:37:42 2023 No.45583048 >>45582969 There is a reason her genmates HATE her. Also look who she is friends with. >>45582603 she literally called her fans ATMs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:39:54 2023 No.45583176 >>45582822 Compilation on Kanata, she seems very cold even in clip I'm asking you this since i was from reddit recently and they never fucking talk about the talent yab or downside

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:40:15 2023 No.45583197 File: 117 KB, 681x1000, 1673580371631673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:41:12 2023 No.45583268 File: 24 KB, 500x400, what_the_goku_by_poohead189_d3x7kqr-400t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45583048 Proof for the ATMs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:44:43 2023 No.45583496 >>45581413 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:52:53 2023 No.45584119 >>45581438 Well shit, now I have to watch her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:53:59 2023 No.45584225 >>45582812 > I saw her with THE BLACK SHIRT KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:11:26 2023 No.45585407 >>45579685 Paparqt seems like a bloke I'd enjoy having a few tinnies with while listening to him complain about his wife and gush about his daughters.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:23:13 2023 No.45586228

>>45583176
Kanata is a girl with poor self esteem
That love singing.
Is terribly afraid of her mother(Sayuri) ever finding out that she work in hololive and does idol shit.She may laugh when she tell these stories but having multiples nightmare about it isnt normal this show that this shit is always in the back of her mind.
Her poor self esteem make her overreact sometimes I remember This retard at apologizing at profusion on twitter and later on streaming about how the offcollab she planned wasnt perfect when most people where fine with it.
The only Holo that I know who cried on stream during an among us collab.
Oh,she also doesnt really meddle or collab with rest of hololive often Idk their repation irl tho.

So as you can see this one is pretty innofensive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:25:15 2023 No.45586358 File: 59 KB, 486x680, Kanata 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45586228 that just makes me want to protect and spoil her lots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:28:32 2023 No.45586539 >>45586228 Oh okay , more like personal problem and it's mostly mental health related, this is not that bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:29:58 2023 No.45586628 File: 260 KB, 381x381, Bae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 Least horny brrat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:32:17 2023 No.45586750 File: 89 KB, 957x522, chrome_Uae6KWD5r1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:40:41 2023 No.45587294 File: 255 KB, 1362x790, tails.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45586750 Not only does it hurt that it will never be Bae, it hurts it will never happen to me at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:43:07 2023 No.45587458 >>45581438 I think I could cut your autism with a knife, but you make a pretty unbeatable argument.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:47:12 2023 No.45587694 >>45581438 Damn, so what you're telling me is that she's cute, cool, kind AND a competent woman with a soft side? I kneel to the rat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:48:07 2023 No.45587751 File: 2.99 MB, 540x350, 1660509403055413.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45586750 >>"I hope you have a good day today~" she adds, just happy you're with her right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:49:50 2023 No.45587854 >>45587694 I was kinda shocked because she's the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:56:52 2023 No.45588321

>>45581438
While I agree that Bae would make for a great wife, I do think she has some negative qualities that might not be so apparent. I think she often says things in a very condescending and chastising way. I also think she would not take very well to genuine criticism. Not deal breakers by any means but definitely red flags to me.

These traits have shown at times where she needs to break keyfabe and have a “serious moment” with chat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:58:06 2023 No.45588409 >>45588321 >These traits have shown at times where she needs to break keyfabe and have a “serious moment” with chat. Such as?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:01:35 2023 No.45588605 File: 1.04 MB, 912x939, 1674707249281024.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:01:47 2023 No.45588617 >>45588321 I genuinely am not seeing how you're taking her having clear talks with her chat about things to prevent misunderstandings as condescending

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:09:12 2023 No.45589014 >>45573996 I've always viewed Subaru as someone married to her work. She just suppresses her ambition

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:11:12 2023 No.45589135 >>45572555 most of these women cant even take care of themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:19:20 2023 No.45589621 >>45575243 I love seeing girls on the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:19:37 2023 No.45589635 File: 90 KB, 309x319, 1629949198872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 Least insane Bae fan

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:20:47 2023 No.45589699

>>45588617
NTA but the issue was when tempus were announced and she spoke to her viewers like they were children. I'm indifferent to tempus and always have been, I don't care if these girls have bf's/husbands IRL and even I thought that she was condescending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:20:54 2023 No.45589710 >>45578325 What's the problem with Okayu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:22:50 2023 No.45589833 File: 452 KB, 2150x3035, 1671353957733032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:24:49 2023 No.45589949

>>45589699
Unironically that's mostly a threadwatcher issue, her response around that was built up from a whole stream of playful back and forth with her chat that didn't really translate well into just clipping that moment. She did see how the way she said it was being interpreted like that though and apologized for going too far with it later

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:25:24 2023 No.45589973 >>45589710 she's a whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:27:35 2023 No.45590076 >>45578325 If you expect your wife to cook and/or clean the house, a lot of them wouldn't make it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:27:53 2023 No.45590097

>>45577929
this topic has come up in the past and for the most part I agree with you. For as much as people give her shit, she's on top of taking care of her cats and she's hard working and passionate, which is a good indicator of what kind of mother she'd be.

Only problem is that she doesn't sit still. She's prone to saying "I'm gonna fuck off to another part of the world to rap for 2 weeks, take care of the kids for me while I'm gone"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:28:05 2023 No.45590110 >>45586750 AAAAA FUCK YOU ANON

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:28:48 2023 No.45590146 >>45589833 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:29:23 2023 No.45590172 File: 333 KB, 1500x2000, magochama lean booba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 haachama

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:31:13 2023 No.45590275

>>45579774
Mumei is really passionate about taking care of Animal, and she does pretty good at balancing civ duties and Hololive. I can see her being a good mother.

Problem would be that she's already not getting enough sleep, and having a baby rarely helps people get more sleep. She also strikes me as the kind of wife that has one baby and then completely loses interest in sex completely

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:34:04 2023 No.45590434 >>45574742 >Choco Choco has that "great cook" buff tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:35:59 2023 No.45590536 >>45572555 Chink whores don't make good wives, brown boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:37:15 2023 No.45590600 >>45578325 If you landed reine, would it matter? Her servants are your wife now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:37:46 2023 No.45590633 File: 109 KB, 1080x718, FpYZiliaMAAjnCo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45577237 >allegations of being really beautiful IRL Nah

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:39:27 2023 No.45590735 File: 79 KB, 728x860, bad advice korone 75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:40:05 2023 No.45590764 >baeschizo on the loose again YAWN

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:40:49 2023 No.45590801 >whore collabs with males >/vt/cucks shill the fuck out of her All so tiresome...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:41:17 2023 No.45590828 >>45590633 you picked like her third worse pic in that set

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:41:58 2023 No.45590865 >>45572555 her disgusting aussie accent immediately disqualifies her from that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:42:32 2023 No.45590898 >>45577237 >really beautiful IRL Look up women rating women's looks. They rate them almost exactly the opposite of men. Ugly women get called pretty and pretty women get called average. It's not concrete, but it's a trend to keep in mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:43:04 2023 No.45590930 >>45590633 at least pick a better pic if you were gonna eat ban

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:43:11 2023 No.45590939 >>45575406 >vegan >good wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:43:25 2023 No.45590949 File: 193 KB, 1167x1120, FBwCYcqWYAAqg2X.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 Perfect for the board

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:43:52 2023 No.45590963 >>45590633 Good luck being an incel forever if you wouldn't give her a chance

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:44:07 2023 No.45590974 >>45590828 >>45590930 That's from six years ago too mind you, he would never dare to pick any of the recent ones

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:44:07 2023 No.45590972 >>45590828 I picked the one where she isn't covered in makeup

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:45:15 2023 No.45591045 >>45590930 >>45590974 See >>45590972

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:46:09 2023 No.45591109 File: 3.53 MB, 1300x1690, 1664171761300667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45575825 She's got the perfect lounging around the house in one of your shirts mom vibe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:46:28 2023 No.45591124 >>45590434 But she wants you to live in a separate place and never interact with you except for you to be her living dildo. That's not a wife, that's a sex friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:50:18 2023 No.45591338 File: 44 KB, 329x399, 1616081888829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45590633

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:51:37 2023 No.45591432 >>45590963 >>45591338 I've already had sex, cope more brown cucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:52:34 2023 No.45591480 >>45590076 Decent amount in that list know how to cook and clean

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:53:28 2023 No.45591530 >>45573438 I will be the father to our child that she never had in her childhood

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:59:10 2023 No.45591851 >>45590633 >This is her worst pic according to the comments She still looks great then. No makeup and looks like that? Damn, what a catch

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:00:41 2023 No.45591937 >>45591851 How ugly and pathetic are you to think that looks great?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:05:31 2023 No.45592217 >>45591937 you should stop watching porn, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:07:04 2023 No.45592313 >>45592217 I barely watch any, brown cuck. Keep coping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:07:25 2023 No.45592330 >>45580114 >DEEPLY insecure and neurotic 30 somthing butterface miss me with that Her and Karen are the only holoEN I wouldn't even consider sticking my dick in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:08:54 2023 No.45592423 Not doxx thread retards quoting is just as bad as the retard posting it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:11:03 2023 No.45592565 >>45592313 >Calling everyone brown and cuck Is this projecting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:11:28 2023 No.45592603 >>45572555 please stop posting bae threads in the catalog, thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:11:54 2023 No.45592628 >>45592313 Mindbroken beyond repair

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:12:23 2023 No.45592662 >>45592330 >faggot anon implying they even have a chance >can't hold my keks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:12:30 2023 No.45592671 >>45592423 >reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop revealing the whore behind the mask reeeeeeeeeeeeee >>45592565 >n-n-no you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:12:43 2023 No.45592690 File: 152 KB, 354x347, 1669924368004188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not a single pekora mention acquire some taste plebs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:13:23 2023 No.45592737 >>45592565 No anon you don't get it, he's a 6'2 pure white nordic gigachad who regularly has sex but still somehow doxxes vtubers, but he's totally not a loser....because he just isn't okay????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:13:31 2023 No.45592746 >>45592690 Too busy simping for whores, please understand

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:13:48 2023 No.45592767 Jesus Bae anally fucked and cumflated this poor schizo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:14:44 2023 No.45592822 File: 315 KB, 734x1096, marine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 she exists to get pregnant

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:14:57 2023 No.45592833 File: 2.88 MB, 2356x3464, 1677733949313159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 Personally I just want to cuddle and smooch my rat wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:15:38 2023 No.45592875 >>45592833 Before or after she gets done sucking off Axel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:17:32 2023 No.45592976 File: 71 KB, 578x536, 1334038057659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45592822 god lord that tummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:18:42 2023 No.45593035 File: 315 KB, 1426x1426, Lisa letter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45574049 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:22:31 2023 No.45593241 >>45592737 My apologies, back to my call help center I go

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:24:32 2023 No.45593352 >>45592690 >Gambling addiction and a fucking monkey

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:27:18 2023 No.45593509 >>45592822 by me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:29:49 2023 No.45593662 File: 1.53 MB, 960x960, I kneel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 I kneel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:37:31 2023 No.45594026 >>45572555 Just don't let her see any Holostar in front of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:39:24 2023 No.45594123 >>45577842 cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:39:57 2023 No.45594143 >>45588605 qrd?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:42:22 2023 No.45594286 File: 73 KB, 1000x1000, 1678066855237276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45588605 wrong mouse

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:44:42 2023 No.45594403 >>45579577 Holy kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:45:37 2023 No.45594453 >>45581438 Jesus christ anon you magnificent autist. The rat sure is cute huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:47:33 2023 No.45594590 File: 2.86 MB, 440x364, BaeSex[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fz3bsdx.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45584119 >>45587694 >>45594453 if you watched her you would know

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:54:28 2023 No.45595009 File: 350 KB, 441x621, E7zKsqAXIAMWHZC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Watame would be a good mother, and the rat seems good as well. why do the most harmless chuubas have the worst schizo's

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 02:54:32 2023 No.45595015 File: 498 KB, 694x801, 1676557233444619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45594453 The cutest, I'm glad more people have come around to her after her performance

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:04:00 2023 No.45595610 File: 295 KB, 1012x1012, 1660139532431215.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 Can you answer and honest question for me anon? How can you gosling so obviously for a woman who so plainly goslings for Roberu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:07:13 2023 No.45595841 >>45590600 >You somehow get to marry Reine, the Dyke of holo ID. >She is not really interested in you sexually, so she allows you to be with her maids if they ok with it. Ok, is this scenario even possible?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:08:19 2023 No.45595910 >>45595610 Serious answer to your shitpost: Bae loves everyone, she just has an enormous amount of respect for Robert and his grind in particular to the point that she actually gets upset at people dismissing her respect as a crush

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:10:15 2023 No.45596045 >>45595910 >shitpost Not a shitpost, was a real question. Thanks for the answer anyway.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:11:13 2023 No.45596110

>>45595610
She's just an idolfag regardless of gender anon, she grew up watching Kpop idols before she got into JP culture and Robert was one of those that clicked with her the most and she respects him as an idol
also she's a Subaru gosling if anything, girl can't stop crying whenever the duck appears on screen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:14:09 2023 No.45596302 >>45595610 bae is a gosling for mumei and subaru

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:14:21 2023 No.45596318 >>45595610 I genuinely think her young girl crush on him has turned more into seeing him as a inspiring big brother, plus Robert is like 10 years older than her and I don't think he's into her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:15:22 2023 No.45596392 >>45596318 Robert doesn't have a choice from the confines of Mea's rape dungeon anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:17:36 2023 No.45596547 File: 184 KB, 389x413, roberu_kneel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45596392 Haha...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:25:12 2023 No.45596999 >>45592671 Bae isnt Azn. She doesn't sound like one let alone she never mentioned being a chink >Source? My intuition and the fact I LIVE HERE NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:31:06 2023 No.45597341 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x2000, 1679276144004486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:31:09 2023 No.45597344 >>45596999 have you ever seen her dox photos? She's definitely asian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:34:07 2023 No.45597541 >>45597344 Ive seen multiple, faces do not match at all. Some niggers lying here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:39:50 2023 No.45597880 >>45596999 Bae spoke cantonese on stream Bae herself said that Japanese people mistook her for a Japanese person But you wouldn't know that because you're thread-shitter, not even clip-watching faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:47:38 2023 No.45598337 >>45596999 Bae spoke Cantonese on stream. Bae herself she was mistaken for a Japanese person by Japanese people. But you wouldn't know that because you're thread-shitting faggot who doesn't even watch clips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:49:54 2023 No.45598451 File: 78 KB, 198x180, 1676855404555026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45597880 >>45598337

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:52:12 2023 No.45598578 Sick doxx thread bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:03:08 2023 No.45599263 >>45594590 I do know now, and i will watch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:06:04 2023 No.45599418 >>45572555 >Bae Really? She's a whore who would cheat on you. Plus she's Chinese, gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:08:24 2023 No.45599550 File: 155 KB, 1920x1080, T848372727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This beautiful girl right here. How can someone be so perfect? It's isn't fair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:08:37 2023 No.45599565 Why are Tatsunokos like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:14:58 2023 No.45599907 Bae Kiara Kronii Lui Iroha Watame Sora Choco Akirose And there it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:19:08 2023 No.45600151 >>45598337 I watch JP mainly nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:20:30 2023 No.45600252 >>45598337 Also if you can't tell chinks apart fron Japs you're a blind cunt. Only people in Japan who look like chinks are zipperheads

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:21:51 2023 No.45600332 >>45594590 I only watch clips like a proper /vt/sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:24:13 2023 No.45600534 >>45600151 Then don't talk about shit you know nothing about, ignorant faggot. >>45600252 Tell that to the Japanese people who couldn't tell Chinese from Japanese apart when said Chinese person can speak Nihongo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:25:01 2023 No.45600595 File: 653 KB, 732x587, Himemori Luna 05.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the perfect wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:26:49 2023 No.45600706 File: 41 KB, 346x508, 1661022612992213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:27:01 2023 No.45600722 >>45598337 Yep. She spoke Cantonese on stream with her mom before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:44:37 2023 No.45601620 >>45600534 Sorry I aint an EOP >>45600722 Link doko?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:45:46 2023 No.45601678 File: 67 KB, 1200x675, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lulu... Her eyes can grows back, and so does her hymen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:54:12 2023 No.45602118 File: 873 KB, 1080x848, 1678596988631656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate SEAfags with a passion, which leaves me guilt free making single mother all across that region.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:57:10 2023 No.45602271 File: 860 KB, 1080x1080, 1645861663692.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438 unfathomably based and rat pilled. I need a wife like her. Or just have her specifically

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:58:11 2023 No.45602319 >>45582603 I want to live in the inaka with my cute bird wife and 3 children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:02:23 2023 No.45602517 File: 36 KB, 395x394, 220152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:07:00 2023 No.45602792 File: 448 KB, 2480x3081, 1605052386159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:08:36 2023 No.45602864 >>45602792 >Ah hey senpai, imma chill with muh bois, dont worry bouta thang! Luv yaaa~~<3 >Oh hey honey, im just witha...some guys at the stables....nah nah don't boutta thing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:11:06 2023 No.45602976 >>45602792 Have fun getting cheated on lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:21:55 2023 No.45603475 >>45592690 Wife material anon, not an man-phobic onahole

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:37:24 2023 No.45604184
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/o/ tourist here from the front page. This entire thread feels like a parody. Why would anyone ever talk about cartoon toddler images that play video games like they're supposed to be actual wives? I get people waifuposting, but this is true mental illness. The only saving grace here is knowing that none of you will ever breed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:39:50 2023 No.45604291 >>45604184 Fuck off busrider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:44:41 2023 No.45604536 File: 87 KB, 705x713, 1679228379800806 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:45:05 2023 No.45604556 File: 2.57 MB, 1920x1080, image (4).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best wife material period

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:01:18 2023 No.45605341
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>>45575120
>You will never work a hard day's work while she sleeps in and tidies up her room later
>You will never be pushed to your physical limits earning literal pennies while she sits on a fortune she has no hope to ever fully spend
>You wont get bring her home some street foot on your walk back, despite her being able to dine on michelin star meals 3 times a day until shes 90+
>You will never come home exhausted and she meets you at the door, loving you fully not for any financial or societal reason, but because you make her smile
>You wont get to eat a meal she tried her best to make with an air fryer, but she lights up when you bring her the street food sweets
>You'll never get to lay your head down on her lap as she prattles on about stories that ultimately mean nothing and go nowhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:07:21 2023 No.45605582 >>45605341 > tidies up her room later Fake and straight

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:09:11 2023 No.45605659 File: 532 KB, 512x768, 1666205105276462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yellow woman is multi talented and needs pregnancy correction

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:11:13 2023 No.45605740 File: 135 KB, 800x1067, 1623307952786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:18:49 2023 No.45606020
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> it will be a sexless marriage only done to get her family off her back
> you will never get to even touch her
> she will ignore you so she can focus on streaming and building her lesbian harem
> You will never sleep in the same room
> your only irl function is to be a decorative ornament during social functions
> you are also tasked to defend her on all social media platforms including tiktok and facebook
> mama peafowl will constantly tear you down verbally when she sees you
> You will get 100k usd a year for your services as well as 1 day off per week and 2 weeks of vacation leave per year.
> she’ll let you bang one of the maids she’s bored of.

Would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:24:15 2023 No.45606204 Definitely the doog or choco

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:28:27 2023 No.45606343

>>45606020
>she’ll let you bang one of the maids she’s bored of.
considering most of that part of the world have like 5+ maids that themselves have friends always wanting pocket change, you bet. get a harem of your own while everyone thinks you bang royalty

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:34:00 2023 No.45606504 >>45595841 If she hasn't slimmed up since joing HL, it's probably the preferred route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:35:43 2023 No.45606559 >>45606020 I'd do it for at least a year.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:40:59 2023 No.45606753

>>45572865
Yeah, she reminds me of my mother. She is kind and all that stuff but also too emotional which results in some pretty retarded things happening. At least my father was there to somewhat correct her. I remember how his sister talked about how my father became much more kind and forgiving after meeting her.
Tldr: Millie, you adorable tard, im ready to be the brain of our family, marry me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:47:21 2023 No.45606993 >>45591530 basedo

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:59:03 2023 No.45607392
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You're supposed to mold your wife into a good marriage partner and a great motherly figure for your kids as she molds you into becoming a full fledged man. No matter how imperfect she is, it is your duty to guide her to the path of being the maiden you wish for your family

Yes, Pippa is the perfect sister-wife material. Yes I am an incel

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:01:44 2023 No.45607484
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I don't know. Honestly most of them don't strike me as suitable for marriage. You think because they'd be a good fuck they'd also be a good wife? Half of these menharas can't even pick their underwear off the floor. Aqua is a good example. Aqua would be a disaster of a partner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:03:03 2023 No.45607531 File: 993 KB, 1318x603, 1668381758527497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580764 >Hag who isnt interested Anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:07:45 2023 No.45607718 >>45607531 Damn. Perfect screenshot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:08:33 2023 No.45607741 >>45586228 >loves singing more than anyone >will inevitably lose hearing in a few years God is dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:10:50 2023 No.45607811 >>45575986 Do Bae and IRyS come as a pair?

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:13:09 2023 No.45607886
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Kiara. She'd be clingy as fuck, do anything to keep you, and shank any bitch that so much as glances in your direction. She's also a decent cook, which is more than I can say for 99.7% of the rest of mems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:24:32 2023 No.45608321 >>45605659 so that's what lumi could look like if I invented the finglonger. a man can dream, though...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:27:48 2023 No.45608428 File: 319 KB, 428x748, lui yameru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45607531

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:35:26 2023 No.45608649 >>45580821 Pikamee is genuinely retarded and not in a moe way, she’s actually useless. Not wife material.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:40:58 2023 No.45608800 >>45590939 I don't care at all about food. If she wants to be vegan, be vegan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:43:00 2023 No.45608870 >>45601678 She's a proper lady all the way. But wife? Idk about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:43:42 2023 No.45608891 >>45607886 Anon... please tell me that's not what your ideal woman is, besides from the cooking that sounds like an actual nightmare

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:53:11 2023 No.45609195 >>45608891 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:54:16 2023 No.45609233 >>45606020 Can I impregnate the maids though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:54:34 2023 No.45609237 File: 132 KB, 838x717, Bae15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm glad more people are taking the rodentpill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:02:55 2023 No.45609502 >>45609195 A yandere partner is only appealing in anime. Irl it's legitimately fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:05:23 2023 No.45609565 >>45609502 So no argument?

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:06:04 2023 No.45609596

>>45607886
Kiara wouldn't be clingy at all, she's too much of a gigastacy for that
She would however demand all your attention, be permanently passive aggressive and immediately punish you for perceived mistakes without telling you what you actually did wrong because "if you really loved me you'd know"

Kiara would be the type of wife who ignores you for days because you forgot the third anniversary of your second date

So basically the perfect wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:07:13 2023 No.45609631 >>45609596 >be permanently passive aggressive and immediately punish you for perceived mistakes without telling you what you actually did wrong Wow, so she is exactly like my mother

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:15:00 2023 No.45609859 File: 266 KB, 1489x2038, FrA4zHDWAAE95Sa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She might not be perfect but she is my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:19:44 2023 No.45609996 >no mention of Terumi You forgot about her(him)...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:30:44 2023 No.45610303 >>45609596 Kiara is clingy to her chat. You know, people she's never met? I imagine she'd be the absolute most overbearing psycho bitch wife imaginable... or divorce you the second she assumes you're seeing someone behind her back. One or the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:35:40 2023 No.45610433 File: 923 KB, 640x360, 1644022300831.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw my kiwawife has crashed our car for the third time this week and it's only tuesday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:41:04 2023 No.45610588 >>45610433 Good thing she's rich I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:01:33 2023 No.45611202 >>45609565 Soon she'll want to wear your skin because that's how close she wants to be with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:09:18 2023 No.45611413 >>45574049 She's the groupie type. Don't do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:14:13 2023 No.45611562 >>45605341 >Street foot I didn't know indos had it that bad that they had to take up cannibalism as a side dish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:16:37 2023 No.45611621 >>45611413 ehhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:20:05 2023 No.45611737 >>45583496 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:22:42 2023 No.45611806 File: 218 KB, 700x779, 1663332605773189.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ctrl+F >"Mio" >1 What the fuck, she IS the mother wife of hololive

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:27:36 2023 No.45611943 >>45611806 Pfft. No one watches Mio.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:29:16 2023 No.45611992 >>45601678 How much time there is left until her hagification is complete? >>45609237 She mogged all of ID, EN and the majority of JP in the Fes., Including my oshi. She deserves it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 10:01:57 2023 No.45612879

>>45580114
She can also cook and is neither an absolute neat freak nor super messy.
Additionally she is really open about her emotions while also being easy to please with a few compliments. If she feels something is wrong she will speak the fuck up and allow you to work on it instead of silently simmering which is rare in women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 10:05:26 2023 No.45612982 >>45592690 Pekora comes with a monkey that bites you and pisses all over you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 10:08:41 2023 No.45613093 >>45599907 All good choices but I see more candidates like Moona for example.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 10:11:13 2023 No.45613176

>>45609596
>Kiara wouldn't be clingy at all, she's too much of a gigastacy for that
>cuddled with Gura non-stop as MythHouse came to an end
>cried when leaving Mori for the first time
>is constantly worried random chat member whose name she read 3 times might leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 10:12:20 2023 No.45613212 File: 1.11 MB, 955x1351, 1679191466757501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:24:02 2023 No.45615256 >>45581438 I deserve a Baewife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:41:31 2023 No.45615773 >>45590172 Would she RP as Lolichama?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 12:19:15 2023 No.45616929 File: 39 KB, 365x365, 1467451338824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45586750 Thank you, I will now kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 12:21:53 2023 No.45617018 >>45572555 >Bae >chink genes >zoomer >austrialian Yeah I don't believe it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 12:23:27 2023 No.45617066 >>45617018 Coco lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:21:24 2023 No.45619192 >>45602792 >have to compete with a asian manlet rapper for her heart >while cheat on you with said rapper ya naw >>45602864 and >>45602976 are on point

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:24:11 2023 No.45619323 >>45607531 I will save her...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:50:44 2023 No.45620486 File: 3 KB, 211x47, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45594286

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:57:23 2023 No.45620764 File: 918 KB, 1500x1500, latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 14:34:55 2023 No.45622608 >>45581438 okay anon, you've convinced me. bad would make a good wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 14:47:03 2023 No.45623198 >>45578325 You take that the fuck back, noel and okayo would be great wives

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 14:59:33 2023 No.45623866 gura fauna bae watame noel would make incredible mothers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 15:28:03 2023 No.45625295 File: 60 KB, 206x245, 1674533239388203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 They're in the field of entertainment. None of them are wife material.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 15:30:15 2023 No.45625408 >>45611806 I think Mio's insanely hot but don't think I would meet her needs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 15:35:13 2023 No.45625651 >>45591124 Better than being a gold digger I guess...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 15:55:58 2023 No.45626525 File: 529 KB, 828x871, FqTUU_ZacAAkHwx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 17:08:06 2023 No.45630076 >>45572555 My oshi. Perfect for me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 17:27:27 2023 No.45631261

>>45572555
From Holo:
Bae, Luna, Aqua

From Niji
Enna, Millie (maybe), Rosemi, Petra maybe (though her RM has a boyfriend I think) , Kotoka

From Sony group:
-Either Iku or Aoi, Yura (maybe)

From Vspo
Beni, Noah, Runa, both Sumire and Nazuna, Toto

NoriPro
Momo Kurumizawa

Indie / freelance / other:
Kochou Cocoa, Koyuki_chu (irl cosplayer and now Vtuber), Mitwun

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 18:38:39 2023 No.45635381 File: 140 KB, 1400x708, abigailDesignDoc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i will cuck god

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 19:20:03 2023 No.45637525 >>45631261 >Vspo why not qpi anon? she is just cute and motherly too, just listen when she scolds chibi for being naughty on streams

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 19:59:29 2023 No.45639569 >>45637525 I might give her a chance........but if she has ear piercings or body piercings, then I would have to ask her to remove them (as I have a phobia / stigma about them). If she is fine with it, then I may look into her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 20:33:42 2023 No.45641399 File: 1.76 MB, 1091x937, 1677294137318150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45574049 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 21:20:02 2023 No.45643771 File: 778 KB, 678x1221, 1668073177901204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 21:35:22 2023 No.45644537 Obvious reasons: >Fauna >Zaion >Bae >Mumei

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 21:48:10 2023 No.45645318 None The level of sperg and autism on these introverts are on almost radioactive levels

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 21:55:08 2023 No.45645678 >>45626525 Sora as wife? (๑oᆺo)

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 21:57:40 2023 No.45645812

>>45631261
>Luna, Aqua
I don't know much about Luna but she plays up the stupidity and is supposedly very smart and responsible IRL. Aqua on the other hand fucked herself up by not taking medication for some minor reason like not liking the taste.

Bae, Botan, A-chan, Towa and Risu seem like the most mentally stable people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 21:59:18 2023 No.45645903 File: 39 KB, 554x554, images (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45572555 Maybe I can groom her into being a good wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 22:25:05 2023 No.45647979 File: 84 KB, 310x289, 1612027950088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45581438

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 22:43:21 2023 No.45649632 >>45572555 Why does this chink have more shills /here/ than actual viewers? Pretty pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 23:57:44 2023 No.45654846 >>45581438 Receiptbrat.... I kneel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 00:53:18 2023 No.45658829 File: 313 KB, 503x494, smumble as fuark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would take care of all housekeeping and work as a vet. all that's needed from me is regular correction and egg fertilization resources

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 01:06:38 2023 No.45659686 File: 371 KB, 1446x2048, FX40S9pVQAAH1OS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My daughter-wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 01:13:45 2023 No.45660131 >>45658829 All that's really required to keep her around is to give a small bit of validation, so that's a plus, but isn't she pretty retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 01:17:12 2023 No.45660350 >>45626525 She will die alone

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Anonymous Wed Mar 22 02:44:14 2023 No.45665999

>>45586539
>>45586228
>>45583176
And by coincidence she came comfirmed what I said.
She make a big a deal out of nothing burger.
The girl did a twitter space to confirm that she's not really interacting with the guys in her imminent official minecraft collab.
Like who the fuck cared except a few schizo on 5ch and wronged homobeggars on this side I swear she ego search too much.
Sweet Foolish girl...

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