/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
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Previous Thread: >>45975130 (Cross-thread)

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Sex with a fembud.

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I love my wife so much!!

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This one

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Gura Pubic Hair Status?

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Gurass

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Gura updated me.

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i just want gura to do watchalongs and ASMR and zatsudans
fuck video games
fuck collabs
fuck you

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>>46006478
Non existent

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Gurass Hair Status?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zyG6k1xmBs
happy anniversary

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>>46006478
I'm making her a merkin out of mine since she can't grow any, poor girl didn't even know what pubic hair was

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>>46006512
soaked

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>>46006534
Gura please it's been 2 years...

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>>46006544
not gonna lie, until I was 19 I thought pubic hair was called 'public hair' because i kept reading it wrong...

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gura is a sex haver

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>>46006478

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>>46006534
her biggest crime is never doing another one of these

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>>46006607

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>>46006596
yeah with me

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>>46006508
>fuck you
yes, but later

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, chumbies. We know she isn't streaming tonight now.
What are you up to?

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>>46006627
Gura's fuzzy, squishy, pink peach

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>>46006653
NASCAR

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>>46006596
yeah, but only with me

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pet shart

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>>46006658

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>>46006596
I can't help but doubt it.

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>>46006576
Congratulations, you're dyslexic.

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>>46006748
no it was just that one word I swear :( Gura didn't even know what it meant, she's the shut in !!!!!!!!

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>>46006658
Gura's bald peach

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>>46006709
Her intense whiffs are amazing.

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I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

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>>46006426
you dumb fuck, i left subject out on pourpose
have have fun with the cripple bot for the next 10 hours now

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>>46006823
The king of /ggg/ has arrived!

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>>46006823
The king of /ggg/ is here

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>>46006653
flying to bae's house

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>>46006790
One time chat was on point. I love her so much.

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>>46006653
vidya and weight lifting reps

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>46006926
Killed me with a smooch

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>>46006790
We need to let her know how much she means to us and how much we enjoy just having her company more often..

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>>46006823
Don't be fooled! This really is the onahole!

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Love Gura. Ima head out, before more waves of shitposts and negative bastards start crying after she updated us and we have a confirmed stream tomorrow. Fucking crybaby manchild fucks, I swear. Sorry for the rant they just piss me off and needed to vent, I'm not gunna let it bother me now and go play some games and think about how much I love Gura and appreciate I found her and she's in my life. All the real chmbuds being positive and showing love to Gura, love you and have a nice time doing whatever your doing.

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>>46007082
bye bye!
i actually need to get some work done so its a good thing she's not streaming

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>>46006653
Playing some W3, it's 23:51 here, so gunna get high and play vidya.

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>>46006790
She is the love of my life and I want to make her feel that special every single day

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CHUMBROS WE ARE EATIN GOOOD TONIGHT

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>>46007082
Your point was made, but you seem like you need to relax a little more. Gura is around and the chumbies are happy.
Shitposting might actually be affecting you. I know you're better than that, bud.

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>>46006814
Her intense happiness from smells are amazing. She loves smells so much it's too adorable.

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>>46006426
That was a pretty long stream. But it was Minecraft lol. So maybe it will still be only 3 months of her lazing around this time.

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>>46006627
she still hasn't come to close to lovebombing us again as hard as she did with that maid RP and member post

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>>46007082
cope

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>>46006653
Work around the house and getting clothes ready for work tomorrow

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>>46007411
I know, maybe it's cos I just woke up from a nap and feeling grumpy, but oh well I'll do better next time and not let it affect me. I love Gura though and she's doing good and has been really cute and sweet since she's returned, aand made me really happy, then you get assholes like that. What ya gunna do though, fuck em.

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>>46006653
D4 beta

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>>46006653
getting stoned and playing RE4 remake

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>>46007626
I'd love to see another cute RP stream like that from her. But she said the maid one happened because she was in a certain mood and I'm not sure what that means or how to get her in that mood again.

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>>46006921
>weight lifting reps
Fuck I need to start getting on that. I'm at the point in my life where work was all the exercise I needed and it was very physical, but now that I have machines doing most of my job. I'm starting to feel my body wasting away. Your early 30s can be an eye opening time to realize you're fucking slowly dying!
At least people still guess my age like 5 years younger, I still look good and very fit.

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>>46008117
It means HORNY and you get there by showing our lust for her and not telling her to stop when she's talking about pubic hair

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>>46008558
Fuck off, demon of lechery.
Leave the pure as it is.

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>>46008558
I do hate when people in chat don't just let her ramble about weird shit, she's the best at it.

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>>46008203
I'm 35 and I still feel like I'm 21. The only difference is that I started always using a lifting belt and knee wraps on my squats and deadlifts even if they're just working sets, it just feels more comfortable on those body parts with them on.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>46008920
I'm skeptical, post more proof.

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we're fucking back

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how would you ask her out on a date?

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>>46008092
I don't care if she's not perfectly flat, I love this image so much. I want to do so many things with this Gura...

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>>46009000
What you peaking at?

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>>46009000
why don't you believe me

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>>46009145
I literally have no idea how to approach women

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Was there a soundpost of Gura going
>usually i'm called cute and funny huehuehue
yet?

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>46009184
I want to goom on this semen demon's bow. T u T

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>>46009093
Yeah, back to no streams. I missed it so much.

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>>46009312
h

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>>46009246
pretend i am gura and i am sitting nearby
what will you do?

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>>46009274
i was going to do it but i got lazy

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If Gura made liking lewd art whenever she gooms part of her daily routine I would be very happy

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>>46009425
Do you still have the timestamp? I'll do it later (like in a month)

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>>46009312
Tomorrow, she promised

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>>46008798
This so much

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>>46009480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3tx1G5GVg&t=8130s
bonus have to pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wArI3n7Qu4&t=5060s

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>>46009145
I'd bribe her with all the strawberries and expresso she could ever want

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>>46009387
>Hi I think you're really cute
>anyways have a good day
I don't think I'm good at this

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>>46009615
no thanks, please leave me alone

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>>46009742
I don't recall asking you a goddamn thing

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>>46009275
what kind of apron goes up your butt

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Anybody got that soundpost where Gura talks about conditioning Chumbies to crave shark at a certain hour?

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>>46009246
Same desu. Any small social skills I might have had before are all gone.
I work, I play games and watch anime and watch Gura duh, and I shitpost here.
I have been approached but I slowly push them away... I'm scared of intimacy I admit. I don't know what kind of childhood trauma caused me to be like this, but it is what it is.

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>>46009846

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3tx1G5GVg&t=8360s
im feisty

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>>46009208
You're not posting proof. Here's a little proof.

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>>46009866
Thanks, it makes me feel funny

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>>46009959
but I posted proof though

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goomba in 25 hours

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im still a little sad from last night, and now I miss Gura more. I love her

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>>46009387
Mating press

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>>46010081
You mean 24 hours and 7 minutes.

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>>46010109
What happened last night?

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>>46010109
Bro how often are you gonna blogpost about your romance anime, this is like the third day in a row

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>>46010059
I REQUIRE MORE FUCKING EVIDENCE

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>>46010283
how much is enough?

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>>46010263
It's that guy?
Hey it happens to the best of us.

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This is getting out of hand, Dino Gooba is everywhere

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>>46010263
What? im just sad when she leaves us

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just got back from gura's house
ask me anything

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>>46009387
nta. Slowly approach and say "Hello! I think you're really cute, would you like to hang out for a bit?" or something like that. I have no fucking idea how to talk to people in general

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Beep boop

Told you.

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>>46010374
They do move in herds...

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>>46010374
Dang, you beat me to it. I was going to post it. Can we get a trend of Dino Gura in unusual places?

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>>46010454
I wanna start taking pictures of mine when I go places.

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I love her!

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>>46010333
There won't be enough.

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>>46010571
are you sure?

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>>46009387
I will sneak up, cover her mouth, pin her arms behind her back and shove her in my unmarked van
Figuring out how to talk to her can come later, once I've got her in my basement we'll have all the time in the world

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>>46010594
Yes.

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>>46010714
well i think you're wrong

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>>46009387
hello miss
are you an archeologist? because I have a small bone I would like examined.

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>>46009274
I'll do it once I'm home

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>h
What did she mean by this?

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>>46010953
It's just shorthand for "huhaha"

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>>46010953
>enlo wumbies
she hit post early on accident

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>>46010765
Enough of these games, I require all of your cutest Guras RIGHT NOW

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>>46011150
why would I share with a non-believer

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u cant c me

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>>46010953
The kind zoomers told us that h means hello.

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>>46011222
See what?

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>>46011222
https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=1322

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>>46009866
It bothers me that the clock reads 11:40PM when she is saying 7:30PM

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>>46011222
See what?

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>>46010953
Shorthand for sigh

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>>46011222
why did cover choreograph an old zoomer meme into her dance routine

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>>46008820
I'm 35 and I still feel like I'm 21.
Yeah I'm happy for you I don't know how to say it without sounding like a passive aggressive cunt, I mean it.
Most days I still feel younger than I am, but lately I can feel the impact of the world really get to me. My neck, my lower back, I'm feeling sick more often...
I just fear my own mortality, I think.

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>>46011991
That first part was supposed to be a ">" but you all knew that.

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>>46011695
>cover
heh heh... yeah. they did that for sure

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>>46011220
Alright. This is over.

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>>46011673
I need those chompers on my dick

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>>46012243
What if... y'know... in the future...
Gura stops being cute

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>>46012421
Meds

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>>46012367
made for chumchad cock

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>>46012421
Whether you or like it or not. She will always be cute. Even when she's old.

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>>46012367
I'M NOT A FURFAG I'M NOT A FURFAG I'M NOT A FURFAG

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When Gura turns 40 she will still be cute.

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>>46012817
>t. furfag

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>>46012421
Not scientifically possible

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>>46012367
The vaporeon pasta is starting to get to me... I think I'm turning, buds...

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>>46013063
You can even see her little butthole.

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>>46013109
YAMEROOO

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Gura saying "plap" constantly last night has gotten me all worked up!! Little bratty kid!!

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>>46013063

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>>46013174
What does plap mean? I don't get it.

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>>46013347
It's the sound my balls make when they smash on her mons and clitty when I fuck her from behind

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>>46013347
Girl masturbation noises.

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>>46013347
sex sound effect I always see in the hentai's

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>>46013347
plap

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>>46013174
She also said splorsh a few times

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>>46013570
when was that

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We know she's cute, but is she cool and sexy?

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>>46013745
she is the opposite of cool

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>>46013745
she is kool and stinky

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>>46013745
Sure Gura, you are so cool... now spread your legs for daddy~

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>>46013346

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>>46009387
Just sit there while my head screams this at me on repeat
>DONT DO ANYTHING WEIRD DONT LET HER KNOW YOU KNOW DO NOT LOOK AT HER OH GOD OH FUCK

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>>46013761
Megu Megu fire disagrees

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>>46013346
notafurrynotafurrynotafurry

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Cybersex soon!

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>>46013936
>posts girl with cat ears
Anon, I have something to tell you...

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>>46013902
dabbing is like the least cool thing you can do

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>>46014014
yet she was cool doing it. gura is COOL

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>>46014014
Gura made dabbing cool for that one moment

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>>46012367
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Sea Creature breeding, Gawr Gura is the most compatible of all for humans? Not only is she humanoid, a creature with a human-like shape, Gawr Gura is Approximately 4"7' tall and 77 pounds. this means she's large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with her impressive Resilience and Shark Skin, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Gawr Gura would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. She's also very cute while still retaining a perfect amount of lewdidity, as well as knowing how to stroke you with her Tail, along with not having anything to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her Atlantean abilities, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Sea Creature comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make Gawr Gura turn white.

Gawr Gura is literally built for human dick. Her ungodly resilience, strength, and solid shark skin means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

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Cover's "buy my stocks please" sales pitch just dropped and Gura is pretty much in every slide
https://cover-corp.com/ir/news/230327_5253_COVER_Materials_for_Growth_Opportunities_and_Strategies.pdf

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>>46013993
10% is fine! I haven't been slowly expanding the gap over the years on gets me off at all.

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>>46014117
All me!

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>>46014267
don't care, go make another thread about it or something numbermonkey

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>>46014267
does this mean someone can buy a boat load of stocks and then have a say on what happens in terms of content?

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>>46014429
Probably not, they're only selling 7% of their stock. I'm sure they might consider it if you scream at a stakeholder meeting that Gura needs to do her second Duolingo stream and tell her about it though

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Why the fuck am I here when I could be catching up on other things?
I think I love you retarded faggots too much.

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>>46014933
there are only two things that matter in life
gains and gura

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>>46014267
wots dis

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>>46015189
Shhh. Go back to sleep chumbie. It will matter when Gura talks about it.

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What shows you buds watching right now?

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i feel bad for Gura being constantly used by cover as their Pikachu
i can imagine how much they pester her every week to attend meetings to approve stuff and other boring shit, retards are always calling her lazy but we have no idea how much she deals with, it must be very stressful.

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>>46015189
>Selling of digital costume parts and accessories is planned
>Digital Merchandise
Hololive microtransactions..

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>>46015189
Basically they want to make holoearth like an open world hub for hololive, which means like a vrChat like hub, a game portion with gameplay, and virtual private rooms for official events in VR.

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>>46015439
Gura loves microtransactions, therefore you aren't allowed to complain about them.

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>>46015544
Yeah well Gura is rich

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>>46015616
It's okay. You can be a Default Chumbie without purchasing the Gura's Trident cosmetic. If they're really nice they might even give you some cosmetics for free for being a youtube channel member.

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>>46015544
Gura's buying microtransactions with my money..

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dino gooba might have been accountable for nearly 1/2 of cover's revenue in Q3 2022

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Why does it feel like no likes gura any more? ame and mori fans told me they hate her and I feel like she even hates her fans...my gura daki is nothing more than a dried seman monument of sadness

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>>46015779
She's too fucking powerful

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>>46012367
Has gura mentioned vaporeon recently?

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Stop that.

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>>46015466
>>46015779
I see, so Gura's streaming output plummeting was merely a business decision. Fucking disgusting to see her being used as a pawn just to maximize profit.

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>>46015978
No, it's just spillover from other girls and Gura being a water type.

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>>46015189
what is "real time drama"?

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>>46016025
…What does that have to do with anything?

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>>46016021
Go back to discord bonker. Gura hates you.

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>>46015850
everything changed when ame called gura a fucking bitch
she never should have said it with such genuine anger

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idol shark is real...

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>>46016127
Streams and SCs don't make Cover money, big events, sponsorships and merch do. They obviously made Gura prioritize the latter.

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>>46015850
Gura is polarizing, that’s why.

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you guys are dumb

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>>46015413
on other hand it feels like she understands how important for cover she is now and doesn't hesitate do demand things from them

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>>46016025
It’s cause marine hates her and told her to go back to America

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>>46015779
Kek

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>>46016313
Yeah

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>>46016197
I always hated ame

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>>46016313
sex with this fembud

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>>46016313
if i were smart would i be here

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>>46016637
umm yes

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>>46016316
If that was true why does she lie about streaming and it seems like yagoo is activity trying to replace her

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>>46015850
If nobody liked Gura anymore there wouldn't be 20 catalog threads a day wanting her to stream more.
There isn't any other vtuber whos absence causes an entire board to autistically explode.

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>>46016316
She's a dummy who thinks we want her head smaller.

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>>46015352
Not watching anything, just been playing a bunch of EratouhouK again, makes me wish someone would do something similar with hololive, like the azur lane and fate/go ones for

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As much as I love hololive, all the girls, and the opportunities it's given Gura I fucking despise watching everything I love grow into a soulless corporation.

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>>46016244
Did you even look at the graph? Streaming revenue is still a pretty sizable portion, like 1/3

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>>46016825
>EratouhouK
based autist

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If these people were doing their jobs the valentine stream would still be up

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I will not purchase digital merchandise
If I don't get something I can touch out of it, I ain't paying

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>>46016971
They would have just stopped her from doing it in the first place

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>>46015850
because we hate ame and mori, she listen to us

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>>46016872
i actually feel like its not as bad now
i think it was headed that way sometime in 2021 but some talents started to revolt a little against that

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>>46016872
I completely understand, I feel I’m watching a soulless machine just turning the gears to keep the production line moving

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>>46016980
I will not purchase more physical merchandise that I cannot use. I have limited space in my house and I don't need more garbage clogging it up.

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>>46016679
wut?

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>>46016902
The dev branch of TW is a bit fucked atm or I'd be playing that.

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>>46017047
Yes. They'd tell her yakiniku is NG and we'd have gotten a date with Gura feeding us clipart food. Maybe food she drew herself in 10 minutes.

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>>46017084
You're just poor

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>>46016872
Same desu, Cover is getting too big for their own good.

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>>46017230
Says the guy saying he won't buy digital merchandise.

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>catching up with the stream
>pubic hair mention
my pp twitched

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cunny

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>>46016872
Seeing business reports like this really feels like they're trying to squeeze money out of us
Not surprising, but it doesn't make me happy

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>>46016872
Yeah, just leaves a bad taste in the mouth, I know fundamentally nothing really has changed, Cover has always been a for-profit organization and they've always had shareholders since day 1, it is less appealing when they bring it to the forefront. Honestly I just hope that Gura will get more say since what she does brings in the sheckels. At least the one good thing it confirms is that they're still aiming for the strongly supported talents business model though, since that's something they advertise in their presentations, as well as good talent compensation.

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>>46017264
they're pretty top heavy desu, if it wasn't for marine and pekora they'd be losing to nijisanji

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>>46017331
Nonexistent.

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>>46017144
Can’t you see the writing on the wall? It feels like this the beginning of the end

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>>46017354
Eh, I mean it's not exactly like
>we
didn't know that before. All of the acrylics and unit-goods are always Cover cashing in, etc.
>>46017264
They put a lot of emphasis on how their small number of well supported talents was the key to their success. While a lot of things may be bad, they aren't backing down from that business model. They are probably going to turn up the unit shilling though for future gens to 11 which will be kind of annoying.

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>>46017354
forcing gift memberships supports that theory
i'm pretty sure ayame said she doesn't like gift memberships so when that domino falls we know what the truth is

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>>46017370
I want to wear a hat made of Gura's pubic hair

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>>46017281
Not me I'm rich

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>>46017594
Absolutely impossible.

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Fuck Cover, the only money they're getting from me is whatever percentage of the 60 bucks I pay for membership every year goes to them. No, I don't buy merch.

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>>46017582
Love that kirin

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>>46017594
Tot’s don’t have pubes

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>>46017594
That would be the tiniest hat in the world

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>>46017532
>forcing gift memberships supports that theory
it's shit like this that pisses me off the most. I know Cover wants to make money and that's fine but forcing the girls to do shit like thank membership gifts is beyond retarded and ruins the mostly natural feel of the talents. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Cover told her to thank membership gifts

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>>46016971
Cover's copyright and perms game is severely lacking compared to others. They are like the cavemen of this portion of their business. That is the biggest area where improvement is needed. We've got a list of them and a lot always seem to affect Gura: The GTA and bully situation, the advance notice for playing Nintendo games with Metroid that was later revoked after it was known by Gura's comment, not being able to get the game request but somehow get them later when Gura lost interest in it, not confirming they had perms for PowerWash simulator when Gura put it on her schedule. There's a lot from others like how Mori couldn't play the game she actually sang the song for. Covers handling of copyright and perms is just plain messy. They should be actively trying to get games with reasonable or no restrictions for streaming them for the girls.

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>>46016872
It's beginning to make Gura feel too out of reach. Now that the most we usually see her these days are corporate stuff its making her feel less real to me. Guess that's part of being an idol or something.

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>>46018051
It would be really good if they could get better music perms too

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>>46017973
the reality is though that 80% of gift memberships to go people who don't even use them

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>>46018158
when she falls back down to earth she'll need people that still like her

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Gura should play more indie games.

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>>46018158
I wouldn't say out of reach, though I wish we could see her more, but it just doesn't feel as natural. I'm fully aware that what we see on stream isn't exactly how she is off stream, but it's close. A filter is one thing, but being forced to act unnaturally is what I don't like and that's what im worried is happening or will eventually happen

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Gura should just play cookie clicker

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>>46018764
She's acting LESS unnaturally lately youu chose the wrong time to worry about this. The filter is taking major hits every year.

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>>46018795

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>>46018835
Yeah, now we know she has pubic hair.

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>>46018493
Gura should play pix the cat

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Cover should just make it so I can have sex with Gura.

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>>46018835
They're forcing her to thank member gifting for profits

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>>46018880
NO. SHE DOES NOT HAVE PUBIC HAIR.

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>>46018844
DO NOT

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>>46018835
I was gonna reply seriously but I don't know why I would expect an ESL poster like you to understand my post or Gura's natural habits

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>>46016673
>>46016637
He means dumb! No smrt people here

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>>46018963
Go ahead and reply seriously. I have no idea what you're talking about and would like to know.

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>>46016075
Non stop gamer word spamming.

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>>46017582
Alright I forgive a couple of Fauna soundposts being in /ggg/

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>>46018936

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mite mite~

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>>46019623
My wife and concubine...

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Dozo

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>>46019623
Would ruin and tramatize.

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>>46017358
>>46016872
>>46017354
>>46017064
gura would rather graduate than become a soulless corporate drone. i absolutely believe that.

she does this for fun. she hates rules and regulations and censorship. the second it stops being fun, she's out. unlike most of the other girls, she can make it on her own.

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>>46020078
Gura's vagina sand

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>>46020143
I wish she graduate to end our suffering, I personally am starting to hate the rest of the corpo

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>>46020143
>gura would rather graduate than become a soulless corporate drone. i absolutely believe that.
So do I, but the difference is once she's done I honestly believe she's done being an internet content creator.

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https://files.catbox.moe/awcu6b.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b3axl7.png

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Totally real chumbud hours right now.

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>>46020297

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>>46020260
>monkey's paw curls

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>>46020348
I see one obvious troll post, the rest are fine. Not sure what you're worried about.

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>>46015779
It's a pretty fucking adorable plush.

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>>46019623
These damn bratty children are going to blackmail me for looking at their panties!
They're going to force me to have sex with them!
Then, using the videos they recorded of me having sex with them, they're going to blackmail me even more!

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Should I goom? It's been a few days... I'll goom a lot.

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When is holosummer?

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>>46020518
Gura mentioned blackmail yesterday TuT
https://youtu.be/0wArI3n7Qu4?t=3833

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>>46020547
Gooming on days that Gura doesn't stream is a criminal offense punishable by death

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>>46020547
How do you browse /ggg/ and not goom at least once a day wtf

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https://files.catbox.moe/16cxib.png
https://files.catbox.moe/a0b3j3.png

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>>46020547
>he didn't goom to Gura's streams
Really? She was asking for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3tx1G5GVg&t=6440s

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>>46020735
Even though she gave me perms?
What are the rules? I want to make a mess.

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https://files.catbox.moe/3dgrio.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b3axl7.png
https://files.catbox.moe/o6nz0q.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/85bumt.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qyyt3k.png

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>>46020825
I like gooming after. Then things happened and well now I'm backed up.

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>>46020649
in summer

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I thought Gura's going to stream today. Didn't she said she'll stream today during her Minecraft stream?

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>>46021179
Anon your twitter reps

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>>46018888
Pix the cat multiplayer is great, some friends and I made a drinking game for it back in the day

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>>46021179
It doesn't even matter to you, You just want to shitpost.

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https://twitter.com/KKato_66/status/1640181847618379777

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>>46021477
I love this artist

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>>46021179
read nigger

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>>46021891
>replying to bait

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>>46021725
She haets newfags! At least until they either fit in or get bored and leave.

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Is Gura a threat to the moral order?

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>>46022217
What does that even mean?

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>>46022217
A threat to the status quo of morality, yes.
She will bring about a new form! One where loli catsharkgirls are accepted by man!

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>>46022440
I don't know, but Cover is monitoring her to ensure she doesn't become one.

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>>46022217

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>>46022476
They're scared of Gawr "brand risk" Gura? They'll fuck off and Gura will keep being Gura.

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>>46022217
After spending some time on /vt/ I've learned that the entire universe revolves around her. Anything she does, and even anything she doesn't do causes catastrophic reactions everywhere.

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What's up with these graphs and why did Cover release them?

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>>46023361
Investment shit.

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>>46023361
It's Cover doing the corporate thing trying to get the upper class to look in it's general direction

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>>46023361
Just reminding everyone they are a soulless corporation and you should love the girl and not the brand

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>>46023598
Going in this direction tells me Gawr Gura onahole merch will never become a reality. We can only dream :(

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>>46023674
Smell merch is still possible if Cover supports Gura enough.

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I conceptualized Gura's bush and goomed

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>>46023908
Disgusting. Gura doesn't want goom that follows a false prophet.

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Gura knitting you a sweater with her pubic hair!
And then you end up naked.

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>>46015779
Where did you find this slide? I looked through the presentation but couldn't find it

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will she really do more asmr

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I really can't help but believe pubes posters aren't real chumbies

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>>46023647
I only love Gura, i will not buy merch she didnt have any input in(like fes or general acryllic garbage) I will never see Cover as anything less than a greedy corporation, although it does seem less evil than most.. for now..

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Something is weird about Gura after holofes. She might be secretly crying for help. How can I save her?

She thanked the membership gifters.

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>>46024274
I just like all forms of Gura

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Gura stream tomorrow. Do you think her dino survived the concussion?

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>>46024276
Cover does let her give input on acrylic shit. She points out that they let her pick the pose sometimes.

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>>46024350
Dino is unstoppable.

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I'm going to goom...

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Gura loves membership gifts and wants you to treat everyone with one well.

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why do women like britney spears?

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>>46024794
why do men like smooth stinky slobbery wet anime pussy? some things are just part of the natural order

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>>46024794
I like Britney Spears and Spice Girls and Aqua and stuff.

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>>46024346
There is no form of Gura with pubes

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>>46024794
oh im stupid lol

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How much will the shares fall if Gura announced she was pregnant?

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>>46025228
They would fall at least -50%

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>>46025228
with ME

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>>46025228
Yeah, with and by me

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>>46025228
no pls she's the only good thing left in my life...

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>>46025228
We use protection so this won't be an issue

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>>46025228
crashing this hobby with no survivors

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>>46025597
She's a little girl

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>>46025651
oetb