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46339027 No.46339027 [Reply] [Original]

Be honest. Could you beat Botan in an online FPS?

>> No.46339162

>>46339027
Does ArmA 3 count as FPS? I could definitely beat her there

>> No.46339232

>>46339027
In tf2 or a quake style game sure
Not in cod or cs or buttfield or apex though, I can't aim automatics at all

>> No.46339236

Possibly. She is extremely good though. If it was 5 years ago, I'm positive I could. So many FPS games I fucked my elbow up and needed surgery.

>> No.46339250

Yes. For 2 reason.
1st: She's japanese and japs can't play fps
2nd: She's a woman. She has inferior reaction time

>> No.46339414

>>46339250
Yeah but Botan has trained with her older brothers since she was a child, her DNA adapted to a males DNA and so now she has male reflexes

>> No.46340380

Don't have to if I'm having sex with her

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46340399

>>46339027
She was a mid plat in Rainbow Six Siege and I never made it past high gold, so probably not.

>> No.46340783

MWO? Possibly.
Anything else? Definitely not.

>> No.46340853
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46340853

OP here, just wanted to say that Botan’s FPS skills turns me on.

>> No.46340895

>>46339027
With a bit of practice? Sure.

>> No.46340971

>>46339027
yes, but prime Botan vs current me? she would destroy me

>> No.46340999

>>46339027
Naw, my FPS ability only extends to Timesplitters.

>> No.46341035

the thought of having a hag wife destroy me in csgo makes me so hard

>> No.46341095

No, but it's literally her job to play games well. I just play for fun.

>> No.46341105

>>46339027
Only in the niche nerd shooter I ever played seriously, Tribes: Ascend

>> No.46341232

>>46339027
Back when I played FPS regularly? Maybe and that's a big maybe. I think at best we'd end up killing each other at the same time, any other situation she'd probably kill me first.

>> No.46341586

You get to have some action with the hag in the bed if you win against her in CoD. Can you win?

>> No.46341817

Meet me on goldeneye.

>> No.46347182

Probably in CS, probably not in anything else.

>> No.46347258

>>46339027
Depends on how many hours of sleep I had that night.

>> No.46347770

>>46339236
bruh what thats a thing?
glad i stayed with my kusoge fps mobile games then

>> No.46347904

>>46339027
1.4 k/d ratio in my prime fps days ..
No

>> No.46349006

>>46339250
lmao you would get destroyed, cope

>> No.46349224

>>46339027
I know I'm shit, so the only chance I have is that I'm so shit she can't predict what I do and I get a lucky shot on her.

>> No.46349301

Nah, last time i played was mw2 on the 360. I was real good back then tho

>> No.46349427

>>46339027
Absolutely not, but on the bright side, she'll make me her bitch after eviscerating me, then I get to eat her out whenever she desires.

>> No.46349584

>>46339027
No, because all the fps games I liked and were good in are all dead.
I still remember /tfg/ fondly. It hurts to remember.

>> No.46349878

>>46339027
Would effortlessly Market Gardener her in TF2 with Schadenfreude taunt

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