/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Meanwhile, in /vt/ tower...

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To the saplings on Floor 33. I've filed ANOTHER noise complaint. Next time I'm knocking on doors with a baseball bat. Stop with the constant UUUUUUUUU shit You're grown ass men not infants

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I miss Pomu

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Kawaii residents of the 84th floor, please stop jumping off the rooftop or you will be forced to vacate the premise.
- Tower management

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Anyone know which floor the library is?

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>>46901648
Floor 52. Don't mind the blue haired gals there. They also serve refreshments because reading always needs hydration check.

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My wife is finally expecting
Problem is I'm sharing the same floor with chumbies. Anyone available to swap?

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>>46899819
But I miss Fauna..
I don't know what to do..

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There are no signs or windows on my floor and I cannot find the door to the elevator anymore but I finally managed to find a quiet corner with a wifi signal. Oh god I can hear their footsteps

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>>46903644
Can you ask them if they're going to stream again? I'm fading without my Chammers...

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>>46899411
Stop playing Po early in the fucking morning!!

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>>46903518
Your mom has friends right? Why not stay with one of them while she's away?

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>>46899411
Original trilogy screening starting at 5:00 pm on the 29th floor terrace. KFP not invited.

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>>46903859
Are you sure you're not imagining you're hearing it?
Although I hear it all the time even when there's no music going on. I can't stop hearing Po

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To the resident of the apartment V70 that lets his kettle on all day long: Let her go, bro

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Did someone say Tower?

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>>46906620
Management needs to stop her. The air's been smelling like cigarette smoke for fucking ages.

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>>46899411
Look there are packs of armed schizos roaming the corridors
We have got to do somethign about the packs of armed schizos roaming the corridors

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>>46908510
if you can't beat em join em I say

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WHO THE FUCK STOLE THE BLU-RAY OF MY OSHI'S CONCERT?

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All the lamys gave me a free bottle of water, and I think they spiked it because I feel really funny

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>>46906666
Shut up Satan, they can stay on the lowest floor with you.

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>>46909590
Hell of a welcome gift Lamy Water sells huge on the after market. Ebay that shit if you ain't gonna drink it

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Where are the best house parties held? Asking for a friend

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Residents from the POL/ka block that had their water supply shutdown due to renovations, come to the entrance for a box of complimentary...(see attachment)

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>eating my holoxdog for lunch on the stairs
>see some woman from the normie block walking up the stairs with her infant daughter, she's wearing a gura t-shirt
>some obese fuck barrels out of the lolicon floor shouting "uoh" and trying to grope the kid
>mom screams "fuck off pedo", he stops, pisses his pants, screams "im not a real pedo you're the pedo" and runs back inside screaming
i dont get it at all

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Okay...who the fuck is playing sounds of some girl making dinging sounds over the loudspeaker? I mean its cute and catchy but STOP PLAYING IT OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER I BEG OF YOU!

[Who is she? No.]

I would like to post a notice.

>Has anyone seen her?
>I forget her name.
>If anyone see her, please contract me.

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>>46914956
I found her. She is lost wandering on the streets. Please, bring her home safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdLCMc_t6iA

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>>46899411
You do not want a sapling neighboor let me tell you

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>>46903518
You should jump from the rooftop just as the kawaii residents of the 84th floor. Maybe you fucks will finally stop making a ruckus

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24th floor reporting in, somebody forgot to clean the corridors again and now bunch of bottles and bones are covering the floor.
Oh and we found some broken rap cd too...

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>>46899411
ITS OVER VTUBERS ARE ACTUALLY WOMEN IN REALIFE I THOUGHT THEY WERE AI PROGRAMS


SOMEONE ANYONE MAKE IT STOP WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE REAL SOMEONE ANYONE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IT'S NOT HAPPENING I WANT TO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>46913449
Down in the basement that's where you can find the retired GFEs

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>>46903518
Ms Risu from the floor below you can take care of you, you should tell your mom about this

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>>46916310
You just need to tell him to get his lithe, hairless, twink body over to your room so you can "console" him when Fauna isn't streaming.

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>>46899819
squeeb

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>>46917772
Get back to your room

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>>46917338
I have good news

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>>46916310
is having a sapling neighbour similar to having a pentomo neighbour? i somehow ended up in the Niji section of the tower where all the pomudachi live and pentomo are usually cute

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5th floor here. The smell of bodies at the bottom is starting to become so overpowering we can't even enjoy smoke breaks anymore.

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>>46899411
Can you assholes in floor 70 stop screaming "Yabadaba doo" at 3 a.m.? Some of us are trying to sleep

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Which floor has the most fujoshis? I can turn them into normal women

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>>46906620
Trampoline...
Speaking of which, what the FUCK are you guys doing on the 12th floor at three in the morning?

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Guys I'm lost, can someone point me towards the Phase Connect floor?

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>>46918101
I've seen a blue clock woman coming out from his room early in the morning, i thought that calling hookers to this tower was forbidden. I'm filling a complain about this matter

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>>46917826
im homeless

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Could you guys pipe it down for a while? I'm trying to sleep

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>>46918212
Go down the stairs from the west block.

When you start smelling mould, then you reached PC

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>>46918502
Why am I paying so much for some misbiggoten sappling to wander into the Luxury floors. Management should do something about these saplings

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>>46918581
Thanks anon, I was getting worried when the swarm started showing up. One can only hear heartheartheartheart so many times before going insane

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>>46918101
They are scoring some korean pussy, leave them be

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>>46918550
Who allowed you to speak? Get the fuck back in here, I'm almost halfway done with the game.

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>>46918784
everytime they consider evicting me they find me jerking off in a corner and don't want to disturb me

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>>46918154
Niji EN male floors, but you don't want those women.
Fujoshits are the worst

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excuse me, where can i find the /become/ floor?

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Jwu. Anyone knows what floor I'm at and how to get back to the other haatons? I really need to pee.

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>>46919668
the bathroom is down the hall to the left from there i think

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>>46919668
Looks like the 35th floor to me.

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>>46919442
That's in the basement, be careful tho from time to time you can hear some creepy noises coming from there..

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T-tourist here... im looking for /ameG/... W-where is it located?

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>>46918295
just because you can't afford them, dont' be a lil bitch.

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>>46919117
AIIIIEEEEE

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>>46918295
That was my room, I'm sorry. I cooked the room too early and asked her to leave before the janitor decimates it. We only did a quicky i promise, i just kinda got excited and said the favorite phrase of floor 4

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Towa......

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>>46919442
>>46920101
I'd be careful around the basement entrance too, sometimes those things have been spotted venturing outside when temps drop.

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>>46917951
is that how i get to sakamatas floor?

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Can we please get more noise insulation on Floor 30. I'm so fucking sick of hearing a bunch of guys screaming about how they will save the last egg and how much they hate cats.

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>>46920130
Basement level due to lack of residents. They all moved to the sapling floor

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I'm here for a delivery. Who ordered the surplus of 50 cal and 9mm bullets?

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>>46922407
You'll be looking for Pippa, follow the mould

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>>46922407
Believe it was floor 5 to shot down the horde of tourist before they can enter....

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When is the fire drill?

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Can someone tell me why rooftop access is denied at this time?

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>>46923133
It's closed because some saplings have jumped from there because they couldn't handle their separation anxiety, It happened so often that it became an annoyance so management decided to forbid access to the rooftop

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>>46915250
>those fleshcams
It should be a crime to be this pretty, goddamn.

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>>46899411
perfect height for jumping, thanks.

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>>46923278
>>46923322
Poetry
It was fucked up what they did with the corpses though

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>>46923528
i am dead, i don't care. Also i am not a vegan.

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>>46923306
中出し レイプ

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I just googled this building, there was trash 5 stories high in that center? Wtf how did people live on those floors with trash blocking their windows?

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>>46923528
>It was fucked up what they did with the corpses though
those carrots aren't gonna grow by themselves peko

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This fuck have been blocking the fire escape on floor 28 for these past few months.
Yet the building management has yet to take action on pest control complaints.

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>>46923928
call the Haatons on floor 8, they know how to make delicacies out of anything
>>46923831
I can't give you a proper answer without being banned for racism outside of /b/

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>>46899411
The ichimi on floors 11 and 17 have been blasting ahoy for well over two years now. Their speakers have somehow not blown out. I am both appalled and in awe.

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>>46922407
Me, thank you very much
gonna have fun with the others from floor 16 while shooting down shuubaducks across the blick

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>>46899411
Pemaloe on floor 69 have been grinding like crazy, please get them some help.

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>>46923133
It's temporally closed for security reasons due to KawaPro announcement.

Give it a week, and it should be open until next yab

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>>46899411
Manager, is pet allowed in this building? It's just... i think i see a lady from 44th floor bringing a horse into her apartment... Is that even allowed?

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>>46926057
That is for our talents special needs sir, plsease refrain from asking personal qestions about the other people living in this apartments complex

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can someone make Pippa to shut the fuck up? Her voice is echoing throughout the building

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>>46926554
I can hear her horrid laugh from the 1st floor, someone has to do something about this

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>>46926554
The inverted inhale laugh and the idiotic rambling about matters that no one cares is driving me to be scizo like her

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I keep seeing these things circling around the tower.
They don't make a sound, just endlessly going in circles.

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Watamelon infestation on multiple floors. Please do not approach the melons without protective gear.

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>>46899411
I am once again reminding residents not to bring animals into the community pool

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>>46933072
But they're so beautiful...it's telling me to cause a reactor meltdown.

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>>46908510
>Not being armed in the tower
Your fault for not being smart, now prepare to get out in the Pekora outfit.

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>>46899411
I've been trying to get to the top of the building, for reasons unrelated to the recent Kawaii tragedy of 2023, but the elevator's out and the stairwell has been going on for what seems like five hundred floors. It's taken me 3 days so far to climb this high and I've run out of rations. Thank god there are still innumerable rats and cockroaches to munch on. Plus the piping seems to be leaking in places so I guess I'm fine on water, but the architecture seems to be getting stranger the higher up I go. I don't know what to do. Do you think I should just go out into one of the floors and ask for help? I don't even know whose floor I'm on anymore.

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>>46940888
Uh...I think you're on the floor with the 35p, might be worth it to ask them for help.

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to the kenzoku at floor 108, you are a cool guy and pretty fun to talk to. but why for some godfuck reason when towa is streaming you shut your door, dont respond to knocks or calls and the loud chanting of "towa..." can be hard throughout the floor. and when asked the next day whats up with that, you act as if nothing happened.

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Day 153, I've been stuck on the 37th floor, otherwise known as the floor of the snow elves. I've locked myself in the public restroom and have been trapped ever since. There's constant banging on the door from what appears to be multiple Yukihana Lamys. I swear to god one of them is even speaking Spanish and another is fluent in Russian. They keep telling me to join them, that it is better on their side. I don't know what to do, they've cut the water lines and I've been getting thirsty. I don't want to become an elf, all I've got is my box cutter and the end seems near. If someone is reading this, PLEASE SAVE ME

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Outta the way, running through.

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>>46899411
Resident of floor 69 here, I forgot when was the last time i took a sleep. This penguin has been playing Minecraft 24/7 and i can't stop watching. Please send help.

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>>46951234
join us. BECOME.

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>>46919442
Comrade we are on many floors. In many random room as is the plan

>>46933072
Just take out a broom and shove them out the way. Or if you know of any SSRB just borrow their AK and shoot the melons.

>>46951234
Russian eh, she's trying to get the SSRB crossover audience good for her. Also they're just cosplayers. Don't worry about it.

You're perfectly safe.
Just Let them In

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>>46899411
Who the fuck wrote "Death to nijiniggers" on my door

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>>46953162
Check your oxygen levels.

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>>46899411
A Haaton went to sleep with the oven, BBQ grill, toaster, slow cooker, air fryer, rice cooker and four skillets and left on maximum output. It didn't help that the floor and appliances were all doused in oil. Hours later the fire dept was called and multiple floors had be flooded out via dry rising mains. The incident caused well over $5m in damages. Countless limited edition memorabilia was burned beyond repair. 650 tenants were hospitalized for carbon monoxide poisoning and many others were reeling from the symptoms of smoke inhalation. Even today, the lingering smell of burnt food still remains.

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A Haaton went to sleep with the oven, BBQ grill, toaster, slow cooker, air fryer, rice cooker and four skillets all left on maximum output. It didn't help that the floor and appliances were completely doused in oil either. Hours later, the fire dept was called and multiple floors had be flooded out via dry rising mains. The incident caused well over $5m in damages. Countless limited edition memorabilia was burned beyond repair. 650 tenants were hospitalized for carbon monoxide poisoning and many others were reeling from the symptoms of smoke inhalation. Even today, the lingering smell of burnt food still remains.

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>>46953725
Why do these morons keep doing this shit?!

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>>46899411
What the fuck is happening in floor 27 i saw some lunatics cornered a rat but they don't try to kill it, they hat a strange look on their faces

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hello, the neighbours from 69 /lig/ma balls sends their regards and miss saruei.

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>>46899411
Sending /HiRyS/ to everyone from the 116th floor.

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>>46956039
Was it a horned rat? I bet it was a horned rat

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>dragoon gang is wandering the halls again, harrassing anyone who steps outside their rooms
When will Floor 2232 get their shit together and contain these idiots?

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>>46956829
I don't know i only got a peek at the rat and then i got creeped out and left

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>>46899411
Is it true there that room 55 in floor 128 is bigger on the inside than on the outside? I asked management, and they just gave me a nasty stare and told me to leave.

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Is there any other suriving SSRBs on the 59th floor?
I'm surrounded by Lamys, requesting reinforcements.

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>>46914809
Ping pon!

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>>46899411
Whoever is blasting Marine's originals - turn that up.

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Whoever let their Dog-Cat-Lizard-Bird-Whatever the fuck that Animal is out of its cage it's roaming the halls and I tried calling Animal Control but when I described the Animal they hung up on me. Again.

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Could the KFP Cult two floors above me stop using blood for their sigils it's ruining the KFP Cult's enchanted paint sigils on this floor. Thanks

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>>46961445
Give back Jimmy first and we'll move ours over a few rooms. Else we're making more from Bimmy. You guys ain't getting him back until we get our guy back.

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Uhhh... I was told the Watson Detective Agency is in this tower. What floor is it on?

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>>46963473
Floor 13. And if someone tells you there's no floor 13 use the stairs you'll find it there.

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>>46963824
Uh, I'm here already. It's dark; can't see shit. But I'm hearing screeches and... hiccups.
Oh god. Some just ran across the hall in front of me. It was, like, a foot and a half tall. It looked like a...
A small version of Detective Watson?
I'm gonna go and check.

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Attention!
All the residents of the floors from 122 to 156 must immediately vacate their apartments due to an emergency and report to the nearest concierge.
This is not a drill!
I repeat!
All the residents of the floors from 122 to 156 must immediately vacate their apartments due to an emergency and report to the nearest concierge.
This is not a drill!

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>>46964642
Guess the Alchemists had a spill again. Are they trying to make piss or are they just running fucking methlabs up there?

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>>46914058
is it sorted in any way?
i could really go for some foot sweat in this trying time

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post pics of your /vt/ tower asylum room

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>>46965350 (me)
hint: use photopea if you don't have any editing software

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>>46899411
CAN YOU YOUNGSTERS STOP THIS NONSENSE ABOUT LIVESTREAMS? WHERE ARE THE TIGHT-PACKED FUNNY VIDEOS? IF THEY ACT LIKE FLESHTUBERS THEY WILL END UP AS WHORES LIKE ALL FLESHTUBERS!

*Waves a cane menascingly in the air from the windows*

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WARNING: A wild Elagator has been spotted roaming the halls of Floor 69. Be careful up there.

[Anonymous No.]

CONSIDER THIS A WARNING
STOP TRICKING THE DELIVERY PEOPLE TO GO INTO THE BASEMENT TO GET KIDNAPPED BY THOSE /BECOME/ FREAKS
BECAUSE OF THOSE BLUE WIGGED PAD WEARING FREAKS MOST PLACES DONT DELIVER HERE ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY KEEP LOSING EMPLOYEES GODDAMNIT
I JUST WANT MY PIZZA DELIVERED TO MY DOOR ON FRIDAYS REEEEEEEEEEE

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Where do I find all the women who are 30 year old and above ? I'm so sick of these cakes and zoomers on my floor. All they do is shit, piss, and moan about how they deserve a better room. It doesn't help that the corridor smells of cologne and cloying perfume.

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No, I will not be turning down the Mumei 24 hour radio

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>>46967055
I'VE HAD FUCKING ENOUGH OF THE DOOS YOU FUCKING PRETZEL SACK BASTARD
TURN IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING CALL THE COPS

[Anonymous No.]

Attention!
All the residents of the floors from 103 to 121 and from 156 to 160 must immediately vacate their apartments due to an emergency and report to the nearest concierge.
This is not a drill!
I repeat!
All the residents of the floors from 103 to 121 and from 156 to 160 must immediately vacate their apartments due to an emergency and report to the nearest concierge.
This is not a drill!
Note:
Internal investigation is still ongoing. The preliminary results rule out the Alchemists' involvement in the accident.

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>>46967017
>He thinks they're wearing pads and wigs
This man never been to the basement Or Floor 446

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/ringo/ bros, can you guys fucking keep it somewhat sane on weekends? I've had so many DnD plans overturned because you guys turned the lobby into a willy wonka wasteland.

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>>46967223
The fact that the Lamy infestation somehow crawled up to the upper floors after being contained in the basement for so long, and we're all sitting around acting like it's no big deal is just crazy.

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>>46967364
Not their fault that the management kicked them out from the basement

[Anonymous No.]

Finally! A good fucking shitpost thread! BTW tomorrow I'm organizing a BBQ on the rooftop. Anyone that wants to join BYOB at least.
Happy Easter you filthy animals!

[Anonymous No.]

Attention!
We've received reports of aggravated assaults against the Alchemists.
Please, refrain from vigilante justice or any form of excessive violence before the official investigation is over.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't twitch 2views move in to the upper floors? What is this discrimination?

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>>46967523
did they finally open the roof back up? last i heard it was closed off because saplings kept throwing themselves off

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>>46967630
Heard it was the Kawaii tenants.

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>>46967630
The mess got cleaned up and the police called them all as suicide. Nothing else could be done so they opened the roof back up. I'm bringing the Noel burgers.

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>>46967364
Look they pay rent reliably and that's more then I can say about half the useless shitheads who live here.

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>>46964852
It's exclusively waki sourced as agreed on the last council meeting. You should have been there to say otherwise

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The chumbud floor is so overpopulated it's ridiculous.

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>>46968325
Yeah, you wouldn't want your kids near there

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>>46968289
tragic
in that case, do you know of any other floors where i could get my fix?

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>>46968474
There's been floods in the lower floors of the block. You could try licking the moisture of the walls, as they have already filtered any traces of fleshtubers bath water

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>>46968474
Reckon you could try the super nenechi floor just on the next floor up, I'm sure they'll be willing to help

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>>46968576
come to think of it i'm not sure why i'm confused, surely the haatons have what i need
that being said, i'd pay good money for some bottles of marine or towa foot sweat if anyone's got any

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any new local drug dealers? The last one left and went full schizo while fancying herself the next incarnation of Che Guevara...

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>>46968578
oh my god you're right how did i not think of the nenechi floor, that's perfect

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>>46968687
Check the Phase floor.

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To all SSRBs you're adorable, you really are, but could you stop screaming incoherently in Russian and exploding outside my door all night long?

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>>46966842
The Elagator has gotten some help and is no longer a threat. Thank you for your patience.

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>>46968903
They want to take your clay. They're threatening you until you open the door to yell at you and then you've got SSRBs taking over your room.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention!
We've received reports of unknown creatures heading down from the quarantined floors.
Once again, we ask victims of the accident and/or those mauled by the unknown creatures as well as their relatives and loved ones to refrain from violence towards the Alchemists. The preliminary results of the ongoing investigation still support their claims of non-involvement in the matter.

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>>46970418
Something tells me the Alchemists are behind these creature attacks...

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>>46971124
I think they're the alchemists! Either that or the Chumbuds have finally gone insane and snapped. All I know it's not the Lamys, we don't maul people after all.

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>>46971211
I mean we know they don't maul people. I'm not a Lamy, no Lamy at all!

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>>46971258
Sus.

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>>46964642
>>46967177
>>46967534
>>46970418
I believe the Alchemists are behind this attack and the concierge is covering it up. All of this is a ploy to vacate the tenants so they can turn the building in a big lab.

If you wanna know more, the guys at the Phase-Connect will be happy to help you. Just don't mind the mould mass at the entrance

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>>46971258
Lamy may not, but does Wamy?

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>>46972392
Wamy is Ramy is Lamy. Yeesh fucking tourists. Also beat the shit out of any alchemist you see fleeing out of the building. They know how to stop the incident

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>>46972495
i was always under the impression that Wamys were far enough removed from Lamys and Ramys that they behaved differently
you never know with all the clones on all the different floors after all

[Anonymous No.]

Stayed in the miosha floors to long, something is happening to me. I can't control myself. starting to feel feral over hags.

[Anonymous No.]

To all the Mukirose cosplayers on the 57th

I'm thinking of opening a gym on the west wing. With enough funds we might be able to get our siren goddess to use every machine before we open.

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Good evening this is Jeff Jefferson reporting live as we look into what seems to be a chaotic situation at the /vt/ tower apartment complex. We're hearing that a single person has managed to contaminate the entire building's water system with a substance that he repeatedly refers to as "Suipiss". Witnesses say that when using any source of water in the building whether it be a bath, a shower or even a kitchen sink, what comes out is not water but a fluid that has an uncanny resemblance to urine in both smell and color. As you can expect, almost all of the people living here are experiencing extreme discomfort from this incident, and are on edge trying to find the one responsible. Some have even been rushed to the hospital having ingested "Suipiss". For now, all we can do is wait and see how this story develops.

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Attention!
To all the tenants on levels above levels 160.
If you wish to go down, please refrain from using the central lift and the central staircase.
If possible, it's advised to stay in your apartments until further notice.
To all tenants.
If you notice unusual activity, a suspicious person or entity, please report to your nearest concierge.

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>>46972777
Minor Cultural differences usually tied towards their targets and what they're drinking. You even got some radicals which are driving the Takos mad because they're obsessed with Ina

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>>46973449
Update: The person is insisting to police that the substance is simply "Ringo", otherwise known as apple juice. We will keep you posted when more information comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention!
The recent news reports on the so called "Suipiss contamination" have no connection to the incident under investigation, and no problems with the water system were reported yo any concierge.
This may be an attempt of a nefarious individual to misrepresent the accident and/or cover up the true nature of the matter.
Please, if you have any related information to share, report to your nearest concierge.

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>>46899411
I never noticed the girl... is she from corpse party?

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS FAUNAAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

wake the fuck up floor 281! today is your turn for the nut inspection! line up your balls by the door or have your balls privilege revoked by eod!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46974252
Shut up Risu. I thought they banned you from entering the building

[Anonymous No.]

>>46974204
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

If you want to see Fauna she is waiting for you here:

>>46974252

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>>46974204
stay off the roof this time you fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46973449
>>46973684
>they don't have distillation apparatus in their rooms
Us 35p on floor 35 are all equipped, a necessary precaution arising from our regular contact with hoshiyomis. The lava flow being a consistent heat source does help to be fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46968768
Isn't the Phase floor just a renovated mental asylum? I reckon the only thing they sell is Adderall and LSD..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46974884
you're dead fuckin wrong if you think anyone can stand between me and my nuts! now get your ass over here, i wanna see some balls!

>>46974204
>>46974885
shut up! shut the fuck up! lift your skirt and let me see them plant ass nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

somebody please do something about the cum pouring out from floor 41 and the heat from their fucking server racks. I tried talking to a group of them and motherfuckers all had 6 fingers, two belly buttons, distended flesh blobs, waxy skin...one of them told me to get {{{bigger}}} or fuck off. I've never been more confused in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46977444
It's their way, anon. Try joining them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46977260
Fine ffs!

Here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46977444
I dunno man where they came from. I tried to the talk to some of them and all the ones I've heard from just started to sound schizo as fuck before getting into a loop

[Anonymous No.]

>>46976945
It was abandoned a long time ago.

They were also stacked with antidepressants as well, but Sakana is currently holding the supply. I heard that if you buy a certain amount of P-C's """coffee""", they'll splice it with what you are looking for. But you didn't hear this from me, and if the feds asks, just say that the coffee is from Colombia, they'll understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>46968903
You will open your door.
The explosions will not stop until you open your door.

There will be another package arriving in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46973449
Fuckers stole our plan

[Anonymous No.]

Uber sheep here. Who ordered the 5 color tako bento?

[Anonymous No.]

The original sapling ERP guy here. I fucking love saplings just as much as I love fucking saplings. Also risu I know you did your anime Boston thing at Ollie's floor but can you come back now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46981302
That was me!

Please, leave the bag inside the basement, I'll pick it up later...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46899411
KORONE CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

I've fucking had it with these aloupeeps
STOP
STEALING
MY
IRYS
DAKIMAKURA
Everytime I leave it out to hang it always goes fucking missing the next day and when it comes back it either smells of urine or it's soaked with semen
I fucking can't take this anymore. Can management please evict these motherfuckers from the premises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46984085
Well maybe you should you know NOT leave it in the open for someone to steal.

[Anonymous No.]

why do I see men in suits and funny hats falling outside my window? I heard one of them screaming what must've sounded like "honk"

[Anonymous No.]

This chick has been screaming for days.
Someone shut her up.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46984907
>>46985323
stop it niggers
you're scaring the monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>46984907
Try reading Psalm 27:1 out loud, if that doesn't work, toss a BL book at her. That should keep her busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46985476
holy shit nigga, you're alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46967055
That's fine with me bro, the radio silence and static is kinda soothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Redpill me on alternate color scheme Lamys. One of my friends lives on the pink Lamy floor, and he's been acting kinda loopy lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>46988548
I like the green lamy, she's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46974252
Okay, I'll come in my Mumei cosplay (picture attached)

[Anonymous No.]

Phase-connect floor residence here i'm high as fuck and have a massive boner and someone needs to take care of it. i know what you thinking "why is that my problem" belive me soon it is your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46989037
Rumour is that everyone’s who said that has attempted to somehow or rather, jump off the rooftop

[Anonymous No.]

To the resident at 17th floor.
I saw what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46989189
Please not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46989374
Oh yes again and now get your ass over here i have a bottle of desperados for you as a reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>46899819
UUUUU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46923831
Serious Answer:

South Africa is a fucked place my dude. Go look up pictures of Hillbrow (same neighborhood) and you’ll see that it’s not just this building.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, uh... Does the /meat/bros eviction notice still hold up? I'm kinda running out of cardboard boxes to build beds out of.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we do something about this? >>46989610
This entire building has a rape epidemic and no one cares
Is there like a management company I can talk to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46989189
>>46990714
Just let him use >>46989374 until it's done. That's why we keep sapplins live rent free in the building to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

Who the FUCK keeps blasting the Mumei brainrot BGM 24/7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46988548
The brown one is very popular at the daycare on floor 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46899411
I got the map and I'm still fucking lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997049
Guess I'll try this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997188
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

never forget Pikamee

[Anonymous No.]

OI WHO THE FUCK FLIPPED OVER THE TOWER THE SAPLINGS ARE JUMPING THROUGH THE WINDOWS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Guys... we're going to be investigated by the cops for racial harassment. Please stop sending Flare and the Elfriends sticky notes saying, and I quote directly:

"we don't want your kind here, knife ear"

and

"niggerelf"

Thank you. If we find the person(s) who are doing this, you will be fined and expelled from the tower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997435
Who defeated the vampire hunter in the penthouse that spawned this monstrosity? I don't want to deal with another x floors of madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46998600
i keep hearing about a rooftop but no matter how many flights of stairs i go up i don't seem any closer to the top
do we even know if there is a top?

[Anonymous No.]

CONVERGENCE EVENT IN PROGRESS, EVERYONE LOCK YOUR DOORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46981302
>>46983251
DELIVERY GUY DON'T GO NEAR THE BASEMENT! ANYONE WHO GOES THERE DOESN'T COME BACK AS THE SAME PERSON, I SAW ONE OF THOSE THINGS LURKING OVER THERE

[Anonymous No.]

>[[Recovered Log Entry of Scout Captain Haaton#810, Recon Group Red]]

I know not how many days have passed since our group ventured down below the surface, into the negative levels of the tower. Neither do I know how many levels we progressed downwards. Time down here has no meaning, follows no pattern. It could be weeks, it could be months, it could be mere hours. Eternity and Instants, interwined and simultaneously. And it all is filled with the Absence of Haato.
I vaguely remember her being gone for 28 days when our group went out in search of her. While I'm still here, clinging to the fragments of her voices in my head, my comrades are gone. Some killed by unspeakable creatures, some gave in to dark rumours and had to be put down for their own good. Alone, but determined, I will continue my search. Visions of a sacred well, and the two pig godesses slumbering in its shallow waters entered my mind. The very bottom of this cursed structure is my sole destination; reaching it, my sole purpose. I may return with her, or never again..

>[[End of Log]]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47001977
>*Muffled armor clad faith plays in the distance*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46999852
>this idiot believes the schizos that say there is a whole world outside of this tower
Yeah, right. Stop LARPing already. We need to reign in these new age fanatics and their "outside" propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46967523
Rooftop is closed for the moment. No one is allowed to use it ( For their own safety)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46999852
>>47002964
Keep climbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46997188
*entire shrine flips and breaks my figurines*
¡ꓕNꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵꓵ0kagnꓵꓵꓵꓵꓛ ꓵOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>47001522
D̶̨̥͚̯̞͇̺̳̳̯̘̮͔̯̹͆̉e̴̡̯̠̩̳̯͎͎͎̞̋̓̉͌̀͜͝l̶͔̬͓͕̰̺̗̼͚͇̼̀̀̏i̷̢̮͉̝̯͖͎͎̬͔̘̩̍̈́̋̎͆̿͑̑̆͆͛́ṿ̴͇̿̒͂̎͋̚͘͝ę̷̛̻͙̱̭̞̥̟̬̫̆̒͆̌̋̒̐̋͘͠ŗ̵̢̛̛̘̬̯̺̪̮̬̣̣̜͖̰͉͗̈́̃̂͊̓̑̉͆͊̑͝ỳ̶̨̨̡̰̝̫̮̜̰̤͚̹́̃̿̔ͅͅ'̷̢͚͕͈̣̗̘̯̭͊̈́̐̍̈̈́̆̆͝ͅͅs̸̮͚͓͍̬͖͙͖̖̥̪̈ͅ ̵͎͙̞͉͂̽h̷̛͚͎̗͎̒͊̕e̸͉̾̈́̾̓̋̍̊̕̕͜͠r̴͖̩̾̃̓̀͘e̷̡̨̬̘͍̭̰̱̳̱̜̟̬̯̒͐͋͒̃͂͒͆͌̊̏̀͋͘

[Anonymous No.]

KFP of the apartment 245 for the love of God, stop cooking your fellow chicken's im sick of the smell of fried chicken and the screams at midnight are becoming annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>47006147
i'm trying but i don't know how much longer i can go, i'm out of food and nearly out of water and the tenants this high up scare me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47012097
KFPs of apartment 245, does that fried chicken come with a hot maple glaze? I'd buy some if you're all selling

[Anonymous No.]

>>47014742
Just lure any of the scattered sapplings that got lost in their way to the rooftop. They aren't too nutritious, but they mostly contain water for their constant crying.

As for food, you can try looking for rrats or KFPs hiding around, but there aren't any you could try boiling mould from the P-C block, however, do this as last resort.

Good luck, and god speed Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46924067
what's the source for this one?

[Anonymous No.]

IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE.

[Anonymous No.]

3 more jap songs to endure

[Anonymous No.]

Attention!
Last night, a specimen of creatures that has been infesting the quarantined floors was successfully captured roaming lower levels.
Please be patient.
Note: All Alchemists are now prohibited from leaving the viscinity untill ufther notice.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the faggot next door is trying to make a tulpa and it's creeping me out. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46990714
Management here. What seems to be the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey the local branch Bar Robel on Floor 201 is open again. Can you guys not destroy the place again because it's a franchise owned by a male

Also always accept free drinks from chicks there. You might get laid if you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>47020535
Anon you are the Tulpa!

[Anonymous No.]

My seed just flew out the window. Sorry to whoever is below me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47006147
>[CALL] PUSH SELECT
>VWING
>What is it, Otacon?
>Snake, have you ever heard of vtubers?
>Vtubers?
>It stands for Virtual YouTubers.
>Virtual? Like the VR training programs?
>No, not exactly... They're entertainers who... well, it's complicated, but they're basically actors in a kind of digital, interactive TV show.
>Interactive TV show?
>Right. But it takes place on the World Wide Web, instead of over the air waves. And it's on your computer screen instead of a regular television set!
>You can watch TV on a computer?
>You bet! The internet's come a long way. Anything's possible, nowadays.
>Huh... So how does it work?
>Well, a camera connected to the actor's computer captures the motion data of the actor as they move, all the way down to their facial expressions. Then, it processes that data in real time, and creates a virtual representation of the actors using a digital avatar of the character they're playing, costume and all, and then places them in a digital movie set. There's no need for a a conventional costume department, make-up, or even practical effects. The character doesn't even have to be human! It's true that most of them are cute girls... But they could be anything. A robot, a creature from mythology, or even a space alien! And the best part is that the audience can talk with them, and they respond to you in-character!
>Sounds like something out of a science fiction movie.
>It used to be, yeah. But recent advancements in AI and digital Japanimation techniques have finally allowed for it to become a reality. There are lots of companies pumping a ton of money into the technology, and it's becoming a big industry.
>There's already that much money in it?
>Yeah. You'd be surprised how dedicated anime fans can be. But there's something about it that's been bothering me.
>What is it?
>I can't say for sure, but it looks to me like some of these systems are derived from the same technology used for the VR training you mentioned, or the virtual test environment supercomputers I used while developing REX. And at least half of that technology is supposed to be classified.
>It's not something they could develop it themselves?
>It's technically possible, but... no. Private entertainment companies couldn't have developed it so quickly. It's too much money, even for Hollywood. And the most successful vtuber groups are relatively small tech companies that are based in Japan.
>But if they didn't make it, that would mean...
>Yeah... The tech was probably leaked. There's a good chance that someone at those companies has connections to DARPA, ArmsTech, or Livermore National Labs. Maybe all of them.
>But why leak it?
>Beats me... As far as I can tell, there hasn't been any military application. Although it could have something to do with further developing the VR systems and AI training protocols.
>You said that part of this was caused by advancing AI development. Are you sure that the vtubers themselves aren't AIs that are being trained?
>No, they're definitely all human. AI isn't that far along yet. I don't think we could have an AI vtuber for a while still, but it's definitely possible.
>With how fast things are moving, maybe sooner than we think.
>Yeah. Anyway, I'll show you some when you get a second. You need a high speed modem and internet service to watch. Most civilian internet services won't cut it, but we can watch it in my lab!
>I'm a little busy. Besides... I think I'll stick with real women. And real movies.
>Oh, don't be so close-minded, Snake. I know it might seem silly right now, but I've got a hunch that vtubers are the future!
>...I'll think about it.
>...
>BEEOOWP

[Anonymous No.]

>>47021619
Bravo. Well done.
Now get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Tower management here, We're forbidding rooftop access again starting tomorrow. Shit went down

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47022974
Er, do you mean that literally, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47020809
I'm tired of getting raped
I go get a snack, I get raped
I try and visit my Hooman friends, I get raped
I go look for Fauna and people tell me they saw her in a place so I go there and guess what's there? It's not Fauna, it's rape
Everyone calls me their girlfriend but I'm a guy, I tell them not to they just laugh and half the time they grope me
Fauna already puts me through mentally and physically exhausted things I can't function like this
I'm seriously considering dropping my yelp review down

[Anonymous No.]

>>47022974
Saw some groups walking toward the rooftop. What is this exodus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47023578
They're ascending. Mass graduations at Kawaii and Niji. They're free now, anon. Let them go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47021492
Wh-wh-whu-
>slurps
>starts sobbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47024009
I SAID SEED! NOT "SEED!"
I don't know who the fuck dropped mayo on you.

Can you toss back up my Fauna onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay which of you jackasses got MSFS up and the speakers to max? I just keep hearing Alarms constantly.

Whoop Whoop! Pull up!
Whoop Whoop! Pull up!
Whoop Whoop! Pull up!
Whoop Whoop! Pull up!

It won't fucking stop. You're flying an airliner stop fucking pretending your a flying a fucking fighter jet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47017432
I have no idea beyond the watermark that's on it. I think I picked it up in hlgg in 2021 lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47025175
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>47025240
disregard that
>>47017432
I must've made the soundpost the audio has tags and I still have it downloaded from YT locally: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcSCtqBl5SQ
the audio's obv fake

[Anonymous No.]

This keeps playing on the speakers of floor 69, what gives?
https://youtu.be/T8FzZnrzBH8

[Anonymous No.]

>>47025611
yep. kek https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/image/s9HNzb8T%2B4WRc%2BzQg6OJPQ%3D%3D/page/2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46919668
You are in a recursive nightmare-labyrinth. We haatons need far less of a reason to piss on a piss-colored wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47025972
Truly, the strongest fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47022974
Can you fuckers go a week without throwing yourselves off the roof? I'm sick and tired of questioning my sanity when I think I See some idiot throwing themselves off a roof. Or when I'm hallucinating it.
Jesus fuck this Haachama recipe is making me trip balls again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47023537
Hmmm. This suggests you have some immunity to viral-form Becoming. Please report to the health office so we can better observe the rapes as part of our Lamy containment research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47028702
I dunno that guy just sounds like a manwhore in denial. Might be a EN Stars fan

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn you fuckers are noisy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47021619
All we need is the stock vtuber footage playing over the middle section and we'll be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>47031787
Well you should just wear some ear plugs or move out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47021041
>accepting free drinks
>from chicks
That's how you end up taking something that has been spiked by the Lamys.

Do not accept any drinks that isn't from the bar master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47036375
If you come in and the bar master is not on sight leave immediately.

Bar master is always on sight, except you are not on the Bar, and the lamys are there waiting for you

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got more of them good ol rrats? I haven't had any good ones in a while and my dealer got turned into a fucking Lamy, and my backup moved to floor 69 with all the saplings. Said something about "finding better clients" but I know he became addicted to raping those things

[Anonymous No.]

>>47037515
They're getting weird. The Brat I used to get mine from started doing weird cult shit.
And the ones tied to the Nijis are either stoned out of their mind or insufferable now. Turns out if you say TWO MORE WEEKS enough you eventually get it right and last time I saw him he was betting on everything as he apparently now is a profit. I bet he's gonna rope himself after losing all his money with bad bets. I heard he bought Towa on NASFAQ

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally get home after a long day in the autism mines
>Only lost three anons to a cave-in. (Not too bad, all things considered)
>Elevator is out of service after some retard dropped it on the failed fauna homonculus living in the basement instead of contacting security.
>Have to take the stairs, walls and floors are covered in piss, have to be careful not to slip.
>Spot Horseanon chucking bags filled with Cease & Desist letters into the shredder
>I try to say hi to him, but the ambient noise coming from his floating alchemy throne is loud enough to immediately rupture my eardrums
>Finally get into bed
>Can audibly hear the rape dwarf laughing as he drags his fourteen-inch cock through the airducts
Maintenance was supposed to kill this fucker two weeks ago. I hate it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46899411
>vt tower
>is in south africa
>full of crime and sucide

Woha, it kind of works....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EIKmmSifqw

[Anonymous No.]

>>47027235
what roof? i gave up trying to get there after 3 days of going up the stairs
good thing i brought a parachute so i wouldn't have to go back down 3 days of stairs to get back to my floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>47036831
The fake bars are the worst.

The Lamys pretending to be the bar master is funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

Managed to sneak my phone out while they're asleep but I've been taken hostage by some chicks with blue hair and they're not Lamys and they're all flat. What do I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47036154
I want to move out but I can't
I'm cursed to be a tenant here.. forever....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47040506
kobos? be careful, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47042024
They got knives and axes and shit. And I think they may not be chicks but dudes dressed as this one chick. I gotta get outta here

[Anonymous No.]

im going to scavenge for food and supplies on the lower floors among the bodies and trash, anyone want to join me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47042190
oh shit wait i completely misread your situation
godspeed, anon. i pray the suis are merciful.

>>47042363
careful, you never know what horrors are lurking on those lower floors

[Anonymous No.]

Do not answer your door if you see (picrel) after midnight. I made the mistake and she mugged me of all my wallposters and figurines

[Anonymous No.]

>>47040337
whenever i see a fake bar being run by the Lamys i just head in and settle into a booth and act like i've always been there
they usually don't realize i'm a 'new patron' and leave me alone so i can watch the shenanigans from a safe distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>47022082
You're the one who leaked the tech, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47042823
Hello again anon
Everything is fine
Lots of fun
Previously I was wrong about this

Much fun since I've joined them
Everything's perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED WARNING TO THOSE ON FLOOR 2365 STAIRWELL B
>THIS IS AN AUTOMATED WARNING TO
THOSE ON FLOOR 2365 STAIRWELL B
PLEASE VACATE THE AREA THERE HAVE BEEN MORE REPORTS OF KETTLES BEING THROWN FOR YOUR SAFETY VACATE THE AREA

[Anonymous No.]

>>47048610
Why is he taking over the Bass Pro Shop? Why is it a pyramid?

[Anonymous No.]

Peto car has arrived with everyone's deliveries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47048278
oh no they got him

[Anonymous No.]

>>47021619
>AI isn't that far along yet. I don't think we could have an AI vtuber for a while still, but it's definitely possible.
Raḯ̸̧̛̖̹̬̝̳̰͙͍͈͗̽̔͊͘͝den, are you receiving? Tha̷̮̜͒̒̈́nk you for the 61 ̶̢̮̜̙̃̓̔g̸̛̥̗̺̘̭̦͉͈̦͕͎̎̈́̓̏̎̔̽̊̋̉̊͗͜i̴̢̓̈́̈͐̄̇͛̓̾̎̊̚͘͝f̷̛͍͕̝̞̺̥̼̞̝̱̟̠͒̎́̈́̾͝t̷̨̨̢͙͈͈̆̒ͅe̶̡̨̗͔̪͉̦̯͚̰͉͈͖̼̖͑̈́̕d̷̈ͅ ̵̞͇̠̺̘͇͉̝̹̝̀̆̔͗̐m̷̢̧̥̜̮͕̠̗͕͕͖͖̼̗̿̔̿͠e̷͕̗͈̯̞͓͗̑́͛̄͐̄̚͝ͅm̸̡̄berships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46996523
That floor is fucking MASSIVE. What parent sends their kids to live in an apartment building? Brown lamy seems nice, but the others on floor 11... how do we know they have the right intentions?

[Anonymous No.]

Can AI vtubers seek residence in this tower

[Anonymous No.]

>>47021041
Ah, sweet. I love that place.
Never saw men causing trouble there though, if anything it's a false flag from those girls that keep flirting the bartender. Fucking hate them, it makes buying rounds take forever.
I've been frequenting Bar Rikudou, but that place is empty except for loud slags. Kinda annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47050300
now i just hope i can sneak to and from the lobby without issue, which faction is currently occupying it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46998600
>x floors
Zero floors.
YEAH! YEAH! HA! YEAH! HUH! YEAH! HOO HA HO! YEAH! HA! YEAH! YEAH! HOO HA HO!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we new Heimin have to move into the recently empty chumbuds floor? There are only a few of them yet they are infighting non-stop, and what the fuck does 'ztream' even mean?

Should have just stayed in the jungle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47006147

[Anonymous No.]

>>47055454
as someone who climbed stairs for 4 straight days, this is what it felt like

[Anonymous No.]

>>47054452
They're just the same deranged idiots. They just switched hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>47053559
Lobby is currently hosting protests from Nijis disheartened at the quadruple ID graduation. Proceed with extreme caution, they are prone to stoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47056815
eh, i can take a few stones compared to the horrors that sometimes occupy the lobby on bad days
wish me luck guys, i'm going to grab my package

[Anonymous No.]

fucking hell they don't fucking pay me enough to climb these stairs to deliver pizza

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you SSRBs ordered several dozen Zenitco parts? A Lamy left them by my door on the 103rd but I don't even own a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47059837
Are you the guy who had all the SSRBs bombing his door? That might be the package they mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

WHY THE FUCK I'VE BEEN HEARING MOANS ON FLOOR 14 SINCE FUCKING MIDNIGHT.
I LIVE ON FLOOR 13, SO TO THE IDIOTS OF FLOOR 14, PLEASE GO FUCK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING ON THE UPPER FLOORS, I WANT TO SLEEP.

[Anonymous No.]

FINAL MATCH BEGINGS NOW, HEAD TO THE LOBBY AND PLACE YOUR BETS

[Anonymous No.]

>>47061557
Sorry, I put the ball gag on the sappling but I couldn't make him shut up. I think I mindbroke another one and will have to replace it....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46899411
My neighbors are still playing "Die Wacht am Rhein." Gonna file a noise complaint against batat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47062317
>Tako x sapling
Hot, there should be more of that
Anyway good job, everyone
One of the better threads in a long time

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>>47062317
I hope you're more careful next time...
I am really annoyed by the lack of sleep.

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>>46938369
The Watamelon of Pisskey Ward...

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>>47022974
Anyone wanting to jump off but unable to, come down to Floor 66, we've got rope on sale now.