Okay, let's talk seriously now

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck Gura looks genuinely happy and having fun when she's streaming but is clearly having a problem that she literally REFUSES to talk about.
She herself said that she is "doing what she can" at the moment and that she doesn't know about her frequency. In other words, she basically admits that there is something going on.
The troll schizo theory that she is just Lazy and is using the fans literally just doesn't make sense anyways, so what the fuck is going on. What is going on that is so bad that she doesn't want to talk about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
The Mori party where shenanigans happened was 9 months ago

[Anonymous No.]

Severe depression and alcoholism. Classic showbiz package. Hard to talk about

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
She's not lazy. She is just devoted to her domestic life, and vtubing has to take the backburner, as it's just a hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
She's burntout, which some people call being lazy. The enthusiasm just isn't there for her right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
I apologize.

She's pregnant with my baby. We're gonna name him Ryan after that one Gosling fella.

I'll ask her to stream a little more often, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
>Why the fuck Gura looks genuinely happy and having fun when she's streaming
Entertainers are usually good liars

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
To enter Japan you need to be triple vaxxed. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524

She has a serious disease. Whether it's addiction, serious mental illness or some sort of chronic illness she isn't well but can't tell us because it's too problematic to deal with in a public forum.

Imagine trying to stream when all you get all day is, "get well soon" or "sorry you're dying" being constantly reminded you are sick would destroy most people when all you're trying to do it be normal.

People say she isn't interested in streaming but "the new normal" post makes me certain that it's beyond her control and therapy/coaching isn't going to help her get better. People don't talk like that when they experience burnout, they talk like that when they're considering their mortality.

We need to prepare ourselves for a post-Gura Hololive. I don't know when but it seems like this is a good indicator she's not getting better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
I agree with but I've moved on from Gura and I have a New Oshi,

People in this board will just continue to Post schizo threads since that's all what they do and that's how they make themselves feels better, but for the love of God keep it in VT/ don't spread into her ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353805
On a slightly dark side note, it's not exactly uncommon for comedians and entertainers to suffer from crippling depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353818
You never needed the vax you fucking retard. A negative test is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353914
Man Schizo mania up in here lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353805
that's called acting but yeah
she was a trained actress, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353955
some people become good entertainers because it gives them a social role. they learn how to appear happy and make others happy to fulfill this role

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
People will call me a troll and a schizo, but in all humility, I have just accepted that it probably has something to do with sex IRL.
Imagine you, the biggest VTuber in the world, who embraced the Idol culture, suddenly gets some sexually transmitted disease. How the fuck would you explain that to your fans knowing how many unicorns and loyal fans you would disappoint. Imagine the scandal.
And i only talking about a sexually transmitted disease, not a pregnancy, which honestly doesn't even seem like such an absurd theory at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>47354481
Man never mind Schizo you are just Straight up Retarded, bet your a Nijinigg who got no Parents and a Fat loser? Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353805
>>47353955
>>47354299
>>47354239
She doesn't seem to be acting at all. Watch her streams, honestly she seems to be enjoying and having a good time.
If all her happiness in the streams is just acting then she is some kind of sociopath

[Anonymous No.]

>>47354631
>your a

[Anonymous No.]

>>47354481

This would only make sense in the fact that it would be untreatable. MOST STI's are very manageable or curable. You would have to catch some really rare or virulent version to have it impact your life the way it has Gura. I don't think she considers sex dirty or forbidden. and I certainly think she's capable of having sex and not having it interfere with her VT persona. I would say pregnancy is more believable, STI's aren't life destroying career altering things. Embarrassing? yes. Expensive? possibly. but not "I can't work as much anymore."

[Anonymous No.]

I’m afraid we won’t find out what’s going on with her until it’s too late. I understand a need for privacy but at the same time it looks bad compared to what Kiara and Kronii did in the face of their health issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>47354481
only thing that would be weird to talk about but big enough to need to feel shameful hiding and not something she has the money to treat would be pregnancy, and even then gura could get a abortion

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
I can tell you've never worked a professional job
Here's a hint, dumbass NEET. If you go into work with a sourpuss frown and a scowl at every person around you, even if your mother died, you're out the door. Nobody wants to be around you. You put on that fucking smile and work, or you call in sick. No half-ass measures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353765
i wrote this post. to elaborate further, i like to give her permission to stream, then rescind that permission randomly. it gives me great joy to cuck all her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47355156
Life has probably not been kind to you buddy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>47354756
it's not sociopathy anon
it's just money
you pretend for a couple hours a week and rake in 6 figures
I know receptionists and sales reps that have to do that façade for 50 hours a week and no one calls them sociopaths

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Now this is schizoposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
I dont watch calliope so i dont get it lol

[Anonymous No.]

Be ok with not knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
THAT RAPE BABY? MINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
HOLY SIHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>47356651
That rape baby? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
test

[Anonymous No.]

I love these kinds of schizo threads. This is what keeps me coming back here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47356729
My soon-to-be oyakodon rape victim shark daughter.................

[Anonymous No.]

>>47356087
In the leadup to the first ever HoloMyth off-collab, Mori picked up Gura and took her back to the B&B she had rented out for them all to use. When they got back, they found that Mori's sister (who Mori had OK'd and given access to the place for personal use) had decided to go 0 to 100 with B&B privs and a full on alcohol and drug fueled rager was in progress at the place and out on the lawn outside. Mori was overwhelmed and disengaged from confrontation so her and Gura just walked right in and each picked a room upstairs to hide away in until the party ran out of steam. Mori started up a stream while in her room and made a joke about how Gura was somewhere else in the B&B and may have been 'getting up to all sorts of shenanigans'.
This is the part where you fill in the blanks with your own perverse fanfic of what Mori was implying with her toss-away joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
alpha level rrat

[Anonymous No.]

I think she has some kind of neurological problem. I'm sure everyone remembers the helmet story and everyone thought it was funny but the underlying implications say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
>Gura's milk-swollen breasts, still small

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353914
>We need to prepare ourselves for a post-Gura Hololive.
We are 4 months in into her second year of no streams. This is just an uncomfortable afterglow without any pleasure, fun or excitement. There's no reason to watch her anymore even when she does her monthly stream. She has rendered herself into insignificance and you can see she doesn't even really know how to be entertaining anymore. She is for all practical purposes completely done. This is just her bland, foreign ghost haunting her channel from time to time. We are very much post-Gura already, and she has nobody to blame for this but herself.

Her excuses are bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357163
i still remember the comments section eating mori alive lmao . good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357163
Gimme the link link of the live that mori said that lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357988
>there are "people" posting here who weren't even around in 2022
jesus god

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
also around the time they stop being closed and collabing on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>47358116
Grim situation desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357163
This sounds to me more like a drug joke than a sex joke honestly.
Something like "haha, gura used meth"

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357163
You left out the part where people spam reported Mori to the B&B service but they didn't care and ended up giving her a shoutout instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357163
abayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
regardless of whatever the fuck is going on, what in the fuck makes (you) think that you deserve any explanation at all? (you) are a faceless nobody. a mere text that passes by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
>The troll schizo theory that she is just Lazy and is using the fans literally just doesn't make sense anyways
You chumsharts are really a lost cause. Keep being stuck in this drop and resub cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357163
I just found out about this story and went after the mori stream to see for myself.
This just made me hate mori even more than I already did.
Thank God Gura was doing less and less collabs and contact with her and started to get more together with Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>47358724
Oh I didn't even know that happened. I knew it got posted all over IG and other SM to the point that there was real risks of doxxing hence why the girls chose to get a whole new place altogether for the off-collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
HOLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353914
>She has a serious disease. Whether it's addiction
>addiction is a disease
>a disease
You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.]

Tempiss, she's not allowed to talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357163
People just like to provoke the chumbuds by telling this story but the reality is that it is just a mockery because it doesn't make any sense.
Because of course, Gura, the girl who is shy enough to even chew in front of people would join a party full of alcohol, drugs and strange people and have sex with someone lmao

Mori's joke was just something from her sick mind thinking that all girls are like her. I would expect no less from the person who doesn't care about supporting fanarts that literally treat their own fans like cucks. Mori as always being the worst of the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
Maybe if there is something wrong in her personal life, it's none of our fucking business?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47361185
>he thinks he's provoking chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>47361479
No sinism, people like to tell this story to say "haha, cuckbuds. Gura certainly had sex with some dude at that party".
Most say just to tease, but it's good to remember from time to time that it doesn't make any sense at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>47361668
Nah, I'm pretty sure the joke ran its course and the only ones still bringing it up are actually trying to rile someone up for fun.
I have yet to see anyone actually get riled up, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Milk and kekies
that baby is mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353914
remember back when she really started being absent

and she made a comment that she finally went to the doctor after having not done so for years

and then implied they found something seriously bad? she never elaborated any more on that, and that's when her streams really started to get scarce

[Anonymous No.]

>>47361479
You guys always piss and shit up the threads with endless cope to literally any bait, you dumb niggers are so easy to provoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362046
Thanks for the (You). Sucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47361776
Well, me. I get riled. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil, but then I stop and start thinking using reason and not emotion, then I calm down because I realize that the story is just plain stupid and whoever keeps bringing this up just wants to piss me off, like you said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
look, if it's something she wants to share but can't due to whatever restrictions are placed on her or that she placed on herself, then she should find a way to subtly drop hints and be discreetly creative about it.
but this depends completely on the condition that she /wants/ to share something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
>>47361185

People just like to provoke the chumbuds by telling this story but the reality is that it is just a mockery because it doesn't make any sense.
Because of course, Gura, the girl who is shy enough to even chew in front of people would join a party full of alcohol, drugs and strange people and have sex with someone lmao

Mori's joke was just something from her sick mind thinking that all girls are like her. I would expect no less from the person who doesn't care about supporting fanarts that literally treat their own fans like cucks. Mori as always being the worst of the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>47354848
Would chumbuds be receptive or repulsed if this rrat were true and she was pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
She would've been 20 weeks pregnant by the time she was recording for 4trh fes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47355070
what if she lives in a state that has banned abortion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363018
Gura would never abort anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362922
I would have to kill and eat her. Nothing personal but it is part of the oshi/fan agreement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362922
If she is an adult woman who has sex with a supposed boyfriend that she loves and has a healthy, consensual relationship with, and because of this has ended up pregnant, and both she and the father are committed to taking responsibility, then any normal person would understand that she is a real person after all and has her own life outside the streams. Any normal person would congratulate her and not let parasocial issues get in the way.

A normal person would do that, but I AM NOT A FUCKING NORMAL PERSON, I AM A UNICORN.
If this rrat were real I would either kill myself, or become the biggest anti-gura in existence. Maybe both

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362123
That's OK, think of that one and this one as a small donation from my vast collection of (you)s from cope and seethebuds

[Anonymous No.]

this has been going for more than a year, it's not pregnancy wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362922
>>47354481
I know this sounds horrible, but I would feel a thousand times better if Gura were pregnant from a rape that left her traumatized and ashamed and that is why she doesn't want to talk about it, than if she were pregnant from a boyfriend...

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>>47357163
And it's worst knowing that Mori and her sister really like spreading out that she's "Calliope Mori", so all the people on that party probably could've guess that the person next to her was a myth member and it would've been the dox of the milenium

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363197
did she finish atlantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363882
you have to take care of said child as well....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
this fucking place man

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363882
>He thinks that having the kid is the end of disruptions
Anon, that's just the beginning. That kid is going to be intrusive for the next decade at minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's genuinely giving me the same vibes as Sana. I see why people are worried she's going to graduate. She's giving off all the same signs, the lack of streams, the inexplicable announcement of defiance before going back to a few more months of radio silence with no explanation. It's the same pattern Sana went through and it seems like it is going to end the same way. Remember that Sana seemed happy when she streamed too.
I also see why Hololive is scared to let her graduate, because having two people burn out and graduate for the same reason would be devastating to their brand.

[Anonymous No.]

what, you're telling me that gura was walking around japan, singing and (probably) dancing, talking to her senpais with a big pregnant belly you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>47360604
>disease, any harmful deviation from the normal structural or functional state of an organism, generally associated with certain signs and symptoms and differing in nature from physical injury. A diseased organism commonly exhibits signs or symptoms indicative of its abnormal state.
Per the encyclopedia Britannica, whom I trust a lot more than the anonymous posts of some faggot on 4chins. However:
>Thus, the normal condition of an organism must be understood in order to recognize the hallmarks of disease. Nevertheless, a sharp demarcation between disease and health is not always apparent.
It might be that this is just the way she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364538
You think the kid will end up growing up to be a vtuber like their mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364633
The kid is probably a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47359646
In a sane company it would have gotten Mori fired but she makes them too much money so instead it's been 9 months and nothing has happened. Apparently they swept it under the rug pretty well if you're just now hearing about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364608
Oh yeah she probably wouldn’t travel if she was that far along, good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364683
What makes you think that? Also wouldn’t stop him but would make it harder for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362614
Nobody's claiming it was consensual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364769
It's okay he can join Nijisanji lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364689
>Mori bought the AirBnB with her own money
>Booked it privately
>Gave it to her sister privately
Assuming anything happened, Gura would have to herself press charges for Cover to even consider doing anything, and they'd be within their rights to go "it ain't our problem; settle it amongst yourselves".
Cover would not fire Mori just because Mori is retarded. They'd just advise her not to do stupid shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Holy shit batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364788
This makes the story even more retarded and impossible.
Yeah Mori leaves Gura alone at a party full of drugs and strange people, some friends of Mori's sister raped Gura and that's it. The next day they go off-collab as if nothing happened.
Even for a doujin script it sounds retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364555
>Sana
Sana is a shitter
but Gura is the biggest vtuber in the world
That's the biggest difference
You should use Ayame

[Anonymous No.]

>>47365149
They can't do anything because Miko was the rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
This is really horrible and logical, I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
The problem isn't with Gura, it's with everyone else being an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
Because everything she says nowadays contradict her own action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362614
known alcoholic trusted her scumbag colleague who she is friends with, and didnt expect her scumbag colleague's sister to throw a fucking drug-addled party. is then left alone from said scumbag colleague.
the rrat is what is probably more damaging, she got shat on got made art about the incident etc, because her fans couldnt trust her - righteously so in that situation. its been a descent in love of the hobby ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
This motherfucker just dropped Schizo Rrat of the Year, and it's only April.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47365193
>Ayame hasn't graduated
That was the comparison anon was trying to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
It doesn't matter because it's not on the fans to be concerned about something they will never know about because she refuses to elaborate. It's fucking ridiculous, but as long as she stays a complete mystery nigga about it, she'll have to hold that shit and deal with people calling her out. If she just said HI GUYS I HAVE CANCER uwu DEALING WITH CHEMO RIGHT NOW then yeah no one would bother her. But if she doesn't fucking COMMUNICATE then it doesn't matter, it's not the job of the audience to be understanding about something they will never know about. There's nothing to understand, there's just nothing and no streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47365579
Art about the incident?
I've never seen those, links?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364555
>I also see why Hololive is scared to let her graduate, because having two people burn out and graduate for the same reason would be devastating to their brand.
Gura, Ina, and Sana had the same pattern of radio silents breaks in 2022 but for financial reasons I agree that management would prefer to avoid a second graduation. They are running a business that relies on the illusion that holoEN is a big happy family so having another summer of demoralization would only burn out more of the fan base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
>The troll schizo theory that she is just Lazy
>he thinks we're just joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>47362955
The reason she danced with Rrat was to take the attention off her stiff movements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47369309
Are you sure about that? Sana came out and said that she broke her back or something and that didn't stop the viewers from whining.

[Anonymous No.]

Shes a literal ramdo who did meme videos in youtube and some amauter streams in twitch that endup being the most popular vtuber in the planet and filty rich
Doubt she has much problems, for all i know shes living the dream while being low effort.
You faggots are all drama addicted fellas because of low to none day to day affection and depression. Hope you guys are getting you shit up, Gura needs great healty shrimps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
I came into this thread to say it's fucking retarded but this is too elegant of a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
You should be drug out into the street and shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
It makes sense, if she was pregnant from a bf, it means she has been dating him for the longest time and most likely throughout her entire hololive career if she's willing to keep the baby.
this means she's been keeping her relationship completely secret throughout her time in Hololive while trying to do the CGDCT bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Brb killing myself. See you guys in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
You just had me do a spit take. Lmao this fucking website man. Good post, chumbud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353914
Ironmouse literally can't get out of bed and lives in a bubble and she streams more then gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Now this is rrat racing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47373878
>believing the mouse lie in 2023
everyone knows it was just a sobstory for clout and money dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>47355156
>getting fired for being sad your mom died
only in burgerland, chud

[Anonymous No.]

could she move like this if she was 7 months pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374844
assuming it's actually her

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
the timing with oshi no ko anime....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374844
I'm more concerned about flying to Japan and back. A dancing shork can be easily replaced with a skinwalker, her presence in Japan and during offcollabs not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47357430
Anyone who knew Gura's previous lives kinda expected this to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just get EN gen 3? The Myth is failing sans Kira. The council + hope can't make enough content alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
>Oh nyo your favorite e-celeb is faking her personality and actual hates her fans
>how could this happen!!
All im saying is if shes faking all the things shes doing up until now i think she deserves to graduate atleast as a last form of respect towards her fans.
>>47353673
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
Gura graduation let's goooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
> is clearly having a problem
what problem? please explain I'm a tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
she's pregnant
it's oshi no ko irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
This is total bullshit. But I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374844
Implying it was actually her and not just some guy working at hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374844
No, but she also can't move like that normally so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375196
>but she also can't move like that normally

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375250
>tik tok step = choreographed idol dancing

State of chumbies, just feel bad for you guys at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>47355156
Do you work at Disneyland

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
Its not rape if she's willing, anon. She took that load willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
she says her wifi sucks and her setup is cramped. my rrat is she's moving around because she has a serious stalker issue, and this also caused psychological damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363719
based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374377

Kill yourself you fucking faggot retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
Even better if it was by an animal like a dog or horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982

You should be strung from a rope until the life leaves your eyes, you soulless husk pretending to be human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
This is where you improve yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>last stream consistent was 4 months ago
>big pause for 2 months, there is only 1 video
>then another 1 month pause with 2 pathetic ones
>2 weeks later spend 3 days on minecraft
>finally 2 weeks does a game stream
There is no other way to put it, you oshi is about to quit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
This. This is also based. Women should be ashamed of every time they have sex that isn't inside a marriage for the purposes of procreation. If a girl had had sex once, and not with me, she is a WHORE. Even wives are whores, because they should be having children with ME and not getting filled with semen from other men that seeps out their pores and causes microchimerism. It's fucking disgusting that they have no respect for their perfect beautiful angelic bodies. Yeah just go jam any random stinking dick up in it, you go girl! Woo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364177
The person that impregnated goobs knew she was goobs cos mori told him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375526
That’s not scientifically possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375603
You want children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375674
My extensive research in related arts has proven otherwise countless times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375705
if you don't want children you're a faggot and not a real man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
Good post

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374844
Fuck I just watched that while imagining she was pregnant, and now I have the hugest boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
Basado

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374909
it's not an anime, it's a documentary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47364689
>she makes them too much money
That didn't stop them from firing the green menhera. Maybe it really just wasn't a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375414
no giirl takes a load willingly. No girl enjoys sex. Every fuck is transactional. I just hope Gura got a good deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47374909
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bro are you guys really serious about Gura maybe being pregnant or are you just messing around? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375923
yeah we're just messing around haha.... cos there's just no way lol. Another man's DNA inside her body rewriting her code doesn't bother me in the slightest! Hahahha! It's not like i was going to marry her or anything? Teehee. I was just larping the whole time lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47363982
Mf would really rather have her Oshi raped and traumatized than find out she has a romantic and sex life IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375854
Green menhera did the giga bf yab NDA fuckup though, very different situation to faggot lazy shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375923
Pregnancy would be less worrying to be honest.
I don't want her to graduate due to depression, burnout or whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353524
How did this thread go from a serious question about what's going on with Gura to
"Yep, she's definitely pregnant"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47376126
Did you honestly expect anything else from a gura catalog thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47375923
Her being pregnant would explain the issues with her streaming

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>>47353524
Cover is bending her over like their top Vtuber.

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If she is indeed pregnant, I'm more worried about the kid than anything else.

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>>47353673
REAL

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>>47375381
What is this thing?

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>>47376054
Well it's not cucking anymore is it, so it's alright then. She'd at least still be wife material, and still be an idol. Romantic relationship and she is no longer wife material, no longer an idol, no longer my oshi.

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>>47375854
Hm, if Mori had been fired, it would have been very shortly after Rushia was. Perhaps Cover just didn't want to do two firings like that in quick succession so they overlooked Mori's crimes.

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>>47376218
Yeah worried about how many flights of stairs i would need to kick it down. I'm like a Lion that kills competitor cubs.

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>>47376388
they should fire her for being an ugly frumpy blob.

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this real?
https://poal.me/3mmmzj
https://poal.me/3mmmzj
https://poal.me/3mmmzj

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>>47376439
It's a shame too because when isn't fat as fuck she looks not that bad

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>>47376478
up until she got tattoos. 1 single tattoo and you're a fucking whore who has no respect for your own body, the perfect beautiful form you were gifted with, ruined forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about preggo gura has given me a bigger boner than I'd like to admit.

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>>47373878
based mousey, continue to mog a majority of holoen

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>>47376547
True, the only acceptable tattoos are for grunts and sailors, neither of which are jobs for females

[Anonymous No.]

>>47376126
Because the incel virgin retards here cannot fathom anything but sex happening to their oshi unless they stream 24/7

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>>47376826
men can have tattoos because men are ugly, so it doesn't matter if they shit up their bodies. But imagine winning the sex coin toss and landing on female and being born with intrinsic value, then fucking devaluing yourself with some meaningless permanent gay looking fucking shit ink. Way to blow the lottery. Vtubers with tattoos can't be idols.

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>>47374955
She did say her doctor cleared her to go to Japan

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>>47376882
That literally happens though. Like I was watching this documentary on idols, and this Idol had sex with a man and then had twins then went back to pretending to be an idol regardless! It's a sick sick world out there.

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>>47375603
>This. This is also based. Women should be ashamed of every time they have sex that isn't inside a marriage for the purposes of procreation. If a girl had had sex once, she is a WHORE.
Yes, that’s correct
>Even wives are whores, because they should be having children with ME
Strawman, a regular wife is not a whore as long as she was a virgin before marriage. However if you betray your image as an idol and be a wife then you are a whore, yes
>and not getting filled with semen from other men that seeps out their pores and causes microchimerism.It's fucking disgusting that they have no respect for their perfect beautiful angelic bodies. Yeah just go jam any random stinking dick up in it, you go girl! Woo!
I wouldn’t describe their bodies as perfect, beautiful, or angelic knowing the state of modern western women. However all the same it’s disgusting that you disrespect your body so much you let random dudes coom in it.

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>>47353673
Holy Fjck

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>>47353673
This is too elegant to not be true.

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>>47353673

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>>47377139
I saw that documentary. It has a pretty freaking good MV.

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I just had to see how fucking schizo y'all were right now if what's breached retard containment is so out there.
Outstanding stuff really. The amounts of deterioration the human mind can have while still "functioning" is amazing.

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>>47353524
Remember Robin Williams?
That's the case which is happening to Gura right now.

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>>47377850
i was thinking the same thing a while ago
she's always so picky and choosy about what games to play, "i need to play something funny or else people won't think i'm funny oh nyo"
meanwhile she's still the #1 vtuber by a large margin
being a little bit self-conscious is good, it keeps you humble, but she takes it too far. just pick a game and play!

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>>47377850
imagine what will happen to the chuuba industry as a whole if gura pulls a robin williams

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Maybe she actually has a genuine health problem that she just doesn't want to talk about?
Not that this excuses her lies and ghosting though.
She could have said what she said yesterday months ago, maybe even a year ago.

Instead we get "LE EPIC GRAND RETURN!" bait streams, membership milking, radio silence on twitter, and let's not forget the
>my PC exploded
>my capture card exploded
>my ISP exploded
>i'm """"busy"""" with projects (literally everyone else who has these streams anyway)
>my laptop hort. I'm a millionaire btw.
memes, which always seem to chain seamlessly into one another by pure coincidence.

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>>47353673
SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>anons could simply ask on Twitter or some shit that gura shows up to the job she's paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do with some moderate regularity, or at least give a heads up when she's gonna be off for a bit due to health instead of just ghosting.
>is instead posting about her being pregnant with a rape baby.
I'm not sure what I expected. Not shocked, but not the expected rrat.

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>>47373878
Imagine believing that. Ever.

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>>47375583
I will enjoy drinking chumkek tears. Already had a go at some of her longstanding cucks on jewtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47377793
Cope harder.

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>>47378147
She has a genuine problem with her digestive tract, that much was first pieced together in chumkek threads and then confirmed by other Myth members circumstantially. But that hardly means no streams by itself. Maybe no extensive travel, but even that she did with Ame and others.

It's something else there.

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>Why isn't she streaming? This is so weird.
>I have no clue why she's not streaming but she is not lazy!
>I can't make any sense of it. It's so weird.
>She's not lazy!!11
>She's nottttt
>What could the reasons be?
We will never know Anon. It remains a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

you're only thinking of pregnancy because oshi no ko is setting the zeitgeist for the next few months of chuuba discussion
>captcha: GWRAJ

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>>47380721
It's a synchronicity, keep coping chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>47380721
"Gura is pregnant" was with us from her first absence. It's a tradition at this point.

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>>47353673
okay what the actual fuck

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>>47376882
A woman definitely posted this. Sort yourself out sister.

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>>47353673
>flying to Japan with mid-to-late term pregnancy
nice try rrat

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>>47381094
Doctor cleared her.

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>>47380887
I remember Gura pregnant memes from the very beginning before she'd even taken any breaks, based solely on her mentioning she was feeling nauseous or something. The fact that there are people who are so new here that they genuinely think it's a new thing is kind of depressing. There are people in this community now who never knew Gura when she actually streamed. There are people whose only experience with Gura has been as this flake who hardly streams.

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>>47381440
The only weird thing here is it happened so fast. Three years is not a big stretch of time.

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>>47363982
Fucking chumbuds, I swear

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>>47353683
spbp, really can't understand why people struggle so much with such a blatant and obvious truth.

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>>47363982
>a thousand times better if Gura were pregnant from a rape
(You) should become unalive from a rope.

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>>47353673

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>>47363982
I sure hope you're just shitposting, anon.

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>>47353524
>gura is happy atreaming
>omg sisters, why doesn't gura recognize she has a problem

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>>47363982

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>>47353673
Short and vague yet it leaves a hint of doubt in chumbuds mind. Exquisite rrat

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>>47353673
Chumbud sisters...
Our response?

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>>47363982
Based. I hope some anon save this.
KEK

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>>47364689
or nothing really did happen and you guys are in fact are reading to much into a statement.

Also the party at the Air BNB was way more the 9 months ago, you guys just fucking run with anything clearly.

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>>47388346
Where does the time go... Mori has been wreaking havoc unchecked for over 9 months.

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>>47388636
What do you mean by "wreaking havoc", she doing what she normally does.

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a couple of 15yo menhera in japan suicided off a building together, therr are webms on this site if you care to look
one of them was pregnant

the timing of this thread is impeccable

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>>47390048
People always say this but they don't say what vtubers they were.

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>>47390083
they werent vtubers afaik, they were sluts for a ln androgynous faggot streamer though, and it's rumored he's the father

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>>47381094
She's actually depressed from the abortion

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Gura’s mom is from Ukraine, most of her family didnt get out in time and they lost contact with them when Melitopol fell. Sadly Gura’s mom went menhera and Gura is mentally burdened trying to keep her mom from killing herself due to grief.
She doesnt want to talk about this at high risk of doxing herself, and more importantly, turning her chat to even more of a dumpster fire if she even brings this up. Outsiders would tell her to speak up for Ukraine to help donate to the cause or whatever, and knowing how emotional chumbuds get, she doesnt want to get constantly reminded in chat that 50% of her family is gone when well meaning chumbuds send her messages constantly bringing it up.
At the end of the day all she wants to be is an anime shark girl and not be involved with geopolitics, that is beyond her.

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>>47358116
We don’t watch mori retard, no one does anymore, now post the link

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>>47361185
Have you ever considered that the anime loli might be playing a character and you don’t actually know jack of shit about her real personality?

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>>47374844
Mel was most likely skinwalking for hachaama, how hard would it be for someone else to do the same.

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Why do people here want to mix Mori into everything like she is some kind of villain?

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>>47362955
Do chumkeks still think that cover is just training these neets to become professional dancers rather then just hiring people who already know how to dance

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>>47390762
I mean mori did send death treat to kiara nobody who is good will do that also she told ame to kill herself

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>>47389407
And what she normally does is wreak havoc.

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>>47353524
>>47353673
>>47353683
Gura's problems started when Amelia told her to go fuck herself in rust and she has been morbidly depressed and avoidant of amelia since then.

>>47362614
You remind me of a retard who came to a college house party I was at who thought some slut in a belly shirt was a 'good woman'.
>she doesn't like chewing noises being heard so she is a shy flower of the night
You will get cucked, unironically.

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>>47390756
Now why the fuck would Haachama let Project Melody take over her model? That theory makes no sense.

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>>47353524
Because is her job to be professional despite having personal problems? Have you ever worked a fucking day in your life? As far her personal life issues go you aren't entitled to inquire about her issues or are owed any fucking explanation especially when most of you are spastic retards who can't even deal with your own problems. I hate cumbuds but I hate retards like you even more.

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>>47363719
No that doesn't make you an unicorn that makes you a stalker

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>>47372715
And? I thought what she does outside of the gura character didn't mattered to you stalkers but now the goal post was moved again so suddenly she can't push cdgct because her rm has a boyfriend? Are you retarded? Are you aware most of these girls have boyfriends? You people are just fucking weird no wonder gura is bottling everything to herself.

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>>47377139
And? Who's stopping you from having sex? Fuck off get a hooker to take your virginity already. You're at a point of no return

[Anonymous No.]

Excellent schizo containment thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47393078
Feminism has taken control of society, it is literally impossible for an average man to get a virgin blond wife

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>>47393498
>wife
m8 the average man can't even get a girl to have a cup of coffee with him, much less a girlfriend, much less have sex, much less get married.

It's grim.

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>>47393498
Feminism isn't stopping you from getting laid you're just a weird faggot.

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>>47393596
Spoken like somebody who cannot leave the internet for a week.

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>>47393687
"weird" faggots like me used to get laid all the time. What changed?

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>>47357423
This is the most important post in the history of this board.

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>>47393765
Look around you. That is the average man now.

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Imagine if Gura put up member's frame just titled: THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING and actually told what was wrong with her. It would be a member's stream with bigger viewership than the rest of ENs regular streams. She should do it!

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>>47353673
Holy shit

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>>47374909
also with Gura's numbers she's GUARANTEED to have several mentally fucked stalkers who would physically kill her given the chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>47395057
They even doxxed her parents home and her full name and last name. Of course she scared shitless of them.

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>>47393687
He didn't say get laid he specifically said "virgin blonde wife" you dumb retard. He is literally railing against the culture of hooking up with random fat hispanic chicks and calling yourself a chad for doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Holy fuck

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>>47363982
this nigga is spitting truths you're all too immature to understand, fucking normies

[Anonymous No.]

>>47359753
This isn't true by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>47353673
Kino...

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>>47391587
Anon you do know the japan arc happened and they both talked about hanging out , shopping, and etc
Maybe if you watch some streams you would know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47396311
Cute anon, no one in the /vt/ catalog likes vtubers or engages with their content. This place might as well be a constantly transforming parallel universe

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>>47353673
Lol, get preged

[Anonymous No.]

Omg, are you all stupid or what?

Is the same as the indie days, she burn out easy.
She's only still here part time, for the money and contract obligations. (LOL this dumbass company always pushing the unreliable/no shit given girls)

She's isolated, EN got zero camaraderie unlike "we all live close" japan, the managment also suck ass to motivate her.
Gura failed the company and the company failed her.

This can't be salvaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47396430
We are part of the undesirable QPUs. No hope for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47399795
it's okay gura, you can talk about your health issues, people will understand. there is no need to deny the reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>47399795
copege

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>>47357988
>>47390662
Open wide faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQF46f6e9NY
At 8:00 she starts describing how she gave her bitch of a sister access to the place and how they were partiying extremely hard without asking or informing her.
At 12:30 she says that Gura may be up to shenanigans at the party which was still ongoing at the time she was streaming.

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>>47401488
That's it?

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>>47396096
>normies
go back
also kys you fucking psychopath
also also wtf are you talking about "truths"
he talks about his preferences for reality. He isn't making any factual claims.