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47574661 No.47574661 [Reply] [Original]

I can save her. I can fix her.

>> No.47574835

Better be quick, her womb is approaching expiration.

>> No.47576786

she doesn't need saving. Unless I lack critical information, she appears to be one of the most stable chuubas in Hololive.

>> No.47576853

>>47576786
her dusty womb needs saving

>> No.47576890

>>47576786
I can save her from her relationship insecurity

>> No.47576891

>fixing hag
She will fix you instead

>> No.47577739
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>> No.47578174

>>47574661
I can sex her.

>> No.47578246

>>47577739
Powerful image.

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>>47577739

>> No.47578737

>>47574661
I don’t get this ”I can fix him/her” mentality, if you don’t like who someone is then don’t approach them romantically in order to ”fix them”, when that just means changing who they are as a person to fit your idea of who they should be. At it’s base it’s just an narcissistic way of looking at other people.

>> No.47578871

>>47577739
Poor hawk…

>> No.47578880

>>47578737
>At it’s base it’s just an narcissistic way of looking at other people.
Also known as "how most people look at other people".

>> No.47579420

>>47578737
Oh but I do love her. She has relationship and commitment issues that I want to fix. I can fix those issues and be the man she needs.

Also give her children.

>> No.47581932
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>>47578737
Anon it's just a fancy way of saying I want to fuck Lui's brains out every night for the rest of our lives and give her many children that we happily raise together.

>> No.47582014

>>47576891
god i need a mommy-wife

>> No.47582116

>>47577739
Why does this image hurt me every single time it gets posted?

>> No.47582489
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>>47576786
>she doesn't need saving

>> No.47582765

>>47578737
It’s a joke, anon, you’re not meant to take it that seriously
At best it’s an ironic statement where the joke is actually on the person in question, like “haha this hag is old/mentally unstable but I still want to fuck her brains out”
In real life what you said makes complete sense and I agree with you, on this level though you’re missing the point entirely, as do most people on this website

>> No.47585963

>>47582489
LET ME IN KISHIDA

>> No.47585965

I too would like to imagine a world where hawk mommy is by my bedside when I wake up hahaha. where'd I put that rope in the garage? ;(

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>> No.47587545

>>47574661
We can make each other worse

>> No.47588052

>>47585965
Hawk Mommy would be sad if you did that

>> No.47588660

>>47577739
Can you imagine how many hags that still looking for a partner out there while their eggs are slowly drying over time?

>> No.47592869
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I will save her

>> No.47593850
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>>47581932
>Hogtied Chloe

>> No.47595443
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>>47574661

>> No.47595519

>>47595443
It always astounds me that she said all this
>on a public stream
>EN only stream
>one of her first few fucking months

>> No.47599085

>>47582489
Everyone wants to feel needed, when you don’t you probably have depression

>> No.47601398

>>47582489
I will save her

>> No.47604236 [DELETED] 

>>47574661
Why

>> No.47604459

>>47576786
Her eggs...

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>>47578737

>> No.47604511

>>47592869
Delete this

>> No.47604560

>>47604459
Can you believe over 90% of her eggs are gone already?

>> No.47604607

>>47604560
Yeah, they are in my fridge

>> No.47604735

>>47578737
It's a joke, anon. Nobody who posts about fixing someone actually means that they think they can, they just mean that they're pining for someone that has obvious problems.

>> No.47604760

>>47574661
she's part of the golden shill gen. she doesn't need to be saved.

>> No.47604782

If you legitimately think you can fix her, are you trying to make that happen? A lot of these vtubers are extremely single.

>> No.47604914

>>47604782
>A lot of these vtubers are extremely single.
What's extreme singleness like versus regular single?

>> No.47604988

>>47604914
The extremity implies that they'd prefer to not be single.

>> No.47605104
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>>47604988
Well, here's the problem:
Lui and I are both teetering somewhere around our 30's. However, she is Japanese, and in Japan, and hasn't learned fluent English. I will not learn Japanese. That's why I can't save her.

>> No.47605604

>>47605104
Well, that sucks. You can at least meet another nice woman in her 30s that doesn't have wings on her head. They aren't exactly in short supply despite what doomers on this website would have you believe.

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>>47588660
There are only going to be more as time passes so brace yourself for the hagocalypse

>> No.47608160

>>47605104
Don't worry anons. I am 30, can speak elementary jp, have a career that can work literally anywhere in the world you can land a plane at, and an willing to make a mother out of her. For (you) in (you)r honor and memory. (You) will make, it through me. We'll have at least 4 kids if not 7.

>> No.47608518

>>47608160
Better get off your ass anon, I'm in the same boat but with even worse japanese but working on that. Make her happy or I will. Though I'm not sure if I'm going to get professionally fucked by AI at the rate it's progressing.

>> No.47608932

>>47604782
>>47605604
I don't think I can fix anyone but that is not the main reason I think dating corpo chuubas is beyond me. It's because they are mostly inaccessible introverts that keep to themselves and do not go out much. If going on discord to chat them up and have them listen to could make it happen, it would still leave a bad taste in my mouth. Plus most are too menhera for actual marriage and the money and fame do not really help with the emotional and mental crises.
There are only 2 vtubers I would seriously consider dating, those being Petra Gurin and Marine, and of the 2 only Marine is a hag, she doesn't really know English, I do not know Japanese, and besides the language barrier there is the cultural barrier. We're both around the same age and I find her very endearing, but feelings are not something you can use to build your life around someone.

>> No.47609630

>>47608518
Unfortunately license conversion is a bitch. Have to be in country for several weeks to months just to have the paper work filed, and jp employers are hesitant to hire with the way the economy is right now. I just started my career so I'm still low hour but I assure you all, I'll make it and soon

>> No.47609821

>>47578737
Redditor.

>> No.47609913
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>>47578737
anon, you sound like a w*man

>> No.47610113

>>47593850
Anis, what the fuck are you doing here!?

>> No.47610439

>>47608932
At least you're honest with yourself. And you also sound much less insane than me!
I'm a vtuber that's hoping to make it into Holostars in the next couple of years. My celebrity crush on Marine aside, I actually really love being a vtuber and think I would do well over there. Even if that doesn't happen, I'm still moving to Japan once I get a job there.

>> No.47610648

>>47582489
Well yeah. It's not normal to be alone your entire life.

>> No.47613137

>>47610439
I'm not insane. At least not anymore than your regular Joe that has somewhat more mild delusions to help him get through life.

>> No.47618179

>>47577739
Hits harder the more you know the context

>> No.47619549

>>47618179
What is the context ?

>> No.47622087

>>47588660
Thanks feminism…

>> No.47622415

>>47609821
>>47609913
I just wanted to discuss it. And wouldn’t it be the opposite of ”soundling like a woman”, irl it’s mostly women who have the ”i can fix him/her” mentality.

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>>47610113
Chugging soda and burning time on the intranet.

>> No.47628602

>>47595443
>5x very kind
was she bullied or something?

>> No.47628702

>>47574661
If the manager that directly contributes to her cushy lifestyle of fleecing permavirgins and incels can't make her career appealing, it's not someone she despises getting attention and a shamefully large monthly revenue from that will.

>> No.47635165

old women dying single is normal in japan right

>> No.47636254

>>47627842
Bed breaking sex with anis
>while rapi watches and jealously goes as it solo

>> No.47639081

>>47635165
Haha...yeah...

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>>47595443

>> No.47648363

>>47574661
Do it

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