/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>4770615

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Hey chumbuds, let's all do our best over the next couple days. Gura is trying her hardest for us and would no doubt love to see happy shrimp when she finishes her work!

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Stay strong chumbuds.

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>>4806054
I wish I could gura, I wish I could...

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I want her to give me a handjob while she plays games

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>>4806176
You can! Don't let your loneliness overpower the love you have for Gura! Smile knowing she would want you to.

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Have you considered passing your gura-less time with some art reps? Even mouse drawing can be fun

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https://youtu.be/yjCM_X3xpRM im going to sing this song to gura in my dream tonight. david bowie would have been a chumbud

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>4806202
maybe I want to get her off while she plays games.

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>>4806403
Why does she only have 2 tallies on her leg in this picture. If I had the chance I would cum inside her until I died, not stop at 2 like some pussy

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>mfw

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Do any schizos have estimates on how much Gura weighs? I want to be able to curl her with one arm so I need a goal number to work towards.

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>>4806341
Yea I should, but first this stinky's gotta bathe.

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>>4806730
She struggled to carry her PC. She gets mistaken for a child even as an adult, so she's probably around 100lbs

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>>4806730
She literally said herself she weights around 30-40kg.

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>>4806786
Oh my god that is adorable. Got a timestamp or general idea of which stream?

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>>4806730
She is as tiny as you wish her to be

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>>4806786
Holy shit, I could literally cradle her like a baby, jesas she's cute

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>>4806786
Jesus Christ, I'd be like a giant to her.

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>>4806003
Must you always be horny /ggg/?

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>>4807240
Yes

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>>4806940
One of her earlier streams, this one I think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHuDd_myOUE

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>>4807240
This samegaki is too sexy, sorry not sorry.

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>>4807240
I haven't touched a woman outside of a platonic hug in like 8 years anon, cut me some slack

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>>4807296
What are these rookie numbers? Embarrassing.

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>>4807296
>it's been 11 years since a woman rested her head on my shoulder lovingly
Just put me out of my misery.

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>>4806003
I came here to uoh at the OP
UOHHHHHHHH !! !! SHARK EROTIC !!!!!! BELLY AND CHEST EROTIC !!!!!!
ok that's all

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>>4807277
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>>4806786
https://youtu.be/gHuDd_myOUE?t=12348
Timestamp

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>>4807367
Having another human being initiate an intimate act like that is the peak of human experience imo. I literally can't imagine what life would be like with a consistent dose of that feeling. It must be fucking incredible.

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>>4806786
>literally said herself
that's not what those words mean

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>>4807894
pedant

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>>4807921
the pause before she says it is because she's struggling to convert pounds into kg in her head btw

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>>4807921
What's the point of words if you're knowingly not using them correctly?

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She forgot to account for her fat/muscly gigantic tail with that weight. That thing must weigh at least 10 kg by itself.

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>>4807894
>30-something kg
I mean, unless you're gonna claim that she's lying or means somehow means something entirely different, I don't see how those words mean anything else.

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>>4807841
>It must be fucking incredible.
I wouldn't know, she dumped me because we "didn't have enough common interests anymore."

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>>4808068
And now you're in love with a shark girl. I think you won!

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>>4807976
floccinaucinihilipilification

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>>4808050
i do not believe for a moment that she did that math right, or that it was anything other than a disposable joke intended to be instantly forgotten.

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>>4808096
>I think you won!
Haha, yeah, I won the prize of being a soul crushingly alone 30 year old man whose only source of inspiration is a woman I've never met.

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>>4808340
HELL YEAH! Do those smile reps!

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>>4808050
>>4808207
Pretty sure she's just referring to the weight of the smol shark, not her "actual" weight. 30kg would be incredibly unlikely for an adult human of either sex.

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>>4808340
Well, he was the same, and his autistic fanfiction became one of literature's most important books of all time. If you do your reps you can turn that energy into something amazing.

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>>4808388
Gura is absolutely in the "incredibly unlikely" realm of human experience.

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>>4808388
no, the weight range she gave isn't practical for her shark character. it's just an arithmetic error and if you take it seriously even for lore you're retarded.

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>>4808486
agreed but also didn't know we had two fantasy sharkgirl experts in the thread

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>>4808544
Shark girls are serious business.

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gura is dum

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>>4808860
yeah. love dum stinky shark

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>>4808860
But she's OUR dumb.

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Does Gura sing from a prewritten list of songs or do retards just spam songs at her until she sings them?

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>>4808944
both

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>>4807841
Don't remind me. I can't even imagine it anymore.

But at least we have a cute shark now

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>>4808942
we're hers. she isn't ours.

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>>4808944
I always assume they just memorise every song they are allowed to kareoke and then set up to sing kareoke that song. but now I realise thats unrealistic because they always are able to click the kareoke song in one click. I dont know too be honest.
>ok what should I sing guys
>ok ill sing it *click* *sings*
literally too fast for it to be from any song.
though sometimes it takes them a while.
and also sometimes they do definitley have a set playlist because they say so.

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>>4809169
I mean they as in gura and others, not that gura is a "they", sorry im really tired.

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*inhales*
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>4809169
She normally prepares some songs and takes requests from chat. The reason that some of the streams are unarchived is so that they don't have to sing from a list of songs they have permissions for.

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>>4809169
there are tons of songs where you can literally hear her typing searches into youtube and stalling while she looks something up.

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>>4809252
I often feel like this when thinking about Gura.

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I haven't watched all of her singing streams yet - I tend to get backed up with other holos. Has she ever sang 'Mack the Knife'? I feel it'd be perfect for her, not the least because of the shark metaphor throughout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iooViITRp9M

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>>4809350
she hasn't, but it would be a good suggestion for her.

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>>4809092
>we

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>>4806786
IMAGINE

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>>4809376
yes, we

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>>4806786
>30-40kg
how did this overgrown baby ever work in a farm? what were her roles? what good can you ever do to the planet at this size other than sex?

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>>4808340
Well then brainstorm how do we find Gura gfs? Then again streamers aren't seen as the most mentally stable types. But then what does that say about viewers.

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>>4809571
It's too early into her break for the Gura gfposting to start.

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>>4808340
At least Gura shows us some love.

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Is there a reason even if the japanese hololivers sung Country Roads? Does West Virginia speak deeply to the Japanese soul?

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>>4809909
It's a good song and Holos love doing the same thing other Holos are doing.

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>>4809571
Here's a step by step guide:

1) Make sure you're not a complete autist and can sometimes say something funny or hold a conversation. This might require going outside.

2) Get as attractive as you possibly can. Getting in shape is a good start. Also consider plastic surgery and/or getting rich.

3) Flaunt your looks, wealth, humor, etc. on as many discords as possible. Yeah, yeah >we hate discord here, but that's where the majority of Gura types are. You might get also lucky at a coffee shop or grocery store if you're good at in person interaction.

4) Aggressively pursue any females that give you the light of day. At the end of the day it's a numbers game. Have no shame and don't fear rejection.

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>>4809958
>Flaunt your looks, wealth, humor, etc. on as many discords as possible
I know that this is actually one of the better ways but jesus christ are public discords cancer. Its like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

Better off playing multiplayer games that girls like, like FF14 is pretty popular with girls.

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>>4809945
It doesn't seem like the japanese version has "west virginia" in the lyrics though. I like the way Gura says "momma"

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Hey, did this ever get confirmed? Shouldn't she be going into labor anytime now?

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>>4809909
I forget which, exactly, but famously an early Ghibli film used a Japanese version of the song, so it's big over there for its own reasons. We just happened to be in a time when it's been revitalized over here too

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>>4810121
>breast expansion fetish
Timestamp please.

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>>4810012
>FF14 is pretty popular with girls.
Please don't make me go back to playing FFXIV. You're not wrong though.

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>>4810208
I'm considering starting it just for that. I play WoW primarily and its a sausage fest

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>>4809958
this sounds way worse than just staying at home alone

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>>4809958
Please don't embarrass /ggg/ like this

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>>4810321
/ggg/ embarrasses itself in new and unique ways every day regardless

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>>4809958
Gura doesn't like big discords though. The real truth is that finding someone like her is rare and you need some luck on your side to do so.

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>>4810121
No, anon. It's a meme that everything is a proof of pregnancy.

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>>4810401
I don't know about that, it's an older screenshot but there's been a lot more since then. It seems pretty compelling.

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>>4810444
I'm compelled to like Gura's tiny milkies regardless of how implausible they are

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>>4810444
You can Google any symptom + the word pregnancy and you'll find at least an article talking about it

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>>4810401
Anon, you are pregnant. Have some kitkats.

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>>4810444
>>4810579
See, all schizos are pregnant

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>>4810659
I'm eating for two now, better eat extra

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It's been 24 hours and /ggg/ is already a disaster area.

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>>4810873
Better state than what the rest of the board will with what just got announced.

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>>4810873
Let it be known to the world that Gura's cuteness wards off disaster and promotes good health.

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>>4809958
anon this is for a gura gf, not a normie bimbo.

>1) dont be autistic
depends on your definition of autistic but overall extremely wrong, you to just make your menhera appealing to the female mothering instinct. this is a good one, because you can get away with a lot with the right girl. dont overdo it if you have The One (true gura gf) because it is not a long term thing.
I had one gf from london I pretend to be poor, she buys me all kind of things, very nice! but btw, she was 6"1 giantess. so definitely not gura gf. anyway, I digress.
gura gf have a very strong mother instinct. remember it! your point number one is bad. BE MENHERA and appeal to the mother instinct!

>2) be attractive
well, I guess this is part of human nature you cant really change. even ugly incels do it, but its also subjective. some girls like dad bods, and being in shape is overrated - get an active hobby and it replaces the need to work out and is also productive. and if you dont have looks? well, just pretend you dont care about looks! but secretly, you have to improve your looks. sorry, just human nature. and yes height is important I am 6ft but if you are short it can still work you just have to be like cute or perhaps a free thinker musician, idk.
you may need to get some good buffs such as playing music, or whatever something that works for you.
for example, me, I do hobbies like streaming, erm... idk, I guess video games, and when coof wasnt there I did wildlife rescue. by the way, depending on the girl something like this can be THE factor - you can pretend to be a very caring person for animals, OR just a edgy guy who likes animals more than people, depending on the girl. be smart and use everything to your advantage! think and study the girl but not to a creepy extent. (or at least, hide the creepy extent!) probably a lot of other hobbies can work like this but for me I just really do like animals so it feels nice to save birbs.

3) oh this is a good one. this is the biggest factor imo.
DO NOT join random servers or communities. CREATE them, and not because you can groom retarded girls (thats fucked up!) - it gives a big buff to your appeal when you are the ones who makes things happen rather than wait for someone else to do it. and the leadership meme too (kek, leadership of a gaming discord. but it does work).

4) first part correct, second part stupid. you almost had it.
you WAIT for the girls to come to you. but not just stand there. you create the moment of the meet. never be obvious that you pursue! and be careful not to just be straight up manipulative. be semi clear that you want more than friendship, but not a thirsty kind of guy.

t. cumbud who is not attractive or rich but manage to get a lot of gf's even though I am a 100% hikki, some of my ex gf's used to be the ones to use the phone for me, because I claimed to have too much anxiety! (a lie, I was just lazy). I also dont have low standards I am ashamed to admit but I hate ugly/fat girls. (rude but truth). well hope it can help.

(oh fuck I spent too long writing this cringe shit but I didnt want to start watching a long video while my nuggets cooked).

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oFwm-ZF7Gg

Same feelings, transferred across language barriers.

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Here are some hard truths, chumbuds:

>You will never meet Gura
>You will probably not date a girl who is similar to Gura
>Your best chance of finding a lasting and meaningful relationship is going outside and talking to a lot of people

It's okay though. The happiness you feel from watching Gura can help you cope

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>>4811224
I'll take the smaller chance that I can form lasting and meaningful relationships online, thanks.

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>>4811103
>what just got announced
God help us.

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>>4810012
>multiplayer games
Crap I hate multiplayer games and MMOs. Explains why I'm still alone I guess. Though those stories about people meeting on WoW are always sweet.

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>>4811687
Shhh. That's outside. Inside we're safe.

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>>4810321
If you think there's a better way to get an epic gamer gf, I'd love to hear it!

>>4811185
>anon this is for a gura gf, not a normie bimbo.

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but other than the voice, Gura is really not much different than most other "online girls".

>>4810393
An important elaboration of the discord bit is that you're really there to build a wide social network. The overwhelming number of normies in relationships meet people through friends, friends of friends, etc. If you don't talk to anyone, you won't meet anyone, period. This is a way to do it from the comfort of your PC, because I'm assuming doing it IRL is outside the capabilities of nearly everyone here (myself included, no offense meant).

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>>4811224
>You will probably not date a girl who is similar to Gura
Sometimes what you think is unique really isn't. There's probably plenty of girls who are cute and play video games and by extension are meme monsters. I just don't know any and am probably in the wrong social spheres.

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I guess this is probably the reason why Gura said she was anxious during the member stream yesterday.

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oh this isnt good

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>>4812558
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>>4797132
I'm sad now.

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>>4812558
Oh now I'm sad. At least we were able to cheer her up for a little bit.

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>>4812558
Did Gura know as far back as when she made those comments that she would be staying? Or was the member karaoke day the day she found out?

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>>4812558
I hope she's doing okay.

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>>4812558
I doubt she takes 2-3 days off saying she has life stuff to do for this just this, but I'm sure this announcement didn't help her anxiety in any way.

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>>4813422
2-3 days of non-stop crying as she refuses to stream when she's in a bad mood.

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I hate this. look at any thread still up and there's a big line of shit in the middle with fun times on top and hell on the bottom. I hate this so much. I want to go back

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Man I hope her birthday goes well. People or worse Gura herself may get bummed out celebrating her birthday with this at the back of her mind

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The day Gura sings with Coco will never come now... This timeline sucks.

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>>4813287
Coco said that all the members know already and are trying to stream as positively as they can, so not to bother them about it. so yeah, she knew probably as far back as when Coco knew.

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In memoriam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho4L46w8224

It hurts so bad bros...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_D1UmNk1zw

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This is hitting me pretty fucking hard, and I'm not a huge coco fan. I feel like when Gura graduates I'm just gonna go comatose for days.

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I only visit this thread to save images to jack off to

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she's never gonna get to review awful memes with her now, is she?

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>>4814860
Here, friend.

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>>4814813
>This is hitting me pretty fucking hard, and I'm not a huge coco fan
I didn't watch her much either and I'm mad as fuck.
>>4815094
God I hope Gura's doing okay. What an awful fucking day this is.

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I'm just going to block everything out and think of Gura

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https://streamable.com/i6w77n

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>>4814813
Yeah, I don't follow Coco but she's an important part of Hololive. It's a sad day.

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>>4812558
Yeah, makes sense now why she went from saying "superchats tomorrow", to a private karaoke stream. I really hope this isn't making whatever she had to do this week more stressful and difficult.

Gura love. Coco love. Fuck China.

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I feel like shit, they never got to interact together on stream and now I'm afraid she's going to call her for her birthday and it will be depressing as fuck and Gura will feel guilty for not pushing for a collab when she could

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>>4814419
IT FUCKING HURTS

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>>4816353
Well, there is still a chance there's a Coco-Gura collab slated for this month

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Everyone saying they want to make the remaining time happy and the fanbases are all convinced it's going to be depressing. At least move your estimations up to bittersweet.

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>>4816274
it explains her strange reaction to the question she answered about doing a meme review with coco last night.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpBJCmYickc

she knew bros...she knew

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I feel like a piece of shit for bitching about my bad morning. This is just fucking terrible. Absolutely awful.

Stay strong shark. We'll be strong for you.

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>>4819694
Don't beat yourself up over that, geez.

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>Gura knew all along so she took some time off

Man, she's always one step ahead of everyone.

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>>4806786
Thats the avatar's weight, she's got to stay in character.

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>>4819925
yeah im rewatching the kareoke chat parts and its all clear now. she really made it feel extra loving to carry us through this.

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>>4820106
>this was the 'surprise' announcement

fucking hell

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I never cared much for the reddit dragon, but my oshi sure did.
I hope that they are both able to collab before she is gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho4L46w8224

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>>4811797
You say that but now i worry when she will quit, at least her Senzawa channel is still there but if she decides to quit vtubing...

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>>4820228
This isn't the surprise. That will be good and make us happy, this is shitty and makes us sad.

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>>4820246
I hope so, at least once, even if its something tiny like a 1 song karaoke. I'll take anything at all, please Gura..

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I hope Gura sings this for Coco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc

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>>4816766
I just hope the rest of holos go full ganbarimasu for her

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Getting news like this always makes my emotions turn off completely. I don't think I'll be able to do my smile reps for a while...

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>>4823370
You WILL contort your face into the shape of a smile even if you feel like utter shit. It is not negotiable.

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>>4823370
I am much the same. But I'll still try to smile, and so should you.
Gura would want us to smile despite the news.

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>>4822153
This hits different today

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What a day, I hope you all are doing okay.

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>>4820413
she most definetely wont quit nor get fired. She's effectively the fastest growing vtuber out there currently. She's literally number 1 in the west.

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>>4822153
first time I've heard this song
the intro kinda reminds of the dies irae that film makers like to use to signal death

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>>4825180
Shrimp have to stay strong for Gura.

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>>4806003
I want to have anal sex with Gawr Gura if you anons know what I mean.

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>>4807367
>>4807841
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>>4808954
3 years for me, since my gf died. I want to make a noose and end it all but Coco and Rushia helped, and especially Gura.

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>>4826664
If true, dude holy shit.
I hope you are doing OK.

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>>4826664
I'm sorry Anon. How are you holding up?

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>>4826822
>>4827104
Thanks chumbuds, pretty good compared to 2018. I still get the occasional dream/nightmare but I'm gonna make it. Losing Coco though, this shit sucks.

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Reminder that if you're relying on Holos for emotional support, for the love of god don't rely solely on one of them.

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>>4827388
too bad I cant control that, isnt it?

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>>4827388
can i rely on anons for emotional support?

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>>4827331
>Not even one colab with Gooruh.
There's still time, right?
Also that's nice to hear, stay strong.

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Please don't shit on Gura for not tweeting for Coco or anything...

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Stay strong Gura

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>>4827388
Sorry, fallen too deep for Gura

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>>4827769
We all know how Gura operates by now. The people talking about that aren't her fans.
>>4827671
Not really. There's always the chance you'll be ignored or mocked even in relatively friendly threads.

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>>4827331
I hope you make it Anon. I hope we all make it.
>>4827897
This. We're thinking about you shark.

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ffs she is a child, y'all sick

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>>4828281
You're in the wrong board, friend

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>>4814860

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I'm not a chumbud, but i always respect gura for mentioning her support of coco during her karaoke early on.
I only wish that coco was able to collab with all of EN, either individually or together.

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>>4828281
You must be new here.

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>>4827501
You can't choose your oshi, but you can choose to not exclusively watch her and spread yourself around a little bit. For her sake.

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>>4828281
>she is a child
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>4806054
Haha... sure thing Gura...

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>>4822153
Imagine DRAGON……..PAIN

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>>4827769
the saddest thing is that coco is a strong woman she can keep going, in another incarnation or in her roommate channel but similar to gura they are not in cover just for the money or fame, they like the people their genmate, senpai and kohuai, they like to do collabs and make other shine, yet they are bothh so big they will always be limited in her interactions, and although i think gura isn't as censored as coco i am worried, and i hope this is only a rrat, i am worried that cover wont learn from this and keep gura in her little box.

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>>4814860
0% chance you see these before they're gone, but crossposting.
https://litter.catbox.moe/w0omn0.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/lu6ysp.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/7xgd65.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/6ok6n7.jpeg

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>>4828281
ANON!

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>>4828823
I'm still here, thanks

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on gardening duties.... i guess

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Any bloodlusted Gura art? That Dead by Daylight stream did stuff to me

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>>4830048
goodnight chumbuddy.

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Imagine Gura announces her graduation in the future. I'd lose my mind.

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>>4830278
I'd probably shoot up Game Freak HQ

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>>4827769
If anyone does is either a zhang or an anti spreading rrats.

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>>4806003
So does Guras tail close off access to her butthole?
Asking for...reasons.

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>>4830278
honestly i kind of wish she'd leave at the end of her contract. if i were allowed one word to describe cover's management of her, it would be "neglect". if i were allowed two, the other would be "sabotage".

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>>4830278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0FfHDAFhsU

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>>4830048
nighty night, bud

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>>4830278
I don't wanna think about it

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>>4830399
>>4830468
>>4830516
>>4830517
>>4830583
I love all of you so much. Thanks.
>tfw David irl

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>>4830644
>David irl
Oh, that explains why you're so annoying about it. I understand now. Thanks for sharing David.

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This board is going to be unusable for weeks.

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>>4831257
All the worst posters will move to split threads after everyone else calms down and it'll mostly be fine. Mostly.

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does anyone by chance, have the clip of AdmiralBahroo asking his chat to raid Gura's stream for him?

I have the tweet, but want the vid

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>>4830811
Y-yeah, he's the one that's annoying about it. Haha...

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>>4831410
Im just here waiting for the Goorah birthday! I really want to see the merch.

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I'm pleased to see that Sameketto was successful enough for it to be another event about Gura, I hope we get some nice Doujinshi.

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>>4831438
plz halp, i need this clip

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>>4831947
In the previous /ggg/ threads.

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Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

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>>4830278
This might sound weird, but I don't think you should dread it. When it happens she'll call for us and we'll answer, just like Coco's own will follow her wherever she chooses to go. That connection doesn't just disappear.

I think a lot of chuubas are thinking long and hard about their future right now. Their job security's looking worse these days. They know better than anybody what's going on under the hood at COVER. I trust they'll do what's right for themselves, and Gura will too.

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>>4830278
"I'll commit suicide If Gura disappears"

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>>4832953
You're talking about the job security of people who have thousands and thousands of fans willing to give money to them no matter what.

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>>4832953
you say that, but theres always a chance she won't. thats what im scared of the most. no matter what gura does even honestly if she goes schizo and turns into a big time porn star I will follow her just as long as she doesnt leave forever.

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I just hope everyone becomes normal for gura's birthday and also gura doesn't feel guilty about celebrating it

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>>4833146
>if Gura goes schizo and turns into a big time porn star
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LEWD ASMR SPECIALIST NOT-GURA!!!!!!!!!

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>>4833146
>porn star
I'll share a lot of things, but my wife is NOT one of them. Fuck that noise.

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>>4833249
if I have a gura gf by then, I'll be fine though. as long as like I said she does member streams and talks to us.

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>>4833146
I will always support Gura's soul

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>>4833124
People who run the risk of having their contracts dropped, being deplatformed, or being harassed by political interests. I can't imagine what they must be going through thinking about this. I would sleep but I have this awful mental image of Gura lying in bed awake at this hour sad that I can't shake.

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Ok im gonna say my honest thoughts and what ive heard. I hear gura is on a contract for 3 more months then she's out. Ive heard she didnt want all this fame and attention. Idk how the anti hate will be after dragons out, but if it latches on mori, who is already struggling, it could cause a collapse and destabilize holoEN and this could delay or even outright cancel gen 2. Just spittin hard thoughts

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>>4833312
I'll be honest, I have no idea how I'd react if someone were interested in me anymore. I feel like I've fallen so hard for Gura that I don't want anyone else, "Gura-like" girls wouldn't be the same either.

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Imagine being gura's neighbor

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>>4833890
This fucking bitch sings at weird horus and now she won't stop crying

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>>4833687
Yea and I heard you suck off old men in the bathroom for free. What of it?

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Bros I can't stop listening to her Believer it's helping me cope. I rewatched the karaoke and was shocked again at how good it was. After the Adele songs and this, I want her to do more "angry" soulful songs now.

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>>4833777
I dont feel anything when they do. I just think about gura. honestly. I literally unironically close my eyes and pretend like the girl is gura. because gura the idea is better than anybody.
I think its why I like gura the streamer and her streams, it puts me in an impossible place. it is a superpower what she can do. shes something I can never have, because she is perfect to a level where even its obviously fake, I know it, but I still love her. shes an idea. but the person behind her is a very powerful person dont get me wrong. its just that its a perfect storm. she is perfect.
I just need this kind of thing or I dont function.
im >>4811185 by the way. I think coco just resurfaced my abandonment issues and im so sad or whatever. but "gura gf" I was half joking, because its impossible to find what I look for. the real gura gf is just gura (who is too perfect to exist). the rest = shit women, who are just as trash as shit men including me. humans are all shit!
and nothing last forever.
anyway I will rewatch her kareoke stream again now.

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So that's why gura sang Judgement and 24-hour Cinderella last karaoke.
It will never be the same.

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>>4834320
>the real gura gf is just gura (who is too perfect to exist). the rest = shit women
Jesus Christ dude, have you wrung every last drop of romanticism out of your life?

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>>4833890
I would die of sleep deprivation because my brain would automatically pick up every noise she makes

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>>4834663
He's probably drunk or having a moment, anon. Give him some time, that's why I didn't respond.

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Gura is too perfect to exist because she hides her worst points as best she can to be a good streamer for us. Thank you Gura.

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>>4834000
kek

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>>4834600
That was 2 weeks ago anon. Though I wonder if the decision was made before or after then. The JPs already knew but I doubt HoloEN were told anything

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>>4834788
but even her flaws are cute... and she tries to make up for it

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>>4834744
I didn't ask to be a dickhead, I'm legitimately concerned. I've been cynical for a long time but holy fuck that's cynical even by my standards.
>>4834788
>she hides her worst points
We all have flaws, they're part of the package of a person. They don't always have to be hidden away. At least, I don't think they should be.

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yeah, Gura, stop muting your laughs, your snorts are CUTE

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>>4830278
Have you ever fell in love with someone besides Gura? I have. It's hard. Took me about a year and a half to fully get over my last (irl) gf. I cried. I'll cry when Gura graduates no doubt. But at least I know what to expect.

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Sometimes I wonder if I have real emotions.

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>>4835205
Gura please finish your life stuff fast so we can all grieve together

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>>4835205
I saw the corners of your lips rise up your face missy. You can't fool me.

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Gura is a white girl right

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>>4835416
She's latinx

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>>4834973
What are her worst points, anyway? We know she doesn't eat regularly, doesn't sleep regularly, (likely) has some form of ADD, is somewhat of a perfectionist (especially with singing), gets emotional just from singing certain songs, and used to eat sand. (There's other shit I probably missed). I think her "worst points" are being self-conscious and being lazy (the latter may just just be an unwillingness to push her boundaries due to the former)

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>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
OK

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>>4835205
dammit Gura go to bed

(i feel bad for her she probably hasn't hung out with real people besides her family in over a year)

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>>4835601
I don't care to have a conversation about negative things like that, especially not tonight. Also, Gura is not lazy. She works very hard for us.

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>>4835700
Same here and I'm not feeling sorry for myself.

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>>4835709
Gura is absolutely lazy and it's a little insulting when people claim she isn't, like they know her better than she knows herself.

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>>4832953
I'd be afraid of what might change. When Gura mentioned her fears regarding the new Animal Crossing coming true, she resonated with me. I just hope she stays close with us and feels comfortable talking about it.

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>>4828823
UUOOOHHHHHHH CUNNY

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>>4828281
ok

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>>4835433
Says who

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>>4835601
>used to eat sand
>ate dog food once
>used to lick rocks (probably bite them too)
she is the cutest retard <3

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>>4835817
>Gura is absolutely lazy
You say that, but you know what I think? She put on a great big smile for us during the karoake and sang us beautiful songs even though she was filled with anxiety. She probably did it knowing this thing with Coco was going down. Sure she finds it cathartic, but that doesn't make it take any less effort.

She works hard to be happy. She works so hard that it ripples through people in the way they live and treat others. People call her dumb shark or lazy or all kinds of things like that. They don't see the big picture.

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>>4836197
She calls herself lazy. You said some very sweet words, but I'm still going to trust her on that.

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>>4836197
>>4836288
She was lazy. She's improving a lot and is proud of that.

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>>4836288
Just because someone self-deprecates doesn't mean they should.

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>>4834880
Kiara mentioned she could do collab with Coco two days before that, so I think they should already know it.

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>>4835205
Gura...

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>>4808486
an anime shark could def weigh 39kg at 142cm (she's pretty flat after all)

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>>4835817
I don’t think it’s all laziness. I think she has severe anxiety about meeting expectations. So she’ll delay finishing her work as much as possible. Maybe I’m projecting and it’s really just laziness. I dunno.

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Alright sharky, I need to go to bed before it starts to interfere with my reps. I'm feeling sad and I'm worried about you. Sleep tight.

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>>4836007
Cutest drooling retard. I love the shark like you wouldn’t believe.

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>>4809565
she milked the cows because she didn't have to bend over

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>>4836793
Maybe, but she's also a lazy brat who wants to be spoiled let me spoil you please Gura

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>>4836288
That's just her being humble.

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>>4836828
Oyasame. Thank you, hope you dream of shark.

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>>4836793
this is what i meant originally, she's "lazy" due to being self-conscious/anxious (i'm familiar with that because that's literally me) but yeah like the other anon said it is kinda overstepping a boundary to make assumptions

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>>4836872
I believe you.
gem from her member karaoke the other day:
"2 divided by 4 is 2"

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>>4836197
I love her so much

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do you think gura will play dmc4?

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>>4836909
or punished

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I could not watch the unarchived stream. Can some fellow chumbud give me a quick rundown? Die she say anything important or announced anything?

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>>4837491
Just torrent or download it.

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>>4833687
She's already talked recently about plans for October/Halloween

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>>4837428
I don't see how those are mutually exclusive.
Spoil the brat when she's good, punish her when she's bad.

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>>4837491
*VERY IMPORTANT* She said the word "tummy" multiple times and it was very cute.

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>>4837491
SHE LOVES US and she said she wants to be a musky shark.

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>>4837491
bro come on now
https://youtu.be/HqEuTm1vQic

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>>4837603
>>4837617
this

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>>4837668
someone report that to Kiara

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>>4837265
Oh Yes I remember that. At first I think “she finally got some maths right” then I get confused by chat reactions. I think I unironically lost some IQ watching Gura. But I’m not gonna stop because I love her.

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>>4837491
Something about visualizing us piled on top of her.

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>>4837770
lol why Kiara (sorry i'm not up to date on the yabs)

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Gura's going to have a collab with Coco right? RIGHT? It needs to fucking happen.

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>>4836528
Jesas imagine hearing you can collab with Coco but "oh, she's also graduating lole"

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Welp if Gura doesn't tweet anything tomorrow, expect a lot of shitting on Gura across the board and this thread because people want an outlet. Brace yourselves, alternatively, distract yourselves.

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>>4839408
you're joking right?

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>>4839719
Absolutely serious my friend. Sentiment (Pushed by obvious dramaniggers) is moving towards that direction. So at the very least expect /ggg/ to get shit up. Just giving fellow chumbuds a heads up.

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>>4839719
No joke some already start to shit on ayame for not tweeting, Gura still got a pass for sleeping.

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>>4811601
>autistically sucks up all the sand
>chat going crazy
>viewers go up by 1k
>global thread screaming kino
kek good times

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I hope you are doing well Gura.

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>>4830048
Goodnight, friend...

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>>4811601
You spelt vacuuming wrong in your filename