/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>49283701

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Gurass

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I love my wife so much!!

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Sex with a fembud.

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Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

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Gura is my real girlfriend, she can talk to me about her feelings any time.

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I love her so much and I love loving her

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>8 days of no Gura streams
LETS GOOOOOO!

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>>49297230
wait sharks don't have bones

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if I sleep now it will be closer to when Gura streams

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQSmhjONdA
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>49298491
>Save file corrupted

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What da chumbies doin'?
Besides >missing Gura, I mean.
It's too slow of a night at work here.

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>>49299306
Yakuza 3 and Zelda

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>>49299306
I'm reading a web novel.

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>>49299306
Doing a +21 Vortex Pinnacle and hating my life

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>>49299306
sleeping, eating, working out, waiting for the days to pass

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>>49299306
Putting together my chameleon enclosure.

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>>49299306
I'm working on my next CYOA where I'm going to use Gura as a character in it.
https://imgur.com/gallery/UyDqUvT
This is the first one I made if anyone is curious.

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>>49299306
Well, aside from >missing Gura, I'm missing Gura. Also Zelda.

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>>49299853
Aim better next time.

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>>49299859

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>>49299306
About to play some games

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>>49297344
But she won't, because she is already MY real girlfriend, and real wife.

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>>49299306
working, and wondering why I still cling onto life

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>>49299821
I like those.

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Well, no stream today.. unless she puts up a rare super late frame.

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>>49300141
concert, purse and dakimagura are why I still cling on
not sure what ill do after that though
life feels pretty pointless these days

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>>49300265
She might want some late night cuddling from us before bed. Maybe she's having trouble sleeping and just wants to exchange "I love you"s with us to set her mind at ease so she can drift off to pleasant dreams.

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>>49300294
>life feels pretty pointless these days
same..
I feel like I'm going to regret buying all that merch, since it will just remind me of better times..

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>>49300371
I'd love to hear an "I love you" from her, after so many months..

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[Sad news] oke_yzw is banned

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>>49300541

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>>49299306
Playan' Dead Island, strangely enough.
I got Fubuki's Henry Stickman VOD on in the background. I forgot how much cute friend eigo there was in this.

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>>49300541

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>>49300141
>>49300294
>>49300458
Just stop being sad, maybe?

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Why won't Gura say anything? She's acting the exact same way as my last girlfriend after she cheated on me.

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>>49297230
looks like bea honestly. maybe it's the misfits reference

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Why won't Gura say anything? She's acting the exact same way as my neighbor after he got Alzheimer's.

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No one cares about your creepy fetish dawg

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>tfw gura most definately gave birth not that long ago thats why the past 6 months we've had an average of 1 stream every 2 weeks
>tfw she did get pounded by some rando in calli's family party at that airbnb int heir offcolab and she doesnt even know the father

that couldve been one of us chumbuds

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>>49301956
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>>49301693
how do I escape the darkness when my light is not around?

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Goob tomorrow! Did Wawa say what time? Do I have be up earlier that usual?

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>>49302304
don't be cringe

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>>49302387

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>>49302565
thanks m8

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>>49302387
You're not allowed to be excited for Gura anymore

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Just a reminder that of the dozens and dozens of hours I've spent watching Barbs and Cows stream DBD, he hasn't mentioned or brought up his girlfriend even once. Even when Cows and the others talk about their girlfriends, he is literally silent the entire time and not a single one of them ever ask him about his girlfriend (probably because they all know who it is). He is the only one in their friend group that does that. He isn't gay and he's a normalfag army guy with a bunch of friends. There is no way that he's in his 30s and doesn't have a girlfriend.
The only conclusion is that he doesn't talk about his girlfriend because it's Gura. They don't ask about her because it's Gura. And that would also completely explain how she met Cows and the rest of those guys in the first place, why she privated all her accounts, and why none of them speak about her anymore like they used to back before she joined Hololive.
And if you forgot, she only started playing games with them after she stopped playing games with her previous e-boyfriend, JaydeeVA.

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>>49303063
But Gura is a pure virgin idol

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Cuckposter is kinda adorable.

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>>49303169
That's a weird way to spell "unnerving"

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Just hold on a little longer, guys. We'll get Gura's birthday in June and Holosummer in August probably.
Odds are high that she'll debut the ASMR love nest to use with her bikini model to give us sex on the beach while drinking frozen margaritas.
I have no doubt in my mind that she's using this time to prepare equipment & assets to become our forever girl, and after months of intimate romance with our beloved sharkwife we'll acknowledge that it was well worth the wait.

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>surely they'll believe it after the third year of trying

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>>49303167
Cuckschizo poster aside, I used to think that too, but I'm not sure anymore. It really does feel like she's hiding something nowadays.

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Nothing's worse than these pricks LARPing as Chumbies and trying to subtly shitpost in what looks like supportive post

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I feel like Gura has Alzheimer's.

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>>49303308
christ you're terrible at this

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>>49303232
I really can't tell if you're an anti or not. Every passing day it seems like you are more and more.

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I think Gura just likes being mysterious

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>>49303416
>le samefagging
Kill yourself, schizo. If you think there isn't anything wrong with what's happening, then you are literally a retard.

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>>49303226
Well they're a little lost in their obsession yea, but what can you do?

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>>49303421
He used the word "probably", anon. Of course he is.
>>49303474
go back

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>>49303421
I like asmrlovenestbud

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wtf bros
i saw this new fangame being played on twitch
that idol showdown game has no gura whatsoever
do they hate gura or something? even mori and ame got in assists, and gura just got a background cameo

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>>49303525
I don't. He reminds me of religious nut jobs that keep telling themselves something good will happen so they don't have to deal with reality.

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>>49303169
I dunno if adorable is the right word, but it's a mix of amusing and tiring that the cuckposting itself is kinda missing the forest for the trees.

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Haven't had any Gura dreams the past week

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>>49303616
who gives a shit

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>>49303474
>bruh she probably takin' so many dicks but nah YOU'RE the schizo

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>>49299306
Deep thoughts and lucidity

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>>49303616
There are 3 characters left in the roster anon

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>>49303686
Please show me where I said any of that, you shit-eating schizo faggot.

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I love my pure sharkwife idol. She makes the mentally unhinged seethe which is a neat bonus.

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>>49303712
did the devs say it would be gura?

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She doesn't even try to tell us why she's gone anymore. It just hurts.

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>>49303735
Tell me what you're implying with this fucktard
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>>49303635
I've been thinking about going back to church recently. Gura can't shoulder my problems, shes just a human/shark.

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>>49303774
Then it wouldn't be a surprise would it?

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>>49302565
Based chicken pushing gura to save the chumbuds from starving
Please take care of my daughterwife

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>>49303244
It's actual insanity. I'm just impressed.

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>>49303809
How does that translate to
>bruh she probably takin' so many dicks
in your tiny schizo brain?

All I'm saying is that she's changed. I don't know why. It could be because of health reasons, or stress, or depression, but even with all those excuses, it doesn't make sense that she's so distant now and doesn't seem to want to see us anymore.
If she found someone, then I'd expect her to act a lot like the way she's acting now. That's all. At the end of the day, I don't know what's going on and neither do you. So stop acting like you know everything about her when she clearly doesn't want to share even the most innocuous of details about her life.

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>>49303794
She said its work stuff, menhera. Its your fault for burying your head in the sand and ignoring the things she says.
>b-but I don't believe her!
Then what does it matter what she says?

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trying WAY too hard, cuckposter

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>>49304124
>She said its work stuff, menhera.
All of the other girls have work stuff, anon. But Gura is the only one who treats her fans this way.

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>>49303616
Mori is literally not an assist.

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>>49304156
You really are broken if you don't understand that that wasn't a cuckpost.
Saying you know less about Gura than you used to because of what she's become isn't cuckposting, but if that's where your mind instantly goes, then that's on you, not me.

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I'm bipolar type 1 and and Gura was good, if not often the only reprieve I had sometimes the past few years.
It's been rough for me the past 8 months.

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>>49304124
I mean it's Gura's fault for using "projects" as an excuse to stream less when these projects hardly come to fruition.

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holy christ
look at all these faithless cunts
disgusting

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D'oh jeez, you guys just can't help yourselves.

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I thought i was strange but there are people worse off than me mentally. How did you chumbies even survive before Gura?

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who are you trying to fool? i can pointing out your unique schtick in your posts.

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>it's ok to assume that she might be possibly in a relationship
These are the people LARPing as Chumbies

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As bad as things are and as bad as they may yet become, I take a small comfort in knowing I'm not desperately watching 'dozens and dozens of hours' of streams in hope of the final piece to a puzzle, only to drop in here with AHA I HAVE NOTHING, WHAT NOW CHUMKEKS

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>>49304412
I used to play lots of MMOs that allowed me to socialize and be a retard
without MMOs I don't really have anything but vtubers to socialize with.

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>Gura tomorrow and no one cares
I AM the last Chumbud, as I always have been. What pathetic weaklings.

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I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

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>>49304542
>to assume
Learn what words mean, retard.

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>>49304664

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>>49304580
I wish I liked mmos but I always get bored. I'm just not good at talking, even over the internet.

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>>49304671
I want to eat Gura's dick cheese

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>>49304664
Oh yeah, I can't wait to be ignored the entire stream while I'm forced to watch her have tons of fun with someone else. Sounds like a blast.
Kill yourself, cuck.

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>>49304775
I don't like collabs either but thats a little extreme chumbie

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>>49304717
they're a thing of the past kinda. only decent one is ffxiv I guess. I miss WoW though.

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I'm not giving that a (You). Pathetic.

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>>49304360
Doubters and weakbuds get the rope. You either treat Gura with religious devotion, or your life is forfeit.

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>>49304871
I'm not okay, but thanks for asking.

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>>49304860
I can't help it. Normally I'd be looking forward to it, but not as the return stream from yet another unannounced 7 day break where she completely ghosted us.
This shit sucks. It's not fun. It just hurts.

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>>49304860
>chumbie
how are you this stupid

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I still love her more than anything but I think this past year of barely any streams has finally got to me and my motivation to do things is shot. I barely watch other holos anymore, I barely read global, I barely post here anymore, my drive to do anything is gone. I just want to spend time with her again, I want to have fun with hololive again, I want things to feel close to how they used to be. Im just so fucking tired from it all

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>>49304936
That's not something Guts would ever say. Not in a million years.
You bring shame to the mantle, you worthless zealot.

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gura smells

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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>>49304871

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>>49305079
didn't ask

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>>49304860
I like collabs fine on their own but it's become a running gag where we're dying of thirst and have to subsist off them after time away, with no idea of when we'll see her next afterwards. Ideally there's a watchalong soon but unless it's right after the collab I don't expect anything for the weekend, that one guy reminded me it's mothers day soon, she'll probably wanna do something with mamashark. Also yes you are nuts if you think that was a chumbud.

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>>49303308
The only thing she is hiding is her cunny and I dont like it

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>>49305079
i asked
and i feel the same
i go to work
come home
and do nothing
i just want gura back..

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Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>49305079
I think she knows how you feel and is doing this so that her fans don't rely on her anymore. She doesn't want her fans to be in love with her anymore. She wants you to find your own happiness, as long as that happiness doesn't involve her.

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>>49305079
my productivity and time doing new or ‘healthy’ things has shot up since she started streaming less funnily. i dont spend all my days waiting on her anymore. if i see shark, i watch; otherwise i keep busy

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I want to tell her how shitty it makes me feel when she disappears and how it ruins my day
If I had a schizo episode I'd do it with a $500 superchat
but then I'd feel totally shit afterwards and that would make feel even worse

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>>49305061
>>49305144
I'm not the brightest person. Sometimes I even confuse AI art for real art if I'm not paying too much attention.

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>>49305079
Yeah. I still watch a couple others but I don't enjoy anything hololive related or even vtuber related when she's gone for so long, she's my oshi, not the company.

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>>49305261

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Serious question, if some tourist who had no knowledge of any of this were to scroll through this thread, would they tell you afterwards "oh yeah that was the Chumbud thread. Definitely."

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>>49305215
why did she release a fucking daki then
who is going to buy that except for people that love her

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>>49305215
I wonder why that sentiment is spreading around HoloEN so much. I don't mind doing my reps but I like escapism as much as the next guy.

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>>49305215
But Gura is all I have left.. The only thing that ever made me truly happy.. The only reason why I still cling to life.. every fucking time something good happens to me, it gets taken away..

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>>49305144
Kill yourself, you disgusting cuck.
I love her more than you ever will. If you aren't disappointed beyond measure at the daily prospect of no Gura, then you don't give a shit about her.

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Alright you're getting a little bit silly now, take a breather.

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>>49305366
Oh yeah? Tell me Gura's favorite brand of frozen vegan chicken tenders and the perfume that she uses. You have 5 minutes.

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>>49305332
>>49305340
Gura finally realized she made a mistake and now feels horrible that she's caused so many of her fans to fall in love with her because she knows she won't ever love them back.

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>>49305366
trying to hard loser
have a pity (You)

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>>49305366
>>49305483
improve your vocab bank, retard. you're too obvious

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>>49305329
The daki was enough to convince me our love was real. Its a reminder of that when I wake up in bed and she's right there next to me, dino gooba, and smol gooba.

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My love for my daughterwife has not faltered.
I apologize for posting something so horribly controversial, but I felt that I needed to say it.

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>>49305596
I've always wondered how many theater kids use /ggg/. They were the weirdest kids back in highschool.

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I think Gura!

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>>49305654
not gonna lie, that made me clench my fist a little...

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I'm so sick of this cycle.
It never ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtvzkRBuOc4

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>>49305842
Welcome to being alive, dork.

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>>49305537
You hear that? This ESL anon wants a collegiate level essay (MLA formatted) if you're going to shitpost about Gura. Any post with a vocabulary that falls short of his liking will be given a disapproving (You). So you better be careful if you think you can just walk in here and post with a normal level of writing proficiency.

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>>49305936
Chumbie why are you admitting to shitposting?

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>>49305842
Gura could break it if she wanted to.

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>so mad he didn't notice that he admitted to being a threadshitter

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>>49306018
>>49306052
Please learn to read.

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>seething

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>>49305602
The daki that you don't have because it isn't out, you mean? The one that hasn't shipped yet? At this point I actually want the aussie to show up, at least he's not larping.

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>>49305936
If people are going to write essay shitposts anyway, which they are, I think they should format them like scientific papers with an abstract at the beginning so you get the gist of the nonsense without having to read five pages on their methodology

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>>49306207
>>49306123
I miss Guramespammer

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Isn't it funny how you can remove 100% of the shitposting by pressing F

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why doesn't gura care about you anymore?

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catsharkkkkkkk

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>>49306322
Because she cares about someone else.

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>>49306322

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>>49306322
All me baby

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>>49306322
you forgot your wojak

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>>49306322
What determined when you used a line return?

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>>49306322
>no (You)
Well fuck you too

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If Gura hates me so much, then why won't she wrestle me?

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>>49306580
At Sacrifice?

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>>49306194
The fact that it got greenlit and is actually a thing that will eventually be in my possession does not change anything that I wrote.

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>>49306356
Kiara?

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>>49306984
no fuck you Gura hates you and you should hate her

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The child is shitposting again ToT

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So, how much you wanna bet she won't even tweet about the collab tomorrow?

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>>49306322
I wish I knew.. I wish I knew what I could do to make her care again.

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He even uses the same images over and over

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Why they so mad at the chumbies tho?

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>>49305332
>I don't mind doing my reps but I like escapism as much as the next guy.
Yeah, I feel the same way, as in I know it's not good for me but I manage to do the work to maintain a good life, stay in great physical shape, build skills in sports I enjoy, have a friend group I mesh well with etc and have done so without developing a smoking, drinking or hard drugs habit. This is the main vice I have, maybe the entire plan is to wean us all off of it forcefully but then it'll be back to the same old feeling of lacking something that even a false, temporary happiness is preferable to, since you know getting it the "real" way largely comes down to luck that you just might not have.

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>>49307500
Cause Chumbies have the audacity to still love their oshi

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>>49306984
I'll give you that. She could have very easily just done something different, but she fought for it until it happened.

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If she didn't care why would she fight for the daki? Why would she sacrifice sleep to spend time with us on valentines and got mad that she had to leave? It certainly wasn't for the meager amount she got from supas like shitposters will tell you. And yet she is so distant and hardly interacts with us anymore, which makes some feel like she doesn't care anymore.I don't understand, her actions are confusing me, but I will keep believing in her. I love her more than anything, nothing anyone says will change that.

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>>49307603
Oh nyo how terrible~

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>>49307946
This is Gawr "I spend at least fifteen minutes composing a tweet I'm comfortable with before posting" Gura we're talking about, anon.

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>>49307946
This sums up how I feel pretty well. I'm confused more than anything, really. Can never quite figure out and make sense of a lot of the things she says and does, but she'll always be someone special to me regardless.

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I wanna fuck Gura so bad... I just wanna fuck her. I don't love her at all just please let me fuck her.

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>>49307946
>>49308446
realistically, it seems like she wants the deeply in love fans rather than the casual hehe hooha funni shork girl fans

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It's like this whole thread collectively forgot that Social Anxiety Disorder exists

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>>49307598
Some nigger once told me "live your life, bro" and he's absolutely right. You just decide what you're into and what's worth it to you.
People are way too obsessed with calling this happiness fake or fleeting. Plenty of guys are miserable even with all of the "real" things that are supposed to make them happy.

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>>49308576
What is that? Is that something made up by the gays?

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>>49308576
Because often people will get mad, say that doesn’t exist and if you’ve experienced it then you’re just shy and retarded and should get over it

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>>49308576
People kinda need IQ in the double digits to comprehend that other people may have different stuff going on with them

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to goom. I just wanted to let all of you know ahead of time.

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>>49308856
Good luck, bro

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>>49308856
Based. I think I'll goom later as well.

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>>49308856
Based

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goufa

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This is so stupid. I didn't spend nearly 30 of years my life only to be be emotionally shaken by a stupid white american zoomer girl.

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>>49308990
This reminds me, did >we ever figure out a name for Primarch Gura's legion?

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>>49309056
welcome to the club

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>>49309080
Despin Saidon.

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catshaaaaaark

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>>49309056
Is that as bad as spending like the last eight hours in this thread reading shitposts?

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>>49307946
Yeah she kinda drives me nuts, but I guess mixed signals is part of the woman thing.
>>49309080
I'm kinda partial to the Uohltramarines but I don't think GW would like that very much.

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>>49308990
I feel like getting back into gunpla again

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>>49308576
>Social Anxiety Disorder
I have that. I work the night shift so I don't have to talk to anyone, I only go outside at night so nobody sees me. If strangers walk towards me my eyes are tearing up. Phone calls terrify me, If someone unknown calls me I wont pick up. Social interactions in general are extremely draining to me even if I like whoever I'm interacting with. I had to force myself to interact in chat at all, but I'm still doing it because I want to interact with Gura. I care about her enough to disregard my fears. She has been doing this for years now and she has shown that she can do it if she wants to, she even used to blogpost (like im doing now sry)to us more frequently in the past. Her communication steadily declined since last year, and is practically nonexistent now.

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I think I should cut my losses and just accept that Gura isn't ever going to be something I can love.
I should get a real girlfriend perhaps. What do I even do with the daki then? I guess I can resell it.

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>>49309257
>Is that as bad as spending like the last eight hours in this thread reading shitposts?
If only you knew how bad things really are.

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>>49308990
I liked 08th MS Team.

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Gura cured my yellow fever

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>>49309275
Did Gura tell you as soon as you missed one stream "FUCK YOU LYING CUNT LAZY FAGGOT NEVER WATCH ME AGAIN KILL YOURSELF"?

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>>49309430
too bad she cant cure your incel brain

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>>49309275
>people can't get illnesses and disorders with time
ogey

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>>49309593
huh?

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>>49309452
I would tell her what I'm up to and say a few words every other day to prevent that.

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>>49309430
same, sort of.
I like to look at cute white girls now that remind me of her slightly.
too bad I can't get gura out of my mind. hate it sometimes.

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>>49308856
I goomed 3 times today.

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>>49309452
>>49309862
Are we ignoring the part where it went on for ages before it got bad, and that even at its worst the actually bad stuff comes from greys and most of what she sees is positive anyways? Unless I'm about to start the complaining=anti thing again.

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Gura will regret her actions one day, she's just too ignorant to realize it yet.

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>>49309862
Anon, one of the things people with Social Anxiety Disorder have the hardest time with is the fear of being judged. Once judgement starts pouring in, the less and less she'll want to do things that can lead to more judgement, even if they're the smart things to do. You should know this.
>>49309953
>he doesn't know about trident behavior

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>>49310136
I'm well aware of trident behavior but it was and remains mostly infighting. Which I'm pretty sure she also doesn't like, but still.

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>>49310136
Gura definitely seems like the kind of person than can recieve a sea of positivety, but only focus on the little negative fish swimming in it.

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It just feels so fucking hopeless these days. Go through the motions of life and getting nothing out of it. What was the point of investing all this time, money and effort into Gura if this is all we get out of it?

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>>49310278
Maybe you should invest some time, money and effort into touching grass nerd.

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>>49310278
Gura got me to leave the neet life.

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>>49310278
How young are you? This is how life is for fuck's sake

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>>49310278
God that's a sexy pose. FEET

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The only thing that bums me out is the fact that so little of you can take this girl's own word when she says it.
Imagine trying to explain why things are the way they are without giving too much behind-the-scenes away or upsetting too many people, and then once you think you've composed something that you think is reasonable and post it, you still get a sizeable amount of people going "Stop lying. Just say you don't care anymore. Say you hate us, whore."
If I were Gura at that point, I'd be too defeated to even try doing that again.

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Sometimes I wonder, maybe I live gura too much. No chum bud can even come close to my love for her. Is this too much? Am I even real? Am I just a part of her imagination? Maybe I am her. Maybe I am not real. I love her though. That is real.

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When she's not around, I have no motivation to do anything. I should be improving myself, but I just want to sit around and sleep.

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>>49308520
her behavior kind of implies the opposite, though, honestly

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>>49311189
Believe in the you that gura believes you too be!

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>>49311189
start a 5 gallon shrimp tank chumbie

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>>49310843
What are you even talking about? Chumbuds have always just given her positive messages.

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>>49311189
I still force myself to do my reps, because I want to be strong, more attractive for her and be able to take care of her. Not that it will ever fucking happen haha.. (Kill me)

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Anyone else doing... quite alright?
I love this girl so goddamn much and I want to see her more than I want to see anyone.
But she's been such an overall positive influence on me that I just can't be truly upset with any of this, I don't feel like she's ruining my mind or anything by not being around.
I got things to do in the meantime, and when she's here I'll be there for her as well.

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>>49311312
megashrimp!

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>>49309913
Bet ya can't goom again.

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>>49311572
You aren't alone bud.
I'm keeping myself busy in the meantime.

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>>49311572
I'm not doing alright at all, but I do not begrudge you for not feeling the same.

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>>49311572
As long as I have other things to distract me

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A whole week of no streams
She really doesn't give a fuck about us anymore. Even the feisty buds got tired and left

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>>49311748
good

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>>49311748
They were weak.

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>>49311368
Yeah, for the longest time she was one of the most insulated of all the girls feedback wise. Anything on twitter or youtube that wasn't showering her with praise was immediately met with fierce opposition and would get buried almost immediately. It's probably only been in the past few months, or I guess several months now, that more longtime members have actually spoken up about how things are going and of course actual antis take advantage of that and ramp things up. And for the most part even the criticism she gets now is still mostly polite or at least not outright hostile.

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>>49311312
What a big beautiful specimen!

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>>49311572
I mean, not doing horrible, hanging in there and all but even with my own personal life achievements happening I still miss Gura.
more than I miss any of my ex-girlfriends at this point, honestly

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I LOVE GURA!!

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>>49311907
Maybe the early days of only positivity got us in this rut. Like one of the key moments being letting her drop schedules

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>>49311995
if that was the case, getting feisty in prechat that one time would have helped things, but they went back to normal in a few days

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>>49311995
wdym, chumbies told her to not drop schedules and she didn't, but then dropped them later anyway.

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>>49311368
>>49311907
I do remember seeing some posts that were passive aggressive the day she posted that member's post, but they're either buried or outright deleted by now. But even the odd, seething trident would probably be enough to fuck her up for a bit.

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>>49311907
An immediate example being the two posts above yours who are both replying to bait and mixing up feistyness with said actual antis. Still here, by the way, there's just nothing left to be said about things as they stand. Gotta pick your battles, I'll bug her about something else when need arises. Like part two of the Valentines stream, which everyone seems to have completely forgotten somehow.

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>>49312037
Did that happen? I don't remember it being a big meltdown like the comment bombs for the last session
>>49312087
Yeah but only some outdoor briefly said no in chat at the time. I don't remember a big meltdown like we've had for ghosting sessions recently

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>>49312208
Yep, there's really nothing to be done except wait and see what happens for now. And I certainly haven't forgotten about the Valentine's continuation. I'll try to bring it up when the opportunity arises.

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I will sacrifice my sanity for the greater good chumbies ~

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>>49312327
>>49312208
At least try to change up your typing style a bit, samefagchama...

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>everyone I disagree with is the same person

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>>49312208
>mixing up feistyness with said actual antis
if there's one thing I'll give antis credit for, it's conditioning people to be so defensive that this happens regularly. it's pretty much the one victory they've had, enough that dramaniggers hopped on the bus with them

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>>49312376
you're still sane?!

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>>49312407
well sometimes I type like this because of the typing style autists
being falsely accused of samefagging because I decided to type like I'm not tapping a phone screen always tickles me though thanks

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All I'm saying is that yes, it's important to bring up problems we have with what's happening lately, and there's nothing wrong with simply wanting to be more informed, but we also have to remember that she is one of, if not the most sensitive soul in EN. It's very possible that she just closes herself off whenever she reads something that she thinks is too hurtful.
Too many people, at least here or in Youtube comments, just immediately assume she's being malicious or exploitative. Fuck me, I need to get out of this place...

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>>49312733
I want to use her butt like a pillow

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>>49312968
Yeah, assuming malice is a stupid conclusion to jump to. Hanlon's razor and all that. And yeah, getting out of here is a good idea. I only came back here to check how things are going for a bit, maybe vent a little, then go back to focusing on other things.

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>>49312968
I know she's actually a very sweet girl and doesn't mean to hurt anyone.
Also, if the shitposting that goes on around here actually gets to you, you might be quite the little sweetie yourself desu.
Personally I'm numb to it, it always looks the same.

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>>49313372
It does get to me sometimes..

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You guys don't need to keep coming here to tell us how much you don't come here

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>>49313372
GROOMBUD NO

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>>49312968
I fall into the trap of imagining her reading all of this trash and it breaks my heart. I really hope she doesn't actually come to this place, despite it being cute to joke about.

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I always thought we'd get a fun packed 3-5 years with Gura and end it with a heart felt goodbye, not one and a half years then thrown into this hollow soft graduation.

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>5 digits randomized filename
>graduation-obsessed retard
roru rumao

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>>49313466
Huhaha

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>>49313594
If she does, there's only one thread she'd browse and it ain't this one.
>>49268082

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>>49312968
Not me, I know Gura loves me and is my real girlfriend.
She's very diplomatic when addressing us, which requires enormous love and self-control. Normally a streamer would just snap at us and put us in our place. But Gura doesn't because she is in love with the chumbies.

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I think Gura gets off on being mysterious and us being frustrated over it.
There is no other explanation.

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>>49313449
If you stick around long enough you'll likely see just how much of joke our shitposters are and ascend.
Or not. If that's happens you should take a break from here.

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Garrrarararraarrararaarrararaarrararaarrarararararararararararar

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movie may baby!

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>>49314220
I always wondered if the shitposters stick around because of my meltdowns.
I don't think they understand that my meltdowns are calculated, mildly humorous, and not influenced by posters.

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Alright, I'm outta here. Finally. Thank you for the kind posts, rationalbuds. I needed 'em. I'm excited to see her tomorrow.
Goodnight.

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>>49313996
One word made you this mad, wow.

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>>49314565
I want to jump down gura's hoodie

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>>49313705
>Enabling laziness leads to more laziness
Who would've thought

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>>49314997
It's not our job, but cover's.

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I am The Last Heterosexual Chumbud

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Gawr Gura is the girl your parents warned you about.

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>>49314997
Bro, I tried but I have no power over her. Did everything from encouragement in chat and YT comments, to suggestions and I guess bribery if you count SCs.

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>>49315230
I was hoping they were right!

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>>49313705
life sucks and then you die

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Remember to rub Dino Gura's tummy once a day to send her good health!

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>>49309056
I moved to miko, and I never regretted it. This saint will stream while sick. I feel so appreciated as a fan. I'll still watch the shark and stayed membered (at the 5 dollar tier) because her membership is actually worth and I enjoy her streams, but I don't have the passion left to buy her merch.

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>>49316564
i rub it every time i open my closet since i keep it in there

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I'm the king of /ggg/.

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>>49316640
HOLE

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Wait, nevermind, I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

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>>49316677
KING

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>>49316677
KING

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>>49316595
Good for you, but I don't care about anyone else but Gura.

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>>49316677

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>>49316677
Your Lordship!

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>>49316677
You're here king

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>>49316740
fair enough, then I guess you'll simply have to live with the pain.
I feel content as it is. I still pop in from time to time but her absence no longer shakes me. I think this is how she'd prefer it too anyways.

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oyasame

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>>49316933
sleep well gamer

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>>49301956
It was me, and I have proof. (He's a sweet boy but sorry for the bad photo quality, he ate my main camera about a week ago.)

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Chumbies I actually unironically love this sweet little dummy for real.
And quite frankly, I wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>49316933
Sharkdreams

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>>49317461
How about telling us something new

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>>49317461
Not as much as I do tho

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>>49313705
Truth be told, that was also my expectation. A lot of streamers seem to just keep going, but I figured there was a high chance Gura would ditch us for something else once she got enough money/experience, especially since she brought up other career paths a few times.
I was mentally preparing myself for it, but now I think I'd be pretty frustrated if I was waiting for her to get over health issues and such only for her to up and graduate.
I assume that's the source of a lot of chumbies' disconcertion. If at some point Gura stops being our idol love, it would suck if we barely got time to enjoy her while she was still around.

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>>49317540
Well a fly followed me up to my bedroom as I was taking up my food and now I am very angery that it's bother me while I'm trying to eat.
That's about the newest thing with me at the moment.
I can hear the little shit.

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>>49317706
sleep tight buddy

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>>49317745
Just clap your hands over it.

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>>49317461
wow... gsh

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>>49317706
Sharkdreams

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NYOOOOOOOM

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Stinky

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>>49318265
Stinky erotic brat

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>chelsea mention stream
>"where I go next... ah I didn't mean that! I know you guys think... er... "
Hint for her next channel?

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>>49318265
Gura should go all out on the succy succy.

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>>49308520
It's clearly the opposite if we're just going by her behavior, you utter moron.

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jwu give me 10 minutes to get on my pc and you'll get some juicy red pill info because today I'm feeling generous and it's just a teaser for next week, I hope the discord is ready to mass report.

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>>49318385
Hopefully for cybersexing us with pov footjobs.

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this time for sure

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cat maid!

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