/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - GET YOUR TICKETS STILL SOME LEFT Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

This is a fake stock market game meant for fun, not a real crypto.
https://nasfaq.biz/info

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Latest SEC Report: http://files.catbox.moe/p0r63x.pdf

Previous thread: >>4945746

NENECHI IS LIVE IN 104 MINUTES COME WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdio7hLzy3w

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized the money makes it look like I gave her a nipple hehe

[Anonymous No.]

Dear haaton schizos, I have a message for you.

Get bogged

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978244
>they bought?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a moment to point out the Lambo Club Cutoff passed Rank 100
That's an additional 40 fucking ranks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978374
Disgraceful, we must stop this madness, the lambo must remain to the top 20

[Anonymous No.]

Buy towa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978505
I say lambos for everyone, you guys get yachts or whatever get creative.

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[Anonymous No.]

Top 5 is the international cunny smuggling ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978774
cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978811
they really all have huge amounts of cunny, even mogu if we count bunnycunny

art imitates reality. again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978774
>>4978837
out of our comfy numberautism thread, go shitfling somewhere else.

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>>4976633

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978811
>>4978895
waiting for the day Shion starts to stream again so I can load up

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978955
8 months paid and only a 6 month badge, towafags really are cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978958
wouldn't it be way more wise to load up while she doesn't stream for a discount?

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>>4979018
Shion is just going to slowly go down and the only reason she doesn't is because she's being supported by yfp. Same applies to ayame.

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>>4979040
so what you're saying is rich people load up on a discount and you won't because rich people do it right now, basically passing up your chance to go in cheap until it's not cheap anymore.

even worse, Shion has a realistic chance of just graduating at this point...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979018
Yeah but the divvies are shit so if she's not coming back for a couple of weeks then you have dead money
>>4979040
I am actually not the one pushing up the Ayame price

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979087
The problem is that she's being artificially inflated and any day the game could decide to just tank the shit out of her. Even when she comes back there is no guarantee the stream will generate enough views to get it back up to when you bought.

I've seen some rrats about shion but I don't know the current situation. Please inform me otherwise I'll have no choice but to make a shitpost thread to bait people to inform me.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion and Ayame get the same views almost every single day. The only bad thing about them is when they finally do come back they'll get so fucked up their dividends will be even more worthless. Poor Aqua used to be about 25%, then she came back from her break and now she costs nearly 10k. I wish I'd kept my cheap ones in the past, I sell too many coins, all my MPPs are dogshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979282
The optimal play is too sell at the peak and rebuy lower though. MPP is just a pretty number on your profile

[Anonymous No.]

The new lambo is a private jet.

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>>4979174
I don't know much either but every single one of her breaks historically had some twitter doomerposting to go with it.
I think Kaichou likes the Kusogaki a lot and wanted to pull her into the spotlight once more which was kind of happening (Shion yo...) until she got sick for a while again.
Then coco happened and it really got bad. No tweets for over a week by now, last stream 2 weeks ago which gave everyone hope that she'd get better now, but I think the general doom looming in holo doesn't help her much at this point. Also it is said she is quite young, so she has no experience to draw from to guide her through this shitty time she's having, I suspect it should be about the same mindset as a jobless NEET closing in on bankruptcy still feeling he's too shit anyways and not even attempting to land a job or better himself.

[Anonymous No.]

1,100 coins? holy...

can't even blame anyone, I bought 50 and basically just click buy whenever I check in out of fear that my oshi is finally bound to become unsalvagable

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979590
guess that's it for my 10% market share this week.

[Anonymous No.]

who is this madman in the nenechi waiting room? He's just spitting rainbow supers with 6 accounts now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979648
At the very least she will pay out some damn good divvies next week and has a chance at becoming a stable divvy coin like Rushia and Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979747
Nene pro

[Anonymous No.]

Her divs are (were, and will be again) good and she got heavily discounted. I wonder if she'll even go up today after being bought up 40%, probably not.
>>4979747
I wonder if it's the zhang who makes the nene seals, I have no idea if he's from taiwan or not.

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>>4979829
if we actually have Taiwanese players in THIS VERY THREAD, please let me tell you I fucking kneel. In general. 台湾 is ultra based and good frens with Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979833
well NT$ is New Taiwan Dollars, you don't get those in West Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.]

he's on account no. 4 now (numbered as 三 because he counted down from 六, 6)
He's doing it. 6 fucking rainbows into Nenechi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979918
the madman. respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979889
I just went with tentative zhang since I wasn't sure but I've just checked and he's definitely from Taiwan, I never should have doubted a producer of such based content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978955
>Have membership, but not even on the oshi board
Disgraceful

[Anonymous No.]

12 fucking rainbows.
A red being ~$50 that's $600 in just reds, adding the rest of the rainbows he blew almost the equivalent of $1000 dollars in Nenechi over 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

So Haachama is next to graduate. Then I'd guess Shion and Choco. Aki, Aqua and the rest of the 4th gen are ?

[Anonymous No.]

BUY MARIRIN!
HOLD MARIRIN!
LOVE MARIRIN!

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I can't believe no one bought Gura for 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

framerate is great this time, thank you cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978244
wait what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

30k live viewers feels way too little, what is going on

[Anonymous No.]

I love her. She is everything I want in a woman. She has the same taste as me. She is hard working. She is loyal. She is always smiling.
She doesn't even know that I exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4980899
bro i'm feeling like Hirano Aya is relevant again and on stage

[Anonymous No.]

>>4980965
You know she's 33 years old now? Time really flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4981096
we're slowly turning into the old boomers still following their favorite 70s rock bands.
I WISH what we're watching right now had that long of a shelf life. Fuck globohomo taking it from us...

[Anonymous No.]

nene also has a triangle mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Nenepro's gonna rise hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>4981313
・△・signifies great people

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>>4981199
I know right, it really sucks. You can see Japan slowly being ripped away from its soul, day by day. Soon enough there will be nothing left for us to enjoy except for good memories. Nene leaving Hololive (or Hololive shutting down) isn't something I want to think about, but it is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4981369
I'm archiving everything dear to me. I'll forget about VTubers for one or two years and watch my entire anime backlog (already like 4 TB), then will indulge in going through the archives in such a chronological order that it feels like the streams actually happened.

[Anonymous No.]

nene hydration time

[Anonymous No.]

Important info, Nene is full of sweat right now. She just let us know that. BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.]

fellow nekkobros, thanks for digging me out of that hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>4981539
no problem, we got you

[Anonymous No.]

I see those dance lessons have been going well. She is the chosen one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4981684
goddamnit Staff-chama get it together you gotta contain the Nenechi somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>4981436
Incredibly based, that's some real dedication. I wish I had the willpower to watch 4TB of anime over a couple years. For the last year, I've been unable to watch more than 5-6 shows, I've just been rewatching the same old favourites over and over again. I have seen Gintama and Naruto 4 times over now, and I can't stop.
Unhealthy, but better than watching something like Yasuke or all the rest of this globohomo wave.

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>>4981819
Taiga tells me i'm at 967 shows, I'm set for life if no house fire happens, it's not a great amount of variety though, mostly comedy and SOL. If you liked Gintama, give Nichibros (Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou) a shot, Sugita features and the comedy feels similar.

[Anonymous No.]

god fucking damnit. I invested 3.5k onto this coin, only to drop to 2k for this adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

Nenechi is ultra-strong live, holy shit.
She hits the notes almost as well as Miosha did while standing on a stage, after dancing for 50 minutes straight, sweaty and the opposite of calm from all the tech trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_6oIGTrbg
just compare this to studio quality Miosha, you'll fucking kneel to Nenechi.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been delayed for so long now I can't even remember what it was supposed to be but if the Nenemachi collab doesn't end up being a concert I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4981894
Thank you very much, the show looks pretty damn good. I'll put it high on my watch list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982222
The planner is thinking of what songs to put Nene and Suisei together that will let Suisei not move at all

[Anonymous No.]

Hope your autoclickers are ready...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982468
It wasn't enough bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982503
210k views from her last stream, 3 days ago VS
190k views ALREADY, 19 SECONDS after the stream ended.
Grab your space suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982596
What about her subs gain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982596
Streams rarely get many more views than the initial amount

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982178
my dogshit internet fucked up when she was singing sparkle AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982696
2k so far.
>>4982707
Concerts sure as fuck do. She has another 12-16 hours worth of views before the API ticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982746
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982820
not to worry, i can rewatch from the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979833
>>4979747
That's Ookami-kun. He has basically donated enough to become a minor character in the Nenepro lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982837
revv up those reps so we can all go to TaoTao together

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982870
are Miofa the strongest fans?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't feel so good bros....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsmcgWw7Z8

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983078
oh god no
>wait, mikochi's oshi is Haachama
OH GOD PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983078
why does she keep doing this after nene concerts
she's hurting my portfolio

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983078
The happening

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She had a yab stream tomorrow, I'm not sure if the video had actually been scheduled yet or not though. If it had, it's gone.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/community

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>>4983078
is she also graduating? I hope to god she doesn't

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>>4983078
It's Haachama. Unless haatons explain this shit we can assume fucking everything and it will be wrong.
It's possible she's just abusing the PTSD this causes to draw people in then boldly T-Pose and say she'll never graduate and bite the head of a living bat off or something. C'mon haachama please be a cheeky cunt just this time, don't do this to us I don't even watch her but think about the repercussions OH GOD OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA STOP MANIPULATING THE MARKET

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the moment the haachama seal be broken, the haatons will breach containment and will sow chaos to the world, seas will turn blood, and the deathly wails shall be heard upon the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983078
If she's using this shit for clicks with her bland schizo arc then I'm gonna get pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983467
>Announcement stream
>BIG GAINS
>In exchange for something with BIG BOGS
Haachama???

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983496
might be a lose-lose situation for haatons then, if haachama baiting, fans will get pissed = might lead to actual graduation, if it a real serious announcement...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983592
her stream tonight wouldn't even matter anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983601
"fans" might get pissed, but haatons will lap it up, praising her genius.
Also let's be real, Coco would find it funny to abuse it like that since she's such a huge numberfag. It might even be planned.
God make that it is planned, please, I can't take another round of holodoomerposting

[Anonymous No.]

It has to be talking about the situation or taking a break, bait would be such a bad idea, even for schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983655
>inb4 haachama graduates and holocn returns

[Anonymous No.]

>>4979918
>he's on account no. 4
Oh, if you know there's a force bigger than him...

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe it's bait and a Coco collab, that would be pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983078
It's haachama, man. This is her normal it'll be nothing like always. Very likely more shizo shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983625
But it will tomorrow and I'm looking forward for the outcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983747
you give me power, haaton. thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

A certain gamer has a live next week :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983779
Quick, buy all the mio you can!

[Anonymous No.]

just scalped 20 dollars off haato
feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983735
And it is at the same time as Coco's stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983779
oh GREAT she'll get even more expensive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983759
>But it will tomorrow and I'm looking forward for the outcome
no it still won't. It's not registering on poi. Her comeback stream is literally bog bait

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/eye_mirror/status/1403624418077593602
Why yes, I am wondering if it's possible to get Fubuki glasses shipping internationally.
>>4983826
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983826
Either you're a time traveler or I don't fully get how poi works but I will still look forward to tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>4983953
>>4983961
retardchama.... >>4978244

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984014
Exactly as to why I'm looking forward as what I said from >>4983592

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984014
Being drowned out by delisted videos isn't the same as not being counted you paint eater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4978198
but... nene will flop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984227
temporarily, yes
her concert is going to be marinating in vod views for an entire day

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984227
yeah it was shit don't buy in.

[Anonymous No.]

kinda excited with the haachama announcement. really curious if this is bait or genuine notice. are we ready tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984277
>>4984269
Oh, it's about tomorrow's adjustment, I got it. You guys are kinda cryptic with those thumbnails, this thread will go into limit before it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984405
Then we should have Nene again tomorrow, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984405
I'm used to investing over the day and reaping benefits next morning, the time change is welcome but now it's I see stuff and have to wait almost 24 hours to pay out, shit happens a lot, it might just be haachama next...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984446
I don't think Nene will fall, if you want more buy more but you're not getting a dip.

[Anonymous No.]

INA
INA
IINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Oh right, Miko did a big stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool, a Suisei discount. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

F5

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>finally able to unload EN

[Anonymous No.]

rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984498
let me have this moment until we're back to normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984558
>bought 4 okayu at 6k
i'm poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984572
good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984558
I'm buying ze dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984572
Her priestess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984535
I did and apparently I'm only DOWN money despite almost everything I own going up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984558
Mogu is going to be very happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984618
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984618
>>4984593

[Anonymous No.]

I only saved 400k from divs, that might not have been enough for these tasty dips.

[Anonymous No.]

oh wow, that okayu dip, i want my oshi to dip like that too someday

[Anonymous No.]

the hard part is stopping at 235 for sales so the number looks pretty until she's down to normal prices again.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck am I supposed to upgrade her into 8^2 if this cutie never dips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984730
>he actually sells his oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984764
you aren't, I upgraded last time she was at $4,2k

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984796
My oshi is all about making money, she would be proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984796
>he doesn't optimise his portfolio to afford more oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984796
sell oshi to buy more oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984796
Im going to sell my oshi. She won't stream tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984764
>He doesn't buy his oshi at peak
This isn't about money, it's about sending a message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984764
Just press that sweet buy button

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984796
I'm just correcting numbers here, I bought without looking and now am at a not-35 number

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984628
I'm extremely happy, I've been waiting for this for 2 weeks
but also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Based Okayu dropping 50% then releasing a song + streaming at the same time so I can profit from the dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>nene flatlined on a 22k from previous 27k
we're going to the moon tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984860
holy fuck haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984860
>2m
ouch

[Anonymous No.]

yesterday/today

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984796
>his oshi isn't even profitable
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

42 to 35, top 20 soon

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit, I cracked top 30. will probably lose it soon, but I'll take it while I got it.

[Anonymous No.]

wait why the fuck did Nene plateau?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984860
according to
>>4984878
you'll be here for a while today, 1000 is the milestone right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985064
>He doesn't know
>He doesn't have enough information
>He lack the knowledge
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985064

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985064
overbought, better sell now

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn schizos at it again on chama board

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985064
22k daily views, lucky she didnt nosedive

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985137
S-sugoii

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985137
>the discord schizos rrat is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985137
TL Note
>japanese spells Haachama
genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985149
yeah but she had 90k yesterday and she nosedived

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985137
can we get a merc to fuck this up

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985137
what will happen to the discord haatons if haachama dipped out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985104
>>4985086
I was expecting her to crater

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985082
yep, luckily my finals are over so I do actually have time to play now. I might go way over 1k today, we'll see

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985217
news report on 5 distinct live suicide streams on whereever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985161
damn stupid haatons at it again worse fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985137
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

Risu said she was going to show us her massive futa cock if you gets 1.5k live viewers, please help us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985177
what? she only had 27k listed yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985229
I shall only buy every second cycle then to show support. If I want anyone to have this it's the OG Mr. Lambo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985250
She gained 300 viewers in the time it took me to type that, never mind.
>>4985257
I think he means that she had 250k on Wednesday and 70k on Thursday, that's why she crashed so hard "yesterday". We just bought her up so hard she couldn't dip again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985250
where's the futa cock? risu just came out?

[Anonymous No.]

yesterday/today
I need a cleanup, I got my stuff mixed up, woops

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985312
ah i see

[Anonymous No.]

These super volatile adjustments mean even lower view coins can adjust for worthwhile amounts, so my question is: How long until we get Holostars coins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4984936

[Anonymous No.]

Niji coin when, i want to buy a lot of lulu

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985398
do we have a reliable site for niji numbers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985436
Honk will make one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985398
why would you want to add more shitcoins in here
ayamy is enough

[Anonymous No.]

Aloe coin when....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985478
different site, he promise to make one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985346
Ina ina iiinaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985501
different site for niji? well that sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985250
SHE JUST SAY SHE WILL SHOW CUNNY FOR 2K

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985544
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985501
honk please confirm if what this guy's saying is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985568
And just like that, 2k. Never underestimate the power of horny Risuners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985568
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RISU CUNNY ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>get octoina
>she pumped
It actually works wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985620
Octoina holders WILL be rewarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985137
Unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.]

How do we stop the haaton schizos before they become too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985744
make our own discord servers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985161
I wonder.........

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985744
theyll deal with themselves when she announces graduation in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985744

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985744
The only language they understand is violence, inshallah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985689
I upgraded to hexadecIna and now I made close to a Million in a single adjustment it just works, would buy into a cult for again,

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985346
>>4985522
Also wow I just noticed I passed mogu for a moment... It was to be expected with okayu crashing and ina mooning but it feels so strange...
Honk, I think we need a Hall of Fame, where legends like mogu just gets manually immortalized and doesn't get forgotten by the shifting leaderboards

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985744
INFILTRATE OSHIBOARD!
and become the new shizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985848
Mogu will jump back to rank 1 next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985818
>>4985744
Do NOT let these posts fool you, Haatons and Watamates are in the same bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985871
DON'T BUY TOWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985871
we need to hold hachaama hostage so thses schizos can calm the fuck down

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985789
500 more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986018
Soon, need to farm that sweet divvie coin for 2 week

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986018
why not 588 more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986010
You're playing with your life even assuming you could hold Haachama of all peo-... of all THINGS hostage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986092
you might be a genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986081
I'll give you the spotlight as a congratulation, but you really need you to improve your divvie game! there's a rising ika menace

[Anonymous No.]

Mogu to 1000 Okayu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986228
see
>>4985229

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986100
she is a 19 year old man... a little bit of chlorofoam always helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986413
the discord is probably already analyzing your posting style across the board looking for hints on your profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985848
FinanCivial needs to be there first

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986413
I know your address, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>it'll just be some schizo shit don't buy
okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986413
have you received my email anon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986172
Doing my best right now

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning America, did everyone wake up late today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986720
A bit of a rough wake up because of divvies but still nice and refreshed!

[Anonymous No.]

INDEFINITE BREAK
HAATONS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986916
wait its real?

[Anonymous No.]

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.]

>無期限休止 = unspecified vacation
she had me in the first half with the "yeah I could've just tweeted"

[Anonymous No.]

SELL
SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.]

SELL THE CHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986916
bye bye piggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985346
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>sell when her announcement video is going to get a million views
are you guys retarded

[Anonymous No.]

DUMP EEEEEEEEEEEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986992
Or indefinite hiatus

[Anonymous No.]

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987080
>>4985104

[Anonymous No.]

she's pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987226
With our kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986916
add her to the pile with Ayame and Shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>4986916
Called it, not that it was a particularly risky call. I expected more than a shitty 3m video though. And she had a stream planned for tomorrow. I know she's a teenage girl but I wonder what's wrong with her beyond that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987156
translate it how you will she's outta here for until holo fixes it's shit it seems

thousands of people bought and cooked tarantula for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987163
i know about the deleted vods if that's what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

Haato is graduating, confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>people actually selling haato
she got 70k views today, this 3 minute video will do half a mil. you need to take her for one last ride, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987226
Holy fuck I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987226
Pregnant with tarantulas
Now THAT'S my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987440
And calculate the total views of other vids that got privated

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is trolling again...

[Anonymous No.]

Current Status:
Coco; Graduating
Haachama: Indefinite Hiatus
Shion: Legitimately suicidal

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987533
>Shion: Legitimately suicidal
Wait, she still have suicidal though after that long break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987604
doing nothing and moping around in bed doesn't make shit like this better, it makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987646
CUNNY yo...

[Anonymous No.]

You fucks bought Suisei back up too fast, I only managed to get 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987533
>Shion:
boucing on ojisan cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>4985436
>>4985398
>>4985544
Dev the third here. To clarify this issue a bit, we are currently able scrape statistics on our own so any desired channel can possibly be IPOed. However, there are two main issues:
1) Niji culture on the board is fundamentally different than holos. Our game might be seen as a form of numberfagging, which nijis are very vocal against. Our preliminary research point to a significant resistance to nijicoins.
2) Ichikara as a company (as opposed to the livers themselves) protects its IP a lot more aggressively than Cover. They might be after our ass, especially if schizos interpret our metrics as anything besides a game parameter.
As the current state of affairs, our focus is on providing new features (scheduled orders, shorts and auctions), fixing the economy(IPOs and inflation) and adding coins for mamas and honorary holos. After these updates we could get working on the nijis but the current consensus is that if nijis ever get added they would have their own market, maybe on a different tab, and would not compete directly with holos. This last part is debatable so we would also like to hear your opinion.
As always, thanks for your support and for the comfy threads we've been having.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4987762
Why wouldn't I buy the sexiest idol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
Add a Hall of Fame!
>>4985848
>>4986530

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
When's Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
The great reset

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
so tamakicoin confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
thanks devs, you guys are doing great work. i think niji coins are indeed better to be on a different market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
add the 2view that knows my name

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
add a potential meme/shitcoin like beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
HoloFightZ collab where I can bet on wrasslin' matches when.
I want to go all-in on Ina and watch the seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
If getting haha its Lulu is risky then I'm seconding this >>4988667 She's more than honorary holo, she's honorary /vt/
Maybe add some indies too like Desuwa or Ahoge for old time's sake

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get NASFAQ to load in K-Meleon on my Pentium II notepad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988728

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
if youre adding honorary holos, KoopaKoin should be top of the list.
in fact, put all the honoraries and indies in their own penny stocks tab

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
the sheer amount of retarded requests you'll get from a single post...
i feel sorry for our devchamas having to read all that shit
we used to have good suggestions

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988728
yubi.market you secondary plebbit fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988728
outright market manipulation right there
fuck INAWINSLOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
Officially add choco_alt and see what fun it'll bring

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989112
pochi 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989039
yubi.market doesn't work for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989153
More of Civia, a more popular Civia

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989198
lurk for a million years.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit, she says shes going on a little break and haatons immediately turn their backs and call her this? I didn't know haatons were so fickle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989288
just tell me
all i get are almost blank pages

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989504
dude salty he not on haato oshiboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989504
nani
this was taken after ctrl f5 just now

[Anonymous No.]

HAATONCORD MY KNEEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989506
check again when the stream actually is on

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989606
My oshi is streaming tomorrow, is yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989709
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

shit where did these come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989710
does your oshi tries to innovate

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989856
Ame? sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4982222
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1403718346906816516
Am I magician? (It might also be Mori which still has potential, Cloudy Sheep was shit though.)

[Anonymous No.]

See you anons in holofightz thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990278
holofights is too much for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990278
not me, wrestling is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990337
lol faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990278
nah Im sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990321
>>4990337
Understandable
>>4990575
Goodnight anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990337
>>4990321
She will watch wrestling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988266
Considering it immediately raises the question of what exactly is HoF worthy and how do we parametrize it. Manual input by the hands of the devs? A vote from the entire userbase? A vote from every member of the director's board? We'll reflect on it.
>>4988330
>>4988454
Soon ™
>>4988747
Indies are a lot less controversial to add. We'll eventually get to it. We just need to improve the way IPOs are currently handled (It is my personal mission to unfuck pochi).

[Anonymous No.]

Weekly Inflation Report time.
Current starting cash is estimated at $52,400, with a margin of error of about $1000 depending on when today you're reading this and how fast the market moves.
Last starting cash amount documented was $38,901, which was noted on 6/3 (9 days ago). This constitutes a ~74% increase in wealth, although there's a few factors mucking this up.
>We've had two dividend payouts since the last report because I'm retarded.
>KanaCoco Space Oddyssey caused a LOT of inflation since most people got 50~150% returns from it. While Gura and Holo diving also cut it down, the stigma against those coins may have lessened the impact they had on curbing inflation. Both Gura and Holo also recovered while KanaCoco remain bloated.
>Multiple other events, such as Aqua returning and RBC's outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumbass newfag investor here. Started with 45k on monday, feeling good about my returns so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990938
>>4991192
My exact starting amount was $44,957 on the 7th if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990938
jesus christ now imagine Coco's graduation stream and how much money would get print out after that. Im already speculating that it would garner half a million views at worst and 700k at peak

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991768
*live viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990938
>>4991283
I also just realized I gave the wrong number by reading my math wrong, despite the fact that I've been doing these sorts of calculations for decades.
Inflation between 6/3 and 6/12 is 34.7%
Inflation between 6/7 and 6/12 is 16.5%

This puts us above the previous par of 10~15% inflation per week, but this may be due to the KanaCoco Space Oddyssey. It's too soon to say if inflation is slowing down.

[Anonymous No.]

today has been my best day so far, bros
I love ina!

[Anonymous No.]

>mogu is already back on track to retake the number 5 position

[Anonymous No.]

jwu and I completely missed the Okayu dip bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990938
>starting is estimated
Why Estimate? Just make a new throwaway account and then delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

I started with $5123 to my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4993634
No you didn't, you started with 5589.43

[Anonymous No.]

>started with 50k

[Anonymous No.]

>>4993591
Because I have a sheet set up that makes it faster to do an estimate, and the formula is a known quantity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4993591
>>4994395
For those wondering the formula is just 10% of the sum of all the coin prices

[Anonymous No.]

Are we doing egoposts now? Look at my increase then, I nearly doubled my portfolio this week. Newfags, I believe you can do this in a few months if you put in the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4994585
>drop the market and buy back to constantly block new players into 1000 hell
HONK ONEGAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>4994637
>already losing steam this hard after cococoaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>4994637
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>4995731
Imagine going flat, you los- oh, oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I have technical question.
The adjustments are 9:00AM, but what is the last time the views/subs are taken into account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4996248
Technically, 9AM, but YT only updates channel views once a day, anywhere from 7pm-midnight. 7pm is a safe cut-off, between 8 and 10 is most common but sometimes it happens later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990938
Starting cash was 46,826 on 6/9 (day of graduation announcement) if it's any help

[Anonymous No.]

>>4994585
It's 10x the Average coin price, actually.
Unless those are the same thing somehow, which I'm pretty sure they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4996489
Oh I see, that's quite a gap.
So for example, the views from Aqua's new song weren't accounted on today's adjustment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4996582
No, the new adjustment time doesn't actually make a difference to what videos would be counted, it was just for the sake of player convenience. If a stream hasn't finished by 7PM I assume it won't be counted and this hasn't let me down so far as far as I can recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4996582
There's a guy that posts at 7p EST every day. You may have seen somebody rambling about "The 19th Hour": it's that.
Anything that happens after that post doesn't count until the next day, usually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4996651
>>4996689
Thank you a lot, just started and I have been constantly loosing money, could not understand why.

[Anonymous No.]

Got distracted as fuck by HoloFightZ kino.
Post requests for the new OP so I can speedrun it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4997002
ina ina iiinnaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>4997002
chammers

[Anonymous No.]

I actually have no idea what's going to be big tomorrow apart from Nene, I've just kinda been buying whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4988144
Add Tamaki coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4997605
But that's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998061
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>4994637
IM INCLINING UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998738
>>4998738
>>4998738
MIGRATE WHEN READY