/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Looming Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

This is a fake stock market game meant for fun, not a real crypto.
https://nasfaq.biz/info

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Latest SEC Report: http://files.catbox.moe/p0r63x.pdf

Previous thread >>4978198

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CocoIna art credit to this anon: >>4995307
Haachama art is this one.

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>>4998738
based I was watching HFZ sorry

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BIG FAT DIVIDENDS

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>>4998738
nenechi is gonna make me rich!

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>>4998856
I was, too. I managed to churn this out while Watamage was fucking over OP.
I got your back, Mikoposter.

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Small summary for today. Please buy rushia...

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>>4998973

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Don't buy Towa

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Finally, but every step I get closer to 20% market share the more I have to buy, I just want my shiny coins.

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WHO DO I BUY BUY BUY

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>>4999629
Follow your Oshi

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>>4999581
If you want to keep your marketshare you gotta make Suisei a shitcoin again

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>>4999818
She has duolingo tomorrow and a new stream this week, I'm doomed.

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>Want to buy Reine
>The coin is so cheap that in order to buy any significant amount I would have to keep pressing the buy button for the next 3 hours.
This is dumb, I get the 10min rule but it should be enforced by $$$ per 10min and not by single coin amount.

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>>4999085
Wish she'd sit on my face.

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>>4999085
great as always

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>>4999939
that's what I just did the whole time I was awake you pussy get to it

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Bros, the burgers are slacking.

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>>5002083
I'm financially ruined, Nene can't get views...

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>>5001641
Oh wow big boy, you got almost 3 callis in there.

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>>5002083
SELL SELL SELL

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>>4998738
what will happen to coco coin when she officially leaves? will it stay up for fun? or will it be taken down?

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>>5003024
It appears you are not in the circle of knowing people.

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>>5003190
I am talking about the system, not the bird.
It takes 3 hours to invest the same quantity on her her that would take 30min on other holos, only because the arbitrary 10min per coin rule.

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>>5003188
She will become a very stable and profitable Civia bank coin.

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>>5003387
being in this game since beginning of april, right now this is the best we have.
if we could buy more at once the economy would break like, immediately.

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>>5003642
Yeah I know, but maybe implement so the rate limit isn't per coin but by money? Right now it arbitrary makes it harder to invest in low value coins

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>>5003801
I do own two lambos but I think it would be kinda unfair to new players because richfags could just inflate any one indog coin in a whimmy.
Or do you mean the less money you have the less cooldown you get? Since richfags can easily just buy several coin per cycle. It would still lead to massive incline in bitching about it I fear.

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>>5003919
wouldn't it be the same as now?
For a low coin a poorfag can only buy 10 coins a rich fag could buy 100, a high coin it would be 1 and 10, the proportions are the same.

I am just thinking I want to invest 25% of my capital on Calli and 25% on Reine for example, it takes a lot more effort and it's a lot less efficient to get Reine.

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>>5004133
People would bitch that they would never be able to catch up to the rich because they aren't gated by cycles anymore. We have people asking for the rich to be handicapped for fucks sake Also if someone rich spotted an opportunity early for example Coco's announcement and they instantly bought x amount of coins it would gatekeep people who show up later by pushing the price way up.

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If it was cost gated I'd buy and sell 40 of every ID coin every time they streamed, I doubt I'd be the only one. Buy/sell orders maintaining the cooldown is the only sensible option.

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>>5004243
this desu, I mean they're fucking rich for a reason they do their research, having 10 mins cooldown is exactly the nerf poorfags need to have the slightest chance.

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>>5004243
>>5004294
>>5004312
Fine, I guess it's an necessary evil. It does make cheap coins irrelevant.

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
files.catbox.moe/b16mj8.pdf

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>>4988144
If my understanding of how adjustment works is correct in that it is solely based off of the previous' days post adjustment price, the new adjustment time is contributing to the inflation. With the old 1am ET adjustment time, streams would normally be announced after adjustment time or maybe slightly before it leaving no room for a coin to be pushed up. With the new time coins have an extra 8 hours to be pushed up. Take Coco for example, under the old system she would have only had two hours for her price to be pushed up before any further buys would have reduced next days adjustment. As well as with after divvies, we only had 5-6 cycles to push a coin up but now we have 9 hours to push a coin up.

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>>5004644
proof I didn't participate in this, I do not profit from tragedies.

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>>5004389
It does, unfortunately, but I can't come up with a better system. Shitcoins are as such because they don't perform well. even if I could buy 50 Iofi right now I'd only be getting 13% dividends, minimal inflation and almost zero chance of her somehow having a tear-out day and jumping 20%. Coins like Luna and Choco are more or less the same, no matter how much you can buy of them they've not a good use of your money. Ollie gives nearly 25% but she fucks off quite often and tanks as well.

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>>5004644
holy based, Kino post.

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>>5004644
I really need to add some roman characters to my name, it always takes me far too long to work out who the fuck I am.

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>>5004644

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>>5004711
you didn't participate because you didn't have the means to, be honest now

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>>5004644
I actually lost money kek

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>>5004928
shouldn't have sold then baka, the graduation live is the one to look out for.

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>>5004953
I think I misclicked and sold and bought back higher because I wanted to keep a certain number of coins

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>>5004953
If you don't believe she's going to crash to sub-10k next Friday then I have a bridge to sell you.

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Coco' will be the first 100k.

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I think this is me.
>æ\232\227é\227\207ã\201®ä¸-ã\201§ã\203\200ã\2033ã\202µã\203¼
coco 11693.48 34 22876.19 36 11182.71 2 195%
But I bought and sold 36 total, I didn't have any before, doesn't add up.

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>>5005038
if you think her last fucking stream ever is not topping her graduation announcement, you'll be one bridge richer, not me.

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>>5005182
Maybe you bought two before it started counting

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>>5004644
you really need to install a CJK font...

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>>5005233
I did buy 2 on the 9th and your timestamp implies you're an hour ahead of me so I just missed where you started counting from, that explains it. 198% sounds about right because including Kanata I made about 600k that day but I had a bunch of other stuff dip quite hard.
>>5005214
I have every expectation that her graduation stream will be the biggest ever, but next Friday she's going to fucking crater, then a bit more on Sunday. I'll start rebuying between the 21st and the 29th, depending on what views and price look like.
It's odd that the 12/6 14:00-14:05 graph caps at 20k because she definitely went to 32k and we sure didn't dump her 20k in 5 minutes, it took nearly 4 hours. All time graph only shows closing numbers but the 24 hour (which is actually 38 hours for some reason) should be more accurate.

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>>5005214
>>5005824
I doubt her last stream can beat a 1h normal stream and a 12min grad announcement. Add in the need to gain 40k subs and she will never reach those heights.

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>>5006316
I dunno, Haachama mentioned attending her graduation concert specifically, if it ends up being the crazy lovefest featuring half the roster that it has the potential to be I wouldn't underestimate it. 5m views and 50k subs probably not but if her coin goes back to sub-10k in the next 2 weeks like I'm certain it will it will still be a very good profit, just not another 100%.

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>>5004644
cmon now, we're supposed to be filthy businessmen here. Also funny how there's a guy named sneed in there kek

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ok look I know we're holo culture here.
but if we add a new coin here, as a 4chan OC community, it's unironically be Beatani. I just learned about her, holy fucking shit.

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lmao the oshiboard. #1 shareholder in subaru is "Fuji Heavy Industries Ltd."

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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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POV: you are about to get BOGGED

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>>5004644
I my yield is low because I only had time to start sellig at night, don't think it's because I'm benevolent

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>>5007576
This is the 4th time in 72 hours that somebody has suggested Beatani Coin.
Cut it out. There's not enough people in these threads for it to be 4 people "just learning" about her.

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>>5007576
check last thread for dev priorities, adding coins is literally last on the list. devs will ask the moment they are ready

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>>5010234
I literally just did. I drunk about a bottle of vodka after 8 beers and someone wanted to get into it now that 4cc has her on the team. Turns out she's not some fucking WHO but actually does somethign majorly different.
My suggestion was drunk, don't feel forced.

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holy shit mogu I kneel

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>>5010234
>he doesnt know
Im the other guy you're talking about by the way. I was suggesting it as a joke in the first place because someone asked for Lulucoins

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>>5010553
I was shilling for Tamaki before, right now I'm drunk ignore me BUT Beatani is seriously a hidden gem. Please watch her. She has a stable job so saviourfags fuck off.

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based

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>>5010763
based. Glad that you actually like her.

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>>5010935
wew.

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>>5010960
I'll be here forever, might as well watch japanese women get corrupted by groomers. So far it's fun and good, and she seems to take it very well. Do you know Daisuke Tashiro? The Jap dude who tried/tries (he's still going) to learn english with 4chan /a/ threads, he began his journey with gochiusa threads.

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>>5011073
yeah I've known about him for a while. My fucking sides got blown the fuck out when he said he likes negative xp

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>>5011123
his fucking room tour killed me. Wrote with him on twitter a bit, he's genuinely just another anon but japanese. dunno if he likes VTubers, we didn't contact in quite a while

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>>5011212
he did a test stream a couple of months ago while lurking on 4chan. I think it was somewhere in December since /vt/ was still absent in that particular stream. Chat sperged out when he visited /jp/ but he really didn't say anything about the hololive or the vtuber threads in general if I remember correctly so who knows

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>>5011575
I'm drunk. let me ask him.

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>>5011771
heh

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>>5010415
a lot of it wasn't actually me, you can see I went from ~48% market share to 34%
her new baseline price being 7k is a bit of a hard pill for me to swallow

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>>5012630
same here I want to own a lot of her because I really fucking love okayun for almost 2 years now, her chrono trigger streams were kino. but it's hard to buy in without risking tons of money.

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>>5012630
I will dump my 30 Okayus tomorrow, don't worry

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>>5012775
well honestly, earlier today was the best time to buy in
I'm hoping for a massive sell off after today but I know it's not happening for another week
if it's anything though, me and yfp essentially are the ones keeping her price extremely stable
>>5012907
you may want to start selling soon if you're playing for today adjustment, I doubt she's going to go far past the 2k she's already gained if at all

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>>5013076
well I hold my promise, only bought 5 with a cycle apart each. could've been much richer by now but really, I don't care about money anymore so whatever.

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>>5013076
It was pretty unlucky the dump happened the dadjuayment after dividends and everyone had a crazy amount of money to spend. If it dumps in 2-3 days and without an announcement I don't see it returning to 7k

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>>5013277
I still remember the promise I made to you in the drawthread
>>5013627
yep, it's pretty unfortunate
under normal circumstances, it probably wouldn't return to 7k, but okayu is a special case this week
based on the amount some top players have, I think it's apparent that it's going to be difficult to accumulate her this week for a reasonable price, but hey that's how the strategy works after you have 700k, meh

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>>5014145
if we actually get the hall of fame I'll spam OPs to get you in there you goddamn legend. of course I remember, don't you ever worry about holding any mikochi though, especially right now

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Dear Nene Pro
I am drunk out of my mind I think since I just threw the empty vodka bottle away.
For some reason I have 40 Nenechi.
I promised you to keep 35. I seem to have broken that promise and plan to sell down to 35 after next adjustment.
If you hate me for this please let me know how to redeem myself. I am very sorry, I do like money but I also want to keep my principles as good as I can. Weekends are hard because my drunken mind does trades for me. I am sorry to have disappointed you.
t.
2nd CEO of 35P

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>>5015917
You're always drunk K.K. Drinker

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>>5015963
only on weekends c'mon

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>>5015963
also this week was full of hits for my oshi
Coco was kinda planned so Migoti had time to prepare but she didn't really react to Haachama, her oshi, yet except to that one tweet wish was generic enough to have me worried as fuck. I know Migoti wants to be professional about it but man we're gonna hear something about it next chance she has to talk about it to us... I am very scared about this timeline.

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>>5015509
I actually don't think Miko is overpriced at all right now

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>>5016189
I know the feeling, I sympathize

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>>5016197
I think she is undervalued, really. She draws a similar audience to Senchou lately because she is oh so fucking consistent. I'm very surprised she's not in on Botan's minecraft summer festival though. something bugs her. It's a shitty time for her, that's for sure.

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>>5004644
Funny that I'm the only one below 20k avg sell in this image. My Australian ass is being punished for being Australian.

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>>5016275
I feel really bad for HoloEN right now. If they're really that convinced Coco opened the door for them thtere's gonna be something to it, and let's be real we're been gifted Ina and Ame for it so it wasn't as bad as I expected. Kiara can fucking die though she just tarnishes my country FUCK of course it's an austrian again god fucking damn it. and with a scat fetish to boot, UGH I want to die.

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So you bought Miko recently? NOW is a good time to sell her!

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>>5016543
so very true, she had that one Kaichou boost but $4,6k right now is just wrong. Sell her while you can if you bought, there is no big things for here in what we can see.

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>>5016543
Im sorry I cant sell her now....
I sold her this morning.

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>>5015917
Dear Mr. 2nd CEO of 35P,
I completely understand, don't worry about such a trivial thing. You promised me 35 when I asked for a few, you have gone above and beyond. I understood our agreement as holding a base of 35 which we do not go under, nothing seemed to imply that we could not go over so I see no problem with you doing this. I even did the same thing with Mikochi, sorry if I misunderstood our agreement. Your sentiment is appreciated as always, and I still have you in very high regard.
t.
NenePro Ltd.
P.S. I've had some very bad experiences from having too much alcohol. Don't drink too much, it's dangerous. I don't want to see you suddenly become inactive forever.

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>>5016832
if you have none, perfect. no bog for your any time soon!

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>>5011575
he's watching us now, the glorious faggot.

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>>5017315
holy fucking based

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>>5017214

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hi jp bro

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>>5017342

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Im selling my Nene

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>>5017214
I hereby swear on my half-naked oshi that I will NOT sell anymore than going down to exactly 35, no matter the potential profit. I will act like I have 5 to trade mainly because I saw you buying tons of miko which is fine because it was a GOOD INVESTMENT. No grudge here man, you held 35 for very long and will go back to that, I trust you!
We're clear my friend. 35 Nenechi will be fixed unless you tell me to buy more to help you, then I shall try my best to do that!

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>>5017403
the live was very good though, you WILL regret it. or we will buy more and laugh at you tomorrow at adjustment.

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>>5017547
I dont want to stay up all night selling Nene. I currently have 50

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>>5017214
just to make that one clear, I am German. I drink every weekend. My general lifespan will decrease to I guess around 50-60 but let's be frank, I don't want to get older than that. Still 20 years to suffer through, don't worry about it. Will get much less once the 'rona is done. I'll be fine, don't worry about it.

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>>5017718
only have 40 so all I'll sell is 5. After adjustment because HOLY SHIT the live was GREAT. Nenechi is the strongest Idol we have right now in Holo, even Suisei should kneel.

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>>5017730
Don't worry about it
TL Note: Do worry about it

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>>5017813
I at least know when to stop by now. It is sleepy time as of now, I'm getting a raise at work as well, it all works out fine. I am in a good position in life, do not worry about the 35P, better ask the Haatons if they're fine right now. We all know the Tatsunokos are on edge but really who could blame them, we're all saf about that one. Kaichou will be missed. o7

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>>5017457
Based and redpilled friend, I too will swear on my half-naked oshi that I will NOT sell anymore than going down to exactly 35 Miko, no matter the potential profit. I am completely fine with you buying higher than 35 Nene so that you may make some most bodacious trades, and I hope you are fine with me doing so with Miko. There is no need for you to keep a fixed amount, buy and sell all you want so long as you have 35 or more. The fixed bottom should be all that matters Good luck and Godspeed, I'm rooting for you.
>>5017730
You damn well better be fine.

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>>5017980
of course I am fine with that, you have to compete with the yacht club and I wish you all the best also you blowing the fuck out of the 35P crown is my secret pleasure..
I WILL keep 35, I WILL try to daytrade her as little as possible because man. I fucking love Nenechi.

same person btw, I'll be okay.

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You remind me, I really wish my oshi would do a drinking stream...

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>>5016275
what happened on that stream?

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>>5018319
Ina revealed her pregnancy

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>>5018379
how many months was she in? will she make a delivery stream?

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>>5004644
>I made 169%
heh, nice.

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WHO IS READY FOR NENE PRICE TO BE PERMANENTLY INFLATED AGAIN

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>>5018871
I don't think it will happen this time as there's 1000 shares waiting for to be sold

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>>5018871
I think the market updates have fixed that, thank goodness. Still waiting for competitive divvies though.

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Ready for kino and fat stacks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OgO3PDI3ko

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what the fuck is the 3rd captcha for towa...

how is it not maji tenshi?

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>>5020714
...

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>>5020714
tokugawa...

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>>5020714
I'll spoonfeed just this once. It's "whore" or "Towa is a whore"

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>>5020714
turbo squid...

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>>5020714
Anon...

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>>5020714

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fuck me Coco is at $22k and I am a newb. Do I dump my entire portfolio to invest in based drunk Mickey Mouse coin?

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>>5022544
Nene is the big coin today imo

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>>5022544
i doubt it is worth it when you have that little to invest right now. once the actual graduation stream comes for sure have a few but for now focus on trying to reach a few hundred k with the next coming divvies

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>>5022544
Buy 3, save it until her graduation stream, you will make a lot of money

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Haaton schizos...

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>>5022544
DO NOT BUY COCO, invest on cheaper coins to gain enough liquid for coco grad stream

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>>5022544
>>5023693
You would be a fool not to invest in this.

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>>5023821
Dumping Aki and squirrel. Sold my only RBC coin. Only one Korone left, will probably sell it tomorrow morning if it goes up. Going to hold Coco and Nene.

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>>5024084
Based, Nene is the choice of kings.

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Would someone spoonfeed me what I have to respond to "towa..."? Promise I'll invest on her as compensation

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>>5025373
archives

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>>5025373
there is your first mistake here anon. never buy towa.

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>>5025373
>investing in Towa
lurk a little longer.

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>>5025373
>buying towa

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>>5025373
I'll tell you the secret password into our exclusive club ONLY if you promise to never buy Towa.

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>>5025579
uughh fuuck it takes too long for my attention spam.. ogey

unless
>>5026288
I never wanted to buy it to begin with

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>>5025373
don't listen to them, buy towa.

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>>5025373
do your homework newfag. I figured it out in like 5 minutes with archives.

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53,403.86 $253.86 0.48%

Off to a good start with Coco and Nene lmao. I think most of that is coming from 30 minutes or so of holding 1 Coco...

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>>5025373
>>5026910
Devchama here, where do you even come from jesas. I swear I've added every option and even a meme option. Do literally like 5 minutes of archive diving, or better, lurk a thousand years and maybe you'll get it then.

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>>5025373
> I'll invest on her as compensation
Sorry, no can do

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>>5027343
>meme option
Is "whore" or "Towa is a whore" finally a right answer?!

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>>5027343
wait, there's more than one answer?! I kept trying my favorite answer for Abayo and it didn't work lmao.

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>>5027343-
Thank you devchama for placing a filter

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>>5027862

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>>5027856
No. Towa is not a whore! TMT! as much as I love the meme IDK if Cover would be as lenient if we had Towa is a whore as an integral part of the registration process.
>>5027862
Abayo has 6 variations on the one answer, Towa... has 15 answers.
>>5027960
No problem, I enjoy making the filter questions anyways. Earlier when our project was open source and someone was spoonfeeding the thread I played around with the answers for a while before we privated the project. I still have the super hard filter questions that I put in for a little while after we privated the project and I kinda want to throw them on the server at some point, just for laughs.

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>>5027343
Im like the seasons, I come and go from this fucking hole as I please, been doin it since the /jp/ days

And as you can clearly see you didn't make it retard inclusive, which is probably a good think, good job.
Tomorrow I'll check the archive, and I assure you, I'll make bad financial desitions

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>>5028190
People have compiled all the answers on several posts in the past, it should take you only a few minutes if you know where to search.

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>>5028143
Devchama is a whore. Understandable, wouldn't want to risk the game dying because of this one purple whore.
They wouldn't know it's an answer unless they try it by themselves. Sneak add it Devchama

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>>5028190
You probably already got the right answer but forgot something after the answer...

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how long until RBC bottoms out? Are those divvies per individual coin or total?

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I am afraid of Haatons

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>>5028487
Per coin

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ehh? I got the final answer to the towa question with just two retries. It was also the time when there were only one answers to each filter. Newfriends please

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>>5028623
I actually wish there were more questions, it's a fun minigame

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>>5028623
*one answer
pardon my ESL

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>>5028570
I need to re-evaluate some of my non-Coco/Nene investments...

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>>5028859
You are bit late for divvs

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>>5028956
I know, it's a damn shame. There's always next week anon. I'll day trade until then and make a stupid decision on Friday night!

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>>5029051
That's the spirit!

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>>5028452
you can... ohh... gimme a sec.

Yep, okay I am retarded, Im in everybody, have a nice day!

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>>5028664
>must answer questions before you're allowed to receive your divvies

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>>5029442
I am in.

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I probably won't wake up for adjustments but damn I bought okayu and nene anyway

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>>5029743
honk buy/sell orders when

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck do I balance buying more Nene with buying more Mel to eventually flip into more Nene.

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>>5030174
By buying Coco instead.

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Why are you still buying Nene, you maniacs.

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>>5030174
Just buy Mel exclusively when she's under $1850. Buy Nene at all other times. Simple as.

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>>5030254
I'll see where she settles after the next div cycle. I will buy at least 1 stock. Maybe another one to flip after the graduation adjustment. Right now my focus is becoming the "gatekeeper" of Nene's top 3 because I lack the funds to outbuy Trast and Nenepro is probably unshakeable.
>>5030325
I love my wife, simple as.
>>5030398
ight

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030325
I'm just riding the wave the hardcore husbands are building.
>>5030398
>10 gallon jug of Nenechi's bathwater
Husbands don't fuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030325
because we love her

[Anonymous No.]

>Coco Ame meme reviews flopped
Guys... My Cocos

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030595
>>Coco Ame meme reviews flopped
>Guys... My Cocos
lol wat? Coco is still going up. Close to 90k live viewers on that stream and already at like half a mil less than an hour later. Gonna ride this wild dragon all the way to the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029401
Great job anon. And never buy Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030434
I'd be glad to see you as a gatekeeper. We must expel the kafir from their third position, this is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030699
Edit: just saw that the 35p guy is second and not third. I was talking about him. Ther rankings are confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030699
It's time to sell

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030833
The Miko PFP IS third though. 1st gets a crown. 2nd gets the first place medal. It's stupid.
>>5030865
HOLD. TO THE MOON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030865
HODL

[Anonymous No.]

If Nene's pushing to 10k, I will kill myself in minecartblox

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031796
NO TENGO DINERO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031894
based

[Anonymous No.]

I'm exclusively investing in Towa and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032177
Stop it Anon your wallet cant handle that much Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

Were these always here or are these options just for the mobile site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032761
>mobile site
No such thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032177
Anon, look. We all know not to buy Towa, but I think there has been a huge misunderstanding. Towa is a representation of all our oshi. She is an angel, she is pure at heart, she is everything we want and love and sometimes even need in our own oshi.
When we say never buy Towa, what is meant is that our oshi is not something trivial that can just be bought. Buying an oshi is demeaning, it cheapens them, it reduces them to something that's only value is to be possessed. No one wants this for their oshi.
Look, you can invest in Towa, or hoard Towa, collect and even gather Towa. Love Towa, enjoy Towa, cherish Towa. Laugh and cry and smile with Towa.
You can do so so much with Towa, anon.

Just never buy Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032761
always there, super useful to see who is on the biggest discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032761
Since the adjustment update

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032949
That was beautiful. Now excuse me while i claim my spot on the Towa board of directors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032177
>shit divvies
>overinflated
>always flatlining
Don't say we didnt warn you

[Anonymous No.]

Any ETA for the next update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032761
>mobile site
kek
NEVER

[Anonymous No.]

i haven't seen the lameyposters for a while now
are they ogey

[Anonymous No.]

> Coco going down
> Nene sub $5k
FAQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>5034323
Devchama here, take it easy. Regarding scheduled transactions, it'll take a while but I'm free-ish this weekend and the next so I'm making the most of it. Can't give any promises as to release date though because my work is only a fraction of the total. We're also trying to rush an very rudimentary item system so we can have something for Coco's graduation but no promises there either. We'll get it done the soonest we can so hang tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5033248
>Now excuse me while i claim my spot on the Towa board of directors.
Only in your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>5033248
>Now excuse me while i claim my spot on the Towa board of directors.
Only in your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>5034751

[Anonymous No.]

>>5035100

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Nene's mooning bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>5034751
the meidos are especially jewish today, I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036848
you think that will stop me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036848
Terrible FUD, Nene did well above her daily average and is going to go to around 7k if my calculations are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030699
Don't worry I'll dump it after the adjustment anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036938
I trast in your judgement anon

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't realize I stockpiled so much Rushia just because of that one discount

[Anonymous No.]

>>5034751
why the fuck was this deleted while pic related isnt? I fucking hate the /vt/ranny board so much

[Anonymous No.]

One coin difference though, c'mon, you gotta do better than that, nekko-kun.
Here, let me give you some motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036873
>>5038653
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

It's fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5038653
it's almost like there's a difference...

[Anonymous No.]

AZKi singing! AZKi dancing! AZKi stealing my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5039000
oh I almost forgot her concert is today

[Anonymous No.]

>they don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>5039251
jokes on you, I bought early

[Anonymous No.]

COCO PLEASE DIP I NEED TO BUY MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1404028963005992964?s=21
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5040390
KUSOGAKI IS GRADUATING
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>5040390
the year of the grads

[Anonymous No.]

>>5040390
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1404031226474766336?s=21
THIS ONE TOO BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5040390
MY CUNNY I MISS YOU UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5040537
Now THIS is news

[Anonymous No.]

>>5040537
REPLACED PEKO
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5023821
>>5024084
Meme review views don't even get counted today you dumb fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5041198
I thought the cutoff point was a couple hours before adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

>>5041243
A few.hours before the old adjustment, because that's when youtube arbitrarily updates view counts for the day. About 12 hours ago is limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5041398
We need to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5041198
Wait it was today? What the fuck it's sunday already?

[Anonymous No.]

Urgh, it was Mori after all, not Nene. I'm sure it'll do well so it's still in my best interests that you all buy for this shitty collab of a shitty song.
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1404001917622050819

[Anonymous No.]

>>5038653
I've been banned for posting """""guro""""" (tkmiz) Anon. Nothing will surprise me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5038653
The idiot mods here will ban you for doxxposting when your "doxxpost" is literally telling people to stop asking for doxx.
I dunno what the fuck their problem is but there's definitely a problem.

>>5041746
>Check the preview
You weren't kidding. That's garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042267
wow

[Anonymous No.]

let's see what drunk me bought this time, thank god I'm still somehow in time for adjustments

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042350
check if drunk you is a financial genius migoti

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042350
I think you bought more Nene but it wasn't entirely clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030699
get'em boys, Miko Icons are some of the worst people to have on oshiboards. Yeah, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031894
here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nobody mentions Shion's hiatus
Shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5034702
>>5042267
My rrat would be he deleted that himself because c'mon it's a picture for ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042500
Shiwho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042500
She's already on hiatus anyways. Hope her throat gets better soon and she has no problems with moving though. She's still pretty young so its gotta be rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042500
She might as well have already been on one, making it official means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5039251
more than ready not again I don't want to sell the duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042459
IT'S OVER
THIS IS THE GREAT REPLACEMENT

[Anonymous No.]

Random but ok Shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>5040537
Holy fucking based. I now laugh at /a/ for having Holos as their ED artist for Jahy sama of all anime

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason using the buy sell api is causing it to buy a hololive coin on every call. Actually annoying and I have no idea what's causing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042369
buncha Clussy and Indocoin I guess. Eh, we'll see how that plays out. Still have liquid as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042500
Hunter x Hunter?
lmao
More like Hololive x Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042416
40 as advertised and I still beleeb in her.

>>5042500
well at least she clarified it will not be a graduate. Although nothing much changes whether she's on hiatus or not, let's be real...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042744
You may need to swap the vodka for something else if you're buying Moona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042805
I'll just hodl to their 3D which is supposed to come this year. She's also busy with the Summer Festival so some JPs will come look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042805
maybe drunk migoti is a seer, a sudden algo fuckery that boosts all indo coin 90%

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042733
Nevermind, I'm a retard and uncommented my test statement by mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042744
Reine had 999 yesterday, and I'm pretty sure it was before the cutoff, so you might be on to something.
No clue why you bought Moona, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042733
>botniggers not even hiding

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042885
last time she turned me some nice $600 for daytrading so I wasn't complaining.
Reine was definitely planned because she's planning for 400k celebration and is kinda on discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042898
Dev approved of it so long as its just being used like orders. Which I am because I can't do adjustment times

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't sell enough Noel yesterday and am about to get get bent over a barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042970
$BOOBA fucked you over? You're in good company here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042932
i remembered differently, devs did not approve, devs just expressed that if they want to crack you guys down it will be extremely difficult, still breaks the spirit of the game

[Anonymous No.]

oh look 5 more minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5042970
Enjoy the weight of her milk bag anon

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to see Nene's graph

[Anonymous No.]

We're just gonna recoup tomorrow.
Now is the time to pump those milk bags to the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

Maririn chads rise up

[Anonymous No.]

MARIRIN!

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you nene

[Anonymous No.]

NENEPRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043013
>If you're trading under the bounds of cooldown, it's fine
He ultimately approved of it since he can't stop bots nor people using autoclickers. Also not everyone can do adjustment.

>still breaks the spirit of the game
Until he adds in the orders people like me have no choice to do this. I'm literally going to bed right now so I can't autistically do adjustment like I was before time change.

[Anonymous No.]

SENCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[Anonymous No.]

THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>Nene went up
LET'S FUCKING GO I PROBABLY COULD HAVE BOUGHT ANOTHER 20

[Anonymous No.]

The adjustments are so big nowadays, 1k+ are common now

[Anonymous No.]

Not that much but gain is a gain

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043013
>doing something the devs are literally in the works of implementing themselves is breaking the spirit of the game
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043246
F5

[Anonymous No.]

So what the fuck happened to those deleted Haachama videos? The views clearly weren't removed.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll leave this to you rankingbro!

[Anonymous No.]

>Okayu went sideways
ah, shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043295
you sure Haaton's didn't just hivemind even more views into her channel to grief together with the announcement being 420k as well?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't because Okayu bogged us. AGAIN.
>>5043328
She still still be hovering around zero views at best, maybe they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sell every spike
>Buy every dip
>Come out with MORE liquid.

>>5043295
She probably got a huge amount of views from her break announcement video, which offset the view loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043295
Our goddess rewards her most faithful believers

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043347
Okayun BOGGED you? She was on discount and has a very dedicated oshicoiner, be happy you got in at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043294
I did. Must suck being a stocklet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043321
>>5043347
People in this thread were telling you guys to sell waay ahead of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043285
not only it's no in now, it's not even the same thing. With your own bot you can just set it to auto trade based on the data it reads. Literally don't have to do anything and get all the most efficient trades

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043384
this week is fucking bonkers and I don't even trade coco, kanata or holo

[Anonymous No.]

You're arguing in bad faith to justify an unfair advantage with the very shitty talking point of "well in a few weeks/month you will be able to do the same thing so it's okay if I do it now"
You're not fooling anyone, because you're not even fooling yourself. Either polish it up and release it publicly to everyone in the thread or accept that you're basically cheating and have an unfair advantage - the playing field being "leveled" a month from now doesn't justify or excuse having a massive inhuman lead for an entire month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043398
nigga, no one is disputing that botting is bad. everyone here is talking about dumbfire autoclickers which have even less ability than buy/sell orders.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen...
We're rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998738
hol up how do I register I only know the ogey meme, like whats the captcha?

[Anonymous No.]

nene nene neeeneeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043456

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043456
the magical world of nasfaq archive will answer thy questions

[Anonymous No.]

>Ah, there is no problem with letting my auto-clicker buy 150 cheap CoCo and then sell then for 33k when she moons

[Anonymous No.]

Devchama please add Haato's sister(from papa artist) or just give her a watch
https://youtu.be/8sNAeUfo2f0

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043444
our wife delivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043444
until I sell all my bags that is

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Miko go up again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043456
rrat
chocoball
twap...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043510
oversell perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043467
which archive or am I going to have to go fucking digging for hours? Can any of you anons link it maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043510
she didn't stream for a week and then now streams normally again. Not depression, she was down with fever for longer. People wanted to see Mikozon, also she was sold a lot yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

yesterday/today

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043506

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043456
ogey
retard

abayo
retard

towa...
retard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043553
Based but my OCD's killing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043485
t. cypherposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043591
cypherposter>yfp

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043553
mogu doing some work

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043588
sorry, I can't refresh too much or I risk never getting the leaderboard to show at all for another few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043398
>>5043430
No one is writing a fucking bot to play the game for them. The only thing that's being used is something for trading an inputted amount after adjustment. Equally important is that 99% of these trades won't go through until an hour or two after adjustment anyway because the server rejects most connections from the load.

I'm not using async connections anyway so my bot will actually be significantly less efficient at doing trades than a player going in every 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas our local Mikofag moved so much just when I thought I'm catching up to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043553
I'm static even today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043611
>botting hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043645
I'll be right back where I was once she normalizes or she really was on discount for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043647
best i can do is basic html

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043647
If anything, cyperposter seems like a bot way more than yfp.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly starting to get really fucking burnt out on this game, you pretty much can't actually play without a bot/auto-clicker. It takes literal fucking HOURS to trade efficiently (and even then you will never trade as good as the spreadsheet autists) since you often have to buy/sell at least 40 shares of any stock that's going to get a huge boost. I almost want to go back to the old system where shit barely went up and gains disappeared in a few cycles (i.e. Nene would be back to pre-adjustment in 7 sell cycles)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043692
post wallet

[Anonymous No.]

Only NenePro could make 552k and not move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043665
I'm betting on that she's on discount for too long but I will still catch up to you Mikobro

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043692
>I almost want to go back to the old system where shit barely went up and gains disappeared in a few cycles
Me too, ~5-10 shares being the gold standard for big events was much better

[Anonymous No.]

Also the 10 minute CD has almost made things worse, because now you have even less time between trades. I seriously waste like 4 hours a day unable to do anything of real value because I can't leave my PC for more than 10 minutes or I'm getting fucked by the timer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043740
You can do it, I believe in you. A fucking café won't do much for nasfaq, if you invest in kusogaki her comeback will send you mooning

[Anonymous No.]

The majority of people here don't use auto clickers. The majority of people sleep at night. But then we have:
>Ah, I will let my auto-clicker amass me a huge number of coins when I sleep, work and do anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Coco is litterally the "rich gets richer" coins. poorfags has no chance of getting in, but richfag can buy essentially as much as they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043714

[Anonymous No.]

>need 45k to get 5 pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043444
I'm giving back my top place for the husbands
Until I purchase them back that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043803
rest well-deserved then
i went away for a week too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043692
>devs try to fix inflation problem
>change adjustments so that it introduces way more money into the system

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043782
Investing more so I will be able to catch up to you faster!
Maybe Mikoti will do a stream that features photos of cafe ongoers and I'm sure everyone would love to see a stream like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Next OP will be Senchou I'm not even asking hot damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043846
I knew the devs initial implementation of 40 per buy/sell is a good feature. much fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043553
damn haatons climbing the board, HOW IS IT FUCK POSSIBLE?!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS SCHIZOS. WORST FANBASE EVERRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043803
just wait till devs implement scheduled buy/sell orders

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043591
What. I've been holding more coco than anyone else around me for weeks before this. 74 was my informal lower bound since last month. In terms of buying coco after the news was announced I don't think I bought much more than anyone else around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043887
I 100% approb! Maririn LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043900
They are colluding in a discord and they have spreadsheets. They all buy and sell together the most efficient way to boost their oshiboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043900
They all unironically in a Discord server, the top Haaton has a spreadsheet with API calls from Youtube/Holopoi/NASFAQ that calculates the most efficient stock to buy at any given time and they're probably all using the buy/sell bot he coded to automate the process.
The second point was 100% confirmed by the dude himself.

[Anonymous No.]

im not selling Maririn

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043887
oh god, maririn is now a 9k stable coin. not like this please.

[Anonymous No.]

The volume is definitely a big problem in how it affects volatility. Shitcoins are even more shit because the price rises too fast when volume is too low so any efficiency of a shitcoin is moot, while coins with huge volume barely rise when being bought, and also the 10K subtick intervals allow proper drops of big coins, compared to shitcoins basically getting an IV drop of subs. Very easy to inject like 500 of Pekora, Holo etc in a day into circulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043908
>just wait!
I've been waiting fucking months. Every time they fix one thing they fuck over another. I'm starting to seriously wonder if this game is ever going to be enjoyable and not a full time fucking job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043733
I know right, I swear I can't catch a break. I've been hovering so damn hard recently despite massive gains. I do an entire day's worth of clicking seven times a week (give or take a few minutes where I forget), and it's all for nought. Spreadsheets/autoclickers would make things easier, but that's the fag way. The threads make it worth the trouble, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043944
if this is true, this is actually funny
pls invite me too discord haatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043950
well she brings in the numbers, I still thought I was buying fresh fruit in winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043972
you stress yourself too much for pixel money anon. just quit if you see this game as a fucking job. much better for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043911
see
>>5004644

[Anonymous No.]

Wait so basically all it would take is for someone to release an easy to use bot to the public and this game is done right? Trades would become meaningless and devs confirmed they don't care. This game is seconds away from midnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043789
Fuck people who use the shit to outright play the game for them but if you aren't capable of attending adjustment at all ever then something that can sell or buy a predetermined amount is fine. It doesn't make any real advantage when used like that.

Its not like quitting the game for a month is an option either. I'd lose interest by that point and I'd be kicked out of my ranking spot unable to get it back. If the adjustment was this in the first place this wouldn't be a problem but because it was changed midway it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044015
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044077

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044055
>someone
Your update reps anonchama...
Devs already working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044055
well are you writing it right now? No you're not wasting your time on automating something this autistic when the algo could change any minute, invalidating your code.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044077
then persist in shouting to the void.Did you know that people will still cheat, that our devs actually don't earn anything and see this as a hobby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044055
But clicking is fun

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how to write a code. I just click buy and sell till im bored for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>5043944
Thanks for thinking I'm smart enough to figure out how to scrape stats off the api, when I'm actually just a spreadsheet autist who manually types in everything <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044164
Same. I'm too tech illiterate for codes. I one time tried to write one and made my money go up to 9999999. Got to buy lots of CIVIA and ANYA though

[Anonymous No.]

scheduled buy/sell asap.... onegai....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044142
I'm not because I'm semi-retired and don't really care enough to do it, but I can and I will if it means the masses could have a fighting chance against the botters

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044158
>did you know our devs are trashmen
yes bruv I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044291
any online leaderboard is botters and cheaters, why would this one be different? There's always oshiboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044291
Might as well, you could probably bang it out in a few days compared to the 2 months estimate the devs gave and it'd let me actually do something with my day instead of clicking buttons every 10 minutes for 6 hours straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044350
But the botters can then takeover any oshiboard they want with all the extra liquid anon, and you have no chance of taking it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044350
Yea, except the residentmikofag gets regularly kicked out of his crown position on his oshiboard because of one, genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044350
>There's always oshiboards
Yeah until your oshi is Haato and it's impossible to even place on the board because they're all cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044400
>get kicked from the crown
>you're now number 1
just as planned

[Anonymous No.]

>Step 1
Use script to get best buys with the click of a single button
>Step 2
Zoom out to see all the coins in the Market
>Step 3
Open auto-clicker and record your buys and sell
>Step 4
Open another instance of the auto clicker that presses the recorded auto-clicker play button
>Step 5
?????
>Step 6
Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044401
ur weak, your osjo will be disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

The clicking might be automatable but you'll always need autism to make the right choices far before they appear on any view list.

[Anonymous No.]

Script here, script that.
How about just give everyone the script so even retards like me can know what you guys are talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044518
We have known script and spreadsheet fags here.

[Anonymous No.]

That's why I want a Hall of Fame. No faggots abusing whatever ways to get to the top, only the most based players as recognized by the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044561
If you can write a script to check for video announcements, gauge how popular it will be based on the game + streamer, compare to their previous days views to determine if the overall views will be higher and then buy it, that would be impressive. Make another one to check twitter for schedules and announcements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044550
it wouldn't be /nasfaqg/ without people bitching about something the devs are working on anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044663
With the new adjustment I only need to compare the view and sub difference to know best buys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044720
And if you're doing that when YT updates views you're already 12 hours behind the autists so you're missing out on a lot of value. I'm sure it would still outperform a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044663
I was actually considering the latter because it seemed like an interesting project. That being said it means having to compile a list of phrases uses to say I'm streaming today or tmr and shit. I don't know nip so it wouldn't be an easy task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044839
korone is easy, check for "x か y"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5044839
I don't wanna discourage you from learning and trying but as someone who helped in a project to automate a japanese dictionary before, grabbing and evaluating Kanji is a pain in the ass, you'll have to see how you deal with 配信あります vs. 配信休止 and then there's people like Mr. Koro just going "22" and people know.

[Anonymous No.]

Coco is going to go up again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>missed lambo by 5k before getting dumped on into oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

meanwhile Fubuki tweets 1000 times a day
I love my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for reminding me I need to buy more Fub- why the fuck is she 7.5k?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045098
>826k
Bro this is just sad at this point...

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>>5045176
imagine telling someone to invest in Miosha because such a good stablecoin and then she goes +100% in the long run and you didn't follow your own advice

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>>5045214
I used to do the same but I always sold her for divs because I wanted to climb and now everything is so expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit the gen5 train ain't stopping huh

[Anonymous No.]

>Check Aqua's oshiboard
>Suddenly someone beaten ( ^)o(^ )b

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>>5045371
was there an Onyon that high? Looks oshichanger to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045176
Don't buy Fubuki.
Also she'll never go down because she streams every single day without fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045405
I think it's an oshichanger. First time seeing that name and I look at oshiboards everyday

[Anonymous No.]

why are people buying PPT at almost 12k when she has 7k viewers

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>>5045405
I've always had aqua profile icon, I was just playing the long game of getting money first before deciding to finally join the oshiboard after she announced her return.
Also I've been in top30 for like 2 weeks now I think so you probably just didn't notice me.

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>>5045585
PnD

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With some streams happening (and almost all being announced) before adjustment for the previous day we've reached a very weird point where I'm buying things I know are going to drop because if I wait til after to buy them I won't be able to get enough.

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>>5045610
Who was your most coin before you joined the Aquaboard?

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>>5045585
So I can dump them in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Gen5 Portfolio poster where you at? Already selecting a Lambo? Looking at Yachts? Enjoying Pluto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045666
More likely furiously smashing that sell button before being sent back to Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045779
You don't have to jump on any moon and sell everything anymore, holding for divvies is a valid play now that they "adjust" with weekly performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045666
i am not worthy until i acquire at least 100 of each

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>>5045916
I'm gunning for 35 myself, got done just in time with nenechi

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>>5045657
Not the first time im at the top of aqua board actually, I was at the top of it back when oshiboards were added... But I was quite poor (<100k networth) so I decided to nolife the game into respectable amount of money before getting on top of it again.

I think the most I had at any time though was 70 rushia/pekora/gura at once I think... I tried to keep these 3 at same amount most of the time which probably wasn't the most efficient way but its whatever now.

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>>5045931
i wish for good luck in your endeavours, comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045932
I mean, it's not dumb if it works. 27 is quite respectable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5045932
Understandable Aquabro. Going full oshicoin early risks you from being beaten by the rich if they suddenly wanted to change their oshi afterall. Also if it works, it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046086
>>5045932
>was wondering why the Aquaboard was so desolate for long
>turns out they're playing smart and competitive
it all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

>Suisei price and coins in circulation both went up 10%
why did I post that fucking tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046185
>was buying because of red
>wondering what tweet
>checks her twitter
>oh
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046135
Like Aqua, her fans are competitive too

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>>5046290
>Bloodhound in Plat being an ass for no reason.
So glad they took away BH's Freelo for pressing Q in S9. Now there's slightly fewer entitled Bloodhound players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046185
I was buying her since yesterday. Been speculating that she'll do a collab with Mori since last week anyway. Didn't lose much

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, when did we hit Page 9?

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>>5046496
we usually go over 300 at adjustment, next thread is lined up already

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>>5045994
Thank you! Trying to make it into daily top20 open-wallet post but its proving very difficult.

>>5046086
I oshicoined pretty much since mid April till early May, wasn't the best idea because I didn't even make 100k looking on my graph.

>>5046135
Hopefully it will get more lively overtime, im currently planning to go for 1000 coins during this summer which is a long term goal of mine.

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>>5046540
1000 Aqua from your guys point onwards might result in yacht-club being neccessary or just coming with the inflation, I have no idea when to go in hard anymore myself

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Im still selling Nene and I have 25 of them. If I sleep now, I'd get cheap change in the morning. God fucking damnit I also missed 2 cycles earlier since I forgot that I was supposed to sell Nene too along with fatcat. Scheduled buy/sells onegai...

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>>5046657
I was having fun with streams while also posting on the thread that I forgot some cycles too

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>>5046528
Ah, good. I'm waging right now so making a new OP is, while not impossible, difficult.
Don't worry my job isn't at risk or anything, I'm W@H and a consumate multitasker.

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>>5046657
you might as well just hold to divvies and sell after divvies, shit usually goes up without reason other than "monke has money, monke press buy" and you get a sweet free bonus on top.

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>>5046540
I also did the same pretty early but realized that it was a bad move, I also just understood the game after spending everything so had to wait for a dividends to actually participate in the game and make more money.
Cheering you on for those 1000 coins

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>>5046754
>work from home
>sunday
I won't ask but still very curious which country even allows this. Unless it's IT stuff which needs updates when production is down.

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>>5046758
no one buys Nene anyway other than the oshicoiners. I've observed that trend last week so I just capitalized it for maximum gains. She also doesn't have any event streams planned so I'd be permanently bogged if I don't sell her now. Her divvies is also pretty bad for a 3k coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046822
I work for a newspaper in Burgerland.
News sadly does not stop happening just because it's a weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Owen Jones plays nasfaq confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046863
i guess that makes sense.

>>5046893
/pol/ once had a thread about Weird Al possibly being on the board which a tweet later confirmed, I wonder who else lurks around here. Or which Wrasslers watch HFZ.

[Anonymous No.]

>feds
>journos
>lgbt activists
what the fuck is this board even? Why do vtubers attract these kinds of people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046960
I mean, we also attract all kinds of crossboarders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046960
...why would it not? There's nothing inherent to vtubers that would attract these or other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046632
I hope aqua at least drops in price, she's insanely overpriced (5.5-7k is probably what I'd love to see personally) so buying now isn't exactly the best idea but I still do it because I love the onion too much lmao

>>5046821
Thank you! I will hopefully have it done before summer is over but looking at how the adjusts lately are it might be faster which is what im hoping for.

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>>5046657
It's boggy bog world. Dump or get dumped on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046960
Always remember the oldfag creed

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046960
/vt/ is just a little, just a really little, more secret reddit and everyone having be able to spout racial slurs attracts all kind of people here

[Anonymous No.]

thanks as always for pumping everything I have when I miss the adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

someone go make a rrat thread or kiara hate or whatever it's surreal how long we stayed on page 9 already

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>>5046991
>>5047005
I've always thought of you fags as fat neets or a stereotypical ugly gachikoi living in their mother's basement because that's normally the types of people idles normally attract. Never knew you're all oversocialized normaltards here who have ties with the fucking global elite

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046960
I haven't watched anime in 15 years but I saw a vtuber clip 6 months ago. felt compelled to investigate and here we are.
>>5047191
I'm a fat neet so you're not entirely wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>Kanatan reversed
Goddamn, can I have some peace today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047191
did you also know Senchou is not 17 and not even a real Pirate but cosplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047047
I doubt she'll go down anymore. She wont stop streaming again and she's getting more sponsors or collabs. Unless she got dragged into a certain problem and have to stop streaming for a while
The best chance was before her 3D live

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047255
don't break his whole view of the world all at once, anon

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY

NEW THREAD:
>>5047282
>>5047282
>>5047282

[Anonymous No.]

>>5046960
did something happen today?
>>5047191
I was a skinny NEET when I started using this site, /fit/ and waifufagging brought the best in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047191
>Implying
It's a day job to pay my bills and buy me vidya. Autismbux ain't what they used to be, and my actual degree is completely worthless BECAUSE I don't have ties to the global elite.
Besides, just because I know what grass feels like doesn't mean I'm not here forever.

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>>5047255
I want to fuck this used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047378
get in line, I'm standing for nearly 2 years now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047311
not really but I just remembered that one time when some unironic fed outed himself on /hlgg/ warning people not to use alexas because Amazon gives all of the gathered information in there to the government or something like that. There's also the fact that trannies from twitter are flocking here to turn this shithole into /co/ 2.0

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>>5047191
Don't think they're the majority, I'm an ugly/fat gachikoi living off studentbucks and failing miserably. The global elite in these threads are merely gangstalking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047191
you're the only ones I can talk to about my Chinese cartoon girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047548
dying thread means sekrits time, fat/ugly check, but I do work in Insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047650
I think neets turned into a minority here because "we" grew up

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047650
I don't have a job nor finished my degree because of Corona. I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047716
definitely. but also 'rona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047736
same, except corona was just a convenient excuse for alcoholism and no motivation to study

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047736
You could unironically write a scraper/bot for this very game and use it as reference for an IT position or as a data wizard for all kinds of Online activities including game balancing. Graphmaking and API interactions are THE skills to have in these times and those jobs prefer a well maintained github over a meme degree

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047650
I am an overworked engineer working for a mining company, I don't have time watch streams but can afford merch.

>>5047716
accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047757
Corona actually got me my job in insurance. People aparently find me awkward IRL so being able to use a webcam and having a good Audio setup already made huge points. I could also hide that my suit pants don't fit anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047716
Wouldn't surprise me if the age average here is 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047736
It's never the way you planned it, but you will get there eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047965
Happily average. Missed adjustment, going to keep holding piratecoin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047965
close enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047650
fat NEET here

[Anonymous No.]

>>5047864
my major isn't IT nor anything computer related. My field is in chemistry

[Anonymous No.]

>>5048193
weird, am also a chemistry bro fucked by covid

[Anonymous No.]

>>5048193
A close friend is also in chemistry

So far he is fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>5048386
we're ngmi. Laboratories are still closed and my university was made as a makeshift isolation camp for Corona-chan's victims

[Anonymous No.]

>>5048479
Mine kept theirs open but by the time I found out it was too late to move back so I had to take the year off and be very, very poor.

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