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50590772 No.50590772 [Reply] [Original]

Vtubers are not your friends.
You are not married to them.
You are not dating them.
They don't know you.
They are just entertainers and have no relationship with you.
You should feel the same way towards them as you do to someone like the AVGN.

WAKE UP

>> No.50590973

>>50590772
Be like the homobeggars, only talk shit and don't watch. Don't consume product. That's the best way to ensure your oshi is successful.

>> No.50591055
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50591055

>>50590772
nice blogpost
but kiwawa is my wife

>> No.50591294

>>50590772
>Vtubers are not your friends
Yes they are
>You are not married to them
Good
>You are not dating them
Good
>They don't know you
Good
>They are just entertainers and have no relationship with you
Wrong
>You should feel the same way towards them as you do to someone like the AVGN
No
>WAKE UP
I have insomnia

>> No.50591339
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50591339

>AVGN
holy touch grass old man, also your e-celeb slop is still slop no matter how much nostalgia you have

>> No.50591561

masaka

>> No.50591623

>>50590772
My oshi knows me and most of her regulars

>> No.50591714

>>50591339
Vtubers and e-celebs are the same please wake up

>> No.50592010

>>50590772
>Vtubers are not your friends.
Wrong.
>You are not married to them.
Wrong.
>You are not dating them.
Wrong.
>They don't know you.
Wrong.
>They are just entertainers and have no relationship with you.
She's both.
>You should feel the same way towards them as you do to someone like the AVGN.
AVGN is my older brother.

>> No.50592064

>>50590772
>They are just entertainers and have no relationship with you.
Who cares? They're female.

>> No.50592218

>>50590772
Inspector gadget is my oshi.
I wish he would "go go gadget fist" my ass, whilst I watched the girls stream minecrap.

>> No.50592745

I don't even know myself, faggot

>> No.50593099
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50593099

>>50590772
>Vtubers are not your friends.

>> No.50593104

>>50590772
>Link and Zelda aren't real.
>Therefore enjoying the games which simulate then being real is dumb.
>WAKE UP

>> No.50593172

>>50591339
vtubers are e-celebs and what's even worse they're women and unfunny

>> No.50593275
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50593275

>>50590772
I'm literally married to Marine, sorry whoever your oshi is doesn't love you

>> No.50593305

>>50590772
Exactly, being entertainers is their job
That's why if my lazy bitch of an oshi doesn't keep me entertained I have all the right to anti her and call her a lazy bitch

>> No.50593451

>>50590772
Kill yourself faggot, i would bastita bomb you and break your spine while my waifu moomie cheers me on

>> No.50593537

I just woke up and suddenly I have a relationship with my oshi.

>> No.50593588
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50593588

Vtubers are my friends.
I am married to them.
I am dating them.
They know me.
They aren't just entertainers and have a relationship with me.
I don't feel the same way towards them as I do to someone like the AVGN.

>> No.50593782

>>50590772
Cool, stop telling people your boring-ass sob stories to try and get money out of them then, you emotionally manipulative whores. You play on the mental illness and loneliness of young men, preying on their sympathy, and then have the nerve to get upset after you’ve been paid. Society was right to deny women equal rights.

>> No.50594951
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50594951

>>50590772
Wrong. I am in fact married to Minato Aqua

>> No.50595086

>>50590772
>Vtubers are not your friends.
True
>You are not married to them.
True
>You are not dating them.
True
>They don't know you.
True
>They are just entertainers and have no relationship with you.
True, however, the entertainment that they are supposed to provide is the illusion that the above four points are true
>You should feel the same way towards them as you do to someone like the AVGN.
No, I should feel as if the first four points are true, even if I know that they are not. That is the service vtubers provide. They are giving the illusion of companionship.

>> No.50596527

>>50590772
Aqua's husband? yes me

>> No.50596776
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50596776

>>50590772
Vtubers are my friends.

>> No.50596988
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50596988

>>50590772
Based and pill-pilled

>> No.50597094

>>50596776
Didn't Fubuki meet Mads Mikkelson?

>> No.50597203

>>50590772
>You should feel the same way towards them as you do to someone like the AVGN.
you mean I shouldn't watch them I hate them for absolutely nor reason?

>> No.50597393

>>50590772
You're wrong and I refuse to elaborate.

>> No.50597565
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50597565

>>50590772
But I unironically love AVGN.

>> No.50597630

>>50590772
i wanna grab a beer with AVGN and play some co-op with him
then i wanna take my oshi on a date and rail her all night long
is that wrong?

>> No.50597909

>>50597630
Yes. From their perspective, you are a complete stranger. Imagine if someone came to your door, claimed to love you, and forced you to have sex with them.

>> No.50597975

>>50597909
If they were a cute girl that'd be kinda hot.

>> No.50598475

PREACH SIR WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS
BANKRUPT ALL THE VTUBERS

>> No.50598532

>>50593305
>>>50590772 (OP)
>Exactly, being entertainers is their job
>That's why if my lazy bitch of an oshi doesn't keep me entertained I have all the right to anti her and call her a lazy bitch
YES

>> No.50598604

>>50593588
>Vtubers are my friends.
>I am married to them.
>I am dating them.
>They know me.
>They aren't just entertainers and have a relationship with me.
>I don't feel the same way towards them as I do to someone like the AVGN.
TAKE MEDS NOW SCHIZO

>> No.50598809

>>50597909
Sounds great, honestly. Where do I sign up?

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50598830

You're are not entitled to our views or support.
Don't like dealing with loners? Find a real job.

>> No.50599030

You know I woke up one day and realized all that. My oshi never needed me to save her. There's hundreds, eventually thousands of people who'd do that. I don't know what kind of mental illness came over me to throw money, time and clipping effort at someone I didn't actually know at all. I guess I just wanted to be important to someone but that was never the case either.

>> No.50599046

I am in love with a vtuber, how can I stop being parasocial. I've unfollowed them from everything, removed them from all my watch history on youtube and always hit not interested on their videos if they do get suggested.

>> No.50599300

>>50599046
>I am in love with a vtuber, how can I stop being parasocial. I've unfollowed them from everything, removed them from all my watch history on youtube and always hit not interested on their videos if they do get suggested.
use your left hand and start loving yourself more, your sexual impulses will be lessened therefore you will have less urge to gawk over someone who is supposedly the opposite sex

>> No.50599358

>>50599046
It's already over, your only option is to hard course correct into the other direction and go insane chasing after her.

>> No.50599438

>>50591055
Post engagement papers

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50599663

>>50590772
Youre telling me i should stop watching and enjoying my actual wife Ookami Mio? (She wanted to keep her last name)

>> No.50601299

>>50593451
You aren't Batista bombing anything you 4'6 sea manlet sit down before you hurt yourself.

>> No.50603297

>>50599046
Continue avoiding and don't make an ai chatbot of them because that will undo all your effort and make you want to kill yourself.

>> No.50607661

>>50590772
>Vtubers are not your friends.
Imaginary characters are not my friends? Wowzers

>> No.50612134

>>50590772
i sleep

>> No.50612366

>>50590772
You underestimate my menhera.

>> No.50612570

>>50590973
Fpbp

>> No.50612878

>>50590772
Just because she isn't real, doesn't mean she can't inspire real hope and change. Courtly love was also a fake form of love but it also inspired Knights to improve themselves.

>> No.50615457

>>50590772
>You are not married to them.
not for long

>> No.50620244

>>50590772
>AVGN.
who?

>> No.50620456

I like e-girls

>> No.50620521
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50620521

My twitch chat is my only friend so i really don't give a shit. Even if they leave me, I will always happily treasure our memories. If i am their oshi's temp replacement, I am fine with that too. Simple as.

>> No.50620659

>>50594951
just got back from nakadashi'ing your wife

>> No.50620767
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50620767

Vtubers are not your friends.
>You are not married to them.
False
>You are not dating them.
False
>They don't know you.
False
>They are just entertainers and have no relationship with you.
False
>You should feel the same way towards them as you do to someone like the AVGN.
No, I will not

>WAKE UP
GOOD NIGHT

>> No.50620989

>>50590772
objectively incorrect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIwyStOcK6M

>> No.50621390

>>50590772
But what happens if you know a vtuber IRL? There's at least one (1) person potentially here

>> No.50621520

Meanwhile there are people who groom and fuck their 2view 'oshi'. Makes you think.

>> No.50621549

>>50591339
AVGN must be in his 40s now huh.

>> No.50621612

The only one you can compare to AVGN is Gura.
Both are lazy as fuck and only do the absolute bare minimum of work.
Both just keep repeating the no time/I'm so busy excuse.
And both very clearly hate the character they have to play, because they just refuse to do any videos/streams ever (kinda related to the laziness)

Just imagine how terrible your life would be when you accidentally struck gold, get extremely popular, your fans want you to do ANYTHING but all you want to do is never work, just sit in your home every single day sniffing your own farts as you wait for the money to roll in.
The life of an entertainer is very hard, you would never understand.

>> No.50621633

>>50590772
women hands wrote this, since you missed something
>theyre women behind the avatar as such theyll lie and cheat even if any of the above were true

but its ok roasty, someone will love you instead of a 2d image one day

>> No.50621695

I hope your hearts are strong enough for the heartbreak that will occur when your oshi eventually graduates. Even if she reincarnates as another vtuber, she won't be the same person you fell in love with. And then you wonder why you spent so much time watching streams, so much of your money on merch and supas, and so much of your heart on short term love. What would all amount to?

>> No.50621880

>>50621695
>Even if she reincarnates as another vtuber, she won't be the same person you fell in love with.
truth
>What would all amount to?
To me it's like a game or mmo or even a physical hobby - it's for entertainment at the moment of time - and I only get merch that is cute or useful so I will be happy to have it regardless.
Spend like 10k on an MMO over the span of 8 years, i dont regret a penny cause of the fun memories

>> No.50621980

>>50621880
Thats a good mentality to approach watching chuubas. I just worry for the people who are way in too deep and invested too much of their heart, like the numerous schizos on this board

>> No.50622167

>>50590772
Nobody will believe me but I started dating a small Portuguese twoview. Life is good. I hope she can be successful but she's just not as interesting as Holo or Niji

>> No.50622385

>>50621980
I hope that at least 66% of those people are just LARPing
sometimes I like to say "omg i love my wife" when seeing rushia stuff - but it's just a joke, tho i do miss her sometimes, and nazuna just is not the same.

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>>50590772
>You are not married to them.
Keep on lying.

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>>50590772
Pekora is my friend.
I am married to Nene.
I am dating Fubuki (we're keeping it on the down low).
All of hololive/phase/idol/large indies know me intimately.
Their sole purpose in life is to entertain me and our relationship is one of complete devotion towards one another.
You should kill yourself immediately for making this thread.

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>> No.50624888

>>50590772
Thank you, captain obvious.

>> No.50625892

>>50590973
Fpbp

>> No.50625937

>>50590772
minato aqua is my wife though

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