/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. Gura's birthday is coming up next week. Is she just going to turn up and pretend everything is normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51229186
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51229186
>pretend everything is normal?
Always has been

[Anonymous No.]

Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51229728
>the new normal
But new means new. Not always

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>>51229186
That's exactly what she will do.
Spoilers?

[Anonymous No.]

I will only respect her if she streams on her bday with superchats turned off and no new bday merch to shill

[Anonymous No.]

>>51230055
Literally impossible

[Anonymous No.]

Shou showed a new daki design for Gura on Twitter. You think it's unlikely he would reveal it ahead of time?

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>>51229186
it will be almost exactly 1hr long. her dancing will be 100x improved. she'll have pekora and marine as guests. she will also have an en group song. no new orisong though. she will shill her new products. chat will superchat tons of money.
there's no way cover won't make money off her birthday. even if they skinwalk her and use AI voices.

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>>51229186
If it's just her talking to announce some merch expect a shitstorm, even people outside of here are saying that if she just returns to announce merch they will feel bad about it, she needs have at least 1 new original song for the cope that she was working hard behind the scenes

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>>51230724
It's going to be a thrown together Kanauru skinwalk. Despite that, she's going to smash company records in superchats and merch sales and then go back on hiatus to suck down some more Swedish garlic bread

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>>51230724
Are you guys like... Psychics or something? How come you are able to predict Gura's behaviour perfectly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51229186
It'll be a pre-recorded video like Ame's
b-day. Gura won't even be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51229186
Yeah, birthday sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51229186
I'm not going to be there. I've just stopped caring about her. Hell, if 4chan would stop talking about her I WOULD completely forget about her.

She's... irrelevant now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51230820
nah you just spent too much time in this subhuman departmet, nobody ties you down to but her merch.

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>>51229186
>Is she just going to turn up and pretend everything is normal?
>pretend
She dosn't need to pretend when chumpedos keep dumping money on her. She'll be back, rake in the dosh then dip again. I hope it's not even subtle how she panders to these morons. All gurtards deserve is a rope

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>>51230975
Tell us how you really feel anon... You miss your shark wife right?

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>>51229186
Near end of month for her monthly revenue stream?

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>>51229186
She won't care
$$$$$$$$$

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe there are people who are going to thunderously applause and donate to her when she shows up to collect a paycheck and disappear for another 2 months.
Reminder Gura has streamed 32 hours in 5.5 months this year. That's 0.008% of the current year.

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>>51232034
>32 hours in 5.5 months
>average of 5.8 hours of stream per month
Grim.

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>>51232034
5% doesn't sound that bad anymore huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51232260
> 5% is greater than 0.001%
What an astute observation!

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>>51229186
>turn up
If you consider prerecorded appearances "turning up" then sure

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>>51229186

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>>51232382
you're missing the point but it's all right, I know you're doing it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>51232637
Darkmaze is funny, guy never leaves the comment section

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>>51232382
>cringy wigger
might as well be 0 unless you enjoy being the worst kind of contrarian

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>>51229186
as per usual, it's probably a "come back" stream and then the birthday stream. that's 2 streams! and then of course she's going to shill some merch which the loyal chumpedos will gladly gobble up. then back to ghosting them.

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>>51229186
This is her new normal.

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>>51229186
Hahah yes. Pay up chumpedo.
The absolute gall of her to turn up and shill merch after being absent for 8 months is outstanding. What a fucking joke. If she had any decency she would say “sorry guys, I’m not shilling any cheap Chinese crap today, I’ve made enough money now”

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>>51229186
I can't believe she hasn't streamed in 2 years, that has to be a record

[Anonymous No.]

>>51232756
nta but I would just like to project the fact that I love Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>51233678
based

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>>51229186
she'll swoop in, say "oh nyo" and other cutsie crap while shilling new merch, collect from her chumATMs while telling them she's been """"""very busy"""""" with new """"""""""""projects"""""""""""", then fuck off again until sports fest 2023.

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What is she even doing now, wouldn't cover want gura to stream more? I know Cover do not enforce quota or something like that but Gura has literally been gone for years with nothing significant. Gura literally used to be the face of EN streamers, what is management doing?

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>>51230975
i'll do what i always do for lives. look in the comments afterwards for timestamps and flip through it.

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>>51230930
It's because it's not new behavior, it's as recycled as can be. It's like one of those choose your own adventure books, but after you've already seen what happens on every page.