/wg/ - Writing General - Seiso Idol Sui Edition

[Anonymous No.]

This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
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>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

previous thread:>>51158355

[Anonymous No.]

Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

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Story recap! There... were no stories posted in the last thread.

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

The Mori and Calliope idea from last thread.:>>51160405

Having to creatively hide the large number of hickeys on your neck made by your possessive chuuba gf.:>>51176672

AZKi inviting you to a pub crawl under the guise of doing some travelling for GeoGuessr knowledge:>>51211222

After Many months of trying you've gotten Mio pregnant but pretty soon after that she's not wanting any sex or even you seeing her naked. When pressed on the topic it's revealed because she's a wolf when she got pregnant she's growing an extra pair of breasts under her regular pair and is incredibly embarrassed about it.:>>51225911

Fucking Mumei on Kronii's bed as well as her clothes:>>51251847

suisei is trying to hit on you, seeing that you're a gaijin, she decides to use eigo words that she recently learned:>>51257537

Seconding >>51257537, that would be funny.L>>51268788

i have an idea for a story that recycles a mecha prompt:>>51270415

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>>51271956
Miyuki isn't a loli though? Unless you literally meant child Miyuki from the original Fox Family. That'd be pretty fucked up.

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>>51273043
My head swims with ideas of things in the vein of Corrupting Nene

>Fantasy world Reine's parents force her to take up an actual hobby that isn't drinking tea and reading lurid lesbian romance novels
>They want her to pick ballet or opera singing or something
>Out of spite she picks fencing
>Cue (You), her hired fencing instructor, slowly convincing her to try out her swordsmanship for real on people as well as using it to pick up chicks(rape them)

Or

>Shion gets framed for something severe and has a majority of her magical abilities sealed away
>Branded an outcast and left destitute, she winds up at the doorstep of somebody who rumours say has figured out a way to bypass the seal
>It's true but it's just an esoteric branch of magic that's been hidden and for good reason because it's all spells that are designed to be destructive and lethal
>With nowhere else to go, Shion begs to be taught to at least have something
>(You) agree, on the condition that she helps you enact your plan to kill the heads of magic society(which is actually totally just for fun and the reason you had you abilities sealed away was because you had tried to do it already)
>Teaching Shion how to basically spread plagues and kill people just by touching them and her slowly coming to enjoy it

Maybe even

>Suicidally depressed and working a dead-end job, Kronii discovers her powers over time
>(You), her coworker and one of the few people she doesn't secretly fucking loathe, get her to use them for relatively benign things
>Stealing money out of the bosses safe after another night of unpaid OT, taking an extra half an hour to cry in the bathroom on her break, getting an extra few hours to work on an important Uni class assignment
>Eventually start suggesting more and more bad things
>"Why not cop a feel of your roommate's ass, Kronster? what's the worst that could happen? Ina won't know it's you."
>"You know that giant teetering stack of heavy shit the boss refuse to do anything about? It would be awesome if it fell on him some time."
>Pushing Kronii to indulge in her intrusive thoughts and her liking it until she slips up and does something without stopping time first and somebody caught her
>Has a panic attack until calming down enough and confiding in you that she just fucked up big time
>Convince her to keep riding the high and kill them, from then on being two absolute fiends evading police because evidence just keeps disappearing and people keep turning up dead while the two of you both have completely clear-cut alibis because you're at work

I just wanna see a cute girl get corrupted into a foul monster

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>>51274749
Then write it yourself, shitposter.

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>>51274735
What would you say are the ages in each story, respectively?

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>>51274749
Great prompts
>Cue (You), her hired fencing instructor, slowly convincing her to try out her swordsmanship for real on people as well as using it to pick up chicks(rape them)
We need more (you) and your lesbian buddy teaming up to tag team women.
>Eventually start suggesting more and more bad things
Combine this with her time powers for maximum fun
>>51274862
Here he is, boys. Our beloved janny spreading negativity for absolutely no reason.
Remember to scroll to the bottom and click that feedback form so you can let the moderators know exactly how much we love his contributions to the thread.
>inb4 this post gets deleted

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>>51275294
Funny, in this post >>51269179 you were entirely pro-janny. Regardless, no matter how many times you reply to yourself, they aren't great prompts and your garbage won't be getting written.

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>>51275476
>that filename structure
That makes everything a lot simpler to ignore.

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>>51274735
What age do you think she is in those two stories?

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>>51275813
The original fox family was only one story. I'd wager she'd be no older than 10, probably younger.

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>>51275904
I mean the other Miyuki stories as well

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>>51275904
And that's a problem?

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>>51275967
In bonding she sounds like she's around 16-18 imho, given the way she speaks has matured greatly. The original author sometimes lurks these threads, can we get a final opinion?

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>>51276050
What's the point of even making a Miyuki story if you're going to age her up? Fubuki is already in the 17-23 body age type. It's redundant.

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>>51276165
No one is stopping you from writing Miyuki as a toddler getting gangraped anon.

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>>51273043
queen of the jungle Botan finds a penis-shaped snake and starts fucking herself with it, but as she orgasms it bites into her cervix and in her sudden pain reflex she rips it out, prolapsing her entire womb

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>>51276165
I hate to be that guy but technically Fubuki can shapeshift herself to whatever body type (You) want.

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>>51276351
Is this part of her lore I'm not aware of?

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>>51276220
A toddler isn't a loli, but go off, I guess...?

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>>51276387
Yes. It barely gets brought up so I don't blame you for not knowing it.

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>>51276351
I guess I could write her becoming the loli to fit your needs instead of having to study up on an OC. That dynamic of a hag in a loli body pretending to be a loli and teasing you about it might be good, actually...

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>>51276593
I like the idea of a lolibaba Miyuki.

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>>51274749
That Shion idea sounds like it would be ripe for a twist where the narration makes it seem like you're the archetypical devil that witches make pacts with only to reveal that you're actually someone worse.

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>>51276712
As in Miyuki retains the loli body type right into old age?

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>>51276920
Sort of. It's an archetype characterized by old, wizened, and usually very haughty souls with childlike bodies. Usually accompanied by some level of fearsome power or wisdom, and a measure of arrogance too.

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>>51277012
Lolibabas are shit. Oppai lolis are shit. Opai lolbabas are the worst.

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>>51277589
You're shit.

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>>51277618
I'm fragile, but I'm not that fragile.

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>>51277658
You are fragile shit and need to be buried in the litterbox of life.

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>>51276781
You could even double down on that with the death magic being some like pagan mysticism and that's why it bypasses the magic seal thing

>>51277658
Why the fuck did she say it differently every time

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>>51272982
Three words of the thread. Use them to inspire whatever you want as long as it's chuuba related
>Loud
>Old
>Ancient
For extra context, the table these were rolled off of was called Character Descriptions

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>>51277869
>Loud
>Old
>Ancient

So, a fic about Korone then

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>>51274749
>training Reine in swordsmanship, gradually corrupting her
>training Iroha at the same time, separately, doing the same thing
>orchestrate a fight between the two of them to see which one is the better pupil deserving of your tutelage
>the loser can die for all you care. maybe if she lives you'll keep her as a pet. you're good either way

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>>51278705
>Reine hears that you've been visiting the poor district at night, demands to know why
>Tell her it's for the same reason she does
>Fun
>She thinks you mean what you've been encouraging her to do, getting into swordfights and forcing yourself on women there because nobody would care about them anyway
>(You) are actually training orphan girl Iroha to pick fights with the upper-class, stealing their shit and molesting the prissy blue-haired one she's been kinda sorta stalking

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>>51277869
Does anybody even use this?

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>>51279313
There's been two fics that came out of these word of the thread's so there's at least some merit in continuing it.
"Dark Medicine" and "The Scent of Lavender"

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>>51276050
Uhh, I Imagined Miyuki to be around 8-9 years old during Fox Family and she'd be about 20 during Fox Family bonding.
>>51276593
I like the idea of Miyuki having the ability to shapeshift like her mom.

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>>51279794
>>51276712
I meant Fubuki becoming a loli and acting like a loli despite being a hag, instead of writing in Miyuki, since I'm kinda iffy on OCs.

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>>51279794
Did the thread throw any shitstorms over Miyuki being 8 years old?

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>>51273003
I did it, now that anon has to eat a mandarin. On a more serious note, this is the first I've written two humans having sex in a while so I hope this turned out good. It doesn't help that I'm currently sick but whatever. Feedback is appreciated. Enjoy! On the plus side, regardless of how this fic turned out I discovered a new chuuba to watch so that's pretty cool. Sucks that her fanart is scattered across so many different websites.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRTyjL67kuv10DEa5XtTOYnm7EUZi6hAX9x4YCUkBODg7KtnsF73yqnTXvlYX8VBffoPETIaciV5-Vl/pub

Tags: NSFW, Sara Nagare

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>>51280693
Is this weirdanonv2?

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>>51280693
>She looked away for a moment like an embarrassed schoolgirl before shouting in the most bogan way possible, “C’mon ya stupid cunt fuck me in my twat already.”

Tossing humor right into the thick of a hot, sweaty smut session is a recipe for a dead boner. It's hard to keep up the same wanking fervor when all of a sudden you simultaneously burst out laughing and have to physically turn away from cringe.
Otherwise, this was a really hot work. Well done.
I'll go buy a mandarin later...

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>>51280749
Every time you ask this the answer is always yes. I've been indoctrinated to write everything in 12 font New Times Roman.
>>51281270
I was afraid that was going to be the reaction. I guess I like Aussie accents too much that it only made it hotter when I was writing.

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>>51281652
>I've been indoctrinated to write everything in 12 font New Times Roman.
I hadn't even noticed that. It's always your particular style of formatting coupled with the deadpan dialogue delivery that gives it away. I enjoyed it and I think your dialogue is getting much better. I am in a position where I am unable to actuate my enjoyment, but this is definitely going into the spank bank. You do write some good smut; it's densely erotic, with every line containing at least some titillation, and a vast percentage of your pornographic writing is actual smut, meaning that it's easily possible to get off even with a relatively short story such as this (2.2k words).

I have no clue as to how you manage to find the bogan Sheila accent attractive in general. I get someone like Hugh Jackman, fair play, but bogan chicks are like fingernails on the chalkboard to me. I am biased because I live here, but still.

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>>51281891
I mean, western vtuber fans are relatively likely to enjoy foreign women.

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>>51281891
I think its because it sounds exotic while still being understandable. My favorite Commonwealth accent is the Southern Belle but I doubt there are any vtubers who sound like they're from the Antebellum South. I can see where you're coming from when you say it's annoying since I almost went insane during the Valley Girl arc that Hololive had a year or two ago.

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You know, I thought about it some more and I think you guys were right. I shouldn't give up on Sand Planet. I'll keep working on it along with the new story I'm going to publish soon.

Thank you for the pep talk. I shouldn't give it up so easy. I won't be working on it as hard, but I won't stop working on it either

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>>51283397
No, you were right. You should give up on Sand Planet.

And instead, write more In Hushed Whispers.

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Hey guys, a question, In what do you write?, Google?, I see the prompts page and everything but I don't see a guide, and I don't mean a guide on how to write but rather on what to write and publish (share link here).

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>>51283978
The link in the OP has all the info you need, you just need to scroll down inside the section that begins with "Recently added to the archive".

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>>51283978
Literally just use any word processor you have. Most of us use Google Docs because of the pipeline from writing to anonymous publishing, but there's nothing stopping you from using Word or Vim.

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>>51273043
Not exactly a prompt, more of a personal challenge.
Severely thinking of doing some weird ass story in which the MC, the spot for (You), could be a Kaigai-nikki too, gets accidentally involved in a global conspiracy involving some "Not Google" or "Not Microsoft", you get the idea, that is trying to stop the reincarnation of two lovers, who originally vanquished some horrible fuck hundreds of year ago, from folding their plan to revive an old demon or evil deity through rituals and then giving it physical form through VR and A.I. and other high tech because apparently representations give permanence in the IRL world and that demon-thing will bend the world to their will or something.
The actual historical figures were some guy who had daydreams and visions from some woman who he went on a quest to find after war and turmoil forced him out of his home and later the woman turns out to be an esper or sage/medium/exorcist. Having just that lead, the corpo starts commisioning killings of couples around the world, married or casual or just pairings of men and women, specifically religiously influential or spiritual and rising before they could actually somehow become a threat to them through sheer destiny and the killings get framed as accidents or related to other causes.
What they completely miss from the entire prophecy is that the religious part of the original pairing was just because of the environment and upbringing they grew up with alongside time period and it is completely unrelated to the actual lover's reincarnation current condition, beliefs and whatnot, which is (You) and your Oshi who are not preachies but certainly believe in at least something, also (You) fulfill the coincidence because you can "perceive" your Oshi from afar because she's a chuuba and streams, mirroring the visions and daydreaming, also her part with livestreaming and VODs instead of wacky medium /priest powers, and their plans to stop the prophecy start snowballing into you two meeting, becoming a couple and fucking the entire scheme somehow.
There's still a fuckton of things to sort out before writing like nationalities and ethnical backgrounds from the original couple and how the fuck can 2 people beat a megacorpo without it being cringy cop-outs over and over or just asspulls everywhere. Only reason I have not gone balls deep into trying write this is because I am unsure as to what chuuba select, my Oshi?, someone with a more adventurous personality?, I need to think it through. Would also like to add more similarities between the reincarnated and the originals but I have not thought that throught at all yet. But still, very excited to go with this even if it crashes and burns midway because of convoluted plot and fanfiction-tier writing. But I want to do it.

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>>51284940
Forgot to mention it, was also thinking of adding some SMT tier magic but I have also, not fully thought that through.
Also, ESL so a bit harder than my usual works.

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>>51285172
Also, adding magic might be the worst cop-out. Just saying.

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>>51273043
Pounding Azki's big fat ass

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>>51286240
SEX

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>>51286240
this model is way better than her current one

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>>51286393
>short skirt so you can see the cheeks
vs
>long skirt that hides her ass, making it more tantalizing
nope, you are just wrong

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>>51284940
First off this prompt is a bit of a fucking mess.
Secondly If you're going with smt magic >>51285172 isn't the obvious solution for how a couple of goobers defeat a megacorp is by using magic to destroy the internet ala shadowrun's crash of 2029 or cyberpunk's datakrash since it's simultaneously tying together the chuuba being virtual and the not!Microsoft/Google being a tech company.

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>>51286804
No you are wrong for the same reasons you've outlayed.

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>>51283397
You just got bullied into writing something you don't like. You're just going to burn yourself out

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>>51283397
I don't think anyone was trying to convince you to keep writing for Sand Planet if you didn't like it. The main thing I noticed was that you apparently start a series and then something happens that either leaves it in a state where it wanted more, or it's abandoned. If you hate the pirate genre, it won't be a fun time for you. You shouldn't force yourself to write something that isn't fun unless it's a minor slog before getting to the really fun stuff you want to see.

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>>51283397
Of you don't like it you should just write an ending. Even if it's rushed and bad it'll be good practice for you. Writers tend to have 10x more experience writing a beginning than an ending.

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Hey you writer, did your fic not get enough attention on release? Tell the thread about it again here. Maybe you'll get more feedback.

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>>51273043
Mixing your cum in the cookies you bake and making a dumb chuuba eat it.

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>>51195080
>holoslavia
Thank you for your support, anon. I'll do my best to meet your expectations.

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>>51287640
I wasn't. I gave it a good hard think and I think, even if I don't finish it, it's a good place to test some ideas. I think I did give up on it a bit to quickly.

>>51288501
They weren't but I think it was a fair critique to say that I should really stick to things I start. So at least for now I'll try to keep going with it. If nothing else, it's practice.

>>51289064
Right. That's what lead me to keep working on it. It actually lends itself well for practice since I'm going to make it more episodic than overarching.

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>>51292120
ill admit i was one of the naysayers, i thought it wasnt gonna be good.
glad you proved me wrong comrade

[Anonymous No.]

I need a name for a type of steel... I've got it: Indestructim. See it's clever because it's indestructible.

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>>51292972
just use some mumbo jumbo or a mythical name, its way cooler
>This ship is made of Rhadamanthys!

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>>51292972
There are 118 elements

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>>51292972
What's wrong with good ol' Damascus steel?

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>>51292972
Super steel. Like steel, but super.

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>>51292972
Just have it be steel, but you do some wacky formatting and have it be bolded with [Steel] being in brackets.

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>>51292972
Unless the type of steel being used is central to the plot, just call it steel.
Of course, if this is for worldbuilding purposes, you can call it something like Valkorium if it's used by some proud warrior race, or Titanite if it's some sort of steel-gemstone composite. There's a lot of possibilities.

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I dreamt of my graduated oshi streaming again as another character and doing well, but even in the dream, I found out that the stream was actually old and that the new company she was working for had gone under, with my oshi disappearing from the internet without a trace.

There's only pain...

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>>51291343
I've been wanting to write something like this but with the talents only. One of the girls mixes in maybe her period blood in candy she made for another girl.

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>>51292972
Better than Gundanium.

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>>51295183
Why?

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>>51290649
This post made me go into the archive for the posts in which I published my stories, but I think all of them got a fair amount of attention.
In other news, I'm not sure whether I love or hate that hairstyle on Fubbers.

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>>51294720
who was it?

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>>51295648
>In other news, I'm not sure whether I love or hate that hairstyle on Fubbers.
I think it works for the exhibitionist thing the art is going for, otherwise I don't think it fits her normally.

The real question is if chuunibuki is good. I don't hate it, but I only really care for it with my headcanon for writing that she morphs into a total perv whenever she has the bangs like that

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>>51297775
I like chuunibuki mostly because it was inspired by the innovation of them being able to attach stuff to their models.

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>>51295311
Why not?

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>>51273043
breaking coco into a submissive wife

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>>51301867
Who?

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A controlling and jealous Matsuri gf is all I want from life. God, please ruin my life

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I wanted to do some quick practice so I drew "Miyuki", in quotations because I didn't look at her description again before doing this. I'll use it as a bump

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>>51304214
>>51304400
That artist really likes his balls being in perilous situations

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>>51307181
And I wish it was me, because I'm all for it

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>>51307181
I wish women had balls, they're perfect for torture play.

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>>51307271
You could do that with their clit I suppose

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>>51307780
I like clit torture, but as far as methods and tools go it's basically the same as nipple torture because of the size - pinching, flicking, clamps...
The reaction is of course usually different, to be fair.

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>>51307780
I don't like it when they spray piss all over the place. I'm good

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>>51304214
>>51304400
>>51307230
Wouldn't her partner be of no use to her after she's successfully crushed his balls?

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>>51306664
UOHHHH OC CUNNY
That said, head looks too big but I can't draw for the life of me so

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>>51308365
She won't really crush it. She'll just grab them really hard and demand you to explain while you go "ow ow ow" and try to explain as fast as you can so she lets go. It's the hottest thing in the world. God I miss my ex.

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>>51308734
Oh, right. I'd have thought she really would because going "ow ow ow" as you explain as fast as you can so that she would let go sounds even more suspicious.
Then again I've never been in a relationship before nor have I never had my balls nearly crushed into grapes. I wouldn't for the life of me do anything that'd put my balls in danger.

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>>51308903
NTA, but balls are a lot tougher than one might think. They'll be fine even if it hurts really badly.

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>>51308903
Well, they aren't in danger. Some people enjoy getting jackhammers or high heels on their cocks and balls and they (in most cases) turn out fine. You really can't actually crush a testicle by just squeezing it unless you're dealing with Kanata. And the girl lets go once what you explained to her makes enough sense, but she'll usually continue holding it while she thinks about it silently. When she lets go, she'll probably say something like "next time I won't let go" or whatever.

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>>51306664
I'm 100% sure Fubuki would approve of this drawing.

>>51297775
>>51297874
I like it. It scratches a different kind of itch. Wouldn't want it to take over, though, as her regular hairstyle is equally as good if not better.

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>>51309113
Uhh... I mean sledgehammer, not jackhammer. Don't try it at home.

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>>51309101
>>51309113
I see. I never knew about that as I didn't think balls were that tough. I learn something new everyday it seems.
Although now that you mention Kanata I really want to see a fic where she accidentally crushes your balls because you want her to go a bit harder and she forgets her own strength and squeezes them as hard as she can.

[Anonymous No.]

What are your favorite non-chuuba characters in stories?
OC or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51311309
The slime in HoloFantasy

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>>51311309
My favourite character in HoloJourneys is me.

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>>51311309
Anon...

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>>51311309
I enjoyed the bone bros in HoloFantasy. I'm such a sucker for gooners. I should write some at some point.
For HoloJourneys, it's me. I'm my favorite. For a non-anon choice, while also not including the main cast spirits, since that wouldn't be fair because they're my brain children, my favorite so far has gotta be Harold and his water wife. I enjoyed all the interactions, and what they ultimately left Anon with when it was time to move on.

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>>51312207
>>51313540
I'm honoured that I'm your favourite character in that series. I'll continue to do my best while adventuring and impregnating.

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>>51313664
Godspeed bro. I'll do my best to get you there. Also, spoilers: You're in for a hell of ride, so strap in, stay hydrated, and hopefully your pelvis stays intact.

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Thinking about it, I exist in many different dimensions mostly just to have sex with hot chuubas. That's pretty awesome.

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>>51314189
Wow, me too! What a coincidence.

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>>51317055

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>>51317093

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>>51317093

[Anonymous No.]

Don't lose hope...
Your favorite series will update...

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>>51318001
(It won't)

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[Anonymous No.]

>Learn that many of my favorite stories were written by the same dude
>He's dropped all of them

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>>51321469
Find his address and mail him a cumsock.

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>>51311940
...Cherry? Why?

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Post an old prompt that stuck with you, lets see if it gets something going

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>>51323587
I still want to see that Sora childhood friend greentext into a story, but I'll probably end up writing it myself at this point

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>>51323587
Does anyone remember that greentext chain about dating Sora but not knowing she was a chuuba/idol?
I think the concept would be a solid base for a romance/ tragedy with Sora.
Also this I think this Ina greentext about how the ancient ones love you but Ina doesn't could be expanded into a pretty good fic
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTABmUKo34wCWWgLExZ9kFAGlOgS7ESVVcvpDeNkfsO8DAligNPFDzoyIGv22tOgQmEX5Ijx5hVNEFV/pub

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>>51326418
was that the one where a photo of you two holding hands causes a nuclear yab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51272000
>Reading auntieanon puts you on a watchlist
B-Bros...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51329343
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>51326992
I think it was? I remember the greentext chain fizzling out around that point once a threadshitter started complaining about the greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51273003
too big

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>>51323587
>(You) are a demanding and ambitious man, working in upper management for a trending entertainment company. Your rule is strict - some would even call you cold, but that's just impartial fairness manifesting, according to your own words. The staff - talents and fellow managers alike - admire you regardless. One day, one of the company scouts introduces a new talent - one that turns out to be an old acquaintance of yours.
>Hoshimachi Suisei.
>You promptly voice your concerns, strictly against nepotism hires, but the other staff ask you to reconsider and give her a chance. Besides, she shows a ruthless drive and ambition seldomly seen in other talents. Time passes and like an unstoppable avalanche Suisei keeps on moving forward, until it turns out that the root cause for her incentive is nothing other than... to win back the love and affection of (you), her older brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51334197
>spoiler
[>tfw no little sister Suisei/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>51334197
Congratulations, anon. You have given me the idea for my next fic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51338437
And so another anon takes a shot at making suicest. Comet speed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51337053
Looks like the hoof of a celestial dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51340782
You mean the Tenryūbito

[Anonymous No.]

I hunger for fuckable fox flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate winter. God, what a useless season. Everything comes to a halt, from the plants to the animals, to the people, and especially to my writing. Even if it snows, snow isn't fun at all. Can't wait for Winter to be eradicated in a decade or two.

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>>51342844
Put another shirt on you nonce, winter is 10,000x better than summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>51342891
I drank too much cold water so now I'm shivering like crazy... another shirt won't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343021
Have you tried drinking hot water to cancel it out? Go on, then, have a cup of tea. You know you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51342844
sometimes it be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343100
> Tea
I'll stay cold, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343237
Come on then, you silly old sausage! Warmth and happiness are just a quick boil of the kettle away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343280
> Tea

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>>51343340
Tea drinkers statistically have more sex than the average person by about 320%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343373
Yeah, anal sex, as the receivers

[Anonymous No.]

>tea civil war arc
I guess we've had worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343597
Two faggots derailing the thread with off-topic bullshit is not a civil war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343558
Even if that were true, which it's not since my puckered starfish is most definitely exit only, that's still more sex than you're having!

The consumption of tea is also associated with an increased perceived level of wealth and social status.

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>>51343634
You're right, maybe we should go back to talking about Conan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343021
As someone from Scandinavia that drinks a lot of water, I can relate. I probably wouldn't survive winters without hot mead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343861
>hot mead
People drink mead hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343861
How is mead? I've been wanting to try it for ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343917
Tastes like honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51343909
Wait until you learn that people drink sake hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344150
I can sort of understand sake like I can understand mulled wine, but mead? Hot honey alcohol sounds a little bit distasteful.

[Anonymous No.]

You people could be talking about previous fics or even talk about the one fic posted in this thread instead of something that isn’t even /wg/-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344240
>talking about previous fics or even talk about the one fic
Nice one, anon, next you're going to tell us that /wg/ is about writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344240
>>51344263
So which is your favourite edition of Conan the Barbarian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344240
GET PREGNANT YOU DAMN SLUTTY OCTOWOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344240
Your post isn't talking about fics either. There's no limit to the amount of posts; people making conversation is only natural and makes for a better atmosphere. Complaining about the state of the thread while not actually contributing what you advocate for is always shitposting, and noone buys the samefagging that goes on here. If you're sincere and not shitposting, lead by example or shut up.
Any complaint about the thread that isn't accompanied by a story or a substantial comment about a story shouldn't be taken seriously.

>>51343909
Only when it's -10°C or below and I'm going outside, or I'm feeling really cold inside. It goes down really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344448
Fucking based.

And if that's what you want to drink on a cold night, more power to you.

I'm always partial to a hot chocolate with extra cocoa and marshmallows in it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344240
Don't know if you're being serious or not, but in the off chance that you are being serious, the thread is already over. No point in trying to remain on-topic when the vast majority of the people here don't. Just hope and pray that the next thread you have people wanting to talk about /wg/-related things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344605
Dude. Stop samefagging. Not a soul on this planet would fall for it at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51342844
>*checks date*
Uh dude? When's the last time you left the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344676
It is actually winter in certain parts of the world that are not the united states.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344649
Yes, yes, any person who disagrees with you is the same person. I’m not getting into your schizophrenia ranting so find someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344717
I give up. Mother always said you can't fix stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344676
It's 14°C outside, want me to show you a thermometer? Fucking freezing my legs over here. I miss my second skin. Stockings should morally be acceptable as second skin emergency replacements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344758
>It's 14°C outside
Concentrate on thickening your first skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344711
It's winter in Europe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344711
What? No, that doesn't happen. Date says it's June, and I trust my local weatherman. Unless you're pic rel, then I might buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344997
>and I trust my local weatherman
Ahh, and there's your problem right there. They can generally be relied upon to tell you when it's going to be sunny, but if they ever tell you it's going to rain - you'd best put as many loads in the washing machine as you can, because it's going to be the hottest, driest day in 50 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344997
That girl is trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

Should Ina's tentacles have suckers? Give your opinions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51346402
Yes, yes they should. They only perk up when she's aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51346402
I mean, they already look like they have suckers so I don't get the question?

[Anonymous No.]

What do I wank to tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344997
This fucking penguin needs correction. Calling us "public use" in her last ASMR, I'll show this brat the true meaning of public use!!
No seriously though that sounds kind of hot. People taking turns with her while she tries her best to keep up the ASMR, but her high pitched little moans keep coming through as people plap the penguin

[Anonymous No.]

>>51346817
You're mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>51346907
She's dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>51346920
Then she can't say no, lucky you

[Anonymous No.]

>>51346938
Technically she can't say yes either and the absence of a no isn't consent in a court of law and also fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>51346824
Honestly, she plays the "uptight brat in need of correction" role really well.
She deserves her spot in Obsydia (the bitch gen)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51344240
Either set the example yourself or just report rather than bitch about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Bunp

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[Anonymous No.]

Do you actually like seeing girls getting beat up? That's kinda sick

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Dullachan is oshi material. He should be your oshi if you actively write in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51350197
I've never been able to figure out if Mumei is the kind of girl who would only be able to have loving, nurturing sex or if she would want to be spat on and choked. I can't imagine it's anywhere in between.

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>>51351204
Only if they're beating the shit out of me as well.
I love violence, but guro/ryona/bdsm are so one-sided that it's not even fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351257
If you love him so much then why don't you marry him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351266
I'm pretty sure she defaults to the former, but would do whatever her partner wanted if he decided to be forceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351204
Yes, we need more ryona fics. The writers that have given it a shot here have made some amazing ryona scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351382
>>51351204
Gahhhh, I'm writing a ryona fic right now that I really want to share, but it's not close to done yet....
Thanks, you've given me the motivation to write even harder today.
I hope it satisfies when I do drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351354
Because he wasn't an option in Ninisanni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51286953
So, after thinking about your critique for a while I have decided to scale down on some things, once I have enough free time I will post the preliminary version of this. Will change a lot of things for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I do partake in Ryona as well. Only the most peculiar of kinds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351266
I can't even figure out if Mumei knows about sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351204
Only if they like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351967
She knows hooman... I'm sorry... YWN be able to teach her the wonders of it firsthand

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351266
Having casual vanilla sex with her and then pulling her hair, Mooms realizes she loves it and goes forth from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351266
Mumei is clearly a dirty whore idk what yall on about. Is this some weird unicorn roleplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51273043
you going around the world looking for kemonomimi chuubas trying to sex them all while doing David Attenborough like descriptions of them once you find them

[Anonymous No.]

>>51352569
to add to this, you can include shit like dressing up as okayu to sex korone instead of her beating you to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>51352509
Character play, we are talking about the character, not the "girl behind".

[Anonymous No.]

>>51352509
How many girls have you been with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51352673
All

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351967
She's the inventor of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51352353
I got no plans to sex the owl, but I'm just trying to get an idea for what she thinks about the act itself. It could make for a funny scene I came up with involving council, but I didn't know if it was too outlandish to think she either doesn't know what real sex looks like, or just forgot. I also can't get a bead on if she would find it gross or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51352806
I'm not so sure about that one bro.

[Anonymous No.]

So chapter titles: based or cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51353340
Necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51352838
She strikes me as asexual. Like she knows about sex, but it's not even on her radar. She's got more important things to do. Facilitating atrocities and what have you.
Yes I know about her rm, I'm talking about the character.

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>>51352509
Sometimes she comes across like girls I dated when I was younger who were incredibly sex shy, and then every once in a while she says something a little kinky and it makes me thinky. Maybe she's just the kind of girl who needs to warm up to you first before unveiling her power level.

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>>51353340
They're based if they're actually "based" off of the chapter they're put in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51353340
Depends on the style you're going for. Some people like titles, some people like numbers, some people like titles and numbers, and some people like to jumble it all up. Chapter titles, like everything else in a piece, are ultimately things you can manipulate to get the vibe you want.

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>>51353446
Mumei seems a lot like Sui-chan in the regard. Neither of them don't know about sex but both seem to just not be interested in it in any way. Honestly I think Suisei and Mumei would get along great, the two have a lot in common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51353917
Aren't you forgetting someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354055
Lui has said before that Iroha isn't as seiso as she seems. I'd put her in the "hiding her power level" camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51353446
Not being on her radar is a good way to put it I think. I think I'll keep that in mind if I want to go through writing this scene with her or not. Thanks bro. Also
I couldn't give two shits about RMs, I'm writing fucking vtuber fanfiction. I don't want to know what's behind the curtain. That's not my damn business.
>>51353340
As someone who usually has to spend at least an hour sometimes coming up with titles, I am obligated to say they are based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354055
>>51354108
Iroha assaults her pussy for hours while cuddling and kissing her Suisei daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354186
>spoiler
Rare and based /vt/ poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354055
yes. People often forget about Iroha. She's the Ina of HoloX

[Anonymous No.]

>>51353446
Unfortunately, that falls apart once you realize that, Mumei endorsing or causing atrocities means she likely knows about the ensuing rape-fests and sexual violence that follow after invasions or other tragic events.
>>51352806
Not only is she the inventor of SEX, she's the inventor of RAPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354399
>forget
I think about this cute samurai every day. She WILL get her time in the spotlight and it's going to be adorable, dramatic, and have sword fights too! The dynamic I have planned for her is one I'm super excited to write, I can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354593
Your english is getting really good Iroha. Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei likes to talk about breeding, she just doesn't want to be bred herself - as she says, she likes to watch. I think the same goes for all kinds of sexual topics as well as crimes, atrocities and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354707
>as she says, she likes to watch.
Mumei NTR aficionado?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354750
I don't think so, because she wouldn't be in a relationship herself. She just watches other couples having sex, without dreaming of ever being in the place of one or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354750
She's just a voyeur bro.You don't have to be emotionally invested in either party to just like watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354823
>>51354825
Alright, got it fellow anons, never ever again saying that Mumei has to do anything with NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354823
>>51354825
Damn, just one post between the mindsynced anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354684
>implying Iroha could have written two pages of my story without instantly writing herself in Suisei's bedroom surrounded by rose petals with one of the thorny flowers clenched in her teeth.
>implying she could survive the slow burn I have in store for the comet

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354897
>>51354898
>same second
>sequential post numbers
Damn, if only the posts also said the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354707
Now I'm imagining a Corrupting Nene scenario, except this time it's the chuuba corrupting you.
>"Anon, don't kid yourself. I've seen how you keep staring at that girl. I know you're into her. You should take what you want. I'll even help you out. I know the route she takes home. It'll be easy. What do you say?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354937
>>51354938
Okay, we have to stop posting on cooldown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354919
>the slow burn I have in store for the comet
tell me more anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354919
>slow burn
Yeah, that's the spirit, make her get pent up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354919
It's very fitting that Iroha will see the comet coming for a long time and yet be wholly unable to handle its massive impact.
>>51354937
Sounds a bit similar to the "watching others breed" idea with Watame that we had some time ago, but maybe more dark and less seductive.

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>>51354937
Or an scenario were the chuuba can't ask you out because she's already corrupted and doesn't feel like she can be with you so she slowly corrupts you "as a friend" to get you low enough for her to not feel bad about asking you out and being with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Lots of very creatively inspired anons right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51355019
A quest driven by jealousy and self-made horrors based on the comet's own insecurities. It'll be a rough trip with its harsh ups and downs, but maybe she will learn a thing or two about herself and be able to connect healthily with others, if she doesn't kill them first.
>>51355066
I do love penting chuubas and characters up until it explodes in a fiery marathon of SEX.
>>51355116
You just gave me a good idea for an encounter involving the two that further puts Iroha's emotions up against her sense of duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51355640
lots of really horny ones too

[Anonymous No.]

>>51355894
I mean, that's what drives half of /wg/. It goes together

[Anonymous No.]

>>51355894
The bedroom is one of the most important places to be creative in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51355894
Yeah sorry I just saw a new animation of AZKI getting pounded @DrBeeeee and I can't help myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>51355894
Half of the Suisei fics exist because of her auto-imposed lack of fanservice involving lewd. That sexual frustration was eventually going to leak into someplace or SOMETHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354937
>"See? Told you it'd be easy. Wasn't that fun? You sure LOOKED like you were having fun. Now then, let's do the cleanup."
>"What do you mean 'what do I mean'? She's seen our faces. Obviously we can't let her just walk away. She has to 'go,' know what I mean?"
>"...What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's a bit late to be getting cold feet. Or do you want to go to prison? Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't do this."
>"...That's what I thought. We're in this together now. Now help me get the tarp out of the trunk. Don't worry, they'll never find the body. I've done this before."

[Anonymous No.]

>>51355585
Sounds like a matsuri fic... If you were talking about sexual corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51353446
I don't know how it is called, but she strikes me more as the type that is like, asexual but gets interested into things, if she gets interested into a human she might go as far as to unironically fuck him/her but don't expect a relationship, she's there for the thrill of discovery, not for a stay. And will get back to more important matters once you are not interesting but in the actual sense that she KNOWS enough of you now that she won't squeeze any extra knowledge from you by staying. So she will go. Like always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51356611
The only reason I have not writen fics about JP is because I, the filthy gaijin, don't know their personalities even if I can get glimpses from hearing their incoherent (to me) japanese ramblings.
>Lacks context
Do we have some actual spreadsheet or something that details how chuubas act?, I feel in dire need of better explained context, I know that going by clips is not feasible in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51356124
Suisei is a seductress of the highest order. She only makes it hotter by being such a frigid bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Tips for writing one handed? You know because I'm uh... cripple... yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51358709
Text to speech and you can no hand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51358709
Is it better to write horny or sober?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51358709
It will be slow going no matter how you slice it, unless you got some sort of keyboard that enables you to type faster with just the one hand. There isn't really a tip I can give other than to accept your pace and try not to get discouraged by it. You can also just use your phone too.
But you can ultimately try just taking your hand out of your pants and get the words done first before you go to town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51358841
If you're writing a smut scene, you should work on it in both states at least once

[Anonymous No.]

>>51358709
When I used to do it, I wrote something, jerked off really fast, went "holy shit this idea is super hot" then continued writing and so on so forth until either I cum and stop writing or focus too much on the story and go soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>51358885
Usually I just give it a few squeezes through the pants and get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51358709
Start very slowly, if something gets you going, capitalize on that, then slow the fuck down and repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51351257
He's too much of a gun autist for me to tolerate his smalltalk. Very cute otherwise though

[Anonymous No.]

>>51354937
>>51356402
Interesting ideas, but what if you primarily featured Mumei as the Guardian of Civilization? Not a weird girl you're friends with but an ancient, powerful being that decided to help you out for her own amusement (or pity?).

[Anonymous No.]

JK Mio demands your seed

[Anonymous No.]

Bereft of dreams yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51370509
JK Mio blackmailing (You) with social suicide if you don't give her your seed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51371976
>Nee...pff..nee mr...hahah...gi-give me your..pff...S-sBAAHHAHAHAHA
Then you wait for her to stop laughing and then sekuhara

[Anonymous No.]

>>51372588
And then it turns out (You) blackmail her instead and make her do sexual acts to you, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51374690
No. The hag hunters drop by and zap your hag fucker powers away for touching a woman below the age of 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>51370509
Do NOT post pictures of my wife in her youth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51375158
Oh, so we adding hag hunters now into that prompt? I thought (You) would lose the hag powers when you find out Mio isn't the hag she says she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51375158
Does this instantly turn you into a shota?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51383393
All drawings are cute EXCEPT FOR Laplus'

[Anonymous No.]

>>51383393
I find it really absurd how some people can't even draw the most basic form of something, like that stereotypical car or fish drawing toddlers do. Like c'mon, you don't have to be an expert to know that an elephant isn't a giant fucking ball. I wonder if it is something related with the brain and imagination, or if it really is just because they never drew something ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>51384250
The whole gimmick of the stream was that they were acting like children. Laplus didn't draw as best as she could, she tried to imitate a cute children's drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51384386
But it sounds like something Laplus would do so I still have the right to be upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51384640
I can see that, given that she's a loli character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51384756
She is a literal child. She was playing on the playground with kids recently.

[Anonymous No.]

> she looks at you like this
Wdyd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51385279
That sounds like it would make for a fucked up smut fic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51388935
Dogeza and ask for permission to fap to her lesbian orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>51388935
I'll let you know 100 chapters from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51388935
Push her away and go after Botan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51384250
Fox Sexu Time. Hm, that or Nenechi...ah heck it, both. Polka & Nenechi at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51390945
Wrong spoiler, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51388935
Gently undress them and carry them to bed, then see what they'll want to do before joining in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51388966
Lalpus showing a bunch of shotas how to "feel good" inside the playhouse, with their parents outside and unsuspecting because she looks like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51391962
This but the shotas are all fat men in their 40's who are balding

[Anonymous No.]

>>51394672
Literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51388935
Depends on how drunk I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51388935
Pronebone Polka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51371765
I had a /wg/ dream about some anon posting a link to a wiki article instead of a link to their fic and getting dunked on by the entire thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51397781
While she eats out Lamy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51398031
I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51394672
I don't think they'd fit in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>51397927
What an oddly specific dream. Has something similar happened to you before? That's one of those dreams which is actually likely to happen; perhaps it was a premonition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51398651
Laplus will also tell that to their dicks, and much like you, she will be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Do I just start writing because I'm too shy to make the requests I really want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51398977
No, I actually woke up from it because I felt the need to read that article and join in on the dunking. Then I woke up and saw that no one in the thread had made that blunder. Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399141
That's a better bet because prompts are very rarely taken up nowadays.
We're critically low on writers so by all means, pick up the pen.
Use google docs or rentry as a word processor, unless you know what you're doing, and post the share links to this thread with the story anchor tagged and they'll get archived. If you use google docs, make sure to hit 'publish to web' beforehand otherwise you'll grab an edit url which ISN'T anonymous, we'll see your google account, and we WILL dunk on you until you hand over your lunch money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399141
You don't have to if you just

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399474
>>51399503
Yeah I do. My oddly specific fetishes and desires aren't going to be picked up anyway. They're all too self indulgent and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399592
You can always pay someone else to do them. MWanon takes everything vanilla and pekoanon takes EVERYTHING.

Cheapest and most accurate way to do it is to just try your hand at writing them out yourself, though.

What are your fetishes? Don't be shy, we've got some really weird /d/-tier ones in here already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399792
I'm way too broke or I'd consider paying someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399856
Pull open that word processor then, son. Or if it's kinky enough, maybe weirdanonv2 will consider writing it for you. You may as well post something - shoot your shot, even if it misses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399967
Another time when I feel more anonymous, I've made too much of a stir already. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51399141
>>51399856
Jesus, it's not like you can be identified. Just shoot the prompt and even in the worst cases that it gets mocked or ignored you can never bring it up again and no one'll be the wiser. If you're lucky you might catch the interest of a similarly-repressed regular author and then everyone'll be the happier for it

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>>51400187
Uh, you ARE anonymous. Well, whatever. Come back when you aren't so self-conscious.

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>>51400243
Another time when I feel more anonymous, I've made too much of a stir already. Sorry.

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>>51273043
Before the thread ends. The Room, but chuubas.
>"You're tearing me apart, Ina!"
>"I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Ina so much."
>“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot. Oh hi, Suisei.”
>“Anyway, how’s your sex life?”

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>>51400703
Low effort and unimaginative.

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>>51400855
ye

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>>51399856
Request it and I'll do it for free.

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>>51400991
Another time when I feel more anonymous, I've made too much of a stir already. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh so this is the new tactic to get the thread bumped! Amazing

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>>51401086
Just a shitposter huh? We don't need anymore of ypu

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>>51401158
I was thinking the exact same thing, he pushed it to 310 and then devolved into shitposting.

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>>51401273
Yeah, it takes real autism to think of stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

New thread
>>51401301

[Anonymous No.]

Live

[Anonymous No.]

>>51406826
Dense motherfucker