/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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EN3 IS NIGH

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>>51469646
THEN FUCKING MAKE THE MIRACLE HAPPEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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EN3 WILL BE FAUNA'S NEPO HIRES

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>>51469646
FAUNA ANNOUNCING EN3 LETS GOOOOOO

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>>51469775

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Most ironic part of that music video was them giving Gura the line "Swept up into a stream."

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>>51469646
And it turns to be a bunch of traps called tempiss 3

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>>51469930
DudeThat'sCringe

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>>51469930
>Forced her way out because she was transferring corpos
The shitshow would be legendary

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>>51469853
She keeps on saying she don't have the power but we knew all along, she ain't Mother Nature for nothing

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>>51469646
Surely

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>>51469646
Nope Mori opened her fat mouth once again and revealed this song has been in the works for, to quote her own words, "a very very very very long time" meaning months. So nah sorry no EN3! You can thank Mori this time for killing the hope immediately!

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>>51469646
Holovive is EN3

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>>51469775
oh fuck no, imagine shondo in Hololive

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SHONDO FOR EN3
WE WILL FINALLY GET OUR GURA KILLER

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How many times do you dipshits have to ramp yourselves up only to be let down? This seesawing can't be healthy.

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>>51469646
EN5

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>>51471587
Sorry anon! Mori had to reveal this song was actually in the works for months if not over a year so unfortunately no new EN gen! Please understand!

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Speaking of miracles, Kronii's line gave me flashbacks to the Shin-chan dubbed ending theme. I loved that song in like 2001. It'd be a miracle if she did a cover of it. "Wo~~~ke up late this mornin'"

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>>51471587
If she does re-debut, I wonder if she'll talk like a human woman and not a creepy fetus.

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Just imagine EN3 full of Nepotism Hires
Bae for Miori
Fauna for Shondo
Mori for Milky queen
Kiara for Pomu
Kronii for Yuria
how would EN3 interact with each other?

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>>51471391
Anon, do you think they were not prepping debuts for months or they decided they will never debut another en group again?

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>>51469646
Do you fags get tired of EN3 threads

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>>51472187
Sorry mAh man but one of them is taking by the YouTuber "Vtuber Theorists" so yeah select the 4 you wish to be in it

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>>51469646
Bruh who wrote the lyrics?! It's fills with fucking lies coming out of HoloEN.

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>>51472580
The EN3 threads will continue until EN3 debuts

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>>51472869
SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY

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Retarded

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>>51469646

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>>51472187
if fucking shondo makes it in I'll just stop watching EN forever, I hate that bitch

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>>51473061
>SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
>HoloEN
Hahahahauahahahahahahah

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>>51472187
>Kronii for Yuria
Is there any chance of that happening for real? I feel she's happy with the buff she's gotten from . collabing with her semi regularly

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>>51473501
holoEN is somehow still better than phaseshitters and nijiEN.

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>>51473581
Well, I doubt any indi girl that’s serious into the Vtuber thing would skip the chance to join holo, unless they have personal reasons against it, at minimum it will ensure them 200K subs and a average of 3K viewers

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>>51473773
no one will ever be worse than phaseshitters. imagine being in the situation where the fanbase is small enough to be 90% groomers but big enough to think they are the hottest shit that ever hit vtubing. I wish only pain and suffering on phaseniggers.

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>>51474224
Amen. Phaseniggers get the rope

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>>51472187
>Kiara for Pomu
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>>51469646
how many nepotism hires this time? council had 3 - sana, bae and irys

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>>51472187
Imagine if EN3 was actually not that and they scouted good talents

fuck off you fag

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>>51474422

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>>51469930
They stopped hiring camwhores after sankisen

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>>51474600
who is the nepo link for bae or irys?

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>>51473581
Yuria failed auditions before, she's not Holo material
Kronii would have to beg real hard to get her in

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>>51473501
Then why are you jealous?

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>>51474600
IRyS got in because of her youtube channel how is she a nepo hire?

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>>51471991
You're a creepy fetus.

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>>51472187
shondo isn't in EN3, she said a billion times she's staying indie, if anyone is a nepo link for fauna it's bubbly bunnana who graduated a few months ago

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>>51475094
There's a rrat that she was a nepo hire by Mel

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Two of the best vsingers, Chapipi went to idol and Beryl is (probably) going to Phase.

I'd be very surprised if Hololive got quality vtubers who were good singers. Most anime cover fleshtubers aren't made for vtubing.

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>>51469646
What killed the hype?

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>>51475586
Never heard of that rrat before but her youtube channel alone made her more qualified than most HoloENs except maybe Gura
I don't think she needed nepo help to get in

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>>51473389
What did shondo do lol

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>>51475647
>>>>two of the best

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>>51475586
Doesn't AZKi make more sense? Weren't they literally part of the same unit before Holo?

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>>51471391
How long do you think it takes to hire for a new gen, anon?

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>>51474998
you said that as if people haven't audition and failed 10x plus just to get into hololive and then actually end up getting accepted

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>>51472187
Miori has said she's staying indie.

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>>51475032
I am laughing tho we all know HoloEN is leeching on pay checks and bring nothing to Cover's reputation in the West.

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>>51469646
Sorry, pal.

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>>51475872
Yes, that's right.

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>>51475963
Yeah that's true I guess
Although I stand by the part about her not being Hololive material, I watch her for the . collabs and she's fucking boring

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>>51475912
No Mel and IRyS were in a unit and did at least 6-7 songs together.

In fact, if you really want to go down the rabbit hole of utaites, like half of Holo may have been Mel's nepotism hires.

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>>51474998
I have no idea who Yuria is
But holo EN auditions seem to be a bit of a crapshoot anyway, since they seem to primarily grade on resume - everyone they hired had either impressive resumes or were bilingual (and still had promising resumes on paper)
Assuming these EN recruiters are the same group that hired tempus shitters (because wtf else were they doing for 2 whole fucking years), I'm not confident in their ability to gauge actual talent

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>>51469646
This is the best one

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Holobeggars are fucking wild.

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>>51476010
You mean homoEn are leeching off the girls paycheck.

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>>51476351
We need to wake Gura up so she can stream!

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>>51475938
Judging from Tempus Vanguard, 2 months? Was it even shorter?

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>>51476358
rent free

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>>51476153
Do they care about doing idol stuff should be the guidelines.

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Oh heck yeah, can't wait for EN3 after all the first two gens ended up being so good, that I can't wait to have more of it!

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>>51477112
This but unironically

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>>51476150
>like half of Holo may have been Mel's nepotism hires
Good.

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>>51477112
This but genuinely.

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>>51473773
Somehow? It's not even close. The production value and professionalism is on another level.

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>>51476150
>In fact, if you really want to go down the rabbit hole of utaites, like half of Holo may have been Mel's nepotism hires.
So she acted as a scout (Like Jim Devellano), and did her job.

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>>51477112
I mean it's possible if they had

Another IRyS who isn't always throat hort
Another Gura who actually streams
Another Kiara who doesn't have an awful fucking fake voice
Another Fauna who never drops the mask
Another Ame who doesn't openly spite her fans

That's 5, could make a gen out of that. The odds of them hitting gold on all 5 though is unlikely.

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>>51477241
>>51477306
Obviously nepotism hires is a bit of a shorthand, I doubt very much anyone was hired because they knew Mel, but it's possible she suggested them, or that management might have been like "You've worked with this person in the past, what are they like?" which would definitely be a huge step up among other candidates.

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>>51477338
>Another Kiara who doesn't have an awful fucking fake voice
That's basically Beryl and she can rival Gura's singing.
She's not going to be in.

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>>51474818
Kronii is IRyS's nepo hire, but maybe they hire Karen (no not Mori) in EN3.

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>>51469775
anything but this. imagine 5 new whores like her.

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>>51474998
Lui failed 5 times. The only thing holding Yuria back is that she's EU.

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>>51469646
What is this new cope again?

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>gura doesn't stream
>ame cares more about tempiss than her audience
>mori would rather hang out with her eceleb and vshojo friends
>ina treats it as a side gig
>kiara is fine but no one watches her anyway
>irys is fine for now
>mumei failed opsec but otherwise fine
>kronii cares more about tempiss than her audience
>bae would be fine but is too unstable
>fauna failed opsec, failed keyfab
>sana back hort, dog hurt, then quits
so 3/11 good ones? 1 good chuuba/gen

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>>51477773
>imagine five new Noels
Yes please

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>>51478183
Fuck you, Fauna is nothing like Noel. She can't even hold a candle to Noel's greatness.

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>>51478262
Yeah she doesn't titfuck a dildo on stream

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>>51478617
Why should I care what she does off stream?

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>>51474722
>Supposedly the miracle gen
Why stop if it worked so well

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>>51478617
bf here. sorry to saplings but fauna's titjobs are pretty good. she's got a smallish chest so she isn't very confident but she makes up for that with verve and panache. also please send more akasus next stream, I need her to buy me a new gaming pc on our anniversary

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>>51478694
You obviously do care what people do off their Hololive streams.

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>>51476150
>So this manager locked me in a room with him for hours and wouldn't let me leave, but I swear it was only one time, come work with us!

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>>51478842
Yeah, not off stream

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>EN3
>It's 5 Mori's
Be careful what you fags wish for

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>>51478869
We still don't know why she agreed to stay. Maybe she was able to negotiate a settlement like "Hire all my friends."

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>>51478949
Year 1or Idol Redemption arc?

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>>51469646
Who fucking cares.
All the good and passionate talent have been sucked up by other companies, every vtuber that's come out since Myth have been systematically stalked and documented so that any surprise or mystery of their debut will immediately be met with a jaded breakdown of their past life.

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>>51478949
I fail to see the problem

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>>51478974
Good point

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>>51478995
which redemption arc? there have been at least 3 which were followed by a valley greater than what preceded it

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>>51479022
I feel like you're in the wrong hobby if thst is a deal breaker for you

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>>51479042
That means she's trying at least. I was never one for mori, Kiara or Gura year one. But I will tip my hat to mori in the recent months.

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>>51478949
>5 girls with ambition and impeccable work ethic
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

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unfortunately all 5 members of en3 will be gura clones

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>>51479107
just be careful anon. I was lured in by one of her redemption arcs (the jump king one) and became quite fond of her at the time only to get burned by the following lean arc. I hope she stays on the path of redemption but we are talking about woman here so who knows what the future will bring

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>>51479213
And that is a bad thing how?

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>>51479278
They'd annibalize each others fanbase + it would get real old real fast.

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>>51479278
yeah everyone will only stream once per week.

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>>51479022
just because schizos stalk girls it doesn't mean I stalk girls, bullet points help to give more context but you only get to know someone by actually watching them

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>>51479369
>six streams a week from six guras
Once again how is this a bad thing

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>>51479322
Imagine the group sex offcollabs tho

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>>51479278
0 streams and shit tier work ethic.

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>>51475995
>Miori has said she's staying indie.
Miori would do anything realistically allowing her to quit medical school. HoloEN is a pretty damn good way of ensuring that.

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>>51473389
Shondo won't apply.

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>>51471391
Imagine having to turn everything into "pink woman bad". Have you even watched a single stream since 2021?

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Don’t know what you guys know, but hope Beryl is in. Also the GGN twins .
Throw in a couple EU’s for Kiara and we’re cooking

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>>51485124
>GGN twins
I doubt that they even want to be chuubas anymore, but if I’m wrong, my skeleton will shatter into dust as I kneel into oblivion.

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>>51469646
maybe they'll announce it after the concert and then we will have to wait a couple more of months

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Wonder if it's awkward for the girls any time there's talk of an announcement people start clamoring about EN3 or if they're used to it at this point
Not that it isn't warranted, it was a fair speculation a fucking year ago even

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Kiara and Mumei are Tempus3.

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>>51485645
This shouldn’t have made me laugh

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>>51479034
Problem?

All I see is me eating good.

T. Mori main

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>>51469775
>>51469930
Please no. I finally got over Riifu.

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>>51485993
God shes so based i ficking love my oshi

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>>51469646
Cool.

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>>51486074
Eugh, she's the first I liked that got graduated...dodged 02-24-2022 and many others that could have took one of my HoloSeven.

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>>51476738
anon-chama tempiss vanguard was a special case because they had two leftover hires. the turnover between audition announcement and debut for tempiss hq was around six months and I recall a similair length of time for council.

the song was in production for less time than en3 IF en3 is coming anon-chama.

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>>51475766
Tempiss

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>>51469646
Two more millennia.

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>>51473773
It's all the same shit. EN vtubing is a joke.

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>>51474614
Like who? There is nobody left. All decent indies were poached by smaller corpos or get decent ccv on twitch. EN3 is simply not happening.

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>>51488495
Don't you have some cam whore to go watch titfuck a dildo?

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>>51488630
Like Noel?

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>>51469646
>EN3
More homocollabers?
No, thanks.

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>>51488642
Yes, like noel

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>>51471508
is it Vive from spanish?

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>>51469930
Nobody that actually follows her should want this. She would crumble underneath Hololive's massive restrictions.

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>>51469646
Sorry, but EN3 won't happen until Q3 at the earliest. This upcoming weekend was literally the last day they could debut before the next wave of events, anniversaries, and birthdays. They can't even announce EN3 at the concert because of the JP5 concert that weekened and Cover doesn't want too many events going on to distract from either. Also, they likely won;t debut during the HoloCity event as they don't want fags saying. "MUH OSHI WASN'T IN IT", plus EN has anniverseries every month between now and mid September, so those months are out. So we are just left with October- December as remaining months for them to debut.

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>>51469646
EN4 when?

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>>51482760
cool

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>>51489140
>He underestimates just how incompetent Cover's scheduling is

I see you are new here