/vsj+/ - VShojo+ General

[Anonymous No.]

Good Morning Mother Fishers Edition

Welcome to /vsj+/! A thread to discuss VShojo and any Vtubers frequently associated with them.

The last couple hours? They never happened, capiche? At this late hour there's still 2 streams live. The first is Henya, who's STILL playing Only Up! She's been sick for a couple days now and honestly probably should have taken the day off, but she's seemingly committed to getting this game finished and has been streaming 7 goddamn hours. Let's just hope that doesn't backfire for her health-wise. But if the constant threat of falling so far you lose an hour's worth of progress isn't your thing then mouse is also LVIE! And she's playing more Fork Knife with her good pals Buff, Candii, and Haruka. Not much to say there, but it's a fun group. So those are the options now pick a stream and keep things comfy and civil by ignoring and especially reporting bait, and being excellent to each other.

VShojo is:
Froot - https://www.twitch.tv/apricot
Haruka - https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu
Hime - https://www.twitch.tv/hajime
Mel - https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody
Mouse - https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse
Zen - https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

VShojoJP is:
Henya
https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius
Nazuna
https://www.twitch.tv/amemiyanazuna
Kson
https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou
https://www.youtube.com/c/ksonONAIR

Related:
総長 + 会長 for dedicated Kson discussion
/るみな/ for dedicated Nazuna discussion
/999/ for dedicated Henya discussion
/lig/ for more focused + and ++ discussion

Previous Thread: >>51812633

[Anonymous No.]

Love my wolf wife

[Anonymous No.]

>LVIE

[Anonymous No.]

henya about to beat the jump game, it's pretty hard to lose any significant progress from here to the top

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[Anonymous No.]

who does she give this look to? anons

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever are The Anime People to do.
not finish for lelz a fight made of wars centuries old
To remain in the Anal of NO, as the justice triumphs without you?

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>>51822186
What happens at the top? I haven't even watched anyone play this game to completion yet

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>>51822238
That indisputable Chad. That winner of winners, king of kings. The almighty all-beloved Cinnamoroll.

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>>51822186
i feel like this game is only hard because of the jank incompetent game design
>>51822238
the thumbnail of this pic made think it was some fucked up gore

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>>51822374
It's a rage game. Modern QWOP, innit?

[Anonymous No.]

>mouse playing Fortnite
>timer is barely over an hour
It's over

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>>51822374
well yeah, it's a game meant to shill some shitty NFTs

[FanartAnon No.]

Still posting fat tits just in case.

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>>51822288
it's just a small cutscene with a little monologue over it iirc
it's really awkward, you walk into a black hole and then just like float out of it on an elevator and talk to a guy in an astronaut outfit
>>51822374
the ledge grab mechanic makes it kind of joke
there are unironically harder jumping puzzles in GW2, it's just annoying because it's long, has to be done in one sitting, and has that dumb and borderline unavoidable troll platform 80% of the way through that auto resets you to the bottom for no reason

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>>51822238
Looks like she came out of Arpeggio of Blue Steel.

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[Anonymous No.]

Love my space demon wife

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>>51822186
zenbros...

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>>51822511
>there are unironically harder jumping puzzles in GW2,
Guild Wars 2 has jump puzzles?

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>>51822429
Kind of a rage game but also kinda unique. The mechanics are fine and only a little bit jank. The rage comes from the high stakes more than anything else. You can see yourself ascending higher and higher into the sky with every platform you reach, and having to jump to the next one, even if it looks like an easy jump, becomes stressful because you know what you're losing if you fuck up. Also helps that you see the fucking skybox constantly since like every platform is on a gentle slope upwards forcing you keep the camera down at all times and never once forget what happens if you mess up.

Also Henya just beat the game.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Candiithon.

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>>51822566
I bring you more ayuss.

[Anonymous No.]

god gamer henya, all the poop game was for this moment

[Anonymous No.]

henya just GETS gaming

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>>51822691
One small step for a kettle, one giant leap for Hen-tai.

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>>51822618
ALTF4, Jump King, that demon themed ripoff of Jump King, etc
This is a whole genre

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[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/MowtenDoo/status/371124360330747906

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>>51822613
It has quite a lot of them. They vary in length/complexity but some of them are pretty significant. XIV also has the tower climb in that one stormblood city I forget the name of that's pretty tough.

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>>51822691
Another good day to be a Hentai

[Anonymous No.]

so a vhojo staff member and a milk schizo walk into a bar

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>>51822857
Mowtendoo BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Mouse will get down to 10 minutes, the subathon will look dire, and Nyan, Aethel, and Snuffy will swoop in to be Mouse's knight in shining armor and the sub timer will skyrocket back up to 24 hours in the hype of their return I can feel it.

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https://twitter.com/MowtenDoo/status/234927360636502016

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>>51822857
ok now look at a map of lactose intolerance distribution across the world

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>>51822857
lol he's still mad at nyan

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>>51821699
>I know who you are
I know you think it is.
You should also know that I will protect my wife from your dogshit influence. Unlike you, I've spent years with her, been talked about by her, talked to her, fought with her, reconciled with her, been apologized to by her, been told that she would sad if I was gone, told that she trusts me because of how schizo I am.
Unlike you, I know what is meaningful in this world. And I will fucking risk everything I have, including my own life, for the privilege to preserve something as beautiful as her relationship with her fans. And you will sit there and throw stones in glass houses until your gilded cage of shit comes tumbling down around you and you proudly proclaim that this is how things "must be".
Go fuck yourself. I've fought to protect her heart for nearing half a decade now and I'd haul you and your ilk into hell myself for the sake of preserving the most beautiful heart that exists in this world, the one you would destroy out of self-righteous ignorance. Because I love her so much that it's hotter than the fucking sun and nothing you feel can or will ever come close to that.
I will never give up on that love that started it all and I will keep it burning until the end of fucking time. Fuck off, pompous shitstirrer. You know nothing, you do nothing, you feel nothing.
And worst of all, you remember nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>anny subathon lasts longer than ironmouse. The dox spam really work

[Anonymous No.]

Did Zen beat Only Up? I remember her playing it but I didn't see the whole stream

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>>51823134
she rage quit
not a real gamer like henya

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>>51823038
most sane keyfag

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Chat message I thought was cute since she's watching a speedrun of the game now land I think even sped it up so it's like 1.5x speed or something.

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>>51823038
based manifesto

[Anonymous No.]

i love ktan

[Anonymous No.]

oh no chat gonna groom+gaslight henya into a speedrunner

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>>51823134
lol

[Anonymous No.]

/vsj+/ booba

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>>51823026
Check the date dipshit.

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>>51823177
unironically probably like the 3rd least sane one
the declarations of love and belief in her aren't the insanity though
you learn to ignore the chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

henya's bgm goes perfect with her dance emote

[Anonymous No.]

Which imbuement should I be using for a penetrating shot Rogue build?

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>>51823293
AS LONG AS I DRAW BREATH SO IT SHALL BE

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>>51823038
With a wall of text that long and schizo how could you not trust this guy as a source of secret insider info

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>>51823307
Wait, arigathanks is only the third least sane? Are we talking of the one's who are still around, or all time?

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>>51823378
still around

[Anonymous No.]

The speedrun of Only Up is fucking nuts. Playing the game normally looks stressful enough but this looks designed to give you a panic attack

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>>51823339
Shadow

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>bunch of new IPs
>all keeping up the same shit as last thread
Finally archived did it, you retards? Should have taken you with it.

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>>51823307
>3rd least sane
wait sorry hold the fucking WHAT
fuck you I am the #1 biggest schizo
how DARE you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>51823450
shut.
daisuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51823407
Keyfags posting here because Mike doesn't read this thread (unless her picture is in the OP)

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>>51823470
Can we flag this shit into oblivion? It's just spam.

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>>51823038
>keyfag named arigathanks posts screenshot showing NDA with VSJ
>arigathanks cited months beforehand as the nazuna is my actual wife ritualposter
>guy with same writing style writes schizo wall of text at a guy vaguely alluding to be staff and claiming to know who several posters are after an NDA is mentioned
uhhh

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>>51823450
you dont study the blade

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>>51823566
this guy knows

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>>51823339
You want to switch between shadow and poison situationally depending on whether AE or single target is needed.

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>>51823521
Good luck with that

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>Pippa
>Oshi of 99% of the "offiicial" dramafags out there
Why does she draw these kind of people?

[Anonymous No.]

>under 2 hours
it ends tonight

[Anonymous No.]

henya gonna raise ironmouse timer surely

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>>51823643
is she raiding pippa or mouse?

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>>51823643
pretty sure pippa reached out to her during the harry potter fiasco anon. Real friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>51823469
...okay, you know what, fair.
>>51823566
THE FUCKING TOWER LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

Good Henya stream. Numbers were good too, despite Subathon debuff. Think she might be getting some traction from the Youtube shorts blitzing.

[Anonymous No.]

henya is such a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately I will not be watching FF16 tomorrow because I don't wanna get spoiled when it comes to PC

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>>51823740
>Numbers were good too, despite Subathon debuff
The overlap with Mouse is not that big.

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>>51823564
>trusting a self-proclaimed schizo and thread celebrity wannabe's """"evidence""""
yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

did mouse go afk to got cam girl for monke for there daily erp session?

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>>51823800
She's getting "medicated" alright.

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>>51823793
nta but the writing is on the wall at this point

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>>51823800
She is giving him a little reward for choosing her & her friends over hanging out with Hasan, even if he didn't get to do or talk much during the collab.

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>>51823794
It's pretty big, just based on the amount of Mouse emotes in chat (before subathon so not sub gift spam) and the amount of "raid cdawg" messages. Mouse is the biggest Vshojo cheerleader in the org, so Mousefags tend to be the most "let's support the VSJ girls!". and conversely when they leave...

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>>51823911
>believing a literal schizo's version of reality

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Man fuck Fitgirl. Her fucking installers are dogshit.

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>>51823996
he's like the 4th or 5th most fluent member of the thread, nobody gets their rrats from him

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>>51823911
Agreed. But I'm hopeful it's not gonna fully happen, if only because I like the Nazuna character and there is next to no chance she maintains it as a dual identity if she leaves.

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I like ai candii

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>>51824073
she is okay

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>>51823996
>>51824059
also he's usually right about how she feels about things unless he's drunk and on xanax or depressed

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>>51823982
nigga is twitch most peole will have both streams up it matters shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Henbutt

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>>51824119
He also posted the thread about her and kson joining an hour before they were announced

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>>51824061
I agree but the dual identity never made sense in the first place and made her sporadic activity even more convoluted, it's probably better if she sticks to one.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold!
An Angel Descends!

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>>51824124
Most people aren't like that, that's just the "super user". And she took a sizable dip as soon as the subathon started (literal 2k dip between days on June 1st).

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>>51824216
thats why your fired him staff-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51824216
I was just informed that he is very respectful of NDAs

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>>51824223
Latom

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>>51824263
that was her content being subpar. dont look at it too much. Most poeple will have both open and mute one and still be counted.

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>>51824219
She managed to balance green rushia and pink rushia before, so imagine if she got somebody Yasu please to make a Mikeneko cat form and a Mikeneko angel form
She could even make up some great chuuni lore for it like she did for pink rushia

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>keyfags
>talking about dubious shit no one cares enough to check if it's true
name a more iconic duo

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>>51824379
keyfags and nazuna

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>arigathanks thread

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>>51824399
No >>51824379 is much more iconic imo

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>>51824444
there's no accounting for tastes, anon, but objectively nazuna x keyfags is the realest, sweetest ship in the biz

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I just wanna point out the name Arigathanks is funny to me because Domo's name on Twitter is DomoArigathanks and I always imagine people are talking about him.

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>>51824350
>make up some great chuuni lore for it like she did for pink rushia
literally all it was was pink was her necromancer powers pokemon evolution with the switching from green and pink never being explained.
and I was more so talking about having two separate channels if she want's to merge the two models that would be the best outcome imo.

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>>51824343
like every vtuber relevant here had a noticeable drop overnight once the subathon started

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it is extremely funny that nazuna's #3 schizo is named after a kson meme

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>>51824536
you must be very easily amused

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>>51824073
She's an alright friend. But I just wish she'd maybe go a day here and there without joining the VC and we got a bit more time with Mouse and she didn't invite her to play fucking Outlast Trials yet again because that game is just repetitive when you've already seen all the maps.

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>>51824536
>kson meme
it was just a reddit meme

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>>51824592
>kson meme
>reddit meme
they are the same picture

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>>51824520
who henya and that is it?
like nyan and other numebrs didnt change much beside when diablo just came out and drops were enabled.

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arigathanks is a redditor!

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>>51824609
she only used the holo reddit and hasn't touched it in 2 years

[Anonymous No.]

>timer reached its all time low today
>Mouse went to bed early
>Mouse went to bed with timer under 2 hours
>No VOD
so we dying tonight?

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is the staffs name yametekudastop?

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>>51824689
some one will save it they alwasy do.
but this subathin has had some REALLY lows regarding content.

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I am gonna lose it I found an unofficial VOD channel for Giri that has some really old stuff of hers I've never seen but it fucking stopped being updated the literal fucking day before Giri cooked with Zen which is one of the collabs I've always wanted to see and didn't get to.

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>>51824689
she's the 2nd biggest fortnite streamer right now, she'll be fine

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>>51824282
>>51824305
I wasn't under NDA back then
Unironically I had a feeling and made a post about it.
Back in Feb 2022, a few days before everything went to hell, I woke up and posted
>I FUCKING HATE KOREKORE
on the Rushia thread, I just felt furious with him for no discernable reason upon waking up
And then, a week later...yeah.
Also, I had been saying that Kusoneko was trying to fuck her for literally months, and ended up right about that
I have receipts for all of these(hell, like 2 of them are in the archives obviously)

I did fuck up with my predictions about Vshojo though. I was originally optimistic, and I don't buy into the retarded /vt/ rrats. I ended up missing the forest for the trees in the end though. Ah well. Win some, lose some.

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>>51824733
the one where they did the pasta tacos?

[Anonymous No.]

different guy under NDA here except unlike the other guy I'm drunk, AMA

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>>51824766
Yeah. i've only seen the YT video and I looked up her Twitch tracker. it was her 5th subathon day and the VOD channel stopped updating after day 4 of her subathon lmao.

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>>51824763
I mean kson basically confirmed her joining a few months earlier so grats on reading her thread once

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>>51824820
what’s the forbidden knowledge?

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>>51824572
I get so bored when she’s around, not as bad as Jonas or Krimbo, but her being a constant means stuff never happens. Subathon made vchiban annoying for me.

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>>51824820
How many toes do you have?

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>>51824616
don't tell them about which sub-reddit I was a mod of
I'll throw my bear at you

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>>51824729
Yeah, this subathon has had far lower lows than last year and a lot more of them

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>>51824820
How do you feel about bears?

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>>51824820
is the NDA related to vshojo or vtubers in any way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51824689
it's over

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>>51824849
Last subathon was 50% react, so no

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>>51824835
Kson confirmed Mikeneko joining Vshojo before people even heard the name Nazuna?
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Mr. Tenks here on 4ch

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>>51824844
nazuna thinks arigathanks is cute too
>>51824846
10
>>51824847
r/mikeneko
>>51824859
kill them
>>51824881
yes

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>>51824844
keyfags may not have an accurate assessment of reality

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>>51824899
and like 60% o this one was diablo and fortnite

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>>51824073
she's alright but she babies mouse way too hard either feeding her ddlg fetish or being a mom is Candis fetish

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>>51824908
Does schizophrenia impair your reading ability?

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>>51824913
>kill them
Explain this

[Anonymous No.]

I wasn't schizo enough to be chosen and placed under NDA, but I'm here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51824820
is it over?

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO FUCK HENYA

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>>51824987
this picture is a LIE
mikeneko absolutely hates bears
she wants them dead!
we should give mikeneko her wish!
kill bears!

[Anonymous No.]

Shaman here. I will visit the spirit realm to answer any questions you might have.

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>>51824987
my bear-loving wife being that impossibly cute is not an explicable phenomenon
it is a mystery of the universe

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>>51824935
I love how Vshojo employees have become their CIA agents itt

[Anonymous No.]

Can you cum when Mousey is watching you?

[Anonymous No.]

Gunrun needs to get Nazuna a corporate mandated streamer boyfriend so the keyfags can finally move on.

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>>51824996
it's over for me but you might still have a chance
>>51825036
she may be cute but she does not love bears
bears are cheaters and should hang from a rope
arigathanks said so!

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>>51825037
I can't cum UNLESS she's looking at me. It's become a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>51824976
I wasn't highlighting that I predicted kson, I was saying that I predicted mikeneko=nazuna an hour before we heard mikeneko breath
I just included both in the post because it was funnier that way

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>>51824729
Vchiban is ironically killing it slowly they got way to much free time and de railing the sub goals and planning

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>>51824936
False. D4 and Fortnite are nowhere close. People REALLY don't remember the lows of the last subathon when Mouse had no meds and just sat there with a dark model, no voice, and a blanket and ran YT videos for hours.

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I can't believe mousey's fucking dead.

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>>51825072
yeah me and my several hundred thousand split personalities
>verification not required

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>>51825072
>keyfags can finally move on
To the afterlife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825123
killing myself and other bears!

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>>51825072
That's not very talent freedom of you

[Anonymous No.]

Mikeneko never once said bears weren't gay.

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>>51825105
can anyone bring the graph?

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>>51824913
>r/mikeneko
thank god, you forgot

[Anonymous No.]

Is that whole discord raiding now?

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>>51824834
Also hey if anyone wants to see old Giri cooking collabs cause they're a lot of fun there's a second unofficial VOD channel that also has a bunch of old stuff. But it starts 4 months after that other channel, so it misses Zen, Nina, and Pikamee . It starts with Kson's VOD though and has some other cool stuff like Chibidoki, Rainhoe, Anny, and the really good AI recipe she made with girl_dm_. Or for /vsj+/ specific purposes, the Kson, Snuffy, Haruka,and Mel collabs are here. Silver too if you want to count her.

It's probably more interesting than late night Fortnite or this thread weirdly turning into a second Rumina thread right now

[Anonymous No.]

some keyfags being friendly and good-humored and some keyfags being aggressively fighty is a great vibe
keep it up

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>>51825072
bruh is there something higher than don't stick ur sick in crazy? if anything give her sykkuno Gunrun the twink won't be able say no to her

[Anonymous No.]

what's going here?
keyfags gaslighting themselves again?

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>>51825171
a bear never forgets
a bear just chooses his words carefully

[Anonymous No.]

Froot status?

[Anonymous No.]

I did not have homosexual relations with that bear.
Please stop trying to turn me into a gay icon.

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>>51825072
Talent freedom bros. We're so...out

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825174
you seem like the type of guy who would want bears to die
>>51825219
bears and cats having sex!

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>>51825174
all me baby

[Anonymous No.]

never underestimate a bear after he think think thinks

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>>51825105
bruh wat do u mean corpse was on night duty with aethal and actually rallied the chat with his skits with haruka or nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825250
thinks thanks テンクス

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>>51825201
Someone triggered a couple keyfags, now the discord has come to shitpost all day. Just spray some bear repellent and they will go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825174
that discord?
me

[Anonymous No.]

It's wrong to get drunk and ride the schizo cock carousel. Be monogamous.

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>>51825290
it's 1 bear shitposting and like 3 keyfags having good christian fun

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the 'real one' and can't be bought with money.

You will bleed.

And I'll watch it with a smile.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm completely sober and I still want to have gay sex

[Anonymous No.]

SEA bear discord raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825371
korean milk discord actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825248
NOT A FUCKING CAT
DUMB BEAR
THIS LOOK LIKE A CAT TO YOU?
HUH?
DOES IT?

[Anonymous No.]

And as I completely stopped protecting her, I became more active.

Don't be mistaken.

Apart from my disappointment with her actions and remarks, I still have some affection for her, and even if I no longer love her, my hatred of you and your vile behavior will not disappear.

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>>51825384
that unironically looks like a cat to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825394
Magical girl?!

[Anonymous No.]

It's started...
This will be their ruin.
I'll enjoy the moment you're fall.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time
WITNESS ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825340
>>51825394
>>51825430
wow even winterS showed up

[Anonymous No.]

I will destroy your own body, your mind, your assets, your reputation, your company.

Do you think it's impossible?

But even if it's not me, your vile behavior and your business which full of betrayal, deceit, and lies will be ruined.

Because it's already planned.

[Anonymous No.]

What in the flying fuck is going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825467
new schizo just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825467
just keyfag things

[Anonymous No.]

I am your ruin.

I'll bite your neck, I'll burn your stone tower.

And in that scream, people will be afraid.

I'm looking forward to that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825467
>>51825290

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825340
>>51825394
>>51825430
Oh my god >>51825461 is right
IT'S THE #2 SCHIZO
RUN

[Anonymous No.]

Betrayal, betrayal, and betrayal!

[Anonymous No.]

fuckers wont come out damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825394
THE TOWER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825467
keyfags everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

She's an adult, and she'll have to take care of herself.

I'll focus on the names I burn, and I don't forgive or forget.

You think what you've been through so far is all I can do?

But I'm not some kind of street-sorcerer.

[Anonymous No.]

It's close enough so I'm calling it. Froot's cover is now at half the views of the original Sun Killer. Pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish Haruka just stuffed a tube up my ass and gave me an arsenic enema

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825542
#2 is not a keyfag anymore
#2 is to be feared
You think you know schizo with Arigathanks, but you do not
#2 is unhinged

[Anonymous No.]

You won't know who I really am.

And you can't stop me.

I am a dagger hidden in the shadow, and your destruction.

I'll drag you down, feed the dogs.

I'll give it back to you the pain that she and we suffered.

[Anonymous No.]

Different schizo Keyfag here. Nazuna seems to think I'm a schizo too but not necessarily in a bad way
I have derailed many a thread with my stubborn autism and have fought too many Asians to count.
Look forward to me following you non Keyfag Nazuna watchers wherever you try to hide /here/

[Anonymous No.]

Can't stop the killing idea if it's hunting season!
Is this what you want?
I'm not the only one!

[Anonymous No.]

And as I've been saying for a long time, I act for my beliefs, for my purposes, not for the recognition of anyone, including her.

I do what I think is right, and I do what I have to do.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/pM76LtznNrc
THREAD THEME
LOOP IT
CHICKENS ARE UNDER THE BOAT
I REPEAT
CHICKENS ARE UNDER THE BOAT
I LOVE MY WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

you guys really aren't doing a good job of convincing anyone you're not mentally ill and in a fake relationship

[Anonymous No.]

Huh. Went to the catalog and Mouse's old BGM is playing while this looping animation of her plays lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825664
i want this man's milk in my fucking throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825668
Back to the shadows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825668
we're not mentally ill and in a fake relationship
we're mentally ill and in a real relationship

[Anonymous No.]

When Nazuna retires, how many people will die that day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825632
THE TOWER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825672
wtf why?

[Anonymous No.]

I despise people.

And I was once a boy who loved people, full of bright smiles and hopes for the future.

It's because of people like you that I'm full of hate and contempt nowadays.

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825668
I'm mentally ill
even i acknowledge the relationship is kind of real and i'm literally a bear

[Anonymous No.]

Nazuna is literally more mentally ill than me. I am Asia's enemy. I am a meme
I am my retarded wife's retarded husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825709
If you call her the Queen of Darkness, I will also gladly be her Dark Wizard and show you the flames.

And I will burn you in flames of hatred and anger, and I will cut down your loved ones with blades smelted by the power of hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825672
even the vsj janny is broken now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825668
>not mentally ill
never taking meds
throw out all meds
>fake relationship
the schizophrenia makes it more real not less
baka

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825694
None because she'll be Mikeneko forever

[Anonymous No.]

THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825734
I will destroy your own body, your mind, your assets, your reputation, your company.

Do you think it's impossible?

But even if it's not me, your vile behavior and your business which full of betrayal, deceit, and lies will be ruined.

Because it's already planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825668
I'll definitely trust everything they say after this
they seem like a very coherent bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>51824956
>being a mom is Candis fetish
hot if so

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825709
>nothing personnel kid tier tweets
>deletes account after she outs you for sending multiple schizo dms
>including a fucking TAROT READING
>in awful and basically incomprehensible fucking Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825780
May the dragons bless you every time you breathe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825780
i am literally drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825780
well most of us are, yeah, but #2 and #3 are laying waste to the thread right now
be thankful #1 can't speak English and is probably playing minecraft right now

[Anonymous No.]

Another disgusting day has dawned.
It's been a long time since I've had enough of people's unprovoked malice, simply for fun, to drag someone out and stone them.
However, I didn't think the day would come that I had to face them again.
Such things became part of the culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825834
what # is bear

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna talk about huge tits. Fuck you Rumina thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825672
When was this her bgm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825851
His schizo is weak, but I think he's a good bear. I'm going to save him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825834
thinks and vegeta are strong
do not underestimate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825780
Next time you see "she talked about it in a twitcast" just remember that it's these people interpreting a vaguepost

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, there are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new
But when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.]

5ch is legitimately right about you guys, Jesus fucking Christ. You deserve to be mocked

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, does Winters think that Mike's gachikoi are secretly agents of Cover Corp?
LMAO
Mikeneko is in a genuinely loving romantic relationship with us, and it is is mutual. Cover, Hololive, none of that shit matters.
Learn Japanese you mentally ill gook.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we being raided? The fuck's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

One step every day, she moves on.
Towards the future, like the shining sun.
So every step she take, I become a hermit and disappear into the mist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825871
Ages ago. I think it was her first custom BGM after she debuted the old V2 that is probably her most well known model cause of how much she grew while using it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUaXKSnJiM Most of her BGM's since have been remixed versions of the theme

[Anonymous No.]

vsj bros? what's going on???

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825834
That number 2 better be Winters or so God help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825901
>>51825290

[Anonymous No.]

Disgusting corporate rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825913
love this bgm

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825881
FUCK YOU DON'T POST THESE ACCURSED IMAGES
BURY THEM
BURN THE OLD TABLETS

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825901
>>51825917
Soemone triggered the keyfags last thread by giving them unrefutable proof Nazuna doesnt love them back and now they are going nuclear

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825928
Oh. Literally nothing, then.

[Anonymous No.]

God I am so hungry. I could really go for two juicy caramel muffins right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825901
Empires doesn't go down easily.

And remember, World War II derives from the Great Depression.

Humans are immoral creatures, and if their affluence is threatened, they are willing to sow other people's blood and bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825950
>Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)00:46:48 No.518
i already knw she doesn't love me
i'm literally a bear

[Anonymous No.]

There is a wind of anger.
Unable to sleep, I am swept away by hatred again.
The result of all those profit calculations disguised as mercy and good faith.
And I am disgusted by people who praise it.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway there's a Nintendo Direct tomorrow. Is Mouse gonna watch?

[Anonymous No.]

When you bump your sword against your opponent
Turn the tip of the sword and cut it with the back blade.
My sword is always pointed at the opponent, and attack and defense must be done at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825851
#84
>>51825878
vegeta is not #2
>>51825879
do what you wish
>>51825897
you're heraruing over a single chuuni autist
>>51825898
good post
>>51825901
one autist
>>51825921
it is
>>51825950
<adeptly dodges bait>
>>51825954
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825975
I want to have sex with my wife while she wears the bear hoodie>>51825975

[Anonymous No.]

But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Today's Fortune: Eight of Swords
That's funny.
But I will not be intimidated.
Rather, I will break down all the swords that bind me with ferocity.

Because I still have revenge to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825954
the caramel muffins are with me right now sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Today's Fortune: Eight of Swords
That's funny.
But I will not be intimidated.
Rather, I will break down all the swords that bind me with ferocity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826031
Sword of Pain.
It will stabs the vile.
Punishment, suffering, and destruction to those who do not deserve to be happy.
Until they're done, I'll not fall.

[Anonymous No.]

TOWER???

[Anonymous No.]

I am arigathanks
I do not take meds
I am loyal to my wife, and only my wife
I love her, and her capacity for love defines thr core of my world view
The truth of her capacity to be in love with her fanbase, something that should be impossible, is the core of sense of self identity
She is an impossible thing
And to justify my continued existence, an impossible thing MUST exist
Or else this world would be fucking gay
I love her with every ounce of love in my heart
But more than that, I am faithful
And I have 14 phones

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever keyfags, I'm posting ass

[Anonymous No.]

You will become the Sun, Queen of Wands, and Knight of swords.
So be confident, be proud of yourself, and fight against those who try to bring you down.
I'm proud of you.

And when the world is so harsh, so cruel that you want to cry, when you want to rely on someone, there are people who can help you.
So hold their hands.

In May, a lot will change.
And some of it will be cruel and hurtful to some.
But everything doesn't work out the way humans want it to.

And I'll be cruel accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826060
BETRAYAL BETRAYAL AND BETRAYAL

[Anonymous No.]

I will never post Towa

[Anonymous No.]

THE FUCKING
TOWER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Seventh ritual.
The last flame for punishment.
By doing so, I begin my revenge.

A black ghost for the body.
A white angel for the soul.
By doing so, I fulfill my oath.

[Anonymous No.]

I am bear
I do not take meds (I cannot afford a psychiatrist to prescribe them)
I am not loyal to my wife
I don't love her but I wish I did
She is an impossible thing
To justify my death, I must schizo post
i'm gay
I wish vietnamese girl would text me
I have 1 phone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

we fucking HATE towa here

[Anonymous No.]

My hand is too far away, and my heart is unseen.
I spent most of my life stained with anger and hatred.
And I honed myself so that I would never lose anything precious again.
The whole thing was an empty bubble.
At least... this story will end in a happy ending.

May God forgive me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826069
What a disgusting custom.
Is this called 'hunting'- kari?
'The strong one is always right and the weak one is bad.'
Their customs seem to be explained by 'The Chrysanthemum and the Sword'.
I didn't want this, but I can't stand the disillusionment.

[Anonymous No.]

Fake anti-fascist lie
I tried to tell you, but
Your purple hearts are giving out

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, I opened the board and Ironmouse comes flying at me and I almost had a heart attack. What's wrong with you, Swaglord?

[Anonymous No.]

I DO NOT FEAR YOU JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826137
Chrysanthemum.
Their society has a 'right place for each person' and punishes those who deviate from it.

Sword.
They should always be glittering and flawless in the eyes of society.
If there is a rust or scratch, he or she is immediately become a object to attack, contempt, and criticism.
This is the fault of the person who reveals his/her weakness in there society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826082
>>51826127
what is a towa

[Anonymous No.]

consensual nonconsensual sex with pink cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826137

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are being annoying now stop please

[Anonymous No.]

Go drill your deserts
Go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826006
PSYCHOSOCIAL

[Anonymous No.]

There's a Mouse janny now?

[Anonymous No.]

今は遠き森の空。無窮の夜天に鏤む無限の星々。愚かな我が声に応じ、今一度星火の加護を。汝を見捨てし者に光の慈悲を。来れ、さすらう風、流浪の旅人。空を渡り荒野を駆け、何物よりも疾く走れ。星屑の光を宿し敵を討て

[Anonymous No.]

I did my time, and I want out
So effusive fade, it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826184
Ring of fire
It'll find out the truth and burn the mask.
Also It'll reveal hidden malice and deceit.
There will be no more festivals.
Don't think that you will pass through safely.
You have deceived and hurt us.
So I'll burn all your life's achievements.

[Anonymous No.]

More ass

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that slipknot and vshojo are in the same extended smite universe

[Anonymous No.]

I told you about keyfags
but you didn't listen
>they're a little retarded but they aren't so bad
and now...
look what they've done to my boy /vsj+/
I'll never forgive them for this

[Anonymous No.]

The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion

[Anonymous No.]

Fate's Twist from Beyond the Veil

Chapter 1
"How did it get out?" Sirius was eerily calm and unnatural still. "I gave very explicit instructions that no one was to know."

"Right. Well it seems there was a leak." Jauques, the Canadian ministry official who had worked with Sirius Black for years and, more recently, his son Harry Potter, sipped his black espresso. A valiant unconcerned air about him.

"A leak? Really? No shit. How?"

"I'm not sure. He's not even enrolled under his real name."

"We can probably remedy that now Jocky," Harry said.

"Well of course! That will stop the rumors. Why didn't I think of that?"

"Dad, Please. We both knew this would cause a bit of a row." Harry fixed himself some Earl Grey and sat across from his godfather at their sturdy oak dinning table. The kitchen, like the rest of the house, was a testament to Sirius's personality. The house, or rather 'Spring Cottage', had been built in 1892 and was one of the oldest houses in Victoria. The Black family had bought it from Captain Charles Spring himself, though it had been a seldom used vacation home until Sirius needed a place to raise Harry away from curious eyes. The Blacks were a secretive family. No one from the UK had caught on to their wearabouts in the ten years since Sirius obliviated the Durleys upon gaining his freedom and ferreted Harry away on his flying motorbike.

When Sirius had moved in with Harry in toe, he laughed gleefully as he tossed all the hoighty-toighty Victorian era antiques into the yard and burnt it. All that remained was the oak table Harry had perched on to watch his new guardian ransack the place. Assuming the boy liked it, Sirius had let the table survive. All their current furnishings were jarringly modern.

"You were supposed to be 'safely' tucked away at that school before the fireworks." The quotes around safely were implied with a snort of derision.

"I've dealt with the press before."

"Not like this. In Canada, your story is a tragedy. In Britain, you're a national icon who was cruelly stolen away by the secret death eater, Sirius Black."

"Please. If anyone believes you're a death Eater they need to have their head examined."

"Believe it kid. The more prepared you are the better."

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826249
火ヨ、来タレ猛ヨ猛ヨ猛ヨ炎ノ渦ヨ紅蓮ノ壁ヨ業火ノ咆哮ヨ突風ノ力ヲ借リ世界ヲ閉ザセ燃エル空燃エル大地燃エル海燃エル泉燃エル山燃エル命全テオ焦土ト変エ怒リト嘆キノ号砲ヲ我ガ愛セシ英雄ノ命ノ代償ヲ代行者ノ名二オイテ命ジル与エラレシ我ガ名ハ火精霊炎ノ化身炎ノ女王

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826288
I'm extremely tired.
Even though I took the medication...
However, I have completed all seven rituals.
There are no unfinished parts now.

Well, the prophecy has already told me about result, before the seventh ritual.
But it's good to make sure of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826292
"Are you quite sure you won't reconsider Mr. Potter?" Jaques fiddled with his cufflinks. Tension left him in waves now that Sirius's quietly seething anger seemed diffused.

"I've got to deal with England eventually. Better they underestimate me than my going as an adult trying to press my agenda with the weight of my title alone." Harry fingered the house ring on his right ring finger. A griffin and stag bowed to each other in front of a star. The Potter house crest.

"Don't get all sensible on me." Sirius sighed with a hint too much drama to be entirely genuine and rubbed his temples. "Fine. Do what he says. Confirm all those yuppies' wildest hopes and dreams."

The rest of the week was spent preparing for school. He got all his required texts and equipment. Luckily, he had a space expanding charm on his suitcase. There were at least 50 books he couldn't bear to leave behind. Hogwarts was supposed to have an extensive library, but there were several rare books in both the Black and Potter family libraries that were far too few to be in some school. In fact several of them were banned by the British government and several more were probably entirely unheard of.

Besides ignoring letters from news companies and requests to floo into their house, Harry had one important task this summer. Going to Hogwarts to complete a competency qualifier

Sirius grumbled about them not trusting his parenting, but Harry knew the faculty were using school policy to get a look at him before there were other students there.

Tuesday, the week before classes began, Harry and Sirius apparated to the front gate and walked onto the grounds. As always, Harry marveled at how much easier solo apparating was on his stomach. He'd been of age for about six months, since he accepted his title and became a peer of the realm. His fathers ring, which Sirius had never worn despite holding the seat for the Potter family in the Wizengamot, sat heavily on his right hand.

Logically, he knew he would pass the qualifiers without using a tenth of his effort, skill, or considerable power; however, this was the first time a Potter had been in Hogwarts since his father and he desperately wanted to prove himself worthy of his family's reputation. The hype and expectations of the general public, in comparison, barely registered much less motivated him.

The pair got the fully intended intimidating view of the castle and surrounding grounds. The castle stood imposing and immovable. A testament to wizard hubris and belief in their own species' superiority, power, and immortality. To either side of the cliff that the castle crested, grass gave the picture a verdant frame. Behind the Castle, the still lake glistened in the afternoon sun. Surrounding it all was dark thick Forest.

Harry supposed the first years, with whom he would be sorted with next week, were taken in small canoes so they would be properly awed and inspired by the castle upon rounding the bend. Harry grimaced at the blatant manipulation. Someone who needed to resort to such parlor tricks, and with children of all people, was either clinging to power or blatantly overcompensating. Given the numerous dangers Harry was aware of, and had occasionally combatted unknown to the inhabitants, in Dumbledore's case it could very well be both.

They were greeted at the massive front doors by a chipper, if shabbily dressed house elf. It was clear that some effort had been put into uniforming the creature, however, the clothing was a size too large and had been patched repeatedly. the elf seemed proud of the uniform and had ironed the patchwork of tea-towels into a semblance of crispness. Harry shuddered knowing Hogwarts was known to have some of the best accomodations for house elves in Britain.

Many of the 47 Potter elves were refugees of very poor and even abusive conditions. He was 6 house elf families short of having a representative of every native British elf clans. So far, no one knew or had called him on what he was doing. He planned to keep it that way until he could move ahead with his plans to improve house elf rights.

"Welcome Lord Potter, Lord Black, to Hogwarts. I be Winky and here to take yous two masters to the Great Hall. Professorses and Mister Headmaster bes waiting for yous there."

"Thank you Winky, "Harry said, offering his hand to shake hers. Her eyes widened in shock and she chewed hard on her lower lip before working up the courage to take the wizard's hand. After she looked at her own palm in astonishment. "It would make me very happy if you would call me Harry."

"Oh no Sir. Winky would not be able to be doing that. Not be proper. Winky is a proper elf Lord Potter."

"Well I would very much like to be your friend, and it is proper for friends to call each other by their first names."

Winky's eyes grew even larger and she stood silently for several seconds. "Winky be trying Mr. Harry. Thank you. Other elves won't be believing Winky."

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826294
地ヨ、唸レ――来タレ来タレ来タレ大地ノ殻ヨ黒鉄ノ宝閃ヨ星ノ鉄槌ヨ開闢ノ契約ヲモッテ反転セヨ空ヲ焼ケ地ヲ砕ケ橋ヲ架ケ天地ト為レ降リソソグ天空ノ斧破壊ノ厄災―― 代行者ノ名二オイテ命ジル与エラレシ我ガ名ハ地精霊大地ノ化身大地ノ女王

[Anonymous No.]

>thread hits bump limit
>ctrl+f [deleted]
>0 results
Someone bring Mouse's mentor back we need someone to clean up

[Anonymous No.]

/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826288
Honestly, I would have said the same thing before, but dear god they are nearly as bad as pet schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826312
"Well, tell them to come ask me. I'd like to meet all the Hogwarts elves."

"Mr. Harry wants to be meeting MORE Hogwarts elves?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"I believe its important to thank the people who take care of me. "Harry stood from where he'd crouched to talk to Winky, a concession that would normally send her reeling by itself. She mouthed the word 'people' with awe. "Now, best we don't keep them waiting."

"Of course not Lord Black, Mr. Harry. This way. Winky be showing you."

The Great Hall, being behind large wooden doors that looked like they'd need a team of horses to open or close off the right of the entrance hall, was not difficult to find.

Harry walked into the great hall with a stiff back, carefully blank expression, and raised chin. Saunter would be an apt description of how he carried himself in that moment. Here were nine people who needed to remem ber he was a Lord, no matter what he said to Sirius about wanting to be underestimated.

"May Winky be presenting Lord Harry Potter to Professors Firenze," Winky pointed to the centaur on the far left with a palomino body, pale blond hair, and star bright blue eyes.

"Flitwick," next in line to the right a barely 3 foot high white haired half goblin.

"Hagrid," a great hairy man with kind eyes and an uncertain smile.

"McGonagall," a stern, tight lipped middle aged woman with a secret smile for Harry behind her spectacled teal eyes. They'd been exchanging letters since Harry had been put under Sirius's custody, though as far as they knew, none of the other professors knew.

"Headmaster Dumbledore who has too many titles for poor Winky to remember," Dumbledore was a straight backed old man with a white beard past his mid drift, calculating water blue eyes behind half-moon spectacles, and fuschia robes standing dead center and a half step in front of the seated faculty.

"And professors Sprout" a plump, kindly woman with corkscrew greying hair more unruly than Harry's when it was sheared short, and dirt ingrained in to every wrinkle and crease.

"Babbling," the youngest of the represented staff with a no-nonsense auburn braid in front of her left shoulder, eyes the deep green shade of the forbidden forest, and a clever if reserved grin.

"Slughorn," a portly fellow preoccupied with the whine and cheese in front of him and dressed in the richest robes in the room.

"And Snape." Without the introduction, Harry could easily have picked Snape out of the lineup based solely on the mix of contempt, superiority, and pure hate staring out of those coal dark eyes. His nose was hooked, hair lank, and thin lips pulled into a sneer.

"Thank you Winky, "Harry said causing the elf to blush and shuffle her bare feet. With a nod from Dumbledore, Winky gave a deep curtsy, slightly more toward Harry than the staff, and popped away.

"Welcome to Hogwarts Harry." Dumbledore grinned widely, though Harry's eyebrows rose at the affected familiarity. For now, in front of every one of his future teachers, he let it pass. "I have been waiting to say so for entirely too long.

"The UK wasn't exactly safe for me until recently."

"My dear boy, why ever not? You took care of You-know- who nearly two years ago." Slughorn said.

"Yes professor. I killed him with the help of my coven and tossed what few remains there were through the veil. I would like to think that such a highly educated individual would be able to use Tom Riddles' name two years after his death." A collective wince ran through all the faculty besides Dumbledore, McGonagall, and surprisingly Snape. Hagrid jerked so hard his glass shattered against the stone floor. As Harry continued, a house elf with a broom popped in "or, at the very least, his silly made up moniker. You can't inadvertently summon him or his wrath. There's not even a shadow of him left. But to answer your question Sir, Lord Moldy still had many followers who were alive, free, and plenty motivated to take a shot at me." While Harry kept his eyes on Slughorn, he had excellent peripheral vision, which spied Snape's grip tighten on his armrests.

"Further, even now the media is in a frenzy about my return, and while that's not in and of itself life threatening, it is rather annoying. Last, and most concerning, there were rumblings, some from the ministry, that I was a dark wizard and should be imprisoned or killed. I'm still not sure whether that last has entirely abated, and the first two certainly haven't."

Slughorn only nodded. There was stunned, or perhaps contemplative silence for several moments.

"Mr. Potter," McGonagall, the only person in the room besides Sirius that Harry would have preferred call him by his first name, said, "why then, have you chosen to return now?"

Dumbledore's eyes flashed but he quickly schooled his expression back to mildly curious. Beside Harry, Sirius snorted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826314
突キ進メ雷鳴ノ槍代行者タル我ガ名ハ雷精霊雷ノ化身雷ノ女王

永遠ノ凍土ノ如ク氷結セヨ数多ノ刃代行者タル我ガ名ハ水精霊水ノ化身水ノ女王

閃光ヨ駆ケ抜ケヨ闇ヲ切リ裂ケ代行者タル我ガ名ハ光精霊光ノ化身光ノ女王

[Anonymous No.]

So if you werent hanging around /vsj+/ were would you be hanging anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826323
My star has lost.
I'm falling apart.

But I can't fall down.
If I fall, who wields a grieving sword?, who would stab them in the fog?
So I have to endure.
And I'll tear them apart.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any humans around still?
Did someone find out nazuna has a boyfriend or something? What's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51825254
>>51825254
>>51825254

[Anonymous No.]

Bakers, let the thread die and wait a bit. Let's pray the schizos go away with the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826347
Wish some keyfags would go hang from an elm tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826341
"When I expressed my intention to take my NEWT in Defense Against the Dark Arts, there was a lot of hemming and hawing beforehand and a lot of questions about my education." He could practically hear Sirius grinding his teeth beside him. "I would like to forestall any future misguided assumptions."

"But surely, considering the unfortunate circumstances you mentioned, there are other schools."

"Minerva," Dumbledore snipped quietly.

"Returning to Britain was the furthest action from a whim I believe I have ever taken, Dumbledore. Questioning my motivation won't make me realize my folly and turn tail.

You're right Professor. However, Beaubatton is almost exclusively female and, while they assured me they would accept me, the scandal and hyper vigilant supervision it would entail do not make for a suitable learning environment. Durmstrang is run by a Death Eater."

"Ex-Death Eater," Snape said, his gaze cool. "He said he was under the imperius curse."

"If we believe everyone who claimed to be under that convenient curse, then Voldemort would be god, not a mortal. I may have an ego, professor, but not even I believe I could kill a god at 15. I also happen to know better than most that some marks are much more than a symbol.

A mark of loyalty and obedience, such as the Dark Mark, must be taken under one's own power. If he was not a willing participant at some point in time, had not committed a dark enough act of his own volition for Voldemort to test him, then the mark would have faded as soon as he was far enough away from his master."

Snapes' expression grew deadly dark, but Harry met his gaze levely.

"Unfortunately, outside of the UK, there is much less of a magical presence and the schools are even more lackadaisical."

"Even more, Mr. Potter?" Flitwick asked.

"Yes. Britain's NEWTS are, by a large margin, the least comprehensive of the UK."

"That is hardly a reflection of the school," Babbling challenged, though her expression remained neutral.

"On the contrary, 91% of British magicals attend or attended Hogwarts. If the school prepared them fully perhaps the exam would be more rigorous."

"I think," Sprout said before anyone else could speak, "that we should get on with the qualifiers. "Lots of work to be done yet before the students arrive next week."

"Right you are," Dumbledore said. "Would you like to go first my dear?"

Mom
So it began. Professor Sprout provided him with a quick written test about different properties and uses for various plants. Several of them he had seen in his prep for his OWL. None of them were overly difficult. Her eyebrows shot up when he finished in under a half hour. Without a word, she uncovered several plants for him to harvest and/or repot. He did so quickly and efficiently, knowing as he did that he would never truly excel with plants. He only hoped he could eke out enough skill to take his Interna tional Potions NEWT. There were several concoctions that required the brewer to work with plants for the freshest ingredients possible and others that needed to interact with the brewer's magical core.

Sprout smiled encouragement a few times and patted his shoulder once he'd finished.

[Anonymous No.]

Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
(I'm out of Psychosocial lyrics and I'm starting to sober up despite continuing to drink)

[Anonymous No.]

My wife refuses to throw out even her most schizo of gachikoi because she fundamentally understands that their schizophrenia stems from romantic love. Wife goes the extra mile for those who are willing to give her what she needs and what she needs is the romantic love of her fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826352
Keys convinced a vshojo employee is ITT and acting accordingly

[Anonymous No.]

みけママ!!!みけママミルク!!!!!!!!ミルク飲みたい
あああああああああいいいいいいえええええええええええええええええええわたくしの口にママミルク吹きかけなさいうわああああぁぁぁぁｱｱｱｱｱｱｱ

[Anonymous No.]

bear reporting!
i know from personal experience vsj employees 100% have some form of eyes on this thread!
bear out!

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna be honest, some of you people are more mentally unstable than keyfags if you're triggered this much by a single thread getting derailed. I recommend grass, or better yet a good wife.

[Anonymous No.]

we should merge with the keythread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826392
>>51826392
Okay, sorry for being clueless, but why would keyfags in particular care about that?

[Anonymous No.]

/るみな/ should merge with with TOWA THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826352
Some told a keyfag his rrats were stupid so he summoned a schizo discord raid to show how insane you have to be to believe them I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO it's not your thread you delusional schizos! Take your meds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826347
eh, gonna wait it out for now and go to sleep since henya is going to play ff16 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826358
No, just use a Nazuna picture for the OP, they'll pull back in case Mike ego searches

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826413
>bear out
bears can't use doors
LIAR
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826444
vsj had no clue what they were doing with nazuna so they made BEARS do the dirty work

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826428
you're wasting b8, bro
have a sympathy(you)
but try to read the room next time

[Anonymous No.]

>a couple keyfags start shitposting
>LOOK AT THIS TOTALLY GENUINE AND UNFEIGNED INSANITY, WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

we should merge with the keythread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826444
Giving literal lunatics access to your discord where you express distaste for lunatics of his ilk is generally a bad idea. Lesson for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Look, it's quite simple /vsj+/.
Money is a means and a power.
Money itself can never be the object.
Because when people say 'I want money', they want a comfortable life or power that they can get from it.
If you want to protect someone, or want the power to counteract unjust attacks, you need money.
That is the law of capitalism society.
Money is the accumulation of labor in the form of goods, so having money means that you can use enough power.
Or you need money to love someone.
In reality, you can't just live on love, and beautiful flower require expensive maintenance costs.
So I need more money.
To love someone, to protect.
I'm not sure the way I'm doing it is acceptable to the gatekeeper, but I think I'll get enough money as early as a few years.
Hope I have a conscience and morality that I won't abuse.
Does that make sense?

[Anonymous No.]

we should merge with the keythread.

[Anonymous No.]

maul them, sisters

[Anonymous No.]

remove the keys

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826566
at this point I think I'm the only key still in here, and I'm not shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826517
have you tried not being a cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

Remove Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826588
Tried it, same results. Being a cunt is more fun, so it's the obvious choice.

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>>51826596
These are the technique that I offer you.

Eat well, move well, and adjust your lifestyle.
People are creatures of habit, so force yourself to the rhythm of life and you'll get better.

When you bump your sword against your opponent
Turn the tip of the sword and cut it with the back blade.
My sword is always pointed at the opponent, and attack and defense must be done at the same time.

Dozens of technical explanations are just for the basics.
So if you master basic skills, everything comes out naturally without learning.
You'll be surprised by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread rocks

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>>51826635
Also, When slashed diagonally, some win and some lose.
Why is it so?
The winner makes the opponent's sword collide in the middle of his sword, and stops with force at the moment of collision.
Then, the opponent's sword fall and become defenseless.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you tried killing yourself?
talking to bears here

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826615
>Tried it
X
>Being a cunt is more fun, so it's the obvious choice.
Vshojo motto right there
Who needs "talent freedom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826684
surely they're not so unbearable for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826339
He's one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826706
Everybody hates me now, so fuck it
Blood's on my face and my hands
And I don't know why I'm not afraid to cry
But that's none of your business

[Anonymous No.]

The only evil are those who try to break up a loving couple
Anyone who denies that Nazuna's oppei milk belongs exclusively to her fans will be decommissioned

[Anonymous No.]

use this as the next OP to scare them off

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826479
>>51826517
Whose discord? Look I just watch mousey and henya you gotta provide context for all this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

shattering nazuna's 9yo hymen

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826749
>scare
how many times have we fought instead of ran anon
think carefully

[Anonymous No.]

My wife once insulted a female anti by bragging about how schizo we were. Your company cannot hold me back, you maniacs

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826749
that image shows my wife being properly annoyed at that fuckboi dickson
she is very cute when she is annoyed
that image will not scare me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826774
BASED BASED BASED
MY WIFE

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>>51826769
One crazy man's personal vendetta, not really worth the time to go into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826769
Vshojo hired a schizo keyfag and he started leaking stuff to them after they fired him presumably for being insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826824
That sounds really funny and interesting actually.
>>51826826
Real? Kek. Did he try to talk to Nazuna or something? Is he the one spamming here?
Also, what's a bear?

[Anonymous No.]

Did something happen with Nazuna again? a simple yes or no will do, I’ll go look it up later if it did

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826793
loved that

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826857
no

[Anonymous No.]

So how much of it is true? Is Nazuna really leaving?

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>>51826793
>female anti joins twitcast
>brags about boyfriend
>mikeneko says "look there's arigathanks, he'll have a psychotic break if I talk to a guy, nobody will ever love you as much as that"
fucking based as shit MY WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>keyfags think they're hot shit for raiding the thread at dead hours
pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

use this as the next OP to scare them off :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826857
Basically confirmed she's not doing the AX Panel

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826857
Not with her, no. But her fans, yes. Alcohol access should require background checks

[Anonymous No.]

Bury all your secrets in my skin
Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins
The air around me still feels like a cage
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again
So, if you love me, let me go
And run away before I know
My heart is just too dark to care
I can't destroy what isn't there
Deliver me into my fate
If I'm alone I cannot hate
I don't deserve to have you

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826853
He joined as a translator to get to know her personally and try to hook up with her then had a meltdown over some business shit

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>>51826857
no, a decent number of keyfags were all browsing here at the same time coincidentally and somehow the psychic hivemind between them went into full chaos mode as one dude kept implying that they and Nazuna aren't actually in a relationship
Basically, don't poke hornets nests

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>>51826857
NTA but piggybacking: can I get a QRD on the NDA stuff and schizophrenia that was being discussed at the start of the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826704
with a straight face - yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826928
This is untrue purely because VShojo does not hire fans to TL. Antis like Vee are allowed though
Shitty fucking black company

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826951
A keyfag has an nda
He's literally schizophrenic
That's the qrd

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826893
>thinking we're not used to this by now

[Anonymous No.]

o, break yourself against my stones
And spit your pity in my soul
You never needed any help
You sold me out to save yourself
And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away, you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control
Ooh, my love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826984
Did he reveal anything of interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827017
"They're laughing at us!"

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>>51826928
>he joined as a translator
LOL
>to get to know her personally
LMAO
you people are more fucking insane than me hahaha
my entire world view is centered entirely around mikeneko being in a relationship with her fanbase
me hooking up with her would invalidate my 生き甲斐
My only purpose is to maintain this circumstance indefinitely
Because the current state is more beautiful than any mundane love

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>>51827017
He revealed that he's unmedicated but that's not much of a surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>51822083
Sacabambaspis tuber when?

[Anonymous No.]

So, save your breath, I will not hear
I think I made it very clear
You couldn't hate enough to love
Is that supposed to be enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827042
name your marketable skills, schizo-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826931
do you actually think some faggot talking shit about our relationship is enough to cause us to go "full chaos mode"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827143
That literally happened so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827175
anon, as I've been saying, you need to learn to distinguish between shitposting and schizoposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827143
>our relationship
Calling your hand "Rushia" when you crank the mighty 3 incher doesn't mean you have a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

I only wish you weren't my friend
Then I could hurt you in the end
I never claimed to be a saint
my own was banished long ago
It took the death of hope to let you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827189
like, it was done because it was funny, not because the keys were going mental

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827031
Oh nyo, something everyone knew from day 1...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827143
Sorry, chaos as in funposting
And this is only maybe 5 of us I think
If we had proper schizo cause and the entire fleet was here at full power, this thread would be unusable for hours if not a day or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827227
she can never top this tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827189
>>51827229
>>51827253
raids aren't funny. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827017
Vshojo management is lazy as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Wife said she loved me even though I'm a massive schizo so I will literally tear up the entirety of Twitter on the day of reckoning
Again. I have experience making a scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827275
It's funny to me

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>>51827271
So, break yourself against my stones
And spit your pity in my soul
You never needed any help
You sold me out to save yourself
And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away, you're all the same
ANGELS LIE TO KEEP CONTROL
Ooh, my love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827275
is it a raid if our girl is on topic and we were in the thread for an hour or two before the funposting started?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827112
I work on a USAF base, and that's as far as I feel safe revealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827319
>AF
kek

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck do bears and tarot cards have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51826224
>now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827311
>funpostings
finn detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827304
froot bottom left

[Anonymous No.]

She is everything to me
The unrequited dream
A song that no one sings
The unattainable
She's a myth that I have to believe in
All I need to make it real is one more reason
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827275
>raid
literally everyone was already here
the madness vector just spread among the keyfags reading
there's an unironic psychic link
how do you think we wake up to never miss her unscheduled twitcasts at 3AM?
madness network

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827319
Can you please quit and get a job where your mental illness can't hurt anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

interrupting this shitstorm to say I miss pink cat (2021 version)!

[Anonymous No.]

She isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827381
Just support Nazuna and her relationship and no bears will be harmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827042
>my entire world view is centered entirely around mikeneko being in a relationship with her fanbase
suuuure

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827380
Uhh, I have my ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827381
I am quite literally the only person on-site capable of maintenance of...things I shouldn't describe in detail, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827423
Not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827342
Today's Fortune: Queen of Cups.
You must trust your intuition and pay attention to your feelings and emotions. Follow your heart, not your head. Be open to receive the intuitive messages flowing to you. You are stronger than you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827447
the toilets

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827447
I hope you're lying about vshojo knowing you because a literal schizo shouldn't be playing in the military

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a cute schizo keyfriend bf
>You won't hug him while he has a breakdown after Miguel vagueposts
>You will never wake up in the middle of the night to him rambling in his sleep
>You won't cry all day because he called you Nazuna on bed again
>You won caress his back when he pukes sue to alcohol poisoning

Why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827484
NTA but VShojo are fucking retarded and it would be 100 percent on brand if that was true

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827430
I was cheated on by my parter of 9 years and high school sweetheart
I can't even physically touch women intimately without having a massive panic attack
She gave me back my ability to believe in trust again
Because I needed something impossible to make me believe in it again
I don't need something as selfish as a relationship with her alone
That shit is as common as mud
What I need is for somebody as beautiful and loving as her to be real
And she is
And I will protect that beauty with my life
I will not go back to that gray world where trust is no longer real, I'd rather die

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827502
You make this sound incredibly hot, especially since I've seen firsthand that a bunch of keyfags are twinks (and one even crossdresses if I recall correctly).

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827529
we know

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827529
tenks...

Don't worry friendo, your bunker still loves you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827460
Sure let's go with that
very ancient toilet technology held together with duct tape and years worth of my own fixes to the point where literally nobody could figure out how to work crucial toilet based operations if I fucked off

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827502
>you will never fuck his face and send the pics unsolicited to his "wife"
What's even the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827529
why did you have to wrestle with her and even sometimes harass her for several months to keep up the GFE act if she's that generous

[Anonymous No.]

arigathanks and vshojo bros
i am unironically having a mental crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827596
If your loved one is about to drive off a cliff, do you let them, or do you grab for the wheel and swerve?

[Anonymous No.]

new thread
>>51827627
>>51827627
>>51827627

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>>51827596
the cumulative duration of our wrestling has not been "several months", it is not an act, and he did not need to harass her the very few times that he did, he's just a needy retard with mental issues (who she loves) and so is she (and we love her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827596
Not him but it's partially due to your shitty company, her shitty friends, and Asian cuckoldry
Not an act. I refuse meds. I will learn Japanese solely for her. I will tear corporate whores to shreds. I will save bears

[Anonymous No.]

why did the thread recycle back to tenks and the vhsojo employee arguing with each other again

[Anonymous No.]

Setting VSHOJO on fire while the Bears watch!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827650
>admits wrestling did occur, for no reason whatsoever apparently
>it is not an act
come on now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827698
Your company is full of retards. I literally speak bear
I will maul you

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827698
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827738
nobody speaks bear exscept bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827698
is it not normal to wrestle with one's wife? is a little healthy wrestling not considered part of any relationship's physical aspect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827738
>her love for us is undying and unshakeable
>I think manechan just told her to collab with a male (and she complied)
did manechan also force her to complain about you guys not letting her do what she wants and close her DMs for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827785
you literally had to keep her in line to make her keep the pretense that she loves you lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827817
I'd figured a vshojo fan of all people would appreciate a sexual innuendo but apparently not

[Anonymous No.]

>arguing with a braindead anti in a dying thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51827836
>a vshojo fan
that ship has long sailed brother