/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

This is a dedicated hornyposting thread. Come on in, lay out your wildest fantasies, and get it all out of your system.

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>>521993
I want to fuck Anya, Rushia, Gura, Shion and Matsuri. I don't give a shit about the rest.

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>>522011
Based and cunnypilled, give me Kanatan too

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>>522011
Cunnychads rise up

[Anonymous No.]

rape impregnation of kano

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>>521993
Nice honeypot, OP. You're not getting my fantasies. I just like to watch cute and funny v-tubers.

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>>522072

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>>522011
I want Mori to ride me sitting cowgirl while we play guilty Gear.

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>>521993
Taming Dragon or play with squirrel
if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

I want giant Pikamee to stomp me into a foot-shaped crater!

[Anonymous No.]

I want the priestess to use me like a fucking toy with her tentacles before tossing me aside like a ragdoll

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>>521993
I want to be Noel's little spoon and feel her scootch up behind me super close in bed, while her k-cups nestle around the back of my neck and her hands slip under my shirt to tease my torso and she nibbles on my earlobe, whispering stuff to me in her ara-ara voice

ultimately leading to Noel bringing one hand down to my groin but not under my clothes, fondling me and groping my bulge through the fabric until I cum in my boxers while she kisses my neck

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>>522072
Kano is not for rape!

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>>521993
I want to do Mio doggystyle while pulling her arms. I want to thrust as fast as I can and hear my balls slap against her ass. I want to lick the sweat off her back and then cover it in hickeys. I want to slap her ass and tell her to awoo for me. I want to then go balls deep in her and release my seed inside of her. I want to keep doing this over and over until she gets pregnant with my child. Once she's pregnant I want to do it all over again but switch to her asshole. I then want to drag her to the nearest window while destroying her anal cavity and then fuck her in front of it to proudly display to the world that I get to fuck perfection.

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>>522694
That's right! Kano is for consensual, loving, passionate, sweaty, finger-locking missionary sex!

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>>522790
to be fair, that does sound pretty fulfilling

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>>522751
>yuropeen wants to fuck a dog

pottery

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ina to ride on top of me while she probes my orifices with her tentacles, then rub her perflat chest and tummy on my face as I cum inside her.

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>>523006
What if she used the suckers on her tentacles to tug and pull at your nipples a little bit and see what kinds of sounds you made

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>>523066
god the squeels of joy i would let off

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>>523066

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>>521993
Anya really does things to me. The way she hides her chest and the times the times they pop up activates something primal.

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>>522300
>>523066
>>523006
>her voice shivers as you grip one of her tentacles
>"anon please, they're sensitive"
>you gently begin massaging it
>"a-a-anon what are you doing?!"
>you gradually start jerking her sweaty tentacle
>she starts panting
>"anon, I'm starting to feel weird and lightheaded..."
>you grip her tentacle firmly and start jerking it as fast as you can
>her panting turns into heavy breathing and moaning
>"OH GOD ANON SOMETHING'S COMING"
>you stick the tentacle into your mouth and furiously start sucking on it
>"I'M ABOUT TO INK ANON"
>your tongue can feel the tentacle getting harder and harder >"UUUUOOOOOOOGHHHH I'M INKING I'M IIIIIIINKIIIIIIIIINGGGGG"
>hot ink shoots into your throat, you have trouble swallowing it because of how thick it is
>ina collapses in your arms covered in sweat

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I want Aqua to be my live-in maid. She will clean my house, cook and feed me meals, take baths with me, if I'm horny she'll take care of that as well.

Every time I deem her service subpar, she'll be disciplined. Most of the time it will be a spanking.

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>>523466
>Every time I deem her service subpar, she'll be disciplined.
so....every time. the US army doesn't accept people 1sigma below 100iq because they don't think they could be trained to do anything useful. how is oniontard gonna be able to accomplish housekeeping tasks with any sort of competency?

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I want to feel loved

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>>523550
Anon, that's the point

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>>523006
>>523066
Based

>>523348
Cringe KFP propaganda.

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I want to get trained/conditioned by Haachama to the point where she can simply press both of her bare feet against my face and make me spurt within 10 seconds while she playfully giggles and praises me for being a quickshot

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>>523614
gay

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into a heated argument with Mana's second mouth about influential metal bands from the 80s while her first mouth blows me.

[Anonymous No.]

I would pay upwards of $400 for as much clothed paizuri from ame as my dick can handle in 1 hour

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>>521993
I want to hold hands with Ina and then fall asleep hugging her. I want to never let her go.

Practically the same goes for Ollie, even though she is a totally different person her voice wakens the same "must protect" instinct in me, i want to kiss her and never leave her ever.

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>>523342
>hides
By facing forward?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kissu Danchou. That's all. I'd cum during it but that's more than enough for me to be happy.

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>>523727
I want haachama to decapitate you mid act and feed you to the haatons.

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>>521993
I want Moona to circumcise my foreskin & licking my smegma in the process while she breastfed me.

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>>524167
>be you
>Ollie's boyfriend
>sweetest, most caring, and most genuine girl you know
>still too young to sleep over at your house though, so you make due with your between school hours
>one day, she doesn't show up to school
>you're not concerned; she's probably just sick
>you'll call her later
>once class gets out, you do so
>no one answers
>now a bit concerned, you peddle over to her house
>it's just right across the street from yours
>see police cars and ambulances out front
>see her father, mother, and siblings on the front lawn, sobbing
>you hop off your bike and ask what happened
>they embrace you - they always thought you were a good lad who loved their daughter sincerely - and tell you that she was murdered
>by a sword
>you can't believe it
>you break down and grieve for weeks
>you attend Ollie's funeral
>it's a predictably somber affair; she was only 17 after all
>a few months go by and though you're still sad, you more or less move on
>you keep a picture of her dearly departed on your nightstand, for the cherished memories
>one night, you're awoken by what you think is the front door opening
>it startled you but it was probably just a dream
>you try to go back to sleep
>you hear footsteps - uneven, heavy footsteps - coming up the stairs
>now you're terrified
>you leap out of bed and reach for a baseball bat that you keep in your closet
>too late; your bedroom door creaks open
>standing in the shadowed doorframe is a somewhat familiar but still bizarre silhouette
>"OH EM GEE HONEY HIIIIIIIII I'VE MISSED YOUUUUUU!!!1"
>"... Ollie? B-But you're dead!"
>Ollie steps into the dim light cast from the window
>she looks... different
>smells like dirt
>she has a fucking sword stuck through her head
>"Honey, what happned to my house?! My family's gone and some jerk turned it into a ramen shop!"
>being brought back from the dead hasn't seemed to impact her personality much
>she looks like a fucking golem now, though

wat do?

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>>524370
If she smells of dirt and not rot, and if there's no maggots involved (given how preserved she looks there shouldn't be) I welcome her back.

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>>522139
Based

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>>524370
Thank you anon, didnt know i need this.

Im not a writefag but i love me ollie and wouldnt care if she is half dead, death is temporary, gf is ethernal.

smelling like dirt sounds super fucking hot tho ngl

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>>524339
Based and premature-ejaculation-pilled

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>>524370
Take her to the kitchen and mating press fuck her on the countertop until my parents wake up and find us. Then stare them straight in the eyes and keep going.

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>>521993
I want Akirose to cage my dick up for months at a time, teasing me every day and only allowing me release by pegging

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>>524524
This, nothing wrong with an earthy smell, especially with the alternatives.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be shrunk down and smothered between thick vtuber thighs

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>>524456
A co-op game with Ame would also work.

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>>521993
I want to hear Marine or Coco fart
In general, I wish there were enough audible instanses of vtubrs farting on stream (and they stream for hours so hypothetically there should be enough farts) to make compilations, but I guess their mics do not pic it up.

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>>524808

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I just want to mating press Senchou as she leglocks me and her ovaries scream in joy at having their existence validated just before it was too late.

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>>524563
th-thanks, I suppose. I know it's a bit pathetic but the idea of being completely overwhelmed by my first kiss being with my oshi and the sensation of being embarrassed and helpless as I tremble against her and softly moan into her mouth, making me shoot super early, just sounds very very extremely exciting to me.

maybe she'd even be so kind as to whisper in my ear afterwards that it would be nice to cut however long I just lasted in half

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>>524808
Brapfags need help.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if there's any vtubers reading this

Anyways, I want Matsuri to piss all over my face

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>>523466
>Baqua
>cooking and cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ina to fuck me with her thick tentacles so hard that she makes my asscrack deeper, even if it kills me in the process

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>>524895
>her ovaries scream in joy at having their existence validated

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>>524906
I had my first kiss when I was 15. She unexpectedly forced her tongue in my mouth. And I remember being incredibly hard and feeling my heartbeat in my dick. I went home, changed clothes and saw that my underwear was covered in precum. I didn't outright ejaculate though. It's sad that as you get older you can't reach those levels of arrousal anymore. I hope a girl fulfills your wish, anon.

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VORE
PLEASE.

(or brain-fucking, me being on the receiving end.)
(or have one of them tie me up, put me on my knees, & have her kick me in the head multiple times, giggling intermittently.

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>>521993
I wanna have Mori and take turns doting on each other both sexually and platonically then go walk in aesthetic place and talk about things.

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>>523550
That's part of the point. It's up to me whether she gets points for trying.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking Risu, you insane treerat, I KNOW you started this thread.

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>>521993
I want to sex Matsuri

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>>521993
[Spoiler]

I want to put PPT to sleep with sleeping pills, gently undress her and play with her body, p much go wild on her while shes out
God i have weird fetishes
Also yes i have done this consensually with my wife

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Ive been holding this back
I wanna fuck Risu's mouth pussy. I wanna nut in her tiny throat while pulling her hair. Analing her seeing her mind break would be great. In the end i wanna see her covered in and out with my semen

Risu if ur reading this i nut thinking about all the shit I do to you everyday

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i want to be aqua’s wrangler/maid/husband. i want her to take out her autistic gamer rage on me while i try to calm her down. i want to adopt children that i end up taking care of because she’s too retarded to parent. I WANT HER BROS.

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>>525215
you have no fucking clue the things i would do to be shrunken down and unbirthed by the likes of Botan, Reine, Anya, Calliope, Moona... anyone sufficently curvy/not loli, really

just imagine them taking you in to their womb and going about their business; going out with friends, streaming, cooking food, all the while carting you around safe and sound inside them and nobody else can even tell. that shit right there, THAT is my ultimate fetish

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>>524370
>OH EM GEE

I beat her back to death with that bat.

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>>525393
Ngl thats kinda hot anon

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>>522694
does someone have the ms paint porn of her

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>>521993

I want to kill all the zhangs. I would kill them like how the deutaragonist killed his enemies in the Raid 2, by using a box cutter to cut their throats.

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>>525744
Leave my wife alone you sicko.

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>>521993
there’s this indie with coral horns and lore that her hair is sensitive. i just want to rub those horns and kiss her hair and nothing else until she cums, moaning my name

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I want to marry and make a woman out of her

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>>525808
>:(

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I want to have sex with Reine while she eats

[Anonymous No.]

handholding with Pekochan

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>>526331
>pekomama leaves the house not before saying "Have fun you two fufufu"

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I want to tie Haachama up, get her rolling, and fuck her until she's a drooling retarded mess lying in a puddle of her own piss and orgasming uncontrollably without even being touched. When she comes down I'll give her a nice sponge bath and tuck her into bed, and make pancakes for her in the morning. Then I'll eat her pussy while she eats breakfast.

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>>526331
>>526416
I want to fuck pekomama against pekora's bedroom door while making the most animalistic grunting noises and smacking her ass over and over to make her moan. Then ask her if she likes my dick or pekora more.

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>>524260
She blocks her chest using an assortment of props on her desk. When she plays games she lowers herself enough to block the view.

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>>526516
>until she's a drooling retarded mess
That won't take long.

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i want to impregnate okayu. i want that fucking cat to have tummy and cute sleepy mommy milkies.

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I want to impregnate the hag dog more than you can understand. I want to be there while her belly swells and she gets nervous on stream about whether or not she tells chat about the baby.

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>>527067
cultured.

t.okayu's breeder

[Anonymous No.]

From 1 to 10. How grossed and disappointed Hologirls would be when they would see this shit?

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>>527291
Marine would unirronically shlick to it if she could read it.
I think haato also gets off to thousands of people wanting her but not on the same level as marine.
Risu, moona and matsuri would think it's funny.

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>>527291
Matsuri would be touching herself if she understood what we're saying. Same goes for Marine and Haachama. Now Sora would give the kind of disappointed look that makes you regret ever being born

[Anonymous No.]

fucking danchou doggystyle while flare leglocks her head in front of marine who's restrained in a way that prevents her from getting off

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>>527291
1-3 for vanilla and procreation
4-6 for male/femdom kinks
7-9 for /d/-tier scenarios
10+++ for brap hunting with forensic audio analysis

[Anonymous No.]

this is my fetish

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>>525773
Maybe you have the same fetish anon

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>>525773
Maybe you have the same fetish anon

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>>521993
I want to grope Shion's tiny breasts from behind when grinding between her butt cheeks.

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>>527615
Anon you need help, i would say take your meds but maybe notice you are worth more than being beaten to death by a anime dog

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>>527791
if i'm going to fall into the boomer trap of getting stuck in a loveless marriage i want to at least get beaten to a pulp by anime dog and not a 3dpd karen yes

my position is actually reasonable

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Clown blowjob onegai

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>>527881
I mean yes if i have to be beaten to death i would prefer a anime girl instead of some old bitch although personally i would more appreciate Haachama kicking my nuts in that would be pretty alright like honestly if i get beaten up can it be a blonde pls god please

But what i was getting that is that you dont have to have a shit relation you know. Just hug and kiss your waifu goodnight desu

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>>528007
i want both anon
i want koro-san to be a bipolar manic girl to me

one moment i want her to treat me tenderly with love and affection, gently speaking into my ear
the next, i'm face flat on the cold, wood laminate floor with my face stinging and chest heavy as she screams and cusses me out and readies herself for another blow
i want her to kick me down in an alley after she catches me 'looking at another girl,' and five minutes later we share a hot cocoa together
i want to be split between two worlds, living in duality
both yearning for her love while simultaneously living in fear of her

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>>528242
Honestly, i respect it, your a good lad anon, dont come to /jp/ tomorow

[Anonymous No.]

>be you
>Omaru Polka's boyfriend
>love her to bits
>she's kind, affectionate, attentive, considerate, and absolutely sexually insatiable
>she's also mildly insane, but you think that adds to her charm
>you try to reciprocate
>as usual, you get ready for your weekly date
>you always enjoy these; Polka wants to watch some shitty rom-com, laughs and tears ensue, followed up by bedpost-shattering intercourse
>tonight she tells you she has something special planned
>you're curious but don't pry; you enjoy surprises
>you unlock the front door to be greeted by a pitch black home
>assuming this is part of Polka's plan, you smile and play along
>you take one step into your home and a freaky Halloween clown pops out complete with flashing red eyes and a sinister electronic laugh
>nearly shit your pants
>"POLKA WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>ominous feminine laughter echoes from somewhere further in
>now assuming this is less of a date and more of an obstacle course, you set your stuff down and pull out your phone
>you click on the light and scan the area, seeing nothing
>another step - another trap
>a shaving cream pie slaps you square on the face
>your love for this woman is bleeding out by the second
>another step
>confetti is blasted out of a hidden cannon that knocks you flat on your ass
>"POLKA WHEN I FIND YOU I'M LOCKING YOU IN THE GARAGE FOR A WEEK!"
>more ominous - and unconcerned - laughter
>now hyper-aware of your surroundings, you don't take another step until you're doubly-goddamn-sure there's no more surprises
>that being said... there aren't any
>Polka seemed to time your focus down to the precise number of pitfalls
>the lights click on and standing in the kitchen is your beautiful fox-clown in shear pink lingerie
>it's almost enough to make you forget about the shaving cream in your nostrils
>on the dining room table is a delicious-looking spread of all of your favorites
>she smiles, kisses you on the cheek, and beckons you to sit
>her sweetness disarms you
>you sit on a Whoopie cushion
>she laughs like a maniac; you're about ready to murder this bitch
>"Oh, c'mon honey, it's harmless fun! Here, let me get your shoes."
>she bends over to take your shoes off... and instead slaps your thigh with an EMS device converted into a handheld joy buzzer
>it hurts and you've just about had enough
>"Listen here you little bitch, I've had just about en--"
>she shoves perfectly roasted chicken into your mouth and sits on your lap, wiggling in place for max comfiness
>"I love you too, honey."

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

Choco-sensei rubbing your upper thigh, and starts getting closer and closer to your every time you get an answer wrong, ending the test with a kiss and a finish

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie Kiara to a table in her fast food restaurant and let the customers fuck her for money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>528636
>wrong
I meant "right"

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>>528791
good doujin idea

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>>528791
Drunkenly busting Kiara's lip open for not rattling any pots and pans!

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>>527615
I got hard reading this

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>>528555
Push her off me, tell her I called nene over. And start fucking nene on top of the food in front of her once nene gets there.

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>>528555
Wake up

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>>529419
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

[Anonymous No.]

>>529465
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE UP

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never eat a princess out while she's practicing piano

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>>529644
I want to turn her into an anal-loving princess.

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>>528242
That's literally a text book abusive relationship.
This may surprise you to hear, but people don't stay in those types of relationships because they enjoy being beaten.

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>>521993
I want to nuke the genocide the entirety of China with Coco in an international death squad where we livestream the warcrimes we commit on zhangs to the wider audience, I call it HolocaustINT

Outside of that? Probably have a loving harem consisting of Ollie, Subaru, Rushia, Aqua and Froot with Melody as the matron of all the rest. We’d just live in a big house and have a regular family life

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>>530134
*nuke and genocide

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>>530134
You just woke up something in me anon
I never thought I'd picture Coco cumming on my dick with every nuke launched and like it

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>>530328
You’re welcome anon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in a bdsm relationship with Suisei and Rushia where they would use me however they want while also trapping any of the Holos with bigger tits than them to sexually humiliate them using me as just a tool while they watch and viciously mock them while I deflower them while they cum becoming deeply ashamed yet slowly addicted to the sinful debauchery until eventually they're willing slaves to Suisei amd Rushia just like I am.

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>>528555
>no sexy wacky clown gf
bros..

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>>532109
Fucking crazy always seems like a good idea until you wake up with a rubber chicken shoved up your ass.

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>>532328
>polka will never use a rubber chicken onahole on you while laughing hysterically everytime it honks

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sink my teeth into Fubuki's bum.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drug a vtuber with laxatives before she starts streaming. It would only kick in once she's been live for about half an hour. At that point she'd let off a couple of braps, trying to relieve the pressure in her stomach, only to realise that it's not helping. Then, she'd either stop the stream to run to the bathroom or try and endure it so her audience doesn't catch on. If she tries to hold it, she gets increasingly uncomfortable and starts squirming around in her chair, until she loses all control and floods her pants with shit. Being unable to hide her shame any longer, she'd explain to the stream what happened, before quickly ending it to go clean up. Of course, by that time, there'd be a thousand clip videos, and millions of people would see her shame. I've imagined this situation with multiple vtubers, so I can't pick just one to fantasise about.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck the cure for the virus out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to love and cherish Subaru.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to holdWatame'shand

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Watame call me daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>533951
baaaaddy

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>>533941
oh god you sick fuck, I can’t believe you’d say that on a blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>532906
I'd like to sink my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>533918
I want Subara to sing to me in her low voice.

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>>521993
I just want to play with her soft fluffy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to talk Rushia into giving me paizuri and compliment her to make her feel like she's doing a great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>534079
not sure I get it

[Anonymous No.]

Anya is hiding her chest because she was never supposed to have large breasts. It was a prank by the live2D animator and they couldn't fix it in time for her debut. They're working behind the scenes on a version without the gag boobs but she's hiding them in the meantime so as to make viewing her archives less awkward.

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>>534468
shut the fuck up

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>>523727
That's Haato, not Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to throatfuck Coco holding onto her horns while Kanata's spanking her fat ass with the full force of her gorilla strength

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie Sara Hoshikawa to a bed, blindfold her, and then invite Matsuri over so she can sate her lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I just want her to pee on me

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in a house with all the Hololive EN gals, but I wouldn't want to have an harem or anything, I'd just want to take care of them and be their personal maid. They don't even have to care bro, I just want to be important to someone.

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>>536108
sad but relatable

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>>534385
I pretty sure penis is code for hand and vagina is code for also hand

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate Aqua and produce an autistic singularity.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a standing boob-job from this tiny indo

[Anonymous No.]

>>528555
grab her by the neck and drag her across the table and then bend her over while i furiosly tear her asshole apart

[Anonymous No.]

i want to survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>537276
>arming the clown with a creampie
Big mistake.

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>>536108
What kind of abomination is that "gun"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I want to make Ayame addicted to sex. So much that she'd rather have sex than stream and would only stream the minimum amount of time required so she can go back to having sex with me. She'd also cut all collabs short because she has to leave to have sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine ame hiccuping during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>538519
Imagine she hiccups with your dick deep her throat

[Anonymous No.]

Handholding with Towa-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>528555
not even my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

you people are diseased holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>538681
You sick fuck.
May I hold her other hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>538681
Towa's top is too dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>538806
You do know what board your're in right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>538681
I want to lift one of the cups of Reine's breast piece, and rub my dick between it and the spandex covering her bare breast. I want to feel the sensation of her nipple getting hard against my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lift one of the cups of Reine's breast piece, and rub my dick between it and the spandex covering her bare breast. I want to feel the sensation of her nipple getting hard against my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna bully Yui until she pisses herself infront of everyone by calling her a retarded airhead slut with 2 brain cells

[Anonymous No.]

>>538957
why would that make her pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>538817
>double h*nd h*lding
what's next, sicko? gonna suggest that you all interlock fingers? you should be locked up.

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>>538996
because i'll have forced her to drink water along with coffee, making her an even bigger hyperactive bimbo than she already was with her tiny bladder also she went to the bathroom on stream and forgot to close the door so i heard her pee on my first watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>524808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tws9i6upxTQ

[Anonymous No.]

I personally want to get Shion drunk and passed out, then proceed to eat her out the entire time she's unconscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>539407
Also known as pulling a Marine.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Coco's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a dragon breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Coco might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices... In addition, Coco's vagina may even be larger than those of human women, or at the very least anatomically different. The vaginal walls of human women only contract significantly during sex if experiencing orgasm. Due to her dragon nature, Coco may resemble some member of the known animal kingdom in that her physical control over her vaginas muscles is much greater. It would not be unreasonable to suggest that Coco could flex and contract the muscles in her vaginal walls to masturbate and in effect "milk" a penis for all it's worth. Her cervix may even be penetrable with little to no pain experienced, a sort of inverse "knot", a way to ensure that not one drop of her mate's semen will escape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>541435
I want to tease her inner thighs with kisses until she gets so horny she pushes my face into her wet pussy and forces me to eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>525251
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>537952
FABARM STF12 Compact
Back on topic, I want her to suck me instead of that.

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei had been excited about her newest solo concert for months. Her dream had always been to be an idol and as a result she had always loved performing live for her fans. While the concerts weren't quite the real deal - it was still an avatar, after all - they were the closest thing that she could get. Live singing was of course what made it fantastic, but the motion tracking from the suit that she'd be wearing would mean that the dancing would be live as well.

She'd practiced with her usual dedication, of course. Her singing had improved dramatically since she'd joined hololive, but her dancing still could use some work, so she'd put in the time. Four hours every day, first to get the moves down and then to sing while moving, timing her words to the beat to ensure that she'd be able to do it when the day finally came. It was exhausting and it was challenging, but it was also exhilarating. She would be a real idol!

Then the text came. "I'll be sending you a package. Be sure to wear it for your live show." Suisei knew who it was from and knew that she couldn't disobey, but part of her was nervous. What was it that her Master would make her wear? Some sort of lewd lingerie? The fans wouldn't see it, but the staff at Cover would. This could ruin her reputation! Another message came. "You can wear it under your outfit." It set her at ease. Maybe things would be okay. She could still put on her show, and satisfy her Master's request while still remaining a pure idol in the eyes of her fans and her company.

Then the package came.

It was inconspicuous at first. Just a set of underwear, really. A modest pair, when you came to think about it. Very solid material. Uncomfortable, but not to the point that it would actually chafe. Once she'd put it on, though, and felt the protrusions positions over her clit and the entrance to her sex, she knew that things wouldn't be so easy. 'Is it really worth it?' she thought, and slipped her fingers into the bands around her waist. 'Can't I just disobey this one time?' Then there was a click. The waistband tightened, becoming almost painfully taut around her fingers and forcing her to pull them out. Once she did, there was no going back in. The belt was locked in place, and this strange pair of underwear, which completely covered her pussy and ass, couldn't be removed. "Chastity?" She mused, trying to tug on the sides. "I can deal with chastity." She flipped her hair over her shoulder and finished getting dressed.

-

When she started her show, she could almost forget that she was wearing the special device that her Master had sent. It was tight and it was rough, but it wasn't unreasonable. She could still move and she could still sing. It all seemed like it would be going okay when the first thrum went through it.

The sudden sensation pulsed against her clit and between her lower lips, buzzing with an intense energy. Her words caught her throat, the song not coming out, and she tensed, leaning forwards at the sudden burst of pleasure. 'What is this?' she thought, taking a quick gasp as she tried to regain control. 'Is this the -' Another pulse came through, and she dropped to her knees, twitching, as pleasure erupted through her body.

"No." She said it out loud. She Would finish her show! She forced herself to stand, her legs trembling, and continued to sing, picking up where the song had left off. The vibrators thrummed again, choking her words. How could she sing like this? How could any woman resist this pleasure? She let out a squeak, a sharp high note in comparison to the beautiful low voice that she had been employing, and pressed a hand against her crotch. She gripped at the chastity device, trying to stop it from pulsing against her most sensitive recesses, but couldn't do anything to stop the pleasure. After several long, almost agonizing seconds, it paused. She gasped, coughed, then gasped again and tried to continue. She would make it through this. Somehow, she just had to.

The vibrator was obviously remote controlled. She had no way of removing it, no way of stopping it, and no way of stopping herself from collapsing with pleasure each time it buzzed inside of her body. After an hour of its inconsistent pulses, teasing her to the point of aching and always thrumming just as she needed to concentrate most, she knew that her concert had been ruined. Tears filled her eyes, but for all of her frustration she was hopelessly aroused. Her nipples were fully erect at the apex of her firm little breasts and her tights were soaked with the liquid proof of her body's betrayal. She had to try - she didn't know any other way to live other than to try her best - but she already knew that she would fail.

She moaned aloud through one song, dropped to the floor gasping at the climax of another, but was never allowed to climax herself. Her body was aching, her legs were trembling, and drool dribbled from a corner of her mouth, but she was never allowed to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my head on Amelia Watson's lap and cry while she consoles me

[Anonymous No.]

>>543522
Holy shit i dont think meds help anymore. Anon please seek professional help

[Anonymous No.]

>>523614
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>524895
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mindbreak Roboco into some sort of permanent ecstasy or bliss. Everything about her gives me the idea of someone who doesn't really care about anything but still tries every now and then for the lulz. Sounds like someone extremely calm and is specially notorious when she says/does lewd things or mischief, I fucking love Roboco because of her attitude and inkya/genki behavior depending on how she feels. It's so fulfilling that she sounds like someone who would care little about how rough and violent you go if she enjoys it. Like some sort of agressive wholesomeness. I imagine hugging and cuddling her into submission. All of this without talking about her raspy and sweet voice which further cements these ideas into my head. I don't care about asmr shit and I'm not even a member of her because poorfag but Jesus fucking Christ do I love Roboco, I have done so for the last 2 years without even realizing until recently, somehow.
Tl;dr: I want to violently and repeatedly plunge into Roboco, all while lovingly holding hands and smiling whimsically the way through for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

lol honeypot thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>527601
I swear to god I will search for the screencap mashup of that forensic brap.

I believe I downloaded the image once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
She had great potential to be a cute loli VTuber, but they had to give her big boobs.
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>543522
aaaahhh...I have read something similar in style half a decade ago...it is good to feel the same feeling again

[Anonymous No.]

>>543567
Unironically, Ame might be the most down to earth and homie of all of the HoloEN girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>523983
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>524895
lol
same though

[Anonymous No.]

>>544001
There are already plenty of loli vtubers, let the oppai loli crowd have at least one.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit i want to fuck the brains out of kiara.
she'd make the perfect wife no?
imagine drilling into her while she moans in german, japanese and english.
imagine unloading into her while she messily smiles at you.
imagine sleeping next to her while she whispers german into your ear.
i want to mating press this chicken till she can't breathe
god i need a kiara wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna date Kanata

[Anonymous No.]

>>545665
So beautiful it puts a tear in my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna blindfold and gag suisei while shes only wearing her panties and sniff her top to bottom every hole every strand of hair. And then i want to lick her top to bottom every hole every part of her body every nook and cranny. Then i want to make her squirt and rub my cock on all part of her body.

After hours of touching licking and sniffing. I wanna break every will there is in her body. Making her a slave to my cock. I will force her to sing with my cock in her mouth and every time she stops i will electrocute her or shove enema up her ass as punishment.

And in the end i want her as my personal cock sleeve and toilet. Once shes broken and becomes my plaything i will post videos of her and i mating and her being slave.

[Anonymous No.]

but where's the ERP

[watamelon No.]

>>524352
This made me look up adult circumcision videos for like 3 hours yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>530048
Fuck you. You don't know me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>536108
You'll never be important to anyone. Embrace it. Give up hope. Find peace in knitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I just wanna say I wanna coom hard inside Aqua and Shion, that is all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have so much sex with Ame and Gura and I want them to have tons of sex with each other too and maybe let me join so we can all have sex together
Ame's boobs and thighs and Gura's feet and cunny uoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

I don't enjoy being horny anymore. I wish I could have no sexual thoughts or desires.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Lulu to tie me to a chair and ride me slowly, whispering into my ears with that beautiful voice of hers! I want her to constantly bring me to the edge where I'm just about to cum before stopping completely, denying me the release I so desperately crave! I want this to continue over and over until my mind is turned to mush and my only thought is how desperately I need to release my load inside her! And just when I've reached the brink of madness, she rides me with such ferocity that I'm forced to cum in an instant, coating her insides with my baby batter!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch peko dom aqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>524370
violently pull her into a tight embrace and fall back into the bed, kissing her for as long as possible, all while she's utterly bewildered as to why I'm being so emotional.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want

>>522751
>I want to slap her ass and tell her to awoo for me.

holy crap, freaking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I just want to be happy for the rest of the day after watcing hololive talent streams

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this is really gross

I want kiara to cry and tell me her problems. And i want she and i to be better people from our time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>527601
brap? try plops

[Anonymous No.]

Such an angelical face, I just want to pounce on her, hold her down as she desperately tries to fight back, I want to watch her face be overcome with terror as she realizes she's not going to be able to free herself. I would start by fully exposing her shoulders and kissing her neck, while at the same time feeling up her thighs. God I would enjoy defiling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>547288
True man of culture, I wish to hear that cute voice before falling asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>552112
Iofi seems like the kind of girl that would love anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>523983
This guy gets it, they're the perfect size.

[Anonymous No.]

After today's ASMR stream, I want Haachama to do a masturbation one, that's all I ask, I want to hear her moans while she flicks her bean until she reachs climax. She just drives me crazy how lusty and shameless she can be sometimes that it just heats my body I could just melt my boxers just thinking about it. Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

I want gura to bite me while I'm deep inside her bootyhole.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Aki to call me a good boy and rub my head while I go down on her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>527615
Holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>523844
imagine getting a blow from the mouth on the back of her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>525215
>VORE
>PLEASE.
By who?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ram Hana Macchia down in a mating press while her dad is roasting her, we high-five afterwards and play Quake Arena

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I want to enact Rape of Nanking part 2 with Coco leading the charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>558713
Based fellow genocide architect

[Anonymous No.]

>>558713
Why would you wanna rape a bug, thats how you get shit like aids and covid. I heard aerial carpet bombardement until the sands turn to glass or alternatively nuking is a much better solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>558713
Don't you mean part 1? Since it's an anti-Japanese conspiracy theory?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to fuck kiara in the missionary position until she locks me in with her legs, forcing me to unload into her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I want to buy coco and haachama from the CCP as brainwashed sex slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>538930
HOLY SHIT anon extremely based, there's a special place in my heart for fellow degenerates like yourself, bonus points if armpitjob is included, if not implied

[Anonymous No.]

It's the year 2021 of our LORD and there's STILL no doujin of a mean spirited Mio forcefully making you drink her spit and vomit while she pegs you while grabbing your legs like a girl
Or some vanilla fluff with kisses, leglock and nakadashi full combo also works, i guess

[Anonymous No.]

I want a real two-way connection to another human being and then a swift death

[Anonymous No.]

>>524370
>murdered by a sword
hate it when that happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>561599
That first thing would be completely out of character for her though.
Her puking on your dick after you unexpectedly force her to deepthroat you during a blowjob on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
To be able to breed any holo, you must previously creampie someone in a Bubba suit. Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>562067
>implying i wouldn't creampie them in the bubba suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>524370
Firmly hold her against myself. She smells like dirt, not rot, so I can at least try and comfort her and deal with the shock of my undead gf.
Then I need to get her some new clothes. And try to carefully wash her off...actually the entire struggle of washing her off without advancing decay might be a problem.
Is it ethical to give a zombie a bath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>522300
>>523006
This, I want Ina to dominate me with her small, skinny body

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
why did they cut out her feet

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO PUNISH THIS LITTLE MESUGAKI UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
Anya's bodytype and sassy personality begs for an asanagi doujin

[Anonymous No.]

I want to forcefem the duck

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna feed Mel. I wanna see her smile widen as I give her all sorts of fattening goods between streams. It would be hot to see her clothes grow tighter over time but she tries her hardest to wear them. When we're in bed I'd like to squish her bulging tum and watch her squirm while turning red in the face.

[A Sneedclave member No.]

>>569861
that's enough /vt/, I'm going back to /tv/ to make Reddit red with rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I want to pound Mocca's tight boypussy. I want to watch his eyes glaze over in pleasure as my cock hits his prostate. I want to fill him with my seed while his own tiny femboy dick sputters out cum as he orgasms.

And then I want to kiss him and hold his hands so it's totally gay as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>561802
Anon Indonesia is a scary place

[Anonymous No.]

>>572144
It's not the same after the yab

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have post-marriage sex with Mori and ejaculating inside her while being leg locked and my head held to her chest. We will stay intertwined for hours while she softly whispers how happy she is that she can be a mother and talks about how many children she wants, what names she thought of while also inserting threats that I can no longer leave her and any form of infidelity will be met with a painful death. She will barely move the entire time unless I am in the mood again where she will oblige happily but will keep me in the same position to prevent me cumming anywhere else except in her womb before finally letting go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>572023
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>523983
Same

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be head pat by Ame really
That and/or this: >>523983

[Anonymous No.]

>>523983
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn I just want to bury my cock inside Haachama pound her pussy until my balls shrivel up. The idea that she's secretly hoping her fanbase passes her around like covid at Mardi Gras gets me so fucking horny my balls hurt. I just want to creampie her until she passes out and then hand her limp, yet willing body over to the next horny anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>522558
This sounds pretty gay my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>545665
>imagine sleeping next to her while she whispers german into your ear.
>Der Völkerstreit und der Hass untereinander, er wird gepflegt von ganz bestimmten Interessenten. Es ist eine kleine wurzellose internationale Clique, die die Völker gegeneinander hetzt, die nicht will, dass sie zur Ruhe kommt. Es sind das die Menschen, die überall und nirgends zuhause sind, sondern die heute in Berlin leben, morgen genauso in Brüssel sein können, übermorgen in Paris und dann wieder in Prag oder Wien oder in London, und die sich überall zuhause fühlen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>575903
Anon du dumme schwuchtel, glaub mir deutsch klingt längst nicht so sexy wie du glaubst, vor allem der Österreicher Akzent den Kaira hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>523348
awww, you guys made me ink

[Anonymous No.]

I want luna please luna let me hug you forever please spoil me and cum on you everyday

[Anonymous No.]

I want Luna to step on me while looking down on me like I'm a filthy peasant that doesn't even deserve the honor of being stepped on by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>576499
Nenn mich noch einmal Schwuchtel und ich schmeiß dir die Prüggel raus, du Hanswurst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>575903
>>577941
Geh zurück nach /pol/, du kleine Wehraboo-Schwuchtel

[Anonymous No.]

>>577974
>of course he has to be from political /x/ there's no other way
Go neck yourself if some shitposting and images trigger you this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>577974
Pol-Halbaffen können sich aufhängen gehen, wäre eine echte Gesellschaftsverbesserung.

[Anonymous No.]

>>524653
Get out of this fetish I broke my dick doing it and now it bends upwards

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pay Kiara for sex!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to choke on Artemis's cum.
I want Calli to step on me.
I want Ina to hold me in the air with her tentacles and jerk me off using the slimiest one.
I want... to uh... kinda just. Make carrot cake with Pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>580314
I want to lock Kiara in a nursing home full of dirty old men who have had 3 whole viagras earlier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>575903
Anon that be kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO FUCK LAMY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys ok?

[Anonymous No.]

God I just want to push Anya down, grasp her ankles, lift her feet up to my face, and just lick them for hours at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, have any of y'all tried lucid dreaming these fantasies out? We spend 33% of your life sleeping. I'm tryna use some of that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put Risu over a table and give her some good lovin while her tail keeps getting in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno how many fatfags we have here, but someone suggested the idea of Calli just slowly but surely getting out of shape and managing to either ignore and also enjoy it at the same time on a diet that's mostly just takeaways from the underworld and red wine

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take viagra and down multiple energy drinks along with every other Marine loving anon on this board and then run the most sloppy, messy, sweaty and brutal train on her with at least 3 anons doing her at all times and tagging each other out instantly as soon as they cum inside or on her. Until she finally says that she isn't horny anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>584174
Anon thats herculean task, but im willing to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>584174
You have my errr sword!

[Anonymous No.]

>>584174
I volunteer to help

[Anonymous No.]

Aki is sucking strawberry dick on stream rn and you fucks are missing out if you're not there

[Anonymous No.]

>>577941
german is about the least sexy/cute/erotic langauge in existance

>>576499
>>577974
>>578070
good takes

[Anonymous No.]

>>584520
ASMR makes me feel uncomfortable. I love Aki though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>584520
I wish I could steal Aki from her husband like guitarbro is presumably already doing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep while headpatting Mio and wake up with her sucking my dick while Taiga watches.

[Anonymous No.]

Do a pavolia cringe fic so I can send to her marshmallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>547999
What's up with you sadsexuals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>556352
Fucking fu-tan while danchou watches!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep while headpatting Taiga and wake up with her sucking my dick while Mio watches.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep while headpatting Risu and wake up to Iofi sucking my dick while Moona watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>586502
huh

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Korone’s abused house husband, unable to leave and only finding solace in the sparse times she doesn’t beat me!

[Anonymous No.]

Just wanna shove my face in between Ame's thighs to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

I want Rose and Nekoreen to lure me into their van with promises of candy and puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>528791
>fuck her for money
You could have had that for 30k yen a year ago, anon.
Tough luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>586342
This one you can actually do, just write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
i wanna have a taste of moona's armpit right after a long session of minecraft stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Risu to sit on my lap while we play video games together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>586919
you cant sit on your own face risu

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat out Risu's ass

[Anonymous No.]

I want fubuki and suisei to lick my nipples and makeout with me while i finger their buttholes and pussy. During this matsuri and choco and flare are giving me triple fellatio. I also wanted to be breast fed by Haachama.

Meanwhile I want a tied up and gagged Marine to watch with a vibrator on max.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nut on Risu's face every day in November right before she records a NNN video and watch her deliver nut based puns with my semen dripping down her face

[Anonymous No.]

I want Pochi to star in a Terasu doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>587280
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

Just the idea of mindbreaking Suisei is already so arousing. Imagine trying to mindbreak a prideful tryhard idol who never give up on anything in her life, it would be a real challenge and that's what makes it so fucking arousing. Imagine ravaging her body as she cutely resists, thinking that she will never succumb to the pleasure, but as you fuck her more and more violently, her determination will slowly but surely fade away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>587290
I'm just saying, now that she's a vtuber she's fair game for other doujin authors to defile.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate Hoshikawa while Matsuri watches and then make Matsuri help raise the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>587388
You may have a point but she could start drawing herself getting it on with a shota first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
I want to spend several months growing closer romantically to a Holo, only to reject her heartfelt confession, tears streaming down both our faces, as I explain to her that she has to remain pure for the sake of her fans. While I would love nothing more than to experience sweet love with her, I would never betray our collective trust.
Then I walk off into the sunset, wet fist raised in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd let her sit on my face and piss in my mouth while she jerks me off
why did she have to go bros

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna feed ducks in the park with subaru!

[Anonymous No.]

I need to pin Gura down and pump her full of cum. Her laying on her chest face down getting rammed from behind, pinned down by a hand on her neck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>592351
I wanna face fuck gura and cum on her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>592733

Easy, we'll double team her

[Anonymous No.]

>>521993
i will take literally any female
oh god i'm so alone

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna drug and numb Kiara and leave her on a bed tied up while taking care of her so she doesn't have to be in pain anymore. I just wanna hear her talk all day and not have her mention any problems. I don't even wanna fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really not sure why, but Haachama in the red corset, I don't know, I can almost smell her... she's got perfume on but it was a long day at choreography practice so her musky scent still comes through. And she's crazy enough to be pump and dump material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>593250
I'm a 31 year old virgin. Don't worry about it, you give up at 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>594161
Just fuck a hooker or something jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>594224
I shall not, my son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>525639
incredibly fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>594258
You're only hurting yourself, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>522751
This. I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>594224
Fuck no. I'd rather die a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>594224
>Just fuck a hooker
Actual quitters do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>594456
Not really, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>594409
Even if she's, hypothetically, cheap, attractive, and completely STD free?

[Anonymous No.]

THIGH SEX WITH THE CLOWN

UOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>538806
You clicked on this thread too ame, don't pretend you're any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>573055
What yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>596605
He lied about ice cream and sexually harrassed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>596030
That still implies it's a one time thing, I don't want to have sex unless it's with someone I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. I know it's dumb but that's just how I roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>586855
what

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to cuddle up with Polka on a couch and watch silly comedy movies together.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie Ema up and cum inside her sukumizu, several times!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Walfie Ame so fucking bad the blank expression on that thing's face gets me rock hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>602246
This clownfox is 100% cuddle material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>584174
Count me in, i want to mating press her until my balls dry. Although im afraid no amounts of pills and energy drinks will be enough, we might not come back, she will ride us to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>602304
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>584174
Joining Marine's crew so you can get the booty. But everyone has to share, that's the pirate way

[Anonymous No.]

>>538806
No, jerking off and fantasising is safe. Normalfags like you who go catching every STD out there are the literal diseased ones though.