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oops

>> No.52788285

>>52788193
How can i earn your friendship Fauna?

>> No.52788359

>>52788193
Mods please sticky this post

>> No.52788536

>>52788193
What did she do this time?

>> No.52789306

>>52788536
pregnant with my child

>> No.52789450

oops oops

>> No.52789502

>>52789306
you mean mine

>> No.52789802

>>52789306
Yeah, me

>> No.52789867
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Oh my god oh my god oh my GOD!

>> No.52790875
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I gotta be honest I really miss Fauna
Used to meme about it but now days without her just feel off
I feel like there's never enough of her
A lot of my thoughts are even in her voice now
I can't remember the last time I fell asleep not listening to her
I miss Fauna

>> No.52790915

>>52789306
Can confirm, I'm the child.

>> No.52791038
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Imagine Fauna during sex
>the ahs and uuuuuus
>the attempts not to swear
>screams if you're lucky
>The abrupt "uh oh" at the end
Sounds amazing

>> No.52791222

>>52788193
sapling? what do you think you're doing?

>> No.52791325

She's really cute when she says "oops oops"
One of my favorite fauna-isms

>> No.52791464

>>52791038
Yeah but where's the part where she steps on my balls and degrades me

>> No.52791713

Stop posting about Squeeblings! I'm tired of seeing it! The fags on 4chan send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes! I was in a server, right? And all of the channels are just Squeebling stuff. I showed my Fauna underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped out and I said, "Hey, babe, when the underwear is squeeb!" Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! I fucking looked at a trashcan and I said, "Look, Fauna's acting talent!" I looked at my penis, I think of a sapling and I go, "Penis? More like squeebling's favorite treat!" Aaaaaaargh!

>> No.52791850

>>52789306
Yup, I'm the womb and there's actually a child there

>> No.52792165

>>52791325
This and her just stating what she's doing when panicking are great

>> No.52792166 [SPOILER] 
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>>52791713

>> No.52792546

>>52788193
Why did she do it uuuuu

>> No.52793117

>>52788193
why did mumei drew fauna with such a sexually seducing smug look.

>> No.52793185

>>52790875
You're not gonna miss her after you see this.

https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ/superchat?interval=M&start=1685808000000&end=1688486399999

USD20k/month before cuts and taxes. Approximately USD240k/year before cuts and taxes. She's living the luxurious life with who? not with you of course.

>> No.52793821

>>52793185
least unhinged numbertranny

>> No.52793903

>>52793185
Streamers make money. More news at 11.

>> No.52793942
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>>52793185
She deserves all of it and more

>> No.52794040

>>52793185
Fauna doesn't deserve me.

>> No.52794072

>>52793821
240k at 70% cut from cover and youtube and then the government's cut is like 61k, other considerations like merch make more sense to take into account. Merch and memberships would be where the talento would get a better cut, besides the cover salary.

>> No.52794426
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>>52794072
so you're saying I make significantly more money than these vtubers and I don't have to entertain a bunch of chuds for hours a day or keep my identity a secret. kek

>> No.52795472

>>52790915
i said this

>> No.52795541

>>52793185
She deserves at least three times as much

>> No.52796354

>>52793942
>>52795541
Wow the ASMR really put you guys under, huh? The richer she gets, the lesser attention she can give to you. You'll never reach her level and she will never notice you as an individual. One day she graduates and marry, you'll understand the lesson. You'd be left with emptiness and void bigger than what you feel right now when she doesnt stream. But you wont understand coz you're under her hypnotism. Those days without stream? How many rails had she already had and you'll never know. Vegan? But she ate weiners too.

>> No.52796518

>>52793185
damn we need to give fauna more. i'm a software engineer doing jack shit and i make more than her

also poorfags, study cs, join a big tech company, and stop seething: https://www.levels.fyi/?compare=Apple,Amazon,Microsoft,Google,Facebook&track=Software%20Engineer#

>> No.52796553

>>52793185
That money? All mine

>> No.52796801

>>52788193
This is EXACTLY the face she makes after spontaneously ruining my orgasm btw

>> No.52797202

>>52796518
95% of 700k+ subscribers are poorfags. You make that much? how ugly do you look that you cant win dates and resorted to vtuber? or are you just trying to act smart and just baiting people into misery knowing that those seats are always full?

>> No.52797619

>>52797202
Seanigger detected
sucks to be a poor fag like you

>> No.52798426

>>52797619
Aah.. delusional phase. I never want to go back again. What a waste of energy protecting someone who didnt care for your existence. Those wasted time if I had already opened my eyes maybe I'd have more real physical girl circle around me. But one loving physical GF is enough for me and she is touchable and less maintenance than a virtual youtuber.
Seethe more, ugly.

>> No.52798483

>>52798426
ESL shitskin calling others ugly
roru
rumao

>> No.52798517

>>52788193
this image turns on my rape instincts

>> No.52800175

>>52791038
>>52793185
lucky dude

>> No.52800331

>>52793185
So ~$60k after cuts and taxes. I know she has other income, but you think this is luxurious on its own?

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poor poor faendal...

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