Hey unicornfags, answer me this

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you worried about males but not dykes?
Why aren't you freaking out when a dyke collabs with your oshi? She's way more likely to end up in physical contact, in the same bed as your oshi. She's way more likely to get drunk with your oshi and fuck her.
Why are you worried about beta male chuubas when alpha dykes roam in the studio?
Why isn't the prospect of getting cucked by a woman even more horrifying to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I will never feel threatened by a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>53853762
I could rape a dyke.

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>>53853762
>She's way more likely to end up in physical contact, in the same bed as your oshi. She's way more likely to get drunk with your oshi and fuck her.
god i wish that would happen

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>>53853762
There is no such thing as a true lesbian. Every "lesbian" is just a woman who hasn't taken the right dick yet. What you call lesbian sex, I call a threesome in the making. Why would I worry about there being more for me?

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>>53854158
why does no one say this about gays?
sounds like cope

[Anonymous No.]

Lesbians on the internet aren’t real, they’re just immature girls playing pretend while they’re still young.

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>>53854288
There are no gays, just straight guys who got molested as kids.

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>>53853762
because it is impossible for me to be threatened by a woman

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>>53853762
Everyone knows they're not really lesbians
There are no lesbians in the big corpos. Prove me wrong.

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>>53853762
The prospect of my Oshi going carpet munching just makes me erect

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>>53853762
hey homobeggar fags, answer me this, why you so worry about unicorns? why do their mere existence make you seethe? because that make me happy, keep seething.

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>>53853762
Lesbians barely exists irl...
Most are either bi or just say so to be left alone anon.

[Anonymous No.]

no one historically has taken lesbianism seriously
it's more like a pastime than a lifestyle and the reaction to it has been overwhelmingly "dude, hot" until the recent movements to legitimize it

[Anonymous No.]

I hope miko rapes my oshi.

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>>53853762
>Why are you worried about males but not dykes?
Dykes uphold the tradition cute girls doing cute things(and cute girls doing cute girls). As a unicorn I have absolutely no problem with dykes. You're clearly retarded and have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>53853762
They're still women.

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>>53853762
I want to suffocate Hoshimachi Suisei in my thighs so fucking bad you don't even know but the next best thing is living vicariously through Miko.

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>>53854288
Because gays are just pedo groomers

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>>53856157
uh, based

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>>53853762
Because none of the girls in Hololive are actually lesbians. Retards just think they are because they've never talked to or hung around any women ever. Straight women touch and tease their female friends all the fucking time and it has nothing to do with sexual attraction. You can't compare the way that women interact with each other to the way that guys do.
Also, lesbian sex isn't even real sex anyways.

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>>53854926
The winner post of the thread.

Also, being a fake lesbian for my entertainment is totally ok, yes. Especially if they are after lolis lake Matuli-san. I love Hololive

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There isn't enough grass for everyone in this thread

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>>53853762
I don't know why you're assuming i'm fine with it if it's a woman.
I haven't been brainrotted by yurifaggotry

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>>53853816
Then why have you never talked to one?

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>>53853762
It’s just business contract.
Here’s her pic when she read the contract

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>>53853762
I'm not an unicorn, but here's the thing:
-If she doesn't engage in romance of any kind, then you are free to self insert as her "one true love"
-If she goes teetee with other girls, then you are free to imagine yourself in a threesome (or more)
-If she flirts with males (and having good chemistry is as good as flirting in their eyes) then the only thing that your mind can conjure if you self insert is cuck scenarios (or at the very least pretty gay scenarios). Also no CGDCT (which is basically a religion for them).

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>>53853762
Because I'm not gay or bi.
So you take a girl, that's cute. Now you add another girl, that's twice the cute. And now you make them have sex, now that's cute and hot.
So you have exponentially doubled the value of the girls on display.
Now you add a guy there, and that's gay, now you got a girl and a guy which makes it half gay but I am 100% straight which means 0% gay so 50% gay is already 50% too gay for me.
But then you throw sex into the mix so you are watching a guy (not you) and a girl have sex, it goes from 50% gay to 100% gay because the sex is a 50% multiplier.
Hypothetically if both were guys it would be 200% gay because 100% gay + 100% gay is 200% gay.
Liking girls is 100% straight so two girls is 200% straight but if they have sex that's 50% but that's 50% of 100% making girl on girl sex streams 300% straight.
Now compare OP's 100% gay to my 300% straight and it's clear that OP is a bottom and likes watching men fuck his oshi.
But I am a 300% straight alpha giga chad so I will enjoy watching cute girls have sex on stream.
The numbers don't lie.

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>>53856867
>none of the girls in Hololive are actually lesbians

[Anonymous No.]

Lesbian oshi = oshi that will never betray you and have herself stained by another m*le's filthy genital
It's that simple.

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>>53856867
>never watched hololive
>can't tell kayfabe from real lesbians, so lesbians must not exist!
>pretend he isn't a loser on /vt/
naruhodo.

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>>53856867
Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

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>>53853762
women can't impregnate women

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>>53853762
Business yuri. Guys don't see women as sexual competition so there is no biological reaction of feeling like you will lose them. Japanese idol companies have understood this for decades and it's the reason that girls flirting with each other is a common feature with idols and vtubers.

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>>53860427
The funny thing about this post is that this form of society is literally how it works with wild primapes. Any time something similar is tried with human beings the "domesticated majority" finds a leader to rally behind and rips apart society.

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>>53853762
No penis, no problem. That simple.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to watch cute girls doing cute things, and the more girls the better. You add guys there and its no longer the same. Contrary to what shitposters might tell you, most people here don't actually think they have a chance on getting their oshi.

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>>53861694
>most people here don't actually think they have a chance on getting their oshi
Maybe this is what they say out loud, or how they feel in the moment, but this is more a form of escapism. They want to delude themselves into thinking they have an actual relationship in the moment, this is the whole point of the girlfriend experience. When vtubers start interacting with men, unicorns are unable to insert themselves into that fantasy anymore and that makes them mad.

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>>53853762
Personally, I do not care about anything you said. I only care about Sakura Miko and I hope she is well.

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>>53853762
I hate male vtubers because none of them are entertaining and all of them are subversive. Your depraved sexual fantasies aren't a factor.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey people I don't like answer me this
Why is the strawmen representing you so damn fragile? Isn't that pathetic?
Wow you should really reconsider your life choices if you disagree with me

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>>53853762
transgender hands wrote this

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>>53853864
But not a beta male chuuba?
If they're to much for you, you clearly lack the balls to even listen to the dykes getting it on-get your limp dick outta here and back in the eunuch processing line

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>>53853762
My oshi isnt gay?.... Seriously are you stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>53854288
Fujoshi's would say this, the ones who would are just to busy fucking to larp like that guy

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>>53853762
dunno el

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>>53853762
>Why are you worried about males but not dykes?
Because a dyke fucking my oshi isn't the same as another man putting his dick inside her and shooting his semen into her womb. A dyke literally cannot shoot semen into my oshi's womb because she does not possess a dick or balls, so why I would give a fuck? If anything, two females having sex is fucking hot. If it's still too difficult for you to comprehend then let me put it like this; a female is not a biological threat to a male because a woman cannot impregnate another woman. It's really not rocket science and just normal biology. I assume you learned this when you went to school. You did go to school, right?
If you did go to school then you just don't get it and you will never get it because you're not a man and you're probably not a woman either for that matter.