Trivial Rrats

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Haachama says "the normal one" in the pepeloni pasta, not "the no one".

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suisei likes orange juice more than ringo juice

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ina watches anime

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Towa actually hates the TMT memes

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>>5434546
this is just fact

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>>5434375
>the normal one
This makes way more sense.

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>>5434606
She did for a while but she's mostly accepted by now.
t. Kenzoku

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>>5434375
I am certain she said "the known one".

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>>5434692
>>5434957
She might also have said "the no one" meaning "The one with no toppings"

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>>5435064
No she's just introducing the concept of the pepeloni. She hasn't got to the topping autism yet.

"You know the pepeloni? The normal one?"

It fits.

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I watched the video at 0.25 speed and Haachama clearly just says "nooo", there is never a change in intonation. Maybe she straight up used the wrong word (hard to believe) but it's definitely not just her mumbling and slurring "normal" or "new"

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>>5434375
still dont make sense

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Nene isn't actually married to her husbands in a legally binding way

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Marine isn't actually 17

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>>5435152
What's an abnormal pepeloni?

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I have never seen Mel drinking blood, she might not be an actual vampire

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>>5435678
She says "the nooomuwan"
Also she's an ESL schizo so her intonation doesn't mean anything for either side.

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>>5435809
>>5435899
>>5435995
These are national security level rrats, not trivial.

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>>5434546

Sounds like someone is gonna need to change their diet to get the right taste.

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Mori is a desperate virgin.

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>>5434779
cause she gave up on you guys already unlike aqua still giving the (You) to people calling her onion

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Bubba doesn't actually take care of the tech on Ame's stream and Ame only refers to him doing so to appear cute.

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>>5435918

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>>5437235
>spent the night at a love hotel
>a virgin
deadbrap...

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>>5437384
what is that

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>>5437391
She spent it alone so she could imagine what it's like to be taken to one.

qrd on the love hotel meme?

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>>5437423
Mori said she was at a hotel during her call-in for Gura's birthday stream. She probably explains it in her streams but I'm not a Deadbeat.

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>>5437423
>kiara goes on "vacation"
>mori in a love hotel

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>>5437417
the no one

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>>5438160
Mori would never fuck Kiara though

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That's actually towa's workplace

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>>5438275
kiara raped mori in the summer of 2021

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>>5438373
BOB SAGET

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>>5438373

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>>5438373
Kek what a raped BITCH

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Amelia isn't really British

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>>5437235
Cuckbeats... it's a bit too late for that... ne?

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>>5439379
Flip the positions

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>>5439379
>66 seconds

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>>5435918
Probably a spicy one? The only way this would make sense is that there‘s a normal and a spicy one.

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Miko isn't racist and she didn't rape Pekora

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63
rrat

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>>5434375
Ayame is a mother now and is too busy raising her baby to stream

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>>5445471
the baby is me btw

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>>5434375
Kiara and Mamaloni are planning on doing a collab

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>>5438373
>gay fagfiction

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Gura doesn't like being the most subbed hololive member because she has imposter syndrome and it reminds her of that among us game where she raged

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>>5454077
Deadcuck absolutely SEETHING

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>>5434375
Why you post distorted Pegor image?
She still says she doesn't like it.

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>>5455011
but I rike it

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>>5454077
ogey

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>>5434375
Ayunda and Risu is actually the same person

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kiara has a gun

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>>5455824
dyrbi

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Coco's "9000 dollar bed" was actually 899999 yen, or ~8160 USD.

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coco doesn't have a cocock

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ame says the dreaded "n-word" online all the time in games

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Suisei really intended to call Miko a nigger

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>>5460189
Take it back

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Sora is a secret hardcore anime fan.

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>>5460513
Sora doesn't even know what anime is.

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>>5434375
>Noel wants to stream KOTOR but doesn’t think anyone would find it interesting. Also EA owning BioWare.

>Marine isn’t really as horny as she claims. She’s also a privateer, not a pirate.

>Mori has an accountant and her taxes are still a pain in the ass.

>Amelia actually is Welsh but uses an American Generic accent to obscure where she’s from. (And it makes it more interesting) also her inhuman noises are actually her speaking Welsh.

>Enma is actually Native American, not Asian.

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>>5438320

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>>5460747
that's why it's secret

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Pekoland isn‘t a country or kingdom, it‘s probably a small japanese island. Why else would pekora speak regular japanese but using „peko“ instead of -mas or -des

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Luna is actually a princess, she comes from a branch of the imperial family that had it's titles stripped after WWII.

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>>5434375
I think she meant to say "the no (pepeloni) one"

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Norio-sensei might be the person behind Tamaki

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>>5454156
She should stop being a whiny bitch
>Oh nooo I'm sooo successful guys, woe is me!!
Barf

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>>5434375
Finally someone other than me is saying this.
https://files.catbox.moe/b3fcm5.mp3

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>>5462481
>the NO one
>the NOOOOOOO one
>the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO one
yeah I dunno....

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Gura has a vagina

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>>5445471
she was impregnated by one of the yakuza members she was serving and now she is having a family with him

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>>5462481
Wait how can't people hear the n? It's right there.

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>>5435809
I wish. I would actually become one.

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Gen 5 average age is older than gen 3

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Coco is graduating because she lost a game of cards against Yagoo, if she had won she would've had full creative freedom over her content
Haachama is studying to be a lawyer and took time off streaming to focus on her grades
Mori is reading this thread right now
Ina is a well adjusted member of society
Kiara actually doesn't own a gun
Ame is in a parasocial relationship with Gura

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>>5462640
Proof?

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polka is artistically invested in trains

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>>5464333
>Coco is graduating because she lost a game of cards against Yagoo

Nope, it's because of Chinesemen at Cover Higher Echelons.

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>>5457987
Actually the bed itself is around 600k, if you add up all the rest (pillows, duvet, sheets, etc) it becomes 900k

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>>5434375
Polka have are crush on Yagoo.

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>>5464638
rrat: anon is having a stroke

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>>5464868
>Polka "Yagoo is my only friend" Oruka

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>>5464868
damn, I'm having a hard time finding any holes in this rrat, it might be true

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>>5465035
Yeah I thought it was just me but it feels strangely true, in a way most things called rrat are not.

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>>5435995
I don't know what the fuck an acerola is and at this point I don't even want to google it

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Pikamee actually lived in England instead Texas. Every so often you can her her English accent but no trace of a southern one.

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Botan's hair is the softest of her gen

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PegoMigo is over because Migo found out Pego is dating Jun

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>>5468718
No Lamy

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>>5435899
You’re right she’s 17 second season.

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My rrats
>Kiara loves her genmates
>Nyanners and Veibae had discord sex based
>Watson and Gura are planning an off collab when Gura comes to Callifornia to meet Sykkuno
>Watson's mom went to prison when she was very young on drug charges, Ame was eaised by her auntie and grandma, with Ame serving as a carer for her grandma who sadly died.
>mori once brapped so heinous on the tokyo subway it was mistaken for another subway sarin attack
>ina is boring
<bubba is a rrat

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>>5455824
Nah

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>>5469306
>greentext properly
>fuck up at the end
brain damaged by his own rrats

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>>5435918
The normal one, as in the most common generic pizza topping.

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>>5464333
What card game was it
I need more of your rrat please

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>>5471144
The game was Go Fish, Yagoo spent several weeks practicing and studying the game while Coco in her hubris thought she'd be fine because she played the game as a child. We know how that ended.

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>>5434375
>>5435064
>>5435152
“The domino one” makes more sense. As one anon pointed out, nothing is abnormal about a pepeloni pizza.

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>>5468696
Everyone assumes Texans have a southern accent when pretty much everywhere that isn't the rural backwards country areas has midwestern accents instead. Pikamee has a ton of midwestern in her English.

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Ame calls people nigger outside of streams

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>>5462350
Its less about being whiny and more about being hopelessly confused.

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rushia is actually boing boing

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>>5473449
It's true, I recognized her at a supermarket a few weeks ago and tried to ask her if she would sign an autograph for me but all she did was shout racial slurs at me until I left.

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>>5460973
If she's not a pirate, why are they called Houshou Kaizokudan and not whatever the term for privateer is that I don't do enough reps to know?

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>>5473156
You can get pepeloni on a variety of pizzas. The normal one clarifies that it's a straight pepeloni pizza.

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>>5473645
based

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>>5439367
t. someone who didn’t get past the first minute of her god-awful debut

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>>5463030
I'm hearing "The known one", but I'm not really sure what she is getting at with that.

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>>5474021
What other variant of pepperoni pizza other than the usual one?

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>>5474021
This. It's also possible that she was referring to the regular (normal) size.

"Normal" is a perfect fit, whereas "the no one" requires all sorts of assumptions and gymnastics.

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(you)r oshi briefly got curious about /vt/, but then bailed after reading one thread.

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>>5474626
DYRBI?

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>>5468696
This assumption is not ogey. Go to the cities like Austin and Houston and you'll find very few people with an obvious southern accent.

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haachama and akai haato are actually the same person

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pekora might not actually be a warcriminal

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Cover also provides lessons on techniques for putting people in the state of mind to superchat/buy merch

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all streams are both scripted and pre recorded

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>>5476785
That would've been confirmed if management didnt ruin her fun

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>>5464383
interesting, i'd like to see her art.

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>>5435918
Salami

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>>5476896
In other words prescripted, like your meds.

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EXCITING NEW SCHIZO THEORIES COMING THICC AND FASST
>KIARA HAS A GUN
>INA IS PREGANT
>BUBBA IS A RRAT
>INA IS SO BORING MY CAPSLOCK BROKE
>GURA AND AME ARE ACTUALLY CANADIANS
>INA IS ACTUALLY A MEXICAN
>COCO IS FROM THE UNITED STATES YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF HER HIPS, THOSE ARE AMERICAN HIPS
>THAT GUY NAGGZ DISCOVERS RUBBED OUT A PHAT NUT TO MORI'S ROOMATE'S LEAKED NUDES
>GURA CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE WORD "INTERPLANETARY"
>AMELIA WATSON IS AN ANAGRAM OF "Salaam Townie" THUS CONFIRMING SHE IS ISLAMIC AND LIVES IN THE COUNTRYSIDE
>KIARA FUCKED EVERY JP SHE EVER OFF-COLLABED WITH EXCEPT SUBARU BECAUSE SHE RESPECTS THE SANCTITY OF SUBARU'S MARRIAGE
>MORI BRAPPED INTO A KAZOO AND SENT THE CLIP TO YAGOO ON HIS BIRTHDAY, SHE WAS IMMEDIATELY REPRIMANDED
>THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE MAMMALONI HAS SEEN kIARA'S MODEL WITHOUT CLOTHES ON FOR "REFERENCE MATERIAL"
>Gura's new song is such a banger my capslock key started working again
>Gura is planning a trip to Callifornia to hang out with Ame and meet Sykkuno.
>Ina is too boring to rrat about
>Haachama blames herself for Coco graduating
>Coco's graduation will be the HoloEN gen 2 announcement
>Kiara can't collab with Veibae because YAGOO is trying to scout Veibae for Hololive because her vocie makes his dick diamonds and she can lowkey nihongo jozou
>Coco's stream with her saying either "Goodbye Motherfuckers" or " Fuck China "
>Seriously I've only watched 2 Ina streams, she's so fucking boring holy shit.

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>>5480168
>GURA CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE WORD "INTERPLANETARY"
Believable. This rrat has legs.
>THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE MAMMALONI HAS SEEN kIARA'S MODEL WITHOUT CLOTHES ON FOR "REFERENCE MATERIAL"
This isn't even a rrat.
>Haachama blames herself for Coco graduating
Also probably true.

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>>5434375
This one's probably one of my more controversial ones

Ina is left handed.

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>>5460973
Nah you got it wrong with the Noel one. It's that DISNEY owns StarWars which is the bigger problem.

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>>5434375
Every stream is personalized

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Ame doesn’t know the first thing about firearm safety. She got her gun illegally from family and will end up hospitalizing herself by negligent discharge

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>>5483619
Considering her injury history I fully expect a childhood story ending with "And that's how I shot myself in the leg"

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Ame liked having her toes cracked by the strange man visiting her home

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>>5473645
I saw Amelia Watson at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>5476896
including spacha readings

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>>5473156
Australian here, she is very clearly saying the normal one. You can here the al in how she says it

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Botan turns off the RGB LEDs off when streaming because it's distracting to have them color cycling in the corner of her vision

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>>5455011
As a true PekoMiko fan I don't need Pekora's consent.

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>>5438373
mmmmm baddass

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Risu is a size queen.

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https://youtu.be/a0VzmwWNFaQ
I think Gura got a serious cramp here or something rather than making a "dab cringe" joke like the clip frames it as

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>>5486068
honestly when I heard it I thought she got a bad roommate related text

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>>5486022
>won't reveal new rigging until 1500 concurrent viewers
checks out