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A thread dedicated to our favorite vtuber hags! Post your favorite art, clips and streams of your hag oshi!

Previous thread : >>5435971


>Ookami Mio

>Shirakami Fubuki

>Shiranui Flare

>Shishiro Botan

>Inugami Korone

>Tsunomaki Watame

>Aki Rosenthal

>Honorary Holo-Hags

>Matsuri Momma

>Peko Momma


>Gundou Mirei


>Rindou Mikoto

>Shizuka Rin


>Misc. Agency Hags:



>Kamishiro Kurea

>EN Hags


Link your oshi to have them added to the list!

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Which Holos has confirmed bush?

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>A thread dedicated to our favorite vtuber hags! Post your favorite art, clips and streams of your hag oshi!
>Previous thread : >>5435971 #
>>Ookami Mio
>>Shirakami Fubuki
>>Shiranui Flare
>>Shishiro Botan
>>Inugami Korone
>>Tsunomaki Watame
>>Aki Rosenthal
>>Honorary Holo-Hags
>>Matsuri Momma
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxS-kc4QdPQ [Open]
>>Peko Momma
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHi6YmqKjIA [Open]
>>Gundou Mirei
>>Rindou Mikoto
>>Shizuka Rin
>>Misc. Agency Hags:
>>Kamishiro Kurea
>>EN Hags
>Link your oshi to have them added to the list!

>> No.5491333

I want to impregnate Korone and Botan's infertile wombs

>> No.5491645


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They may have some eggs

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Flare is a hag?

Imagine a world without Susan.

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All of bakatare are hags

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dead thread since all the hags have their own generals

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Being a fan of these hags and seeing what their roommates look like has shown me the light that looks aren't everything. I want to breed these hags and start a family with one of them so bad bros...

>> No.5495704

Does anyone here know how old is Subaru?

>> No.5495776

I'm lost, has the Flare general evaporated?

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I'm too lazy to make another one

>> No.5496345

Looks are important, but personality is what makes someone wife material.

>> No.5496411

Okayu isn't a hag?

>> No.5499349

I dont think she is a hag, shes probably mid 20s, I cant imagine its any older than like 27

>> No.5502826

She's in her early to mid 20's.

>> No.5503109

No, she was groomed by Korone

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God I wish I was Okayu now

>> No.5504462

This thread is going to be Flare thread for now

>> No.5504904

all the hags popular with EOPs i should say.

>> No.5508261
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Rushia may fit the age requirement, but her demeanor and attitude are much more in line with a typical zoomer.

Rushia is not a hag.

>> No.5510323

Why are the Holo-hags far better than the younger Holos? It's not even close.

>> No.5510532

Because once they get their second cat you know for certain that they're not getting dicked behind the scenes.

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>Ko'one groomed okayu since she was 17 years
>10 years of difference
Imagine being a horny teenager and having a almost 30year old women waiting in your bed

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I don't have enough Flare lewds to contribute, but I highly enjoy her streams and her energetic personality.

>> No.5511417

Marine isn't a hag?

>> No.5511451

Is Nyanners a hag?

>> No.5511457

Rushia is a lolibaba

>> No.5511490

Shes a cake
I dont know. But I heard she is a cake and also doenst have the behaviour of a hag

>> No.5512520

Since WHEN in the fuck FBK, fren, is a hag? Stop believing shitty narratives and focus on other things.

>> No.5512915

She's older than Flare, and I think little by little, Rushia is becoming more hag like, kinda like Fubuki did but at an even slower rate.

>> No.5513041

This is probably bait, but I'll bite. Even ignoring "the chart", FBK has let it slip she was in high school when Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo aired, which was in 2003-4.

You can do the math, I'm sure.

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is there any other hags but not actually hags by this definition in Hololive then, ive heard coco rrats but she seems younger than the rrats would imply.

>> No.5513126

Coco's a hag, she's just got those Japanese genes keeping her young and energetic.

she's older than Rushia and Flare.

>> No.5513264

She seems to very close with most of the elder members though

I highly doubt she's younger than 30s

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I want to marry and impregnate Aki.

>> No.5513389

God I missed this thread.
Never forgot what they took from you.

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Oh, here's a thing to consider since everyone gets distracted by Botan when it comes to gen 5.

the clown is a hag too

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Hag bros, i missed you guys. Lets fucking goo

>> No.5513765

Who knows, she could be a hag chaser like Okayu

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h-hot, does this make her thread relevant for the next week at least then

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Marrying Mio and cooking her a hearty breakfast every day she she has to energy to do more Morning Mio.

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Hag superiority

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>> No.5515069

How do you know?

>> No.5515356

roommate reps confirm a lot of things

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>> No.5515583

Do they? I'm pretty sure she never mentioned her real age and she's been claiming to be 14 since 2007

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I don't mind at all, this place is comfy too

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And that's why she doesn't belong in hag threads.

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>> No.5517920

She is a hag or at least a cake judging my my eyesight. Doesnt change the fact that i would mating press the clussy in an instant.

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Exploring new fetishes as friends!

>> No.5518117
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time ticks away. the final bell will toll. the third cat signals the point of no return can you save her before then

>> No.5518294

Coco is a cake she must be between 27-29 years

>> No.5518317

Polka surely is a cake

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Nah she born in '90 so 30 or 31

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Is Towa the oldest hag?
It would explain her voice.

>> No.5522285

What? Fubuki is a hag? I didn't know that. I've been interested in her for a while but damn, now knowing that I'm definitely going to check her out

>> No.5522338

You actually can't tell people's age through voice unless they're < 18 or until they start hitting like 45+.

The best way to find out someone's age: find media they consumed as a kid and try to link the year of something coming out to the age they were. e.g. Anyone who remembers playing the original FF7 around the time it came out has to be at least 27. If their first console was a PS1 or PS2 they're definitely a zoomer (a PS1 implies a poor zoomer)

>> No.5522535

Roommate acc is claiming to be 22? I don't buy it personally. Seems like a losing move anyway since she looks great for early 30's and not so great for early 20's.

>> No.5522690

I guess this confirms Coco is in her late 20's to early 30's if she grew up with 90's cartoons and games?


>> No.5522714

Post was meant for >>5522535

>> No.5522925

If she saw powerpuff girls and how much she loved cartoon network definitely. By the time zoomers grew up CN went to complete shit.

>> No.5526138

The 22 is a inside joke since she made several streams celebrating her 22's birthday. She must be in her late 20's

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Giving a soap bath to this dog...

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I want to be groomed by Koro san

>> No.5527722

Polka is in the same general classification of ex-niconico members like AZKi (31ish); assuming she was around 14-16 back when NND was a thing (2006-2007) like AZKi, you can do the math from then until now. Assuming she was 16, that's 14 years ago, so that'd put her at 30.

>> No.5527750

I'm going to trust "the chart" here, as it has her birthday right day/month-wise, along with a lot of other Holos, including ones we know the exact age of, so she really is likely 33.

>> No.5528937

Ayamy-mama. She is on her 30~40s because she illiustrated 2003 game Trickster.

>> No.5529583

Towa isn't even a cake, her voice is that way because she allegedly used to/still smokes a lot.

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Watame a hag? Sure she's Bakatare, but how is she a hag? I think you're mistaking it with picrel

>> No.5530219

The chart has a bunch of unconfirmed and speculated ages (including Coco, which comes just from a roomate tweet congratulating her parents for her 30th anniversary back in 2017 and people speculating she might be 29 then).

But roommate stuff aside she did say that she used to watch Cartoon Network back when it was just Hanna-Barbera and Looney Toons reruns and she said she watched Dexter's Lab (which started airing in 1995) and Ren & Stimpy (which stopped airin in 1995), so yeah she's definitely 30 at the very least.

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Lucky her

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It's not fair, bros

>> No.5532410

this makes me love Ayamy mama even more then
Also her skin is so fucking nice for someone on her 30s holy shit, she really take care of herself

>> No.5532438

Meant for

>> No.5532977

>Said she was a kid when PSO was released
>PSO was released in 2000
So is she lying or she really is in her early 30s?
I thought she already was in her mid 30s when she debuted two years ago

>> No.5534118

She's lying or mistaking it with one of the early games, since her roommate started uploading to NND in 2009

>> No.5534793

Are they really the same person? If so that explains a lot.

>> No.5535310

Since Flare gen is dead, don't forget about the 3D with Patra at 2000 JST today.


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I think Luna is of hag age, wich I find hilarious.

>> No.5537888

Yeah, Luna has de age to be a hag but acts like a kid even offstream

>> No.5537949

To the confused Tatsunoko, Coco is absolutely of age, but we do not grant her the rank of hag. I don't quite understand why, she definitely acts like one, but she doesn't look the part at all. She's a complete dork...
Similarly, while we grant Marine the behavior, she's not of age. If she sticks around long enough, she will be the queen of the hags. She is currently the best God damn Christmas cake you could ever hope for.

>> No.5540325

hags are too powerful

>> No.5540726
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Is Kanata a hag? Or a cake maybe?

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I must be a white American woman because I want to fuck the shit out of this dog

>> No.5541382

No one knows

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Isnt Kanata like less than 27 years?

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Same category as Rushia. They're both old enough to be hags, but they don't act like it. Lolibabas are not welcome in this general.

>> No.5544993

shutup hornyposter
Aki MUST be respected

>> No.5545027

Aki has four cats

>> No.5545068

For me, it’s Pochi mama

>> No.5545139

lolibabas could have their own thread...

>> No.5545191

Patra is in her mid 20s. Mary, Mico, Mia and Izumi are the actual 774 hags.

>> No.5545297

I want to respectfully mating press Aki and pump her womb full of baby batter.

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I looked up this thread if there was a mention of Mary from honeystrap but I saw that patra was there, I didn't know patra was a hag... that makes her even better.

here's Mary https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwePpiw1ocZRSNSkpKvVISw/

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flare died....

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Will add her in the next thread
Changing the comcersation. Is AZKi a hag? She has the age and her streams feel very adult like

>> No.5546932

She said she wasn’t old enough to drink in a stream a while back
So she is pretty damn young

>> No.5547304

https://youtu.be/XlnqyqW60EA?t=13911 Cute Hurea!

>> No.5547701


>> No.5548308

Flare is always cute.

>> No.5548978

I'm pretty sure it was just keyfabe, seeing that her character is supposed to be 18 years old.

In reality she probably can't drink because alcohol interfere medications for motion sickness.

>> No.5549034
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I have to imagine at least cake if not full hag territory

>> No.5549068

Roommate is allegedly 29, but I've only ever seen it mentioned once because I don't know who she is

>> No.5549394

Wrong by 2 years

>> No.5549591

whats a cake pls spoonfeed

>> No.5549698

Between 25 and 30

>> No.5549936

Flare is hag?

>> No.5550263

don't koreans count age weird

>> No.5550983


Is Ina the oldest EN?

>> No.5551113

Koreans add 1 year to their age + some fuckery due to them counting from the new year and noth the birthday.

If anything it would make her 1-2 years younger

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>> No.5551754

speaking of hags

>> No.5553137

true ENhag when?

>> No.5553182

hope gen2 brings one up

>> No.5553220

Anywhere from 2-5 years unless Gen 2 has one

>> No.5553505

alternatively I hear Pomu might be one, or is at least tail end of cake, if niji isnt outside your tastes that is.

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There's still something missing for AZKi. I call it the "I want to mating press this work of art for as long as it takes to impregnate her and make the world a better place" factor. It's hard to explain.

>> No.5553596

So she's not very motherly, then?

>> No.5555570

I hope it brings 5

>> No.5556217
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I might just be into fluffy tails rather than hags, it's hard to tell.

>> No.5559177

Also pretty sure she acts very much more canadian than korean, I doubt she/her family kept that tradition.
>tfw my oshi will slowly become a hag as I watch her stream
>I will never raise a family of austist with her
It hurts to be a Takodachi, it really does.

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Flare is cute no matter what she does!

>> No.5559611

>What? Fubuki is a hag?
she aint, she is Slime rimuru Tempest VA

>> No.5561206

So is the youngest member really Aqua or Haato or something like that?

>> No.5561377

and fubuki with 22 years old

>> No.5562082

Shion is the youngest then Haato, iirc

>> No.5562938

I dont know I do want to impregnate AZKi

>> No.5567366

I want an older woman to tease me with her fluffy tail

>> No.5568690
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So I know we don’t accept lolibabas here but I can’t help but feel like we should.

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Ayamy was illustrating while most of vtubers pissing on their bed

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Mary <3

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>> No.5570064

Cute 3D hag friends!

>> No.5570121


>> No.5570451

Jesus that dance was cute.

>> No.5571266

I'm surprised that neither flare nor patra have their own threads while this is going on

>> No.5574606

not a hag

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I gave up on discussing flare here, too much retarded tourists and "flare is black/hates her outfit" timeloops

>> No.5579943

And the headphone autist.

>> No.5583075

>will be the queen of the hags
No one can take the crown from Botan

>> No.5583562

Think about it. If you didn't do your roommate reps, you'd never think she's a hag

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>> No.5590116

Man. After seeing some doxxshit now I want to fuck Botan and Mio even more than before.
Also marry and give them babies

>> No.5590808

It's almost like antidoxxers want to keep the goods to themselves.

>> No.5590982

I swear the only doxx shit YT throws in my face is the usual stuff that's old news: Ame, Coco, Kiara, Matuli. Noel's roommate dobonhankabalooged her way into my recommendations on her own. I don't speak moonrunes and I don't fuck with Discord so I guess it will all remain forbidden knowledge.

>> No.5591364

I also got that watame dance clip a lot. But the same basically.
God bless those lingerie ASMR videos from Noel.

>> No.5592157

She's exactly 22, her roommate had a birthday recently.

>> No.5592175

I never want to see more sheep than that clip, it makes me too happy.

>> No.5592202

'Christmas cake' is a codeword for umnarried japanese 25+ salarywoman, since like a christmas cake after christmas nobody wants her.

>> No.5592487

She must also, however, be <30, because after the big 30, she's a hag.
ogey. it's clearly a joke, she's 33, and looks fucking great

>> No.5593118

Yeah the Doxshit YT shows is from that lazy seanigger that keep reposting the same videos always. But there's some japs pages that recopilate all the history of certain vtubers.

>> No.5593165

The 22's birthday is an inside joke sinche she already celebrated that birthday before. But I do think shes a cake

>> No.5593670

wild that so many people have such terrible taste that it got its own codeword

>> No.5594573

The channels of the roommates are owned by a seafag?

>> No.5594741

Towa and Kanata are literally the youngest in yonkisei. All the other 3 are hags.

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>> No.5596614

You're either repeating some local meme i'm not aware of or you're fucking delusional. This simply isn't true

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How about you suck my cock, nigger?

>> No.5597103

one of us interpreted my words wrong and it was probably me
hag love

>> No.5597180

Reps, now

>> No.5597840
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>> No.5597920

Hags and cats, name a more iconic duo.

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>> No.5600475

I think >>5593670 meant that japanese looking down on 25+ year old women is flat out bullshit

>> No.5600504
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time to update the hag list

>> No.5600514

Is the sound on this one broken or is it me?
I installed firefox and violentmonkey, I just cheked and it's running.

>> No.5600567
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The lack of Dola in this thread is upsetting. I love my dragon hag wife so much.

>> No.5600718

It's just you, it's working here.
Knock yourself out.

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Already fixed it, but thanks anyways anon.

>> No.5601425

holy shit

>> No.5602292

Hag is 20 or older

>> No.5602357

everyones a fucking hag boys except maybe shion and haato lets fucking gooooo

>> No.5602674

I didn't saw it, but I heard there is a clip about Lamy saying that she and Korone are older than Bothan. Her age is a misinterpreted joke she's actually 10 years younger

>> No.5602721

Double that number and you'd be about right

>> No.5602792

20 years younger? Geez, let's kick her out of this thread

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Which bit of "don't let it die" did you faggots not understand.

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sorry ive been watching coco vods for the last 2 weeks its hard to read this board since

>> No.5611149

Hags still having their beauty rest

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Only MILF cosplay JAVs do it for me.
What the fuck has hololive done to me.

>> No.5612091

>MILF hag cosplaying as schoolgirl
The best.

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final post of the night dont let it die

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>Anon thanks for taking the cats to the vet while I was in her medical check-up

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>> No.5613579

28 is a cake

>> No.5613619

When does hag start? 30?

>> No.5614227

Cake 25 - 29
Hag 30 and up

>> No.5614354

Cake should start at 26, given that that's that cutoff set by the original slang.

>> No.5614485

Not really, the joke is that no one wants a christmas cake after the 25th, which is why it applies to women after their 25th birthday

>> No.5614632

Right, after the 25th. So 26 at the earliest.

>> No.5614703

Anon, your reading comprehension reps. It literally means the next day after their 25th birthday, not the next year.

>> No.5616224

Keeping the hag thread alive for a little longer.

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>> No.5617799

I love this haggotry

>> No.5618181

God I wish Super Deepthroat was still alive.

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I fucking love hags so much

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We need a MioBotan collab for maximum hag power.

>> No.5619912
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the wolf and the lion
the supreme predator collab
I want both of them to dominate me

>> No.5620180

Why doesn't Watame count?

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maybe the sheep should stop being so delicious

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She does though?

>> No.5620503

Coco is actually 22.

>> No.5623035

No she isn't. It's a meme that her roomate came up with.

>> No.5623185
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Oh yeah the Mio thread fell off from page 10. Guess we're chilling here for a while.

>> No.5623233

It fucking disappeared one day

>> No.5623268

>sexualized doggo
I don't know man. I do find Korone cute, but I don't really think she has a lot of sex appeal. Some girls are just meant to be cute.

>> No.5623270

I have been thinking, that Aki might still be a cake, later to evolve into hag

>> No.5623361

Reminder that the screamy necromancer is a hag as of earlier this year.

>> No.5623451

lolibaba you mean

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>> No.5623599

the fact that she's not that sexual by herself is an enhancer for some people

>> No.5623619
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3 hags and one probable hag playing Bomberman, get in here
More like since before she even join Hololive

>> No.5623776

Flare too strong...

>> No.5623795

A Christmas cake is out of date the day after the 25th, not an entire year.

>> No.5623829

Next you’ll claim marine isn’t 17 and Luna isn’t 0.>>5623451

>> No.5623865

Lolibaba are also hags. The gap moe makes the hagness even better.

>> No.5624110

None of these girls are real hags. We know because rule 2: if they were real hags the thread would get deleted.

>> No.5624586

why would the thread be deleted

>> No.5626534

i want to sexualize cute women!

>> No.5626618

But yes, that goes without saying

>> No.5627770

Flare zatsudan in 10 minutes.

>> No.5629568

The thread did get deleted before tho

>> No.5629581

nice she's nearing 700k subs

>> No.5630742

i dont think its been deleted, it has died due to page 11 though.

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>> No.5632124

I meaned at the start of hag posting like months ago. On the first 5th thread

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Feline collab doko...

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ra ra ion...

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>> No.5634025

Would she be into watersports?

>> No.5634473

I hope so

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No sex, only cats.

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>> No.5637343

Mirei has said before that some of her IRL students know who she is, right?

Imagine being a kid in her class.

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What about sleeping after having sex for the purpose of reproduction?

>> No.5637693

What is the minimum age requirement to become a hag? 30+?

>> No.5637838

between 30+ and 35+ also she needs to act like one

>> No.5637842

Pomu has to be 25+, probably about 28 based on what she has talked about.

>> No.5638631

delete this, do not lewd my mom

>> No.5638857

Don't worry, it's just the ice cream prank.

>> No.5639305

Can Botan resist Mio's mothering?

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>> No.5640285

No one can

>> No.5640425

I don't even care. Korone is cute and I'm about 8 years younger than her if I remember correctly. Mio is cute too, she has a very sweet motherly look.

>> No.5640629

Is there, uh, more of this? I could only find a gallery of assorted images it happened to be in and the first one was Lulu so now I'm sad horny.

>> No.5640733

I've seen people say it before but Mio really does look the way she sounds. Her personality really fits too.
She's the futon she said she wanted to be.

>> No.5641017

yeah, 30 is when femoids start to hit the Wall

>> No.5641048

she's a full grown woman Anon, get it right

>> No.5641097

>I'm like a bed
>you can go to the other girls and come back to me
...what did she mean by this?

>> No.5641406

Miosha I don't want any other girls...

>> No.5641541

I think you mean blossom into a more distinctive form. Still beautiful to the discerning eye.

>> No.5641551

I wish I could be in "bed" all day.

>> No.5641626

It's a Japanese cultural thing...they are actual cucks. They have the mentality of "go ahead and fuck whoever you want as long as you're home for dinner and I don't hear about it."
I wish I was kidding, but it is socially acceptable to be a complete and total pathetic cuckold there, for men and women.

>> No.5641940

That's right boys, by marrying a hag you're doing both yourself and her a favor by taking her away from an oppressive environment that doesn't value your burning love and passion the way it should.

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That, and an older woman is less likely to run off on you because she's less impulsive and more likely to consider the consequences of her actions
My girlfriend is 24 but god I wish she was 34
>a-am i still cute like when i was younger anon? i did my hair like when i was in high school...

>> No.5642220

there's nothing wrong with watching other girls while having an oshi

>> No.5643289

>American who never stood a feet in japan
Its called self deprecating humour Marine does it a lot too

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>> No.5644518

At least do the bare minimum and run a google search before talking out your ass like the stupid ignorant EOP faggot you are.

>> No.5645041

Suck my dick I'm an ESL and you're still a filthy american who believes "le NTR" meme

>> No.5645140

I spoke too soon, I should have known you were ESL when you said "stood a feet." I re-read that part and then I realized you're South American.

>> No.5645878

You can have a thread for lolibabas if you wish. They're a different breed than hags and they won't fit in here.

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Janitors don't like hag threads. It teeters on the edge of roommate content, which is against the board rules.

I just want to show my love for hags, man.

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>Several weeks later
>Anon... we have to talk...

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Awesome. Keep it or I'll splatter your fucking brain all over the wall right now.

>> No.5648056

That'll be the first of many, Miosha.

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>We can do anal for 9 months then go right back to impregnating you.

>> No.5648808

>he doesn't want to keep using her fertile hag pussy
You're not going to be poking the baby's head if that's what you're worried about. Pregnancy sex is totally safe.

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