The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 40

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Looking at someone's red blood cells Edition

Latest stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lpegyp0h4M

Crunchyroll interview: https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/7/31/shiori-novella-hololive-advent-interview-sherlock-holmes

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

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>>54965724
SHIORI WHERE;S THE PARASITES U AUTISTIC RETARD

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SHE'S SUCH A FUCKING ASPIE I NEED TO FUCKING MARRY HERE NOW NOW NOW NOW

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ACTIVATE

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SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

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autism

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She's weird and I'm a bit scared of her

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I’m in love my shiggers

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I LOVE MY RETARDED MENHERA WAIF SCUFFS AND ALL

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Ok we just need to have some sort of battle royal for her, she's too perfect and this is the only way to settle it

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>was at max magnification
Okay, she failed biology right? You never use this.

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shouldn't this be chapter 3 or was debut 0?

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I love this autistic bio certified goth wife.

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Shiori, turn it off and back on.

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>Parasites
>Does haemotology
???

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Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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shiori and i will have a baby. you guys can be the uncles and choose their name

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>>54966343
my sample

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>>54965724
new threads are generally made at page 10, for your information next time.

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my autistic wife is very cute and she is very obsessive over weird things :)

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>>54966396
Chapters are based on months apparently

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B-B-BASEOFILLED????

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>>54966458
but she's already pregnant with my triplets

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>fat build up
>doesn't say cholesterol
>doesn't know there's methods to take them out now too

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>>54966458
harold

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>>54966447
why live

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I need to transfer genetic information into her ASAP

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she's worried about atherosclerosis, she a fattie

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this is fucking dangerous for me. it feels like she's made in a lab to destroy me, she's going straight into my brain and making my entire right hemisphere gos hard, i feel like i'm about to have a stroke from love

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i wonder if fauna is cringing at this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT REMIND ME OF MY UNHEALTHY DIET, SEDENDARY LIFESTYLE OF STREAMWATCHING, CLOGGED ARTERIES AND IMPENDING HEART ATTACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>54966647
qrd?

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>>54966396
We're going with calendar months for chapters.

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>>54966549
loser

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE HERE PLEASE MARRY ME, MY BLOOD TYPE IS O- WHICH IS A UNIVERSAL DONATOR, YOU CAN USE MINE WHENEVER YOU WANT

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>>54966458
I don't remember sharing my private life with shiori with you guys.

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SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI SEX WITH SHIORI

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>>54966679
Fauna is smart
Shiori has heart but is dumb

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>>54966679
our cute tryhard wife is a bit inaccurate in some of her analyses. a few of the thread's resident autists are having a hard time with that.

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I love my cute autistic goth GF!

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i've already lost track of whatever the fuck shiori is talking about

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>>54966757
>aislop

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>>54966647
Fauna is a filthy Eco major, she has no ground to stand on

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>the Youtube Circle™

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>actual slide like we're in class
kino

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>>54966862
>HUMAN BLOOD SMEAR

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>>54966829
other way around
fauna never ventures out of popsci stuff

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AHHHHHH SHE'S READING OFF A POWERPOINT SLIDE -50 POINTS

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>>54966829
she is? i know she's a vegan and stuff but i haven't heard her go in depth on stuff

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>>54966829
>fauna is smart
lmao

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>>54967012
ouch, that hurts

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her tangents are so hot

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>>54967113
holy shit i sent the wrong image

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>Another episode of an undergrad lecturing about things she has no buisness talking about

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>>54966447
Where Shiori's milk?!

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If shiorin were my biology professor id be a doctor by now boys

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>>54967033
Fauna knows a lot actually

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Pekora's spinal cord...

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>>54967028
feels more authentic

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>Shiori has no chill for the disabled

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>>54966862
i can't follow her either lol, and i was just watching fuwamoco marveling at how retarded some anons are for not understanding them. when mumei rambles it's like she's trying to go in a straight line and goes on this gigantic scribble detour slowly but eventually gets there. shiori literally just does not finish a point she starts sometimes before she gets distracted by a new point, it's the most endearing goddamned thing

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>>54967098
>>54967025
My mom is smart!

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Pippa died for this

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MY WIFE SHIORIN IS CUTE

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if you are not taking notes she doesn't love you

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I LOVE THIS WHOREEE

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Shiorin feels like the substitute teacher everyone loves

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>>54967098
they live in delusion, is like saying bae knows what a gamecube is (she think it was a n64 accessory) lmao

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>shiori: "bend over"
Well?

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shiori explaining deadlifting

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>>54966965
ecology is hard...

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>>54967025
Shiori's knowledge is surface level and plagued with assumptions, she's not dumb but she clearly skimmed the notes and didn't do proper research on some of her topics.

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>>54967319
kek thats exactly what she is

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>>54967012
>theres another /copalib/ poster in /here/

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>>54967199
You don't need to be a degree in something to talk to people about it. She's just talking about what she thinks is cool.

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False, it's perfectly safe to bend your spine

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hope my wife continues to skip her adhd meds for the streams
this is pure kino

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>I used to do weightlifting

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>Shiori will never squat down on your face and then tell you to bend over

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SHE LIFTS BROS

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>>54967199
send her a mean akasupa when she's monetized.

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I see this is the autism magnet of the gen

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SHIORI PLEASE SQUAT ON MY DICK

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ah yes, a "scissor" girl

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>>54966679
Biochemistry major

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Weight lifting nice

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>>54967340
We /fit/ now

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spotting shiorin while she goes for a squatting pr...

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>>54967199
>another comment about a postgrad gloating instead of being passionate
man, people like you are insufferable

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>squatting
i wish shiori squats on my face

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>>54967400
She's not a physician of course.

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>>54966645
She's shown her hands on Twitter

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/fit/bros

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>>54967199
bro she's just talking about it she isn't at an university teaching

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>greatsword user
BASED

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I told you anons, get /fit/
The /fit//lit/ life is the true path of a man

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How did we reach Elden Ring from talking about a rabbit's spinal cord?

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>>54967266
and i love her so much for it, shiori is not for everyone

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wait why the fuck is she talking about soulsbornering now

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shiori may be the perfect wife

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>give me a greatsword
Well that's one way to put it.

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>give me a great sword
what did she mean by this

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Based Strength Build Enjoyer

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Shiorin's central canal...

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>da lion’s claw
AHHHHHHH SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE BROS

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Shiorin seems like the type to do sumo deadlifts, which explains her "assets" problems at hot topic...

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I love this nerd, but why she's not wearing glasses?!

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>talking about soulslike
No... don't be a Bijou...

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>>54967541
Truly we are
/fit/lit/

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>>54967498

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Shiorin please put your milk under the microscope!!

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if I'm being honest I wanna get /fit/ but I have no ability to stay consistent due to ADHD brain rot

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>she's an artoriasfag
NOOOOO I CANT MATCH UP TO A GUY LIKE HIM

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>>54967562
spine>spine care>lifting>strength build

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SHIORI I STARTED PLAYING RUGBY BECAUSE OF YOU I LOVE YOU AND WILL BE FIT

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>>54967541
I lifted for Shiorin yesterday, I shall do so again today. I know the meta now though, so I won't be skipping work today.

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>>54966862
I thought it was just me.

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>asking if her viewers /fit/
No... why is she like this

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>tfw horrible pain in my left shoulder when lifting
It sucks

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POLL TIME BROS
I do mild cardio 3-5x a week and light weights

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BRIDAL CARRYING SHIORI

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Poll time

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>bridal carry
>piggy back ride

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>BRIDAL CARRY SHIORIN

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I need to start lifting for Shiori bros...

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>she wants to be princess carried

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IM GONNA CARRYING YOU SHIORI

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>Wants to be bridal carried
BROS
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
IT'S TIME TO GET /FIT/

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>that poll
stop lying you fat fucks

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AAAAAAAAAAA SHIORI WANTS ME TO IMPROVE MYSELF

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>>54967378
Yeah, I don't mind her geeking out at the microscope slides, just don't give out wrong or incomplete explanations that will make clueless people believe the wrong things for the rest of their life just because they can't be arsed to look it up

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>She's want to be bridal carried

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You can 1/2/3/4 right anons?

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Rambling on while trying to find the tab where she wrote all the shit down to pretend she's smart

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I don't exercise but I can princess carry this goth girl

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BROS I NEED A WORKOUT ROUTINE. I NEED TO GET /FIT/.

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>fanfic
oh no

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>>54967932
GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>unique stream name
>it's just another zatsu where she gushes on whatever tangents catch her drift
God I love this autist

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NOOOOOOOOO MY ARMS ARE TOO WEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>54967942
I TRY, okay!?

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>>54965724
GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING AUTISTIC I NEED TO IMPREGANTE HER ASAP

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I'm skinny but I do lift ways from time to time

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>bridal carry me
OOOOOOOH MY GOD I'M GONNA BUST

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>>54967942
I didn't say I wasn't fat. But I have lost 50lbs this last year.

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how many of you guys lied on that poll

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>>54967868
still lift with a fucked up rotator cuff, sucks but it is what it is

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>she's a confirmed /wAIfu/ poster

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>she knows
>she accepts
>she provides

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GFE CHADS....WE'VE FUCKING WON

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>piggy back ride

I remember when a girl in highschool asked me for a piggyback ride...

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>stand and carry shiori while using her like an onahole

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Aight bros, the time has come, we are all going to get swole, Novelites strong together

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What is this fever dream? What is going on? Am I dead?

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SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fanfic collab with Weine when

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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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I'm built like a runescape skeleton, my /fit/ wife can break all my bones

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>I can't lift anymore with my health problems
It's over, bros...

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be right back, going to /fit/

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>>54967932
>>54967954
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
IM GONNA DO IT, I WILL BECOME STRONG FOR SHIORI!!!

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>>54967340
i'm laughing a bit, but for any anons who are curious you actually should bear weight with your lower back. obviously you can get an object into a bear carry if you squat, but at any rate your lumbar is the thickest part of your spine, and its spinous process is also the part of your spine most suited for extension and flexion in the saggital plane. this is a somewhat heterodox view, but an increasingly understood one, that it's not that people hurt their lower back from overuse, but just that all roads lead to rome so any bad biomechanics that you have will eventually lead to back issues since it is, essentially, your core. it's funny she talked about this in particular, because i have to give advice to a lot of my friends because they've spent years of avoiding using their lower backs, which leads to proprioceptive issues.

tl;dr, do squat, bear weight with your pelvis sacrum lumbar spine complex, and make sure you give it a little bit of freedom to sort of 'nod' while you walk, because that's what it's meant to do

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Yeah, I exercise. I walk across the street for lunch on breaks.

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shes a wormfag isnt she

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>>54968080
do i have to be honest here

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she just gave us permission to have sex with her character.ai

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>you can romance me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THAT'S IT I'M GETTING IN SHAPE NOW

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>eren self inserter
oh god

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>post in the last thread asking how shiori feels about fatfags
>she brings up how she’s into /fit/bros in this stream
FatAnon BTFO

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>>54968145
kek

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>the way her brain suddenly jumps to a random tangent
I love this ADHD goth autist

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CANON GOTH GIRLFRIEND

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Wait how did we get to Attack on Titan?

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Bridal carry? FUCK THAT I GIVE HER A FULL NELSON.

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>/lit/
>/fit/
I WILL be better for Shiori

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>>54968003
Mark Ripptoe, Starting Strength. Read it, implement it, love it.

May Zyzz bless your ascension to Swolympus.

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>>54968083
Fuck dude, ain't even got a joke, that has to suck but respect for the grind brother

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>She's into Mikasa
Do you stand a chance anons?

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>mikasa
THERE'S THE WAIFU LIST I WANTED FROM HER ON DEBUT

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she's such a fujo

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>Shiori just ranting off random trivia without any truth
Women...

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>>54968412
shut the fuck up /u/fag

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GFE won

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>>54966862
retard

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>10k steps a day
imagine the ass

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I get about 12k steps a day, around 30k on weekends

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>>54968003
>>54968382
yeah just do starting strength, then, imo, do regular loaded carries. i think rucking is honestly the easiest way to improve your overall fitness while improving aesthetics too

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>says she's the top of advent, and the other girls are all bottoms
>but she herself wants to be top'd and princess carried by a buff chick

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>>54968080
I just did legs and shoulders today. Exercise honestly isn't hard once you get into a routine, especially if you get a home set up. Then you can watch youtube videos and shit while you exercise.

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Her midnight walks due to insomnia

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Shiori~n walks more in a day than most vtuber fans in a week

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>>54968196
ty anon

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>>54968427
Get your terminology right, anonchama.

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>DE HOLO LIVED
Jesas her puns or so shitty its perfect.

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TONED BODY SHIORIN IS REQUIRED FOR FANART

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Crunchyroll...

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IS THAT HER OVUM?

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Where does she walk though?

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>>54968412
I think she's mentioned romancing certain girls in Story of Seasons?

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/fit/lit/bros
It's time to read
it's time to Lift
Do it for her

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>>54968196
anon your body isnt just bones and jelly, your entire trunk (including muscles) is meant to be weight bearing

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>>54968564
Everyone knows girls who claim they are tops are actually complete bottoms.

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>>54968541
I don't have to imagine

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>>54968469
to be fair, almost any topic is going to be filled with slight misinformation that populates the popular consciousness. any time an expert reads something in the newspaper, they always end up disgruntled. i think she's doing great

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Uh bros how we get on a rant about excercising when we talkin gabout rabbit spinal cord? Its been 10 minutes already of this rant.

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>developed knee problems (thanks, genes)
>can't do 10k anymore without knees looking like grapefruits the next day
Feels bad man.

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SHE IS US?!?!?!?!?!?

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>>54968003
Start out light but be consistent. For cardio, you want to go for at least half an hour 5x a week (with a significant elevated heart rate; say, 110bpm+ if your resting is 75) for improvement, 3x a week to keep your fitness level. It should feel like you're working hard, but not so hard you couldn't keep going. That's cardio; for building muscle, you generally want to go until it feels hard to continue and rest the next day, but start light.

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If she keeps bringing this up she may actually convince me to exercise...

>leash
FUCK ME

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>>54966343
me on the top right under the olympian and the next u.s. president

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https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/7/31/shiori-novella-hololive-advent-interview-sherlock-holmes
Nothing particularly new here, but there's a short voice clip of her saying hi

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>>54968768
She talked about how lazy rabbits get and how this one looks like that.

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How do I get /fit/ but not bulk up absurdly large? I wanna stay boyish, but I think I'm naturally pretty muscly as is so I don't want to make myself larger.

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She doesn't even go out what the fuck

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>cat lady
It's fucking over, this woman is doomed to be a single virgin for LIFE

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She gets 10k steps inside her house????

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>>54968871
boxing

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>>54968888
I will save her

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>>54968888
I'm a cat MAN and I will breed her in front of those cats every night

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>>54967959
The majority of educational content on YT isn't 100% factually accurate. You get over it. Or maybe not if you're autistic.

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>>54968871
GET HUGE AND GET BURIED IN A HUGE COFFIN

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>>54968871
>but not bulk up absurdly large
i swear mutts are so fucking stupid and arrogant

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>>54968889
it's called pacing resident autists will understand

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>>54968790 (Me)
Oh yeah, and ramp up as it feels like it's starting to get to easy. For example, if you start out at a 3mph light jog, increase to, say, 3.5mph when it feels like it's comfortable.

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Please put a leash on me...

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>>54968003
Start with regular walks, do a block, then two, when you're in the shower, do 40 squats, then 50, then 60 so on so forth. Bulk muscle isn't attractive to goth girls, Shiori prefers swimmer bodies so it's all cardio

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>>54967012
i feel bad for marcelo man totally unintentional, he was crying his eyes out after

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>>54968888
> Quads
Nooooooooooooooo

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>>54968806
(You) better exercise to give her a bridal carry anon...

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>>54968889
You can do it via jump rope

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>>54968889
when im thinking about something i do this without intention

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>paces for 10K steps a day
>doesn't eat until she gets a migraine
>doesn't sleep because insomnia
Is Shiori dying?

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hey guys i drew fanart of my fav vtuber, i hope you like :)

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>>54968776
literally my neet schedule. we are meant to be

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>>54968080
It'd normal for most men I know to exercise. I go to the gym, my best friends do calitsthenics or tennis, 3 out of 4 ppl in my house count daily calories

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>>54967959
>he came to the shiori tutoring session for the information

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>open stream
>rabbit spinal cord
>wants to get topped
>fujo rambling
absolute kino

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I love my goth GF Shiori!

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>>54969008
what the hell do you mean by this

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>>54968871
here's a redpill for you
you will NOT get buff no matter how hard you try
you'd have to eat a lot, take proteins, and shit and Lift a LOT
only people who never lifted in their life are afraid of getting "too big"
it's not easy getting big, those guys train a lot

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>>54969103
she's trying to

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>>54968688
well yeah at the end of the day, it gets a lot more autistic and complicated when you start talking about air pressure and its importance to walking. there's a really high ceiling for the most basic stuff in the world. but for random desk warriors, i've just noticed a pattern where people seem to almost act like their lower back 'doesn't exist', because they've been taught to be perversely aware of it. anyway, i dont wanna detract from shiori or anything i really am passionate about biomechanics tho so maybe i'll sperg out about it after the stream in the late hours if any anon wants to know how to get /fit/ obviously i might not know what i'm talking about i don't have a literal sports science degree. i do deadlift 450 at 155 pounds tho

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>>54968871
Absurdly large requires years of dedicated effort or steroids. You won't accidentally your way into being a meat head.

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>>54969162
She did good the previous stream. It only hurts her a bit this time around.

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>>54965724
Baked way too early retard.

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>>54969206
Ah. Okay.
I was honestly not aware of that.

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>>54969107
anon that's a lizard

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>>54967883
If you anons aren't carving out the body of greatness and strength that you envision you have in those fantasies where you actually step up and be the man people admire and respect, start
Pic related, good book if you wanna follow the bodybuilding path of fitness though understand that some bodies are just slower to grow size and strength wise so don't break your bones, muscles or ligaments going too hard

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>>54969101
autism?

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>>54969319
you will actually lose fat because muscle burns fat

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>>54968003
if you have bad knees or are worried about impact, exercise bike for cardio. I used to get horrible shin splints but that never happens on the bike and I can listen to an audio book or music at the same time.

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>>54969206
>>54969245
Don't believe these anons. Went to the gym for a week and went from twink to Arnold

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is she gonna talk about how rabbits fuck too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>54968718
Who are the true tops in Hololive? Are there any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54968871
You won't get absurdly large unless you take roids dude. You need a caloric surplus and take in a lot of protein to really start gaining mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54968806
You can do it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54968871
Calisthenics
You eventually hit a wall where you're going to need more than just body weight.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if you can't OHP one plate the first day at the gym you might as well give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969401
Don't expect this, man was juicing like Tropicana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969401
ONE WEIRD TRICK DARK IRON GAINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969352
i avoid stepping on cracks on the sidewalk to this day and physically recoil when i hear certain sounds, absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't reset the microscope before switching slides
Novelites...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54968761
Maybe a generic public interest topic, in specialized science fields this inevitably turns into false information due to sheer complexity of the natural world and the lack of specifically educated experts relative to the overall population talking. It's especially common in entomology as the staggering amount of infomation about invertebrates out there is barely scratching the surface and there's a specific lack of experts because "bugs icky". Some of my friends in physics have commented on similar public attitudes towards their field, but I'd be doing the very thing I'm complaining about if I tried to elaborate on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969559
No one cares fitfag.

[Anonymous No.]

AND SMASH THAT MFING LIKE BUTTON

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969712
look at your cheeto fingers while typing that fatass

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think shiori likes chess players?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969559
No posting unless you can bench 500lbs

[Anonymous No.]

She's reusing the slides from her PL lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969712
sorry anon, but this is a /fitlit/ vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969636
That protocol makes no sence because it's stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969681
you're right anon. though i hope no one tweets at my cute hot topic broad interest gf that she was inaccurate about x or y or z just because it can take the wind out of your sails, and considering the context and medium it'd be silly to expect her to be more knowledgeable than she is

[Anonymous No.]

Based Shiori numberfagging
she needs to trend on x and more clips

[Anonymous No.]

cringe kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969819
More likely than not. With her brain, she most definitely likes old games of intellect.

[Anonymous No.]

you coomer fuckers will drop her in 3 weeks I swear

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a crossfit accepted zone, or will I get bullied...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969819
I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pollinate Shiori, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970020
Screencap

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970062
I don't follow

[Anonymous No.]

Loving a menhera is risky business, anons. Sure it's nice to love Shiori know when the fact that she's goddamn insane is just a fun gimmick, but will you still be able to smile when her issues put her at odds with sections of her own community, other Hololive girls, or even Cover itself? If you can't look at the story of Rushia and say, "Yeah, sign me up for all of that, I'm ride or die", you should flee from her grasp before it's too late. With nothing but goodness in their hearts, menheras are doomed to fall, like modern day Icaruses flying too close to the sun. It may not be today, and it may not be tomorrow, but it will happen. Are you willing to fall to the depths of hell with your oshi, Novelites?

[Anonymous No.]

i-is walking every day enough to get decently /fit/ or do i need to fag up and head to the gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970043
>destroying your joints by choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970020
shes talking about dead animals and there's nothing coom about it, but im still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970062
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970043
crossfit is kinda dumb imo but it's definitely not easy, so i at least respect that. i'll laugh at you if you visit uncle rhabdo tho

[Anonymous No.]

>/lit/
>/mu/
>/fit/
what would you add to this materpiece of a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969819
Would she like a terrible shogi player?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970062
please elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>54969890
Duh, why would she go out and buy a new set of microscope slides for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970122
I'm sorry Oda. I'm not strong enough and am still foolish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970016
She's almost too good to be true, I almost don't wanna believe it.

To the fit anon, try chess boxxing. Work out your body and mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
you don't need to go to the gym, you can just go to a park and do 5000 pullups too

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970175
my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
As long as you walk every day and eat well, yes. It's enough.
You won't gain any muscular strength that way though, so go buy a dumbbell or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970020
I appreciate your support in trying to motivate our spite. We don't need it but thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970020
No people have been asking for an unhinged chuuba and we finally got her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970043
Depends, do you follow safety protocol?

[Anonymous No.]

>still not being a potty mouth
Too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>son of a crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970175
>/sci/
is already there

/his/, specifically archeology

[Anonymous No.]

God she loves using her little effects

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970175
my children in her womb

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HAS BEEN TO WENDY'S

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she talking about Wendy's?

[Anonymous No.]

shiori use the wet t-shirt effect too pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970175
/tg/

I want to play Commander and Scythe with this dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970426
shes so proud of them she'll take any opportunity to use them lol, too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970122
I not a pussy like you ogaanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970122
I LOVE BPDEMONS I LOVE BPDEMONS I LOVE BPDEMONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970356
Yeah, the crpossfit injuries stereotype is way overblown and outdated in my humble opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970122
If she takes a fall as hard of Rushia's, she might actually be unstable enough for me to have a chance on the rebound. So yes, yes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970020
I am here for the GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970175
/vg/agdg/ if that counts, for her gamedev history
>>54970043
Better than being a fat slob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970243
She has a million slides yet shows off the exact same worker bee leg.

Not to mention is this meant to be a parasite stream.

[Anonymous No.]

any1 else writing coom shit in her chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970122
thank you for service oga for pointing out the red flags but i am color blind so its full steam ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is doing GFE karaoke right now
>right when Shiori reminds me of debut Ame
this can't be a coincidence...

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to step on my wendys burger and make me eat it from the bottom of her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970515
Then, while I can't speak for other Anons, if it gets you moving, it's fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

YA LIKE JAZZ?

[Anonymous No.]

fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970328
>finally

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically love the Bee Movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
it's worth distinguishing health and fitness. i really do believe that when it comes to health, going on walks is by far the most important thing. someone who walks a lot in life imo is going to be fundamentally healthier than a desk warrior who lifts but doesn't put in their cardio reps. that said, if you want to be able to carry in all your groceries at once, or to be the poor shmuck who always gets asked to help someone move, yes, to get fit you'll probably need to lift weights. though, i'll recommend rucking honestly. when you can wlak long distances, try buying a rucksack and putting in a ten pound weight. you can work up to eventually putting a whole third of your body weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
You won't get bodybuilder levels of bulk if you don't lift for intensity but you can still get ripped with body weight exercises.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a second?? Do people not know that shes japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I really like Shiori but she still can't replace my oshi. Post your current oshi, mine's Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970175
/tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>54969332
Also, check out the /fat/ general on /fit/ if you're overweight and wanna lose it
Starting Strength is the usual recommended starting program for people trying to get /fit/, it's decent but you gotta be consistent and always push to your limits, I'd personally recommend a hypertrophy based program instead as it's gonna be easier on your beginner body and you'll gain more muscle spread across your whole body more
Build a body the woman you love will feel safe being in the arms of

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Mine's Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>bottom buddy
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

I love my goth girlfriend Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970392
I also enjoyed son of a frick

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
jelly
but shiori's autistic enough to be a contender

[Anonymous No.]

BAU
BAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Fauna is too experienced to compare so far. Fauna has proven herself to be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
So absolutely Shiori. My Oshi has been Fubuki for years, but I've fallen too hard not to admit it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970786
i dont. i know her PL, but i never look deeper into the person as to know irl stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970892
people still recommending Starting Strength kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970892
personally i recommend GOMAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970901
She means Nerissa is a bottom bitch and Shiori is the alpha advent member

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
I never had an oshi I've been watching since migo GTA days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970495
>Scythe
good taste

[Anonymous No.]

She’s gonna show the dead body parts of all the animals hololive members are based on and not think it’s weird cause she’s just excited

[Anonymous No.]

why won't she acknowledge my comment...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970892
No matter how strong I get, I'll always be short anon. No woman could love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970901
Shiori continues to insist that she can and will plow Nerissa into the mattress like the bottom she is. I await on-screen confirmation of her hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970587
Ame vs Dark Ame. I remember Ame doing slides like this too and the jazzy kind of music really takes it home

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970786
ekaborate pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
I think mine is Fauna, but i'm questioning things

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971107
be more interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971120
>not dwarfmaxxing
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971107
i tell her not too

[Anonymous No.]

>>54966405
Wait, is she really bio certified? What are her credentials?

[Anonymous No.]

>costco
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970892
Starting strength literally fattens you up, it's for strength. Stop posting surface level bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970020
I will yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>be poorfags
>feed the dog chicken
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971038
Her PL describes her as japanese girl streaming in japan in english and then later on traveled to america

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971168
more like mini creatividad VS true creatividad

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is American

[Anonymous No.]

the dog was round

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971264
anon it's a fucking workout program. i joked about gomad earlier, but you can do the workout without listening to rippetoe's nutritional advice which is not a part of the program

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Mumei, No one can replace her but Shiori's my second favorite

[Anonymous No.]

you just know

[Anonymous No.]

Diogenes vs. Socrates
Which philosopher would enjoy Shiori the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>can't even explain why a dog can't eat chocolate to her parents
Is she kind of dumb?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971048
>>54971264
That's why I said I recommend a different hypertrophy based routine, just said that's what you're gonna be told to do if you go on /fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Coco is my oshi, which is really funny if certain rrats are true

[Anonymous No.]

I'm that dog btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971195
>>54971353

[Anonymous No.]

Retards constantly talking about her PL/RM need to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971477
Zhuangzi

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Used to be Polka, then I stopped watching vtubers for a long time since I was busy with other stuff. Thought I was just going to check out EN3 and then go back to doing other stuff but now I'm getting attached to Shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
my oshi is JP and i have no EN oshi... until now

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970020
good. Her appeal is only like 20% sex, the rest are her autistic tangents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971485
She's a cute sperg

[Anonymous No.]

>>54968227
Character.ai is shit, always has been. It's got a long history of advertising it's self as a sexting bot but actively blocks coomer shit when you try it.
It's been a while since I've used a sexting bot but the last time I did I used novel ai, so I suggest that as an alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971054
Hi Vesper, when are you coming back or when is the graduation announcement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971499
damn boy you an ugly dog

[Anonymous No.]

this looks like an album cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
A JP indie is my kamioshi
Shiori is my holo oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971499
You fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971240
nigga she is a vtuber stop treating this like marriage interview

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971477
Socrates would eloquently describe why Shiori and vtubers are a waste of time and corrupt the mind
Diogenes would just call her gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
I've been watching Hololive since 2019 and never had an oshi, I like Shiori though

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Bae but I'm unity and also a weirdo into dead things and she's a weirdo into dead things so

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
never had an actual oshi but she's getting close

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971675
Based Kannagibro

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Fauna > Shiori, but only because she hadn't done ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
It's generally known that even gym lifters hate cardio. Cardio is good for you. If you're raising your heartbeat with your daily walks, that's fantastic for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda just realized does shiori have other expressions? Like sad/ angry etc. if so she never really uses

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971565
sorry bro but i love her personality, not her design

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971675
Crazy to see another Naggikko here.

[Anonymous No.]

shes basically
>microscope pic of an animal body part
>"Oh! This is a bee's blablabla"
>5 minute tangent about a personal life story involving a bee
meanwhile we're like

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971773
she said some shit about doing asmr with fauna no?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame vs Dark Ame....

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971722
Isocrates would probably be a closeted chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

I need to put a baby in this woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Ame, but I think she's fine with me two-timing

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971168
ame felt forced to do it because of her detective shit and you could feel it, this dork you can see how autistic she is about it and actually wants to do it, is passionate about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971590
My fellow kenzoku, we're the same...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971399
the diet is why SS succeeds, it's a brutal program. rippletits didn't put in 5k+ kcals for the shits. don't tell fatties to do SS, tell them to eat less and walk more

[Anonymous No.]

I would feed her more than a scooby snack

[Anonymous No.]

>shiori ate dog treats
so did I. it was bland as hell

[Anonymous No.]

SCOOBY DOOBY DO ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971895
i love this dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971876
Then go start a general for it.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971774
>>54971880
I really REALLY enjoyed her RM content both during and after gamebu

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971940
my fellow kenzolite

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
My oshi is Fauna and nobody can replace her. Shiori is a close second for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972003
fucking milk bones, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972041
we're in it

[Anonymous No.]

anon's i don't think her being retarded is a joke anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972003
you are eating bad treats then

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
Cardio's great. I'd personally do some strength as well, but you don't need to go crazy. Dumbells are cheap and you can do most of the stuff you can do at a gym with them. But hey, at the end of the day, so long as you're moving safely and eating right, you're doing it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971947
>not doing German Volume Training
you are like little baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
My Oshi is Ame and Shiori is also going to be my second top.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she just admit to going to a psych ward

[Anonymous No.]

i'm actually astounded how adhd she is. i have genuinely never met someone in my entire life this sporadic in their stream of consciousness, who also somehow seems not to miss a beat. it's like seeing someone run in a completely different and awkward way but somehow never trip.

[Anonymous No.]

THATS MY DOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
How do I stop loving dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit there are a lot of saplings here, im a chumbud the overlap is painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971722
so true it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971120
Untrue
Personally I'm 6'3 and it does get mentioned kinda often though it's rarely a compliment other than "Help me get that thing I literally can't reach", but I've also had guys shorter than me come up and effectively complain that they have way less luck with girls than I do, simply because I'm tall and they're short
Those short dudes in question practically always have way more success then I've ever had. Not being an amorphous blob and looking like a healthy fit human is the number one thing of importance, personality will win you success after that. Tall guys might have a bit of a bonus chance on average but it isn't an outright monopoly on love and sex by any means

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972092
No, you arent.
You are in the Shiori general, not her fucking PL/RM.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone clip that

[Anonymous No.]

She's on the slide for 5 seconds how can I read that shit??

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
Walking every day and eating healthy is the best way to get started. I dropped 50 pounds by just doing those two things when the pandemic started.

[Anonymous No.]

THOSE SOUNDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Polka but i barely watch her nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>that OOH OOH OOH
>OOAAAAH

IM DYING

[Anonymous No.]

>people arguing about /fit/ in a /vt/ general because of their oshi
im laughing my ass off how powerful shiori is. this is the first time seeing this absurdity

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Fuwamoco. I'm sorry but I'm still a hardcore Ruffian.

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

CLIP THAT, SOMEONE HERE CAN DO WONDERS WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori sex noises

[Anonymous No.]

*vomits*

[Anonymous No.]

some good audio clips for later reference

[Anonymous No.]

I love her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972148
>GVT
>Not running an anecdotal Colorado Experiment on your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972262
She already read it to us, she just shows it anyways, but if you listen. She read them earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THAT A SOUNDPOST

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971898
well she didn't do it yet
if she outdoes Fauna in ASMR then I don't think she can get any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971947
a brutal program? what? it's a handful of basic compound lifts with simple linear progression. the point is just to get you past your novice strength phase. it's not for people to take their bench from two hundred for two fifty. it's for skeletons and fatties to go from benching the bar to benching one plate, and then getting as far as they can on novice gains. it is genuinely just a matter of keep it simple stupid

[Anonymous No.]

Someone clip her saying 'anal'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
I'll always be a teamate no matter what. But Shiori is a fun girl and I wanna see her go places.

[Anonymous No.]

>anal
what did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

ANUS MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
current oshi is IRyS but Shiori is almost pulling me in...

[Anonymous No.]

I bet she’s the kinda autistic where she makes anime girl noises when she eats

[Anonymous No.]

ANOTHER BUG?
PARASITE DOKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Mori is my oshi, but there's something about Shiori that captivates me

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972481
HUGE

[Anonymous No.]

HEY can you guys send me pictures of Shiori Novella i dont have many pictures of her and i want more can you send pictures of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972148
>not doing Harsh's homo routines
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972516
www this
1 hour already
where are the parasites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54971590
Something about Shiorin just scratches a familiar itch....

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE WIGGLERS TOO
DEATH TO ALL WIGGLERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972419
PR OR ER

[Anonymous No.]

>She knows about the Wiggles
Are they a thing outside of Australia?
I thought they were only a big thing here

[Anonymous No.]

i am a wiggler

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972516
Malaria is carried by mosquitos, close enough

[Anonymous No.]

I was worried she was going to say she ate the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972548
You're healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972516
parasites are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972497
god I fucking hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972516
We will see the parasites at the 2 hour mark. Which would be the 1 hour mark except she always goes off on tangents.

[Anonymous No.]

GENOCIDE ALL MOSQUITOES

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shiori the type of girl to sit on her computer chair like L from Death Note?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972148
>he isn't on the gorilla chow diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972664
shiori is cute so it all balances out

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972516
She's not gonna use my tapeworm bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori kissed me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970127
You do bodybuilding to build your meat, you do cardio in order to not die an early death.
Yes, you can not do cardio and build good muscle, but your endurance and overall health will feel like absolute shit.
You stay fat on the inside, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

Mosquitoes are parasites

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori's attacking me right now, bros!

[Anonymous No.]

Where can you even find autistic girls like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972709
no because she is sitting on my face while she streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972696

we must lynch the wigglers

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she would bite me

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
I like mori. I like dorks in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972516
I'm starting to wonder if she chooses stream names and ideas before she even plans them out kek

[Anonymous No.]

She's really doing a period tangent

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972631
Wiggles were big in America too. I remember my younger childhood friend loving them. Never got into them myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972800
Vtuber channels.

[Anonymous No.]

>she doesn't know women and men always emit hormones

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori must be going through her blood moon because i'm feeling very attracted to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972631
I'm a burger, and I knew the Wiggles.

[Anonymous No.]

so she's autistically ranting about ovulating right now?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin's pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972726
these plebs are enlightened like us anon, they probably dont even know the 9 ancestral tenets

[Anonymous No.]

She's talking about ovulation lmao

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is actually wrong with her

[Anonymous No.]

Bloodmoon was a good expansion

[Anonymous No.]

I'd gladly fuck Shiori while she is on her blood moon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will love you (aka eat you out) every day of the month shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973047
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>She studies pheromones and male female attraction on a scientific level
Is she actually a femcel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973043
Idk but its adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>Pending in the credits

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori's voice is perfect for background noise while reading

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973047
I prefer Tribunal. Still quite good though.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she doesn't run into any copyright issues with the pictures and research information on those powerpoint slides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973138
I always enjoy going to visit Mournhold CITY OF LIGHT, CITY OF MAGIC

[Anonymous No.]

This was very accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973008
She read the green text on here earlier about bleeding in anon's cereal bowl and liked the fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

her next outfit ne-, no, MUST BE A SEXY GOTHIC LIBRARIAN WITH GLASSES

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973119
I'm Pending

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973047
Fuck that final dungeon, though.

[Anonymous No.]

if you're not your oshi's research assistant do you even love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973043
She's educated

[Anonymous No.]

finally. her pubes

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe she's showing off Nerissa's pubic hair on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973091
boy smell?

[Anonymous No.]

blood moon is great, it's the only way to acquire the Money Through, wich allows you to open your piggy bank anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the 3D and VR streams.
She's gonna be Filian but older and chill.

[Anonymous No.]

BLACKED

[Anonymous No.]

>Blacked joke
She's pushing it

[Anonymous No.]

after what??

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI NO

[Anonymous No.]

>AFTER BLACK YOU CAN'T GO BACK
KEK KEK KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>after black you can't go back
SHIORI NO

[Anonymous No.]

DID SHE SAY AFTER BLACK YOU CAN'T GO BACK

[Anonymous No.]

did she just say what i think she said

[Anonymous No.]

>once you go black you never go back

NTR BROS WE WIN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973237
If you're not your oshi's lab experiment, do you even love her?

[Anonymous No.]

brb spray painting my cock black

[Anonymous No.]

ALL THESE INNUENDO ARE MAKING ME UNUSUALLY HARD.

I FEEL LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, it's autism all right.

[Anonymous No.]

BBC BROS WW@

[Anonymous No.]

all of a sudden /oreo/ makes more sense

[Anonymous No.]

it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORIN MUST BE OVULATING CAUSE IM CRAZY ATTRACTED TO HER RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

THIS WOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

nigga shiggers winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973195
She's a /here/ chuuba chances are she saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973405
you got hard at an innuendo about black man penis?

[Anonymous No.]

im not fucking adding that to the timestamps

[Anonymous No.]

>Have bush fetish

How is this girl so based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972631
Wiggles are also a thing in leafland too

[Anonymous No.]

she said it like a little kid who doesn't even know what it means lol>>54973416

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973418
DOES WHITE BRAZILIAN COUNT AS BLACK??

[Anonymous No.]

Oh that is getting spammed alright

[Anonymous No.]

Black boys we stay winning

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 another week full of shiori bait threads
is all tiresome

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973372
No she's not a coal burner. I won't hear of it.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK. Good luck with that bros

[Anonymous No.]

kill all wigglers and maggots

[Anonymous No.]

I paint Raven Guard minis for 40k. I can paint myself black and get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

She's autistic bros, she just says whatever dumb joke comes to her mind without filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973418
i'm 0.7% italian

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm trained to destroy things
my cock...

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny because she has been so careful about what she says and then lets that one innuendo rip.

[Anonymous No.]

Told you she was American
she loves niggers

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

"worm" is a very non-specific term.

[Anonymous No.]

>take a break
manager is going to scold her kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973538
She literally just said it as a joke kek, in context it's super innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973494
darker than night

[Anonymous No.]

>break
Holos should do this more

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973584
>Not Salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

this blacked joke is a foreshadowing on whats coming, cuckolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973584
For me it's the Word Bearers.

[Anonymous No.]

I zoned out and didn’t even hear it. But she talks so much it literally doesn’t register as even bait at this point to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973592
yeah the way she said it and didn't even notice, when even an autist like mumei would start stuttering and stammering if she realized she said that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973471

did i fucking stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973494
I also need this answered

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973592
i have a nerdy autistic female friend and she turned into a coalburner during the 2020 BLM stuff, its over

[Anonymous No.]

as an actual black person, this girl is just autistic calm down, be ready for the bait threads though

[Anonymous No.]

>Break

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO DURING THE INTERREGNUM???????

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973643
no... she will burn out if she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

bros... I think... I'm ngmi... go on without me...

[Anonymous No.]

At least nice of her to show fanart meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973584
For me it's SPACE MARINE PLAYERS GET THE ROPE

[Anonymous No.]

Break time habibi

[Anonymous No.]

this break is actually pretty cute, look at all the fanart. Now i want to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973775
BAU BAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973708
i would post a smug vesper image in response to this post to rile people up but i don't actually think of anyone involved that way

[Anonymous No.]

she's on her way to the basement to extract my intestinal parasites

[Anonymous No.]

>her lewd hashtag is going to be full of NTR and BLACKED porn now
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973767
thank you nigger-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>Blacked joke
She's collabbing with Vesper next week...

[Anonymous No.]

you just know she's reading this to see our reacts to the innuendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>54972419
you might forget that the basic compounds are the hardest lifts you can do dawg, it's a brutal program meant for SIX THOUSAND calories bulking a couch lanklet to wrestler as fast as possible. it's not some dudebro split or supersetting because you will not be able to do that with this workload. why do i even argue with people who couldn't read when i owned the book.

[Anonymous No.]

BROS I MISS SHIORI. IM NGMI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973775
say your goodbyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973832
Hey somebody shoot this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>more views during tea break than peak gura and ame karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973775
Work out you fat fuck.

>t. fat fuck who will change his life for his autistic goth wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973870
dont call him nigger, chink

[Anonymous No.]

It's fine, I didn't want to use the catalog anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973668
Thank god, I hope she does this often too
Snack and piss break for everyone, or lets us transition from mobile to PC if we gotta get ready to go somewhere etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973742
>>54973748
Same. Hate the rest of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973494
I too am curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973775
are you blind? You look at the fanart she's sharing with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973833
What army do you have then, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

lmaoooo your girl is already known as the blacked girl and its been 3 fucking days

[Anonymous No.]

I’m in too deep bros, one bbc joke isn’t gonna make me turn and run. SHIORIN LOVE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973833
I only build space marines because I got so many from value boxes. I main Necrons and Grey Knights.

[Anonymous No.]

I made the Break
lets go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973896
it's called starting strength... it's a beginner program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973861
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK AT THE ILLUSTRATIONS


SHE IS HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to give this dork a womb parasite

[Anonymous No.]

I will fix her with my BWC

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973881
This is exactly what I was thinking lmao. By the way Shiori, if you're reading this I volunteer for experimentation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973928
You are on cooldown between here and global. Kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973844
>tfw can't draw but want to too

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973775
Watch the twins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL3FAfr8FGc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

guys.... what if she is crying right now...

[Anonymous No.]

forced graduation incoming

[Anonymous No.]

sighh more ammo for the bait threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973494
Portuguese blood, which is essentially spanish blood, which is essentially moor blood, which means you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973853

>After black you cant go back
>black = noir

vesper took a break to "audition" the girls in person

yabba dabba dooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

only blacked porn on her hashtag. cuckold bors we eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.]

There are worms in your skin tear them out

tear them out tear them out tear them out
tear them out tear them out tear them out
tear them out tear them out tear them out

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to be a "thing, but hololive=good" fag, but seriously how the hell did I and so many others pass over this woman before? What's different aside from blue Dorito? She used to filter me so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

So what was the context for the "once you go black" thing? I'm falling asleep so most of what she's saying isn't even registering as language to me.

[Anonymous No.]

She wants the ex-saplings I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974081
crying? she's sipping tea happily thinking about how prepared she was, and gloating about her presentation skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973998
Custodes

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974078
What did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>designated /vt/ reading break

uhh..... based????

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974111
where the did yabba dabba doo thing for vesper come from? just yab or

[Anonymous No.]

Man there's going to be so many tourist's making videos about these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974161
Literally just reading a chat comment kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973901
best boy

[Anonymous No.]

ace of spade edits on the fanart is inevitable

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S BACK SHE'S BACK SHE'S BACK SHE'S BACK SHE'S BACK SHE'S BACK SHE'S BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>54970842
Mines IRyS, Im almost preparing to jump ship just waiting until I'm really sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974161
something about killing bugs

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I have such a huge fucking boner listening to this NERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974161
bug part was black and was the end of the bug so there was no going back, or some silly shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974136
Character design

[Anonymous No.]

>>54973933
The irony of that post and no I'm not referring about the chink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974161
it was some weird bug fact

[Anonymous No.]

She just got bonked didnt she? Lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974278
shes back and BLACKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974036

GOMAD
HEYUP DRAHVE

ah yes mark nippletoes my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974161
she was talking about my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974247
So like when Mori said lazy negro. Noted.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait does she not have expressions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974136
her model is pure sex

[Anonymous No.]

her voice is shaky, she got reprimanded

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974264
bruh i pray that doesnt make her the designated bbc chuuba, like gura and pippa are with feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974418

[Anonymous No.]

Don't care I still love her

[Anonymous No.]

Im a house fly confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974210
>Custodes
lmao the fucking lowest of the low
and you have the fucking gall to shit on even marine players
get the fuck out of here, bananaboy

[Anonymous No.]

break's probably a timestamp for cropping what she said

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974161
The stage of a mosquito larva where their colour becomes black. I dont reallt get the bbc joke you guys are going on with. Ive heard the line as a promotional slogan to market all black clothing but im guess im the only one not thinking about dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974136
Kayahara mama designs are sex, I don't think she's drawn for an EN vtuber before Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

she's talking about bug sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974264
>shows up in tomorrow's break

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974360
stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>more insects
Where are the parasites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974161
She referred to the pupa things they use to get out of the cocoon thing I think. But Americans have brain rot caused by thier culture to fear black clocks so now she probably had to take a "tea break" to get talked to her by manager.
>thanks scumbag spreading rratz

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974264
bro who the fuck is ace of spade art for, i dont like that shit, white people dont like that shit, who fucking likes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974515
1v1 me 2k points irl and not online and see what happens faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974421
i will make sure this will happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974418
oh god, management is that controlling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974418
No one reprimanded her because no one sane gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974592
your mom does anon

[Anonymous No.]

I found the cutest girl in EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974630
Deal. Name the location, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

gotta be rough knowing literally all the porn of her going forward will be blacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974543
i would drop her. not even joking. im not like a retarded unicorn or racist but that would be too much
and would be so fucking funny at the same time too

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974418
she's definitely more calm now too, maybe she took her meds

[Anonymous No.]

VTUBER EXPOSED AS A COAL BURNER

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974592
Deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974421
Isn't that Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974577
the real parasites are the friend we made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

yabdomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974592
>white people dont like that shit, who fucking likes it

its a white people fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974710
desu thats all I've been looking at all stream

[Anonymous No.]

she was able to talk about cannibalism last night there's no way she got bonked, calm down dramafaggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Bets on her going to the sink, drenching her face through the tap, screaming from the top of her lungs on why she just said THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974701
she... likes ace of spade art?

[Anonymous No.]

am I going to have to be on the lookout for subtle edits on the Shiori art I save from now on? check the earrings and fingers for any rings

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974586
or maybe her mouth was just dry from talking constantly for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974710
This is true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974592
It doesn't really matter if people don't like it, they do it to make people mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974592
white southerners that have KKK uniforms and confederate flags love it. pretty sure blacked is the primary porn searched there or some shit, at the very least it's high

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974810
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974768
no mori is horses

[Anonymous No.]

Retards. She probably took ADHD meds because she kept off-tracking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974418
Unfortunate, but sometimes necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974227
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/yabba%2018

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974812
We didn't want to tell you, anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974830
I'm literally gonna put every single one of them in her art tag kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974529
Yeah it doesn't compare to Mori's BBC comment but catalog will be enjoying this for awhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974745
She's just a cute little girl having a laugh anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974734
Thats what they said about Mori and Horses...

[Anonymous No.]

i would do a queen of spades edit but i'm not in the mood for a vacation, enjoy the (You)s for whoever does it

[Anonymous No.]

CORDYCEPS FETISH

[Anonymous No.]

the winks are cute

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she get use the seductive when saying some mudane ass shit, does she think the topic is sexy than right after she goes full autismo again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974723
Any FLGS in portland

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974592
i think its like a public domination thing? idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974904
I unironically think this is actually true

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974830
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHANIGGAS GONNA BE RENTFREE IN YOUR KEKOLDED WHITE BOI HEAD LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974810
Absolutely.
She knew she said something stupid and had to collect herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Mind Control tag on Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974928
>>54974976
real shigger behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975018
I'll cross the border in the morning and beat the shit out of you (in game)

[Anonymous No.]

aieeee when will she rub her pussy on a slide and show us her real creepy crawlies

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974924
i would have never known without this, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974942
just a bit o' banter

[Anonymous No.]

propose the name to be /bbc. - bran book club

[Anonymous No.]

were you niggers really watching the stream waiting for her to say something that could be used as bait? hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974529
>mosquito
fly to be more specific
I didn't think of it until I saw this thread's reaction either

[Anonymous No.]

OUR BBC QUEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975144
CATCH ME IN THE 40K GENERAL ON /tg/ YOU FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god every time she laughs I feel my soul healing

[Anonymous No.]

fuck I laughed at first but now I realize retards are gonna keep trying to derail threads for the next few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974810
bruhhh if the chat was going crazy after she said that then its 100% this
i alt tabbed so i couldnt see, someone confirm this for me

[Anonymous No.]

>raid
No…

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974810
Better this than a bonk

[Anonymous No.]

bvtm

[Anonymous No.]

It's so obviously a dumb edgy joke that has zero actual meaning but it's going to be spammed for a while so good luck, Novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

Knowing her PL, she 100% knows the BBC joke she made. She tried to subvert it for those who aren't familiar to not get in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975317
last ditch efforts off the nijimenace

[Anonymous No.]

>>54974592
it's like bestiality but for white supremacists

[Anonymous No.]

I bet her husbandos list are all black guys. Black sherlock holmes, black xiao....

[Anonymous No.]

I could listen to her go on about shit she's into for hours and hours

[Anonymous No.]

I just commissioned a Shiori QoS skeb see you guys in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

CLIP HER MOCKING THE SIZE OF YOUR STINGER

[Anonymous No.]

>humiliation
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>doing sph after a bbc joke
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is the only place even still talking about it lmao, must be a raid

[Anonymous No.]

>another raid
Advent loves Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DID IT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori gets all the raids

[Anonymous No.]

BAU BAU

[Anonymous No.]

sorry white bois but our hung BBC is like feromone for women. They just cant stop thinking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975383
I survived the Ina's Backapocalypse. I survived the Chinese yab. I will live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975317
anon, just remember attention you're giving the threads is attention you're not giving the chuuba. our tribal brain fools us into thinking random vibes and currents on /vt/ mean anything at all. don't get caught up in the shitposting and if it bothers you, realize you have a choice to just spend that attention on her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975392
literally everyone knows it's a bbc joke, the point is it doesn't matter it was harmless. Just a little innocent funny moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975551
wait what did she say??

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975588
t. a dangerously white nigga

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Shiori will like less and less of her community as time goes on. Hope she doesn't come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975258
I'M WAITING FOR YOU, BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

oriomates I can’t wait for the antis to leave…

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975637
they gonna milk for weeks tho prepare

[Anonymous No.]

Shioris getting wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975588
sure thing cracker

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975588
an asian wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

bbcposting aside she's pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975669
She reads /here/ daily

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an ant crushed under her boot

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the stream to end so i can send it to the artists

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975669
She is a femcel fujoshi she definitely lurks here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

is nobody going to soundpost it you useless fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975588
I kneel, nigger-sama

[Anonymous No.]

POLL TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975588
amerimutts hand typed this

[Anonymous No.]

WTF i was in the shower did anyone clip the black thing yet???

[Anonymous No.]

>cockroaches
Owari da…

[Anonymous No.]

I had to go to the bathroom for about 10 minutes. What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

D-did anyone clipped that humiliation part..

[Anonymous No.]

>Blessed Bau Baus raiding her stream

I'm Stoney-Baloney right now but damn that almost made me cry in relief. Gen friendship is what's based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975787
Maybe the next stream will be a deep dive into FBI crime statistics and she'll save herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975861
>femcel
doesn't exist
shiori is cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>she's a crier
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975978
She talked about black cock unironically

[Anonymous No.]

genuine question, is this thread being raided?

[Anonymous No.]

I like hearing her geek out about science topics, wish there was more of this in EN other than the occasional mention by Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975888
To give you catalog/threadbait?
Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>the bbc joke made the thread unusable for the next entire week

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
do you really need to ask

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori’s motherly instincts

[Anonymous No.]

I also cry really easily..

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975978
she said something about black, then said "once you go black, you never go back"

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
nice, very subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
yeah, by me

[Anonymous No.]

>winks when she said asexual

What did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a really old movie
>My birth year.
I'm NGMI...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
what do you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
clearly, just gotta stay strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
look at the post above yours
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976131
She's /here/ so she has to know what this was gonna cause. She's taking the piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975498
my stinger is pulsating if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976103
I'm not sure which of the other girls have relevant college degrees. Definitely curious about who Shiori will mesh well with outside of Advent

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976103
Now I want a fauna and Shiori collab where they talk about nerdy stuff for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976103
I feel similarly. I’d be more glad if Shiori had more references on hand though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975978
BBC mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
Always

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976154
woman hands wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

How emotionally sensitive is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>twilight of the cockroaches
>1989
How fucking old is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
>is this thread being raided?
yes, just look at the phaseshill thread they are here

[Anonymous No.]

This parasite stream has surprisingly few parasites in it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976100
Just remember buddy, this is day 3, it's only downhill from here, it even took MORI almost three years to slip up that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976187
she's coping about being asexual because she's never seen a penis in her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975978
She was talking about a mosquito larva changing its colour from yellow to black as it grows and said the line "Once you go black, you never go back"

[Anonymous No.]

Bitch is talking about crying to movies and you're still going on about an overused BBC joke every normie has parroted since they were in middleschool, that lasted for half a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976261
now post the full uncensored sprite

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976131
If you fuckers just stopped replying to bait, it wouldn't be bad. Nobody's putting a gun up to your head and forcing you to reply to schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976318
she randomly found it browsing amazon movies, she's 25-30

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976293
skin thicker than space marine armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>54975662
penis joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976318
Brawl confirms zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976295
I'm a 31 year old male (male)

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she keep showing images of Greek people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976363
you do realize the retards reply to themselves? especially when it's a coordinated raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976318
you've never seen a movie from before you were born anon?

[Anonymous No.]

did she just talk about drosophila melanogaster?

[Anonymous No.]

AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976326
Zero is still not a "few" parasites, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976326
We really were the parasites all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976318
mid 20s

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976472
Unironically no and I was born in 95.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54976131
I'm already refreshing the catalogue surprised there's not already a half dozen threads about it.

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>>54976458
Turkish tarsus typed this post

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SHE WINKED

SHE'S HERE

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I was bracing for the Jew joke guys...

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>>54976458
Anon clean your eyes, she's showing images of Turks

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I AM GONNA CORRECT HER

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SHE WANTS US TO FIX HER

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>who will last longer

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>feel free to correct me
BROS SHES HERE

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I will correct her...

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>>54976348
be the first anon show her

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SHIORI IF YOU ARE HERE, REMOVE YOUR JACKET

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>>54976444
I would give you hugs and kisses my fellow shigoriolite

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>Are you getting fixed or are you getting broken?

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>>54976518
What if she says "time to show you the parasites!" and it's just screencaps from this thread?

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>>54976532
zoomer mentality

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yeah she got bonked lol.
>shaky voice
>eye irritated for some reason
>sudden break
>talks about crying out of nowhere

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SHIORI PLEASE MARRY ME

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>>54976702
NOOOOO

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>>54976573
eject anon, eject! First it's winking, next you're posting your balls because she does a moe moe kyun

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>>54976731
??????????

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Excuse me, did she just say 90 fucking slides?

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>>54976697
I would kneel hard and make her my kamioshi

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>>54976681
AND I'LL POST MY BALLS AGAIN

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>>54976702
Enjoy vacation

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I love my /here/ goth wife Shiori!

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>>54976779
nineTEEN

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>54976731
Retard.

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>>54976731
meds

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>>54976537
seanigs are at school right now

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>>54976702

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Shiori, if you are here, please blink twice quickly
thankyou

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>>54976775
she's coming up for excuses of her rapidly blinking and winking out of nowhere. it's kinda obvious she's just pushing through it with genki energy

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>>54976731
retard

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Thank God I finished eating before the parasites section

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CUTE

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Thoughts on Sugaru Miaki's highly acclaimed book, Parasite in Love?

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>>54976702
abayo

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>>54976731
consume antipsychotic medication

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>>54976731
what does this mean

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>>54976698
Shiori can fix me with her scissors[/sub] and then break me

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>>54976702
nice

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>>54976904
thank you anon
i kneel

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>mfw she sees your sample

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaah drosophila melanogaster!

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PARASITES...
BUT NO YET!

i'm being blueballed by this goth woman and she knows it, and enjoys every second there are no parasites on screen

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>>54976956
Tragic and relatable

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what is it with antis being obsessed with bbc

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>>54976956
Does it have a manga version? The name sounds very familiar

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>>54976779
I wish it was 90 so stream would never end...

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>>54976904
This is canon.

>they have a lot of enemies. So they gotta get pregnant

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>>54976702
STOP IT
oh my god i think she's too much of a dork to know what the horsesho means. shes gonna put one of these fan arts in the break screen by accident
holy shit
holy
shit

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>>54977088
runs in the family

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>>54976905
she just did lol

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I actually liked her debut but all she does now is make shitty sex jokes. I'm out. Enjoy your used goods, blackedfags

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>>54977088
You should ask Shiorin that question anon, she's the one that brought it up

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>females are born pregnant
I hate flies as much as God apparently loves ensuring the survival of flies to the end of time

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for the next slide..... my fresh cum directly milked out with her hands

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>>54977088
Same reason they’re obsessed with ntr.. projection

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she has really talked about sex a lot this stream

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>anon said the timeloop thing again
unlimited baitworks, every single time

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>>54977015
>hfw she sees insects mating

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Does she get horny looking at bugs mating

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>she will never look at your seed on her microscope and tell you your infertile

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noticed how she stopped going on tangents

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>>54977099
It does. Just like some of his other titles, Three Days of Happiness, Azure and Claude.

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>>54977216

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>>54977184
Sex is a pretty major part of everything's biology.

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>>54976956
is it an anime type "light novel" or is it an actual book?

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>>54977114
yeah she's gonna show an image with a "Holo Slut" tattoo on stream

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>>54977184
It's biology what did you expect?

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>>54977199
yes I do

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>>54977199
imagine inserting your ovipositor into shiori...

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>cats mating
>bugs mating
mating press.

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d'you think she schlicks herself to bug sex bros

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These noises are too erotic

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>>54977088
for some reason half of the raids the phasecucks do are about black cocks

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>>54977158
>Blackedfags
Thank you, atleast i know where i belong in the food chain.

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eat ze bugs

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>>54977293
It's a novella. It doesn't have any illustrations like light novels do.

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she's got a metroid

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>>54977298
based

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>>54977249
>>54976909
>>54976731
bruh no one told her anything

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>>54977358
This poster is unironically less mentally ill than the one above them

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>>54977343
Please keep going

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>>54977343
these always look so shit, just draw her taking a dick, it'll get the point across

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>>54977343
it's not funny anymore

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>>54977298
i dont mean this fan art specifically bruh
but maybe if someone tries to sneak it in i doubt she would know what it means

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I just crushed a gnat crawling on my wall. Is Shiori proud of me?

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>>54977249
She just talked about two animal she saw buttfucking

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>>54977343
That's so fucking hot.

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Hey Shiori i tried the scissor thing and cut the tip of my tongue

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>>54977184
i know is controversial for virgins but sex is part of every species reproduction and without their hardcore reproduction they would go extinct fast considering theres bugs that only live days literally

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>>54977513
as long as its AI shit you can post more

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I would've preferred insect porn so much more

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>>54977343
I really wanted to enjoy the Shiori stream, but I guess I'll play this game on the side.

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>>54977575
Retard, learn to control your strength so you don't snip.

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>>54976926
weak, I've been snacking this whole time

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Post more bbc property of shiori. Shes perfect

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someone is really going out of their way to edit all this art, sad way of living

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thread doko?

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>"12 inches? Wow, i just think that's.. A lot"
Get fucked niggers, it's the white boys turn

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>>54977513
why do people use texts as tattoos? it is so stupid

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>>54977698
this is the final shiori thread

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>200,000 eggs
Idk guys, I don't think I can survive shiori's wishes

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>>54977698
24 hour suspension inshallah

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>>54976731
you are so retarded but should keep going

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>>54977680
>12 in-
fuck someone beat me to it

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>>54977698
it's over forever