The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 41

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There are Parasites Inside You

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Previous page: >>54965724

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Biology is too lewd

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SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

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>>54977854
I'm shioring out right now...

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should've let it die, I want my wife only for me

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>Looking at a uterus with my wife

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Ok let’s get this over with

BUILT FOR BBC KEK. If you wanna reply to bait I got you herec

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Why couldn't my bio teacher be this sexual

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Here comes the impregnation part

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>Shiorin's uterus on stream

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that was close

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I love my nerdy dork wife.

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fuck i need to sleep go

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I love Shiorin~!

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I love my wife Shiorin....

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SHIORI REMOVE YOUR JACKET!!!

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>>54977956
The school couldn't afford her

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Reminder, do not reply to BBC spammers. They only tell lies and do not exist.

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>learning her own anatomy is too much work
What did she mean by this...

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Woah, she just said uterus and oviduct very sexually

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told you guys, parasites are gross

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would you her ovaries?

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SHIORI HATES FEMALES GREETINGS FROM KAZAKHSTAN

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Reminder that epidermis means your hair.

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SHE SHOWED US HER OVARIES BROS

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>>54978010
Shiorin is a snowbunny!

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report block ignore bait

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She's gonna be the queen of spades AND of twitter when that clip hits ENVtubersOOC

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I WILL MAKE SHIORI FALL IN LOVE WITH MY COCK AFTER I PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGENT GET PREGANT GET PREGENT

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report and hide for shiorin.

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>she doesn't say Pekora in correct Japanese pronunciation

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She has a black property tattoo near her ass thats for sure

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This is wearing me down. I'll take a break from this book and enjoy the stream. See you in a few pages.

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WHO?

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studying embryology with her using your just conceived child

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>>54978071
retards will never learn

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>there's this thing called /who/

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Shiorin likes bodybuilders, Chinese anime boys, and femboys. This vtuber is for men with small dicks. BBCs will NOT be tolerated

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>>54978215
dont give him ideas

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time for flatworms

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PEKORA IS INFESTED WITH WORMS

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>>54978215
isn't enna the real queen?

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>>54978310
You say that as if I don't know. Just know you gotta try.

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>now she's giving false information on the middle ages
Yamero... they had sewage and weren't that bad. They didn't believe in bacteria, but they knew smell.

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Someone should tell her about modern India if she's that amazed by people crapping on the streets and in rivers.

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Did she say that it was infected by SchizoSoma? What the fuck?

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I'll teach her more about baby-making physically!!

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>>54978380
yea all mine

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Don't understand how we let sewage get this bad. Just dig a hole and shit in it

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I would let Shiori give me parasites

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Now we know why her hair is half white and half black. Left snowbunny, right black owner.

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>>54978440
she'd grab the shit and put it under the microscope

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>>54978218
>PREGENT
>PREGANT
>PREGENT

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>>54978436
wait they had sewage in the middle ages? i thought rome had that shit but not other places

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This girl is definitely into insect rape

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>if there's a hole, there's a goal
why is she like this

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With the amount of life threatening parasites that exists out there, im surprised that people can function properly knowing this. shit like these can be anywhere and can get to you

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>>54978436
Wasn't it really bad in cities like London?

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>In the Middle Ages the sewer systems built by the Romans fell into disuse and waste was collected into cesspools that were periodically emptied by workers known as 'rakers' who would often sell it as fertilizer to farmers outside the city.

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>>54978325
Cope ytboi
Shiorin dreams about getting pinned down by a true African warrior and takin dis BBC all the way until her womb is flooded with strong nigga sperm

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>>54978601

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>ANY HOLES A GOAL
she def does anal

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I LOVE MY CUTE GOTH GF SHIORI!

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So when will she get to the jews?

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>>54978633
She's a chad

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>>54978436
Its not her fault, for don't know better
>The French revolution and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

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>>54978633
she wants me to give her anal

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I JUST REALIZED SHE'S PROBABLY A FREAK INTO GORE

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>>54978633
Because she is meme poisoned and can't turn it off, to her own detriment.

ourgirl

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>If there's a hole there's a goal
Honestly happy to finally have an EN vtuber who doesn't do the "UwU i'm so seiso, i don't know what that means" thing.
Finally someone like Coco who doesn't care and focuses on being fun.

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE HERE PLEASE MARRY ME, IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO, TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET AFTER READING THIS
risky gamble

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>>54978683
Yeah, with me every Friday, Wednesday, and Monday.

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Why does a bunch of ascaris taken out from the colon look like freshly cooked pasta?

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>>54978647
Just stay away from wired places and good personal hygiene

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>>54978733
she on them right now

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Alright who is donating a rectum?

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Donate a rectum sample, /orio/

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DONATE YOUR RECTUM TO SHIORIN!

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Will you donate your organs to Shiorin?

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>>54978683
yeah anon, she does it with me

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>>54978804
You're, so, doomed.

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>>54978839
Kek

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medieval hygiene is actually better than people realize fyi. people tried to stay clean but running water was less and less the further away from the freshwater source. towns had to rely on gravity after all. funny enough, many medieval homes did have a faucet but it was the size of a straw, and if you were furthest from the stream it may have been barely anything.

the main reason there were issues in medieval times was mostly the growth of cities. i may remember wrong, but i also think the war meta at the time, based on cavalry and then holing up in castles, contributed some. people would actually try to catapult corpses into wells of castles they were sieging.

medieval peasants get a bit of a bad rap for being unclean people, and they probably often were just by circumstance, but they didn't lack a sense of hygiene.

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>Donate your rectum to me, anon~

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>>54978791
Doesn't swear
But still mentions sex

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>>54978683
I paused the stream at the worst time. Did she actually fucking say that? If so she knows exactly what she's doing

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>>54978839
She's still on flatworms, not the long-nosed worms

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>>54978783
she almost definitely is just watch her early stuff

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>>54978783
She's 100% into gore. No need to suspect it.

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>>54978581
>>54978436
Hollywood does that to you, contrary of popular belief they had medieval times weren't uncivilized and "dirty".

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Why does this book have 3 page 41s?

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>Shiorin doesn't know what alveoli look like

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>>54978733
Anon, next week thursday we're getting a stream she titled, "Exposing the Talmud"

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>>54978992
Printing error.

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>>54978922
Why are you defending dead people?

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>>54978647
>Swim in body of water
>Get rare brain eating parasite
>Die
I don't like to think about it honestly

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>>54978897
If we make it to the next page I'm safe

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>>54978791
I thought I was the only one thinking the same thing.
I was gonna say nobody seethed back in the day when Coco did that but, remembered retards actually did

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>>54978943
Someone didnt watch yesterdays stream.
She tries to censor herself, but shes let it slip a few times.

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>>54978992
gonna look weird in the archives, but it is what it is

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>>54978992
the author is very eccentric

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>>54978947
She read that in chat, didn't she?

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boil your water before drinking it

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>>54978992
small publishing company pls understand

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fucking parasites freak me out man

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I have schizosoma

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>>54978992
Avant Garde genre

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>>54979060
they're too rare luckily

although there are hotspots of them where people beg you to not put your head under water or you're a gonner

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>>54978922
>but they didn't lack a sense of hygiene
there is recorded history in London where human shit was literally being thrown in the street

if that's not unclean to you i don't know what is

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>>54978992
rare misprint
apparently even the content is different in the 3 different versions

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>>54979168
Yeah

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>>54977854
>chapter 2 page 41
how does the op number work? new chapter ever day?

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chances are if you're into anime and browsed these boards 12 years ago, you'd be into gore and other cheap shock shit from reading mangos. not even surprised with her case, honestly

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>>54978992
they are trying to censor page 41

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Her mouth is rapidly slipping.

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>>54979269
every month.

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I am going to pirate and illegally distribute The Shiori Novella

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>>54979168
Well I don't know, I paused for a couple minutes and came back, I only saw it in here

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>>54979226
jews freak me out too

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>>54979241
they still do that in london

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>>54979269
pages are new threads, chapters reset every month, books are yearly

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>>54979281
blood+ ruined an entire generation of anime watchers

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>>54979269
new chapter every month

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Is Gintama as good as Shiori says? I kinda wanna get into it so I can understand her love for it.

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Fuck this dude

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>>54979168
Don't think so.

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>>54979269
every month

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Shiori Mommy

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>>54979312
you better fucking not!

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>>54979359
It's slow, but it's finished.

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>>54979361
literally who

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i've only ever gone to /vt/ for keks.
Shiori is the first vtuber i actually enjoy watching
Cover finally got to me. no one is safe...

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I love Gintama... I love Shiori... I'm in love...

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>>54979359
Yes but like she said it's takes a while to really get going

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>>54979312
please no...

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>>54979361
whom?

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>>54979359
Yeah it's a good comedy and has good action parts too.

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She likes the penis parts huh

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SHIORI TALKING ABOUT PENIS BRAKES

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>>54978992
it's okay, there's only one canon timeline

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>Canon CBT
This stream is great!

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>>54979361
he's been retweeting all her streams

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>>54979502
yeah mine

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>>54979361
I kinda like that there's repeating pages. It's an inevitable error when anons are responsible for thread upkeeping.

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>>54979455
THIS

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>>54979361
fuck off you fucking retard. pending was always in her vids. kys faggot unicorn

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>>54979241
i mean, what i'm trying to say is that it's not like they just didn't care, it's just that if you lived in the city you accepted that your life sucked dick, and did what everyone else did.

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She's such an adhd dork, I love it!

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>>54979356
How so? That was my first anime and what got me into it, I watched as a kid not knowing what it would be like, what anime was or having knowledge of this site yet

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AMONG US

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>>54979361
Wait, his name is literally Pending?

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>shogun episodes
The best ones.

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imagine grabbing all her parasite samples and forcing them down her throat

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>>54979356
and elfen lied

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Good night, shiggers.

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>>54978655
London is just built different.

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>>54978218
it sounds like you're getting pregnant

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>>54979281
Elfen LIed watchalong when

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Doesn't know which hole to use...

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>>54979832
oh nice! a pee bucket

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>>54979785
No. It would make her upset and make her cry.

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>she never knew about pinworms

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>>54979785
"Parasite samples" is a weird euphemism for my cock

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>>54979883
after the Elfen Lied readalong
>>54979926
hot

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My friend had those kek

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clean your ass novelites

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>>54978436
Europe is a very large place and hygene standards varied all across the continent. Generalizing all of Europe as dirt sucking peasants wading through shit is incorrect but so is stating that Europe in the middle ages had sewage systems

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>pinworms
time for the stickers

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>>54979312
It's already free, bwo.

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only her third stream and she already has a good enough pretext to utter the word "anus"

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what the fuck

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Umm my butt is itchy all the time isnt that normal?

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When she was talking about the collab shit, i think she was referring to pending not holostars

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>can I talk about gitama
>asking after talking about it for 10 minutes
I’m falling bros

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>>54979832
Sleep well anon

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>>54980018
She has said anus at least five times by now.

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what up my buskis

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>>54979832
gn! dream of shiorin!

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wash your ass nigga

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>>54979361
You think Pending is into the BBC stuff too? Like he watches her with them and stuff?

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>>54979361
this dude seems like an unironic homosexual and seems to still live with his mom according to his tweets. Not a threat to Shiorin’s virginity at all

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Book stuff confirmed for tomorrow!
Yay!

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>>54980029
anon....

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>>54980029
wash your ass

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>>54980032
collab shit didn't sound like she meant stars at all, it sounded purely like she meant a bunch of indies

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Official Book Club tomorrow.

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>>54980029
no?? clean your ass properly

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What is on Sunday?

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>>54979617
that makes more sense. to be fair London did have some rudimentary form of sewage management but the explosive growth of the city saw it wasn't enough

>>54978655
London especially because it was the biggest city and the time and was only growing larger

>>54980003
send help

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>my voice is still pretty weak
>has been yammering loudly and excitedly for two hours

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>>54980130
he licks her clean at the end of the sessions

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I'm never a numbersfag, but 19K viewers??? impressive

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>>54980232
Singing is much more damaging to your voice than speaking

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>those small claps for tapeworms
man...

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>>54980155
>>54980032
cope

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>>54979361
He likes men. If anything he could be a funny addition and homo deflector (ironically)

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>novelites have smegma and dirty asses
checks out

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>>54979361
qrd on this nigga?

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I LOVE SHIORI

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if you want to meet girls exactly like this just do a biology postgrad

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SHES GONNA SUCK

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I wonder if the managers told her to just be herself because im surprised the courage and confidence she has to do just that. she reminds me of polka

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leave pending alone you unicorn subhumans. hes her best friend

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>>54980310
She'll slowly fix us, it's okay

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>>54980155
I guess she might collab with some controlversial Vtuber or something and maybe male

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>>54980282
>I'm not a numberfag but

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>pregnant
there you go soundposter

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she wants to get pregnant

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>>54980404
Autism is a hell of a drug.
Look how confident Chris Chan was.

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GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

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GOD I would love to be able to see what kind of guro/gore content Shiori is into

The sheer thought of touching myself to what she loves is enough to get me rock hard

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>>54980323
he's in the description of the stream. helped with the "research" on things apparently

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>gets pregnant
It's time.

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>>54980380
Fauna is normal though.

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I'm gonna make a compilation of her saying
>sex
every time from this stream

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>tfw there are people who thinks that washing their own ass is gay so they dont do it

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Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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>>54980467
based

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GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

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>>54980467
Shiori said pregnant at the same moment that i read the word pregnant here

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>>54980478
I use my loofah so it doesn't feel as gay.

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what was it like being her classmate in middle school

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>>54980467
god bless you anon, goodbye

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Would you still love your wife if she had worms?

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>>54980323
https://twitter.com/PendingV
It's her "buddy"

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>>54980471
bruh i thought it was some yabai shit by the way those niggas were reacting

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What did she accidentally show?

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what's wrong with her microphone

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>i just showed something pregnant on stream

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>I just showed you something pregnant on stream

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>says pregnant
>winks

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How many times has pregnancy been mentioned this stream

>I get to show you something pregnant on stream
>very obvious wink

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>>54980477
no idea who that is, every girl i did postgrad work with was like this, it's not really that special

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DAMNIT MIC DO BETTER AT PICKING UP HER SCREAMS I WANT TO HEAR THEM

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She knows

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>>54980467
aieee advertisers gone...

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>>54980467
Thank you anon, but goodbye.

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wasn't that a male inside a female worm

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>>54980574
my cock

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Another break

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ME HAVING SEX WITH SHIORI

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>>54980563
Id give her a dose of praziquantel and ivermectin.

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She really wants to talk about Gintama
Cute

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>>54980613
She needs to fix that mic lol

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KISS

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she just kissed me hooooly
SHE'S SO GOOD WTF

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>>54980467
god bless you

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what is wrong with this girl lol

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>mwah
I'm doomed

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SHE KISSED ME

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That kiss, for me.

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SHE KISSED ME BROS

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The pregnant thing she showed on stream was herself (I'm the father)

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I MISS SHIORI

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Time for your reps.

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I love her

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>>54980613
we're missing very quality screams and sperg moments

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>mwah
She kissed us. I love her so much

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>>54980687
the mic is fine she probably has a limiter

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She kissed me....

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She just kissed me, later losers

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oreo love

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Is someone gonna soundpost her saying pregnant

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>>54980323
>>54980471
>>54980572
>>54980569
leave him alone faggots

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>>54980572
It is yabai shit. Literally who is he? Shiori got help from him, but she's not doing well and it's likely his fault because it wasn't obvious she didn't do the research herself until she mentioned it.

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YOU CANT JUST SHOW WORM PORN AND GO AWAY!

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>fan-art with courage
is that a bonk?

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>>54980563
If your gf never asked you if you would still love her if she turned into a worm and then started crying and got angry for weeks if you said anything but an instant and unamibious, 'yes!', you've never been in a real relationship. Sorry.

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>>54980655
I bet shes getting scolded and now she's crying and her eyes are twitchign her voice shaking, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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I just really want to say thank you to shiori as a SC, SHE PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS.

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AAAAAAA MY VIRGIN EYES

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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX
SEX CONFIRMED
SEX ON STREAM CONFIRMED

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Of all the things that need "fixing", her microphone takes priority. Muted screams are unacceptable.

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>oops I showed you two worms fucking

I LOVE HER

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>>54980780
stfu retard

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>>54980808
>Stop saying pregnant on stream

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>>54980770
yes

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She kissed me bros.

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>>54980798
why
is not even a monetized stream

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her intermission music reminds me of the down under song

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>>54980780
Sorry Shiori

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>tee-hee
I'm going to impregnate this woman I don't care what it takes.

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>>54980780
Shiorin just took a break to come and post this… bros, leave him alone.

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>>54980795
Kek

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>>54980841
THE FINAL YAAAAABBB

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ngl i'll be kinda annoyed if that pending fag becomes a mainstay in her stream, i get wanting to collab with your old friends but fuck off

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>>54980849
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES FUCKING DOING

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>>54980852
kys unicorn bastard

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the little bits of her enabling is what gets me going for some reason
>talks about biology
>what if you bridal carry me?
>goes back to biology like nothing happens
she does this the whole time.

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>>54980380
Not like I could talk to them anyway

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>>54980843
How much for a good mic setup? For when I start throwing money at her.

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>>54980613
It's her settings.

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>Shiori is the type of girl to think that showing you two worms having sex is sexy and a good way to seduce and flirt with you
W-well anons, did it work?

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homies stop posting lips and post eyes

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>>54980655
shes preparing the microscope things retard she said it twice and is obvious that it takes time to get everything working

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I just noticed that Nerissa and the dogs never said anything in her stream chat when they redirected...

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This music sounds like Pikmin.

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>>54980876
is it me or this pic gets cuter the longer you stare at it

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>>54980780
I will sending death threats everyday

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>>54980974
I'm harder than a diamond right now

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>>54980974
yes

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>>54980892
>>54980898
>>54981024
kill yourselves

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>>54977854
WHAT THE FUCK????

THIS DUMB BITCH DOESN'T REALIZE

SHE ALMOST GASLIT ME INTO THINKING I WAS IMAGINING SHIT

THIS DUMB BITCH SHOWED ME A PREGNANT PARASITE ON STREAM

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>>54980951
She keeps me edging...

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>>54980976
post a whole damn face at this point

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The Schitzoparasite? ME

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>>54981000
Nerissa did. I don't remember about the dogs. Maybe baubau like usual.

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>>54980569
ummmm

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>>54980808
oh you're just a ryonafag and not a dramafag

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>>54980974
Yes, I'm completely in the mood right now despite spending the last hour looking at bug innards.

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>>54980974
Yes, rock hard

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>>54980780
i just asked who he is

[Anonymous No.]

So many deletes and schizos getting btfo

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI KISSED ME

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO THIS BITCH IS SO DUMB

[Anonymous No.]

>>54980974
im typing this with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

TEA BREAK = PEE BREAK


UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981162
fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>54977854
I love my biology-loving mistress! <3

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the Pending stuff getting deleted when SHE PUT IT UP ON THE STREAM DESCRIPTION.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Uh

[Anonymous No.]

>she didn't know what her own slides were showing
Preparation though?...

[Anonymous No.]

So what are the chances that she might actually just touch herself during a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981162
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981198
i don't like pee but i'll make an exception for this tea

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHH SHE WINKED AT ME

[Anonymous No.]

So what are the chances she finishes all her slides today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54980770
NEED

[Anonymous No.]

Homies...

[Anonymous No.]

i think i like her fangs more than her eyes..

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S SO STUPID I LOVE HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981235
Prolly cause it's kinda PL related, do your reps, but yeah I agree its kinda dumb kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54980974
LIKE I SAID THIS GREENTEXT MAKE SENSE.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, your oshi is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>54980924
I imagine all the holos have friends who help out with stuff in the background. If you really like Shiori, you wouldn't think of her friends with such hostility.

[Anonymous No.]

ANOTHER KISS

[Anonymous No.]

>culex
it's a mosquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981314
Depends how often the ADHD hits but it's probablly not going to finish today.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE JUST KISSED ME IN PARTICULAR

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me put you in the corner next to me
>chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981377
I know who he is, but she put it on the stream, the jannies don't have any reason to delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981380
It's great, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981361
they're a good size, not too big but not small enough that you can barely call them fangs, they're cute

[Anonymous No.]

She just kissed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981271
someone else worked on it shes just reading it. say thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981396
i have no problems with that, i just don't want constant stream collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981406
she's so amazing

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching this because I love Shioriii but damn I hate disgusting insects and parasite talk

[Anonymous No.]

>another smooch
I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981380
i love her for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54980974
FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
GET BOOKMARKED GET BOOKMARKED GET BOOKMARKED

[Anonymous No.]

Cute GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981501
She would not love you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981433
I agree with you yeah, it's dumb but ah well, this was board has always had shit moderation unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981409
culex are a type of mosquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981314
She's already almost done. There's only 19 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981380
Yeah, it's great.

[Anonymous No.]

Why she likes butts so much?

[Anonymous No.]

need shiori to suck everything out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981396
I am here to gosling, I understand she will never love me like I love her and I am okay with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981271
i'm suddenly realizing how much of shiori's preparation is her trying to tardwrangle herself when she has to do anything remotely formal

[Anonymous No.]

>I FEEL LIKE THE FEMALES DRINK ALL MY STUFF ALL THE TIME!
yo this girl might be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981596
she loves anal

[Anonymous No.]

>females suck out your lifeforce
quite fucking true

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is going to suck out my life force!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981630
same

[Anonymous No.]

Enough smooches Shiori, when is my handholding...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981596
>Fujoshi
>likes BL and Yaoi
>Why she likes butts so much?

[Anonymous No.]

bros she's looking at its back thinking it's the head

[Anonymous No.]

she truly hates women

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981677
how did you know

[Anonymous No.]

why does she talk like shes spouting innuendoes 24.7, she was never like this in her pl

[Anonymous No.]

Pending is a cute twink shota i hope tbey fuck on stream

[Anonymous No.]

the thread suddenly got much quieter, seems like everyone took their meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981723
I see these bastards every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981732
youre reading too much into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981620
Before the Advent collab, imagine her rehearsing jokes and writing down all the things she shouldn't say on stream

[Anonymous No.]

What bug is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981198

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981776
It's NA bed time hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981677
She's zoomed in too far and getting lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981758
Anon.. her type is literally shotas..

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981732
What was she like in her pl? Heard she was one of the OGs but didn't watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981732
>why is a different persona talking differently
I'm not sure, but I like this character. She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981732
anon, have you considered this was what she needed to actually be herself? her pl didn't really fit her personality

[Anonymous No.]

>...need to get laid a lot
CLIP THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981732
She is horny because we are thousands of males having a hard on, and not a little 2 views

[Anonymous No.]

Men....we're going to die before Shiori does...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981596
>females need to get laid a lot

what the hell based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54978804
When she said "just for you" my gut dropped. I thought she was gonna take her jacket off

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive Global is so shit to discuss Shiori I'm think I will come here

[Anonymous No.]

>>54978804
>>54981551
>>54981671
>Bbc edits
Will you fucking stop now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981871
Very creative from what I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981732
Full GFE

[Anonymous No.]

Mosquitos are just like us fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be honest I love this cute retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981871
she was a variety streamer, made a lot of unique asmr like beating you up. also she talked about chrischan

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981940
Welcome home Novelite.

[Anonymous No.]

I respect Shiori's decision to collab with dead male insects

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981940
>>54981945

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981977
1000 people cumming on Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

bros... I can't anymore... I'm ngmi... I am feeling butterflies in my stomach....

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981945
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981940
Good choice. Global is where all the shitposters and trolls go. We're working on a book club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981940
ok retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981945

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981857
Yeah exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981945
Are you alright bro? Look at the images you're quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>you guys are so smart
Clip that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982047
All me btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981596
Anal chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982056
That's the parasites anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981940
Welcome home chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982056
You're such a weak anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori hates women
>I hate women
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982056
its just bugs anon dont fall in love with insects

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori hates women, is she from Kazakhstan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982167
No....

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, do you think she'll have a book club for House of Leaves? Been meaning to finish it for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

need shiori's spit inside my body

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982224
That's too /lit/ for this place. Shiori probably hasn't even read it.

[Anonymous No.]

YES I KNOW HOW MOSQUITOES WORK YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU'RE SO CUTE AND DUMB

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981381
>our children would be mega autists
As long as you raise them with love with your autist goth wife, I see no issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982224
God I hope so.

Been looking for an excuse to re-read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thing is so hard, eh
clip it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982065
>We're working on a book club.
Is this actually a thing? I intended to check out a bunch of her favorites, but wouldn't mind doing it along with anons. Unless she starts an official one herself of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982240
fuck off and kill yourself
stay in global Ai shitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982056
she's too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981977
on god

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982240
don't, these suck

[Anonymous No.]

>it's tiny
>kind of... pathetic

she's talking about (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982073
i want my face buried in her chest

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you george

[Anonymous No.]

>George
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982305
It's a thing. Check the archives. We've got few suggestions. It's still early days, but what we've got has promise.

[Anonymous No.]

ORAL SUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

I'm George, AMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982224
My fucking copy is in the fucking storage right now, fuck I'd need to dig it out.

So fucking kino.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream kinda weirds me out (in a good way). It's nice to see someone so passionate about sth.

[Anonymous No.]

ITS ORAL SUCKERRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>54980974
very symbolic

[Anonymous No.]

> THE TESTES, THE UTERUS, AND THE ORAL SUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

shiori's oral sucker...

[Anonymous No.]

>the TESTES... the UTERUS...
her emphasis on these words... what does she mean?!

[Anonymous No.]

I have lost count of how many times Shiorin has talked about reproductive organs

[Anonymous No.]

She's french...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982263
i feel like such an asshole saying this, but the way she talks about relatively common knowledge like ovulation and mosquito bites like it's a fun fact makes me wonder if she perhaps didn't go to college, and is entirely an autodidact past highschool learning

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KNOWS THE THROATSLUT MEME

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982456
Erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982224
Same desu. Let me guess you impulse bought it during house.wad period?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982240
I think its hot anon want her to spit in my mouuth

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982530
It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982476
I mean, it's biology. so it's a given
it's all cocks, vaginas, organs, sex, and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>says nerissa as the birb stand in
>nerissa eating bugs and shitting
/ope/ not like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982539
what did i miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982466
She's a female wanting to be cummed all over by thousand of men. Just like a culex

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982636
its oper...

[Anonymous No.]

Chat broke
>I broke you

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981732
now too much people watching I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>54981381
>our children would be mega autists
They would also be imaginary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982569
Nah, bought it a few years back. I just have a long backlog and hop between books a lot. Main read recently has been the James Bond novels after watching all the movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982530
It's okay...she can get over this debuff bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982534
Well she's clearly just reading the slides and talking about whatever else she has read on the web. She did go though based on what she said. I would have preferred if she did a deeper dive instead of a surface and kind of tangent thrown explanation with a lot of organs thrown in.

[Anonymous No.]

alright! back to the main content: Gintama nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982224
>>54982443
Illiterate anon here, should I check out House of Leaves? I looked up a synopsis and it sounds kino. I haven’t read a book since Harry Potter back in 2003 though.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet she's already thought about having a bukkake with a bunch of random guys (us)

[Anonymous No.]

the nerdiness in her voice just went up

[Anonymous No.]

Would you impregnate Shiori to satisfy her curiosity about reproduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982259
it became super popular after that doom map rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.]

This is our goal now fellow Novelites

[Anonymous No.]

She is talking about males...

[Anonymous No.]

kondobros we winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982812
FUCK YEAH
>inb4 child support payments

[Anonymous No.]

>She doesn't like smokers
Yeah. She's a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>anti smoker
YES MY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982812
>Wou-
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't like smokers
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't like people who smoke
I'm DOOMED

[Anonymous No.]

CIGGY BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.]

Smokefags btfo
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

tobacco addicts...

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't like smokers
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982812
She's said "get" "me" and "pregnant" in this stream, someone recreate this with her actual voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't like people who smoke.

I quit just now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982812
Shiori will get an impregnation fetish and pregnancy fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Smoker HATE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm quitting smoking

[Anonymous No.]

YOU'RE NOT RUINING YOUR LUNGS WITH SMOKE RIGHT ANON?
Shiori wants the best for you

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't like people who smoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982812
May as well ask if I need to breath and eat to live

[Anonymous No.]

straight edge nerd, cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Femnovelites are being genocided...

[Anonymous No.]

>if you smoke it's fine I don't want it around me
it's fine I'll make you accept it you stupid little hooah

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982900
not too late to quit
swap to nicotine gum then work from there

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder how she feels about vaping

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't like smokers

That's the hottest thing I've heard all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982752
Friend from high school recommended it to me for years before I got into deep lit shit and it's great. It isn't as impenetrable as most but you get a lot more mileage out of it if you're well read.

[Anonymous No.]

why does her butt hurt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982752
Very kino, but it's a thinking novel. Tons of footnotes, abstract ideas, mathematical equations, changing narrators and fonts, parts that you read in a mirror, etc. Very good read if you can adapt though.

[Anonymous No.]

she didn't say anything about ZAZA

[Anonymous No.]

DONTA SMOKA SHIORI

[Anonymous No.]

niccybros... quitting right now

[Anonymous No.]

ahem,

FUCK SMOKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982836
It's gintama, seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982942
>will get
C'mon anon, it's clear she already has one

[Anonymous No.]

sorry but I'm not quitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982752
It's worth it, it's actually the book that got me back into reading for pleasure.

Best advice I can give is TAKE YOUR TIME. This book is confusing, and it's not really like anything else. It's not a casual read, not in the slightest. Take it a chapter a night, and give it your full attention. Don't be afraid to re-read stuff or look stuff up.

Other than that, have fun. Just know, the house on Ash Tree Lane will change you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sherlock Holmes smokes with a pipe
FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN

[Anonymous No.]

>she can't remember the word hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982939
Kek, i'm in. Nonsmoker and an M

[Anonymous No.]

We're in straight edge chads

[Anonymous No.]

smoking is so disgusting why are you faggots even inhaling this dogshit. might aswell eat shit retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982224
it would be fun. after you finish it look at the collage on the front cover. there's a letter on it, right down the middle. read it

or watch the Night Mind videos analysing the entire book. it went into details I didn't consider myself and never would've thought of them https://youtu.be/kfVztT3UeYw

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982989
i actually almost feel bad for any that are watching given how much she accidentally keeps implying they don't even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983013
She said she doesn't dislike smokers she just dislikes smoke. She's an easy convert.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the microscope part, how was it?

[Anonymous No.]

the sapling/novilite overlap is deeper then you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983097
Unironically good stress relief.

[Anonymous No.]

she's such a fucking loser bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Licking lollipop till there's smoke is better than smoking

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983005
People autistic about smoking also tend to be autistic about vaping too.

[Anonymous No.]

>go gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983097
as someone who quit, there is a certain buzz you can only get from tobacco for real

[Anonymous No.]

Yurifags, there's still hope for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983097
If you don't smoke you're a fucking faggot pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

It's over....

[Anonymous No.]

She wants us to work and not smoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983190
so fucking cringe. weak minded retard

[Anonymous No.]

Her filter is gone KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>I would go gay for...

/u/tards and femoids of suicide watch

[Anonymous No.]

>screw the guys
>i dont want the guys
Rip you fags.

[Anonymous No.]

Femnovelites got thrown a bone

[Anonymous No.]

it's over guys, she took the yuripill

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983097
This >>54983190. Managing people is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Screw the guys, I don't want guys
Based

[Anonymous No.]

she's such a dork anons why can't I marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983270
What are you, 15?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983270
you smell like shit and get 0 bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983107
Just pulled it out to check. Can't believe I never noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>there was an episode where kyuubei grew a dick
>shiori suddenly found her interesting
she's so fucking hetero bros yuri fags in fucking shambles

[Anonymous No.]

>just cum for me
CLIP THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983270
>If you don't smoke you're a fucking faggot pussy.
>he fell for the tobacco propaganda
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983347
cause i already am

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983351
cigs smell good

I fuck your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

what a retarded name for a general

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she can talk about anime like this all the time. EN never does this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983351
the only bitch he get are bitch with rotting falling teeth lol

[Anonymous No.]

oh she goes back to hetero

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983147
To quote vesper, “she hates us!”

Though at least she remembers to say “good girl” too so that’s something

[Anonymous No.]

What is she blabbering about? Where is my promised parasite talk?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Shiori to motivate me to get into the habit of reading again bros, I don't want to be functionally illiterate forever lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983402
ITS THE SIGNAL YOU CAN STOP RETAINING YOUR SEMEN BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983285
honestly the worst part about smoking or vaping is everyone acting like we think we're hot shit and cooler than everyone else when literally every single person in our lives constantly shits on us. it actually kind of sucks being a smoker. my fault i guess, but that's the truth of it

[Anonymous No.]

Did she just say she'll GAPE for Kyuubei???

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOO MY GF IS LEAVING

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Shiorin...

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so left out...

[Anonymous No.]

memes aside, seriously where the fuck do i meet a girl who's like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983422

[Anonymous No.]

don't leave...

[Anonymous No.]

I
MISS
SHIIIOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin just kissed me, later fags.

[Anonymous No.]

She's like a combination of all my previous crushes.
I love watching her but there's a little bit of sadness from it.

[Anonymous No.]

i tried to start smoking like 3 times but i hate the smell and taste so i never picked up the habit
i still feel the urge to smoke some times

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE KISSES

[Anonymous No.]

cute

[Anonymous No.]

>stream over

life is pain and miserable

I'm going to start smoking cigs to cope

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOO DON'T GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

THAT KISS WAS FOR ME

[Anonymous No.]

miss her already

[Anonymous No.]

>3 kisses
3 kisses
>3 kisses
3 kisses
>3 kisses
3 kisses
>3 kisses
3 kisses
>3 kisses

[Anonymous No.]

SHE JUST KISSED ME

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI JUST KISSED ME LATER VIRGINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983494
She'll go gay for Kyuubei

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983157
i love black fauna AND green fauna

[Anonymous No.]

BROS SHE KISSED ME. I MISS HER.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her....

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KISSED ME SPECIFICALLY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

this girl is so fucking weird

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK SHES SO CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE SHIORIN KISSES

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T LEAVE ME

[Anonymous No.]

I miss shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

alright anons, your test is in five minutes. summarize the main points of her presentation

[Anonymous No.]

That felt like it went so much faster than yesterday's stream...I'm starting to feel it bros...The time dilation when you love every minute you spend with someone.

[Anonymous No.]

She just kissed me again!

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

I already miss her bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
God I need it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983553
even lewder than the previous stream/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
Public library perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

I got 3 kisses today, see ya losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>54978804
THE JACKET STAYED ON, CYA AT THE WEDDING NERDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983590
i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983553
10/10
100/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
got to alt/indie underground music concert. there's a buffet of crazy bad bitches there

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck after her stream ended, it redirected me to Ollie's vod with that babinku faggot, got confused for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

Shori porn MUST include holding her down in a submissive position and unloading a huge load into her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983483
seeing someone smoking for me is like watching someone rest his hairy butthole in your mouth and let out his biggest diarrhea filled shitting directly into your stomach. thats how disgusting it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>54982812
im a retard how to i listen to the catbox in the file name bros

[Anonymous No.]

What now fags?

[Anonymous No.]

love

[Anonymous No.]

Real talk tho, no autism, good stream. It's cute to see people who are so passionate about something while indulging in it. Honestly wouldn't mind another stream of this kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
You can't, they don't go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't read, she won't love you.
If you don't work out, she won't love you.
If you smoke, she won't love you.

Better yourselves anons or be left in the fucking dust.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you fall for her even deeper today or at the same level as yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983625
Bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

every stream feels like 8 hours no matter how long it actually is, she gets my full attention so easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
Go back to school and major in biology

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad the female novelites aren't being left out

[Anonymous No.]

well I gave her a fair shot
not for me

[Anonymous No.]

I'M SMOKING A CIGARETTE AND THIS BITCH JUST KISSED ME WTF??? SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T LIKE CIGARETTES BUT THIS HO JUST KISSED ME? WTF? NON-SMOKERS SHE'S LYING TO YOU

[Anonymous No.]

wait I didn't hear kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983553
I love shiori/10
Kisses not sloppy enough/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
anime conventions, I assume

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983699
real

very good chance she's bi though I know a girl in college who's exactly like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
I'm going to an anime con real soon
Girls *like* her will be behind the art booths and awkwardly stalking the halls
Most will likely be the Twitter brand rather then the anon brand of autist tho, and either way to well/not well adjusted whereas shiori despite being weird has her head on enough to be in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

Guess i'll listen to Light Shiori sing while I wait for the sadness of Shiori leaving to leave my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983582
black fauna, green fauna, doesn't matter. she's still gonna be called mommy by someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983755
I got two out of three, just need to convince myself to stop being a lazy fuck and work out often.
She won't love me either way since I'll never get to meet her though so it feels a bit pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

They got what they wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983786
man i really fucked up by being a physics major

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983715
yeah that sounds about right for how my ex used to treat me after i smoked a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>54983523
this was already answered, play genshin impact and go to cons about genshin impact. they are everywhere there because they never leave their house except for events.

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>>54983755
Going to hang a picture of Shiori in front of my home gym bench tomorrow to motivate me to do it more often.

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>>54983523
Anime cons and start playing genshin

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Yeah, we're never getting a stream like this ever again.

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>>54983523
if you go to an anime convention you'll both meet and fuck tons of girls like her, she's for the streets

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>>54983553
mwah/10
I love her and she knows it

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someone catbox shiori kisses compilation

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Sp bros...do I watch someone else now, or go to bed?

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>>54983523
hey fr though, I met my partner in Environmental Sciences, and the fact that Shirori mentioned she did that too - it doesn't surprise me. You have to go to places that they're in - since they're not looking for guys

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>>54983937
I do play Genshin already. I guess I'll have to actually debase myself and go to a local con one day

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>>54983523
>Play Genshin or Honkai
>Attend the nearest con
>Look for girl that likes the chars you like (bonus points if it's a guy like Tartaglia because bitches froth at the mouth over him
>Sperg out about him with her
>Profit
How I got with my fiance.

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>>54984009
Time for your 10k steps buddy

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smokers are absolutely fucking disgusting its not even funny

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>>54984009
Bed

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>>54983954
she has 4 sources per thing she's such an autist i love her

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May 2nd is so far, i want a Shiori keychain NOW

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Good stream Shiori, I enjoyed it Looking forward to tomorrow. Keep it up!

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>>54983954
understandable.

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>>54983954
This not how you properly cite your sources.

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Thanks for the stream shiori, please pin the timestamps this time thanks

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>>54983916
meh I think nerissa is faking

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THANK YOU SHIORI~N FOR PUTTING IN SO MUCH EFFORT FOR YOUR STREAM

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>>54984078
grow up

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What did she mean we're talking about the book club tomorrow at the same time? Isn't she already doing another stream?

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Recommend me a workout routine for someone who is built like a skeleton and weighs 120 lbs. I have no weights or equipment.

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>>54984129
it's not for a research paper, but for Hololive's copyright policy and whatnot. I assume that's good enough.

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>>54984201
you need to grow up if you cant cope stress without inhaling literal dogshit. fucking disgusting piece of shit. you stink like dogshit ass faggot

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>>54984265
boxing

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>>54984175
It's partially kayfabe. She's a known KFP from the early days. She basically is to Kiara what Kiara was to Pekora.

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>>54984129
she's not going to do APA for a youtube stream anon lmao

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>>54984265
Literally just do bodyweight lifts. Pushups, situps, squats, jumping jacks, etc. And do your fucking cardio

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>>54984259
we're talking about books at the pajama party

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>>54984265
Get into eating a lot of carbs and protein, increase weight (or else you'll shrivel up), and start with calisthenics!!! Then eventually go to a gym

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>>54984259
Tomorrow is basically open vc zatsu.

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>>54984294
I don't smoke

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Thanks for the stream Shiori I love you!

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>>54984175
Even if she's faking, she's as convincing at it as Kiara is so it's still satisfying for the yurifags.

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>>54984201
I personally don't want to see my lover die from a heart disease like my grandfather did

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>>54984382
>>54984395
That makes sense.

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>>54984265
I'd suggest pushups. Please ask your general physician for better advice, though.

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>>54984201
As a kid I got pneumonia from inhaling cigarette smoke, I don't even smoke but everyone around me does, fvcked me so much growing up having hard time breathing

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>>54984395
Unofficial advent collab HYPE

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>>54983569
I'll give you this timestamp, in exchange please timestamp all of the kisses
>Shiori~n getting excited
https://youtu.be/9Lpegyp0h4M?t=3965

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>>54984185
Honestly. It's really nice to see someone put so much work and preparation into a stream

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This stream was very pleasant

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Reply with timestamps. I'll do soundposts later

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>>54984510
AAHHHH MY HEART

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once you go shiori, everyone else is boring

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>>54984617
Pure kino

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>>54984129
Management really needs to step it up...

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>>54984552
>puts effort into her content
>enthusiasm
>cute as fuck
She's perfect

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Follow Shiori on The night!
Shiori Weak!

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>>54984185
Seeing her old stuff i was impressed how high quality everything was. She's only going to get better

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>>54984510
she is like mumei with less autismo and stuttering but more unstableness

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>>54984265
The secret is to get a job doing manual labor.
Your hands will get bigger too.

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She puts in effort, we need to as well. Do your reps. Do it for Shiori.

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>>54984739
>less autismo

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>>54984739
Can't wait to hear Shiorin and Mumei go autismo over whales.

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>>54984265
Without spending any money at all? basic cardio and calisthenics. Push ups and sit ups and what not. If there's a playground near you, you can do more shit like pull ups and what not (Early in the morning or late at night when there aren't kids around). While I encourage you to eventually save up and buy a set of adjustable weights or something, you can use junk around your house to add weight (throw some shit in a back pack and do push ups with that, for example). You can get a lot done with just calisthenics. Look up ghetto workouts on youtube if you want to watch how poor black people get in shape. It's all calisthenics for them.

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>>54984643
09:07

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>Read books
>Work out
>Stop smoking
be the man that can bridal carry her, or else i'll have to do it!

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any other Sanallites here having deja-vu? the way Shiori acts is very similar, just very horny instead of being an air-head. the autism is off the charts...

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>>54984888
She really is trying to fix us...

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>>54984265
1 banana
2 spoons of peanut butter
1 cup of oats
2 eggs
put in blender, fill up blender with milk
drink

2 scoops of whey with milk

drink both daily and look up a PPL routine

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>>54984921
No, they're very different people

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>>54984754
>manual labor
is real, i used to work in a warehouse carrying boxes a lot. it was tiring but i think it was my most /fit/ time of my life. now i just sit infront of a pc cuz im it and i try to fit in light exercises and walks.

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>>54984888
mannn what if I have the occasional joint? surely she means ciggies, they fucking smell

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I'm squeamish as fuck, should I watch the VOD, Novelites?

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>>54984739
>less
lmao. tbf they're both highly autistic, just in different directions.

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>>54985047
You can just listen to the last 30 minutes where she shows parasites.

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>>54985047
It's not like they're squirming or anything. Just watch.

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>>54985047
If you can't handle the bugs and parasites just cover half of the screen. Shiori~n was cute today too

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>>54985027
weed smells 100x worse than cigarettes and is way fucking stronger. I'm tired of walking around and smelling one of you stoners from 3 blocks away.

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>>54985027
Joints smell too

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>>54985047
nothing outright disgusting just insects upclose. 100% watch either way

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>>54985047
It's just desiccated and dead things on slides. Nothing remotely gross.

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>>54984643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lpegyp0h4M&lc=UgwnhueFzmBNp0ibu4N4AaABAg

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are any of the close ups scary? I hate bugs

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>>54985252
some mosquitos and worms, the rest are ok